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On sky news now

surrounded by 10 snipers

lying down holding a gun to his neck

he wont top himself, if he was going to do that he would have done it ages ago. imho of course.

Jack Bauer would escape (NAP)

Nice tennis courts, looks like a nice place.

big drug problem in the area though

LOLOLOL .. "he has a shotgun pointed at his throat, so he could well be needing some urgent medical treatment at some point" ... I doubt medical treatment would do much good !!

Mind you he could always do a Bebb Jones i spose ;)

taser marksman looks wobbly

What utter bollx shoot the fecker. / thread

Is he dead yet?

nope

Saw this on while i was at the gym? It said they were negotiating with him? What does he want? I've seen his best friend is on his way there?

alledgedly his friend  has been driven through the cordon

will the sky news chopper be banned from area?

I know it's on his neck but apparently it's not a proper shotgun. My rugby captain is armed police and he was on notice to go up there and he said the gun isn't that powerful. The cop that he shot was shot through his car window from not very far away and survived.

camera on moat's back


still pic not live feed

Sky News are about to bring us "the views of Paul Gascoigne"  ::)

Everything will calm down - Gazza's there.

Gazza is there as a m8  ;gobsmacked;

hahahah Gazza has turned up

This out does maradonnas madness by far

GAZZA FOR ENLGAND MANAGER

BRILLIANT!

MrsB has been watching this for 2.5 hours! I would rather watch Eastenders re-runs for 2 days than watch this.

Comment from one of the older neighbours stuck in her house when asked "What's going on now" by the Sky news tool; "It's the same as 2.5 hours ago, really. Nothing's changed"

Nicely said, dear.

This sort of Americanisation of the news does nothing for anyone and just goes to show how bad an idea 24 hour news channels really are.

A 24 year old local has just been spotted trying to enter the police cordon with a laptop and 200 sheets wearing a Newcastle shirt with the word Shearer on the back.

what price Gazza getting shot ??

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Moat has been given food ... do ya reckon Gazza brought hin some "sickly sausage rolls" ?

4/1 especially for all of you bus-drivers out there

I wonder it Linaker will have a word!

Odds that Moat is actually Gazza's mate, Jimmy 5 bellies!

That's why he's there?

tazer sniper is still looking a bit wobbly.

Gazza brought him lager chicken and a mobile phone. Brilliant Gazza.

Watching Sky news, ( why i dont know) but it is evidently clear, there is more than one village idiot residing there.

Oh dear god, Gazza :(

Will anybody give me odds on Gazza being arrested for drink driving or some public order offence for being drunk and disorderly. He sounds battered.

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Just heard the clip of the Gazza radio interview, absolutely pissed by the sound of it.

cliffs please...

hahaha at sky news, Gazza was clearly intoxicated in his radio interview gotta love it.

link to gazza please

Gazza's in the new Carlsberg ad. "Carlsberg don't do hostage negotiations, but if they did".

Swing low, sweet chariot...gazzas here to carry moat home.

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Raoul Moat has said he'll put the gun down and come quietly so long as the press print a retraction stating he is in fact strawberry blonde.

Gazza has  described the former nightclub bouncer, who is wanted for murder, as "a good lad", adding: " I just want to give him some therapy and say come on Moaty, its Gazza.

you're all making light of a very serious situation here, i for one don'tfind it raulmoatley funny.

found it 

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncv1SyKj2Fk

can a sniper not just take him out and they can go to bed?

hahhaahahahaha  also taken from gazza Wikipedia

On the 9th July 2010, Paul Gascoigne reportedly claimed to be a friend of the fugitive Raoul Moat.[53]

http://filesocial.com/2fxxgk1 (http://filesocial.com/2fxxgk1)

Gazza also brought a fishing rod....

Im dying to watch the coverage on sky news but i cant find the raoulmoat control!

as said on fb, poor show girgles

GTFO

Is very bizarre, a hostage situation without any hostages.

Does he want a pizza and a helicopter? Without any hostages I think he's going to have to choose which one he wants most.

If he didn't have a funny name I think the police would have shot him in the head by now.

QFT

 John Smith would be dead and fitted up for the coffin already

He wants 2 mirrion and a chopper, or he blows his own head off.

Why doesnt he just crack on with it then?

Raoul was obviously waiting till Kay Burley went back to London.

just shoot the prick

I'm thinking the Raoul Moat stand-off tonight is like watching England all over again.... an entire nation glued to the TV screaming SHOOT!!!

(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/ppokerfan/MOAT.jpg).

(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/ppokerfan/MOAT2.jpg).

lol @ 120 armed officers

great use of tax payers money - 2 would do

He's actually using Sheriff Bart's tactics in Blazing Saddles to get away from a gun happy mob by taking himself hostage.

