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Title: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 06, 2010, 07:48:50 PM Girl - friend (fit - been there) "Hey want to do something really random for xmas presents"?
Me - (I never ever buy girls presents for xmas unless they are my gf as just cba. "meh like what"? lots of exchanges of ideas mainly from her then she brings out Girl - "Blind date" Me "wut" Girl - "You choose one of your mates for me, I choose one for you, we both sort out eachothers dates, but it got to be a big secret who the other person is and we cant let them know who they are meeting" Me - "hm" She persuades me and sais "I have the perfect person for you, she is reallllllly fit, and will def be into you" Me - "meh ok" Right question is should I stitch her and if so how badly. Also ideas about where to send them for comedy value. Money isn't really an option (meaning i'll spend £100+ ratehr than send them to the cinema or whatever bullshit she'll have organised for me. Before Claw75 comes ITT berating, be nice :) Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: TightEnd on December 06, 2010, 07:50:22 PM here we go again. The last pleno gf thread was a good un, I seem to recall....
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 06, 2010, 07:53:15 PM no naked pics this time round :(
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: gatso on December 06, 2010, 07:55:57 PM Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Laxie on December 06, 2010, 08:01:04 PM Send them to one of those restaurants in the dark. The ones they have to show what it's like to be blind. Blind date at blind restaurant for a start. The Lads can hook you up with the rest of the torture.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 06, 2010, 08:05:07 PM hahahha that would be funny. But would want to send a proper gimp along to make it even funnier. She said she wanted somebody "hot and funny" but "funny being the more important"
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: AndrewT on December 06, 2010, 08:06:35 PM Set her up with a blind guy, then just say you misunderstood the concept.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: DaveShoelace on December 06, 2010, 08:06:57 PM set her up with Girgy
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Robert HM on December 06, 2010, 08:07:53 PM I think she is trying to tell you something, now I can't work out what.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Josedinho on December 06, 2010, 08:08:15 PM set her up with Girgy Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 06, 2010, 08:10:33 PM OMFG!!!!!!!!
Staking thread for Girgy? Hotel room + expenses? omg so fkn com. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: DaveShoelace on December 06, 2010, 08:11:07 PM I reckon she is probably setting you up with girgy too
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: sovietsong on December 06, 2010, 08:16:17 PM mis-read the OP - i thought your actual missus wanted to set you up with one of her mates!
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Robert HM on December 06, 2010, 08:20:00 PM same
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 06, 2010, 08:20:31 PM - Todd says
Swingers in the UK Find locals with a postcode search and arrange a secret meet-up. SexInTheUK.com/Swingers sent tht girl up with mate of urs send em to a swingers doubt you will find anything funnie Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 06, 2010, 08:21:11 PM rofl as if I'd let my gf go on a date with girgy with 2swingers, comedy.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: mondatoo on December 06, 2010, 08:22:19 PM Com
Obv you don't want to set her up with someone decent incase they're "better" than you ;whistle; Also ROFL at this thread already taking a similar path the previous one did. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 06, 2010, 08:26:34 PM I've asked Girgy, one time girgs
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: paulhouk03 on December 06, 2010, 08:26:51 PM girgy for the win
10% for the girgy fund Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 06, 2010, 08:31:04 PM girgy going to get laid wooooop wooooop!! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: doogan on December 06, 2010, 08:58:55 PM send the internetz policeman instead. He can regail her with storys of having a cry wank over the bird from the real hustle
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on December 06, 2010, 09:00:49 PM Would obv need pics before agreeing pm plz ;)
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: sovietsong on December 06, 2010, 09:08:31 PM Would obv need pics before agreeing pm plz ;) lol Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on December 06, 2010, 09:31:38 PM I might be her kind of geek like off of American pie!
