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I had to laugh

I was writing a report today which involved removing ivy from bricks

I had used the word "ivey" about 8 times in my report - sigh

too much poker - really must concentrate more

Is the thread title ironic?

Yay. It's now a spelling forum. Cheers kinboshi

My colleague once left our office and forgot to set his out of office so he did it via predictive text on his blackberry.

Obv in stead of saying he was out of the office visiting clients he said he was out of office visiting aliens. It was on there for 2 days bless him.

my friend was going out with a girl in St Andrews, an american student and she went back home for a year. They resumed their romance when she returned, even though she was quite a bit bigger, by about 2 stone. 'Good to see you again Heather' was the intended message.



Sadly 'Heather' is not in predictive text



'heavier' is though ;ashamed;

Dunno if this was made up but read that a guy text his gf intending to write

"would you like to get food in The Crown"

and predictive text resulted in the following message being sent:

"would you like to get done in the brown"

Thanks to predictive text I once offered to kick an exes lady parts  ;ashamed;