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Title: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 05, 2011, 05:09:22 PM
Yep well and truly on the bandwagon although will probably update once every blonde bash


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: titaniumbean on January 05, 2011, 05:10:59 PM
Needs more smileys imo



 ;nanana; ;sark; ;nemesis; ;tk;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: GreekStein on January 05, 2011, 05:11:34 PM
Do you ever plan on playing online again?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 05, 2011, 05:20:19 PM
Do you ever plan on playing online again?

Tonight my friend. I was working till 10 last night.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: pleno1 on January 05, 2011, 05:30:11 PM
Hi George

Where/what/why do you work? If you didn't have a family do you think you would be more aggresive with your money/try and take poker alot more seriously?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 05, 2011, 07:34:17 PM
OK so this diary is 3 fold:

1) To have something to look back on when I reach Tikay's age

2) To keep in mind goals for the year- poker and non poker related (I haven't finalised these yet but will be putting them up)

3) To put up tourney reports- I'm usually good at these- WSOP ME event aside.

It's fair to say 2010 has not been my greatest year- I've lost a lot of poker roll taking too many big shots trying to "make it". The whole Blatch saga ruined what was supposed to be a trip of a lifetime to Vegas and my eldest two became teenagers. Sigh!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 05, 2011, 07:38:12 PM
Hi George

Where/what/why do you work? If you didn't have a family do you think you would be more aggresive with your money/try and take poker alot more seriously?

Hi mate,

I currently work for a call centre out sourcer. We provide call centre solutions for firms mainly in the public sector. Currently we run the telephony channel for Next Step- a careers advice service for over 19's.

I am in middle management and tbh don't enjoy it as much as I used to. Poker has always been my way out but it's tough because of the family. Shelley doesn't work which I'm really pleased about. Poker has always supplemented by income.

I have always taken my poker seriously- I am so keen to learn. My biggest problem is levelling myself and trying to win every pot. I'm under no illlusion- I'm not as good as some but much better than others. When people call be terrible it doesn't bother me. Some of the best are potless cos they don't understand the value of money and I spose it's tough to understand that when your 18 and winning the world. (end Tikay stlyle rant)

Anyway hope that answers your question!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: the rage on January 06, 2011, 08:44:43 AM
Good Luck with the diary George, and very well played on your recent visit to Stoke.
 Do you have any tips / advice that you are prepared to share, for someone like myself who is trying to improve as a live tournament player?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: GreekStein on January 06, 2011, 09:28:11 AM
Do you ever plan on playing online again?

Tonight my friend. I was working till 10 last night.

Did you play online poker last night George?

If so, how did you do?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: BAM on January 06, 2011, 10:14:49 AM
Are you still reeling/tilting/chuckling from only managing a lowly 3rd place in the APAT European Championship, if so please can I be on your table this Saturday?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 06, 2011, 03:52:51 PM
Good Luck with the diary George, and very well played on your recent visit to Stoke.
 Do you have any tips / advice that you are prepared to share, for someone like myself who is trying to improve as a live tournament player?

Thx mate was good to meet you.

Live pokers- get a read on each player and play accordingly. Live players will tend to play face up. Don't pay off too many river bets- they always have it


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 06, 2011, 04:11:26 PM
Are you still reeling/tilting/chuckling from only managing a lowly 3rd place in the APAT European Championship, if so please can I be on your table this Saturday?

None of the above obv wanted to win tho.

If I wasnt going to win it there was only one man that I would want to take the title- but I run so bad that you beat darren heads up.

Oh and cant make it Sat so you will have to miscount someone elses stack xx


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Rod on January 06, 2011, 05:00:28 PM
Will be reading this with interest and also be looking out for any tournament advice George might want to share.

Are you going to update this one more than your APAT one then :-)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 06, 2011, 05:23:11 PM
Will be reading this with interest and also be looking out for any tournament advice George might want to share.

Are you going to update this one more than your APAT one then :-)

Gonna try!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 06, 2011, 05:29:02 PM
OK so basically I all but bust my poker roll. Its important for me to keep things seperate- a lot of my wins are swallowed by day to day expenses but Id managed to put some money aside for my poker roll.

I think Ive learnt a really important lesson about bankroll management and I think you can only really truly learn this lesson going through what Ive gone through recently. The occasional shot is fine but variance mixed with some pretty shit play during the back end of 2010 has been my downfall.

It was just too easy to dip into my roll and stick a shed load online and play Sundays when I wasnt really in the mood for playing or playing particularly well. Id always prided myself on keeping up with the game, reading, learning keeping one step ahead but I had got lazy.

ATM I am grinding the 26 manners online for none other than Costas. Hes really helped me out and is ridic understanding about backing me. I got off to a flyer but things have slowed down a little lately. I was putting in a ton of volume early but just lately have been playing live more.

Ive always been the type of person who will play online for 6 months and berate/hate live poker and not bother with it and then vice versa. Its obv not always easy to put in the time with a family but Im going to try and grind more online- its the only way to make money at this game unless you have perma run good- put the time in and grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrind


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 06, 2011, 05:31:30 PM
Not sure how many anecdotal (sp?) stories Im going to put up here. My life is pretty straightforward. I go work. I come home. I spend time with the family. I play poker. I dont seem to get my hand stuck in Maccie D windows or have people spoling for a fight with me (sorry Tighty)

My goals for 2010:

1) Keep family number 1

2)Rebuild my roll

3) Win another live tourney and get some flags (APAT/UKIPT)

4) Qualify for the main event if number 2 goes well.



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: BAM on January 06, 2011, 05:50:51 PM
Are you still reeling/tilting/chuckling from only managing a lowly 3rd place in the APAT European Championship, if so please can I be on your table this Saturday?

None of the above obv wanted to win tho.

If I wasnt going to win it there was only one man that I would want to take the title- but I run so bad that you beat darren heads up.

Oh and cant make it Sat so you will have to miscount someone elses stack xx

Sigh he's still bitter about the grim and I thought we had put all that behind us


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Whollyflush on January 06, 2011, 09:24:42 PM
Who's the toughest chinese and 6 card solero opponents you've ever faced?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: tikay on January 06, 2011, 10:15:55 PM
Not sure how many anecdotal (sp?) stories Im going to put up here. My life is pretty straightforward. I go work. I come home. I spend time with the family. I play poker. I dont seem to get my hand stuck in Maccie D windows or have people spoling for a fight with me (sorry Tighty)

My goals for 2010:

1) Keep family number 1

2)Rebuild my roll

3) Win another live tourney and get some flags (APAT/UKIPT)

4) Qualify for the main event if number 2 goes well.



Why APAT in particular, if I may ask?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: CHIPPYMAN on January 06, 2011, 10:24:07 PM
when u say u work at call centre... does that mean u talked dirty

like the premium rate phone lline??

looooool


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Whollyflush on January 07, 2011, 02:20:42 AM
who's the toughest 6card solero and chinese poker opponent you've ever played?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: mondatoo on January 07, 2011, 03:38:29 AM
Not sure how many anecdotal (sp?) stories I'm going to put up here. My life is pretty straightforward. I go work. I come home. I spend time with the family. I play poker. I dont seem to get my hand stuck in Maccie D windows or have people spoling for a fight with me (sorry Tighty)

My goals for 2010:

1) Keep family number 1

2)Rebuild my roll

3) Win another live tourney and get some flags (APAT/UKIPT)

4) Qualify for the main event if number 2 goes well.



Why APAT in particular, if I may ask?

It's his level,ldo :)

Seriously though gl this year George

Hope I don't have to post my new catchphrase on your thread.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: celtic on January 07, 2011, 05:36:37 AM
All the best George, hope you rebuild your roll and bust greeky's :-)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: GreekStein on January 07, 2011, 09:42:48 AM
All the best George, hope you rebuild your roll and bust greeky's :-)

Too late!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 07, 2011, 02:59:13 PM
Who's the toughest chinese and 6 card solero opponents you've ever faced?

I would have to say John Spinks- he's even a nit at Chinese


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 07, 2011, 03:01:46 PM
Not sure how many anecdotal (sp?) stories Im going to put up here. My life is pretty straightforward. I go work. I come home. I spend time with the family. I play poker. I dont seem to get my hand stuck in Maccie D windows or have people spoling for a fight with me (sorry Tighty)

My goals for 2010:

1) Keep family number 1

2)Rebuild my roll

3) Win another live tourney and get some flags (APAT/UKIPT)

4) Qualify for the main event if number 2 goes well.



Why APAT in particular, if I may ask?

I would love to add an APAT trophy to my cabinet (brag). We have a kind of love/hate relationship. Did you know I was the first person ever out of an APAT comp? I still hear that applause when I try and sleep at night.

In all seriousness I do still love playing APAT events even tho my record is very poor in them. On a rebuilding roll, they're ideal to play. I am representing Team APAT in the upcoming forum champs in Bolton. Coming 3rd in Cov, esp to Brian Martin, was pretty soul destroying


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 07, 2011, 03:02:22 PM
All the best George, hope you rebuild your roll and bust greeky's :-)

I'm going to get Cos out of it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: GreekStein on January 07, 2011, 03:21:43 PM
All the best George, hope you rebuild your roll and bust greeky's :-)

I'm going to get Cos out of it.

:) xxx


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Whollyflush on January 07, 2011, 03:31:47 PM
Who's the toughest chinese and 6 card solero opponents you've ever faced?

I would have to say John Spinks- he's even a nit at Chinese

sigh/lies


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: outragous76 on January 07, 2011, 05:10:34 PM
George

I have a Prop for you  - to keep us both in line and to the grind. I too am a shot taker (i think driven by the fact I have always been able to reload, and I cant play an $11 MTT to final table bubble for $95).

Anyway - I am trying to grind, have built several small rolls only to have a big sunday and do it all in!

So I propose a year long prop in 3 stages:

Stage 1 - turn $100 into $1,000 by grinding (having 20 BI minimum for stake being played at all times). SNGs or cash only

Stage 2 - turn $500 into $5,000 (having 20 BI minimum for stake being played at all times). SNGs or cash only

Stage 3 - turn $1000 into $10,000 (having 20 BI minimum for stake being played at all times). SNGs or cash only

The only caveat is you must do it on 3 separate sites, ie once you complete stage 1 - you change site for stage 2. Rake back counts.

Not bothered in having a monetary exchange (but will if you wish) - just a straight race

what do you think?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: mouth on January 07, 2011, 05:22:08 PM
 
[/quote]

I would love to add an APAT trophy to my cabinet (brag). We have a kind of love/hate relationship. Did you know I was the first person ever out of an APAT comp? I still hear that applause when I try and sleep at night.

In all seriousness I do still love playing APAT events even tho my record is very poor in them. On a rebuilding roll, they're ideal to play. I am representing Team APAT in the upcoming forum champs in Bolton. Coming 3rd in Cov, esp to Brian Martin, was pretty soul destroying
[/quote]

It would be soul destroying to come behind/after/with Brian Martin IMO, I feel your pain.

Personally George I think you're great. I realise I am shit at poker so my opinion is worthless but i'm not afraid to put it out here!  You're also a top fella, so I'll read your diary even if it is boring as hell because you don't get your hand stuck in driveins etc. If you need any more-exciting stuff to keep your readers titilated feel free to copy and paste from my blog if the need ever arises :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: BAM on January 07, 2011, 06:30:04 PM
Whats with all the Brian Martin rubz he's a great guy IMO


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: EvilPie on January 07, 2011, 07:07:06 PM
I'd love to come behind Brian Martin and make him feel my pain.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Laxie on January 07, 2011, 07:08:20 PM
I'd love to come behind Brian Martin and make him feel my pain.

That's one image I deffo didn't need for a Friday night.   rotflmfao


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: celtic on January 07, 2011, 07:21:22 PM
Who is Brian Martin?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: GreekStein on January 07, 2011, 09:02:44 PM
Who is Brian Martin?

famous nudest and worldwide grimmer


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 08, 2011, 03:44:45 AM
Oh yes- I am a chark!



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 08, 2011, 04:01:38 AM
George

I have a Prop for you  - to keep us both in line and to the grind. I too am a shot taker (i think driven by the fact I have always been able to reload, and I cant play an $11 MTT to final table bubble for $95).

Anyway - I am trying to grind, have built several small rolls only to have a big sunday and do it all in!

So I propose a year long prop in 3 stages:

Stage 1 - turn $100 into $1,000 by grinding (having 20 BI minimum for stake being played at all times). SNGs or cash only

Stage 2 - turn $500 into $5,000 (having 20 BI minimum for stake being played at all times). SNGs or cash only

Stage 3 - turn $1000 into $10,000 (having 20 BI minimum for stake being played at all times). SNGs or cash only

The only caveat is you must do it on 3 separate sites, ie once you complete stage 1 - you change site for stage 2. Rake back counts.

Not bothered in having a monetary exchange (but will if you wish) - just a straight race

what do you think?

ok mate will try but think rb shouldnt count.

Im putting 100$ on stars now... will be playing 3.25 45 manners to start with


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: outragous76 on January 08, 2011, 08:26:11 AM
Have you started?

I am going to struggle to not include rb on my ipoker acct. I will see if I can get them to pay into the sports book instead of into my acct

I will be starting on I poker. It's also an acct in £ but will just convert as I play $ games only.

Glgl


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: SirPerceval on January 08, 2011, 09:54:33 AM
Good luck with the blog (again!) George as well as rebuilding the bankroll.

Are you ever going to write a tourney report for the APAT event in Coventry? Would love to here about Brian Martins chip counting skills again ;) Also some hands I'm interested in.

If you want some easy money at cash you should pop up to Leeds. Loads of very soft 50/1 & 1/2 tables.

See you in Bolton.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 08, 2011, 10:55:05 AM
A short story now and if ever there was an example of the old adage "A dog is for life and not for Xmas" then this is one.

Two years ago my daughter wanted a hamster. She was 11 at the time. Shelley wasn't really keen because she doesn't really like rodents and also didn't want to be the one who'd ultimately have to look after it if suddenly the pet lost it's appeal but we relented. Esme is quite responsible but we made it quite clear that it was her pet- she would need to clean it out/feed him/play with him etc. She called him Ozzy and for the first couple of weeks everything was great. She was taking really good care of him.

A month into it, it was clear she was already bored of him. Not cleaning him out, handling him. We were nagging her to clean him, handle him- take care of him. Should we as parents step in? IDK- all I know is the poor hamster was not getting the care he deserved. It's shitty when you think about it sometimes- we, as humans, keep pets but when we're bored of them there's sweet f all the poor pet can do about it.

Two days ago I asked Esme when was the last time she cleaned Ozzy out. She couldn't even remember when or when she'd handled him. Me and Shelley went out last night- I said that while we're out she needs to make sure she cleans him out and handles him.

Fast forward to this morning- has she cleaned him out? Of course not. I request she does this again. She takes the cage downstairs to clean in. 5 mins later Kieran (Esme and Kieran are twins) pops up.

"Dad, Esme has a problem"

"What?"

"She thinks Ozzy might be dead"

The stench as I enter the lounge confirms our suspicions. Esme is upset and in tears but tbh I have little sympathy. Ozzy could have died anyway- think hamster don't live that long anyway but I suspect he's met his maker due to neglect which saddens me. Can't help feeling guilty myself for not taking care of the poor sod myself.

Protocol on how to get rid of said body? We're not really sure.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 08, 2011, 10:56:16 AM
Good luck with the blog (again!) George as well as rebuilding the bankroll.

Are you ever going to write a tourney report for the APAT event in Coventry? Would love to here about Brian Martins chip counting skills again ;) Also some hands I'm interested in.

If you want some easy money at cash you should pop up to Leeds. Loads of very soft 50/1 & 1/2 tables.

See you in Bolton.

Hey bud- probs not gonna get round to doing the full report but ask me about any hands and I'll report on them.

The cash game at our local gala is extremley soft but I never seem to reach the cash desk with any money. Go figure!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 08, 2011, 10:57:11 AM
Have you started?

I am going to struggle to not include rb on my ipoker acct. I will see if I can get them to pay into the sports book instead of into my acct

I will be starting on I poker. It's also an acct in £ but will just convert as I play $ games only.

Glgl

Yes mate started last night and already down to 87$! Hopefully will be able to get a result in a 45 manner cos really don't wanna drop down any further then the 3.25 sngs!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: mouth on January 08, 2011, 11:09:58 AM
George hamsters rarely live past two years and mostly pop off their mortal coil around 18 months, which is why they can be a crap pet for kids :) Very unlikely it died of neglect so don't feel bad.

Unfortunately as Dad you have to go through the whole rigmarole of burying it in the garden as she's too young to cope with the reality ofchucking the  hamster into teh wheely bin.

Can I suggest a bunny next time? Once he's tame he can live free in the garden so if your daughter forgets to feed him it's not a major panic, and they tend to live a bit longer.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: outragous76 on January 08, 2011, 12:17:07 PM
Have you started?

I am going to struggle to not include rb on my ipoker acct. I will see if I can get them to pay into the sports book instead of into my acct

I will be starting on I poker. It's also an acct in £ but will just convert as I play $ games only.

Glgl

Yes mate started last night and already down to 87$! Hopefully will be able to get a result in a 45 manner cos really don't wanna drop down any further then the 3.25 sngs!

GL bud - will be starting today

ipokerz 1st for me - ill be playign $2 DONs until i can get up to $5 super turbo DONs

(btw - 30BIs for 45 mans is fairly aggresive, why not play some 9 man SNGs first? to get it up?)



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: outragous76 on January 08, 2011, 01:45:36 PM
starting now 13.45 08/01/11

tried to post pic of roll but failed - it is £63.82 which is a little short but ill manage!

lets gogogogoogoogogoooooooooooooooooo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: leethefish on January 08, 2011, 02:29:42 PM
A short story now and if ever there was an example of the old adage "A dog is for life and not for Xmas" then this is one.

Two years ago my daughter wanted a hamster. She was 11 at the time. Shelley wasn't really keen because she doesn't really like rodents and also didn't want to be the one who'd ultimately have to look after it if suddenly the pet lost it's appeal but we relented. Esme is quite responsible but we made it quite clear that it was her pet- she would need to clean it out/feed him/play with him etc. She called him Ozzy and for the first couple of weeks everything was great. She was taking really good care of him.

A month into it, it was clear she was already bored of him. Not cleaning him out, handling him. We were nagging her to clean him, handle him- take care of him. Should we as parents step in? IDK- all I know is the poor hamster was not getting the care he deserved. It's shitty when you think about it sometimes- we, as humans, keep pets but when we're bored of them there's sweet f all the poor pet can do about it.

Two days ago I asked Esme when was the last time she cleaned Ozzy out. She couldn't even remember when or when she'd handled him. Me and Shelley went out last night- I said that while we're out she needs to make sure she cleans him out and handles him.

Fast forward to this morning- has she cleaned him out? Of course not. I request she does this again. She takes the cage downstairs to clean in. 5 mins later Kieran (Esme and Kieran are twins) pops up.

"Dad, Esme has a problem"

"What?"

