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Thankfully, this one has a happy ending.

Don't miss two of your most favourite blondes on the Real Hustle, this Thursday on BBC3. 11pm. [  ] Prime time.

Was gonna be 8pm but they mumbled something about  large hooter, complaints, children and small animals.  ;)

In the Sky+ planner.

I'm guessing it's Celebrity Real Hustle because Cos is in it?

Oh my.  Sky + at the ready.

The one on the far right, Oh definitely

obv another brag post ! X

Just for Girgy...

Her boobs were pressed right up against me in that pic. It felt amazing to experience what a saturday night is like for Evilpie.

Oh and for Girgy too, i have a signed photo Jess if you want it? Laminated and everything.

Sick man.

Vinny are you looking slightly disgruntled because Cos's belly is banging into the back of your head?

 ;gobsmacked;


 bewbs!

Was Cos wearing that jumper for a bet?

Cos you lucky mofo! That chick is so hot!

He didn't get to keep her.

He got Vinny instead.

G-Star Hoody mate. It's lovely, just like Lhinncee

Sure is.


I'd also never realised that Vinny was an extra in Lord of the Rings.

he's better known for his work in the shrek movies and on britain's got talent tbf

haha epic

incred, looking forward to seeing this.

How did Cos manage to stretch his right arm all the way around that bald bloke's shoulder.

Amazing "pull in all the celebs" skillz.

LOL - that'd make his arm as long as his nose!

Who's the balding Scotchman who doesn't know how to play poker?

You lucky mother fcker!!

And yes please vinny ;)

How did you guys grim your way onto there?

this will all be revealed.

basically we hustled the real hustle

Cos what did she smell like? She got a tight tush?

she was def wearing a different perfume to the first time I met her.

sick sick brag

amazing

Blatent Ive met JJC more than once brag post IMO!

I feel sorry for vince having to put up with Cos stiffy in the back of his neck

Just noticed WTF is your hand on her shoulder and not behind her back going for a cheeky pinch!?

LOLZ Girgy, how long you been staring at that photo?

Not long! Who;s the dude on the left in grey hoody?

Brendan Cole, Dancer or summit, he was playing the part of 'Woody'

Ahhhh yea read the synopsis when i sky+'d it earlier!

^^^^^

After further study of the photo, that is TRH fella's hand around Jess's shoulder. Cos's left arm appears to be stashed down his jumper. If you look just to the side of Dan Harrington's left ear it all becomes evident.
Canna wait for this to air...

Will this be shown anywhere online tonight - or in the future?  Don't think I have that channel.

If you can get to the iPlayer it'll prob be on there from tomorrow.

any volunteers to do a live update of this?

OMG, OMG, OMG, only 90 more minutes to go, then I can check out those voluptuous breasts and that annoying voice asking basic questions about poker. And Jessica Jane Clement is on the show too.

TV is just getting worse and worse i am off to the pub

sky+ at ready though

If nobody else wants to, I'm available. Oh yes

this is so exciting

omg its starting

JESSS weeeee

why do i keep thinking blatch is gonna pop up on this

Welcome to BBC3 for the monthly Real Hustle. This one not featuring Blatch. [EDIT] Dammit CIA, you nicked my best line or something.

23 viewers at the moment but more could be signed up before kick-off. As soon as Big Brother finishes.

Sighted so far...Barry Neville, but he was just channel hopping on the way to LivexxxBabes on CH950.

Buckle up, here we go...

PAPERTITS weeeeeeeeeee


herrrrrrro

MONEYBAGS - YOU IN?

PAPERTITS weeeeeeeeeee


herrrrrrro

jeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss

Hand report coming in from Tighty...

Brendan Cole has an ace up his sleeve. He's just dropped it on the floor.

Cos Papertits goes into the tank, looking confused. He swears.

Brendan swears even more, then checks. He accuses the smooth one of cheating.

Vince Calenti laughs a bit and looks like an unshaved Dan Harrington. The entrance of Jess makes him smile like the knock on the door from his local kebab delivery man.

Cos looks confused...

Thank Fuck I don't have 3D TV yet with that hooter on the box.

Has the bit with cos been on yet?

lol quality stuff!  How did you get picked for this?  Apart from being obvious marks of course :D

Has anyone ever looked as confused / fascinated by a puddle?

lolol com

fantastic acting so far lads..

He's got paper for tits weeeeeeee

She's Mega... wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I'm fit, you can trust me  ;gobsmacked;

Are we supposed to believe this?

LOL, Cos isnt watching as he fot stuck in a pub.

He phoned me

Cos: Did they mention who sick i am at poker

Me: Yeah, they said you were top 5 online

Cos: Really?

Me: No

Cos, i'm going now, you're a ****

nice Greeky, ship the monkey.

vince looks like a homeless with that can of lager in his hand

LOLZ, who needz comedy night at the G when we've got this to watch?

