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Title: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:01:32 PM
Some funny stuff here, we have all heard it before.......

I'm not taking credit for these, various posters at 2+2 came up with these (internet vs live thread in full ring forum)

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more to follow


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:04:55 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:07:44 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:09:45 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:11:25 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:14:29 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:19:44 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:21:53 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:24:02 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: SuperJez on December 13, 2010, 07:27:18 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: gatso on December 13, 2010, 07:28:10 PM
I don't get it


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: NigDawG on December 13, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
Should probs be moved to the internet poker board gonna upset some live players if left here


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: titaniumbean on December 13, 2010, 07:41:41 PM
I love these threads on 2+2. The ones discussing what people say went on for so long and gave me so many long lols rotflmfao

Live is so brilliant.


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: gatso on December 13, 2010, 08:12:31 PM
I love these threads on 2+2.

normally I agree but these just don't seem to be funny. maybe I'm missing the point of the animals, not sure


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: matt674 on December 13, 2010, 08:23:37 PM
I've just gone blind while 9 millions colours flashed before my eyes while the thread loaded on my screen - now i cant read any of them!


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: titaniumbean on December 13, 2010, 08:33:33 PM
I love these threads on 2+2.

normally I agree but these just don't seem to be funny. maybe I'm missing the point of the animals, not sure

It's a whole load of classic internet pictures that have made themselves into tonnes of memes.

it's more just the fact you've heard what is written on them hundreds of times from morans everywhere.


Put you on AK obv......


'or I knew you had that' ....

so why did you call?

rotflmfao


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: Woodsey on December 13, 2010, 08:54:14 PM
Very good indeed. Live players including ones that have been around a while don't half talk some bollocks sometimes..........


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: RED-DOG on December 13, 2010, 09:00:29 PM
I love these threads on 2+2.

normally I agree but these just don't seem to be funny. maybe I'm missing the point of the animals, not sure

It's a whole load of classic internet pictures that have made themselves into tonnes of memes.

it's more just the fact you've heard what is written on them hundreds of times from morans everywhere.


Put you on AK obv......


'or I knew you had that' ....

so why did you call?

rotflmfao

Gotta watch out for those morans....


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: titaniumbean on December 13, 2010, 09:05:20 PM
Yup it must be spelt with the A! Love the way it's pronounced like that, awesomeo!


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: pokerfan on December 13, 2010, 09:12:34 PM
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Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: titaniumbean on December 13, 2010, 09:27:46 PM
(http://shii.org/mediawiki/images/1/1e/Boeing54kueuvg.jpg)
;sexybanana; ;tightend;


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: gribbo on December 13, 2010, 10:54:52 PM
hahaah so good


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: tikay on December 13, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
Very good indeed. Live players including ones that have been around a while don't half talk some bollocks sometimes..........

Too right.

I'd love to see the Internet Player version.

Live players start with a disadvantage, of course - they can't blame the 'Stars or Laddies river, (logical, much?), abuse their oppo from behind a keyboard, or say the ultimate IQ reveal -"Die Lederer".

So unfair.


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: thetank on December 13, 2010, 11:49:24 PM
I like them.


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: mondatoo on December 13, 2010, 11:52:28 PM
Very good indeed. Live players including ones that have been around a while don't half talk some bollocks sometimes..........

Too right.

I'd love to see the Internet Player version.

Live players start with a disadvantage, of course - they can't blame the 'Stars or Laddies river, (logical, much?), abuse their oppo from behind a keyboard, or say the ultimate IQ reveal -"Die Lederer".

So unfair.

Live players don't no it's rigged ?


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: AlexMartin on December 14, 2010, 12:16:08 AM
i love the granny balancing.


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: Royal Flush on December 14, 2010, 05:17:54 AM
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Only funny thing in the whole thread, those adds are so good


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: DungBeetle on December 14, 2010, 09:48:01 AM
I've laughed more during an episode of Crimewatch.


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: gatso on December 14, 2010, 11:14:58 AM
I've laughed more during an episode of Crimewatch.

my friend was on crimewatch once, he played a criminal in a reconstruction and they actually dressed him in a stripy jumper just like a real burglar


Title: Re: Dumb things you see/hear @ live poker games
Post by: DungBeetle on December 14, 2010, 12:04:05 PM
I've laughed more during an episode of Crimewatch.

my friend was on crimewatch once, he played a criminal in a reconstruction and they actually dressed him in a stripy jumper just like a real burglar

Haha - that's a genius claim to fame  :)