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Title: cosmic game....continued Post by: china mug on September 11, 2010, 12:38:53 PM Also the rabid/starved Alsatian Dog will be released onto their race track 3 minutes after they start.
The choice open to the contestants will be a) go slow and get savaged by the dog which will probably cause your boots to ignite the petrol, or b) go really fast, accepting the fact that your boots will catch fire but no savage dog, 200 metres away is the safety of the Olympic sized swimming pool which has been shown to the contestants so that they know that should they catch fire there lies safety..... what they won't be able to see but viewers will is the complex maze made out of (easy clean, fire resistant) PERSPEX which they will need to navigate to get to the cool waters of the swimming pool. This first game will take the number of contestants down to 12, in depth interviews and profiles will of course fill the Tabloids, Jordan will probably want to date one of the medium rare contenders. Game 2:....... Singing, high note ability? To be continued after this commercial break, phone lines are open now, calls from mobiles may cost you considerably more because thats how fat cat company execs get their quarterly bonio from the great Sun Reading/unwashed......... |