I'm watching on Sky+ but do celtic and Cos hustle the hustlers as surely they know who they are?

ffs, couldn't shut you up there vinny!! :)

That was sooooooo bad acting from Cos, LOL

most unconvincing 'oooo its gna be a bad car ride home now'

n1 bud.

lol so comedy. ''gonna be a bad ride home now''

hahahaaa

that was like watching jay and silent bob

 Abbott and COStello

 Brilliant! rotflmfao

Would've been awesome if they just took the 2k the guy gave them outside the place and legged it.

dunno how you didnt recognise brendan cole??

Or Jess, given both marks spend at least five afternoons a week typing 'Jessica Clement topless' into google images.

I've just mopped up all the 1.06 on betfair about Cos for best supporting actor in next year's Oscars. UL everyone else.

LOL @ Jay and Silent Bob

Another episode of it just started on chan 109

please tell me that was all set up?? how did you still fooks fall for that??

Enjoyed the grainy security camera footage of you turning up,accompanied by the voiceover "The Marks arrive." I thought it was the CCTV from DTD.

OMG!!!!  HOW!!!!!!

haha yeah defo

Luton Jobcentre, ........ you can only sign on for 6 months before taking work experience

http://www.tvfilmextras.co.uk/

anyway vinny, loved the hat !  :)up

I am not fat. The TV added 4 stone.

There is a story behind this.

Basically, I found out the company were looking for someone to set someone up. I found a couple of potential 'marks' but they weren't available as it was due to be filmed in two days time.

So i thought to myself, who would be sick enough to go through with hustling the hustlers? Only one man for the job. Mr Papertits.

So it was arranged, as you seen to meet at the pub in east london, we had the poker game, Cos 'won' £350 quid and was paid out when the game broke. There was a four hour gap until the boxing match so we decided to head to the Vic. I had then had to babysit Cos and £350 of the BBC's money, which if you know Cos well is no easy job in a casino. But i managed it. We did discuss on the tube that not going back would be funnier, but we just couldn't do it, so we went back and carried on with the rest of it.

To be fair, i thought Cos done a great job throughout the day. They whole thing prob lasted over 3 hours and Cos knew he was constantly being filmed so couldn't afford to let his guard down for a second.

Even after the filming he still had to carry on. The boy done good imo.

So in short, we never really got grimmed, the BBC don't know we know, i'm not really sure they care to be honest.

We met Jess, she was obviously all over me but i have a girlfriend and i felt really bad for Cos that she was struggling to look at him so i resisted her advances. She has somehow got hold of my number and constantly pesters me, but she will get over it*

They were all great and i enjoyed the day.







* Parts of this paragraph may not be true.

LOL, excellent :)

so you both knew you were going to be on the telly, and still dressed like a couple of tramps on laundry day ?

That was my best gear ffs.

OFAH t-shirts from tesco's don't come cheap you know.

I did like the way Vinny made sure he had his Blonde username on the back of his hat so we'd all know which one he was.

We were actually looking a bit sharper but it was pissing it down all fking day and by the time we found the place we were drenched.



LOL you don't know how close we were to doing this but the guy on the door was a complete tittyhead like you and weighed up with the fact we might not get to chat to Jess after, £2k split two ways just wasn't worth it.

I'd urge everyone to not make any lewd comments as me and Ms Clement are now an item. I think she liked my nose as much as I liked her baps

LOLOLOL

I guess that bit's not true.


rotflmfao

[  ] I recorded the right epidode

Me too, Is it on Iplayer?

Yeah it is,series 9 ep2

Were you supposed to place a bet during the convincer or were you just trying to screw around with them a bit?

Nah the guy said I could.

Glad I didn't take up a career in acting though

you'd get paid a lot more than vinny coz you had a speaking part

lol this was incred, the "bit different to online" rub was great!

wp lads, sucks to get "owned" by Brendan Cole though I imagine..

Oh, and why weren't you wearing blonde poker badges?

I was hoping you would make the money on the convincer and then just go home. :-)

Guessing Vinny didn't say much as the production team couldn't run to putting up sub titles?

V V good viewing, loved it. WD boys!

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I watched "The Real Hustle" on channel 109 last night at 11pm and wondered how come you guys got axed....

is she a nice girl?

does it matter? lol

Just watched it.

Congrats guys, pretty cool for you!

However, sigh @ how scripted it all is. Always believed the grims to be legit.

lololol, we just re watched it

When Greeky says ' iv got a fiver ' in some feeble voice, we're pretty sure he pulls out a score, v com if so.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12516966

Haha.

Thanks..... I love reading fairy stories

oops

Vinny couldn't really be called an actor though...more of an extra (large).

Dunno...Thought how they made him look like a homeless wino was brilliant..........