"hi I'm the girginator, prepare for girgination!! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Ironside on December 06, 2010, 09:44:05 PM why not do something nice and set her up with a nice guy that she might like
novel i know but its the way i roll Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: sovietsong on December 06, 2010, 09:45:16 PM agree with Ironside which is a sad day really.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on December 06, 2010, 10:22:11 PM Why what's with me like? You saying I'm not a nice guy? You saying she might not be into me?
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: The Camel on December 06, 2010, 10:28:44 PM Why what's with me like? You saying I'm not a nice guy? You saying she might not be into me? Don't be staring at her breasts all night. Not all women like it when blokes do that. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: GreekStein on December 06, 2010, 10:33:46 PM Set her up with Dubai and see if she ever remembers you existed.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: titaniumbean on December 06, 2010, 10:39:16 PM send the internetz policeman instead. He can regail her with storys of having a cry wank over the bird from the real hustle and what's so wrong with that?!!? ;grr; Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 06, 2010, 10:44:17 PM I might be her kind of geek like off of American pie! "hi I'm the girginator, prepare for girgination!! needs farrrrrrrrrrrrrr more love! will send pm! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 02:42:48 AM I might be her kind of geek like off of American pie! "hi I'm the girginator, prepare for girgination!! needs farrrrrrrrrrrrrr more love! will send pm! just give us all her name we can all facebook her Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on December 07, 2010, 06:06:46 AM I might be her kind of geek like off of American pie! "hi I'm the girginator, prepare for girgination!! needs farrrrrrrrrrrrrr more love! will send pm! just give girgy her name he can facebook her Fyp Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Horneris on December 07, 2010, 06:32:29 AM Pleno rendered useless without pics
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Horneris on December 07, 2010, 06:33:11 AM set her up with Girgy hahahahaha was just about to type this Great minds Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: ChipRich on December 07, 2010, 06:35:47 AM Is it the same bird you sent a pic to me of Pleno?
If so Girgy, you should be IN! To quote: rich says: *u remem that pic pleno sent me b4 *of some bird he was gna get with *or w/e Brent says: *i do, was one of the highlights of my year in 09 Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: SuuPRlim on December 07, 2010, 06:53:32 AM Il go.
seriously im not fussy Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Claw75 on December 07, 2010, 07:22:23 AM stitch her up imo. Otherwise you're gonna be doubly gutted when I turn up for our date :)
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: DaveShoelace on December 07, 2010, 07:40:13 AM Can you apologise to your mate for me Pleno, I only said it as a joke.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on December 07, 2010, 08:49:03 AM Can you apologise to your mate for me Pleno, I only said it as a joke. You can be the best man mate!! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: buzzharvey22 on December 07, 2010, 08:54:22 AM epic thread lol
would be willing to do it if date was nando's and i had £100 liscense Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: action man on December 07, 2010, 09:04:41 AM Set her up with Dubai and see if she ever remembers you existed. needs much more <3 Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: action man on December 07, 2010, 09:05:09 AM and in for 10% of girgy fund
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 09:25:12 AM Not the same girl I sent previosuly. This one works in clubs as a hostess. Basically gets paid to wear not much and dance/get drunk. She is only 18/19 though, so Girgy isn't allowed to do any long term damage.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: AndrewT on December 07, 2010, 09:36:04 AM Not the same girl I sent previosuly. This one works in clubs as a hostess. Basically gets paid to wear not much and dance/get drunk. She is only 18/19 though, so Girgy isn't allowed to do any long term damage. You make Girgy sound like he's Dion Dublin. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: paulhouk03 on December 07, 2010, 12:20:19 PM What's dion dublin done?
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Karabiner on December 07, 2010, 12:21:53 PM Not the same girl I sent previosuly. This one works in clubs as a hostess. Basically gets paid to wear not much and dance/get drunk. She is only 18/19 though, so Girgy isn't allowed to do any long term damage. Just as long as he doesn't sit on her.. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: GreekStein on December 07, 2010, 12:27:48 PM What's dion dublin done? lol. Think of a baby's arm mate. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 12:30:12 PM What's dion dublin done? Think of a baby's arm mate. rofl Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: outragous76 on December 07, 2010, 01:54:54 PM Tbf Girgy is funny and that's what she asked for!
Lil Dave would be charming We should set up a poll thread with genuine blonde candidates and let the thread decide! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: GreekStein on December 07, 2010, 01:59:37 PM throw amatay's name in the hat because he'd definitely rump her and do a wicked blog about it.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 02:02:15 PM She'd prob like Liiiiiiiildave but she'll def have a good time with Girgy too as he's really funny.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: SuuPRlim on December 07, 2010, 02:08:04 PM Tbf Girgy is funny and that's what she asked for! Lil Dave would be charming We should set up a poll thread with genuine blonde candidates and let the thread decide! My line. Snap asses how much wine she needs before she becomes care free and wreck less, order that amount of wine +10%, spend an evening persuading her I'm charming whilst at the same time reassuring her I am actually over 16 and then BAM. Girgy prolly has a different approach Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: gatso on December 07, 2010, 02:08:48 PM throw amatay's name in the hat because he'd definitely rump her and do a wicked blog about it. but then he'd cook her breakfast after. no need to put the girl through that Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 02:09:30 PM Remember boys she is my friend. This started as a wind up for my mate and how we have Girgy and his "dion dublin" doing long term damage! Go on a date and have fun with a fit bird innit.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: SuuPRlim on December 07, 2010, 02:10:37 PM fwiw your gonna get someone horrible because women have terrible choice in women generally
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 02:16:33 PM Move over Girgy if she is a little hottie I'm in the draw, a night at the dogs can be the date have a few drinks fun and lose some money wiiiiiiii
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 02:23:42 PM fwiw your gonna get someone horrible because women have terrible choice in women generally Nah she pretty spot on for things like this. Imagine if I get a ridic bird, goes well and then "*****" is traumatised for life after Girgy has given her a good "seeing to" gg my chances of a second date with friend. [ ] arsed Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Josedinho on December 07, 2010, 02:25:35 PM throw amatay's name in the hat because he'd definitely rump her and do a wicked blog about it. but then he'd cook her breakfast after. no need to put the girl through that Another great idea. Date with Girgy with Amatay as chef please. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Eso Kral on December 07, 2010, 02:33:01 PM Why what's with me like? You saying I'm not a nice guy? You saying she might not be into me? Don't be staring at her breasts all night. Not all women like it when blokes do that. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Eso Kral on December 07, 2010, 02:35:47 PM Oh and definately in for 10% of the £100 in the "girgy to lose virginity fund"
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on December 07, 2010, 03:07:21 PM Oh and definately in for 10% of the £100 in the "girgy to lose virginity fund" Only £100?? WTF asking for £250 min!! Got a rate date planned!! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 03:08:10 PM Oh and definately in for 10% of the £100 in the "girgy to lose virginity fund" Only £100?? WTF asking for £250 min!! Got a rate date planned!! Details of "rate date" def 10% too! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Eso Kral on December 07, 2010, 03:14:50 PM Oh and definately in for 10% of the £100 in the "girgy to lose virginity fund" Only £100?? WTF asking for £250 min!! Got a rate date planned!! Details of "rate date" def 10% too! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: TheChipPrince on December 07, 2010, 03:16:23 PM Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: buzzharvey22 on December 07, 2010, 03:24:14 PM "girgy gives her a good seeing to" epic lol
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on December 07, 2010, 03:56:55 PM Still awaiting pics or a fb link peeleno!!
