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Im going to make coffee now and stay up as long as i can ...so i can sleep all day tomorrow... god help the neighbours kids if they wake up too early and make a noise in a few hours ... 

when is christmas?

I shall be going to bed in a short while, i expect a phone call around 6am from the kids demanding my presence for the unwrapping ceremony.
I will then do my best dukes of hazard impression on my way round to the exes house (probably having another 3 phone calls enroute demanding to know what's taking me so long).
Then i'll have breakfast, put together a multitude of vastly overpriced and soon to be underused toys.
I shall then do a pub tour of the local area with a few pals wishing everyone we've ever met Merry Christmas, followed by dinner back at the exes with the kids and the most aweful mother in law on the planet!!
Then have a row with the ex and bugger off down my mates pub to get legless :D
Happy days.
I shall try to pop on here hopefully to see if Robert has posted a piccy of his latest squeeze :D :D :D

DITTO

Roll on Boxing Day and racing ;tk; ;tk; ;tk;

when robert said he was eating Lamb, i thought it was just him telling us what he was having for xmas dinner...... I didnt realise he was talking about his conquests !!! ;)

LOL Ralph, I always have a good punt on boxing day and then come home and watch the racing on the box ,... its what Boxing day was invented for :)

to funny kev cant wait for southend.

Well ... im out of bed, managed to stay asleep until about 12 LOL  ... Kids have already been on phone asking me if i want to go up town tomorrow to watch them spend their xmas money !!!   Oh yes, I would love to spend my day queing for 2 hours in a bloody computer game shop ...NOT.   But i have relented and said I will go into town with them, but while they do the shopping, i will be in the bookies picking a few for the telly races, and we have to be home before the first race :D

OH FFS !!! now the Railway Children is on the telly ... still i spose that will keep Tikay quiet for a while ;)

 :D :D    kiv.....

oops Sorry Tony ..did not really mean to laugh, but...... when you watch it , do you take down the engine numbers, just incase they have somehow changed units since the last time it was on .. 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  jenny agutter

Kivvy..do you fancy coming with me for a curry.. only Mr Nun has now decided to settle down n watch Wizard of bloody Oz

Nah, it's not the original version Kev. First film I ever saw (almost the last actually) & it was a black & white jobbie.

My sister used to make me go to the pics with her. I saw the original Titanic film, "A Niight to Remember", also black & white one, and "The Titchfield Thunderbolt", which I beieve is now available for release on TV & video.

Then later, she took me to see some colour ones, jeez, I HATED them - The Sound of Music, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, The King & I (Yul Brynner I think), and so began a lifelong loathing of the cinema. Last film I saw at a cinema was Jurassic Park, the lady of the moment insisted. Mind you, I enjoyed that, she was a beauty.

Jenny Agutter in railway children .... smother her with a pillow
Jenny Agutter in Walkabout .... MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jenny Agutter in American werewolf in london... HUBBA HUBBA
:)

I would gladly accompany you Mrs Nun... but alas Bradford is a bit too far away :(   
I had the best ever curry in bradford .. a good few years back, Simon Chubbs Nowab took me to this little place in Bradford .. No cutlery, no fancy decor, no tablecloths or waiters in daft red waistcoats ... Just awesome food served in wooden bowls .. the place was full of asian people eating, a sure sign that we were in a place which was both authentic AND served proper Indian food.

Last Luton festival, Simon again took me to a place very similar, and the food was amazing.

Curry Pies Kev, we could corner the market   >:?

Yes Kiv... very good food at that one Kashmir I belive

now that reminds me of my days as a teenager in Luton, we used to go to the market and visit the Jamaican shop, they did these curry patties ... MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  and on a cold day we used to get a big tray of curried chicken with rice and peas .. FFS im making myself hungry now .

Ahh Kev, I live practically in Brixton, and I do love a good Jamaican Pattie. But they also have Jollofe rice, which is bloody superb, West African Spicy rice... now That is DA NUTS!

I do like some nice goat curry and some dumpling.

i worked in bermuda for a while and about 5am after a night dancing and drinking we would head off to mungals for the finest curried goat i have ever tasted...........

Ok ..well I have begged n pleaded and he has said he will go.....YESSSSSS.. KING Prawns ..look out ..i'm on my way...


OMG ....It's too late to save the dog though...

OMG.  just in case your xmas hasn't been ruined yet put the TV on. Crazy frog on top of the pops. it's a ring tone FFS

What did you buy Reece Maureen?

Toys N clothes and a bit of money Tony..

But his greatest gift was He was home this year...

I cant believe you forgot Jennt Agutter in Logan's Run,  WOOF!

Saw Logan's Run on the telly earlier in the week.

WOOF WOOF

And Farah Fawcett was in it!!

Goat, curried goat you dirty *******

eh?

I had goat once, in Morroco, It was cooked over an open fire untill it was crisp on the outside but moist and tender on the inside. It was served with fresh mint and lemon, we sat outdoors and ate with our fingers from a single dish

It was delicious!

Goat is goood!

You obviously don't watch The Katherine Tate Show.

Eh?

Bang on :)

Well some of .. but not that sketch, it looks like :)

post of the year

Am I bothered?

Brilliant

On honeymoon in the Seychelles, I went to the casino where they had a Creole Buffet on. I tried the various dishes, but this one meat tasted quite bitter. I enquired what it was , and nearly threw up when they told me it was Fruit Bat. ARRRRGH.
Apparently its a delicasey there. :kiv: