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I have decided to start this super fun thread in which everyweek of x-factor people pick one person that they think will be evicted, if its a double eviction you get two picks!!  As I've left it far too late this week wont count... however starting next week we are on it like a car bonnet. 

The prize for this free to enter comp is being provided by me and will be $20.00!  Thats right, 20 US Dollers transfered via one of the main poker sites.  You might ask why I am doing this, well the simple answer is I love Blonde Poker Forum and want to give something back whilst enjoying an excellent super fun game.

As this is free I would like to do minimal work, so you must post on this thread before the eviction show starts for your vote to count!!  I will update the leaderboard its 1 point for your selection being in the bottom two and 2 points for an evicition! 

I'm kinda making this up as I go but no matter what I can pretty much guarantee this is going to be super good fun.

YOU MUST GIVE A REASON WHY THE YOU HAVE PICKED THE PERSON AS I DONT WANT NON XFACTOR LOVERS JUST PICKING BASED ON BETTING, THATS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!!!

Gamesmasters decision is final and I will ban anybody that is a dick on this thread and might also just ban people like ChipRich for fun etc. 

Please make this comp a success by adding opinons on the show and telling me how great I am for giving away such an amazing first prize!!

this does sound super fun and you are indeed really great! starting next week?

Good idea, thank you

As a practice, I am going for Bel Amie, they were awful.

I only managed to see Tesco Mary is it (blooody work) so ill go for her

yeah officially starts next week you can obviously put up your thoughts on this week just for fun like tighty.  I also think that girl group will go but I think that its more likely to be John because of simon.  His category always does well and he is master of the tactical vote!!

dont worry mate this week doesnt count so next week you can make sure you watch it/tape it !

ok - this week then for fun i'm gonna go for wagner coz he's clearly shite.  knowing how x factor usually works tough he'll probs be the first confirmed through to next week.

How much hair do you have on the top of your head mr sovietsong

how is this relavant?  I have less hair on my head than you have in your huge nose...

PS - you are banned from this free to enter comp as your a bad apple

Practice for tonight. Nicolololololo will gogogogogoog totototonight

he was really bad yesterday but I think he will get votes - even though i dont like him.

lol @ simon's face

bedi is tooooo good

omg what just happened!!

hope katie goes now

Yeah me too, she is really annoying...

gg Katie too

unless Louis spite sends home FYD cos of Simon

Nice idea Sov, should be a giggle :)

Why the Katie hate? I quite like her.

its kinda lame how katie has been brought across in the show. They gave her a fuking dud song and costume yesterday, only when she sang her own choice without the bullshit set did her true colours come through. She is a real jazzy singer who needs the right songs...

I cant believe Bel Amie werent even in the bottom 3- they were awful.... i'll let you know my choices after they're performances next week but odds on i'll be picking bel amie

katies last song was really good

cant believe nicolololos gone i quite liked him but very bad song choice.


i hate storm and that black guy in the over 28s also
wagner is funny so i dont think he will leave so quickly
groups are tez also

the guy who closes his eyes and sings is good but looked quite scary on the show


i think one of tthe groups will get kicked out again next week

Friendly bump for week 2

FML if there was a free $100 on offer I wouldn't enter, it would mean I actually have to watch x factor >:(

Is it me or that all the special guests are terrible on xfactor.
I remember usher mariah carey and britney being a pile of shit

Think Trayc was pretty good, don't think any of the acts so far will go!!

paije was pretty bad

god i hate cher

shes an ok singer but as a person i think she is the biggest chav and nob in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i acctually liked her at the begining but i am starting hate her more and more

In

The wife doing the picks obv.

She also wants to point out that no-one is evicted from the X-factor, that's Big Bruvva, it's more of an elimination here.

Pedant, dock her $2 if she wins imo.

Deffo hate Cher.

without having seen the final three performances I'm still gonna say I reckon Belle Amie for the chop.  Will make my final selection after they've been on though just in case they pull something special outta the bag

heard enough of them.  Belle Amie to go is my pick please.

Picking wagner please because I can't stand his voice so annoying
Picking diva fever because they spent more time saying oo oo oo oo oo than singing and the backing singers sounded better than them, thanks

Picking Storm Lee

double eviction, 2 picks?

aiden cos he was awful, storm lee cos he was awful and I can't see who'd vote for him even if he was good

she needs to be careful mate, i just ban people for joke on this thread!!

but if it's just a single eviction then I'd like storm please

If its jus one pick I will have wagner please

DOUBLE EVICTION - TWO PICKS EACH!!

dont worry you have till before the start of the show tomorrow to confirm final decisions!!

Not sure about that blonde lass, she is v.v.annoying but she seems to hold a note.  Think its hard to decide which way the public will go, i actually like wagner although he is terribad.... is this about talent or is it about who people like?

Picking Katie. She was bottom 2 last week. Can't see enough people changing their mind and voting this week.
Also picking Diva Fever. Can't imagine anyone voting for them. Must have been an admin error that kept them in last week.

Agree with the feelings for Cher, there's something about her that's unlikable, possibly the stupid agressive face she pulls after each verse/chorus/song.  

Voting for Belle Amie and Storm this week, didn't like Belle Amie at all and I can't help but feel Storm will be joining theim this week

haha, so true.  when i first saw 'the face' i thought she had something in her eye

As i'm lazy and would like to avoid doing loads of work on this free to enter comp, please could you make your picks stand out...

for example

belle amie

or

wagner

ty in advance!

nah, not going to bother as I know you figured out who my 2 were when you asked me to pick between them in the post you have subsequently removed. next week however I may consider using red to highlight my choices

Gatso, you get a pass this week, but bear in mind i'm looking to ban somebody.  greekstein is out and ChipRich is close to getting the boot...

beautiful tank thank you

despite the beautiful layout of his selections post you should imo ban tank for ignoring the following

I make this up as I go along, and i really like tank so he can pretty much do what he wants, the idea of that rule was to stop people coming along without watching the program and just selecting the fave from betfair or whatever.

PS

Pls stop catching me out.

i presume the fact that i have boobies and a front bottom means that it's obv that i watch the show

you have immunity as well claw!

The votes of the tighty household are in and I can exclusively reveal the bottom two are


Storm Lee

Nathan, 14, gives his reason "Completely shit, Dad. Pass the WKD"


Diva Fever

Kristie, 11, takes up the cudgels "I wanted to switch over and watch Casualty when they were on"

Good point gatters

Storm Lee - coz he's shit and can't see the teenagers going for him the same way as they'll go for some of the other shit acts

Katie Waissel - described on twitter as being, "the girl you meet on the first day of your art foundation course and spend the rest of the year trying to get rid of."

Not a polarizing figure, just someone who nobody can fking stand. She's also shit

Sovietsong and I were going to get it on at some point but after watching Diva Fever tonight, I've never been so sure that I'm straight.

a double blow

you do realise they're both dudes?

lolz

gatso pwns this thread, he can be in charge when i'm on holiday or whatever, if he is willing to take the responsibility of course....  big money on this.

Hi Chris

I can't believe people are being nasty to Cher, shes great and looks nice most of the time. Wtf @ her song today though.

I'm gona do a couple of anagrams for my picks just to give you something to do mate.

El Rotsem

and

Mail Leeb

My first pick is the person who's first name is closest to the letter T,my second pick is a group that has a female in it closest to age 27.

