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Title: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2010, 09:17:08 AM
Broke my fcking ankle at work this morning! Currently sat in a&e waiting to get potted up!

Fml why me :(


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: TheChipPrince on April 01, 2010, 09:22:31 AM
How?

ul.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2010, 09:25:15 AM
How?

ul.

fell off the back of my 7.5t taillift! I'm currently in Blackburn!


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: RED-DOG on April 01, 2010, 09:33:53 AM
Broke my fcking ankle at work this morning! Currently sat in a&e waiting to get potted up!

Fml why me :(

Er.. because you fell off the tail lift?


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2010, 09:35:26 AM
Broke my fcking ankle at work this morning! Currently sat in a&e waiting to get potted up!

Fml why me :(

Er.. because you fell off the tail lift?

well yea but I meant in a way like... Why the fk does all the shit things happen to me!


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Horneris on April 01, 2010, 09:37:39 AM
If this is an April fool it doesnt seem very amusing mate.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2010, 09:45:09 AM
If this is an April fool it doesnt seem very amusing mate.

norrrrr


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Longy on April 01, 2010, 09:53:19 AM
If this is an April fool it doesnt seem very amusing mate.

Wasn't I supposed to laugh when I read the op?


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Horneris on April 01, 2010, 10:02:44 AM
If this is an April fool it doesnt seem very amusing mate.

Wasn't I supposed to laugh when I read the op?

haha, fantastic point.

Maybe i shouldve said it doesnt sound very imaginative.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: RED-DOG on April 01, 2010, 10:16:58 AM
7.5t taillift!

<Resists open goal>


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: thetank on April 01, 2010, 10:28:47 AM
Facebook says you broke your ankle at the gym.
Here you say you broke it at work.

Do you work at the gym?

Oh, and get well soon obv.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: thetank on April 01, 2010, 10:32:35 AM
If this is an April fool it doesnt seem very amusing mate.

A Fools April Fools.

Like someone once told me they had Rice Crispies for breakfast.

"Ok" I replied

"Ha ha, April Fools!" They triumphantly exclaimed, "I actually had Coco Pops."

If this is an April Fools jape it would be one which demonstated a similar level of understanding as to what an April Fool actually is.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: thetank on April 01, 2010, 10:38:02 AM
Unless it's stage one of a more elaborate AFs scheme. Maybe our hero the Girgy one is soon to be arrested for coping a feel of some ample bossomed nurse, who retaliated by kicking his pot, and he posts again asking for legal advice.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2010, 10:43:11 AM
Ok so it was a lame April fools joke!

I apologise for all the feelings that I may of hurt with this thread!

Sorry x


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: TightEnd on April 01, 2010, 10:45:37 AM
Ok so it was a lame April fools joke!

I apologise for all the feelings that I may of hurt with this thread!

Sorry x


Wow. Beware of upcoming Karma sir!


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: thetank on April 01, 2010, 10:49:15 AM
Would have been a good jape if you were a professional footballer who was a probable fixture in England's world cup squad.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: RED-DOG on April 01, 2010, 11:09:46 AM
Ok so it was a lame April fools joke!



That would have been funny if it had been intentional.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2010, 11:11:04 AM
Ok so it was a lame April fools joke!

I apologise for all the feelings that I may of hurt with this thread!

Sorry x


Wow. Beware of upcoming Karma sir!

karma owes me good things not bad!

Starting with a cheque for £50 from sky today! Whoop!


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2010, 11:12:02 AM
Ok so it was a lame April fools joke!



That would have been funny if it had been intentional.

can't I claim it as intentional?


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: TightEnd on April 01, 2010, 01:54:55 PM
So unlikely that you can't sorry.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: lazaroonie on April 01, 2010, 02:05:37 PM
Ok so it was a lame April fools joke!

I apologise for all the feelings that I may of hurt with this thread!

Sorry x

as someone who broke his ankle last year i find your trivialising of it quite shameful. this has brought back a lot of traumatic and painful memories for me, which i thought had gone for good.

cheers



Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 01, 2010, 02:40:18 PM
Ok so it was a lame April fools joke!

I apologise for all the feelings that I may of hurt with this thread!

Sorry x

as someone who broke his ankle last year i find your trivialising of it quite shameful. this has brought back a lot of traumatic and painful memories for me, which i thought had gone for good.

cheers

didn't u slip over in the gym carpark?


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: kinboshi on April 01, 2010, 02:40:49 PM
Sigh, gag ruined by Girgy.


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Cf on April 02, 2010, 03:13:18 AM
nh girgy


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: sovietsong on April 02, 2010, 12:24:13 PM
what an incred aprils fool


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Ironside on April 02, 2010, 09:24:23 PM
as someone who has a fear of hospitals and who has to go in for an op on tuesday i am taking this post as real bad taste and expect all my drink on friday and saturday at bB9 and all the drinks i buy for young ladies to be taken care of by the op or i might have to give him a few poker lessons


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 02, 2010, 09:29:21 PM
as someone who has a fear of hospitals and who has to go in for an op on tuesday i am taking this post as real bad taste and expect all my drink on friday and saturday at bB9 and all the drinks i buy for young ladies to be taken care of by the op or i might have to give him a few poker lessons

do I qualify for making the post (which I now know was out of order!) after breaking my left Fibula in a freak football accident?

Ps I hate hospitals too!!


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Linux on April 02, 2010, 09:36:15 PM
no


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Ironside on April 02, 2010, 09:37:39 PM
as someone who has a fear of hospitals and who has to go in for an op on tuesday i am taking this post as real bad taste and expect all my drink on friday and saturday at bB9 and all the drinks i buy for young ladies to be taken care of by the op or i might have to give him a few poker lessons

do I qualify for making the post (which I now know was out of order!) after breaking my left Fibula in a freak football accident?

Ps I hate hospitals too!!

no

and for trying to get out of it you might have to pay for my lapdances

ok dont want to bankraupt you i'll settle for the drink all night as i am a light weight you should get change out of £200


Title: Re: Sigh, fml, kvisukvlghxfehjhshjf
Post by: Girgy85 on April 02, 2010, 09:40:27 PM
as someone who has a fear of hospitals and who has to go in for an op on tuesday i am taking this post as real bad taste and expect all my drink on friday and saturday at bB9 and all the drinks i buy for young ladies to be taken care of by the op or i might have to give him a few poker lessons

do I qualify for making the post (which I now know was out of order!) after breaking my left Fibula in a freak football accident?

Ps I hate hospitals too!!

no

and for trying to get out of it you might have to pay for my lapdances

ok dont want to bankraupt you i'll settle for the drink all night as i am a light weight you should get change out of £200

it will be nanas money anyway!