"She thinks Ozzy might be dead"

The stench as I enter the lounge confirms our suspicions. Esme is upset and in tears but tbh I have little sympathy. Ozzy could have died anyway- think hamster don't live that long anyway but I suspect he's met his maker due to neglect which saddens me. Can't help feeling guilty myself for not taking care of the poor sod myself.

Protocol on how to get rid of said body? We're not really sure.
dustbin george or kevs letterbox


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: GreekStein on January 08, 2011, 02:44:57 PM
Can I suggest a bunny next time? Once he's tame he can live free in the garden so if your daughter forgets to feed him it's not a major panic, and they tend to live a bit longer.

Disagree with this mate.

I bought my sister a Leopard skin gecko about 5 years ago and luckily its low maintenance but she doesn't check it very often or make much effort with it.

If Esme was like this with a hamster, DON'T get her another pet imo.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 08, 2011, 03:17:32 PM
No deepstack for me this month due to work and is weird without blonde update. overlay quite likely this month?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Wardy84 on January 08, 2011, 07:42:36 PM
Might be a small overly 300 runners at the beginning of level 4 with 1 level left to enter

Hope my donation at Dtd got ur year off to a good start!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Karabiner on January 08, 2011, 08:02:19 PM
Come and play tomorrow George, I will be folding AK on my way to total domination


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: outragous76 on January 08, 2011, 10:06:56 PM
Sigh sure started well!

Down to 78! Couldn't win a show down in my super turbos. Back to standard sngs for me


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 10, 2011, 01:32:09 AM
Fuck mtts


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: The-Crow on January 10, 2011, 01:45:52 AM
Dear George

We found a dead pidgeon in the garden once .

 So we got an old shoebox and give it a proper burial with little stones to mark the spot

 and we even painted the stones white to look nice

My young'en said "That was great can we bury something else now "


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: outragous76 on January 10, 2011, 12:18:18 PM
Fuck mtts

you should be grinding!

I played an abs tonne over the w/e and I am break even

[  ] felt good!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: GreekStein on January 10, 2011, 12:23:10 PM
Fuck mtts

you should be grinding!

I played an abs tonne over the w/e and I am break even

[  ] felt good!

Better than your normal weekends then


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 15, 2011, 11:37:53 PM
Im gonna turn this into my own personal bad beat thread. threven has a legendary one on p5s:

PokerStars Game #55992188022: Tournament #402010576, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2011/01/15 23:33:49 WET [2011/01/15 18:33:49 ET]
Table '402010576 204' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: eltiti79 (59424 in chips)
Seat 2: tarzan15222 (32496 in chips)
Seat 3: George2Loose (30847 in chips)
Seat 4: mant2000 (24924 in chips)
Seat 5: brummieboy (49807 in chips)
Seat 6: Faaalk (44520 in chips)
Seat 7: sunnan2 (22145 in chips)
Seat 8: Twisted229 (15954 in chips)
Seat 9: lana111 (21170 in chips)
eltiti79: posts the ante 125
tarzan15222: posts the ante 125
George2Loose: posts the ante 125
mant2000: posts the ante 125
brummieboy: posts the ante 125
Faaalk: posts the ante 125
sunnan2: posts the ante 125
Twisted229: posts the ante 125
lana111: posts the ante 125
Faaalk: posts small blind 600
sunnan2: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ac Ad]
Twisted229: folds
lana111: folds
eltiti79: folds
tarzan15222: folds
George2Loose: raises 1550 to 2750
mant2000: folds
brummieboy: folds
Faaalk: folds
sunnan2: raises 19270 to 22020 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 19270
*** FLOP *** [6c Jc 3d]
*** TURN *** [6c Jc 3d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [6c Jc 3d Jd] [7s]
brummieboy said, "o"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sunnan2: shows [9h Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
George2Loose: shows [Ac Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
sunnan2 collected 45765 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 45765 | Rake 0
Board [6c Jc 3d Jd 7s]
Seat 1: eltiti79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tarzan15222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: George2Loose showed [Ac Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 4: mant2000 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: brummieboy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Faaalk (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: sunnan2 (big blind) showed [9h Jh] and won (45765) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 8: Twisted229 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lana111 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 15, 2011, 11:38:32 PM
PokerStars Game #55887473101: Tournament #350347691, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (400/800) - 2011/01/14 2:22:50 WET [2011/01/13 21:22:50 ET]
Table '350347691 8' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: JohnnyJonas (11522 in chips)
Seat 2: gorzoni (15715 in chips)
Seat 3: davianvalek (43566 in chips)
Seat 4: George2Loose (37181 in chips)
Seat 5: shuggen (18156 in chips)
Seat 6: adda22 (11625 in chips)
Seat 7: fizix87 (25098 in chips)
Seat 8: unhÒoKed (24595 in chips)
Seat 9: clunged (18533 in chips)
JohnnyJonas: posts the ante 100
gorzoni: posts the ante 100
davianvalek: posts the ante 100
George2Loose: posts the ante 100
shuggen: posts the ante 100
adda22: posts the ante 100
fizix87: posts the ante 100
unhÒoKed: posts the ante 100
clunged: posts the ante 100
shuggen: posts small blind 400
adda22: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Qh Qd]
fizix87: folds
unhÒoKed: folds
clunged: raises 1195 to 1995
JohnnyJonas: folds
gorzoni: folds
davianvalek: folds
George2Loose: raises 2705 to 4700
shuggen: folds
adda22 has timed out
adda22: folds
adda22 is sitting out
adda22 has returned
clunged: raises 13733 to 18433 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 13733
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9s Kc]
*** TURN *** [Ks 9s Kc] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9s Kc Tc] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
clunged: shows [td Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Kings)
George2Loose: shows [Qh Qd] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
clunged collected 38966 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 38966 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 9s Kc Tc 8s]
Seat 1: JohnnyJonas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gorzoni folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: davianvalek folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: George2Loose (button) showed [Qh Qd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Queens
Seat 5: shuggen (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: adda22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: fizix87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: unhÒoKed folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: clunged showed [td Ts] and won (38966) with a full house, Tens full of Kings


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: sovietsong on January 15, 2011, 11:39:40 PM
i love reading bad beats.  post more pls.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 15, 2011, 11:49:16 PM
not a bad beat but annoying all the same:

PokerStars Game #55992868484: Tournament #350368226, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (25/50) - 2011/01/15 23:47:01 WET [2011/01/15 18:47:01 ET]
Table '350368226 12' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: hogchip (1245 in chips)
Seat 2: PearlJammer (3475 in chips)
Seat 3: George2Loose (3000 in chips)
Seat 4: eskal (9020 in chips)
Seat 5: pastika (6140 in chips)
Seat 6: The Lag rat (2965 in chips)
Seat 7: Teemu1981 (3640 in chips)
Seat 8: PrinceAndrew (3000 in chips)
Seat 9: rh300487 (2890 in chips)
PearlJammer: posts small blind 25
George2Loose: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ks Ts]
eskal: folds
pastika: folds
The Lag rat: folds
Teemu1981: folds
PrinceAndrew: folds
rh300487: raises 100 to 150
hogchip: folds
PearlJammer: folds
George2Loose: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [2s Th 8s]
George2Loose: checks
rh300487: checks
*** TURN *** [2s Th 8s] [Qd]
George2Loose: bets 200
rh300487: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [2s Th 8s Qd] [Kh]
George2Loose: bets 450
rh300487: calls 450
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ks Ts] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
rh300487: shows [Qs Kc] (two pair, Kings and Queens)
rh300487 collected 1625 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1625 | Rake 0
Board [2s Th 8s Qd Kh]
Seat 1: hogchip (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PearlJammer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: George2Loose (big blind) showed [Ks Ts] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 4: eskal folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: pastika folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: The Lag rat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Teemu1981 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: PrinceAndrew folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: rh300487 showed [Qs Kc] and won (1625) with two pair, Kings and Queens


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2011, 05:01:14 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #27326562976: $17,500 KO Guarantee (212136173), Table 50 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:45:27 ET - 2011/01/16
Seat 1: out_patient (3,900)
Seat 2: REMEMBER78 (6,015)
Seat 3: George2Loose (3,000)
Seat 4: Elmagico19A1 (4,470)
Seat 5: DingSing80 (2,270)
Seat 6: willedtowin (4,655)
Seat 7: Mansuper222 (4,490)
Seat 8: Sylku (5,180)
Seat 9: AA_pete_AT (5,690)
Sylku posts the small blind of 25
AA_pete_AT posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [7s 7d]
out_patient folds
REMEMBER78 calls 50
George2Loose calls 50
Elmagico19A1 has 15 seconds left to act
Elmagico19A1 folds
DingSing80 calls 50
willedtowin folds
Mansuper222 has 15 seconds left to act
Mansuper222 has timed out
Mansuper222 folds
Mansuper222 is sitting out
Sylku calls 25
AA_pete_AT checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc Qd 7c]
Sylku checks
AA_pete_AT checks
REMEMBER78 checks
George2Loose bets 175
DingSing80 folds
Sylku folds
AA_pete_AT has 15 seconds left to act
AA_pete_AT raises to 450
REMEMBER78 folds
George2Loose has 15 seconds left to act
DingSing80 has been disconnected
DingSing80 has reconnected
George2Loose raises to 2,950, and is all in
AA_pete_AT calls 2,500
George2Loose shows [7s 7d]
AA_pete_AT shows [Kh Qc]
*** TURN *** [Kc Qd 7c] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Kc Qd 7c 4c] [Ks]
George2Loose shows a full house, Sevens full of Kings
AA_pete_AT shows a full house, Kings full of Queens
AA_pete_AT wins the pot (6,150) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,150 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc Qd 7c 4c Ks]
Seat 1: out_patient didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: REMEMBER78 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: George2Loose showed [7s 7d] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Kings
Seat 4: Elmagico19A1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: DingSing80 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: willedtowin didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Mansuper222 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Sylku (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: AA_pete_AT (big blind) showed [Kh Qc] and won (6,150) with a full house, Kings full of Queens


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2011, 06:55:37 PM
PokerStars Game #56033761891: Tournament #350367698, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (30/60) - 2011/01/16 18:53:06 WET [2011/01/16 13:53:06 ET]
Table '350367698 68' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: George2Loose (1345 in chips)
Seat 2: th1986 (2691 in chips)
Seat 3: Pocket55ives (1275 in chips)
Seat 4: ucthelegend (1485 in chips)
Seat 5: fergwrx (1914 in chips)
Seat 6: Mieje (1330 in chips)
Seat 7: asquith31 (1215 in chips)
Seat 8: miamihawk99 (1475 in chips)
Seat 9: Civell (1665 in chips)
fergwrx: posts small blind 30
Mieje: posts big blind 60
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ad Ac]
asquith31: folds
miamihawk99: folds
Civell: folds
George2Loose: raises 90 to 150
th1986: raises 175 to 325
Pocket55ives: folds
ucthelegend: folds
fergwrx: folds
Mieje: folds
George2Loose: calls 175
*** FLOP *** [8s Qh Qs]
George2Loose: checks
th1986: bets 425
George2Loose: raises 595 to 1020 and is all-in
th1986: calls 595
*** TURN *** [8s Qh Qs] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [8s Qh Qs 6c] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ad Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
th1986: shows [9d 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Queens)
th1986 collected 2780 from pot
George2Loose finished the tournament in 629th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2780 | Rake 0
Board [8s Qh Qs 6c 9h]
Seat 1: George2Loose showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 2: th1986 showed [9d 9s] and won (2780) with a full house, Nines full of Queens
Seat 3: Pocket55ives folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ucthelegend (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: fergwrx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mieje (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: asquith31 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: miamihawk99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Civell folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: EvilPie on January 16, 2011, 06:59:48 PM
Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

Never mind.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: sovietsong on January 16, 2011, 07:13:49 PM
Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

Never mind.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: outragous76 on January 16, 2011, 08:13:14 PM
Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

Never mind.

but its sunday - thats what happens on sunday


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: GreekStein on January 16, 2011, 08:16:20 PM
lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Longy on January 16, 2011, 08:29:45 PM
Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

Never mind.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2011, 08:32:29 PM
Was quite looking forward to this thread.

5 posts, 5 hand histories, 5 beats.

Never mind.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2011, 08:34:12 PM
In all seriousness this will not become the whinge thread. Just trying to live up to my rep. When I win the warm up I'll post the winning hand


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Whollyflush on January 16, 2011, 11:43:24 PM
how did that work out for you?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 12:09:21 AM
how did that work out for you?

No more bad beats allowed. Sry xxx


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: EvilPie on January 17, 2011, 12:17:57 AM
how did that work out for you?

No more bad beats allowed. Sry xxx

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Get this diary back on track please George. We know you always lose at poker because you're always telling us. Let's have something interesting and nice........

How about......

How and when you met your lovely wife Shelley?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 12:24:56 AM
how did that work out for you?

No more bad beats allowed. Sry xxx

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Get this diary back on track please George. We know you always lose at poker because you're always telling us. Let's have something interesting and nice........

How about......

How and when you met your lovely wife Shelley?

I said no more bad beats


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: EvilPie on January 17, 2011, 12:45:29 AM
how did that work out for you?

No more bad beats allowed. Sry xxx

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Get this diary back on track please George. We know you always lose at poker because you're always telling us. Let's have something interesting and nice........

How about......

How and when you met your lovely wife Shelley?

I said no more bad beats

Lol.

I'll line 'em up, you knock 'em down :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 12:49:14 AM
Actually the George/Shelley story is quite a interesting/long one. How we met? Not that interesting actually. We drank at the same pub (yes I used to go to the pub before poker). Pre poker I was actually quite slim- played footie 4 times a week and went out every weekend playing pool etc. The circumstances in which we got together were actually quite contraversial.

For those of you who don't know- and Shelley will hate me for highlighting it, but Shelley is 6 years older than me. When I first met her she was actually in a long term relationship and had two children, (Esme and Kieran) and I don't mind admitting I had a crush on her. I actually remember when she said she'd split up from her partner, my heart went booooooooooom altho I didn't really think I had a chance. The kids complicated this two fold- number 1 I was only 20 and I don't mind admitting kids weren't exactly on the agenda and 2, I am from a fairly strict Asian family. The fact that I was interested in an older white woman would probably see me getting a hiding to nothing- let alone one with kids!

Anyway one night, after a few drinks we were walking to the curry house after a standard night out on the drink and we kissed. Things were very complicated for a while, you know women. We eventually get together and I start spending every single waking moment with her- you know how things are when you first meet. I'm 20 and in love! OMG best thing ever. Love you love you puke puke puke.

My mum obv catches on- I tell her about Shelley but not the kids. I meet them about 2 months after being with Shelley and things are going well. My Dad gives me a pep talk- you can see this woman for now but nothing perm. Yup yup dad agree. Next thing I'm pushing the kids in a trolley around Asda and get spotted by one of my mum's best friends. An hour later my dad is on the phone....

"Rupinder....." (just to point out- my parents actually call me George- so when my first name is used I know he means business) "Come home now we need to talk to you!"

I start the walk home from Shelley's..... dread in my stomach best way of describing it although tbh I don't even think that does it justice.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Karabiner on January 17, 2011, 12:55:57 AM
Finally a post worth reading amongst the badbeatfestblubbaments.

 ;woohoo;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: EvilPie on January 17, 2011, 01:01:31 AM
Finally a post worth reading amongst the badbeatfestblubbaments.

 ;woohoo;

+1

Diary gains momentum.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 01:09:13 AM
Ralph- I know- woe is me. I never get paiiiiiiiiid do I??? Sry sry- no more bad beats!!!

So anyway I get home and my mum and Dad are sitting there waiting for me. My Dad is to the point.

"Has this woman you've been seeing got kids?"

"Yes Dad"

"How old are they?"

"They're twins, both 4."

"I told you you could see her if it didn't get serious"

I hesitate and lie a little- I just wanted to carry on seeing Shelley without the hassle

"It's not serious. We're just seeing each other"

"Rupinder..... it's complicated with kids. You will learn to love them"

My mum chimed in a few times and looking back I understand they were trying to do what was best for me. Even Shelley said- removing the cultural differences- that she understood where they were coming from. But I wasn't to be convinced. The long end and short of it was that, if I didn't stop seeing Shelley, my Dad would disown me. Wouldn't speak to me. Again although I didn't agree with his course of action, I understand why he did it. He was trying to look out for me.

But as is the case when these choices are made, I chose my heart (puke) and ended up moving out. If anything, the course of action my parents took drove me closer to Shelley and further away from my family. It's the most regretful time of my life for many reasons- I didn't see my mum, dad or brother for months- which was down to me too.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: EvilPie on January 17, 2011, 01:17:23 AM
Fascinating stuff George.

Thanks for sharing. More of this please.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 01:29:19 AM
OK so I'm living with the woman I love plus two kids I adore. I recently started working- life is good PLUS I have just been watching this mad thing called late night poker on tv. Looks pretty cool huh? And pretty simples.

I was doomed from the start. I see poker on tv. I for some reason remember seeing pacific poker somewhere so download the client. I deposit 200$ and click on the lobby. No idea where Im going. Dunno why lobby's default to limit cash. Spose its a rake winner. So I sit playing limit cash- oblivious of tournaments and am doing ok.

A few days later I get an email from pacific- there's a 44$ tournament with 25k guarantee. Wow awesome. I play it. I obv win it. 9900$. Ker ching! Easy game. I would LOVE to watch that tourney back. See what I mean? Doomed.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Robert HM on January 17, 2011, 01:35:35 AM
 ;popcorn;

More more



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: GreekStein on January 17, 2011, 01:36:00 AM
good story mate, more of it!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 01:43:30 AM
So things are going well. I'm a poker supastar, I enjoy my job. I'm in love and have two fantastic kids to boot. Life was pretty good.

I hadn't seen my rents for a while- or my brother. I regret this the most. One of the biggest regrets of my life. Me and my brother were pretty tight as kids but we'd grown apart. My fault. No one else's. Didn't matter what was happening between me and my parents- I should have made an effort to see him. My parents hadn't spoken to me in around 8 months. I hid it quite well and tried not to let it bother me.

So one day we're at home, in bed, watching tv. I remember it vividly. It was a Friday, I had work the next day. Shelley turns to me:

"George"

*Distracted watching tv* as you are when you're a bloke "mmmmmmmmm?"

"I think I might be pregnant"

"Hmmmmmm... what?"

"I think I'm pregnant"

I hear it this time..... in slow mo.

I think I mumbled something. Next minute I'm in the car driving to the 24 hour Asda buying about 5 pregnancy kits. This was huge. I mean I was committed to Shelley- we were happy. And I know things were complicated by Esme and Kieran. But really, and I know women and Shelley won't forgive me for saying this, that door was always a tiny bit open. To walkaway if I wanted. Not that I wanted to. It just was. In case I wanted to go back to being 21 and single and do things most 21 year olds do.

So I drive home.... Shelley takes the test and......


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 01:51:42 AM
few pics:

1. Me, Shelley, Esme and Kieran at sister in law's wedding

2. Esme and Kieran

3. Me pre haircut!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Karabiner on January 17, 2011, 01:51:57 AM
 ;popcorn; ;popcorn;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 02:00:12 AM
OK so Shelley takes the test- pregnant! Yay! Or not.... it was tough to comprehend. I remember the next day- it was life was running in slow mo. I will never forget that day.

We spoke at length, about what we were gonna do. I'd be lying if I took to the idea straightaway. I was 21, scared and panicking. I didn't know who to talk to and what to say.

About two weeks after finding out the news, I get a phonecall out the blue from my mum.

"George.... it's mum"

"errrr hi Mum, how are you?"

"Dad wants to see you this weekend? Can you come?"

"Yes of course"

And that was it. I visited home. For the first time in ages. Shelley was really supportive. i was scared.

It was one of the most pure moments of my life. No other way to describe it. My dad hugged me, my brother embraced me. We all cried. It was nuts. My Dad had welcomed me back. It was awesome. However my Dad turned to me and said:

"Look, let's see how things go. Things might not work out with Shelley. One day you might come home but we won't talk about it." I knew at the back of my mind that Shelley was pregnant but I couldn't bring myself to say anything.

As I left my brother hugged me really tight. "I missed you George. Really missed you". I don't think I've cried so much in my life.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: the rage on January 17, 2011, 02:33:08 AM
So good. Much better than bad beats. WP.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: titaniumbean on January 17, 2011, 03:03:32 AM
No more beats allowed. They aren't even bad ffs.

More stories!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: celtic on January 17, 2011, 03:25:48 AM
Great stories Rupinder.

Looking forward to more.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Amatay on January 17, 2011, 03:59:20 AM
Great stories Rupinder.

Looking forward to more.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: sovietsong on January 17, 2011, 06:48:23 AM
Great stories Rupinder.

Looking forward to more.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: MC on January 17, 2011, 07:15:40 AM
So one day we're at home, in bed, watching tv. I remember it vividly. It was a Friday, I had work the next day. Shelley turns to me:

"George"

*Distracted watching tv* as you are when you're a bloke "mmmmmmmmm?"

"I think I might be pregnant"

"Hmmmmmm... what?"

"I think I'm pregnant"

I hear it this time..... in slow mo.

I think I mumbled something.

This is so similar to what happened with me. Especially the slow mo part!

Enjoying the stories mate.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: boldie on January 17, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
Finally this diary is worth reading, keep it up.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: paulhouk03 on January 17, 2011, 08:11:12 AM
Good read more pls :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: jakally on January 17, 2011, 08:54:01 AM
Good read more pls :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: leethefish on January 17, 2011, 08:57:42 AM
George i have always wondered about all these things this is really good to read
i was welling up reading your last post!! so cool.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: leethefish on January 17, 2011, 08:58:54 AM
No more beats allowed. They aren't even bad ffs.

More stories!

+1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: kinboshi on January 17, 2011, 12:36:27 PM
George and Shelley - the nicest couple in poker. 

Liking this thread :)up


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: AndrewT on January 17, 2011, 01:10:19 PM
Thread saved.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: tikay on January 17, 2011, 01:35:24 PM

G2L belatedly reveals his writing & story-telling skills. Great read.

I wince every time I open it in case there's another bad-beat story, but this is well good.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: gatso on January 17, 2011, 02:06:10 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: kinboshi on January 17, 2011, 02:07:59 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size

I'm sure there are a lot of white families who'd throw a wobbly if their son/daughter brought home a black or Asian partner home - don't you agree?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: EvilPie on January 17, 2011, 02:14:14 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size

I'm sure there are a lot of white families who'd throw a wobbly if their son/daughter brought home a black or Asian partner home - don't you agree?

I think it's for very different reasons though.

With asian / indian / muslim families I think it's a deep religious feeling that makes this the case.

With white families it's just because they don't like brown people.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: kinboshi on January 17, 2011, 02:17:06 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size

I'm sure there are a lot of white families who'd throw a wobbly if their son/daughter brought home a black or Asian partner home - don't you agree?

I think it's for very different reasons though.

With asian / indian / muslim families I think it's a deep religious feeling that makes this the case.

With white families it's just because they don't like brown people.

I agree that might be the case in some situations - but intolerance of people due to skin colour is often just down to intolerance of people of different skin colour.  The religious element just tends to add more irrational intolerance.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: gatso on January 17, 2011, 02:20:59 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size

I'm sure there are a lot of white families who'd throw a wobbly if their son/daughter brought home a black or Asian partner home - don't you agree?

yep but that's not exactly what I meant and I'm not sure I'm going to manage to word what I mean that well

with white families objecting I've always felt it's a more racist thing i.e they'd object to their son/daughter just mixing with non-whites

indian families, and again this is only in my experience so could be sample size, seem to be against the relationship, not the person. as matt says maybe the religious thing

so you've got something that doesn't appear to be race hate in any way yet manifests itself in a much more extreme way as families tend to disown children

hope that made some sense


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: kinboshi on January 17, 2011, 02:46:49 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size

I'm sure there are a lot of white families who'd throw a wobbly if their son/daughter brought home a black or Asian partner home - don't you agree?

yep but that's not exactly what I meant and I'm not sure I'm going to manage to word what I mean that well

with white families objecting I've always felt it's a more racist thing i.e they'd object to their son/daughter just mixing with non-whites

indian families, and again this is only in my experience so could be sample size, seem to be against the relationship, not the person. as matt says maybe the religious thing

so you've got something that doesn't appear to be race hate in any way yet manifests itself in a much more extreme way as families tend to disown children

hope that made some sense

Yes, it does (sort of - would work better with punctuation). 



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: vegaslover on January 17, 2011, 03:28:33 PM
So one day we're at home, in bed, watching tv. I remember it vividly. It was a Friday, I had work the next day. Shelley turns to me:

"George"

*Distracted watching tv* as you are when you're a bloke "mmmmmmmmm?"

"I think I might be pregnant"

"Hmmmmmm... what?"

"I think I'm pregnant"

I hear it this time..... in slow mo.

I think I mumbled something.

This is so similar to what happened with me. Especially the slow mo part!

Enjoying the stories mate.
My other half told me during dinner. Nearly  choked on it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: paulhouk03 on January 17, 2011, 04:11:32 PM
When ppl say Asain do you think?? (Q to everyone not just George)

Chinese (East)

or

Indian (West)

My mum is fine with who ever I marry. My grandma isnt tho.
George was you born in UK?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: outragous76 on January 17, 2011, 04:16:53 PM
asian = indian (west general)

oriental = chinese (east generally)

IMO


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: boldie on January 17, 2011, 04:38:05 PM
asian = indian (west general)

oriental = chinese (east generally)

IMO

See for me this is different;

Asian is ...well Asian (Vietnam, Korea, China, Japan etc) Oriental is the same.

Took me a long time after coming to the UK to realise that when British people say "Asian" they ussually mean; Indian, Pakistani etc.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: AndrewT on January 17, 2011, 04:40:42 PM
Here - Asian = Indian/Pakistani/Sri Lankan/Bangladeshi

In America, Asian = Oriental, they use the generic term Indian for anyone from the sub-continent.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: GreekStein on January 17, 2011, 04:50:15 PM
Asian can be both imo.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: gatso on January 17, 2011, 05:04:08 PM
Asian can be both imo.

yeah, it's quite vague and I've changed my mind over my answer several time

I think though that if someone described someone to me as 'an asian looking dude' then I'd most likely picture someone from the sub-continent


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: BAM on January 17, 2011, 05:16:51 PM
Asian can be both imo.

yeah, it's quite vague and I've changed my mind over my answer several time

I think though that if someone described someone to me as 'an asian looking dude' then I'd most likely picture someone from the sub-continent

What do you think of when someone says Asian Babes?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: GreekStein on January 17, 2011, 05:17:27 PM
Asian can be both imo.

yeah, it's quite vague and I've changed my mind over my answer several time

I think though that if someone described someone to me as 'an asian looking dude' then I'd most likely picture someone from the sub-continent

What do you think of when someone says Asian Babes?

oriental


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: celtic on January 17, 2011, 05:18:34 PM
Asian can be both imo.

yeah, it's quite vague and I've changed my mind over my answer several time

I think though that if someone described someone to me as 'an asian looking dude' then I'd most likely picture someone from the sub-continent

What do you think of when someone says Asian Babes?

A good time?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 05:31:00 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size

TBh I think it's more cultural than religious. Religion comes into it but it's more about what other families might think. Bringing shame to the family etc- spose I did this with some style.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: RED-DOG on January 17, 2011, 05:37:02 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size

TBh I think it's more cultural than religious. Religion comes into it but it's more about what other families might think. Bringing shame to the family etc- spose I did this with some style.

Very similar for the Gypsy community George. So difficult for "Outsiders" to be accepted.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: BAM on January 17, 2011, 05:51:51 PM
Asian can be both imo.

yeah, it's quite vague and I've changed my mind over my answer several time

I think though that if someone described someone to me as 'an asian looking dude' then I'd most likely picture someone from the sub-continent

What do you think of when someone says Asian Babes?

A good time?

Happy Ending ?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: paulhouk03 on January 17, 2011, 05:57:09 PM
Asian can be both imo.

yeah, it's quite vague and I've changed my mind over my answer several time

I think though that if someone described someone to me as 'an asian looking dude' then I'd most likely picture someone from the sub-continent

What do you think of when someone says Asian Babes?

10 DOLLA


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: leethefish on January 17, 2011, 07:03:54 PM
come on george we want the next chapter.......................


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Claw75 on January 17, 2011, 07:10:52 PM
this is fantastic stuff!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: MrsG2L on January 17, 2011, 07:11:56 PM
Well this was a surprise, typical bloke when it comes to details though!!!
There's actually 5yrs difference, an important fact imo!!

Though George may have felt he was 21 he was 24 & we had been together a good few years when the “I think I'm pregnant” conv happened ....... I'm delightful when pregnant, regardless of what he says!!! :p


Re mixed relationships, my parents welcomed George with open arms, he has a special place in their hearts (you all know him, how could they not?!) Besides I'm their baby & they can see we are very much in love, that's enough for them.  very importantly Esme & Kieran adored him too. However I fully understood Georges mum un dads reservations, I think we would have them too if any of ours came home with this tale to tell,though maybe not for the same reasons. A partner with a ready made family ..... Not ideal!!     


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: mondatoo on January 17, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
Great posts George.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: titaniumbean on January 17, 2011, 07:17:19 PM
Hello Mrs Bedi!  :hello:

It always surprises me the reaction some families have, one of my best friends has been seeing a girl for a good 2-3 years but she still cant be mentioned in front of his parents because he'd be disowned because she's not Gujarati. It's incredible how strongly they feel and how instant and severe their reaction would be. Very hard for white people to understand.

More stories pls!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: david3103 on January 17, 2011, 07:20:33 PM
My then 26yr old daughter seperated from her husband (and father of her three children) 2 years ago and since then has become attached to a lad who was 18 at the time. He loves the three children and has been far more involved with them than their biiological father ever was.
The children's acceptance of this new father-figure was crucial in The Boy (as daughter calls him) being accepted by us all.

The only downside was that he reckoned he was a Gooner... we've knocked that out of him now though and his main proclaimed loyalties are to his hometown team, Wolves.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: kinboshi on January 17, 2011, 07:25:00 PM
:hello: Shelley!!

 :-*


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: bhoywonder on January 17, 2011, 08:12:07 PM
I don't mind the bad beats

More lovey dovey stuff

N your poker career

N balancing work/poker/family

Good stuff George

Surprisingly good...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Karabiner on January 17, 2011, 08:56:51 PM
georgy porgy, what's the reasoning behind indian families not liking interracial relationships? from my experience they seem to be against them much more than anyone else though that could of course just be down to sample size

TBh I think it's more cultural than religious. Religion comes into it but it's more about what other families might think. Bringing shame to the family etc- spose I did this with some style.

Very similar for the Gypsy community George. So difficult for "Outsiders" to be accepted.

Likewise for the vast majority of the Jewish community.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 17, 2011, 09:01:06 PM
So I visit my parents a couple of days later- my dad is out. My mum is beaming. My brother happy but Im on edge knowing that my news could tip the balance again. My mum isnt stupid she senses something. A tear trickles down my face. This should be happy time. Im about to tell my mum shes going to be a grandmother.

The words trickle out- quietly "Shelleys pregnant" My mum hears it. My brother hears it. They both understand what this probably means. I get up to leave. My brother is upset- he says he wont let this happen again. I walk back to Shelleys. I get the call Ive been expecting. My Dad doesnt want to see me. He has no son as far as he is concerned. Im numb. The family Id just got back had gone once again.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Whollyflush on January 18, 2011, 01:09:20 AM
Ive actually had the pleasure of meeting G2L senior, guys a legend and alot better than george at poker. 1/1 final tabling Venetian tournaments.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 18, 2011, 01:10:43 AM
Ive actually had the pleasure of meeting G2L senior, guys a legend and alot better than george at poker. 1/1 final tabling Venetian tournaments.

1/1 at WINNING Venitian events


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Whollyflush on January 18, 2011, 01:32:48 AM
my bad


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: pleno1 on January 18, 2011, 08:09:05 AM
HI Mrs G2L, post moar. Your husband is a nice chap. WP.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Girgy85 on January 18, 2011, 04:45:42 PM
HI Mrs G2L, post moar. Your husband is a nice chap. WP.

This


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 18, 2011, 07:41:35 PM
Thank you mitch for inviting to me to your poker club where I dusted off about 100$ in record time.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: MrsG2L on January 19, 2011, 10:06:07 PM
I can't wait hear what happened next!!

Please hurry onto the next chapter Bedi xxx


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: Singheee on January 19, 2011, 11:11:45 PM
Ralph- I know- woe is me. I never get paiiiiiiiiid do I??? Sry sry- no more bad beats!!!

So anyway I get home and my mum and Dad are sitting there waiting for me. My Dad is to the point.

"Has this woman you've been seeing got kids?"

"Yes Dad"

"How old are they?"

"They're twins, both 4."

"I told you you could see her if it didn't get serious"

I hesitate and lie a little- I just wanted to carry on seeing Shelley without the hassle

"It's not serious. We're just seeing each other"

"Rupinder..... it's complicated with kids. You will learn to love them"


Did this conversation actually go like:
eh bhori kol niahna hehga?

Hanji daddy

kineh sal de heh?

char sal deh

meh thenu dhasah see thou enu dheek sata see jeh pakah gal na bana

pakah gal ne, essy ek dhoja nou kalah dheeked hegah

Rupinderrrr, niahna nal gal mushcal bhanjendee

lol

or does your dad speak english with you??? lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: A diary about a whingers woes (and the aftermath)
Post by: George2Loose on January 20, 2011, 01:04:46 AM
Ralph- I know- woe is me. I never get paiiiiiiiiid do I??? Sry sry- no more bad beats!!!

So anyway I get home and my mum and Dad are sitting there waiting for me. My Dad is to the point.

"Has this woman you've been seeing got kids?"

"Yes Dad"

"How old are they?"

"They're twins, both 4."

"I told you you could see her if it didn't get serious"

I hesitate and lie a little- I just wanted to carry on seeing Shelley without the hassle

"It's not serious. We're just seeing each other"

"Rupinder..... it's complicated with kids. You will learn to love them"


Did this conversation actually go like:
eh bhori kol niahna hehga?

Hanji daddy

kineh sal de heh?

char sal deh

meh thenu dhasah see thou enu dheek sata see jeh pakah gal na bana

pakah gal ne, essy ek dhoja nou kalah dheeked hegah

Rupinderrrr, niahna nal gal mushcal bhanjendee

lol

or does your dad speak english with you??? lol

lol I thought for the purposes of clarity I would translate the convo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Mitch on January 20, 2011, 05:53:34 AM
Thank you mitch for inviting to me to your poker club where I dusted off about 100$ in record time.

Like


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: leethefish on January 20, 2011, 08:09:25 AM
I can't wait hear what happened next!!

Please hurry onto the next chapter Bedi xxx
+1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: leethefish on January 20, 2011, 08:10:45 AM
I can't wait hear what happened next!!

Please hurry onto the next chapter Bedi xxx
+1
+2 Mrs LTF aswell lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: boldie on January 20, 2011, 08:50:35 AM
I can't wait hear what happened next!!

Please hurry onto the next chapter Bedi xxx
+1
+2 Mrs LTF aswell lol

and 3, hurry up man!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: GreekStein on January 20, 2011, 09:53:47 AM
Welcome Shelley!

And hurry up with the next bit Rupinder Rudi. Asian families are sooooo similar to Greek ones though I think Greek ones are changing far faster.

Do your dad and brother have the same laugh as you? If so, how much to bring a stand up dvd of Russell Peters to Leicester and watch it with the 3 of you? Would be increddddd.

I know this is 8 minutes, but a MUST watch imo.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzKHQX59Wso


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: boldie on January 20, 2011, 10:42:24 AM
Welcome Shelley!

And hurry up with the next bit Rupinder Rudi. Asian families are sooooo similar to Greek ones though I think Greek ones are changing far faster.

Do your dad and brother have the same laugh as you? If so, how much to bring a stand up dvd of Russell Peters to Leicester and watch it with the 3 of you? Would be increddddd.

I know this is 8 minutes, but a MUST watch imo.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzKHQX59Wso

Because you like to watch 3 Asian guys be bored out of their skulls?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 22, 2011, 08:56:50 AM
My life story will resume when I'm in the mood otherwise telling it will be shite.

Me and shell both played grand prix yesterday. We both had golden chips and arrived there pretty excited to play. Shell bust at 600/1200 when she jammed 16k with AK from the sb and got looked up by 33 (personally against Shell's range I think this is a shit call but w/e). She played really well and was proper gutted when she bust.

I was pretty devved too. been playing tourneys for a long time and understand how shit they are. I hope my table mates won't mind me saying but I was in complete control of the table until it came to showdown. Lost 0/5 races and got coolered twice (AJ vs AQ Bob, AKdd vs AA). Had 80k at 1k/2k then went out in the space of a few hands. Jammed KJ BoB into Rudders big who found Jacks which cost me 30k (maybe raise/fold live but don't think it's a huge error) then jam 66 into AK for 27k to lose race number 5 and be on my way.

May play the super 50 on Sunday as really enjoyed playing yesterday and did so with quite a bit of confidence for the first time in a while. Just need to win when the cards are on their backs which seems to be the tough part!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: smashedagain on January 22, 2011, 10:42:44 AM
ravvy put me onto this thread last night george. refreshing change from poker poker poker and an excellent read. you are one of the few genuine nice guys who no one has a bad word for. you  collect them 25 chips better than anyone i know as well.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: flushthemout on January 22, 2011, 08:28:40 PM
Just thought i would like to comment, We dont get on very well due to history, but respect to your Diary and enjoy reading it, Ps. quaded up 2x in cash last night so still running like Jamie Gold!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: MrsG2L on January 22, 2011, 10:14:43 PM
The grand prix was great fun, I even played hands & everything!!