1. Storm Lee. First act jinx plus awful version of Born to Run.

2. Cher Lloyd. Can't sing, she might be saved by Chav vote tho'?

I'm a bit disappointed tbh. I was kinda hoping I was going to be invited along if you went on holiday

DAMN!!!  Don't know how I've missed this thread up to now.  Is it too late to join in for next week?  Normally sat at home at week-ends and therefore watching X Factor.  Just happened to get out last night...go figure. 

what do you mean?

you can play from the start.  Just need to put your picks up in a special font before the show starts tonight and give a brief reason.

e.g

STORM LEE because i cant tell where he is from and anybody who does that to his hair wants shooting.

ps - two picks this week!

VOTES SO FAR

Singhee

WAGNER
DIVA FEVER

Gatso

AIDEN
STORM LEE

Josedinho

KATIE WAISSEL
DIVA FEVER

Silo Graham

BELLE AMIE
STORM LEE

thetank

STORM LEE
KATIE WAISSEL

Claw75

BELLE AMIE
WAGNER

TightEnd

STORM LEE
DIVA FEVER

redsimon

STORM LEE
CHER LLOYD

nirvana

AIDEN
MARY

Laxie

KATIE WAISSEL
WAGNER

Ironside

WAGNER
DIVA FEVER

Sovietsong

WAGNER
STORM LEE

This does seem like super fun:

Aiden - he may be emo, he may be now but he is more out of tune and time than the Wagner

Mary - this years JumSubo, i can't see anyone voting for a lady whose entire dance and emotional engagement routine consists of appearing to shake a huge bacon bits dispenser up and down

Weeeeeeeee, in by a nose.  Which wouldn't be saying much if we were using Cos' as the marker, but anyway - here's my picks:


Wagner - because he's rubbish.  Seriously.  Have ya heard him?

Katie - I like her.  But my kids say she hasn't a hope as she comes off as stuck up to their age group...and they're mostly the ones who phone in the votes.

Wagner he is to signing what tikay is too youth culture
diva fever reminds me of the blonde boyband circa bB3

updated the votes post.  don't think i've missed anybody, but if i have let me know.

what about your own picks? surely you're playing, gotta try and keep hold of the wonga

Yeah I'm undecided yet.  deadline is 8pm, so will make sure I update before kick off!  I am between Wagner, Katie, Belle Amie and Storm Lee ATM.  Prob going to go for Wagner and Storm Lee tbh!

Right decided to go for

WAGNER
STORM LEE

Wagner because he is terrible, maybe the public will like him cos he is funny or whatever but this is a singing contest so if he is in bottom 2/4 he will go.  I dont think Storm Lee is that good, I find him annoying and think that although his voice is different that doesnt make him good.  My voice is different but you dont see me on X-Factor screaming like a girl!

me mate

leeds leeds leeds

I cant see your clearly marked picks with reasons?

leeds leeds leeds

I vote for

Treyc Cohen  as she don't know how to spell Tracy

Wagner because he calls himself Vargner

Belle Ami - Can't sing, can't dance, average looking and nobody votes for burd bands

Paije - think he might be vulnerable this week as Wagner and Diva Fever seem to be getting the Jedward nutter vote. Storm is the danger here.

Im in please SS

Wagner   as he is tez and a poor mans tom jones

Belle Amie  Girl bands dont do well and if they are up against anyone half decent in sing off will be voted off

THATS IT NO MORE.

Will update vote bit later on!

im gona get both imo.

Well Done Tighty

Tight cheated -3 think

Did he google the answer ?

Bink. Typical me, bink on something I try to loathe lol

Sorry everyone, haven't updated a 'leaderboard' please post your selections and reasons this week before the show and I will endeavour to sort myself out!!

Two exits (are there two exits?)

Belle Amie: Don't rate them, nothing special or even remotely different to offer

John. Poor performance. Reckon Wagner survies a bit longer


if only one choice Belle Amie please

John. Poor performance.

Only one act to go so modified post

Yep, one eviction this week.  Can see it being close between John (for such a cheesy aweful performance) and Belle Amie who were simply the worst act in the competition in my opinion.

I'm going with Belle Amie as they aren't offering anything to the competition.  Their rendition of Stand By Me (or whatever it's called) seemed desperate and the only bit that sounded like they were standing together came right at the very end of the song.   I'd say Wagner is a poorer singer but he offers more in entertainment whilst John is actually pretty good.   There's tough competition this year and Belle Aime are a few notches short of the bar.  Louis is right in saying that Simon is devotion is efforts to One Direction.

Belle Amie for reasons stated last week

TightEnd +2

Singhee

Gatso

Josedinho

Silo Graham

thetank

redsimon

Sovietsong

Horneris

Acidmouse

So Tightend is out in the lead with 2 points, looks like one eviction this week so unless stated I will be taking the first name given if people provide two picks!

Pretty sure I have missed some out of this if I have please let me know.

John - I think it will be John and Craig Bell Amie in the bottom 2 and John is just meh so think they willl give Belle Amie another week

Dont think i am going to bother creating a votes post as it takes ages, so will just tot everything up after the show, any votes after the show starts obviously wont count!

Belle amie again for me this week.  Poor somg choice, don't seem to be gelling as a group, cant see them getting the votes

Belle amie                     they're terrible and I didn't see john so can't vote for him

my pick this week is JOHN the guy is weak and if its between john and belle amie i think the judges will save belle amie because although they seem to be shite every week they might have more to give where as john has nothing left to give!

ugg changed my mind will go for wagner and 2nd choice bell amie

i got a point last weel not on your list

this week wagner to  gtfoot

Bottom 2 will be John and Wagner

gg Wagner

john to go this week because he is just one dimensional

My pick this week is Bel Amie

There's 4 girls I'd bang at my work before I touched any of them

I smell shit...

THATS IT VOTING IS NOW CLOSED

fml i knew the silly fukwits would vote for wagner, god i hope it aint the girl band after i changed my mind

I'm rubbish at this super fun game :(

meh. when we had that conversation we had today about how david bellamy was shit but maybe john adebayo was worse even though we hadn't seen him we shoulda gone with the old instincts

maybe sov will give us 1/2 points for thinking about the right answer

Maybe Sov will give me1/2 a point for telling everyone what a doofus you are for saying you didn't know who 'bellamy' was, but you thought the girl group that were still in were pretty tez.

lolz

i'm amazing.

omg they are getting mary to open this could be bad news for mary lovers

would love to see aiden grimshaw gg this week

same one trick pony

think wagner should go, but still too many people in and he will stay

aiden will get knocked out this week

Thought I'd be posting a coup with Aiden this week but it seems the common. Choice. Very much a one trick pony unfortunately and this weeks wasn't good.  Going for him

Aiden is still dining out on that Mad World thing he did and it'll be enough to see him through this week, but he might leave soon.

I'm going for Belle Amie again this week, coz I'm stubborn as hell and I'm going to vote for them till they go.

cher lloyd wins the x factor right there!

That was good.. good enough for me to get on!!! 9/2 should get a good run.

Belle Amie for me too.  same reason as Tank really, but also because I still don't think they're cutting it as a band - just seem to be competing to outsing each other.

Wouldn't be surprised to see Mary in trouble either.

GTFO Aiden

so true, local girl too ;)

9/2 is a great price

hard to choose who goes as the following were wank -

Mary
Belle Amie
Aiden
Matt
Wagner - although he is a legend
Treyc
One Direction


Im gonna go for Treyc this week - bottom 2 last week and cant see audience voting - if she is the bottom 2 vs most of above, the above will be favoured.

