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Never a suicide - the one bottom left did it.

Don't think bottom left did it but he probably egged him on

I don't think any of them did it. They look too shell-shocked.

No Snoop..  There is deffinatley Foul play here

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO its HUMPTY

That's the worst yolk so far.

Scramble the ambulance service

He wont get smashed again at Xmas..

The dead one looks like a jumper I've seen somewhere - now, who's was it?

Grrrrrrr

cracking thread

Eggsactly.

lets hope nobody poaches it

All white, all white.

I wonder if he was on drugs...

I hear egstacey does terrrible things to ones mind..

yeah it can fry your mind and scramble your senses

Well, Humpty Dumpty was quite high when he fell.

 :D :D :D :D

Probly just Hatching a plan that backfired

"Alas poor Yorick"
Scene 5, Omlette by W. Shakespeare.

 :D

this might be my favourite thread ever!!!!

worst thing about being an egg?

the only chick that sits on your face is your mother  lol

raab

Kev your yolks just crack me up!

I'd make an egg joke, but you guys have used all ovum

OK red, thats en ouef from you

I cant see what you are all getting eggcited over?

This is a crackin' thread!!  :D

Leave it then, unless you want to cause a roe

How many eggs does a french man have for breakfast???




One as it is is always "un oeuf"


 :)up

How do monsters like their eggs?


Terri-fried!!

how do u make a scouse omelette?

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STEAL  6 eggs....

Eggs-cellent thread.

Alas, I'm late and all the best puns have been poached.

Was the deceased a crack addict?

What a thread.

You lot have really come out of your shells.

Perhaps he was pushed over the edge by a practical yolker?

Maybe he got depressed listening to a Coldplay albumen?

On a closer inspection of the scene of the crime I conclude that the egg on the right has had a HAND in this and has eaten the evidence.

We need to interview the suspects, don't take any egscuses.

I think it's time to lay this subject to rest.

Agree, they can always eggsume the body.

chicken!

It will all be over by fry-day

This is eggsactly the type of thread i find eggshilarating, no eggspense spared in this eggstaveganza of witt  ;marks;

Suicide?...smells a bit rotten to me...but the police will crack the case and it will all be over...easy!

So let's look on the sunny side.

Should you not be getting on with the 2nd part of the hand of the week instead of crackin oefal jokes? :)

This is all getting a bit tired now .....

Should'nt someone shell out for a funeral?

Don't worry, this will probably be the last ovum.

Yokels, always killing their own...

2nd part is in the incubation stage but should be hatched later....

If this egg crime is murder I think it was Miss White....salmonella poisoning....in the barn.

But then again it could be anything...there's such a free range of possibilities.

They should call in the Frying Squad, they'd have this case over easy.

;tightend;

Great thread fellas.

I think you'll find it was assault and battery.

What an eggsraordinary turn of events. Glad to see someone is thinking outside of the eggbox!

Nice post 'Shelle.

I have a dozen more

Nice one Hen!

Apparently it was a builders dispute... There were some harsh words over a...wait for it...eggs-tension   ;boltpp;

this is getting out of hand, surely the mods should issue an eggs ban edict

;applause; ;applause; ;tightend;

We have a winner folks, cannae beat that yin!!!!

It could have been an accident I suppose...probably drank too much scotch. Surprised his friends cracked under the pressure though....they could have meringue an ambulance. It would have arrived in 3 minutes, whisked him away and saved his bacon.

This thread is a GREAT eggscuse to go to work early... groan..

Posted by: happybhoy

Didn't he star as Face in that eggscellent 80's series THE CLASS-A TEAM.

Maybe it was an eggs-lover, who had gone into eggs-ile, eggs-acerbated by the eggs-aggerated eggs-amination of his eggs-pectations. He might have taken eggs-ception to his eggs-cellent eggs-pertise in the area?

:dontask:

What is your favourite Bruce Springstein Albumen ?

Bruce Springstein??? Can't see what he's got to do with this ... I mean he's no spring Chicken anymore...

Would it be Kinder to stop the thread here?

Albumen not a clue ?

Omelet you know something...would be easy over here to crack the case.  Eggercise yer brains and eggsamine the yolk.

Egg-sactly!!