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Does anyone think its a beatable game?

I know its in casinos and thats their best table game for profit.

But if you have good brm and dont monkey tilt can you beat the game.

I know this dude in hull who goes to naps everyday and does 3-4 spins then leaves with 100£ profit.

I know mathematically you can not do it  in the long run
but if you be very patient and only bet on a spin which you are certain that the ball will land in that area  can you leave a long term winner?

no

1,2,4,8,16,32,64,128.... on red imo

I was thinking about pm'ing Flushy to get him to stake me to do this allday but thought it would be peanuts to him :)

Might put a staking thread up for 10k that's like 14 spins so should be enough.

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FYP

stoppit

As your Chinese just bet on number 8 IMO, you gotta win with that right?

"you are certain that the ball will land in that area"

How does this bit work?

tier by 20
8 10 11 neighbours by 5 change on 8
lol

That reminds me....

Been out in town and we went to casino to get free sarnies while waiting for taxi,nitaments.I notice on the roulette screen that 8 hasn't came up for the last 20 times so decide to put 1gbp on 8 didn't bink,sigh try again,and again.End up putting it on 50 times in a row,sure did hit once.Seen me coming a mile off.

some times u just know where its gonna land
always look at how the dealer throws it and the speed of the wheel

stoppit

r u chinese?

LOL

lol @ tank.

12 misses doubling thru on red was my worst (not on first 4).

Went busto, next spin....... Bink

Not played since

has anyone read any books on it?

i wonder what the book will contain

If you have unlimited funds then profit would be gtd doubling every bet on red/black yeah,or am I missing summit ?

Ask "The Dean" imo. He'll have a system that can't fail. Just send him $5k and he'll reveal all.

House limits and the fact you haven't got unlimited funds.

Anywhere in Vegas not have limits or online? As for not having the funds it's a hypothetical question

lol, is thread a level?

Even Derren Brown couldn't beat roulette...

16 on 1-18 for me didnt bink till the 19th time

The ruinous Martingale system.

If you've got the funds to slap down £16,777,216 (in fictional casino that lets you do this) after a few bad spins to try and win back what you've spunked + one quid you're probably not too bothered at the prospect of grinding out a £200 win at the wheel of an evening

the 1,2,4,8,16,32
system on red and black is such a bad system
u end up risking alot for little profit


if it hits 0 u lose half of ur bet

just wondering what ppls views on it is.
i might get a roulette book and see what it says

hope so

level

I'm going to put £5 on red and £10 on black. If black comes i double up and if red comes i get back the money i lost on black. I can't fail.

Obviously green comes up occasionally and i'll lose but this only happens every 37 times so in the long run i'll be a winner.

I can't believe no one else has thought of this simple system. I'm going to be rich

Can I be the House? lol

lol

u bet 15£ total
5 on red 10 on black
red hits u get 10£ total so u have still lost 5£................................

Why start a thread to ask a question and answer it straight away...

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Paul the only threadsaver for you is that Brado showed an even lower level of intelligence, which tbf I didn't think was possible.

No it cant be beat.

Roulette is the sole reason I have to get to work at the ungodly hour of 830 and the sole reason I have been attacked with a hammer and been subject to countless threats of aggression.

I am never failed to be amazed by seemingly sane peoples formulas of winning and conviction they can some how beat mathmatics. I get told often that roulette (electronic) is fixed and reel of my usual speil that they don't need to be as if you play them long enough you will lose everything but it falls on deaf ears.

I hate the things and half way of me thinks they should be banned for being too addictive and half of me thinks tough shit if people want to throw away their own cash on them it is up to them.

What it has done is given me a strong sense that there are always plenty of fish in the sea ready to give away there money chasing against the odds. I just wish they would stick to poker and give it me instead of giving it to the bookies.

Obviously you don't have to but I'm very intrigued by this.

Can you elaborate on what you just said? What do you do for a living? Why were you attacked etc?

Very keen to hear.

I beat it. I turned £15 into £9.5K in 1 night.....



Then it beat me and kept beating me until it got 20 times the amount back.
That was 20 years ago. I'm still sore and I still get beaten.