Obv im a blonde n00b and if my vote doesnt count for winnings i understand but just thought id join and will guess right every week from now

 ;mexicanwave; ;kneelsucker; ;mexicanwave;

Oh and Katie Waissel can  ;smackedbottom; me anyday

Grimshaw was class

Ban him mod - he is crazy!?
 ;grr;

he was good
but been tez/shit/wank/pants/crap/bollocks/bad/horribad in the live shows

but he will get kicked out

Is this some sort of sick sick joke?

They were excellent and will continue to get better and better as they get more confident and will win the show by a record margin (voteswise)

If you think they were wank perhaps you should take some of the 500/1 available on betfair on them going this week.

Belle Amie for me please


Aiden was awful, but please put the wailing girls out asap

Wagner....finally running out of songs to mangle

+1 one direction ftw

Lets be honest - Liam does all the singing bar the darker skinned lad that just tries to hit a few high notes occassionally.
Liam shoulda gone through on his own and woulda done ok, as a band they are pretty crap.
Will they do well...............yes, people wanna support a group of young boys
Are they ACTUALLY that talented.....no, not really.

There have been acts over the last years that are a lot better than One Direction that didnt win, and ones that are shit that get through week after week due to popularity.

Remember that bro/sis combo that were awful (same difference) they kept getting votes.
Im not sayin 1D are that bad but its the same effect

I actually think One Direction are pretty good, and can see it now being between them and Cher ftw.  The difference between one direction and belle amie in feeling like a group rather than individuals is stark - reckon these guys have what it takes to be the new westlife.  I won't buy their stuff, obv, but will probably sing along if they come on the radio/telly and no one else is around.

Don't slag off same difference they were by far the best act ever on x factor and was robbed by tone death snobs

Cher was amazing. Reckon it will be her vs One Direction in the final

belle amie again please

haven't seen any of the acts this week but knew I wasn't going to so made my decision on friday, tank and claw said they were going to pick them so I figured I'd tactically copy so as not to drop points to either of them

plus they were probs rubbish as usual

if anybody has time to kill and would like to help me out could you do a leaderboard update?

Kind Regards,

sovietsong xx

rotflmfao

Cher has always been amazing tbh, and your right that 1D will get deep.  Think its gonna be interesting soon tho as Rebecca, Katie, Aiden, Matt and Mary all have strong followings.

have you done it yet?

they were actually brilliant this week.  tank and I are going to change our picks (to the person who is gonna get eliminated) in the ad break before the show starts.

tank sure can access the interwebz on his phone from wemberleeeeey

WAGNER for me this week as i didnt watch the show last night but he is 2nd in the betting to go and i cant go for Belle Amie as the leaders have gone for them so need to be tactically different

aide

im voting Belle Amie, start of song was terrible... they are OUT!

AIDEN GRIMMY

GTFO!

My vote goes for WAGNER to go, he was rubbish like usual and i could not hear him sing over the backing track

Katie for me this week please. Generally not liked. Looked weird. Sang a dodgy song.

Aiden for me.  Brutal boring imo.

thats it no more

what's the story with Jay Kay and the judges?  no standing ovation as per usual, and Cheryl and Dannii not even clapping

GTFO Aiden haters.

gotta be a point in the bag now, surely?

no points for picking odds of favs! new rule.

ship it

shippit

next new rule should be that all new rules have to make sense

ship it here too

Big trick will be to correctly pick the week Wagner goes.

3 weeks from now imo

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/x_factor/3203888/Jay-Kays-X-cert-rant-at-judges.html

nice of him to say he said he'd like to do them though I thought.

Agreed

TightEnd 3
Singhee 2
Gatso 2
thetank 2
RedSimon 2
Josedinho 2
sovietsong 2
Silo Graham 1
Ironside 1
Acidmouse 1
Horneris 1
Claw75 1

If anyone has any problems with the scores so far just say and point out where i've made mistakes and this can be easily edited.

gimme 2 points dude!

edit: actually i'm sure it should be more than 2.

belle amie gone this week = 2 points. 

were they not in at least one sing off before too (vs diva fever?) for 1 point

Legend - you get a bonus point for this. I make the rules so anybody that complains will lose a point!

Apologies. Will go back through and edit. The above is just a point for evictions. Got to add the bottom two points and double the above. FML.

TightEnd 6
Josedinho 5
Singhee 4
Gatso 4
thetank 4
RedSimon 4
sovietsong 4
Silo Graham 3
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Claw75 3
Ironside 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1

cheers and thanks for doing.  probably easiest from now on if someone updates in the thread who is in the sing off each week - easy to forget

aiden please. he's only just started but I've heard enough. no way anyone else will be that bad

gonna change my mind as for some reason the judges thought he was brilliant so will save him. wtf is wrong with their ears?

am presuming  you missed cher, mary and katie then?

is that why i've only got 3 and the other belle amie haters have 4?

is you a woman hater?

no - they were just shite.  Rebecca best by a mile.

Rebecca = Immense

I Love Mary but I think she could struggle this week - hope I'm wrong.

I think Mary will do ok for votes still

lenny henry was best imo

What a painful night of viewing so far.  Rebecca was good and Paije wasn't completely horrible, but the rest have been desperate.

Wagner!!!! WTF is that all about? The guy isn't even entertaining!!!

i think he's much more entertaining than some of the other boring contestants!

Claire, I think you need to get out a little bit more  ;)

qfmft :)

matt is fking A-may-zing

For his singing ability ?  ;whistle;

Amen sister!

he was singing?






just beautiful.

my pick for the chop this week is:

katie

reason please

I'm gonna take a risk and go for
he's awesome but he's gotta go at some point and the first 1/2 tonight was pretty bad

performance was poor, she's been in the firing line before so not a favourite with the public.  think her time is up.

is that enough?

did you dress up as William last Saturday btw?

nah, we just stayed in and watched horror movies instead of going out. I did get some bemused looks when explaining how I was going to dress as william though

am guessing you've lost the job of organising the halloween night out next year then?

looks that way  :)up

wagner is ot tomorrow

only 3 in the firing line katie paige and wagner

can wagners fans out vote the x factor fans with the field shrinking

dont think he can avoid it this time

mary

Katie for me

Anyone who isn't Cher, Rebecca, One Direction or Matt could be in the bottom 2.

Then there's the semi-safes. Wagner is at the top of this list for at least this week and next week. We are a country populated by idjots and non-idjots who don't want to travel too far for a dose of irony of a weekend.

Paije had a good week (or so I'm told) and I think Mary and Aiden have strong fan bases that'll see them through this week at least. That concludes the list of semi-safes

That leaves us with TreyC and Katie. From here I'm guessing.

I don't like Katie so that's why I'm picking her.

aidan must have a good fan base to stay - his performance was woeful

the first week he chooses to smile during his performance - whilst crucifying "nothing compares to you" - a song which made sinead o'connor cry whilst performing

total clown!


i think wagner might have had his day thou! - and thats prob just as well for the others as they were bad, other than the magic 4

Katie to go. Reason: useless and unpleasant personality. Aidan is lol bad, but the teenage girls who vote by the textload love him

Not watched it all but I'm going to assume that things have gone to form - Matt was a class above, Grimmy was once again outstanding, Wagner rocked the show, Mary was tez but loved etc
Think i've gone for Katie most weeks so going for her again. It's obvious people don't like her.

Wagner SHOULD go - i'd rather watch Ann Widdecombe dance!!

But I think KATIE will go simply because she is not popular with the public

KATIE...song was cliched, and not very good version, think Wagner was worse but has 1-2 more weeks left in him...

I can see katie and treyc being in the bottom two this week.

