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Title: Vexing question
Post by: TightEnd on August 30, 2010, 05:23:14 PM
In a zero gravity environment, thus being a land or water based animal/fish is unimportant

Who would win in a fight, a bear or a shark? and why?


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: sovietsong on August 30, 2010, 05:27:01 PM
In a zero gravity environment, thus being a land or water based animal/fish is unimportant

Who would win in a fight, a bear or a shark? and why?

Shark would win, due to environment.  The bear would be like a fish out of water.


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: RED-DOG on August 30, 2010, 05:27:47 PM
In a zero gravity environment, thus being a land or water based animal/fish is unimportant

Who would win in a fight, a bear or a shark? and why?

The bear (The shark would suffocate)


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: Josedinho on August 30, 2010, 05:36:26 PM
Type of bear please
Type of shark please


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: RED-DOG on August 30, 2010, 05:37:12 PM
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Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: TightEnd on August 30, 2010, 06:03:19 PM
A brown bear and a hammerhead shark


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: RED-DOG on August 30, 2010, 06:10:52 PM
A brown bear and a hammerhead shark

Bear win easy, two paws + a mouth means something to manoeuvre and pull against. shark can bite if it happens to come in to contact, but it can't tear.


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: TightPaulFolds on August 30, 2010, 06:15:26 PM
Bear would pwn. Shark is very much designed for movement that involves an action on water by its body and fins. The bear can still twist and turn and contort well even in a weightless environment, just like a cat can self-right in freefall despite the angular momentum paradox  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_cat_problem

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t84a0L76ju4


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: thetank on August 31, 2010, 01:50:42 AM
Tough one to call. Could go the distance, and not in a good way, if the shark spends a lot of its time basking, and the bear is ursine about.


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: thetank on August 31, 2010, 01:55:18 AM
Serious post now, as this is science.

Sharks never go to sleep, have to continually swim to move water over their gills or something like that.
Bears go to sleep for like the whole of the winter.

So long as it's a good jot into Spring then, I'm going for the bear as the shark will be knackered.


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: Drain Alien on August 31, 2010, 09:43:36 PM
A brown bear and a hammerhead shark

Are they male or female, and are they both fit and well?


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: RED-DOG on August 31, 2010, 10:10:27 PM
Does the bear have a peanut allergy?


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: TightEnd on September 01, 2010, 10:46:58 AM
Does the bear have a peanut allergy?

No, but eczema runs in its family


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: TightEnd on September 01, 2010, 10:47:25 AM
A brown bear and a hammerhead shark

Are they male or female, and are they both fit and well?



both are female, the bear has a slight cold, and the shark is a lesbian.


Title: Re: Vexing question
Post by: china mug on September 01, 2010, 11:58:11 AM
sharks make little sharks by swimming over the female eggs and beating one of, there fore in zero gravity less hit rate as the seed floats about leading to poorer number of sharks and poorer aspects of strenth intelagance,which equals sharks with the reactions and speed of a poker player leaving a casino at 3am.
bears mate without being dependant on gravity [ozz mag rupert the bear 1970]   there fore ill have ten pound on the bear at 50 to 1 ty