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Title: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: TightEnd on October 25, 2010, 12:40:02 PM
Claw75 strikes a pose.....

Will try and find a prize of a blonde poker patch or two to the winner, to be chosen by the lady herself....

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KJLieIUxMJY/TMMBMA01pTI/AAAAAAAAmjI/8Ye-8iwqRiw/s512/IMG_6694.JPG)


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: LB44 on October 25, 2010, 12:51:07 PM
" Ive just devoured seat 4, and your next tighty grrrrrr"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Karabiner on October 25, 2010, 12:56:09 PM
"How do you like my hound of the basquervilles impression?"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: dik9 on October 25, 2010, 12:59:51 PM
"Dingdell!!! Not here for ffs!!"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 25, 2010, 02:03:25 PM
"More cheese Gromit?"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 25, 2010, 02:24:55 PM
that's my prettiest smile :(


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: HOLDorFOLD on October 25, 2010, 02:26:49 PM
The G Luton launches it's new 'Clairebear' Slot machine


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: the sicilian on October 25, 2010, 02:50:43 PM
Grin & Bare


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on October 25, 2010, 02:58:43 PM


Talk to my Face and not my Tits Please Tighty!!


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: the sicilian on October 25, 2010, 03:01:00 PM


Talk to my Face and not my Tits Please Tighty!!

lol say what we think


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Dingdell on October 25, 2010, 03:06:02 PM
Claws Bugs Bunny impression was going well until she realised she had stuffed the ears down her jumper......


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on October 25, 2010, 03:08:02 PM


Talk to my Face and not my Tits Please Tighty!!

lol say what we think



opppps did i write that i was only thinking it!!


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: ACE2M on October 25, 2010, 04:26:16 PM
yeah, its got its own gravitaional pull, i have to tense my face up to avoid frowning.


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: the sicilian on October 25, 2010, 04:29:00 PM
You've had a look now pay up or else !


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on October 25, 2010, 04:29:18 PM

botox FTW


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: sofa----king on October 26, 2010, 10:47:14 AM
Claw75 strikes a pose.....

Will try and find a prize of a blonde poker patch or two to the winner, to be chosen by the lady herself....

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KJLieIUxMJY/TMMBMA01pTI/AAAAAAAAmjI/8Ye-8iwqRiw/s512/IMG_6694.JPG)

what's real my teeth?
 Or my tits?


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on October 27, 2010, 05:24:15 PM


Bump!!


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Eso Kral on October 27, 2010, 05:47:21 PM
"No Tighty I am not not going to let Evilpie and JonMW out of my top they are keeping me warm"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on October 27, 2010, 05:53:37 PM
"No Tighty I am not not going to let Evilpie and JonMW out of my top they are keeping me warm"


sigh  if you win it now after i gave it a bump!!


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Eso Kral on October 27, 2010, 05:54:48 PM
"No Tighty I am not not going to let Evilpie and JonMW out of my top they are keeping me warm"


sigh  if you win it now after i gave it a bump!!
you can be my 10% saver


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Girgy85 on October 27, 2010, 06:47:08 PM
"Can u help me with my wipers please mr halfords man?"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 06:48:27 PM
"Can u help me with my wipers please mr halfords man?"

lolz


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 06:57:08 PM
shall i pick a winner then tighty?


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: TightEnd on October 27, 2010, 07:00:13 PM
shall i pick a winner then tighty?


go on then Spy Mod. Do it when no one is looking though


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on October 27, 2010, 07:01:16 PM
shall i pick a winner then tighty?


go on then Spy Mod. Do it when no one is looking though


looking at what??  i can't help but look!!


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 07:13:32 PM
ok then.  much as it pains me to say it, ship it to sicilidonk imo


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Chompy on October 27, 2010, 07:19:45 PM
If you give him enough poker patches he can stick them on the motaaaaah to cover up the scratches


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: celtic on October 27, 2010, 07:20:11 PM
Wheres that stunning pic you took of me the other night claire?


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 07:20:46 PM
Wheres that stunning pic you took of me the other night claire?

on my phone.  will upload in a bit if i can be arsed


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 08:36:39 PM
Wheres that stunning pic you took of me the other night claire?

next caption comp imo

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs007.snc4/33696_491307010637_613415637_7579645_6152077_n.jpg)


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: technolog on October 27, 2010, 08:45:43 PM
"When I said 'I fancy a bit of Fisher-Priceing', this is not really what I had in mind."