Judges will probably send it to deadlock......so im goin with treyc to go, as i can see katie gettin a few more votes than her

my vote this week is also for KATIE I dont think she is that good and find her very annoying! 

GTFO KATIE!

Trayc for me, nothing special but it's an effort to type from my iPhone ATM

Treyc for me because she was only ok and everyone else is voting for Katie.

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - finally get one right!!!

Utterly ludicrous though. How on earth did they vote her off over the Weasel?

Well done laxie, as part of your prize would you like to update the 'leaderboard' xx

Sure.  But how many points do we get?   rotflmfao

1 point for bottom 2 and 2 for an eviction.  So does that mean anyone who got both right gets 3 points yeah?

Everyone only picked 1 act so you can get either 2, 1 or 0.

Pfffffffffffft spoilt sport.  Was worth a shot anyway.  Right so.  Will update now.

Tyty!

what happened? you'd have thought I could find out by looking on the xfactor website but apparently not

This week it was Katie v Treyc and Treyc got the chop.

TightEnd 7
Josedinho 6
Singhee 6
thetank 5
RedSimon 5
sovietsong 5
Silo Graham5
Claw75 4
Gatso 4
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Ironside 2
Laxie 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
taximan007 1

Check yer points folks to be sure I didn't miss anyone.  

think i might still be missing a point - does anyone know how many sing offs belle amie were involved in?

You can have the benefit of the doubt.

Pls add a point for claire

Done  ;)

2 sing offs. 1 when they survived and 1 when they went.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X_Factor_%28UK_series_7%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_X_Factor_%28UK_series_7%29)

I've added the point so let me know if it stays or goes because you lot have me all confussed now.

if they were only in one sing off before the one they lost then i think my points were right and the extra one can come off - I'd thought they'd been in 3.

I'm hungry and I am here til 4am, with work tomorrow

Can I have a point please?

No but as the current leader you need to be careful as it is very likely we will be looking to dock points

No.  Took the 1 off Claire again too.  UL the pair of ya.

getting in early

next week bottom 2 will be katie and wagner wagner will go

do i get an extra 10 points if i am right?

minus 10 points if you're right for being a smartarse imo

I'm sickened by the way people are lying and cheating trying to get extra points

are you hoping to get extra points by being a brown-nosed goody goody?

yeah, ideally. if that doesn't work I'll try begging and pleading

i think we should have a bonus round..,,,.,,., 1 point to the person who can do the best sofa-king style picture of wagner.

why would I play a bonus round where I lose points if I win?

it's a dash not a minus - moron.

have fmp anyway.

negative moron? that means I'm smart

just do your picture - idiot.

i've done mine in black and white coz it's classier than colour, innit.  pretty sure no one else need bother.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/wagner.jpg)

I was going for black and white and grey but then got to the flowers on the shirt and thought they'd look prettier in colour


(http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m389/_gatso_/wagner.jpg?t=1289172323)

 rotflmfao ;applause;

gatso's is rubbish.  doesn't properly capture wagners trademark flowing locks and the tight trousers are completely missing.

Are there any depths you won't sink to in order to get extra points?

Brilliant work. I could have sworn they were Sofa-King originals at first glance.

Point to anyone that does a sofa style Wagner/ Mary love child pic?

Great pic Gatso

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/wagnermary.jpg)

If you lot don't stop trying to buy points...I'll deduct 'em for fun.

You do not have the authority...

can i get 50 points if i promise to never sing at any future blonde bashes?

Fair point.  Do have a modify option though.   rotflmfao 

That said, yer the boss.  Wouldn't want to cross the bossman.  Although if I were you, I'd seriously consider Ironside's request.  Seriously.  Have you heard him sing?

knock knock

no bonus points for brending 'er over imo

try turning her then

BONUS POINT!!!

Next week pls add to your selection a guess of who will be the first 'safe' singer. The one dermot calls out first. You don't need to give a reason just make it clear who your pick is!!

Thus making this superfun game even more super good fun!!!

Don't forget bonus point up for grabs this week! You must post both selections at same time to save confusion

right then.  For the chop this week katie.  same reasons as before, before gatso pulls me up.

first to be announced safe....eeeny, meeny, miny, cher

gg Katie thank fk.

First one called safe will be Mary

right then.  For the chop this week katie.  same reasons as before, before gatso pulls me up.

first to be announced safe....eeeny, meeny, miny, Matt

Katie has to go. Though any of Wagner, Mary, Paige and Aidan would be acceptable. Katie is horrendous


First to be called. Eenny, Meeny, Miny, Wand Erection

the x factor love Katie, front page of the Sun most days is a story about her and for that reason i say:

Paige to go with katie being saved by the judges

One direction first through

wagner to go tonight cause he is pure mince

first through is katie

what happens if there's a double eviction? there's got to be another one and there's a rumour they'll spring it on them tomorrow

ffs.  can someone forward this thread to the x factor producers and tell them not to be messing around with surprises and shit - there's $20 up for grabs here!

exactly. also it alters whether I pick katie or not. I think she goes in a double eviction but not in a single

Katie to go (though Wagner should)

1st safe will be Rebecca

Katie to go out, because she cant keep gettin away with being in the bottom two

Aiden to be first safe

Worst 3 acts last night, Wagner, Katie and Paige.

First one safe...Paige


To go Wagner as he'll be up vs Katie

First one safe I'm going against the grain and saying Katie.

To go Wagner.  He's crap.  Always has been and that won't change.  Think it's getting close to his time and the judges won't save him if he's bottom two.

Katie to go because I pick her every week, she's not liked and has to go this week

Mary first saved

i'm starting to heart wagner.  he's a bit of a legend imo.

Laxie you copy cat

Blimey.  Just scrolled back and yer right.  Great minds and all that?

Great mind where?

;carlocitrone;

didn't watch it, not going to watch it so guessing blindly while avoiding katie

mary first through

paige to go

ban from game pls

I should be worried, shouldn't I?


+1

I would be, yes.

Surely it could be worse, no?

;carlocitrone;

yet again I'm saddened by the depths you go to to try and win this thing

ban claw please for trying to get people banned

double ban for being mean to a girl

double ban for trying to get people double banned please

not being funny gatso, but if I was trying to get people banned with the aim of helping my chances of winning i'd probs look a little higher up the table.  just saying.

sick rubs, I'm in tears here

One direction first through and Katie to go. Not sure why Katie -  I quite like her but has been in the bottom too often her time has to come

First through - Cher

To go - Katie - she is terribad and more annoying than Wagner.

Don't think I could hate Aiden more the gurning little twat

weird how some people are swayed by the constant katie untrue stories..how on earth can the pub singers marty and wanger go in front of her? warped logic

I, for one am not swayed by anything. Just think she's shit

so really mary and pedo are better? lol.

With a bit of luck Aiden will  mangle this big stylee

dislike them both, win win situation here

Aiden going woulld be hilarious

Didn't say that. You have to predict who's going not who's the worst

I would love Aiden to go. One time deadlock and Aiden gg. Can't see it happening

omg he is crucifying it, lol

Oh dear, this is a great song, please dont sing it

Aiden is class once again. Final 3 beckons.

? Just shows, lol, I thought he was horrible. Ruined a great song. One of us is right!