Roulette is definitely beatable. Everytime you get that feeling Mr Ho was talking about where you're certain the ball is going to land one in particular area, cover that area plus 2 numbers either side (just to be safe incase of random bounces). If you fail, just go to the ATM, and withdraw another £500. And try again. Eventually, you'll hit.

The problem is most of you guys don't try enough. You probably play 6 or 7 spins and give up. Remember, practice makes perfect! You probably need to play atleast 200 spins a night to overcome the variance, and become profitable at the game.

... sigh at this thread! The game is not beatable, and seriously any one who chucks a lot of money at it really needs to stop and think what they're doing. £20 here or there may not hurt, and is all good fun, but I've seen people risk a hell of a lot more. Not worth it.  

When the croupier says 'no more bets' they fucking mean it.

lol

When the croupier says 'no more bets' they fucking mean it.
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Lol..No i work in a betting shop . I'm not moaning about working at 830 really as it means I get paid to watch Aussie Rules and spin around on my chair for a few hours, but i have been subject to a fair amount of aggression from roulette customers thinking i am some how fixing the machines and like nothing more than throwing in a few zeros into the machine to help them lose a bit quicker.

A few years ago a customer abused a member of staff while i was managing due completely to losing on roulette. I told him to stop playing and get out and he asked me to make him, so i went out and turned off the machine. He pulled out a hammer and tried to hit me with it. Lovely. He got 6 months I believe. Apparently he had shown aggressive behaviour in other places such as banks and other bookies but no one else was stupid enough to go out and confront him.

I find this method is best tried just before midnight, then if for some reason you don't win just wait until 12 when your atm withdrawal limit is reset and you can try again

The ATM is easily my favourite machine in a casino - I always win.

I normally lose between £1.50-£2 fml i run so bad

Wow, you employ some pretty sick advanced strategies! Is this your own method or did you find it in a book?

Also, since you're obviously much better at this than I am, I wonder if you can help me with a problem? When I reach my max on the ATM, I go to withdraw money at the cash desk. This is all fine, until I go past the £1k point, when I am advised I cannot withdraw anymore because of my limit. Is there a way to get round this once you have started gambling, since you can only change this prior to any gambling?

You need to try the Cashier! Thats a guaranteed winner!

Nip,Simples

lol at this thread...

most of my methods are self taught by trial and error, I've not read any books

as to your problem, I employ what is known as the 2 card method. to use this method you should have 2 cards and use them both

 ;tightend;

Tsk - ATM Omaha FTW

It's beatable if your Blatch

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The dealer has abs no control over where the ball is gonna go. All dealers would be rich if they could.

That's quite insulting, it assumes all croupiers are bent and would rob their employers if they could but they don't have the skillz.

tried that briefly but found it made no difference to my results as I could still only use 2 cards

I love the spinning wheel. I must have lost so much, but i still love it and i only remember the good times.

I once took my mate to the casino for the first time and he picked the first four numbers out on the roulette wheel, by the 4th number we had £50 straight up, lovely.

After playing blackjack for a while and doing badly i left with 2 ponies to take home and 2 singles for a roulette wheel punt, placed my 2 singles on 21 and woo hoo it came in. Was more than happy when i realised i'd placed the ponies and not the singles, we got drunk that night.

After a few beers i chucked a pony at the croupier for colour, it took on a life of it's own and took a lovely curved turn and dropped sweetly on the 4/7 split, i thought the 2 foxy girls playing at the table needed to be impressed so said leave it there to the croupier. When the next 4 numbers went 4,7,7,4 i looked and felt cool as fook and the girls were suitably impressed.

Roulette was beatable, just not anymore. Not since they introduced table minimum and maximum bets. It's called the Reverse Martingale system. I can't remember which book I read it in, perhaps the greatest gambling stories of all time.

Just ask Railtard1 if its beatable ! He has been know to beat up the casino for 15k+ on a regular basis, just so long as he gets to spinup his lose change and  2s 9s black falls in !

Another of the Carl 'The Dean' Sampson's success stories......

The holy number.

34 is the best number. This is a fact. As long as you continually bet on it and nothing else then you willbe a long term winner at the roulette.

You sure will be nana!

Suitably amused.

This is what i do

winner winner chicken dinner

fyp