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Title: Jamie Oliver Post by: Chompy on September 16, 2010, 07:34:57 PM Three daughters, Poppy Honey Oliver, Daisy Boo Oliver and Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver.
Now a son who he's called Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver! What a cock. Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: Laxie on September 16, 2010, 07:37:53 PM Good thing their daddy has money or those poor kids would be getting ripped all through childhood.
Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: outragous76 on September 16, 2010, 07:44:25 PM Good thing their daddy has money or those poor kids would be getting ripped all through childhood. The great thing about money is it doent stop a childs unbeknown ruthlessness! But it is difficult to rip your mate for his name when your called Apple :D Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: DaveShoelace on September 16, 2010, 08:24:54 PM I think I will call my first-born Wanky Plopps Sausage Wiggle Puppy, to see if it gives me a higher social standing and gets the kid into a private school
Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: Bongo on September 16, 2010, 08:40:02 PM I'm calling my first kid Pinta
Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: sovietsong on September 16, 2010, 08:46:39 PM i like bernard for a boy...
Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: 77dave on September 16, 2010, 08:56:04 PM Merge
Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: kinboshi on September 16, 2010, 09:02:27 PM I'm calling my first kid Pinta Getuza for your second? Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: Claw75 on September 16, 2010, 09:04:38 PM I'm calling my first kid Pinta Getuza for your second? Halfa for a girl imo Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: kinboshi on September 16, 2010, 09:06:13 PM I'm calling my first kid Pinta Getuza for your second? Halfa for a girl imo Dwanna has a nice ring to it. Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: Claw75 on September 16, 2010, 09:14:26 PM I'm calling my first kid Pinta Getuza for your second? Halfa for a girl imo Dwanna has a nice ring to it. Pinta, Halfa, Getuza, Dwanna and Mynza Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: MLHMLH on September 16, 2010, 11:05:37 PM Three daughters, Poppy Honey Oliver, Daisy Boo Oliver and Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver. Now a son who he's called Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver! What a cock. Indeed what a cock! Any cock that can father 4 children is quite a cock imo. Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: boldie on September 17, 2010, 08:35:28 AM If MrsB and myself were to ever have kids I wanted to call a daughter "Fafafafa" or Fanny F. (my last name is Lap)
MrsB was not impressed. It's a good thing we don't have kids... Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: Acidmouse on September 17, 2010, 03:08:26 PM He will have had no choice in the naming... and will have said it sounds fine, honest to her!
Title: Re: Jamie Oliver Post by: MKKfish on September 18, 2010, 11:22:51 AM I notice they generally avoid names with 'S' in....obviously to avoid embarrassing the lisping tw@t and drowning the population of Essex in his spray... Yeah - people with speech impediments.. what wankers. ;carlocitrone; |