Any justice and she stays, pretty good imo

Aiden to go please

Katie far better, if it is on performances, she stays

Wiiiiiiiiii

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

right result.

booooooooooooooooooooom. Take you sulky, gurning depressing repetitive music off the show!!!

lol leak on twitter. What a complete tool

please tell me that's a joke. that was about the level of a poor karaoke singer

a bit gutted I didn't stick with him as my choiced but so pleased he's gone

aiden is such a big disappiontment


katie stayed in which was shocking shes alot better singer but no one likes her cos shes a nob but i like her

Was a joke but didn't get the hating. He's been good all the way through just different. Katie was better in the sing off but a league below in the whole show.

phew, tfft

I don't have any hate personally. just that every time I've seen him (which hasn't been every week) he's been truly awful

last week he was out of tune and tonight was just terribad. didn't see him last night so have no opinion

ffs - just caught up on sky+ and thought I was in for the scoop tonight (along with sov who copied me :))

still don't like Katie, but reckon the Wagner thing has just about run it's course now, 'specially with the bad press today.

So, reluctantly, Wagner is my choice for the chop this week.

Odd week. Almost without exception they were all crap. Even Matt and especially Rebecca


No idea, I will plump for Cher to go

mary! and wagner in bottom wagggy to go

I picked the number 78 at random using my brain. then I divided 78 by 8 as there are 8 remaining contestants. this gave me 9 with a remainder of 6. I used this remainder to make my selection, no. 6 in alphabetical order which gave me rebecca. then I realised that's a shit system so decided to rig it to make it paige, no real reason, I didn't see him. then I got confused because the rigged number was the same as the original one. then I realised that I'd screwed up the alphabetical order thing first time round and paige is no. 6. so using nothing but the randomness of my mind my choice for next eviction is

PAIGE
PAIGE

ban

fair comment if I had in fact gone ahead with the plan to rig it it but if you read my post properly you will see that I returned to the purely random choice and therefore had a good reason. it just so happens that the randomness coincided with the lack of reason, these things happen sometimes, it's variance

ban

never gonna happen. sov's really nice and stuff

1 bonus point for gatso.

Superb reasoning and excellent judge of character.

lol - it finally paid off.  wp gatso imo.

wagner and paige bottom2 wagner to go

Wagner to GTFO tonight


Modified if its double eviction: Paije to go and Rebecca bottom 3

My bad - I was drunk

sweet. drunk bonus point

Kaite. Please read previous 1000000000000000 weeks reasons.

Didnt' see it, going to pick someone at random that's not very good.


um


Wagner

katie was by far the best performance last night

Just wanted to note that the first person through last week was Cher.

Havent got round to doing the updated leaderboard including bonus points yet.

I'm lazy.

[ ] She was
[ ] My choice would have been different if she was

WAGNER to get the boot this week

not sure if Wagner will make it this week, its getting to the point where most of the 'proper' acts are getting decent sized fan voting bases.

Ummmm decisions decisions!

I'll do it for the bargain price of 2 bonus points.

lol - thats ok, jose did it for about 4 weeks worth and only got one... i had hoped he might do it again for free but i've set a bad precedent!

ok - 3 bonus points.  that's my final offer.

OR - I'll do it for free if you take off the bonus point you gave gatso last night.

yet again I'm saddened by the depths you are sinking to

deal - gatso's bonus point has been removed.

fantastic - will update in a bit

My pick this week is PAIJE - I think Wagner will survive again and it will be paije and katie, judges will save her again.  Katie is annoying as hell but has one of the best voices and as it is a singing competition I just expect her to keep getting saved! :(

I feel sick

If you are going to do something, update it properly and in a timely manner imo.

As it is it appears half hearted and something that no one is taking seriously. Oh, wait....

OK folks, current standings after last week's points added:

Aiden and Katie were in the sing-off, with Aiden getting the boot.  Cher was first announced safe for one bonus point.

TightEnd 8
Josedinho 7
Singhee 7
sovietsong 7
Claw75 6
Silo Graham 6
thetank 6
RedSimon 5
Gatso 4
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Ironside 2
Laxie 2
taximan007 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
George2Loose 1


  

:( now I feel bad

it's ok.  it's passed.

posting on behalf of George2Loose coz he's at work.

Just so you know I didn't claim the bonus point for updating. I did it because I had nothing better to do and it was going to help this super fun game. Didn't think it would be that hard to maintain once I had got it up to date but underestimated how much more other people do with their lives in comparison to myself. Was also prett PO'd at the Grimmeister leaving the show so nearly gave up on the whole thing.
If nobody else updates it I'll try and go back on a thursday so the table is updated ready for the next week.

i'll update it again tonight seeing as i'm in the zone now.  

oh - more rumours of a double eviction tonight.  presume if that happens it's 1 point for bottom 3 and 2 points if they go?

yeah what ever you think is what we will do!

whee - carte blanche.  gg everyone else.

Wagner this week for me.

Gotta figure the bottom 2 consists of two of the following 4...

Paije, Katie, Mary and Wagner

Katie had a good week so we don't think she's in there.

Wagner less likely to be in the bottom 2 than Paije and Mary, but picking him coz if he is there, he will go. Lagging it up for 2 points.

superb post tank

 ;topman; :)up

seeing as I can do what I want this week I've updated the table in advance.

Claw75 17
Josedinho 7
Singhee 7
sovietsong 7
Silo Graham 6
thetank 6
RedSimon 5
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Ironside 2
Laxie 2
taximan007 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
George2Loose 1
TightEnd 0.0006
Gatso -4

Claw75 has joined ChipRich on the banned list for a poor gag.  Sorry Claire, you have added much to this thread however I feel that Gatso is the kind of fellow that I would like to keep onside.

GL this week everybody


TightEnd 8
Josedinho 7 + 1 bonus point
Singhee 7
sovietsong 7
Claw75 6
Silo Graham 6
thetank 6
RedSimon 5
Gatso 4 +1 bonus point
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Ironside 2
Laxie 2
taximan007 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
George2Loose 1


 

boooo.  gonna sulk and not do the scores tonight now :(

should be pretty easy now you have done the other ones. 

I need to consult TightEnd.  I feel this game need to remain super fun and i need his advice being such a super fun guy as to wether banning people will increase or decrease the super fun ev.

Thread makes me chuckle :)

given the circumstances of my banning, it seems only right and proper that I grass on gatso and bring him down with me.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/evidence.jpg)

because is super fun!

what do you think about banning claw.  she does add alot to the thread but sometimes makes jokes about gatso... which i do not like!

This actually makes me want to give gatso more points, he understands me perfectly.

pants

I'm so sad I'm going to have to go to the garage and buy a load of chocolate.  I'm gonna sue sov and gatso when none of my clothes fit me anymore.

put that video you did on youtube up the one where u mocked boltpp's funny video and i will let you back in!

haha - no idea if i still have it.  will look.

I don't have it anymore.  I do however have this picture of me modelling bolt's t-shirt wearing one shoe

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/P1000209.jpg)

this excellent paint image of Michael Jackson's Thriller

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/album6.jpg)

and a picture of joobs feeding her rabbit in her thigh high boots

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/Picture.jpg)

hahaha, v.good.  your back in claw just because you liven the thread up!

wheee - am i still allowed to ask for Gatso to be banned at least 3 times a week though?  It won't be the same if I'm not :(

of course.  but no toying with the points as it confuses me!

What happened to Boltys Tshirt? Did he ever get it ?

ok sorry boss, won't happen again.


long story but no - I still have it here somewhere.  He's disappeared :dontask:

yes katie

why did i put wagner ffs it will be paige and mary in the bottom 2

i love katies new haircut... she looks like a lad i work with!

pls wagner one time

ffs gg paige

uuuuuupppppp rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ffs

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wagwagwagwagwagwagwagwag

never underestimate the stupidity of the British public

KAITE!! she owned

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

GTFO PAIJE

HOW DO U DO IT!  Granted she didnt go but to guess she was in bottom two is incredible.

