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Quel Esprit took an early dive in the novice's hurdle and is turned out quickly again in the albert bartlett.  Taking a proper plunge on this @ 7/1

Ban this thread now please, just lock it.........

im out so it all starts again for me tomorrow! - I should just stcik with my fail proof system of the one with the best name!

So sick this thread is up so early!

DENMANIA!

 ;D

Imperial Commander is as good an each way as I'll ever have, but if Kauto goes on Big Bucks like drift, I'll have to back him.

I like Tell Massini in the AB, if he was trained by Nicholls or King he'd be a 5/2 shot.

I'm on Ashkazar and Alaivan ante post.

I'm thinking about putting a treble on involving Kauto. how close it it between Denman and Kauto?

Denman is my only bet tomorrow, if it wins, I've had a good Cheltenham if it doesn't I am without a winner at this year's festival.

Gogogogogogoggo Denman!!!!!!!

Got a good feeling, esp with Simon starting the thread, lets win some tomorrow!!

Not close imo.

Timeform have Kauto 8lb above Denman and everything is in his favour too.

sigh, i've joined the stuck 4 figs club.

lets gogogo 2moro pls bh. stop fkin about.

probs will just end up with a giant punt on kauto to get out.

DENMAAAAAN

Some great pics of denman and Kauto with David Haye on his facebook page

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs370.snc3/23798_333336893632_19277188632_3484045_3609409_n.jpg)

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/photo.php?pid=3484045&id=19277188632

lol what is it that makes denman and kauto look like a pair of bollocks.....?

Great days 2 and 3 for me after doing a wad on Tuesday, playing it up tomorrow... Tell Massini is bet of the day

Denman is at 5/1 on Ladbrokes ATM.

Surely this is great value ? ;carlocitrone;

In the 2.40 Enterprise Park is best priced 8/1 apart from Victor Chandler who have it at 40/1. Thought it was an error but got a bet on online. Any way Victor can back out of this?

tried to get on this- market is now suspended!

LOL insta deposited a wedge to get on and same :(

All the prices were wrong at one point. He had the 9/2 fav tell massini at 33s. Someones gonna get fired.

Their book for that racewas wrong for ages, they've noticed now and pulled it. Diamond Harry was 40s as well.
They will not paiiiiiiiii you at 40

They have to honour it surely?

I was in a black cab last weekend and asked to go to the Vic. He soon got out of me I was going to play poker. So he starts talking:

"I'm more of a horse man me. Great man that Paul Nicholls. I know a bloke who knows someone who has a mate who works in his yard. There's a horse called Najaf running on Friday it's about 20/1, great each way bet so they tell me".

So like a mug, and on the basis I can't pick a thing, I have £50 each way at 20's. Cheer him home in the 2.40, it's my last hope!!

And come on Denman, you're my racing hero.

think they just void the bet since it was a mistake. seem to remember couple years back corals voided my bet on tiger woods at 80/1 to shoot under par for his first round which was meant to be 1/8, sigh

I think my only chance is if Victor stands the bets and uses this as a publicity stunt tomorrow for a shed load of free advertising.

Oh well I make £9 on roulette while waiting to see what would happen, cashed all out now. They have these fit east european birds spinning the roulette wheel live, never seen than before. then again I never play casino games..........

The guy who inputs Victors prices must be able to see them from his desk.

LOL I bet its actually based in the Ukraine or somewhere shit so they can pay them 3 beans an hour.........

Actually funnily enough I saw this in a casino on the Thai/cambodian border, a whole room full of tables baccarat running with no players in front only cameras above the table so people could play online, there were about 10 of them running.

The risk with doing these bets when you spot a mistake is that they almost always cancel the bet but its not even a freeroll as you might think
as in some circumstances they replace the bet for you at the actual price then wont let you void it.

I spotted an error with Stan James once so got involved, then they cancelled it, replaced it at at the real price then i had to speak to a team leader of customer services to get it voided and it took ages.

Yeh also had this. Was with skybet though. They rang and i ignored it but they left a message and said they'd replace the 25/1 i'd got on a horse with 5/1 and i had to call back within half an hour if i didn't want the bet on.

im bored and cant sleep so thought id give a run down of my bets today with a bit of reasoning for each. feel free to follow/lay/slate/laugh

1.30 - westlin winds 12/1  - the horse that beat it last time out would probs of been fav today but for injury, but he wasnt beaten far and alan king rated his one as his best. prior to that he hacked up in two small events but if he had a different trainer/jockey he would be half the price he is today.