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 04:17:21 PM i'll email someone 5 pics to put on here as I have no diea how to do. Any volunteers? Will send to hotmail or wte.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 04:19:50 PM i'll email someone 5 pics to put on here as I have no diea how to do. Any volunteers? Will send to hotmail or wte. im home Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: ForthThistle on December 07, 2010, 04:23:21 PM This will be epic...... For Girgy.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 04:23:55 PM sent 4 pics. All with clothes on, ul Rich/Brent
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Matt.NFFC. on December 07, 2010, 04:26:24 PM Waiting in anticipation
;popcorn; Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 04:32:49 PM When she rings you up the day after Girgys date tell her you will make up for it and give her my number!! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: SuuPRlim on December 07, 2010, 04:34:36 PM less of a blind date now imo
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Eso Kral on December 07, 2010, 04:35:01 PM When she rings you up the day after Girgys date tell her you will make up for it and give her my number!! She is wasted on Girgy i'm not sure he will know how to handle that Amazing Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 04:35:25 PM 3/4 are newer pics ldo
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 04:39:41 PM Girgy you will fuck it up if you tell her you are a taxi driver for a living make something up like "You Tests ejector seat for a living" Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Matt.NFFC. on December 07, 2010, 04:40:09 PM Far too thin...
Fail! Soz lads Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 04:43:57 PM Far too thin... Fail! Soz lads Don't worry mate just had a look at her facebook and she has a few mates for you Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: sovietsong on December 07, 2010, 04:44:22 PM lol love these threads.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: outragous76 on December 07, 2010, 04:56:43 PM Great thread
She is a honey Def not too thin Someone plz get involved here you are missing a good opportunity! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 04:58:03 PM Genuinely a really nice girl too. Not doing it for her to be pychologically ruined for the next few years I;m sure she'd have a great laugh with the Girg.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 04:58:26 PM would obv love Lillllllledave and his wine too.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 05:00:36 PM Genuinely a really nice girl too. Not doing it for her to be pychologically ruined for the next few years I;m sure she'd have a great laugh with the Fyp Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: outragous76 on December 07, 2010, 05:05:39 PM Genuinely a really nice girl too. Not doing it for her to be pychologically ruined for the next few years I;m sure she'd have a great laugh with the Fyp CHRIS I thought you had a lady? I think chris would be a good tie up here too, as he is into events etc, and this girl obv does club promotion. Instant thing in common and maybe useful future contact? Think it depends on what the girl wants from the date? Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Matt.NFFC. on December 07, 2010, 05:06:01 PM Lol, was waiting for the pics from the other end of the spectrum.......somewhere in between will do, but having said that......................
I'll take the big mac! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 05:08:21 PM Genuinely a really nice girl too. Not doing it for her to be pychologically ruined for the next few years I;m sure she'd have a great laugh with the Fyp CHRIS I thought you had a lady? I think chris would be a good tie up here too, as he is into events etc, and this girl obv does club promotion. Instant thing in common and maybe useful future contact? Think it depends on what the girl wants from the date? Broke up a few months ago now, Yea events manager so into all the Promo Things too, But i will let girgy go 1st and mop up after him Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: GreekStein on December 07, 2010, 05:12:43 PM Far too thin... Fail! Soz lads Post fail imo. She's hot Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 07, 2010, 05:23:01 PM Far too thin... Fail! Soz lads Post fail imo. She's hot The girl in your pic is hot who is she?? Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 05:23:49 PM Tila Tequila?
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Dubai on December 07, 2010, 05:24:50 PM 6/10
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 05:28:18 PM Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Dubai on December 07, 2010, 05:31:44 PM Is there a minimum?