How does Wagner escape every week?

Good to see Claire back in, no one likes too see banning imo

right your banned

changes only to the points of Sovietsong, our most excellent game's master, teacher's pet gatso, and Mr End.  Have also incorporated Jose's bonus point

sovietsong 9
TightEnd 9
Josedinho 8
Singhee 7
Claw75 6
Gatso 6
Silo Graham 6
thetank 6
RedSimon 5
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Ironside 2
Laxie 2
taximan007 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
George2Loose 1

I jest of course!

time for Garrows Law.  my life is so full

:-*

Thanks Sov, was quite close to a major coup there.


That said, she was superb in the sing off


Just didn't feel her performance on Saturday would have connected with anybody, and it came to pass it didn't. Katie on the other hand gave a far improved performance and the Great British public are going to keep Wagner in as long as possible I think to stick two fingers up at Cowell, as a practical joke really, a bit like Widdy in Strictly.

top top top top top top of the league.

will somebody give me $20 if i win or would my prize only be the fact i didnt have to pay out $20?

joint top top top top top of the league Mr League-master, if you please

Great thought process tighty.  I keep thinking Wagner will go but he just keeps on going!  I would love to see how many votes are cast for each person.

leaked votes from a source

Leaked votes, in a particular order... MATT 25% REBECCA 21% ONE DIRECTION 15% MARY 14% WAGNER 8% KATIE 8% CHER 7%  PAIJE 3%

It goes alphabetically if there is a tie.

If I win you can send the 20 to Help for Heroes. If you win you can send 40.....

am I on the only one that thought Cher sounded pretty ropey in that sing-off?

I'm confused.  Can I pick my own charity if I win?

thought they were both good


Could have done without the Cher histrionics through the judges voting though. Very tiresome

Was already celebrating a 2 point coup when it was down to Paije, Cher and Wagner.

:(

and me.  two weeks in a row where i feel like i've been rivered on the bubble :(

Wagner for christmas no 1 pls

As long as its not Cher.

I was genuinely suprised by tonights eviction as Simon was.
He looked  genuinely worried that one of the genuine favorites Cher was in the last two.
Simon genuinely believed that Cher would stay at the top.
He looked genuinely shocked.
genuinely

wiiiiiiii, random numbers ftw

is my bonus point definitely removed?

lol, I thought Garrow's Law was some sort of thing you were applying to the game to make it even more super fun.   Had to Google it obviously, only to find out it's a tele program.

lol me too.  Was gonna google it but forgot.

you have it back, i dont want to turn the points system into a farce.  Both you and jose are the only ones with bonus points at this stage.  I dont think they have been included but dont worry I am all over this.

im getting in early this week

mary is going home after destroying that classic

wow big call.

could have gone early

Mary was bad, katie was terrible

CHER GTFO!!!!!

all i want to know is how on earth did wagner get to judges houses

didnt they says the oldies was strong and thats why they moved the age groups
to let matt into the boys

i blame simon for this farce

oh wagner and katie in bottom 2 wagner is gone gone gone

ffs double elimiantion

wagner is gone alongside katie she wont get enough votes and they wont get rid of mary and wagner

going for wagner again. 

how does matt manage to look even more gorgeous every week?  wine might be playing a part but pausing x factor better than porn tonight imo.

Not watched it...yet (on V+) but with double elimination I go for


Katie

Mary

edit: Watched it now. Still stick with selections tho' Cher could be in bottom 3 too.

is it deffo double?  if so i'm going for wagner and katie

The X-factor is shit.

But the Two Ronnies were shit, the Generation Game was shit and Noel's House Party was most definately shit too.

It's a national collective conciousness water cooler experience thing innit.

I watch to participate, while the entity itself is shit and devoid of artistic value, the overall experience is not without it's merits. It's part of who I am and who we are.

Will be rather glad when we all move onto some different shit though. It gets harder and harder to pretend to care.

My pick this week is Waggers and if it's a double elimination thing then my second pick is the big Tesco burd.

Fork handles, handles for forks.

shut up tank, you love it imo

I love it yes.

When Katie talked about her song being really relevant this week, I wondered if it was about octogenarians who can't get enough of the cock and aren't bothered about embarrasing their family by cashing in on their 15 minutes of shame.

What's not to love?

i can't wait til my grandchildren are on x factor

I'd totally buy that paper   :kiss:

When's the wedding?  I wanna wear a hat.

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/K1pBYbU8YfcsWFas?cmpid=ey_fb_self&ref=nf

you can see how much he wants me

GTFO.

no doubt about it

typo obv

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkWMcRlE1mQ

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcrs5Z7S-oM

Katie - 1st pick, I pick her everyweek and won't stop till she goes

Mary - 2nd pick, she was so bad tonight. Worse than Wagner. Hear better singers in the local.

I didn't see it, but my 11 year old gave me a definitive guide to the two evictees


Cher - "I don't like her dad, her face scares me when she scowls"

Mary - "Dad, she has got a big mouth"

 

didn't see it but gotta be time up soon for both of them

Mary and Katie for me.  Neither one was great.  Hell, most of them weren't if truth be told.  But those two won't have the volume of followers that eejit Wagner has.

Wagner and Mary to go for me.

people have stopped highlighting the names... im disappointed.

if you are reading this and you havent made your selections bold or something would you please modify your post.

tyty

gatso at it again.  re-ban imo

he hasn't even been banned a first time yet.  shocking, i know.

ffs sov...sort it out man!

I have until the start of tonight's prog to finalise my choices. please hold back the criticism until then, last post is just notes to self

Going for Mary and Katie if it's a double eviction, just Mary if it's not

I actually thought I was behind you so was considering changing as I saw I'd picked the same. pretty sweet if I'm ahead

My nominations

WAGNER - call me synical but i think tonights evictions will be set up to get rid of Wagner, his fans will vote for him but X-Factor is bigger than the husbands and 20 somthings that think its comedy to keep him in.  GG Wagner you had a good run.

MARY - one dimentional, she doesnt have that big of a fan base and call me a snob but she is common.  GG Mary if you worked at J Sainsburys I wouldnt have voted for you this week... GTFO

we would be even after your paije binkage, but seeing as our esteemed games master decided to rob me of my table updating fee and give you your bonus point back you're +1 on me

excellent. going to highlight wagner and katie above then

sigh.  i'm pretty sure those two are gonna go but now i'm gonna have to lag it up and change my selection at the last minute.

mary, katie

Mary and katie to go for me

those last two posts defo wont be counting. unless they are updated.  put some fking effort in or dont bother!

These votes do not count, 40 mins to update them and put in a reason and highlight the names.  If you add nothing to the thread and just put a name up every week I dont think you are deserving of the huge $20 first prize

Is voting closed yet?

I have the leaked result just through

pls dont cheat tighty but PM me the result pls pls pls

how? and are betting markets still open - if yes pls PM me!

Bit harsh Sov

Mary - She's good but the others are better.   I'm curious as to how the voting works.   Say there's 1m voters distributed over all the acts at the start, once acts are voted out, do those voters then move on to someone else or give up voting?  Wagner could well make the final if the voters stop voting, otherwise, he could be out soon.  I'm banking on voters stopping so Wager not 10th.  Sadly Mary is a step below the other acts left in the competition

Wagner - Katie has been in the bottom two a few times now, clearly unpopular and tonight I can see her there again, but  I think Wagner votes are probably behind those of the other acts and the judges will vote to save Katie rather than Wagner.  I know this post goes slightly against what I've just said above but never mind.

