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So we're sold out - the famous 5 are:

Clawbird                                           1 % -  Paiiiiiid
Clearly clever Titanium Bean                2 % -  £25.00
6 dinners                                          1%  -  £12.50
Turny the slayer                                1%  -  £12.50
Bracelet winner Royal Flush                15%  - £187.50

Thanks all, should be fun

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I am an awesome poker player, especially satellites, and so managed to collect my rightful seat at this weeks Monte Carlo event starting on Friday.

I drink a lot when I play and due to some terrible problems last year (my car being snowbound wrecked my day 2 stack) I expect to stay up in Nottingham throughout, until I hit the final table.

So, I'm looking to share some of my good fortune by making 20% available to the blonde community and in turn I'll use that money for alcohol, food & hotels in Nottingham - basically, I get to freeroll the whole event so that's great.

My main achievements in poker

a) Won an online mmm mob v 1808 gang tourney on the old Tribeca in around 2002/3. The mmm mob was an eclectic mix of accountants, business owners, pilots, writers and Jacko that pwned the tribeca stage for about 13 days back in the day.

b) In April I got by far the best end of the deal in a chop at the £300 deepstack

c) I won a tournament at Luton once

d) At last months deepstack I pwned big bad Ade in a heads up trash talking contest to the extent that he put his headphones on

Based on all these key factors I have decided to sell at a small premium - 1%=£12.50

1% has already gone in exchange for a Lamb Rogon so 19% left.

Hopefully this will be sold out by Wednesday and so I'll file my Monte match report on the eve of the event, next Thursday.

Cheers

pics or it didn't happen

LOLZ, will consider swapping 1%

Snapping up 1%, just so one day, maybe at a dinner party or summit, i can say... I staked Glenn Henderson you know. It will wow them.

Booked, 18% left and I'm at a family do later so fully expect another 2% to go

Also, to put current stakers minds at rest, I will play this even if I only sell 4%

LOLZ at you going to a dinner party. Is it you and six dinners?

Due to the amount of epic win in bold especially D, I would like to purchase 2% of this excellent venture please.

FTP/stars or bank transfer are easy for me, PM how you'd like it.

Ta.

+1 glenn i; take 1% let me know how u want it

1808 gang tourney on the old Tribeca in around 2002/3.

I was in the 1808 gang

Rest

Cheers James x

How did this go?

I don't seem to have received any funds from you? Should i assume the worst?

We've deffo been grimmed mate. Pretty sick.

Has anyone phoned the police yet?!

FBI prob better as he is currently on a plane to vegas i have been reliably informed.

give 'em a buzz - they might not let him back out

if you time it right so he's in the middle of customs they might not let him in but also not let him out and he'll have to live in the airport like tom hanks

that would be pretty awesome, as long as they let him keep his lappy so he can do a diary and shit

and so long as we can get paid back. if not ima phone da polices yo

if everyone else is getting away with not paying i want my curry back imo