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Title: Biggest poll rigger of recent times. Post by: thetank on December 24, 2005, 06:37:24 PM Here are the candidates.
1.Viktor Yanukovych - Won the first set of Ukranian elections last year before the world stepped in and forced him to play fair. Opposition leader Viktor Yushchenko won the second set in a landslide. 2. George Bush - Some say he got his friends and relatives to help him into office in a decidedly dodgy manner before secureing a 2nd term by tapping into the fear and stupidity of his people. 3. Nemesis - Rumors that Ivey paid him off with liquorice allsorts to take Colchester Kev off the Worldwide Player of the Year poll when it looked like he might get beat by Kiv are still ripe. 4.General Olusegun Obasanjo - That Nigerian military leader who pulls every trick in the book to stay in office. 5. Colchester Kev - For some reason I've decided that Colchester Kev should be in every poll today, even if the question is who's your favourite Spicegirl. This poll will not be edited after votes have been cast. Rest assured your voice will be heard. Title: Re: Biggest poll rigger of recent times. Post by: Iron on December 24, 2005, 06:47:40 PM i voted scary spice (kiv) as the best spicegirl
Title: Re: Biggest poll rigger of recent times. Post by: Colchester Kev on December 24, 2005, 06:48:30 PM LOL I have never rigged a poll in my life .... well unless you mean POLE, there was this time i sneaked into a lap dancing club and smeared happy shopper lard all over the pole .... best laugh ive ever had since my granny got her tit caught in the mangle :)
Title: Re: Biggest poll rigger of recent times. Post by: The Baron on December 24, 2005, 07:12:52 PM Vladamir Putin?
This poll must be rigged - it doesn't even have proper options! Bah! Title: Re: Biggest poll rigger of recent times. Post by: thetank on December 24, 2005, 08:17:48 PM Sorry for the Vladamir omission. I'll make up for it by not making a pun on his surname justnow.
(Not a serious political discussion thread this one, it's more of a have a pop at Nemesis thingy) Title: Re: Biggest poll rigger of recent times. Post by: TightEnd on December 24, 2005, 10:03:35 PM You forgot Jeb Bush and Florida
but it's Kev all the way with the most liminal subliminal vote rigging in internet history! Title: Re: Biggest poll rigger of recent times. Post by: thetank on December 25, 2005, 06:29:19 PM Merry Christmas Nemesis ;)
You enemy of democracy, you! Title: Re: Biggest poll rigger of recent times. Post by: matt674 on December 25, 2005, 06:50:11 PM Colchester Kev is now exempt from every poll (apart from ones involving pies) due to his mtt win over on crypto earlier today - nice one Kev!!
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