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Title: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 06:10:13 PM
this is me i will go first.,.,.,i can play the piano..,i bet noone thought that.,.,.,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZUb8qZY5eI


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 06:21:43 PM
the old guy is ray my neighbour he was like a dog with 2 dicks when i had my new toy delivered today..,.,he wouldnt let me have ago.,.,

any requests taken??


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 06:25:52 PM
the old guy is ray my neighbour he was like a dog with 2 dicks when i had my new toy delivered today..,.,he wouldnt let me have ago.,.,

any requests taken??
http://www.youtube.com/user/sofaking1231#p/a/u/0/btgvN3SzxL4


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on May 13, 2010, 06:33:57 PM
this is me i will go first.,.,.,i can play the piano..,i bet noone thought that.,.,.,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZUb8qZY5eI



made me lol and had to watch twice to see your not pushing the keys wp sir


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 06:35:01 PM
this is me i will go first.,.,.,i can play the piano..,i bet noone thought that.,.,.,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZUb8qZY5eI



made me lol and had to watch twice to see your not pushing the keys wp sir

key sensetive for speed play ofcourse its me.,.,.,


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: Claw75 on May 13, 2010, 06:35:04 PM
my talents aren't suitable for advertisement on a family forum


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 06:37:00 PM
my talents aren't suitable for advertisement on a family forum

email them to me.,.,


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: Laxie on May 13, 2010, 06:37:24 PM
I can do gymnastics.


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 06:38:38 PM
this is me i will go first.,.,.,i can play the piano..,i bet noone thought that.,.,.,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZUb8qZY5eI



made me lol and had to watch twice to see your not pushing the keys wp sir

i challenge you to name any song and i will play it i will do a better movie so you see the keys dropping ect.,.,any tune baby..,any tune.,.,


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 06:40:19 PM
I can do gymnastics.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,i can juggle fags in my mouth while playing the piano.,.,i will get my so to do a vid now.,.,lol i must be .,.,madddd.,


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: Laxie on May 13, 2010, 06:43:26 PM
Drop into the splits and I'll be impressed.  We can cover flips and the like later. 


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 06:49:09 PM
Drop into the splits and I'll be impressed.  We can cover flips and the like later. 
i can do the splits to about 12 inches from the floor for obvious reasons.,.,.


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: Laxie on May 13, 2010, 06:52:24 PM
Surely your 'issue' is capable of more than one angle, so no excuses! 


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: Claw75 on May 13, 2010, 06:58:02 PM
Drop into the splits and I'll be impressed.  We can cover flips and the like later. 
i can do the splits to about 12 inches from the floor for obvious reasons.,.,.

rotflmfao


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 07:00:22 PM
im gone frickin youtube mad i just set it all up with my iphone.,.,im gonna be famouuuuuuus..,.,i am sososos talented i do magic.,.,singing.,.,yogart.,.,.fuk me im so excite i dont not what to film me doing next.,.,any suggestion.,.,put here.,,


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: Claw75 on May 13, 2010, 07:01:22 PM
please film yourself singing a show tune whilst balancing on your head.  ty


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: booder on May 13, 2010, 07:05:32 PM
do some yogart


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: The-Crow on May 13, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
I can build a nest in 3 weeks, lol


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: The_nun on May 13, 2010, 07:30:58 PM
I can vouch for him being multy talented...plus a great host and best company to cheer anyone up.


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: TightPaulFolds on May 13, 2010, 07:42:08 PM
my talents aren't suitable for advertisement on a family forum

Continuing the faking theme, wp wp


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 07:44:42 PM
Watch this space

just having a Chinese gimme half hour to sick it up
and I'm youtubing all night

I might attempt an upside down
levitation
while playing the piano
doing a ciggarette trick
while singing somewhere over the rainbow

bgt like fool look deeper mr cowell
username a guy in the supermarket yesterday
I swear women were in tears I was nearly
guy was 93 years old 6 foot 7 inch tall
he was a black guy singing up and down the isles like Paul roebson
intact we were all seriously saying he was 10 times better than roebson
ole man river
and fly me to the moon so so so deep voice the best I've ever seen
singing like real real deep chain gang type rythym
I know I'm going on but I was so shocked I didn't think to video him
lots of people were

staff told me about him at the till and said he's here all the time
93 fit as a fiddle and fuk me the best best voice and tone I've evr ever heard
better than Pavarotti serious unreal
I went in there today and asked a member of staff about him
they thought I was wierd
I will get him and u see
just ununununreal


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: The_nun on May 13, 2010, 07:52:49 PM
I have been sat here trying to think of a talent I have, and how sad is this right, I can not even think of 1. Next life, must try harder.


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 07:56:02 PM
I have been sat here trying to think of a talent I have, and how sad is this right, I can not even think of 1. Next life, must try harder.

u look scared in the back of a speedboat.,.,sort of a talent.,.,


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: sofa----king on May 13, 2010, 07:56:51 PM
I have been sat here trying to think of a talent I have, and how sad is this right, I can not even think of 1. Next life, must try harder.

oh yeah your an angel .,.,.,


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: The_nun on May 13, 2010, 07:58:56 PM
I have been sat here trying to think of a talent I have, and how sad is this right, I can not even think of 1. Next life, must try harder.

u look scared in the back of a speedboat.,.,sort of a talent.,.,

Scared doesn't come close lol. x


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: cia260895 on May 13, 2010, 08:24:52 PM
I have been sat here trying to think of a talent I have, and how sad is this right, I can not even think of 1. Next life, must try harder.

If Carlsberg done Nanny's.....

Sofaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa alo m8.,.,.,.,


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: Scottish Dave on May 14, 2010, 12:04:37 PM
this is me i will go first.,.,.,i can play the piano..,i bet noone thought that.,.,.,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZUb8qZY5eI



made me lol and had to watch twice to see your not pushing the keys wp sir

i challenge you to name any song and i will play it i will do a better movie so you see the keys dropping ect.,.,any tune baby..,any tune.,.,

Blackened by Metallica

go for it!


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: trafficjam on May 14, 2010, 02:44:59 PM
I have been sat here trying to think of a talent I have, and how sad is this right, I can not even think of 1. Next life, must try harder.

me too, the only one I can think of is smelling my tights to see if they are clean with a fag in my mouth!


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: GreekStein on May 14, 2010, 02:48:22 PM
I have been sat here trying to think of a talent I have, and how sad is this right, I can not even think of 1. Next life, must try harder.

me too, the only one I can think of is smelling my tights to see if they are clean with a fag in my mouth!

Kinboshi has a similar talent


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: Cf on May 14, 2010, 02:55:32 PM
I can post on internet forums


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: paulhouk03 on May 31, 2010, 01:35:36 PM
Pachebels canon in d please dunno if it's spelt right


Title: Re: if you got talent stick it here.,.,
Post by: GreekStein on June 18, 2010, 12:53:05 PM
Pachebels canon in d please dunno if it's spelt right

Is that like deep fried sweet and sour pork balls?