I do come to these events well prepared to wait for George though, a chick lit book (too embarrassed to sit reading my current strategy book!!) Pens & paper for impromtu list writing & usually some sort of sweeties :) occasionally nappies un wipes if I've picked up the wrong bag!!! But I'm quite happy just to watch George do his thang, I know I'm biaised but I think he is amazing to watch, fascinates me. There was a tough patch where I appeared to be a BOK so i wasn't allowed within a mile of his table ..... Unfortunately I have to concede there did appear to be grounds for this claim but totally unintentionally!!!!

I may have lost where I was going with this post!!?!? 


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: pokerfan on January 23, 2011, 11:18:04 AM
The grand prix was great fun, I even played hands & everything!!

I do come to these events well prepared to wait for George though, a chick lit book (too embarrassed to sit reading my current strategy book!!) Pens & paper for impromtu list writing & usually some sort of sweeties :) occasionally nappies un wipes if I've picked up the wrong bag!!! But I'm quite happy just to watch George do his thang, I know I'm biaised but I think he is amazing to watch, fascinates me. There was a tough patch where I appeared to be a BOK so i wasn't allowed within a mile of his table ..... Unfortunately I have to concede there did appear to be grounds for this claim but totally unintentionally!!!!

I may have lost where I was going with this post!!?!? 

Think it was a rub cos you lasted longer  ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 23, 2011, 12:03:37 PM
I may not be religious but I believe in God. A higher purpose. People can knock me or people who believe in God- each to their own. I also believe that God intervened in the next installment of my life. It was the most pleasant intervention but it brought my family together when probably nothing else would have.

My brother- who had worked hardest to bring the family together was involved in quite a serious accident which saw him hospitalised. I don't know what it is about humans that make them take life for granted- we're maybe built to always want more and never settle for less. But the accident made my parents and esp. my Dad realise that life is often shorter than you think. We reconciled before Rio was born and I could not have been happier. My brother eventually recovered and now things couldn't be better. My parents love Shelley and they often help out with the kids which is a Godsend. When me and Shelley travel away the whole family chips in but it's often Granny and Grandad who do the bulk of the babysitting. Alls well that ends well.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 23, 2011, 08:34:25 PM
Travelled up to dtd after a small bink online to play super 50. Ran into a shitload of traffic due to Leicester tigers game (fucking rugby, shit game)

Get here late. Am 43rd on alternates list. 40 get in.

Have just played the 50 f/out which starts at 8 and been sent to the rail by Barry fkin Neville. 3 limpers at 25/50. I make it 275 in cut off with two red kings. Big blind calls which obv means everyone has "value" inc Bazza who is sat to my right.

KJ4 flop. I bet 650. Barry only caller. "Beware" he says. He checks a 2 turn and I fire 1700. He snaps without hesitation. So blinded I am by top set that when the Ace hits the river I forget that he's probably fishing with Q10 and value jam when he checks to me again.

So An hour and a half drive followed by a 4 hour wait to play 25 mins poker. Oh well- could be doing my bollox online instead!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Karabiner on January 23, 2011, 08:40:47 PM
Enormous *sigh*  ;reallyamsorry;

Back to normal then.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: EvilPie on January 23, 2011, 08:47:30 PM
Travelled up to dtd after a small bink online to play super 50. Ran into a shitload of traffic due to Leicester tigers game (fucking rugby, shit game)

Get here late. Am 43rd on alternates list. 40 get in.

Have just played the 50 f/out which starts at 8 and been sent to the rail by Barry fkin Neville. 3 limpers at 25/50. I make it 275 in cut off with two red kings. Big blind calls which obv means everyone has "value" inc Bazza who is sat to my right.

KJ4 flop. I bet 650. Barry only caller. "Beware" he says. He checks a 2 turn and I fire 1700. He snaps without hesitation. So blinded I am by top set that when the Ace hits the river I forget that he's probably fishing with Q10 and value jam when he checks to me again.

So An hour and a half drive followed by a 4 hour wait to play 25 mins poker. Oh well- could be doing my bollox online instead!


Played some poker today. Didn't win though.

Anyway that story I was telling you all about me and Shelley.............

FYP


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Claw75 on January 23, 2011, 08:52:58 PM
Evilpie for editor


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 23, 2011, 08:59:19 PM
Cmon guys. some life beats in that post too. besides no comments on my last few life posts :P


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Claw75 on January 23, 2011, 09:00:35 PM
Cmon guys. some life beats in that post too. besides no comments on my last few life posts :P

i'm enjoying them.  post more and i promise to comment


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Rod on January 23, 2011, 09:20:55 PM
Good to have another diary on Blonde worth reading. Please keep it up George, like your writing style, and please moan more. What is the point in you writing a blog if you are not going to moan.

Poker question for you - As somebody who plays poker at a high level (DTD £300 each month etc) do you struggle to motivate yourselve to smaller stakes online. How do you deal with this?





Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: swinebag22 on January 23, 2011, 09:42:13 PM
KJ4 flop. I bet 650. Barry only caller. "Beware" he says. He checks a 2 turn

LOL why does't he just say. "please give me a free card"


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: GreekStein on January 23, 2011, 11:38:22 PM
KJ4 flop. I bet 650. Barry only caller. "Beware" he says. He checks a 2 turn

LOL why does't he just say. "please give me a free card"

Nah it's just the polite way of saying GIVE ME A FREE FOOKIN CARD OR ELSE.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2011, 02:28:06 AM
Good to have another diary on Blonde worth reading. Please keep it up George, like your writing style, and please moan more. What is the point in you writing a blog if you are not going to moan.

Poker question for you - As somebody who plays poker at a high level (DTD £300 each month etc) do you struggle to motivate yourselve to smaller stakes online. How do you deal with this?





Ive always played at all levels no matter how huge/small my roll gets. I need to be more disciplined about my poker tho. A bit like Dubai although probs not as degen Ill sometimes start an mtt really late and then realise about 10 mins later that I cba and throw the lot in.

Think key to keep yourself motivated is not to get too carried away with yourself. I still consider myself an average player- Im sure many will agree!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2011, 06:35:40 PM
Am playing a session tonight on tilt with the double guarantees. Will post interesting hands (not just beats!!!!)

Playing

26$ 84k (*4)
26$ 66k (*4)
55$ turbo rush (*1)
26$ 20k turbo (*4)
17$ super turbo (*4)
53$ super turbo (*1)

Should be fun/interesting. These multi entry tourneys on the wider scale are shit for poker but I'm hoping the lower buy ins are full of fish due to the higher players wanting to multi entry the bigger comps. Despite the intro of multi entry comps you can only have a max of 18 tables


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2011, 07:01:21 PM
Ace is two and a half and has such a ridic vocab for his age its scary

"Ace, whats the matter?"

"Daddy Im frustrated!"

"Why?"

"I cant get my top on" (over his pyjamas)

"Why do you want to put your top back on over your pjs?"

"Cos I want to look like a gangsta Daddy"

Okaaaaaaaaaaay


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: paulhouk03 on January 24, 2011, 07:03:00 PM
Ace is two and a half and has such a ridic vocab for his age its scary

"Ace, whats the matter?"

"Daddy Im frustrated!"

"Why?"

"I cant get my top on" (over his pyjamas)

"Why do you want to put your top back on over your pjs?"

"Cos I want to look like a gangsta Daddy"

Okaaaaaaaaaaay

pics of ur son looking like a g please


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2011, 07:07:17 PM
Ace is two and a half and has such a ridic vocab for his age its scary

"Ace, whats the matter?"

"Daddy Im frustrated!"

"Why?"

"I cant get my top on" (over his pyjamas)

"Why do you want to put your top back on over your pjs?"

"Cos I want to look like a gangsta Daddy"

Okaaaaaaaaaaay

pics of ur son looking like a g please

I have tried but my phone is being gay


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: titaniumbean on January 24, 2011, 07:10:22 PM
Evilpie for editor

+1


Good reads Bedi. Feel free to not put any more poker stuff what so ever. ta.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2011, 07:27:15 PM
the four musketeers. Ace thrilled obv


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2011, 07:29:51 PM
pre antes happy just to 3 bet/get it in considering his stack size?

Full Tilt Poker Game #27566889781: $84,000 Guarantee (211721104), Table 144 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:27:53 ET - 2011/01/24
Seat 1: IloveCakeFarts (3,605)
Seat 2: mrcharming1 (1,235)
Seat 3: aviator0925 (2,845)
Seat 5: George2Loose (3,025)
Seat 6: Harry13061985 (6,605)
Seat 7: DonTilt21 (3,795)
Seat 8: DrPepper44 (2,655)
Seat 9: QkQk7 (4,080)
QkQk7 posts the small blind of 20
IloveCakeFarts posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Kh Ac]
LALakers7 sits down
LALakers7 has registered late for the tournament and will be dealt in on their big blind
mrcharming1 raises to 120
aviator0925 folds
George2Loose has 15 seconds left to act


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2011, 07:36:50 PM
Snapped river:

 Full Tilt Poker Game #27567084979: $84,000 Guarantee (211721104), Table 343 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:34:22 ET - 2011/01/24
Seat 1: drempa (4,660)
Seat 2: kingtilts (4,234)
Seat 3: fila111aa (400)
Seat 4: George2Loose (2,820)
Seat 5: MandarinkaKyz (2,880)
Seat 6: KC-GCP (2,970)
Seat 7: Radersquad (3,110)
Seat 8: pAfoz (4,470)
Seat 9: woundedknee99 (3,000)
KC-GCP posts the small blind of 25
Radersquad posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Qc Qh]
pAfoz folds
drempa raises to 150
kingtilts folds
fila111aa folds
George2Loose raises to 375
MandarinkaKyz folds
KC-GCP folds
Radersquad has 15 seconds left to act
Radersquad folds
drempa calls 225
pAfoz has been disconnected
*** FLOP *** [7s 8c Kd]
drempa checks
pAfoz has reconnected
George2Loose bets 425
drempa calls 425
*** TURN *** [7s 8c Kd] [2c]
drempa checks
George2Loose checks
*** RIVER *** [7s 8c Kd 2c] [7d]
drempa bets 1,050
George2Loose calls 1,050
*** SHOW DOWN ***
drempa shows [7h 4h] three of a kind, Sevens
George2Loose mucks
drempa wins the pot (3,775) with three of a kind, Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,775 | Rake 0
Board: [7s 8c Kd 2c 7d]
Seat 1: drempa showed [7h 4h] and won (3,775) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: kingtilts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: fila111aa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: George2Loose mucked [Qc Qh] - two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 5: MandarinkaKyz (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: KC-GCP (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Radersquad (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: pAfoz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: woundedknee99 is sitting out


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2011, 07:41:58 PM
guys a spewbot. Value jam:

Full Tilt Poker Game #27567276858: $84,000 Guarantee (211721104), Table 343 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:40:28 ET - 2011/01/24
Seat 1: drempa (3,735)
Seat 2: kingtilts (4,159)
Seat 3: fila111aa (325)
Seat 4: George2Loose (1,095)
Seat 5: MandarinkaKyz (2,830)
Seat 6: KC-GCP (2,795)
Seat 7: Radersquad (3,285)
Seat 8: pAfoz (4,395)
Seat 9: woundedknee99 (5,925)
MandarinkaKyz posts the small blind of 25
KC-GCP posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Kc Tc]
Radersquad folds
pAfoz folds
woundedknee99 folds
drempa raises to 150
kingtilts folds
fila111aa folds
George2Loose raises to 1,095, and is all in
MandarinkaKyz folds
KC-GCP folds
drempa calls 945
George2Loose shows [Kc Tc]
drempa shows [5h Qh]
*** FLOP *** [8s Jh 6d]
*** TURN *** [8s Jh 6d] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [8s Jh 6d Ac] [Ad]
George2Loose shows a pair of Aces
drempa shows a pair of Aces
George2Loose wins the pot (2,265) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,265 | Rake 0
Board: [8s Jh 6d Ac Ad]
Seat 1: drempa showed [5h Qh] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: kingtilts didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: fila111aa didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: George2Loose (button) showed [Kc Tc] and won (2,265) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: MandarinkaKyz (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: KC-GCP (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Radersquad didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: pAfoz didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: woundedknee99 didn't bet (folded)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 25, 2011, 12:00:14 AM
Min cashed twice in the 84k, once in the turbo 20k and am currently in the 66k with one entry. Also played the 3r rush and have a stack in that also.

One time plssssssssss


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 27, 2011, 07:25:11 PM
watched 127 hours the other day. Really enjoyed it. Danny Boyle is a genius


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: GreekStein on January 27, 2011, 10:28:06 PM
I thought it was pretty boring chuckles


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: Alverton on January 27, 2011, 10:31:58 PM
watched 127 hours the other day. Really enjoyed it. Danny Boyle is a genius

Agreed. x million


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on January 28, 2011, 01:01:24 AM
Rio's birth.

So we start at wicksteed park. Me, Shelley and the twins (we never call them that) go there to celebrate my birthday on the 5th August. Shelley is heavily pregnant and we have a great time. Esme and Kieran couldn't be more different when it comes to rides. She is a daredevil who would probs go on anything whereas he closes his eyes on the merry go round.

Anyway, 3 days later I'm buzzing. Its the first game of pre season. Before being a fat over eating poker playing bastard I used to play footie for two teams on Saturday's and Sunday's on the left wing. I was like Ryan Giggs with no first touch and tackling skill of Paul Scholes. I'm fast asleep- look over at the clock. It's 8.30am iirc and I smile just thinking about playing. It's only then that I notice Shelley walk in

"I think it's started"

"What has?"

"Errrr the labour?"

"U sure? It can't do. I have footie today."

"Must have been that walk- let's go to the hospital"

"Doesn't labour take a while? Might get to play still"

I get the look. Women are so unreasonable. I think the kids must have been at their dad's or we got Shelley's mum to come round. Really can't remember.... anyway we get into the car and make the journey to the hospital.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: leethefish on January 29, 2011, 08:54:55 AM
Rio's birth.

So we start at wicksteed park. Me, Shelley and the twins (we never call them that) go there to celebrate my birthday on the 5th August. Shelley is heavily pregnant and we have a great time. Esme and Kieran couldn't be more different when it comes to rides. She is a daredevil who would probs go on anything whereas he closes his eyes on the merry go round.

Anyway, 3 days later I'm buzzing. Its the first game of pre season. Before being a fat over eating poker playing bastard I used to play footie for two teams on Saturday's and Sunday's on the left wing. I was like Ryan Giggs with no first touch and tackling skill of Paul Scholes. I'm fast asleep- look over at the clock. It's 8.30am iirc and I smile just thinking about playing. It's only then that I notice Shelley walk in

"I think it's started"

"What has?"

"Errrr the labour?"

"U sure? It can't do. I have footie today."

"Must have been that walk- let's go to the hospital"

"Doesn't labour take a while? Might get to play still"

I get the look. Women are so unreasonable. I think the kids must have been at their dad's or we got Shelley's mum to come round. Really can't remember.... anyway we get into the car and make the journey to the hospital.....
this is best and most scared feeling in the world i remember how i felt


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Claw75 on January 29, 2011, 10:11:51 AM
next instalment please!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: mondatoo on January 29, 2011, 10:58:46 AM
Rio's birth.

So we start at wicksteed park. Me, Shelley and the twins (we never call them that) go there to celebrate my birthday on the 5th August. Shelley is heavily pregnant and we have a great time. Esme and Kieran couldn't be more different when it comes to rides. She is a daredevil who would probs go on anything whereas he closes his eyes on the merry go round.

Anyway, 3 days later I'm buzzing. Its the first game of pre season. Before being a fat over eating poker playing bastard I used to play footie for two teams on Saturday's and Sunday's on the left wing. I was like Ryan Giggs with no first touch and tackling skill of Paul Scholes. I'm fast asleep- look over at the clock. It's 8.30am iirc and I smile just thinking about playing. It's only then that I notice Shelley walk in

"I think it's started"

"What has?"

"Errrr the labour?"

"U sure? It can't do. I have footie today."

"Must have been that walk- let's go to the hospital"

"Doesn't labour take a while? Might get to play still"

I get the look. Women are so unreasonable. I think the kids must have been at their dad's or we got Shelley's mum to come round. Really can't remember.... anyway we get into the car and make the journey to the hospital.....
this is best and most scared feeling in the world i remember how i felt

If it was a final fair enough, otherwise it seems a bit harsh.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: boldie on January 30, 2011, 03:37:46 PM
Bump!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 01, 2011, 08:59:36 PM
I need a shave and a haircut. I look like Tigra from the thundercats


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 01, 2011, 09:02:27 PM
Not meant to be a brag but I don't look to dis similar to pic below:


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: titaniumbean on February 01, 2011, 09:06:05 PM
Not meant to be but is barg. !!!! sickness.


get highlights to look more like him imo!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 04, 2011, 11:08:48 PM
Overall I think the diary is a fail. Looking on blonde there's a lot more interesting people and a lot better diaries so I'm probably just gonna let the diary slip down the blonde wall until it resides on page 6. Day to day my life is pretty boring (although I wouldn't change it for the world)

I will someday get round to finishing Rio's birth story cos it is quite a journey. I need to be in the right mood however and at the moment my writing juices just aren't flowing.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: AndrewT on February 04, 2011, 11:36:55 PM
You need to start a fight with someone.

Call me a twat then I'll slag you off and then all the rest of the board will gather round shouting 'Fight, fight, fight' and then the other diaries will fail.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 04, 2011, 11:56:15 PM
lol ur far too comedic a poster to be called a twat.

Twat.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: AndrewT on February 04, 2011, 11:58:17 PM
lol ur far too comedic a poster to be called a twat.

Twat.

I don't have the heart to slag you off.

Shall we just bitch about Cos and then he'll come-a-running.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: GreekStein on February 05, 2011, 02:32:41 AM
He might be watching already


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Laxie on February 05, 2011, 07:16:11 AM
lol ur far too comedic a poster to be called a twat.

Twat.

I don't have the heart to slag you off.

Shall we just bitch about Cos and then he'll come-a-running.

He is.  You did.  And so did he.  Let the games begin.

PS  Stop being a pansy George and carry on with yer story ffs!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: boldie on February 05, 2011, 07:50:57 AM

PS  Stop being a pansy George and carry on with yer story ffs!

this please.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: leethefish on February 05, 2011, 10:10:58 AM
ffs george no way ....sorry but for personal stuff this is the best one out there ....i came in from work and got up looking to see if you had written any more
to this imense story

kids family fall outs get back together fall outs all live happily ever after.... rio's birth ....come on there is loads more we all want to know about
PLEASE CARRY THIS ON DUDE


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Claw75 on February 05, 2011, 11:50:08 AM

PS  Stop being a pansy George and carry on with yer story ffs!

this please.

+ more


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: dreenie on February 05, 2011, 02:51:31 PM
Great Diary George, it is really surreal to know a bit about the person behind the whole poker mask .

I have a friend of mine who is white, but she is in a relationship with an asian (pakistan) guy, he is really nice, however his family do not know anything about her, and would never accept her into there family way of life, she even wants to convert to there religion etc, so she is pretty serious about it.

He recently had to go over to pakistan to have an arranged marriage, which she later found out about, and obv went mental.

I don't really have a right to say too much, however my opinion is that it just seems so heartbreaking, when you find a girl/boy you really love, and because of the family history/culture/religion, the two ppl cannot be together, I'm pleased your relationship worked out good, and is still going strong.

Like many others above, keep writing the diary, it is a very honest account of your life and I'm sure you will bink big in the future :-)

gl


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: leethefish on February 06, 2011, 01:29:26 PM
more george ...more ...ps good luck today dude


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 07, 2011, 01:16:22 AM
Pretty sick day. Not had a stack in 300 for a while and didnt hold onto it for long. It really is ridic how bad people play yet they win every flip.

Anyway enough of poker cos it's just shite atm. I really think I need to start eating healthier and exercising- my body is giving up atm and I need to pay attention to it! Keep feeling really bloated and ill. Can't sleep because of it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: leethefish on February 07, 2011, 07:29:30 AM
Pretty sick day. Not had a stack in 300 for a while and didnt hold onto it for long. It really is ridic how bad people play yet they win every flip.

Anyway enough of poker cos it's just shite atm. I really think I need to start eating healthier and exercising- my body is giving up atm and I need to pay attention to it! Keep feeling really bloated and ill. Can't sleep because of it.
know this feeling mate i have felt the same way since giving up the fags ......
i just cant get motivated to exercise.



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: leethefish on February 08, 2011, 05:28:11 PM
not letting this slip down the page George cmon mate

some more of your amazing writting skills about personal stuff


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: smashedagain on February 08, 2011, 06:11:06 PM
not letting this slip down the page George cmon mate

some more of your amazing writting skills about personal stuff
plus 1 george. your such a nice guy we like to see things go abit pear shaped and how you over  come adversity... i was sat 3 handed thinking this would have been better if george n julian were here


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 08, 2011, 10:03:30 PM
will eating weetabix 2 meals a day make me healthier or just shit a lot?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Laxie on February 08, 2011, 10:49:00 PM
Stop talking shit and just get on with the tale please and thank you.  Yer starting to sound like Girgy now.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 08, 2011, 10:55:54 PM
lol I need to be in the mood- will do an apat- next part coming soon!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Girgy85 on February 09, 2011, 12:57:12 AM
Stop talking shit and just get on with the tale please and thank you.  Yer starting to sound like Girgy now.

Fuck off!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 01:01:19 AM
Stop talking shit and just get on with the tale please and thank you.  Yer starting to sound like Girgy now.

Fuck off!

 :kiss:


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Girgy85 on February 09, 2011, 01:07:45 AM
Stop talking shit and just get on with the tale please and thank you.  Yer starting to sound like Girgy now.

Fuck off!

 :kiss:
;ashamed;

I'm sorry! x


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Laxie on February 09, 2011, 01:16:03 AM
Stop talking shit and just get on with the tale please and thank you.  Yer starting to sound like Girgy now.

Fuck off!

 :kiss:
;ashamed;

I'm sorry! x


No worries goose  x


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 09, 2011, 01:04:25 PM
Plums1985 shows [4c Ah]
George2Loose shows [Kd Qd]
*** FLOP *** [Ad 2d 2c]
*** TURN *** [Ad 2d 2c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 2d 2c Td] [Jd]
Plums1985 shows two pair, Aces and Twos
George2Loose shows a Royal Flush
George2Loose wins the pot (2,100) with a Royal Flush


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: leethefish on February 09, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
nice one my story telling friend.... very nice but would preffer to know more  of the bedi life!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: paulhouk03 on February 09, 2011, 08:01:30 PM
will eating weetabix 2 meals a day make me healthier or just shit a lot?

how many do u eat at a time?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 09, 2011, 08:59:53 PM
will eating weetabix 2 meals a day make me healthier or just shit a lot?

how many do u eat at a time?

1 and a half with quite a bit of milk warmed up in the microwave with a teaspoon of sugar


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: paulhouk03 on February 09, 2011, 09:03:30 PM
will eating weetabix 2 meals a day make me healthier or just shit a lot?

how many do u eat at a time?

1 and a half with quite a bit of milk warmed up in the microwave with a teaspoon of sugar


wow dont think i have known another person who eats warm wheatabix


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: technolog on February 09, 2011, 09:06:32 PM
My family used to when I was a lad.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: pokerfan on February 09, 2011, 09:13:14 PM
My family used to when I was a lad.
Kids favourite.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Laxie on February 10, 2011, 08:36:51 AM
will eating weetabix 2 meals a day make me healthier or just shit a lot?

how many do u eat at a time?

1 and a half with quite a bit of milk warmed up in the microwave with a teaspoon of sugar


wow dont think i have known another person who eats warm wheatabix


They wouldn't have it any other way in this house.  If I ever suggested cold weeatabix, the men in white coats would come calling soon after to take me away.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: GreekStein on February 10, 2011, 08:50:23 AM
Wtf do you wanna eat two meals of weetabix a day for?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 10, 2011, 09:14:54 AM
Wtf do you wanna eat two meals of weetabix a day for?

Cos it's the only way I can think of trying to stop eating complete and utter rubbish


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: david3103 on February 10, 2011, 10:07:41 AM
will eating weetabix 2 meals a day make me healthier or just shit a lot?

how many do u eat at a time?

1 and a half with quite a bit of milk warmed up in the microwave with a teaspoon of sugar


wow dont think i have known another person who eats warm wheatabix


Warm is the only way - add sultanas instead of sugar ftw


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Dewi_cool on February 10, 2011, 10:16:06 AM
we used warm milk too, we also put butter on them & sprinkle with sugar (without milk obv)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 13, 2011, 08:46:57 PM
really dont care if its a whinge. Had to post it cos it made me lol!

 Full Tilt Poker Game #28170927314: FTOPS Event #22 (211173117), Table 2257 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:43:13 ET - 2011/02/13
Seat 1: DFish (3,435), is sitting out
Seat 2: Kirill333 (4,135)
Seat 3: George2Loose (6,634)
Seat 4: DaKidOniiiiiiii (6,500)
Seat 5: CDoubleU (2,540)
Seat 6: Mikuri (5,528)
Seat 7: GB2005 (7,920)
Seat 8: hunkxxyy (5,603)
Seat 9: UplayUloseUcry (9,230)
George2Loose posts the small blind of 60
DaKidOniiiiiiii posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ks Ad]
CDoubleU has 15 seconds left to act
CDoubleU raises to 300
Mikuri folds
GB2005 folds
hunkxxyy folds
UplayUloseUcry has 15 seconds left to act
UplayUloseUcry folds
DFish folds
Kirill333 folds
George2Loose raises to 840
DaKidOniiiiiiii folds
CDoubleU raises to 2,540, and is all in
George2Loose calls 1,700
CDoubleU shows [Ac Qh]
George2Loose shows [Ks Ad]
*** FLOP *** [7c Ah As]
*** TURN *** [7c Ah As] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [7c Ah As Kd] [Kc]
CDoubleU shows a full house, Aces full of Kings
George2Loose shows a full house, Aces full of Kings
George2Loose ties for the pot (2,600) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
CDoubleU ties for the pot (2,600) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,200 | Rake 0
Board: [7c Ah As Kd Kc]
Seat 1: DFish didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Kirill333 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: George2Loose (small blind) showed [Ks Ad] and won (2,600) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 4: DaKidOniiiiiiii (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: CDoubleU showed [Ac Qh] and won (2,600) with a full house, Aces full of Kings
Seat 6: Mikuri didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: GB2005 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: hunkxxyy didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: UplayUloseUcry didn't bet (folded)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Claw75 on February 13, 2011, 09:03:40 PM
warm weetabix = standard, surely?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 13, 2011, 09:04:42 PM
warm weetabix = standard, surely?

no one else in the fam has it warm


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: technolog on February 13, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
My family used to when I was a lad.

Actually, I'd like to retract that. I was thinking of Shredded Wheat.

You're all a load of sickos obv.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 14, 2011, 12:31:15 AM
Pokerwise I am grinding my arse off atm but to no avail. Its tough when u constantly keep hitting a brick wall. I am seriously beginning to doubt my "abilty" and whether pursuing poker is right for me. I know people will probably mock and say "rara George is tez" etc etc. But I believe any game/sport etc is really down to confidence and at the moment I havent got one iota of confidence.

"Take a break" Yeh maybe. How long for? Who knows? Im sick like Cos tho- its tough for me to take a break. I have thought about logging off blonde, deactiviating facebook and riding off into the sunset but as with emptying the clip and firing 3 bullets, its easier said then done.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: NoflopsHomer on February 14, 2011, 01:07:20 AM
Pokerwise I am grinding my arse off atm but to no avail. Its tough when u constantly keep hitting a brick wall. I am seriously beginning to doubt my "abilty" and whether pursuing poker is right for me. I know people will probably mock and say "rara George is tez" etc etc. But I believe any game/sport etc is really down to confidence and at the moment I havent got one iota of confidence.

"Take a break" Yeh maybe. How long for? Who knows? Im sick like Cos tho- its tough for me to take a break. I have thought about logging off blonde, deactiviating facebook and riding off into the sunset but as with emptying the clip and firing 3 bullets, its easier said then done.

Have you tried switching games or moving across to cash? A lot of money to be made in mixed games if you're prepared to work hard learning them.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on February 14, 2011, 01:15:56 AM
Pokerwise I am grinding my arse off atm but to no avail. Its tough when u constantly keep hitting a brick wall. I am seriously beginning to doubt my "abilty" and whether pursuing poker is right for me. I know people will probably mock and say "rara George is tez" etc etc. But I believe any game/sport etc is really down to confidence and at the moment I havent got one iota of confidence.

"Take a break" Yeh maybe. How long for? Who knows? Im sick like Cos tho- its tough for me to take a break. I have thought about logging off blonde, deactiviating facebook and riding off into the sunset but as with emptying the clip and firing 3 bullets, its easier said then done.

Have you tried switching games or moving across to cash? A lot of money to be made in mixed games if you're prepared to work hard learning them.

Always spew online cash. Which games you talking about? I do know how to play a lot of games but probs not to a decent standard


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: Woodsey on February 14, 2011, 01:33:37 AM
Pokerwise I am grinding my arse off atm but to no avail. Its tough when u constantly keep hitting a brick wall. I am seriously beginning to doubt my "abilty" and whether pursuing poker is right for me. I know people will probably mock and say "rara George is tez" etc etc. But I believe any game/sport etc is really down to confidence and at the moment I havent got one iota of confidence.

"Take a break" Yeh maybe. How long for? Who knows? Im sick like Cos tho- its tough for me to take a break. I have thought about logging off blonde, deactiviating facebook and riding off into the sunset but as with emptying the clip and firing 3 bullets, its easier said then done.

Stick to the smaller stuff mate, play stuff you know 100% you can beat. I thought I was billy big bollocks a few years ago when I was a decentish player compared to others before the game started to get tough 3-4 years ago or so. The game has overtaken me now me and I know I'm an average player at best, but it does not bother me in the least as there are always games that can be beaten.

I just play the $5 and $10 rb's and the $10-$20 freezeouts, I grind out a small profit, degen a bit a way taking shots at cash games now and again but meh. If I can pay for the odd holiday from paying poker for fun I'm happy.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: RED-DOG on February 14, 2011, 08:11:49 AM
This baby is seriously overdue.



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: MC on March 08, 2011, 12:24:39 PM
Do you post on 2+2 as "oldskool3000"? :P

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showpost.php?p=24033940&postcount=13


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 08, 2011, 04:40:35 PM
Lol nice to be bracketeded with eames. I remember when I was up and coming


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: pleno1 on March 08, 2011, 04:46:45 PM
get back to the blogaments, I enjoyed reading.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 08, 2011, 04:56:26 PM
get back to the blogaments, I enjoyed reading.

Will do soon- mood hasnt taken me yet. Will probs post tourney report for manchester here


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: leethefish on March 08, 2011, 08:41:07 PM
i know its hard George mate i am taking this month off i am playing very bad and running bad.... so work hard in my job( self employed)earn monies try next month!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 01:00:34 AM
Pretty sick day today. I went back to Manchester UKIPT with a bowl so would have snap taken final 2 tables at start of the day but obv having got so far it's frustrating to not make the final. Not really thinking about the money and yes I know it's sad but would have liked to have been on tv for a bit longer. Not sure why just would have been "nice" Will do a full report maybe even tonight

Drive home was eventful. Had some dick in a mini white van tailing me down the A50. Everytime I  switched lanes he would stay rooted to my bumper so I switched to left lane and snap slowed down to about 25. He overtook me and fucked off. Prick.

Then had petrol light on ZERO- didnt realise this until I'd just passed some services so as I began my final leg down the M1 had a petrol sweat of 18 miles at 70mph. WP me. Would have been fun when my engine cut out on the M1 doing 70 with no phone battery had I survived..... I really am a dousche sometimes.

Oh and I think I need a haircut but Shelley doesn't want me to cut it- thoughts? Pic from UKIPT attached:



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: GreekStein on March 14, 2011, 01:02:12 AM
cut it. go back to shaved head ghetto george imo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: outragous76 on March 14, 2011, 01:02:34 AM
ul bud

hair looks great


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: cambridgealex on March 14, 2011, 01:09:13 AM
UL george. i think your current hairstyle gives you an exotic foreigner look which I'm really digging right now.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: GreekStein on March 14, 2011, 01:11:07 AM
In reply to alex's post I think having brown skin gives you an exotic foreigner look bud more so than the hair. Xxxx


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 01:13:31 AM
So the report. I shall start from the very beginning. Finished work Thurs looking forward to playing. Me and Shelley had arranged childcare so she could come with to rail. It really is fun and Shell drives which I really appreciate. I really do hate driving further than an hour's journey- don't ask me why. Just weird like that. We talk the whole way- usually about the kids. Amazing how little time we find at home sometimes to just talk with the day to day!

So glad Shelley enjoys being a Poker WAG. She sits in the bar for ages- reading books and playing DS games. I'll chat to her every break about progress. Usually obv whinging in frustration about pots. She calms me down. Rinse repeat about 6 times if I'm fortunate to still be in.

We get there about 11.30ish. I recognise no one at my table apart from some fish two to my left by the name of Andy Hulme aka stato 1 aka Countdown whizz. He's not in his seat tho and Simon Deadman aka golden bollox informs me mitch and andy went to the darts so they may be late. We're 4 handed and I open k9cc second hand and win a nice pot when I flop and flush and river a straight flush. I then win another pot with 55 on an a2335 board. Im up to 18k from 15k.... might just be my day................



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 01:14:37 AM
cut it. go back to shaved head ghetto george imo

Mrs G2L will kill you for this- she hates that look


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: pleno1 on March 14, 2011, 01:16:27 AM
love the hair bud, nice write up.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: titaniumbean on March 14, 2011, 01:22:00 AM
don't cut it!!


Unrucky, silly game!!! Come 2nd in the MC to me if you want :)up


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: cambridgealex on March 14, 2011, 01:28:46 AM
We're 4 handed and I open k9cc second hand and win a nice pot when I flop and flush and river a straight flush. I then win another pot with 55 on an a2335 board. Im up to 18k from 15k.... might just be my day................


u had 3k more than starting stack with those 2 hands?!

In reply to alex's post I think having brown skin gives you an exotic foreigner look bud more so than the hair. Xxxx

well that too. but i standby my point.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 01:31:34 AM
After winning those two pots I go pretty card dead. I'm opening a fair amount with the usual range of hands although I've reigned it in quite a bit. Number 1 because it was just spew/boredom and secondly- for some reason- people never believe I have it  ;whistle;

I finish first break with 22k after winning a decent pot against Fintan Gavin- Irish chap- nice guy. Never played with him before but I know he came second in EPT Barca one year (coincidentally saw it on tv). Anyway he rolls in late and sits down at 50/100. I am in mid pos and open Q10 to 250. Folds to him in bb and he says "I'll give yer a spin" Before the flop comes down I jokingly say "Do you have to?" oh the banter....

Anyway flop is a rather pleasant QQ5 rainbow. Gavin decides this spin will involve him leading into me for 300. Usually I would just flat here but I have a feeling Mr Gavin is going to do something quite special to I make it 825. Sure enough the insta 4 bet to 2400 comes in. hmmmmmmmm. Cawl.

J on the turn which now puts two spades on board. Gavin announces 3850. I eye him suspiciously. I do a call but to be honest my bum's twitching a little. I haven't been running the greatest of late and whereas I should put this down to a rather unfortunate cooler if he has me, I am worried about him actually somehow having me beat. I push the thought to the back of my mind and call again.

River is the 6s now putting a possible flush up there and Gavin checks. I really think I should check behind here. He doesn't call worse and if I do bet and he jams I would have to puke but I can't help but bet 5100. He snap folds- putting me on AQ claiming he had Q9.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 02:02:17 AM
OK bit of whinging and PHA comes to the CC.

I go card dead. This is where live poker can be so boring but personally live>>>>online on balance esp. these bigger events. Sure- your local 50 f/out is a lol donkfest but I love these stars event. Disagree with the wise one over the feel of them. They're reasonably priced, have a ton of value, a great structure and really well run by stars. Stars tour>>>> Grosvenor tour (tho Im not a hater)

I get queens. A guy who I've met thru Tony who plays on sky opens utg. He's fairly solid so I just flat QQ third to act. Board is K75cc. Check Check. 2 on turn. Check check. K on river. He bets like 2/3 pot and I sigh pay off his AK.

Then I find Kings at 75/150. Boom. I open to 400. Stato- aka fishcake calls as does BB. Off to A Q75cc flop. I 875 on flop. Andy calls. BB folds. 6 on turn. Check check. A very nice 8 on river. Marv. Board is now Q7586. I check very slowly. Andy tank bets 2450

Question

What does Andy have? And should we cawl???


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: stato_1 on March 14, 2011, 02:10:03 AM
idk but that guy is a fucking sicko. probs should just muck your hand when he calls pre


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: titaniumbean on March 14, 2011, 02:12:16 AM
what are the positions pre Chuckles?

it's hard to know what he had without cawling imo.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: cambridgealex on March 14, 2011, 02:12:55 AM
OK bit of whinging and PHA comes to the CC.

I go card dead. This is where live poker can be so boring but personally live>>>>online on balance esp. these bigger events. Sure- your local 50 f/out is a lol donkfest but I love these stars event. Disagree with the wise one over the feel of them. They're reasonably priced, have a ton of value, a great structure and really well run by stars. Stars tour>>>> Grosvenor tour (tho Im not a hater)

I get queens. A guy who I've met thru Tony who plays on sky opens utg. He's fairly solid so I just flat QQ third to act. Board is K75cc. Check Check. 2 on turn. Check check. K on river. He bets like 2/3 pot and I sigh pay off his AK.

Then I find Kings at 75/150. Boom. I open to 400. Stato- aka fishcake calls as does BB. Off to A Q75cc flop. I 875 on flop. Andy calls. BB folds. 6 on turn. Check check. A very nice 8 on river. Marv. Board is now Q7586. I check very slowly. Andy tank bets 2450

Question

What does Andy have? And should we cawl???

