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Title: Caption Competition
Post by: TightEnd on September 04, 2010, 12:27:53 PM
James "Ryder Cup" Dempsey on course


Captions please, winner gets a copy of Devilfish's autobiography


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs424.snc4/46759_488172954621_325598729621_6999867_3867992_n.jpg)


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Murph1984 on September 04, 2010, 12:37:49 PM
James "Ryder Cup" Dempsey on course


Captions please, winner gets a copy of Devilfish's autobiography


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs424.snc4/46759_488172954621_325598729621_6999867_3867992_n.jpg)


"I told you it would gather pace"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on September 04, 2010, 12:40:18 PM
Shit,  chiprich is over there, duck down and he won't see us! 


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Chompy on September 04, 2010, 01:01:49 PM
"That guy who stalked me in Vegas, he kept saying he was desperately trying to get more flags. Maybe he took it?"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ViiperUK on September 04, 2010, 01:05:13 PM
"If only i knew what i was doing"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Boba Fett on September 04, 2010, 03:28:39 PM
"So Ive got A9 on a A23 flop and I raise and he just comes right over the top like Im some kind of tourist and Im thinking......Ive got him right where I want him......"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Girgy85 on September 04, 2010, 03:34:37 PM
"Wonder if this Green Keeper is available next week?"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ChipRich on September 04, 2010, 03:47:23 PM
Random guy: 'Is that a beaver over there?'

Demps: 'your mums got a nice beaver'


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: NoflopsHomer on September 04, 2010, 03:53:22 PM
Abs devved you didn't use this photo.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs297.snc4/41164_488172654621_325598729621_6999855_7573117_n.jpg)


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: doogan on September 04, 2010, 04:13:52 PM
i hope no one notices my cameltoe in these ridiculous shorts


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Horneris on September 04, 2010, 04:14:07 PM
"i was chatting to my new very very good friend Daniel earlier and he said he likes tight shorts so i went out and bought the smallest size i could find"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Horneris on September 04, 2010, 04:14:40 PM
fml, sharked by 15 seconds


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: doogan on September 04, 2010, 04:16:33 PM
wiiiii


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Royal Flush on September 04, 2010, 05:11:59 PM
For the record Roderick sank this putt


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: AlexMartin on September 05, 2010, 09:06:51 AM
Shit,  chiprich is over there, duck down and he won't see us! 

winnar!


"how'd i miss? this hole's way bigger than the one i hit last night"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: sofa----king on September 05, 2010, 09:35:58 AM
Cmon noones looking.,.,.
 let's do an invisible synchronised shit together


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: celtic on September 05, 2010, 03:35:40 PM
No pressure Rod, but if you miss then you end up in the same place as my last golf partner.. http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/8372563.Burnt_body_found_at_Devils_Dyke/


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: El Sid on September 07, 2010, 12:44:42 PM
Winners of the 2010 Men's doubles squatting competition, 4 hours 27.5 minutes.     "I squat therefore I am"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: lazaroonie on September 07, 2010, 12:48:55 PM
James "Ryder Cup" Dempsey on course


Captions please, winner gets a copy of Devilfish's autobiography


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs424.snc4/46759_488172954621_325598729621_6999867_3867992_n.jpg)

thats my longest drive so far....


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: rex008 on September 07, 2010, 02:40:16 PM
Quick, squat down behind this hill, then maybe that shortarse Negreanu won't find us again!


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: the sicilian on September 07, 2010, 09:55:30 PM
James "Ryder Cup" Dempsey on course


Captions please, winner gets a copy of Devilfish's autobiography


(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs424.snc4/46759_488172954621_325598729621_6999867_3867992_n.jpg)

Look away whilst i kiss my bracelet...Mwah !


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: AndrewT on September 07, 2010, 10:12:51 PM
"Flushy, are you looking at your bracelet?"

"No, I'm inspecting your ring"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: El Sid on September 07, 2010, 10:39:02 PM
Wer oft schiesst, trifft endlich. (Sorry! English only.) 

This early twenty first century photograph is of the devotees of the Devilfish, a clandestine cult whose soul aim was to promote sales of  forthcoming books written by the man who was also known as The Ulliot. 