2.05 - secret dancer 22/1 - this race is always ultra competitive and you could make a serious case for about 12 but this horse had a good run over course and distance this season (where he finished ahead of the paul nicholls fav today off level weights). that was back in november but the form has worked out very well with the horses around them that day all running with credit in much better races. my selection has been lightly raced and could be open to some improvement, last seen running a decent race for a long time before stamina might have emptied on him over 2 1/2 miles vs tuesdays champion hurdler 3rd zaynar again at cheltenham.

2.35 - shinrock paddy 9/1 -  shinrock paddy has only been beaten once in his career and that was in the bumper here last year to dunguib but this horse was always going to need a trip and the 3miles should be perfect. his impressive grade 1 win last time out suggests he has a touch of class about him too.

3.20 - purely a spectating race for me. i'd love to see denman win in good style but it doesn't look likely.

4.00 - i love racing and i understand the importance it has for the sport but i just hate these races lol (same as the cross country) so i didn't even look at it.

4.40 - clova island 14/1 -  again ridiculously competitive, well done if you can pick the winner here. i like 3 or 4 but going to go for the in form trainer hobbs with an improving sort down the bottom of the handicap. won eased down last time out and has run behind some good horses including a run behind wednesdays coral cup winner spirit river. with a good jockey on board (has more relevance in these type of races) taking a 3lb claim off i think he has as good a chance as any.

5.15 - pepsyrock 25/1 - to finish the festival off we have another handicap where you're hard pressed to find a winner. i've gone for what looks like the forgotten horse of nicky hendersons string. its not very often you will find tony mccoy on a 25/1 shot but this young horse was in good form this time last year on good ground. he hasn't had ground like that since and im hoping this could be the difference today. 25/1 could look big if he turns up on his A game for it.

Ladbrokes are best price for Kuato Star in the Gold Cup at 5/6 which I think is pretty generous.

Whats makes this even better though is if Kuato wins by 5 lenghts or more they will pay out at 6/5

Lump on

I am

note : Not available in the shops online or phone only

Right

Early morning bets are on, these will be topped up whilst in the pub this afternoon.

Lets knock my cock in sideways.

Cheltenham Friday opening balance = -800

13.30  Pittoni @ 16/1
14.05  Rock Noir @ 10/1
14.40  Tell Massini @ 9/2
16.00  Turthen @ 16/1
16.40  Ashkazar @ 11/2
17.15  Safari Journey @ 12/1

6 x £18 EW Singles
1 x £1 EW Accumulator

Possible return = Were into 7 figures so just ship ship ship

And a placepot

13.30 Wesltin Winds / Carlito Brigante
14.05 Secret Dancer / Unnamed Favourite
14.40 Shinrock Paddy / Najaf
15.20 Imperial Commander / Kauto Star
16.00 Gentle George (Bedi) / Baby Run
16.40 Fairyland / Clova Island

Lets go go go go go go go!

Like NigDawg I will list my reasons.

I havent got a frickin clue apart from I used some of NigDawgs in my placepot.

The same guy who gave me POwerstation has told me to back My will @ 33/1 EW in the gold cup market without Kauto and Denman.

Of out for the day playing golf then DTD so wont be arund to watch it today sadly

Thank you Christopher

I just lumped on.

 ;scarymoment;

1.30 - Advisor
2.05 - Rock Noir
2.40 - Quel Esprit
3.20 - Kauto Star
4.00 - Trust Fund

;scarymoment; Yeah me to with our track record

No fecking clue.  Will get back to you.

Not had a single bet this year. :)


DEGEN!

Nothing to be proud of sir.

Was thinking the same.  Go sit in the corner Cos and hold yer head down in shame.

huge fail. all those countries to choose from and you go for afaik the only one where roulette is illegal

I think the key phrase in the sentence is somewhere shit.........

I like Olofi in the first race EW @ 12s (top 4 with some bookies). Soldatino main danger but unsure as to how he will act on the ground.

Tell Massini @ 9/2 in the 2.40 although again a worry that he has only raced on soft. Still, that price is too big..