I don't think he checks the turn with a value hand like a set or Q. Knowing him he's got there somehow. Could be vbetting 86, or has 9x cc or A4cc, 45cc.
i know u didnt ask, but id bet the turn a lot of the time vs Andy.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 02:13:04 AM
what are the positions pre Chuckles?

it's hard to know what he had without cawling imo.

I raised from utg plus 1. Andy was sat two to my left


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 02:14:37 AM
OK bit of whinging and PHA comes to the CC.

I go card dead. This is where live poker can be so boring but personally live>>>>online on balance esp. these bigger events. Sure- your local 50 f/out is a lol donkfest but I love these stars event. Disagree with the wise one over the feel of them. They're reasonably priced, have a ton of value, a great structure and really well run by stars. Stars tour>>>> Grosvenor tour (tho Im not a hater)

I get queens. A guy who I've met thru Tony who plays on sky opens utg. He's fairly solid so I just flat QQ third to act. Board is K75cc. Check Check. 2 on turn. Check check. K on river. He bets like 2/3 pot and I sigh pay off his AK.

Then I find Kings at 75/150. Boom. I open to 400. Stato- aka fishcake calls as does BB. Off to A Q75cc flop. I 875 on flop. Andy calls. BB folds. 6 on turn. Check check. A very nice 8 on river. Marv. Board is now Q7586. I check very slowly. Andy tank bets 2450

Question

What does Andy have? And should we cawl???

I don't think he checks the turn with a value hand like a set or Q. Knowing him he's got there somehow. Could be vbetting 86, more likely has 9x cc or A4cc, 45cc.
i know u didnt ask, but id bet the turn a lot of the time vs Andy.

I fink I have da best hand on the turn a lot. Just pot controlling innit


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: cambridgealex on March 14, 2011, 02:16:40 AM
OK bit of whinging and PHA comes to the CC.

I go card dead. This is where live poker can be so boring but personally live>>>>online on balance esp. these bigger events. Sure- your local 50 f/out is a lol donkfest but I love these stars event. Disagree with the wise one over the feel of them. They're reasonably priced, have a ton of value, a great structure and really well run by stars. Stars tour>>>> Grosvenor tour (tho Im not a hater)

I get queens. A guy who I've met thru Tony who plays on sky opens utg. He's fairly solid so I just flat QQ third to act. Board is K75cc. Check Check. 2 on turn. Check check. K on river. He bets like 2/3 pot and I sigh pay off his AK.

Then I find Kings at 75/150. Boom. I open to 400. Stato- aka fishcake calls as does BB. Off to A Q75cc flop. I 875 on flop. Andy calls. BB folds. 6 on turn. Check check. A very nice 8 on river. Marv. Board is now Q7586. I check very slowly. Andy tank bets 2450

Question

What does Andy have? And should we cawl???

I don't think he checks the turn with a value hand like a set or Q. Knowing him he's got there somehow. Could be vbetting 86, more likely has 9x cc or A4cc, 45cc.
i know u didnt ask, but id bet the turn a lot of the time vs Andy.

now that i think more about it I think 86 is the most likely. going for heroishbig vbet, vs known hero caller


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 02:18:31 AM
Errrrrrrrr

Station>>>>>Known hero caller


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: cambridgealex on March 14, 2011, 02:19:35 AM
Errrrrrrrr

Station>>>>>Known hero caller

Sorry sir. Thought it a more flattering term.



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: stato_1 on March 14, 2011, 02:21:56 AM
Joking aside... if u get time as part of ur TR could u give ur thoughts on my exit hand George, as I thought it was pretty interesting and would be rele interested in ur opinion


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 14, 2011, 02:57:21 AM
Joking aside... if u get time as part of ur TR could u give ur thoughts on my exit hand George, as I thought it was pretty interesting and would be rele interested in ur opinion

Will do stato1. Personally I think it's a cooler realtime cos of his cawl pre but the guy was so tight- u start to think "he cant always have it" Sigh at him raise/tank calling the turn. FYL for the nitroll


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 15, 2011, 10:33:03 PM
Reportage FAIL


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: outragous76 on March 15, 2011, 11:10:02 PM
Reportage FAIL

not like you


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 17, 2011, 04:31:26 PM
For my backers I am going to finish this.

I found myself in a few pots but kept losing. This seems to happen to me in the mid stages of tournaments. I don't know if I get too impatient/ if poeple are making plays or simply I'm not hitting flops but a combo of them all resulted me being down from a high of 25k to 12k. I need to look at this part of my game because it is happening too often for it to be a coincidence.

Guy to my right opens to 1400 at 300/600. I jam 10s on button. BB (female) calls all in for 8k. FML. Hope it's a flip!

It's not a flip. She has 8s. Weeeeeeeee. Door card is a 10c. Boom. Flop is peeled back to reveal two more clubs and one of her 8s is parsley. Great. I fade tho and start to rebuild back up to 30. Now comes a hand where the inevitable spazz out/ridic move that was never ever going to work comes and I get there. Basically I 5 bet jammed all in with QJ off last hand before the break. I blame Gus Hansen. Luckily I was up against AK and binked a Queen.

Dont play many hands till the day ends although again the few that I open result in me cbet/folding. I manage to end the day on 58k after Gavin jams 10s into my jacks and I flop a jack. He turns a 10 for the rubdown. Day 2- woohoo!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 22, 2011, 01:49:38 AM
Feeling slightly melancholy tonight. Reflecting back on the last 12 months.

This time last year I'd not long won the deepstack was preparing for Vegas with Kev and Neil and playing with tons of confidence.

12 months on things are very different.

Hopefully, poker wise, things will be very different once again in 2012.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: tikay on March 22, 2011, 08:18:29 AM
Feeling slightly melancholy tonight. Reflecting back on the last 12 months.

This time last year I'd not long won the deepstack was preparing for Vegas with Kev and Neil and playing with tons of confidence.

12 months on things are very different.

Hopefully, poker wise, things will be very different once again in 2012.

Yup, it's been some year in the little world of blonde. It's as nothing compared to the wider world, though,

I wish you well on & off blonde in the next 12 months, Mr RP. Run good & all that. (I nearly said that awful "one time" phrase, but just stopped myself, phew).


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: Rio is born
Post by: George2Loose on March 24, 2011, 04:53:08 PM
Masterchef. Love it. Cept for:

a) It's make me super hungry and I always end up eating a kebab whilst watching it lol
b) I've never actually eaten in a top quality restaurant so the food may taste gash
c) It makes me wish I could cook (too lazy to start)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: celtic on March 24, 2011, 05:04:31 PM
Who has the better beard, you or Cos?

And how long have you had a beard for?

Are you playing the DTD deepstack next week?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: George2Loose on March 24, 2011, 05:08:46 PM
Who has the better beard, you or Cos?

And how long have you had a beard for?

Are you playing the DTD deepstack next week?

Me obv. Cos's isn't even a beard. It's like selective bum fluff. Just makes him look like a tramp. He should shave it imo. I've actually managed to cut my hair and shave the old beard so look a bit different atm.

Always had a beard really. Only on the odd occasion does it get cut (see above)

Nope- working. Sigh. Was looking forward to a 15k stack. Playing APAT in Cov this weekend tho


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: smashedagain on March 24, 2011, 05:11:50 PM
What's shit about this thread. It's in my top five of diaries.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: celtic on March 24, 2011, 05:12:40 PM
Do you know nigel hill? He plays at leicester and is viewing this thread. Is he terrible? I played with him and two of his mates at stanleys once. I thought they were all terrible ;)

Hi Nigel!!! Stanleys this weekend? 4k gtd ftw.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: celtic on March 24, 2011, 05:13:08 PM
Jason, why do you never read my diary?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: GreekStein on March 24, 2011, 05:13:34 PM
Who has the better beard, you or Cos?

And how long have you had a beard for?

Are you playing the DTD deepstack next week?

Me obv. Cos's isn't even a beard. It's like selective bum fluff. Just makes him look like a tramp. He should shave it imo. I've actually managed to cut my hair and shave the old beard so look a bit different atm.

Always had a beard really. Only on the odd occasion does it get cut (see above)

Nope- working. Sigh. Was looking forward to a 15k stack. Playing APAT in Cov this weekend tho

I don't have a beard atm. I rarely have a full on beard anyway, I'm just an unshaven mess a lot of the time.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: George2Loose on March 24, 2011, 05:15:21 PM
Do you know nigel hill? He plays at leicester and is viewing this thread. Is he terrible? I played with him and two of his mates at stanleys once. I thought they were all terrible ;)

Hi Nigel!!! Stanleys this weekend? 4k gtd ftw.

I know Nigel Hill. He plays at Leicester a lot. Nice guy.

Poker wise- Nigel could be good cos he has an excellent feel for the game post flop. Pity he can't fold pre.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: George2Loose on March 24, 2011, 05:16:00 PM
I think generally beards are -EV when trying to pull women although Shelley loves mine


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: smashedagain on March 24, 2011, 05:24:36 PM
Jason, why do you never read my diary?
I do read it but not knowing you (I don't think) I feel it would be rude to slag (troll / flame etc). Disappointed with myself that now I have got to 300 posts I ain't been on the staking threads and posted "is that really your hendonmob. Omg. Pmsl. Do one loser".... Fml only Keith Hawkins so far and I love him. Don't really understand the 10 2 hand on Dtd tv the other night tho. Put it down to a bit of dementia


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: George2Loose on March 24, 2011, 05:27:20 PM
lol yeh the 102 hand was com


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: leethefish on March 24, 2011, 06:41:49 PM
yea its shit now.... until you get back to life storeys then its the best on blonde!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: Rod on March 24, 2011, 07:34:37 PM
Who has the better beard, you or Cos?

And how long have you had a beard for?

Are you playing the DTD deepstack next week?

Me obv. Cos's isn't even a beard. It's like selective bum fluff. Just makes him look like a tramp. He should shave it imo. I've actually managed to cut my hair and shave the old beard so look a bit different atm.

Always had a beard really. Only on the odd occasion does it get cut (see above)

Nope- working. Sigh. Was looking forward to a 15k stack. Playing APAT in Cov this weekend tho
Good luck in Coventry George. Hope to see you at a few APATs this season.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: George2Loose on March 24, 2011, 10:15:07 PM
I take back what I said about nigelhill. He's a donk who doesn't fold J6 cos it's his fave hand


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: celtic on March 25, 2011, 12:00:57 AM
I take back what I said about nigelhill. He's a donk who doesn't fold J6 cos it's his fave hand

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: celtic on March 25, 2011, 12:27:08 AM
Jason, why do you never read my diary?
I do read it but not knowing you (I don't think) I feel it would be rude to slag (troll / flame etc). Disappointed with myself that now I have got to 300 posts I ain't been on the staking threads and posted "is that really your hendonmob. Omg. Pmsl. Do one loser".... Fml only Keith Hawkins so far and I love him. Don't really understand the 10 2 hand on Dtd tv the other night tho. Put it down to a bit of dementia

We have met, and we are friends on facebook, that makes us BFF imo, glad you have now posted on my diary, feel free to Hendon Mob me too, and then come and slag me off. It's all good fun.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: DO NOT READ. IT'S SHIT
Post by: George2Loose on April 01, 2011, 10:37:07 AM
Last few days have been rough.

I've had the week off work with flu. Hitting 30 has hit my immune system hard. I rarely get ill but have had flu 2 times in the last 6 months. Probably not had it as many times before that for 10 years.

So all I've been doing is grinding online in between sleeps. Hasn't been much fun. I update about losing less because people just think "George is just moaning again blah blah blah" and they're abso right.

As with UKIPT's- online I have so many last 2/3 table finishes of late. It's quite frustrating. Partly down to losing flips/running bad deep but also I think I've been a little impatient deep. Trying to find a spot when there's really not one there.

Got a result tonight which is a massive relief! Binked the turbo fiddy (well chopped it HU/flued up sleeping patterns ftw) for 8.5k which is my biggest online result in yonks. Have to get a whinge in. Was 4/1 chip leader HU and got it in KJ vs K5 for the 10.6k win but more than happy with the chop!!! Pity I'm not well enough to celebrate!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 01, 2011, 10:55:42 AM
Oh I've just been reminded about an incident that happened at APAT last weekend- will do a quick update when I wake up. Farce isn't the word.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on April 01, 2011, 10:57:40 AM
Congrats Mr buodoir.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 01, 2011, 10:57:58 AM
nice score george - a score is always good for the confidence - onwards and upwards


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Laxie on April 01, 2011, 11:01:17 AM
April Fool's joke surely?  If not...well done.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 01, 2011, 11:05:22 AM
Ha! Was thinking people would think that when I posted it. Sick joke. George wins! lol

Screenshots ftw :) won't just post up:

+8500
+8501
+8499



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 01, 2011, 11:17:59 AM
,


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on April 01, 2011, 11:20:49 AM
Nice one G2GTBT  ;sexybanana;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 04, 2011, 12:58:57 AM
My daughters fb status. Shes upstairs with Ace deciding what film to watch with him before beditime (Esme is 13, Ace is 2 going on 44) Made me and Shelley lol!

Esme Bedi

me'what film you wanna watch?'

Ace'medicine'

me'that's not a film'

Ace'yes it is'

Me'no its not'

ace'*slap me round face*YES IT IS!'


ermm I'm guessing it is then.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 06, 2011, 08:58:21 PM
So much for the heater


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 06, 2011, 09:00:19 PM
Im gonna have a whinge- cos let's face it. It's what I do best.

Handily placed in the 50r turbo. I'm around 10th I think. 36 cash. Then this happens:

Full Tilt Poker Game #29680353285: Turbo $15K Guarantee (Rush) (230534647), Table 47 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:47:50 ET - 2011/04/06
Seat 1: George2Loose (35,524)
Seat 2: DQnk (14,379)
Seat 3: dchendes (16,590)
Seat 4: basjeenlotte (32,671)
Seat 5: A6540 (17,651)
Seat 6: MUC09 (11,693)
Seat 7: pockerpofi (13,518)
Seat 8: asesino21 (13,333)
Seat 9: MBS Arb1 (57,394)
George2Loose antes 125
DQnk antes 125
dchendes antes 125
basjeenlotte antes 125
A6540 antes 125
MUC09 antes 125
pockerpofi antes 125
asesino21 antes 125
MBS Arb1 antes 125
DQnk posts the small blind of 500
dchendes posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [As Ts]
basjeenlotte has 8 seconds left to act
basjeenlotte folds
A6540 folds
MUC09 folds
pockerpofi folds
asesino21 has 8 seconds left to act
asesino21 folds
MBS Arb1 has 8 seconds left to act
MBS Arb1 raises to 2,000
George2Loose raises to 5,270
DQnk folds
dchendes folds
MBS Arb1 has 15 seconds left to act
MBS Arb1 calls 3,270
*** FLOP *** [5s 6d 3c]
MBS Arb1 checks
George2Loose bets 7,475
MBS Arb1 has 15 seconds left to act
MBS Arb1 calls 7,475
*** TURN *** [5s 6d 3c] [Tc]
MBS Arb1 bets 44,524, and is all in
George2Loose calls 22,654, and is all in
MBS Arb1 shows [8c 7c]
George2Loose shows [As Ts]
Uncalled bet of 21,870 returned to MBS Arb1
*** RIVER *** [5s 6d 3c Tc] [4c]
MBS Arb1 shows a flush, Ten high
George2Loose shows a pair of Tens
MBS Arb1 wins the pot (73,423) with a flush, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 73,423 | Rake 0
Board: [5s 6d 3c Tc 4c]
Seat 1: George2Loose (button) showed [As Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: DQnk (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: dchendes (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: basjeenlotte folded before the Flop
Seat 5: A6540 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: MUC09 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: pockerpofi folded before the Flop
Seat 8: asesino21 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: MBS Arb1 showed [8c 7c] and won (73,423) with a flush, Ten high

I am open to people critiquing my play. Is my sizing wrong or did I just run into one?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 06, 2011, 09:02:48 PM
its hardly a beat


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 06, 2011, 09:06:58 PM
its hardly a beat

Nope not a beat. Just what's happening deep. I get momentum then lose it in one key hand be it beat/cooler/flip etc.

LOL Donkaments I spose


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 06, 2011, 09:11:51 PM
just looked at the pre flop too - didnt realise you 3 bet him  - i hate the play fwiw


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 06, 2011, 09:14:14 PM
just looked at the pre flop too - didnt realise you 3 bet him  - i hate the play fwiw

Yeh his peel is pretty tez but to be expected in this comp by certain players. And his jam on the turn is very obviously a draw. Wish he'd raised flop now lol (I'd still be moaning tho)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 10:48:16 PM
why you bet so much on the flop?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 06, 2011, 10:52:38 PM
why you bet so much on the flop?

Yh flop sizing probs a little on the big side looking back.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on April 07, 2011, 12:02:37 AM
What was the end result of the belly piercing thing George?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: gatso on April 07, 2011, 02:15:19 AM
why you bet so much on the flop?

Yh flop sizing probs a little on the big side looking back.

you've only bet about 55% pot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 07, 2011, 08:04:07 AM
Still big gatso


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 08, 2011, 06:16:49 PM
What was the end result of the belly piercing thing George?

I compromised. Esme had her nose pierced for Xmas. I was still reluctant for her to do that but must admit it looks good.

She did have to go through hell at school for it as they have a no piercing rule (apart from one in each ear) which I feel is a little Draconian. She's not allowed to wear the piercing at school (now) whislt it was bedding it (or w/e the term is) she had to stay in class during break and lunch for around 6 weeks. She's single minded like her mother tho. Once she wants something doesn't matter what barriers are in the way she'll get it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on April 08, 2011, 09:07:32 PM
Sounds like she is single minded and determine  George which ain't bad qualitys for a kid today. Just please I only have 3 boys to keep check of.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 09, 2011, 12:32:57 PM
Juist schooled the Ho in a 45 manner


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on April 09, 2011, 12:46:32 PM
Juist schooled the Ho in a 45 manner

tis true got crushed


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 10, 2011, 11:34:45 PM
Another slowroll of a Sunday- came 18th out of 34000 runners with top 3 getting main event seats in the 1$ ME satty. Now this in double deuce to leave me one tabling. WP:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ad Ks]
nateangello folds
Pugger06 folds
merlinsays folds
singapore12 folds
molchun17 folds
NewberryKA folds
Haniel210 folds
poklov calls 140
George2Loose raises to 700
poklov raises to 9,220, and is all in
George2Loose calls 8,520
poklov shows [9s 8s]
George2Loose shows [Ad Ks]
*** FLOP *** [6s 3c 8c]
*** TURN *** [6s 3c 8c] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [6s 3c 8c Tc] [5c]


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 21, 2011, 12:09:51 AM
hehehe like my bet amt on the river?

