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Title: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 11:00:18 AM
post your favourites here to give your blonde friends much lollage

This one still under debate - cider from a lemon or from eleven?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TataYXStVr8


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 11:06:03 AM
'scuse me while I kiss this guy

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hSW67ySCio

I believe that the hot dogs go on

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saalGKY7ifU


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: david3103 on July 21, 2010, 11:06:59 AM
Mondegreens ftw

The hendrix one has some support for 'kiss this guy' being the correct version http://www.kissthisguy.com/jimi.php


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: kinboshi on July 21, 2010, 11:13:19 AM
REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight.

 'Calling Cheryl Baker'


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 11:14:25 AM
REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight.

 'Calling Cheryl Baker'

not forgetting Sue Lawley

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX6MvV8cbh8


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: TightPaulFolds on July 21, 2010, 11:18:48 AM
HEY THERE RODRIGO!! As my mate sang out at full voice

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03edrMQXDog


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: EvilPie on July 21, 2010, 11:23:46 AM
REM - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight.

 'Calling Cheryl Baker'

Lol. It's clearly nothing like that.

Try "comin' in Cheryl Baker's eye" for full comedy effect.


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: lazaroonie on July 21, 2010, 11:29:42 AM
was it not dexys midnight runners who had the most public of a lyric being misheard - on their performance of the song Jackie wilson says, they were given a backdrop of the famous barrel shaped scottish dartster :

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ao9p3ou7-U


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 11:30:46 AM
haha ^^^ classic

that guy standing right in front of the pic has got some smooth moves


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: booder on July 21, 2010, 11:31:37 AM
i remember that,was awesome


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: RED-DOG on July 21, 2010, 11:47:47 AM
Madonna.

Young girls with eyes like potatoes...


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 12:00:01 PM
Madonna.

Young girls with eyes like potatoes...

same song:

chop-a-goolies, island breeze


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Geo the Sarge on July 21, 2010, 12:23:41 PM
Abba........


Take your teeth out tell me what's wrong

(not directed at Kiv btw)

Geo


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 21, 2010, 12:38:02 PM
Abba........


Take your teeth out tell me what's wrong

(not directed at Kiv btw)

Geo

:D  love it Geo.


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Newmanseye on July 21, 2010, 12:41:39 PM
You have all missed Ken Lee!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Newmanseye on July 21, 2010, 12:48:40 PM
i just found this, and i laughed from beginning to end

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSj8zqqx_FI


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 12:54:00 PM
who remembers this ad?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxELSzay2lc


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: TightPaulFolds on July 21, 2010, 01:02:15 PM
Excellent subtitling lol

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqWLBz0VgP0


(http://embears.com/images/fido.jpg)  ????????




Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 01:04:39 PM
i just found this, and i laughed from beginning to end

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSj8zqqx_FI

haha - good find Billy :)up


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: mondatoo on July 21, 2010, 01:15:03 PM
I pretty much mishear the lyrics to every song I've ever listened to and sing something that in my head sounds right but actually makes no sense at all,but I enjoy the song anyway


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Newmanseye on July 21, 2010, 01:19:36 PM
BRING ME 2 Knives!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVKzIJwu4LM


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: TightPaulFolds on July 21, 2010, 01:25:48 PM
No I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way The story goes You always smile but in your eyes Your sorrow shows Yes it shows

I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give anymore I can't live If living is without you I can't give I can't give anymore


 YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: kinboshi on July 21, 2010, 01:27:38 PM
I pretty much mishear the lyrics to every song I've ever listened to and sing something that in my head sounds right but actually makes no sense at all,but I enjoy the song anyway

Maybe if you sang the lyrics out loud they'd make more sense?  Maybe not...


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: mondatoo on July 21, 2010, 01:29:11 PM
I pretty much mishear the lyrics to every song I've ever listened to and sing something that in my head sounds right but actually makes no sense at all,but I enjoy the song anyway

Maybe if you sang the lyrics out loud they'd make more sense?  Maybe not...

I do, it changes nothing :)


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 01:33:19 PM
No I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way The story goes You always smile but in your eyes Your sorrow shows Yes it shows

I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give anymore I can't live If living is without you I can't give I can't give anymore


 YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI

lol - wpwp


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: TightPaulFolds on July 21, 2010, 01:36:33 PM
No I can't forget this evening Or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way The story goes You always smile but in your eyes Your sorrow shows Yes it shows

I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give anymore I can't live If living is without you I can't give I can't give anymore


 YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQt-h753jHI

lol - wpwp

Judge"s face as she spouts "Tulibu dibu douchou" is classic  ;gobsmacked;


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 21, 2010, 01:43:24 PM
quite a selection here - some good ones

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnlveKfDuyk


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 21, 2010, 01:52:23 PM
quite a selection here - some good ones

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnlveKfDuyk


LMFAO @ I cant forget the semen on your face as you were leaving


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: swinebag22 on July 21, 2010, 04:40:16 PM
bobby swindells
bobby swindells

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBClImpnfAg


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: monkeyboy888 on July 21, 2010, 05:34:18 PM
You can touch my knob it's free.


