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Title: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 10:32:32 PM I found an item on my desktop called 'Ideas to make donkey'
It was a small word file and it contained the following... Draw round the donkey stencil and colour how you want Do big picture for the wall of the map and colour = paint, paper etc Make a donkey any way you like The wife does some volunteer stuff with a kids group so obv it's got something to do with that. I'm in a mischevous mood though, and as she's cluttered up the desktop with it I think it's fair game to mess with it while she's in bed. Thought I'd add to the file with more ideas on how to make a donkey. ie, buy a donkey from the donkey shop and wait for it to fall asleep then draw around it with pen get a mummy donkey and a daddy donkey and get them good n drunk Anybody got any other ideas? Help me annoy the missus plz. Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: Cf on November 05, 2010, 10:35:25 PM Invite greekstein to give a talk
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 10:37:16 PM deadline is 1am when I go to bed, will include all I can
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 10:38:42 PM Get some donkey balloons and blow into them really hard
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 10:40:09 PM Get a big rectangular block of ice and chisel away everything that doesn't look like a donkey
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 10:45:50 PM Put some goofy teeth on a horse
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: Claw75 on November 05, 2010, 10:59:59 PM draw a picture of don quixote, empty handed, having just had a carrot stolen from him by a rabbit. my brain is working funny tonight.
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: TightEnd on November 05, 2010, 11:01:58 PM Pin the tail on Girgy.
Job done. Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:04:37 PM tyty all so far.
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:05:10 PM Make a puppet, wish on a star that it becomes a real boy, pack his wooden ass off to Pleasure Island.
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:07:30 PM draw a picture of don quixote, empty handed, having just had a carrot stolen from him by a rabbit. my brain is working funny tonight. Pretty sure I don't understand this one but it's going in anyway. Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: Claw75 on November 05, 2010, 11:09:47 PM draw a picture of don quixote, empty handed, having just had a carrot stolen from him by a rabbit. my brain is working funny tonight. Pretty sure I don't understand this one but it's going in anyway. it's pretty wank, but stick it in as a filler i reckon. i'll try to come up with some less surreal ones. Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: ACE2M on November 05, 2010, 11:10:37 PM Get chuck norris to squeeze a horse from both ends
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:12:06 PM Give steroids to a hamster
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:17:40 PM Covet your neighbour's one. See if he'll swap it for your Ox.
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:42:06 PM For Claire.
Take away the commission based portion of Don Quixote's salary. Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:48:58 PM Buy a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle of a donkey and begin by looking for the corner pieces. Use the picture on the box if you get stuck later.
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:50:53 PM I'm not multi-tasking btw, the TV isn't on, this is all I've been working on for the past 1 hour and 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: AndrewT on November 05, 2010, 11:50:59 PM Press a mafia godfather's Yale into a piece of plasticine.
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 05, 2010, 11:54:48 PM Do a dot-to-dot puzzle of a rabbit and ignore numbers 26 through 41.
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: RED-DOG on November 06, 2010, 08:26:38 AM Pin the tail on Girgy. Job done. Too good Rich. LMAO here. Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: tigscoco on November 06, 2010, 07:32:15 PM BUSTED!
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: Laxie on November 06, 2010, 07:43:11 PM uhoh batman! rotflmfao
Title: Re: Ideas to make donkey Post by: thetank on November 07, 2010, 01:29:22 AM The Girgy one must've given t'game away. She's a big Girgy fan is the wife.
Edit - She's really not, she's just cleverer than me |