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I thought the idea of the new secret spy mods was a pretty good one at first but a recent incident has changed my mind on that. 5 minutes ago one of them sent me a pm which contained a rude word. this imo is pretty irresponsible as my password is pretty easy to guess so it's conceivable that a 5 year old could hack my a/c and read that message. corrupting youth was, I'm sure, not the idea when the spy mod team was created but the power has clearly got to them and something has to be done

to this end I have decided to form a team of ninja mods who will take out the spy mods using cunning, guile, stealth and home made throwing stars

if you want to join the team please don't apply here cos we need to be secret. send me a pm, I'll change my password to prevent hacking and protect your anonymity

for obvious reasons applications can only come from those with 10 or more posts though if you've not reached that milestone and are desperate to join you can get a friend to apply for you

I'll be keeping a list of members on this thread but it'll be in the same colour as the background so no-one can see

i hope you're not talking about me Mr Gatso.  I said 'fk' not 'fuck'.  so there.

like a 5 year old has the reading skills to distinguish between the fuck and fk

it could be short for loads of stuff.  i'll decide what i meant it to be short for in this instance shortly.  in the meantime i might just ban you.

Good luck with that.  She's just gone to bed.  Hafta hang tight on her definition til morning.  Slacker imo.  Rubbish stealth mod too.  Using foul language and all.  You've yer work cut out for ya training that one in.  May the force be with you.

On behalf of all parents of young children on Blonde I must thank you for you responsible actions.

This morning my daughter woke me with the words.

"Daddy Daddy, its snowing! Oh and Gatso's changed his password WTF's going on?"

yeah i couldn't think of a convincing enough lie.  I admit it, I used the F word to gatso in a pm.  He asked for it though, and I think it's important for spy mods to assert our authoritah using strong language if necessary.  I'll put the general issue of appropriate language to be used when dealing with difficult forum members on the agenda for the next spy mod meeting, which is being held in a secret location shortly.  Hope the spy mod tea boy remembers to bring some nice biscuits.

ok, I have 3 applications which I shall consider over the weekend. I'll also be training up 2 others without their knowledge, they will have their brains rewired so they're immediately ready for action when I utter the secret word. it's gonna be like superted with blowpipes

will you accept applications from potential defectors?  I'm thinking of leaving the spy mods coz the tea boy just said he's only bringing bourbons to the next meeting, but I know for a fact that Tighty allocated enough in the biscuit budget for at least chocolate hob nobs.

Will the ninja mods be getting proper training like what that bloke Remo got in that film?

that would involve faking your death. yeah, why not, sounds cool

obv if you defect you'll need to bring a list of names as you're the only spy mod I know so without the list your defection would make the whole operation pointless

I can't bring you a list, I signed a contract saying I'll never tell, and the punishment is pretty severe - an hour locked in a room listening to china mug's jokes.

of course I'll bring you a list - what details do you need

If I promise not to divulge the information above, can I join too?  Yer better off allowing it really.  Otherwise I'm telling Ironside what ye said about him.  Was shocking and is punishable by hours of his voice singing in a loop if word gets out but I'll keep zipped if ya let me in.  Oh, and I wanna wear a cape.  Those ninja outfits are soooo last year and too binding if truth be told.  


Added bonus - I don't like biscuits so won't cost much to keep me.

you have to bring your own cape

You sure I can be trusted to bring me own?  Ya know what I'm like with glitter glue.

I quite like these uniforms.  cape could be added no problem.  Invisibility cloak preferable to a cape though - think you can buy them somewhere near charing x road.

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although I have to say, I'm not sure that someone who doesn't like biscuits can be trusted.

I prefer cake which makes me the ultimate secret keeper.  

When do I get the top secret password to the bat cave?

PS  Yer taste in biscuits is as bad as yer....oh nvm. 

not much on tv today i take it? ;D

If we told ya what was on, we'd have to kill ya.  It's all top secret stuff 'round here ya know.

No  time for tv, there's ninja shit needs doing

Anyone got a plaster?

haha wp :)

bump for RHM and I'm still waiting on a fecking plaster too master gats.

lol. Read and duly grinned

check the pocket in yer new cape

Ahhhhhhhhhh, yer as gooooooooood.  ty ty

Now then.  Can we discuss the whole timber vs metal thing?  It's been a tough week in ninja land.

timber vs metal for skewers? thought I'd made it clear. ever since tank put that fork through his finger I can't trust any of you with metal

i can nearly do a 2 ply now

I can do 3 ply, Andrex being the best, with that puppy in the advert

OK I am going, this thread is not for mods

i defected from the spy mods.  no reason you can't defect from the real mods imo.  tell them you're still on board with them though, obv.  and don't worry, ninja admin has made this thread invisible to all other proper modz.

So I can be a double agent and thus get double biscuit rations, one from each camp. Sounds attractive. Watch out for wikileakyblonde.org