The two devotees seen here are high in the hierarchical structure and are performing a divination prior to the launch of the latest Devilfish book,
(ISBN: FML666)

The ritual they are performing is to bring good luck! The white ball in the foreground is moved around the four corners of the earth, on uneven ground, all movements of the ball are reported back to other cult members, many who never see the light of day.

The subtle movements of the ball will predict future book sales for the Devilfish. At this particular juncture, they can guarantee one sale, as part of a competition amongst other devotees.



Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: El Sid on September 08, 2010, 08:39:45 AM
I don't know the full rules of this comp and how many attempts an individual can make at winning the prize. In the event that I am not outdrawn could I have book tokens instead.


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TightEnd on September 08, 2010, 09:26:21 AM
I don't know the full rules of this comp and how many attempts an individual can make at winning the prize. In the event that I am not outdrawn could I have book tokens instead.


No!

Book tokens cost money


Caption: caption   (n.)   brief description accompanying an illustration!



Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: lazaroonie on September 08, 2010, 11:10:00 AM
Wer oft schiesst, trifft endlich. (Sorry! English only.) 

This early twenty first century photograph is of the devotees of the Devilfish, a clandestine cult whose soul aim was to promote sales of  forthcoming books written by the man who was also known as The Ulliot. 

The two devotees seen here are high in the hierarchical structure and are performing a divination prior to the launch of the latest Devilfish book,
(ISBN: FML666)

The ritual they are performing is to bring good luck! The white ball in the foreground is moved around the four corners of the earth, on uneven ground, all movements of the ball are reported back to other cult members, many who never see the light of day.

The subtle movements of the ball will predict future book sales for the Devilfish. At this particular juncture, they can guarantee one sale, as part of a competition amongst other devotees.



catchy


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Cf on September 08, 2010, 11:57:08 AM
Wer oft schiesst, trifft endlich. (Sorry! English only.) 

This early twenty first century photograph is of the devotees of the Devilfish, a clandestine cult whose soul aim was to promote sales of  forthcoming books written by the man who was also known as The Ulliot. 

The two devotees seen here are high in the hierarchical structure and are performing a divination prior to the launch of the latest Devilfish book,
(ISBN: FML666)

The ritual they are performing is to bring good luck! The white ball in the foreground is moved around the four corners of the earth, on uneven ground, all movements of the ball are reported back to other cult members, many who never see the light of day.

The subtle movements of the ball will predict future book sales for the Devilfish. At this particular juncture, they can guarantee one sale, as part of a competition amongst other devotees.



Winner purely for effort imo


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: thetank on September 08, 2010, 01:26:07 PM
Two golfers on the green, eyeing up a putt.

I really don't want Ulliot's book :)


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TightEnd on September 09, 2010, 02:33:39 PM
Winner is LeedsRhodsey


Book with you at the weekend sir


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Tractor on September 09, 2010, 02:39:15 PM
Flushy "This coke is some good shit!"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: TightEnd on September 09, 2010, 02:39:56 PM
Flushy "This coke is some good shit!"


a late bid to wrest the book away from Leeds, there....


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: doogan on September 09, 2010, 05:20:58 PM
i was robbed, robbed i tells you


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on September 09, 2010, 05:29:40 PM
Flushy "This coke is some good shit!"


a late bid to wrest the book away from Leeds, there....




the comp was closed??   plus promoting the use of drugs on a public form is not good  banned imo


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Girgy85 on September 10, 2010, 02:01:52 AM
Flushy "This coke is some good shit!"


a late bid to wrest the book away from Leeds, there....


Rhodesy u can't even read anyway so u don't need it ;)

the comp was closed??   plus promoting the use of drugs on a public form is not good  banned imo


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: MKKfish on September 11, 2010, 10:08:25 AM
Late but meh..


"2 Girls, 1 Cup"


Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: ViiperUK on September 11, 2010, 12:03:16 PM
Flushy "This coke is some good shit!"


a late bid to wrest the book away from Leeds, there....


Rhodesy u can't even read anyway so u don't need it ;)

the comp was closed??   plus promoting the use of drugs on a public form is not good  banned imo

You cant quote so just leave it imo :P