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rLz5AZBIA


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Sighmuns on July 22, 2010, 07:32:08 PM
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S00Br2SSrY8


My Italian mate showed me this, despite it tying (loosely?) into the topic, I find the tune really catchy. Apparently he's actually trying to sing in English.


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: monkeyboy888 on July 22, 2010, 07:49:56 PM
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S00Br2SSrY8


My Italian mate showed me this, despite it tying (loosely?) into the topic, I find the tune really catchy. Apparently he's actually trying to sing in English.

I'm not sure if that is the greatest thing I've ever seen, or the worst thing I've ever seen.

But it's one of them for sure!


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: kinboshi on July 22, 2010, 08:58:54 PM
This isn't misheard lyrics, but it's brilliant:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s

:D


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Colchester Kev on July 22, 2010, 09:03:45 PM
This isn't misheard lyrics, but it's brilliant:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s

:D

That is OUTSTANDING !!


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 22, 2010, 09:17:45 PM
This isn't misheard lyrics, but it's brilliant:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s

:D

That is OUTSTANDING !!

love it! nicking that for facebook


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: booder on July 22, 2010, 09:31:45 PM
That is soooo good.


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Sighmuns on July 22, 2010, 09:52:37 PM
This isn't misheard lyrics, but it's brilliant:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s

:D

That is OUTSTANDING !!

love it! nicking that for facebook


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: DMorgan on July 22, 2010, 10:40:04 PM
I'm blue if I was green I would die if I was green I would die....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QGPWLY-EM


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Bongo on July 22, 2010, 10:42:47 PM
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S00Br2SSrY8


My Italian mate showed me this, despite it tying (loosely?) into the topic, I find the tune really catchy. Apparently he's actually trying to sing in English.

I'm not sure if that is the greatest thing I've ever seen, or the worst thing I've ever seen.

But it's one of them for sure!

I think he's trying to sound like he's singing English without using any English.


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 23, 2010, 12:45:11 AM
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S00Br2SSrY8


My Italian mate showed me this, despite it tying (loosely?) into the topic, I find the tune really catchy. Apparently he's actually trying to sing in English.

I'm not sure if that is the greatest thing I've ever seen, or the worst thing I've ever seen.

But it's one of them for sure!

I think he's trying to sound like he's singing English without using any English.

I'm kind of strangely addicted to this video now


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: boldie on July 23, 2010, 11:38:18 AM
This isn't misheard lyrics, but it's brilliant:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s

:D

genius, that might just be the funniest thing on youtube


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: kinboshi on July 23, 2010, 01:38:42 PM
Decided the Newport video needed its own thread :D


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: RioRodent on July 23, 2010, 06:20:59 PM
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnDs5u_mFBc

Not being one to really pay much attention the words in songs, for 42 years I thought this was -

"Get up in the morning
Same thing for breakfast..."


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Bongo on July 23, 2010, 07:10:00 PM
Weren't they the lyrics to the ad version?


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: RioRodent on July 23, 2010, 08:57:47 PM
Weren't they the lyrics to the ad version?

That might explain it... don't pay much attention to adverts either!


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: Claw75 on July 23, 2010, 08:58:48 PM
Weren't they the lyrics to the ad version?

That might explain it... don't pay much attention to adverts either!

nah they were different - ad is earlier on the thread


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: thetank on July 24, 2010, 02:38:38 AM
I'm blue if I was green I would die if I was green I would die....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QGPWLY-EM

To me that's always...

I will die in Aberdeen I will die in Aberdeen I will die in Aberdeen I will die


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: boldie on July 29, 2010, 10:42:15 AM
pack up your troubles in yourown kit kat, dont worry bout the calories" ;)

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1R--qzltJY


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: TightPaulFolds on July 29, 2010, 11:41:28 AM
pack up your troubles in yourown kit kat, dont worry bout the calories" ;)

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1R--qzltJY

lol

Lovely song, german version, with english translated version beneath it

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZfzJkcVmg


Title: Re: misheard lyrics
Post by: TightPaulFolds on October 18, 2010, 09:17:42 PM
:D :D

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZP-O88skY