1 and a bullet problem solved tbh

and a Tornado

Go to Google Maps and search for Raoul Moat.

The police should have thought of this sooner.

They think it's all over ....

Fyp

tasered and captured?

It is Raoul :D

Circumstances yet to be established......

WHY EVEN COME ON TV!!!!!!!!!

what does this bellend copper actually know? lol

he's not a liberty to say anything....

Raoul Moat is like a cheap porno, loads of hype, loads of build up, a little bit of dialogue, but in the end its a shit climax!

http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/525371

I just hope he can't get his hands on any custard

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10569761.stm

Sure would be enough.

Dead according to Sky.

GG

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/09/paul-gascoigne-raoul-moat

Gascoigne added: "He is willing to give in now. I just want to give him some therapy and say 'come on Moaty, it's Gazza'.

Gascoigne's agent, Kenny Shepherd, said: "He's doing what? I am sitting having an evening meal in Majorca. I'm speechless."

I don't find any of this thread raoulmoatly funny!

gg

Once a shit tipster ..... ;)

Yeah, nice read Kev :)

I love the internet
(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/ppokerfan/gazza.jpg)

http://i26.tinypic.com/9zy7vq.jpg


 ;carlocitrone; ;carlocitrone;

Is that Minty in the middle?

hahaha ace joke!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZHnWpLQtyo


I don't know why he went and killed himself. Basically it was nothing a beer and a spot of fishing couldn't have resolved. Moat was a good guy, he just took some drugs and that affected his joogement, the drugs wore off and he thought 'oh no, what have I doon?'. He could have handed himself in and it would have been 12 years in the nick, 6 with good behaviour. All he did after all was shoot a couple of folk and kill one (which is not nice), and it was under the influence. Someone obviously must have just wound him up.....

Why why why didn't the police just let Gazza go in as negotiator??????

Gazza is so com

I honestly think he thought he could help and was just trying to be a nice guy.

He didnt even sound that wasted

hahahhahahahaahha you have to love gazza

Retro Leeds is known for some epic tshirts, but they've outdone themselves this time

http://91495.spreadshirt.co.uk/

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Chicken and Lager anyone?

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Paul-Gascoignes-Chicken-Lager-Delivery-Service/101346163254570

Raoul Moat asked for psychiatric help but it was decided he didn't need any. If someone asks for such help it's hard to find a case for not giving it to them, unless they're hypochondriac imo. Health professionals deal mostly with objective evidence, subjective evidence has to be respected.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-10641225

boring as fuck up here now

Not for much longer

New telly show for Channel5; "Extreme fishing with Gazza" starts filming on monday.

http://www.five.tv/programmes/drama/fishingwithGazza

WP

Just heard the interview from talk sport with the woman who set up the Facebook page paying tribute to Moat. Tragic enough that there's people like her out there, even worse that she can be allowed to bring up children when instilling these sort of view in them, what chance in life do they have?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjNZOuFwj9I

^^ Sterilisation is the key!

Has anyone checked to make sure it's not actually Moat with a wig on? after all "Moaty", as Gazza likes to call him, "blew his face off"..so noone can know whether that really was Moat....and this "woman" looks an awful lot like a bloke in a wig.


Just saying.

http://www.itv.com/news/exclusive-moat-tapes24588/

So much easier to swallow this kind of story when hes just an "evil nutjob on the loose". Sounds articulate and insightful from the tapes :( :(

Saw an interview with a clinical psychologist today who said that the council are probably in the clear, having a messed up head is one thing but they dont really act until he presents a risk. Maybe some "scum" are just not worth the taxpayer"s £££ in their eyes.
Interestingly, he failed to turn up for a scheduled psych appointment. The psychologist said this is common and in fact people who fail to turn up are the ones you should be trying hard to contact and deal with.

Yeah listened to this yday. She needs to be put down.

The worst bit of it all....she has kids.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3056676/Facebook-fan-Siobhan-ODowd-who-called-Raoul-Moat-a-legend.html

Ya don't say

This was news just before they got him up here in the North east"Police are now desperatley searching for Raoul Moat around the centre of Sunderland,stopping anyone who is built like a brick shithouse with a flat nose no teeth and covered in tatoos,after 6 days they decided to concentrate on stopping men only"

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 rotflmfao ;tightend; ;applause;

I bought the News of the World today because it featured Raoul Moat's girlfriend giving her exclusive account of being shot. In her story, and I shit you not, she paid homage to her karate expert boyfriend Chris Brown for teaching her blocking techniques. This meant that when Moat pulled the trigger she could instinctively fire off a defensive block....deflecting the bullets away from her vital organs. The doctors said without the karate kid inspired block she would most certainly have died. Sam Stobbart talking for the first time said "That move is what Chris taught me." She thanked him for his final gift of teaching her to block just before his untimely death. Abs fecking incredible story.

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