To confirm (changing my mind) Mary and Wagner, gg Louis.

He posted it on his FB FFS!  lol

i sure use facebook - im 34 you know - way too old for that malarky!  ;D

Is that a geniune leak or a laugh?

genuine, it worked last week!

However the voting lines are still open..so you takes your chances.....

Might have been a bit harsh but i do feel a number of people just put up a name each week and thats not what the thread is about.

xx

Had a few on Mary anyway, I'd have thought she'd get the least votes now.  Hopefully the leak lives up to expectations, may go a few quid more next week if so!

Fair enough Sov, maintaining the integrity of the comp is important  :)

haha, your right!

I don't buy those leaked 'results' for a minute.

Rich, did you get them before the results were announced last week too?

VOTING CLOSED

The above's selections will not count this week.

aww - i think you should give them one week's warning.  not that i'm disrespecting your authoritah or anything oh eminent games master.  would you like me to do the scores again tonight sir?

if you do the scores its up to you.  i just get annoyed by the lazy posts when i clearly put so much effort in

Who's this crap outfit on now?  Terrible, how'd they get famous?

if I had my way then the wanted would be evicted. abs terrible, completely out of tune

ok - i'll let them have points if it doesn't put them above me then probs

the baldy one is hot tho

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZV_t52pJ6aw/TCDW8hu965I/AAAAAAAAAtg/RHYnO2z1mu8/s1600/Max_George_590083a.jpg)

the bieber needs to learn to lip sync properly imo

Not a bad little dancer though.  My daughter likes him

loved his banter with Cheryl

Someone needs to tell Louie boot polish is for boots and not the hair on yer head.

Please please let Wagner go tonight!!

I also think Mary will go although I hope I am wrong as I do like her

something slightly different about Louis tonight.  can't quite put my finger on it tho....

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/louis.jpg)

WAGNER HAS to go NOW

i feel a scooooooop coming on!

hahaha, claire you do make me laugh

enough for one bonus point?

i got a daily double

almost.  your pic was excellent.

how almost?  tell me what you want a pic of and i'll do it (no nudity).  i'm feeling creative.

i dont know, i cant decide, im under pressure, people keep mocking this wonderful game so im worried to give out bonus points.

I need to catch up with gatso tho - it's quite important

to be fair i post a reason every single week from the start, but noticed many people was not, so for the 1st week i didnt put a reason! harsh!

the rules at the start are very clear, it seems claw will let you off this week anyway but in future anybody not highlighting the name of there vote and including a clear reason will miss out.

don't worry singheee i'm gonna give you your points.  proper emboldening and reasons next week please!

Edit:  hmmm i'm not sure how harsh to be now - presumed all those posts had been made before Sov's warning that people who hadn't boldened would need to go back and edit.  I think it's fair to let trafficjam off as she may not have seen that post after submitting her answers, but acid and singhee both put their picks up afterwards.  Gonna leave this to the games master for a final decision.

I've done the same lottery numbers every week since the start, so have lots of other people. then the other day I noticed that quite a few people had stopped so I didn't bother. my numbers came up this week but they won't pay me a billion pounds! harsh!

lol

make the difficult decision Claw

updated leaderboard.  have begrudingly incorporated gatso's outstanding bonus point.  players with an * next to their name +3 points pending steward's enquiry.


sovietsong 13
Gatso 11
Josedinho 11
Claw75 10
TightEnd 10
Silo Graham 9
thetank 9
RedSimon 8
Singhee 7*
Acidmouse 3*
Horneris 3
Ironside 6
Laxie 5
Trafficjam 3
taximan007 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
George2Loose 1

OK.  I'm not allowing Acid or Singhee's picks.  This is an interactive thread that we all join in with because we like to have a super fun time.  If people cba reading the posts, especially the ones reiterating the rules then tough titty imo.  Let that be an example to the rest of you.

Appeals against this decision will be accepted within the next 24 hours, and must be in the form of a poem.

sovietsong 13
Gatso 11
Josedinho 11
Claw75 10
TightEnd 10
Silo Graham 9
thetank 9
RedSimon 8
Singhee 7
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Ironside 6
Laxie 5
Trafficjam 3
taximan007 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
George2Loose 1

Superb ruling.

Look at me running away with the lead!  I havent even given myself any bonus points... yet

i aint read the thread, i popped on blonde to post my picks and logged off again until now. So let me get this right my picks were banned for some reason? i am virtually bottom in a fantasy fun reality Tv show on a forum and we banning picks fuktit, delete me from list. Seriously sov get a job as a bus driver.

that doesn't really rhyme or anything...

10/18 is middtable imo

Fecking genius POTY  rotflmfao

Can you link the application form and tell me how to fill it out, I will probably still do it wrong even with clear instructions from the outset

I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH (is that worth a bonus point? it's not like i'm going to win)

You're banned  ;)

Sovietsong started this thread
before very long Claire jumped in his bed
between them these official two
made Gatos blood boil and spew
they make up rules as they seem fit
we play the comp though its pretty shit
that all said we love the game
the excuses for bonus points pretty lame
if I am the one giving the marks
I'd give Claire one  ;) just for a lark.

All is forgiven?   rotflmfao  Fair play Taxi for giving it an old go.   ;applause;

nh wp  ;applause;

unban Taximan and give him authorisation to dish out bonus points imo :)

I'm buggering off out tonight so will leniently extend the appeal period for Acid and Singhee by another 24 hours.

My name is jat
u can call me a twat
I dont know what happened to my head
I didnt read the thread
Know ive been docked points I cant go to bed
This game is fun
So claw let me back in hun!!!!!!!!

Singheee for mod

 ;applause; bonus points please Claw!

Unfortunately I'm not authorised to give bonus points (or I'd have given myself one or two by now), but Singheee's effort is certainly good enough to allow the points from last weekend's voided picks imo.  The perfect mix of self-deprecation, apology and acknowledgement of the super-funness of sovietsong's super fun x factor game.  And it rhymes and stuff.

Jat the twat now joining those of us on 10 points.

sovietsong 13
Gatso 11
Josedinho 11
Claw75 10
Singhee 10
TightEnd 10
Silo Graham 9
thetank 9
RedSimon 8
Singhee 7
Ironside 6
Laxie 5
Acidmouse 3
Horneris 3
Trafficjam 3
taximan007 2
Teacake 1
Eso Kral 1
George2Loose 1

Acidmouse's first appeal attempt ruled invalid.  He's got 5 minutes to submit a valid appeal or he, unfortunately, stays on a lowly 3 points.

We are nearing the end of this super fun x factor eviction game and its time to spice things up!

This week you are required to pick 2 contestants to be evicted REGARDLESS of if it is a double eviction or not, you get a point for bottom two a point for an eviction and if both your picks are in the bottom two you get a bonus point!!  Things have gone fking crazy around here and I for one am loving it.

As usual please make your picks clear with some nice highlighting and also give a reason or your votes will not be counted but may still be charged.

Also as it appears some people dont like the fact that I have been giving out bonus points without any real regard for the consistency of the competition therefore I am giving Tank, TightEnd and Claw each a bonus point for there contributions to the thread so far.  Laxie can have a point if she tells me a good english man irish man and scottish man joke - I decide if the joke is funny.