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: TightEnd on October 27, 2010, 08:47:39 PM
"Shh, I bought them from Currys"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 08:49:33 PM
"i have a picture of chompy on the right ear, and a picture of the Sicilian on the left ear"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: gatso on October 27, 2010, 08:52:01 PM
"When I said 'I fancy a bit of Fisher-Priceing', this is not really what I had in mind."

I don't understand this


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: technolog on October 27, 2010, 08:57:33 PM
"When I said 'I fancy a bit of Fisher-Priceing', this is not really what I had in mind."

I don't understand this

Fisher-Priceing - a colloquial term for the early, sexual fumblings of youngsters. I can see why you wouldn't think it applicable in this case.


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: AndrewT on October 27, 2010, 08:59:33 PM
After being drawn in the seat next to Tom Myland, Vinny goes to desperate measures and steals some headphones from a passing child.

"It was like taking Skullcandy from a baby", he said.


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 08:59:54 PM
"When I said 'I fancy a bit of Fisher-Priceing', this is not really what I had in mind."

I don't understand this

Fisher-Priceing - a colloquial term for the early, sexual fumblings of youngsters. I can see why you wouldn't think it applicable in this case.

i've never heard of it either - is it a northern thing?


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: nirvana on October 27, 2010, 09:10:31 PM
"Vinni always looked contented with his head between 2 big muffs"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: celtic on October 27, 2010, 09:14:27 PM
"Vinni always looked contented with his head between 2 big muffs"

Winner.

Two blonde patches to Nirvana. He can cover his bald spots with them.

Next picture.


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Chompy on October 27, 2010, 09:16:01 PM
Wheres that stunning pic you took of me the other night claire?

next caption comp imo

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs007.snc4/33696_491307010637_613415637_7579645_6152077_n.jpg)

"Life is like a box of kebabs"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: technolog on October 27, 2010, 09:30:55 PM
"When I said 'I fancy a bit of Fisher-Priceing', this is not really what I had in mind."

I don't understand this

Fisher-Priceing - a colloquial term for the early, sexual fumblings of youngsters. I can see why you wouldn't think it applicable in this case.

i've never heard of it either - is it a northern thing?

Wouldn't have thought so. It was a bloke from Reading who first mentioned it to me.


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 09:51:41 PM
"When I said 'I fancy a bit of Fisher-Priceing', this is not really what I had in mind."

I don't understand this

Fisher-Priceing - a colloquial term for the early, sexual fumblings of youngsters. I can see why you wouldn't think it applicable in this case.

i've never heard of it either - is it a northern thing?

Wouldn't have thought so. It was a bloke from Reading who first mentioned it to me.

was his name Paul Gadd?


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on October 27, 2010, 09:59:06 PM

Thinking to himself.  " wow this phil Hellmuth audio book is ace"


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: technolog on October 27, 2010, 10:09:24 PM
"When I said 'I fancy a bit of Fisher-Priceing', this is not really what I had in mind."

I don't understand this

Fisher-Priceing - a colloquial term for the early, sexual fumblings of youngsters. I can see why you wouldn't think it applicable in this case.

i've never heard of it either - is it a northern thing?

Wouldn't have thought so. It was a bloke from Reading who first mentioned it to me.

was his name Paul Gadd?

No but close. Paul Raven.

To be clear (and I'm not an authority on it :-) ), I believe it to be a term used in relation to consensual youngsters - no adult involvement.


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: the sicilian on October 27, 2010, 10:29:24 PM
ok then.  much as it pains me to say it, ship it to sicilidonk imo

Which one.. i posted two


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: the sicilian on October 27, 2010, 10:29:53 PM
Wheres that stunning pic you took of me the other night claire?

next caption comp imo

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs007.snc4/33696_491307010637_613415637_7579645_6152077_n.jpg)

Vincent takes the Autism test


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: Claw75 on October 27, 2010, 10:52:02 PM
ok then.  much as it pains me to say it, ship it to sicilidonk imo

Which one.. i posted two

the one that wasn't shit, obv


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: TightPaulFolds on October 28, 2010, 12:53:30 AM


Bump!!
+1...


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: bobAlike on October 29, 2010, 09:20:29 PM
Wheres that stunning pic you took of me the other night claire?

next caption comp imo

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs007.snc4/33696_491307010637_613415637_7579645_6152077_n.jpg)

Celtic tried his best to conceal his cum face as he listened to his new mp3 compilation 'One Hundred Sounds of the Kebab Shop'.


Title: Re: Caption Competition: Do your worst....
Post by: MANTIS01 on October 29, 2010, 09:29:17 PM
Is this the hardware that goes with those cans?