PokerStars Game #61098425465: Tournament #417010733, $15.00+$1.50 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVII (400/800) - 2011/04/21 0:07:54 WET [2011/04/20 19:07:54 ET]
Table '417010733 8' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Odnilra (3925 in chips)
Seat 2: chemuita (17695 in chips)
Seat 3: George2Loose (23857 in chips)
Seat 4: matelotdave (24645 in chips)
Seat 5: cws33 (6522 in chips)
Seat 6: fittlingur (8349 in chips)
Seat 7: PDK6 (25064 in chips)
Seat 8: treezer (13050 in chips)
Seat 9: mc_Money77 (8023 in chips)
Odnilra: posts the ante 100
chemuita: posts the ante 100
George2Loose: posts the ante 100
matelotdave: posts the ante 100
cws33: posts the ante 100
fittlingur: posts the ante 100
PDK6: posts the ante 100
treezer: posts the ante 100
mc_Money77: posts the ante 100
chemuita: posts small blind 400
George2Loose: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [7s 7c]
matelotdave: raises 800 to 1600
cws33: folds
fittlingur: folds
PDK6: folds
treezer: folds
mc_Money77: folds
Odnilra: folds
chemuita: folds
George2Loose: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [7h 7d 2c]
George2Loose: checks
matelotdave: checks
*** TURN *** [7h 7d 2c] [Ac]
George2Loose: checks
matelotdave: bets 1600
George2Loose: calls 1600
*** RIVER *** [7h 7d 2c Ac] [Qc]
George2Loose: bets 7777
matelotdave: calls 7777
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [7s 7c] (four of a kind, Sevens)
matelotdave: mucks hand
George2Loose collected 23254 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23254 | Rake 0
Board [7h 7d 2c Ac Qc]
Seat 1: Odnilra (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: chemuita (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: George2Loose (big blind) showed [7s 7c] and won (23254) with four of a kind, Sevens
Seat 4: matelotdave mucked [Ah Kh]
Seat 5: cws33 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: fittlingur folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: PDK6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: treezer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: mc_Money77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 21, 2011, 02:27:23 AM
hehe i do


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 21, 2011, 12:22:30 PM
PLus side is games a so much softer now the Yanks are left. Bad news is you have to donk dodge the Russians, Germans, Spanish, Romanian and sorry Cos- The fkin Greek!

PokerStars Game #61113006353: Tournament #385808484, $80.40+$1.60 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (200/400) - 2011/04/21 12:19:35 WET [2011/04/21 7:19:35 ET]
Table '385808484 7' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: George2Loose (4350 in chips)
Seat 2: edy53 (8070 in chips)
Seat 3: di_sancho (3780 in chips)
Seat 4: aitorfg (3360 in chips)
Seat 5: TTRina01 (8510 in chips)
Seat 6: cheguaca (2520 in chips)
George2Loose: posts the ante 80
edy53: posts the ante 80
di_sancho: posts the ante 80
aitorfg: posts the ante 80
TTRina01: posts the ante 80
cheguaca: posts the ante 80
di_sancho: posts small blind 200
aitorfg: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Qh Qc]
TTRina01: calls 400
cheguaca has timed out while being disconnected
cheguaca: folds
cheguaca is sitting out
cheguaca is connected
George2Loose: raises 3870 to 4270 and is all-in
cheguaca has returned
edy53: calls 4270
di_sancho: folds
aitorfg: folds
TTRina01: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6c Td]
*** TURN *** [Jh 6c Td] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6c Td 8c] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Qh Qc] (a pair of Queens)
edy53: shows [8d Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
edy53 collected 10020 from pot
George2Loose finished the tournament in 51st place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10020 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 6c Td 8c 3s]
Seat 1: George2Loose showed [Qh Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: edy53 (button) showed [8d Jd] and won (10020) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 3: di_sancho (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: aitorfg (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: TTRina01 folded before Flop
Seat 6: cheguaca folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 21, 2011, 12:32:14 PM
np Chucklations, Greeks are terrible!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 02:32:32 AM
FK sake. How come the worst fkin players in the world get so lucky yet I'm the worst and can never get there. FUCKING FUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

On the brightside I have tomorrow off- me and the fam gonna do somefink. Not sure what tho yet


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 01:55:14 PM
From hero to zero in 3 hands. 4k up top instead go from chip leader to out in 3 bastard hands.

Dealt to George2Loose [6c Ad]
kyo0805: folds
ilmister796: folds
Naropa: folds
scifo79: raises 34378 to 40378 and is all-in
eleazuki: folds
George2Loose: calls 34378
*** FLOP *** [Qh Th Qd]
*** TURN *** [Qh Th Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Th Qd Td] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [6c Ad] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
scifo79: shows [Jc Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
scifo79 collected 88256 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 88256 | Rake 0
Board [Qh Th Qd Td 8s]


Dealt to George2Loose [As 8d]
ilmister796: folds
Naropa: folds
scifo79: folds
eleazuki: folds
George2Loose: raises 81881 to 87881 and is all-in
kyo0805: calls 61196 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (20685) returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8c 5c]
*** TURN *** [Ts 8c 5c] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8c 5c 9h] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [As 8d] (a pair of Eights)
kyo0805: shows [Th Kh] (two pair, Kings and Tens)

Dealt to George2Loose [Ks Ad]
Naropa: folds
scifo79: folds
eleazuki: raises 79618 to 86618 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 19810 and is all-in
kyo0805: folds
ilmister796: folds
Uncalled bet (66808) returned to eleazuki
*** FLOP *** [Th Ac Qs]
*** TURN *** [Th Ac Qs] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Th Ac Qs 3c] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
eleazuki: shows [Tc 2c] (a flush, Ace high)
George2Loose: shows [Ks Ad] (a pair of Aces)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 22, 2011, 02:15:39 PM
the last ones the best


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 22, 2011, 02:16:18 PM
the last ones the best


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 04:24:33 PM
Yeh- even got a vamoo afterward from the Spaniard. Had to go back to my chat warrior days


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 04:26:06 PM
Just been Foxton Locks with the kids with the intention of being out for the day but we're all lightweights in the Sun so have decided to watch Enchanted at 4.50.

Onlineaments again tonight. Shelley going gala to play the 20 freeze and is asking me to go too. Dunno if I can be arsed but may change my mind later


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on April 22, 2011, 04:49:15 PM
 Did you know that your posts to views ratio is higher than Greeky's?

Incredible.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 22, 2011, 05:08:53 PM
Did you know that your posts to views ratio is higher than Greeky's?

Incredible.

Whoopdedoo basil, but what does it all mean?

Yours is lowest at 1:15 vinny, cos at 1:22, me 1:20 george infront with 1:27

i think its all the bad beat stories.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on April 22, 2011, 05:14:50 PM
I dunno what it means, I don't even know how I noticed it.

I always assumed Cos' was the most popular, mainly because he told me so.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 22, 2011, 05:20:16 PM
Lol @ that completely useless stat.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 05:23:24 PM
Your diaries>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>My diary


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on April 22, 2011, 05:30:37 PM
Lol @ that completely useless stat.

haha,

I met Cos the other week at Holborn, and he was telling about his sponsorship deal etc..

then he added, I will doing a blog for them too, so that is great news for you & Alex....

Eh?

Yeah, it means more people might start viewing your diaries...  :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 22, 2011, 05:36:51 PM
Lol @ that completely useless stat.

haha,

I met Cos the other week at Holborn, and he was telling about his sponsorship deal etc..

then he added, I will doing a blog for them too, so that is great news for you & Alex....

Eh?

Yeah, it means more people might start viewing your diaries...  :)

what a cock. we should be more scandalous vinny. or we could carry on not giving a shit and laughing at cos.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 05:39:14 PM
Do people really give a shit? People only read Cos's diary for the inevitable done the lot.

Quite a funny beat. The Cody is the nuts even when Im a lock on the flop:

ñoño888: raises 709 to 859
George2Loose: calls 415 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (294) returned to ñoño888
*** FLOP *** [As 2s Js]
*** TURN *** [As 2s Js] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [As 2s Js 4c] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ñoño888: shows [4s Td] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
George2Loose: shows [Qs Qh] (a pair of Queens)
ñoño888 collected 1130 from pot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 22, 2011, 05:42:52 PM
great stuff. more of this pls.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 05:44:26 PM
great stuff. more of this pls.

No ty! Might post some good beats for balance


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 05:46:37 PM
FTOPS and stars or 20 freeze with Mrs and the donks at gala?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 22, 2011, 05:50:25 PM
FTOPS and stars or 20 freeze with Mrs and the donks at gala?

wherever you can get the best beat stories.

i reckon gala: always get some comedy stories. play gala bingo. not the trad gala bingo. my version im making up right now. you play in a group/just with the mrs. select 5 livepoker catch phrases each (i hate jacks, didn't wanna see a flop etc etc) and then it plays on like normal bingo.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 05:52:20 PM
FTOPS and stars or 20 freeze with Mrs and the donks at gala?

wherever you can get the best beat stories.

i reckon gala: always get some comedy stories. play gala bingo. not the trad gala bingo. my version im making up right now. you play in a group/just with the mrs. select 5 livepoker catch phrases each (i hate jacks, didn't wanna see a flop etc etc) and then it plays on like normal bingo.

Deffo more beats online altho having to play at gala could be classed as one big beat


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Could do diary updates from gala....

"utg limps, utg+1 limps, utg+3 limps, c/off limps, button limps, sb 10 x's it. BB and all limpers call"

It's like I'm there already


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on April 22, 2011, 06:46:19 PM
Could do diary updates from gala....

"utg limps, utg+1 limps, utg+3 limps, c/off limps, button limps, sb 10 x's it. BB and all limpers call"

It's like I'm there already
a night out with the mrs is good karma. swop 10% as well. be gratefull someone will baby sit.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 06:48:17 PM
Could do diary updates from gala....

"utg limps, utg+1 limps, utg+3 limps, c/off limps, button limps, sb 10 x's it. BB and all limpers call"

It's like I'm there already
a night out with the mrs is good karma. swop 10% as well. be gratefull someone will baby sit.

swap 10%?!?!?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on April 22, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
Could do diary updates from gala....

"utg limps, utg+1 limps, utg+3 limps, c/off limps, button limps, sb 10 x's it. BB and all limpers call"

It's like I'm there already
a night out with the mrs is good karma. swop 10% as well. be gratefull someone will baby sit.

swap 10%?!?!?

Yeah, gives you a chance of making a profit on the evening ;)o


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 07:05:20 PM
On the very slim prospect that I actually cash I get precisley 0%

As is the case in all comps I play


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on April 22, 2011, 07:45:14 PM
my wife gets 50% because she is a diamond. she says she aint happy i spent so much money trying for monte carlo seats and irish open and never won one. she has started asking what make up is....i've told her to do one


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 08:56:35 PM
Balance:

Full Tilt Poker Game #30055573492: Turbo $10K Guarantee (Rush) (233415871), Table 56 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:50:20 ET - 2011/04/22
Seat 1: George2Loose (17,143)
Seat 2: Jack524 (10,666)
Seat 3: Kristoloco (84,959)
Seat 4: Affrokjell (19,765)
Seat 5: ballcapkid1 (11,173)
Seat 6: UsAgainsTeWorld (24,492)
Seat 7: francoguate (31,568)
Seat 8: Smgzor (6,357)
Seat 9: puzo555 (14,274)
George2Loose antes 150
Jack524 antes 150
Kristoloco antes 150
Affrokjell antes 150
ballcapkid1 antes 150
UsAgainsTeWorld antes 150
francoguate antes 150
Smgzor antes 150
puzo555 antes 150
Jack524 posts the small blind of 600
Kristoloco posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [As 5h]
Affrokjell folds
ballcapkid1 folds
UsAgainsTeWorld folds
francoguate folds
Smgzor folds
puzo555 folds
George2Loose has 8 seconds left to act
George2Loose raises to 16,993, and is all in
Jack524 calls 9,916, and is all in
Kristoloco calls 15,793
George2Loose shows [As 5h]
Jack524 shows [Ac Qc]
Kristoloco shows [Kh Ks]
*** FLOP *** [8d 7h 9h]
*** TURN *** [8d 7h 9h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [8d 7h 9h 6c] [8c]
George2Loose shows a straight, Nine high
Kristoloco shows two pair, Kings and Eights
George2Loose wins the side pot (12,954) with a straight, Nine high
Jack524 shows a pair of Eights
George2Loose wins the main pot (32,898) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 45,852 Main pot 32,898. Side pot 12,954. | Rake 0
Board: [8d 7h 9h 6c 8c]
Seat 1: George2Loose (button) showed [As 5h] and won (45,852) with a straight, Nine high
Seat 2: Jack524 (small blind) showed [Ac Qc] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: Kristoloco (big blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 4: Affrokjell folded before the Flop
Seat 5: ballcapkid1 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: UsAgainsTeWorld folded before the Flop
Seat 7: francoguate folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Smgzor folded before the Flop
Seat 9: puzo555 folded before the Flop


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 09:09:07 PM
In before it all goes tits up.... too late! another 16th:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [9h 9s]
bukchinaski has 8 seconds left to act
bukchinaski has timed out
bukchinaski folds
HYPERPSYCHO folds
bamsefar2 has 8 seconds left to act
bamsefar2 raises to 5,100
desmondIII folds
lordwinny folds
George2Loose raises to 33,260, and is all in
Kristoloco folds
bamsefar2 has 15 seconds left to act
bamsefar2 has requested TIME
bamsefar2 calls 21,067, and is all in
George2Loose shows [9h 9s]
bamsefar2 shows [2c 2d]
Uncalled bet of 7,093 returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [7s 3c Td]
*** TURN *** [7s 3c Td] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [7s 3c Td 2s] [4h]


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 22, 2011, 09:11:11 PM
Do you think you sometimes run below ev?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 09:14:19 PM
Do you think you sometimes run below ev?

I know people think I whinge for no reason (I do moan a lot). I honestly hate it myself but for about 9 months this stuff happens to me a lot esp deep. A key flip or a situation like the 99 vs 22 occurs and say 12 months ago I wouldn't even sweat it. Now I sweat every 2 outer.

Still Costas, as you know, it's all in the mind. Positive thinking ftw


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 09:18:31 PM
So as you have probably realised my fellow blondites I have stayed in and Shelley has gone to play gala. Reasons are:

1)I'm enjoying playing online atm

2)We can save the sitter for another night

3) I wanna win FTOPS (51/653) Yeh Yeh- bad beat post probs coming up later

4)May play super 50 at dtd tomorrow for live fix

5)I am working tomoz (I run good with weekend shifts)

My fellow blondes (if any of you are out there) would u like me to post updates? Not just the bad beats but maybe some key hands, flips and inevitably spews. Or are you just not that bovvered?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 22, 2011, 09:31:16 PM
Just the bad beats pls. I like those.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 22, 2011, 09:37:22 PM
yes plssssssssssssssssssssssssss

glgl


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 09:37:57 PM
Snap unregged a few late ones due to work tomorrow and the earlier comps haven't gone to plan so just FTOPS and may late reg UKIPT cork satty


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 09:44:35 PM
Well that went well. Whenever I make a slightly loose peel I seem to get bitch slapped.

Full Tilt Poker Game #30056666079: FTOPS Event #14 (224318946), Table 148 - 170/340 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:42:49 ET - 2011/04/22
Seat 1: darkblue74 (9,851)
Seat 2: George2Loose (9,550)
Seat 3: Beelsebub (6,999)
Seat 4: odolmed3 (13,899)
Seat 5: TeMagno (39,134)
Seat 6: alessandro_sib (26,875)
darkblue74 antes 25
George2Loose antes 25
Beelsebub antes 25
odolmed3 antes 25
TeMagno antes 25
alessandro_sib antes 25
Beelsebub posts the small blind of 170
odolmed3 posts the big blind of 340
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [2d Ad]
TeMagno raises to 680
alessandro_sib calls 680
darkblue74 folds
George2Loose calls 680
Beelsebub calls 510
odolmed3 calls 340
*** FLOP *** [Jh 2h Ac]
Beelsebub checks
odolmed3 checks
TeMagno checks
alessandro_sib bets 1,700
George2Loose raises to 8,845, and is all in
Beelsebub folds
odolmed3 folds
TeMagno folds
alessandro_sib calls 7,145
George2Loose shows [2d Ad]
alessandro_sib shows [Qh Ah]
*** TURN *** [Jh 2h Ac] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 2h Ac 9d] [4h]
George2Loose shows two pair, Aces and Twos
alessandro_sib shows a flush, Ace high
alessandro_sib wins the pot (21,240) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 21,240 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh 2h Ac 9d 4h]
Seat 1: darkblue74 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: George2Loose (button) showed [2d Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Twos
Seat 3: Beelsebub (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: odolmed3 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: TeMagno folded on the Flop
Seat 6: alessandro_sib showed [Qh Ah] and won (21,240) with a flush, Ace high


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 22, 2011, 09:50:35 PM
dont loose peel?

ul


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 22, 2011, 09:52:02 PM
can i join in

im in 5 - bound to be some

(only kidding)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 09:53:36 PM
dont loose peel?

ul

Head says don't do it but my heart tells me they're suited.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 22, 2011, 09:57:11 PM
 :P

you start the hand with 30bbs!

You need 90 mins in a car with Tommy C!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 09:58:47 PM
:P

you start the hand with 30bbs!

You need 90 mins in a car with Tommy C!

Mate I know it's a fold. Easy easy fold however when I flop 2 pair is it too much to ask that I do a win?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 22, 2011, 10:02:55 PM
:P

you start the hand with 30bbs!

You need 90 mins in a car with Tommy C!

Mate I know it's a fold. Easy easy fold however when I flop 2 pair is it too much to ask that I do a win?

i know u know its a fold!

but yeah - it would be nice to hold


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 22, 2011, 10:07:07 PM
oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - the old limp snap 89o - this is how to play fella

Full Tilt Poker Game #30057104439: $30,000 KO Guarantee (233417868), Table 127 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:04:34 UTC - 2011/04/22 [17:04:34 ET - 2011/04/22]
Seat 1: ANGELmosgu (9,059)
Seat 2: jonnak76 (11,070)
Seat 3: Volumes69 (4,960)
Seat 4: bukithepro (8,173)
Seat 5: Kroko x (1,815)
Seat 6: johnnyboy27272 (2,360)
Seat 7: FatBeetle (5,496)
Seat 8: outragous76 (4,884)
Seat 9: Bob_A7 (4,965)
ANGELmosgu antes 25
jonnak76 antes 25
Volumes69 antes 25
bukithepro antes 25
Kroko x antes 25
johnnyboy27272 antes 25
FatBeetle antes 25
outragous76 antes 25
Bob_A7 antes 25
outragous76 posts the small blind of 120
Bob_A7 posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to outragous76 [Qc Ad]
ANGELmosgu calls 240
jonnak76 has 15 seconds left to act
jonnak76 folds
Volumes69 has 15 seconds left to act
Volumes69 folds
bukithepro has 15 seconds left to act
bukithepro has requested TIME
bukithepro calls 240
Kroko x folds
johnnyboy27272 folds
FatBeetle folds
outragous76 raises to 4,859, and is all in
Bob_A7 folds
ANGELmosgu raises to 9,034, and is all in
bukithepro has 15 seconds left to act
bukithepro has requested TIME
bukithepro folds
ANGELmosgu shows [9s 8h]
outragous76 shows [Qc Ad]
Uncalled bet of 4,175 returned to ANGELmosgu
*** FLOP *** [8d 9d Kc]
*** TURN *** [8d 9d Kc] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 9d Kc 8s] [Ah]
ANGELmosgu shows a full house, Eights full of Nines
outragous76 shows two pair, Aces and Eights
ANGELmosgu wins the pot (10,423) with a full house, Eights full of Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10,423 | Rake 0
Board: [8d 9d Kc 8s Ah]
Seat 1: ANGELmosgu showed [9s 8h] and won (10,423) with a full house, Eights full of Nines
Seat 2: jonnak76 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Volumes69 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: bukithepro folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Kroko x folded before the Flop
Seat 6: johnnyboy27272 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: FatBeetle (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: outragous76 (small blind) showed [Qc Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 9: Bob_A7 (big blind) folded before the Flop


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 10:14:14 PM
DUCY I checked the Q3- they're limp snapping their entire range!!! Mainly the Russians


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 22, 2011, 10:52:19 PM
Ace on the river - sick game. Dunno why I keep logging into this thread. I'm addicted to your misery.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 22, 2011, 11:05:59 PM
how many u in george?

ive cashed 1 and got grains in my big one

pretty sure im gonna turn my 15bbs into a win in the 1st one


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 11:07:01 PM
how many u in george?

ive cashed 1 and got grains in my big one

pretty sure im gonna turn my 15bbs into a win in the 1st one

Gave up for the night mate. Savin it for Sunday


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 11:07:25 PM
Ace on the river - sick game. Dunno why I keep logging into this thread. I'm addicted to your misery.

