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Guys this is really messed up and i had to tell someone so i just thought about here. After losing this hand last night in a local pub game in london i went crazy. 1/2 NL Holdem. I get AA and raise 4x the BB, and some kids i dont know calls. Flop is K Q 4(rainbow. I check, he bets i ReRaise him like $40. He instantly goes all in with another $4o or so to me. I call, he shows Q 10(im happy)
Turn: J
River:9

I am pissed off. Then the Villian starts boasting about how good he played it an so forth. I reached out to shake his hand(i was just doing it to make him feel stupid). I said well at least I get to shake a real Pro Players hand.
I then walked over to my friends kitchen and grabbed a knife. Not too sharp to kill but it would hurt. I slowly walk up to him and stab him in on the left side of his stomach.

Next thing police show up, after some douche calls them. The cops come and they search everybody for weapons and drugs. They find Crystal Meth on one of my friends and they take me and him in to jail.

I didn't call my parents, but my cousin did post my bail. I now have to stand trial, b/c the kid i stabbed is sueing me for Aggravated Assault. Wish me luck guys.

lol

I know I should probably be deleting this obvious spam but I can't bring myself to do it.

Lol.

Was just thinking the same.

MilesOToole.

Wonder what he's selling?

 ;yellowcard;


rasing 4x with AA

sounds good to me

Should be able to pass Aces on a rainbow flop when the outdraw is clearly coming in my opinion.

Your mates kitchen is in a London pub?

and didnt even call his parents.... idiot.

that accepts dollars.

Lads its not spam its serious. I just wanted to make him suffer, i hope i dont go to jail. My parents dont even know what happened. If they did i would get analed, and yelled at probably. 

It was in the back room of a pub.  Im american hence the reason i put $$ signs.  game was in pounds obviously

Hope you go to prison you dirty scum bag.

You will deffo get analed there.

Bit harsh. He clearly stated he didn't want to kill the guy. Just hurt him a bit.

Will teach people to dish out bad beats imo.

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lol. 

OK, I'll humour you for a minute OP.....I'm not going to 'wish you luck', i'm going to say that you should be going down for more than aggravated assault for stabbing a guy. 

Now - why did you walk all the way from a pub to a friend's kitchen for the knife?

i think the kitchen is irrelevant ffs!  My friend owned the pub okay. Most pubs have kitchens where they make the carvery meals etc afaik.

You cant play 1/2 NL in a pub, the 2005 Gambling Act prohibits games of more than £10 total stakes - so you broke the law with your little poker game there chummy.

Oh and the stabbing thing too

Misunderstood the term carvery, sadly.

LoL, so the courts gave you a rubdown too :)

how is the guy that got stabbed? hope he is ok

Does everyone play that bad in this game?

To be quite frank the £1/3 at the Empire isnt as soft as it used to be and I'm looking for somewhere to play. Based near London?

Does it have an a la carte menu as well?


....oh and what about real ale as I love a good CAMRA pub

PS Three Tuns is may fave ale but you get it mainly around the Cheshire/Shropshire area so I guess you won't have it in your mates pub

Pale Rider FTW

Well done sir, you finally managed to learn how to copy and paste from 2p2...

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/i-stabbed-someone-during-poker-game-197/#post197

 Sigh. why even humour this idiot..

Old 2p2 thread is old.

pls give cliffs on 2+2 thread.

same op but made in 2006

cant be, it happenned last night according to op

Can we please have some more information on the carvery meals that your friends pub offers.

And the guy who did it in 2006 will still be in the slammer.

Perhaps it was a copycat outdraw?

  he must have got 4 years 1st time round

awwww my post was removed - must be because of the naughty word! :(

and it wasnt really tht funny 2bf

this coming from the guy that made jokes about a 23 year old having a double leg break... GTFO

Yet another great thread Dewi...............there's no stopping that man.

okkkeyy dookeyyy

altho a lot of carears have been ruined at nufc over the years

Whereas nobody with a career to ruin would ever go to the scum.

i cant argue with that lol

meh, one of the least busto threads eva dude

it`s ok if everyone sits really shallow though

Can you please tell us more about teh food. Traditional english, Sunday specials etc..

Gg, wp.