Best Wishes

Sovietsong (GamesMaster)

wheeee!  tyty for the bonus point :-*

ok i have heard through the grapevine that its a double eviction this week

bottom is going to be mary

2nd bottom will be cher

3rd place rebecca

runner up matt

winner 1 direction

Is there any chance I can donate my threadtime achievement bonus point to gatso because I think that might tilt Claw?

An oldie but I likes it -

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.

The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.

The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"

And one more just to be sure to be sure with the Welsh thrown in for fun -

An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Englishman responds, 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'

The Irishman replies, 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'

The Welshman answers, 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'

The Scotsman says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'

fk right off, he's already had a bonus point.

if you really want to give it away give it to me imo and i'll buy some of your stuff off you :)

There she goes using bad words again.  I dunno how we can let her carry on tbh.  It's appalling behaviour from a ninja.

So you didn't want yer bonus point?

Oh bite me

an englishman and irishman and an american man are sat on the roof of the empire state building having a drink.  The American guy says to the others 'did you know that the wind currents are so strong around this building that if you step over the side, they'll actually keep you afloat?'.  'ha' says the irishman 'you must think i'm some kind of thicko to fall for that one - show me then!'.  So the american dude steps over the side of the building and, sure enough, hovers there for a few seconds before steppling back onto the roof.  'Wow', says the Irishman, 'that's amazing - my turn!'.  He gingerly steps over the edge, and plummets to his death. 'you know', said the englishman 'you really are a bastard when you're drunk Superman'

gatso said i'm fking allowed.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were up in court charged with playing an illegal card game for money.
'I wasn't gambling in an illegal card game your honour,' said The Englishman to The judge, 'I was just showing my friends a magic trick with The cards.'
'Case dismissed,' said The judge.
'I wasn't gambling at cards either your honour,' said The Scotsman, 'I was just trying to calculate The odds of getting a full house.'
'Case dismissed also,' said The judge.
'Now,' he said to The Irishman, Were you playing an illegal card game?'
'Who with?' said The Irishman.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were passengers on board The cross channel ferry when The Englishman fell into The sea.

The Scotsman shouted, 'man overboard, throw in a buoy', so The Irishman grabbed a little lad of eight and threw him overboard.

The Scotsman shouted, 'Not that sort of boy. I meant a cork buoy.'


The Irishman shouted back, 'How The hell am I supposed to know what part of Ireland he comes from?'

I won't be able to watch again this week so am getting in my choices early. I have decided to do my picks in the form of pics. the first one I copied from the interweb using tracing paper, the second one is from my imagination

I have chosen these 2 young ladies as I would like them both to leave the xfactor so I can take them christmas shopping in selfridges next week. also I believe they will win me all the points as everyone else hates them

firstly

(http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m389/_gatso_/cher.png?t=1291420812)

secondly

(http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m389/_gatso_/tescomary.jpg?t=1291420814)

Mary - Simply not as good as the others.  
Cher - Tough choice for me, I see Matt and Rachel dead certs for the final with OD and Cher fighting it out for the play off spot.  I think she'll stay in, but can see her being in the bottom two.

I think it's gonna be Mary and Cher too but I'm toying with the idea of lagging it up ftw and sticking rebecca in my picks this week as I think she's pretty dull tbh.  hmm........

what are you going to buy for them gatso?

I am still devastated that my ban has not been lifted  :'(

But I will sodier on in the hope that leniancy will prevail and therefore my prediction for being knocked out this week based on the perfomance and the fact that they made NO effort to even learn the song or even sing it is.................

I'm going to buy cher a new coat so she doesn't get cold in the snow. Probs get mary some shoes

can i come too?  I need a new handbag.

well i'm gonna completely overstep the mark and say your ban is lifted.  Erm, who is gavin?

I've grown a huge dislike for Danni.

from my son this time


Mary: Back at Tesco on Monday morning, he reckons

Rebecca: "we like Cher more dad, Rebecca is boring"


Matt, Wand Erection won't be going so its Cher or Rebecca

how come?  I'm not watching properly

FYP

Thank you Claire (bonus point deserved imo  ;) )

Gavin = Strictly  ;D

oh I just don't know now.  this is too hard.

I'm gonna pick mary for deffo but really struggling between cher and rebecca for my second pick.  would have gone rebecca, but she kinda kicked it out of the park with that second performance.  bleurgh.

right - i'm gonna get off the fence and go for rebecca.  i think she's pretty dull and samey.   reason for the Mary pick is because i think she's come as far as she can in the competition.

Matt/One Direction/Cher final three seems right for the comp to me.

Amazing Grace - Amazing fckin REBECCA

Now Claire has kindly reinstated me my picks are

Mary I Love Mary but she has run her time now and I feel she is not the same standard as the rest left in.

Matt Will probably be in the Final 2 but I am just trying to gain pts here, and he was weak tonight!!

I find her very patronising and feel  she doesn't really know what she's on about most of the time.  Suggesting that Cher would have been better of singing a ballad (for example) was ludicrous.  The tactic comments between her and Simon were also misplaced - he was right and semi joking about tactical comments, but Danni was just being silly.   She comes out with bitchy stuff and  I'm also still clinging on to her "outing" that teacher guy last year who she basically bullied live on stage.   She really struck gold this year when they changed the age limit to 28 and instead of Louis getting a decent act, she ended up with Matt - not so good for him obviously.

She is quite fit though.

MARY - Poor again this week. The whole thing is a level above her.

Rebecca Great but not sure she will get the votes. It will probably be cher but need to throw a curveball in there.

Claire, if you somehow manage to get evicted from xfactor tomorrow then you can come to selfridges

if i was in it i'd deffo get evicted imo. i'm a worse singer than wagner ffs. is that good enough?

No

I've busted the pokerz early so going good to youtube the acts. Hope I don't change my mind, cba to do another picture esp if it's of one direction, there's about 8  of them

:'(

Mary

coz she's just a big tesco lass at the end of the day. Hasn't shown us anything Boyle-esque.

and

One Direction

Similar idea to Claw, it's lag time. I'm going outside the box.

Easy this week

Mary - because she's reminding me of nothing more than decent quality karaoke.  Get yer coat love...it's the end of the line.

Rebecca - Boooooooooooring!!!  yeah she can sing, but she can't dance doesn't work outside her comfort zone and has made me consider painting my living room if she's still in for next week as it would be more enjoyable watching the paint dry.  And I really don't want to paint...so she has to go.

man i am fucked

if it went on performances it would be mary and 1 direction but they will win the thing just too many teenage girls vote in this comp

so i am going to say mary will leave first follow that but cher as she just doesnt connect with the voters too many people dont like her

rebecca killed amazing grace just showed she has best voice in comp but the song choice was poor and many people wont like the choice of song

she is lucky mary and cher havent got the publics ear

Im going for Mary because she is too one dimensional, all her songs sound the same nothing unique about her!

Also going for cher, this reason is extremely simplessss, her face just tilts me to the max, jus makes me want to slap her

Oh and to be cheeky!! no bonus point for my fantastic poem :p

can't believe after last week solo has still failed to highlight his picks

less of the cheek singheee or the high court will overturn the appeal decision and knock your three points back off!

edited and bolded in

well done.  you owe me solo

|Agree

trafficjam sailing close to the wind again this week i reckon.....;D

Cheers boss :D

the lack of effort and complete disregard for the entreaties of Questionmaster extraordinaire SovietSong is quite perplexing. I would imagine some penalty would be strongly considered.

I'm very hungover & can't think straight.

what happened.  you banned and unbanned?

No point in banning. The power went to my head!

forfeit instead maybe?