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: GreekStein on December 07, 2010, 05:41:00 PM nah just a random bird from a club
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 05:42:44 PM Is there a minimum? rofl in the past id say no but after some bad experiences id most definitely say yes Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: SirPerceval on December 07, 2010, 06:08:04 PM Can you fix her up with my wife please ;D
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Laxie on December 07, 2010, 06:12:16 PM Can you fix her up with my wife please ;D rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on December 07, 2010, 06:22:18 PM Can you fix her up with my wife please ;D POTT Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: doogan on December 07, 2010, 11:18:51 PM phatomch says he'll take her out on one of his messed up nights out but cant promise to bring much home
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: SuuPRlim on December 08, 2010, 12:07:43 AM 6/10 Is there a minimum? anyone that makes it past 1/10 on the Dubai scale is good enough for me Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: DMorgan on December 08, 2010, 12:43:22 AM Girl - friend (fit - been there) This swings it to a definite stitch up opportunity. Find your most inexperienced mate, send them to a striptease/burlesque show Hilarious story guaranteed Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: SuuPRlim on December 08, 2010, 02:19:14 AM She'd definitely get the beans.
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: jonlundy on December 08, 2010, 02:51:15 AM hahaha pads this is epic!
whoever you send i hope shes DTF. let the good times rollllllllll Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: david3103 on December 08, 2010, 10:03:27 AM YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgRsDPnx1Hk
jus' sayin' Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 08, 2010, 10:07:34 AM My new friend!! YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF_NHiKYOPw Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on December 08, 2010, 10:09:34 AM My new friend!! YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF_NHiKYOPw Lolz Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Eso Kral on December 11, 2010, 02:14:04 PM Any news?
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: The Camel on January 12, 2011, 11:32:21 PM Update?
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on January 12, 2011, 11:39:45 PM Update? Pads is now ballaing it up in Gib and im dateless!! Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: LeedsRhodesy on January 12, 2011, 11:50:55 PM http://www.livingtv.co.uk/shows/dating-in-the-dark-applications.php
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: mouth on January 12, 2011, 11:53:42 PM Can't have gone well. He's chattin me up on FB chat.
Must be desperate :( Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: pleno1 on January 12, 2011, 11:57:07 PM Bro, you can go whenever you want! I've asked you loads, one time do it!
Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: celtic on January 13, 2011, 12:16:56 AM Can't have gone well. He's chattin me up on FB chat. Must be desperate :( Me too :dontask: Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Cf on January 13, 2011, 12:23:51 AM Just re-read OP.
Answers of how it went needed. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Girgy85 on January 13, 2011, 12:50:34 AM Can't have gone well. He's chattin me up on FB chat. Must be desperate :( Me too :dontask: Sigh Vinny your lines suck man! We scared her off :( Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Claw75 on January 13, 2011, 12:54:20 AM Can't have gone well. He's chattin me up on FB chat. Must be desperate :( Me too :dontask: Sigh Vinny your lines suck man! We scared her off :( what was his best one? Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: mouth on January 13, 2011, 02:04:35 AM Can't have gone well. He's chattin me up on FB chat. Must be desperate :( Me too :dontask: Sigh Vinny your lines suck man! We scared her off :( what was his best one? erm... "age is but a number.." :) Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Laxie on January 13, 2011, 02:09:17 AM Can't have gone well. He's chattin me up on FB chat. Must be desperate :( Me too :dontask: Sigh Vinny your lines suck man! We scared her off :( what was his best one? erm... "age is but a number.." :) God love him...he gave it an ol' go. Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: mouth on January 13, 2011, 11:28:13 AM Can't have gone well. He's chattin me up on FB chat. Must be desperate :( Me too :dontask: Sigh Vinny your lines suck man! We scared her off :( what was his best one? erm... "age is but a number.." :) God love him...he gave it an ol' go. Less of the "ol" ya cheeky young witch! Apparently age is just a number... Title: Re: Blind date dilemma Post by: Laxie on January 13, 2011, 11:37:22 AM Can't have gone well. He's chattin me up on FB chat. Must be desperate :( Me too :dontask: Sigh Vinny your lines suck man! We scared her off :( what was his best one? erm... "age is but a number.." :) God love him...he gave it an ol' go. Less of the "ol" ya cheeky young witch! Apparently age is just a number... Count yer blessings while yer totting up those other numbers if you managed to swerve it rotflmfao |