In the foxhunters i like Trust Fund @ 8/1 and have also backed Burntoakboy @ 120.0

my bets

Gone for a Kauto Denman one two

also gone for my will e/w (without kauto)

if it comes

1. Kauto
2. Denman
3. My will

ill be out in leeds tonight

Can't be arsed betting short price favs. So have just done a massive accumulator, treble, quad etc etc type bet E/W and win for £50, I'm a millionaire if it comes in obv.

Advisor
Rock Noir
Enterprise Park
Kauto Star
Sericina
Radium
Free World

I quite like Arcalis in the county hurdle. A good ground horse with good festival record. Finished like a train to finish 7th last year now 16lb lower. I'm on e/w at 50/1.

Day 4 Selections...

1:30 Pittoni EW @ 16/1
2:05 Oldrick and Any Given Day both EW @ 12/1
2:40 Tell Massini win@ 9/2 NAP
4:40 You're The Top win @ 10/1


GL all

All small e/w trebles for a bit of interest   Rock Noir   Fionnegaz     Gentle george
                                                         Pittoni       Eradicate       Restless harry
                                                         Soldatino      Puyol       Shamrock paddy
                                                         Advisor    Old rick        Restless harry     

see you there pal

First night out in Leeds for me in a while, probs be around Call Lane. Where you guys off?

Reckless time.

13:30  Rupestrian e/w
14:05  Eradicate e/w
15:20  My Will (without the other two) e/w
16:00  Bob Hall e/w
17:15  Pepsyrock e/w

Will probably toss a few on a couple of random greys as the day goes on too.

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii let's gogogogogogogoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll all be in the Skyrack and surrounding areas buddy, come say hi if you get bored.

quiet here,has everyone give up?

NEVER give up on Cheltenham!  It's the only time of year I'm happy to reload an account.   rotflmfao

Pittoni EW in the first

Just the calm before the storm

Have they still got Big Buck Hunter in there ?

Watching it in the pub today. Soldatino in the 1st.

Yes, given up... Only on Trust Fund today at 10's...

Nicked a few points on the price of Pittoni ... just need it to do the business now.

Threw a last minute e/w on Barizan.   Can he keep it up?!

Damn.  Guess not.  Ah well...a place will do.

i have got a free 50 bert  on Bet fred

i assume when i bet i dont get the stake back

any ideas of something i can slap on?

About fucking time.

Exacta landed too.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BEE BEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wanna do a double on the 2.05 and 2.40

Anyone got any tips as specialist way of picking horses hasn't been working

Bellvano in the bookmakers benefit race LOL

1 from 1
Got tito in the next. Wouldn't have picked it myself but had a tip for it.

secret dancer 25/1 e/w skybet paying 6 places on the 2.05

  ive done this as well sorry m8

Awesome. Go to Arcadia if you've not been before, some amazing beers there.

Quel Esprit in the next.

That 6/5 Kauto bet with Ladbrokes is a cracker imo but I can't get involved as I get too emotional when he runs. Not quite the same girly reaction as watching Dessie beat Yahoo in the mud that time but close.
Denman's confidence isn't going to be great after smacking those two fences in succession at Newbury and I can't have him beating Kauto even if he puts in a good round.

Kauto by 5+ lengths @ 6/4

1. Kauto / 2. denham @ 5/2

Urgh, thanks for reminding me of the Ten Plus Gold Cup.

My first girlfriend worked for Fred and Mercy Rimell and Ten Plus was the apple of her (and the rest of stables) eye.

I backed it to win fortunes in that Gold Cup and the sight of him in such agony when I'm sure he would have beaten Desert Orchid had he stood up 3 out still tugs my heartstrings.

The worst and most painful days racing of my life.

shinrock paddy in this 4 me

what was the name of the club in the cornmarket area that was done like a hospital and had 'nurses' working behind the bar, and also had hospital style beds upstairs to 'chill out'

On quel esprit

wtf. O'Regan weighs in 3lb higher than he weighed out! How can that happen? Horse beaten 3 lengths.

wtf.

how?

He must have stopped at the hog roast van on the way down to the post!

The rain and a bit of mud??????

I dunno

small bet on Cooldine here.

I hope Denman or Cooldine wins!!!

DENMAN

Come on Denman...

kauto-denman 1-2 pleeeease

i feel robbed, my good friend brent horner who i thoiught had been tipping up denman (see his avatar) turns out he isnt.  this was after me making teh allin move on denman. fml

ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

come on dennnman

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

lol, I can't even pick a winner in Kauto.

Terrible but fun week :) Have enjoyed losing at least

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  it's turned out nice again  ;sexybanana;

wow....


anyone homeless? it'll be ok... more and more casinos are 24 hrs now

next year I'm laying all my picks. I'm gonna be multai, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Cant somebody point me in the direction of the nearest bridge

A few I think, I was going to stick a bag on Kauto when the odds when to 5/6 on a couple of sites briefly, credit card security got flagged up so it got declined, fucking good fade IMO............phew.

Trent imo........ :(

lol... what a blessin...

zing zing zing.

That was the best bet I'll ever have.

I hope the bookies will let me visit my bollocks ... they have sole custody of them now :(

Winner? big bet?

Gentle George in the foxhunters to get out ... If it ducks we can all blame Bedi :D

What a race!!!  Man oh man.  Glad I'm not loaded or I'd be broke right now.  As it is, swerved betting on either of them.


Was thinking the same!   rotflmfao

Nh gg wp etc

Sandy

im glad the flat season starts next week

yea so we dont have to wait 4 hours for each race to finish

bookies con imo!

where the fk was kauto? i asuume he fell?

yup

Roulez Cool last bet of the week, to get me out evens plsssss

Did we sneak 3rd?

weeeeeeeeeee one bollock back ... :D

babbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby run

George missed out on 3rd.  GG.  Sigh.

cant pick nuffin at chelt so will be gettin out of it on libertino in the 4.25 at lingfield

Bet365 pays first 4 ;)

really? wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, was about to give you some shit for mentioning george and not betting on it, though you had gone for winner.

i think that must make me a total degen, cos i like the flat cos you either win or lose yer dough really quickly

born again in next

lol this is com. bh is so tilted. we''r just totally randomly punting stupid amounts on stupid races.

lets gooooooooooooooooo.

C´EST ca ... could just return my remaining testicle from Mr Bookmaker ;)

On Balthazar King and Radium in the next.

lets just put whatevers left on blthazars gift.

balthazars king

You don't need them any more, ring up and see if you can put the other bollock on.

Ooops maybe not...

i have lumped on pepsyrock e/w

i have used the fool proof "its name seems ok" and its between 16 and 33/1

come on horsey

pigeon island in the last ew

Oiseau De Nuit

Not been able to post much today

I had Imperial Commander, £5 E/W @ 8/1, and Barizan, £10 E/W @ 20/1 in the first race (Finished 2nd)

Good day all round, and showing £126 Profit for Festival

Tataniano, in the lucky last.

Who had Dave for "first aftertimer of the day" ?

I had £5 e/w on him at 9/2

Scoop.

I also had Fulham to beat Juventus 4-1

scoop up for the festival

Sorry guy, mind has been elsewhere, Emily had Doc's appointment.....turns out she has asthma!!  >:(

When is the Official Scottish Dave bets thread going to start?

2nd damn

lool just did a monkey on the 5:15 to try get out.

[  ] got out.

Feckin awful day...... Midlands Grand National tomorrow though, weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The old taxi man was't far away!

Shares in all the boookie chains up shit loads I suppose.


Also, can anyone give this staement any credibility ?

"Big Bucks would have been a 4/7 or 1/2 shot if Master Minded and dunguib had won"

I guess the bookies probably had big liabilities on trebles and doubles with those 2 with Big Bucks so wouldve had to lower the price.

Also favourite backers wouldve been filling their boots on Big Bucks with their returns from Dunguib and Master Minded so the price wouldve been lower.

Has there ever been more after timers than today? In the pub earlier everyone was Kauto or Denman. Went back down tonight - everyone had backed Imperial Commander and not one person had backed Kauto.

lol yeah thats coz they were all lynched up in their living rooms!

Miserable week, not backed a winner, intended backing Imperial but got stuck into the dark rum a bit early and had it in a forecast with Kauto. Bring on Aintree.

I backed Kauto for far too much money, to cheer me up though I was watching the race in the staff room at work, as Kauto fell my good friend cheered, started jumping around and proceeded in getting about 10 betting slips out.  He had backed the first 3 horses in the race all for 50p each way.

I honestly could have smashed his stupid face in...  I wasnt very happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jlkMR0_Lsg

Slightly NSFW due to "language"

lol funny as fuck!

Wish that was the same for all of us, I should be happy with my tiny profit as it was a poor Cheltenham TBH