Sure was me.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 22, 2011, 11:56:06 PM
Heads up for a seat to Cork! In for 15 Euro's and locked up 150 euro. Chip deficit HU tho.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 23, 2011, 12:03:20 AM
get it son!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 12:04:10 AM
oioi!!!

PokerStars Game #61183204939: Tournament #385475910, €5.00+€0.50 EUR Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIII (20000/40000) - 2011/04/23 0:03:26 WET [2011/04/22 19:03:26 ET]
Table '385475910 5' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 5: Underraiser (424160 in chips)
Seat 9: George2Loose (1102840 in chips)
Underraiser: posts the ante 4000
George2Loose: posts the ante 4000
George2Loose: posts small blind 20000
Underraiser: posts big blind 40000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [4s Kd]
George2Loose: raises 1058840 to 1098840 and is all-in
Underraiser: calls 380160 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (678680) returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [td 9c 3d]
*** TURN *** [td 9c 3d] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [td 9c 3d 6c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Underraiser: shows [8s Qd] (high card Ace)
George2Loose: shows [4s Kd] (high card Ace - King kicker)
George2Loose collected 848320 from pot
Underraiser finished the tournament in 2nd place and received €150.00.
George2Loose wins the tournament and receives €140.00 - congratulations!
George2Loose wins an entry to tournament #377986966
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 848320 | Rake 0
Board [td 9c 3d 6c Ac]
Seat 5: Underraiser (big blind) showed [8s Qd] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: George2Loose (button) (small blind) showed [4s Kd] and won (848320) with high card Ace


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 23, 2011, 12:06:11 AM
6/7 on party 15k

pretty sure im gonna win thou - its been 6 months and had way too many finals without a W!

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(wp george)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 12:06:57 AM
6/7 on party 15k

pretty sure im gonna win thou - its been 6 months and had way too many finals without a W!

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(wp george)

gl mate!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 23, 2011, 12:15:05 AM
Get a room


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 23, 2011, 12:26:51 AM
3/4 25bbs and a night out lined up!

Ive never planned hammered before but there is something to be said about it!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 23, 2011, 12:30:53 AM
3/3

plan on this continued luddering  - no idea how i go there! - surely anyone can win 2 hands HU?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 23, 2011, 12:34:12 AM
2/2 - no idea whats going on

 - norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 2nd as i type!

how does KT not beat AQ - ive no idea

pretty much couldnt tell you what happened at the FT except i luddered like a mofo and reshipped a few times!



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 23, 2011, 12:56:04 AM
How much did you win guy? Congrats.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 23, 2011, 01:02:42 AM
How much did you win guy? Congrats.

 in true GIL fashion - was 2.7 dimes - but im drunk - im obv not a degen so insta cashed out - but now im off out to probs iron the lot! (well a little bit anyway!)

You gotta enjoy the ups!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 03:11:45 AM
For CL in 100$ turbo. We're on the bubble and the guy wants to peel. Why wouldn't you vs me tho?


PokerStars Game #61188712363: Tournament #417011005, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVIII (500/1000) - 2011/04/23 3:09:01 WET [2011/04/22 22:09:01 ET]
Table '417011005 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: MONGUST (16854 in chips)
Seat 2: kyo0805 (22232 in chips)
Seat 3: snize07 (12260 in chips)
Seat 5: Ponta lanca (8151 in chips)
Seat 7: George2Loose (19501 in chips)
Seat 8: juzlearnin (2735 in chips)
Seat 9: martin197201 (10271 in chips)
MONGUST: posts the ante 125
kyo0805: posts the ante 125
snize07: posts the ante 125
Ponta lanca: posts the ante 125
George2Loose: posts the ante 125
juzlearnin: posts the ante 125
martin197201: posts the ante 125
kyo0805: posts small blind 500
snize07: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Jd Qh]
Ponta lanca: folds
George2Loose: raises 1000 to 2000
juzlearnin: folds
martin197201: folds
MONGUST: folds
kyo0805: folds
GazzyB123 is connected
snize07: calls 1000
*** FLOP *** [Qd 5s 6h]
snize07: checks
George2Loose: bets 2650
snize07: raises 7485 to 10135 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 7485
*** TURN *** [Qd 5s 6h] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 5s 6h 4h] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
snize07: shows [6c 7s] (a straight, Four to Eight)
George2Loose: shows [Jd Qh] (a pair of Queens)
snize07 collected 25645 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 25645 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 5s 6h 4h 8s]
Seat 1: MONGUST (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: kyo0805 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: snize07 (big blind) showed [6c 7s] and won (25645) with a straight, Four to Eight
Seat 5: Ponta lanca folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: George2Loose showed [Jd Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 8: juzlearnin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: martin197201 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 03:17:46 AM
Back in the game. 11/41:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [6h Ah]
MiikkaTarmo: folds
George2Loose: raises 7116 to 8366 and is all-in
Ibrahimovic: folds
skuja: folds
delaney_kid: folds
Big Mac Frac: folds
RUASHOOTER: folds
ForceRacoon: calls 6282 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (834) returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [Ad 4h 7h]
*** TURN *** [Ad 4h 7h] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 4h 7h Kh] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ForceRacoon: shows [Jc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
George2Loose: shows [6h Ah] (a flush, Ace high)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 03:19:46 AM
1/33

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ac Kh]
skuja: folds
delaney_kid: raises 20917 to 22417 and is all-in
Big Mac Frac: folds
RUASHOOTER: calls 4866 and is all-in
robberdog: folds
MiikkaTarmo: folds
George2Loose: calls 18323 and is all-in
Ibrahimovic: folds
Uncalled bet (3344) returned to delaney_kid
*** FLOP *** [Ts Jd Tc]
*** TURN *** [Ts Jd Tc] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Jd Tc 3s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ac Kh] (a pair of Tens)
delaney_kid: shows [8c Ad] (a pair of Tens - lower kicker)
George2Loose collected 28414 from side pot
RUASHOOTER: shows [Ks Kc] (two pair, Kings and Tens)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Qs Qc]
delaney_kid: raises 1669 to 3169 and is all-in
Big Mac Frac: folds
RUASHOOTER: folds
robberdog: raises 5226 to 8395 and is all-in
MiikkaTarmo: folds
George2Loose: raises 19844 to 28239 and is all-in
Ibrahimovic: folds
skuja: folds
Uncalled bet (19844) returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [Jc 7s Ac]
southeast88 is connected
*** TURN *** [Jc 7s Ac] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 7s Ac 4h] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
robberdog: shows [Tc Th] (a pair of Tens)
George2Loose: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
George2Loose collected 10452 from side pot
delaney_kid: shows [3h 3d] (a pair of Threes)
George2Loose collected 13157 from main pot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 03:40:48 AM
Won a flip! 3/13

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [8s 8h]
doriansuited: folds
shinbunshi: raises 19519 to 23519 and is all-in
gildor heber: folds
pesadilla66: folds
g13sakis: folds
George2Loose: raises 9837 to 33356 and is all-in
GazzyB123: folds
Uncalled bet (9837) returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [7d 5c 9d]
*** TURN *** [7d 5c 9d] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5c 9d 5d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [8s 8h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
shinbunshi: shows [Qs Kh] (a pair of Fives)
George2Loose collected 54538 from pot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 03:47:32 AM
3/9 on final


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 03:52:00 AM
1/6

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ac As]
doriansuited: folds
gast117: folds
bedias: folds
Ab4r4: folds
g13sakis: raises 72911 to 78911 and is all-in
George2Loose: raises 5874 to 84785 and is all-in
Zapiello: folds
Uncalled bet (5874) returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [Tc 6c 5h]
*** TURN *** [Tc 6c 5h] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 6c 5h 9d] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
g13sakis: shows [Kd Jh] (a pair of Nines)
George2Loose collected 169072 from pot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 03:53:58 AM
and we're winning fliips:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [9s 9h]
Zapiello: folds
doriansuited: folds
gast117: folds
bedias: raises 59204 to 66204 and is all-in
Ab4r4: folds
George2Loose: calls 59204
*** FLOP *** [8c 6h Js]
*** TURN *** [8c 6h Js] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [8c 6h Js 4s] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [9s 9h] (a pair of Nines)
bedias: shows [As Qc] (high card Ace)
George2Loose collected 141158 from pot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on April 23, 2011, 04:02:08 AM
mbn tid.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 04:10:12 AM
Never easy- just lost flip 3 handed:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Kh Ac]
doriansuited: folds
gast117: raises 140611 to 150611 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 140611
*** FLOP *** [7d 9c 2c]
*** TURN *** [7d 9c 2c] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [7d 9c 2c 3h] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gast117: shows [5s 5h] (a pair of Fives)
George2Loose: shows [Kh Ac] (high card Ace)
gast117 collected 304972 from pot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 04:14:59 AM
Bobstains. 3rd for 3.3k. Got a walk with kings then jammed A8cc when sb min raised with queens and didnt get therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on April 23, 2011, 04:22:17 AM
parsley lost?!

sigh unrucky.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on April 23, 2011, 08:28:46 AM
I win twice!
A night out with Lil Dave ftw!

Kinda more than the dimes! In a way!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: rex008 on April 23, 2011, 12:00:12 PM
Underraiser finished the tournament in 2nd place and received €150.00.
George2Loose wins the tournament and receives €140.00 - congratulations!

Now that's a weird structure. Was it a bounty hunter or had you done a deal?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 12:03:21 PM
I won a seat plus hotel to cork.140€ is the expenses


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 23, 2011, 12:29:00 PM
im obv not a degen

Saying this means you are a huge degen.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 23, 2011, 12:47:19 PM
well done on the score last night. the moaning gods obviously felt you deserved a nice result wp wp.

I'd like to add how I enjoy all the HH details. It's always so sharp and to-the-point when people say "won a flip". I like to see what cards you had, what cards they had, the way the board ran out, sns &chip counts of the others players etc etc. It's all in there, n1.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 12:52:23 PM
well done on the score last night. the moaning gods obviously felt you deserved a nice result wp wp.

I'd like to add how I enjoy all the HH details. It's always so sharp and to-the-point when people say "won a flip". I like to see what cards you had, what cards they had, the way the board ran out, sns &chip counts of the others players etc etc. It's all in there, n1.

Nice level


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 12:53:44 PM
Finish work at 3. Going Gudwara (Sikh temple) after work then playing super 50 at dtd. One time!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 23, 2011, 01:05:40 PM
Finish work at 3. Going Gudwara (Sikh temple) after work then playing super 50 at dtd. One time!

what happens at (a?) Gudwara?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2011, 01:07:06 PM
At the time I'm going not much. Will put a more detailed post up. On phone at the mo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 24, 2011, 06:20:40 PM
Big session tonight. Lemme run good!!!

Who says stars is rigged? Just glad they were both short:

PokerStars Game #61251192554: Tournament #417020016, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (50/100) - 2011/04/24 18:18:53 WET [2011/04/24 13:18:53 ET]
Table '417020016 169' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: NeXeN (10188 in chips)
Seat 2: renem24 (1650 in chips)
Seat 3: upstrick77 (9575 in chips)
Seat 4: zekesito90 (10350 in chips)
Seat 5: SandmanToby (28550 in chips)
Seat 6: Eresma (9925 in chips)
Seat 7: George2Loose (9075 in chips)
Seat 8: AndiPatrizer (9975 in chips)
Seat 9: philnuts (712 in chips)
upstrick77: posts small blind 50
zekesito90: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Th Ts]
SandmanToby: folds
Eresma: folds
George2Loose: raises 135 to 235
AndiPatrizer: folds
philnuts: raises 477 to 712 and is all-in
NeXeN: folds
renem24: raises 938 to 1650 and is all-in
upstrick77: folds
zekesito90: folds
George2Loose: calls 1415
*** FLOP *** [8d Tc Qc]
*** TURN *** [8d Tc Qc] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [8d Tc Qc Ac] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Th Ts] (three of a kind, Tens)
renem24: shows [Qh Qs] (three of a kind, Queens)
SandmanToby said, "nice bluff phil"
renem24 collected 1876 from side pot
philnuts: shows [Jc Qd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
philnuts collected 2286 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4162 Main pot 2286. Side pot 1876. | Rake 0
Board [8d Tc Qc Ac 9s]
Seat 1: NeXeN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: renem24 (button) showed [Qh Qs] and won (1876) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: upstrick77 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: zekesito90 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: SandmanToby folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Eresma folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: George2Loose showed [Th Ts] and lost with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 8: AndiPatrizer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: philnuts showed [Jc Qd] and won (2286) with a straight, Eight to Queen


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 24, 2011, 11:06:33 PM
[ ] running well


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MrsG2L on April 25, 2011, 07:59:49 AM
[X] Snoring well


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 25, 2011, 06:45:25 PM
Ship Ship. Good day.

Woke up and went to a car booty where we bought more junk for the kids. Good idea Shell. Then came home to chill in the garden and played some afternoon turbo's on stars. Came 2nd in a 82$ hyper turbo and won a 27$ KO. Not huge binks but got me out of the disappointment of yesterday and some tidy profit.

Then went Gudwara with the kids. I did say I'd explain this. I am not a really religious person in terms of lifestyle but do believe in God and Sikhism so have been taking the boys everyday. You go in, take your shoes off (Eames would love it) and cover your head as a mark of respect. You then make a very small donation and bow your head to the Guru Granth Sahib which Sikhs treat and believe is a real person (Holy Scripture). We then sit and listen to Kirten (Religious songs/hymns) and finally have Langar (meal from the Gudwara). It's helped me find some peace with my whinging self.

We then went park- my brother and mum turned up and my competitive streak came out as me and Inder started playing a little one on one football. Well done George. Good one. He works out everyday and is really fit while I play poker and eat kebabs. I am almost dead from all the running around.

Going for some liveaments tonight to celebrate mini binks with the Mrs if I can actually find the energy to move


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 30, 2011, 07:40:57 PM
this kinda shit is REALLY FUCKING ME OFF. Happened in a cash game last night- flopped set of 3's get it in vs Kings. King on turn. Now this in 109 on stars for a huge pot:

PokerStars Game #61509595552: Tournament #418010446, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2011/04/30 19:38:25 WET [2011/04/30 14:38:25 ET]
Table '418010446 8' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: ClasseKo (3354 in chips)
Seat 2: fisherist (7860 in chips)
Seat 3: George2Loose (8438 in chips)
Seat 4: bigfaiber (6585 in chips)
Seat 6: aq10 (4830 in chips)
Seat 7: knnnn2233 (2616 in chips)
Seat 8: Bjonaldo (15097 in chips)
Seat 9: leoro (8063 in chips)
ClasseKo: posts the ante 25
fisherist: posts the ante 25
George2Loose: posts the ante 25
bigfaiber: posts the ante 25
aq10: posts the ante 25
knnnn2233: posts the ante 25
Bjonaldo: posts the ante 25
leoro: posts the ante 25
Bjonaldo: posts small blind 125
leoro: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Qs Qc]
ClasseKo: folds
fisherist: folds
Freeway1988 is connected
George2Loose: raises 295 to 545
bigfaiber: folds
aq10: folds
knnnn2233: folds
Bjonaldo: calls 420
leoro: raises 1253 to 1798
George2Loose: raises 6615 to 8413 and is all-in
Bjonaldo: folds
leoro: calls 6240 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (375) returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [Kc 8c Qh]
*** TURN *** [Kc 8c Qh] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 8c Qh Kd] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
leoro: shows [Ac Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Kings)
George2Loose: shows [Qs Qc] (a full house, Queens full of Kings)
leoro collected 16821 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16821 | Rake 0
Board [Kc 8c Qh Kd Ah]
Seat 1: ClasseKo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: fisherist folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: George2Loose showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a full house, Queens full of Kings
Seat 4: bigfaiber folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: aq10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: knnnn2233 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Bjonaldo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: leoro (big blind) showed [Ac Ad] and won (16821) with a full house, Aces full of Kings


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on April 30, 2011, 07:56:36 PM
[ ] bad beat


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: RED-DOG on April 30, 2011, 08:01:48 PM
Not being facetious George, but you started behind and finished behind.  :dontask:


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: RED-DOG on April 30, 2011, 08:03:32 PM
I can comment on these things cos I write about the pokerz now...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 30, 2011, 08:15:38 PM
this one count?

PokerStars Game #61511076378: Tournament #388280146, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2011/04/30 20:13:16 WET [2011/04/30 15:13:16 ET]
Table '388280146 84' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Baggio3386 (18432 in chips)
Seat 2: Maniekslupsk (21508 in chips)
Seat 3: lifa_raul (66725 in chips)
Seat 4: CoAms (107748 in chips)
Seat 5: George2Loose (25730 in chips)
Seat 6: GO99APE (38600 in chips)
Seat 7: Zigalheiro (30172 in chips)
Seat 8: TimNoxx (14888 in chips)
Seat 9: RORYBREMNER1 (24070 in chips)
Baggio3386: posts the ante 400
Maniekslupsk: posts the ante 400
lifa_raul: posts the ante 400
CoAms: posts the ante 400
George2Loose: posts the ante 400
GO99APE: posts the ante 400
Zigalheiro: posts the ante 400
TimNoxx: posts the ante 400
RORYBREMNER1: posts the ante 400
CoAms: posts small blind 2000
George2Loose: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [td Ts]
GO99APE: folds
Zigalheiro: raises 25772 to 29772 and is all-in
TimNoxx: folds
RORYBREMNER1: folds
Baggio3386: calls 18032 and is all-in
Maniekslupsk: folds
lifa_raul: folds
CoAms: folds
George2Loose: calls 21330 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (4442) returned to Zigalheiro
*** FLOP *** [5s 4s Qh]
*** TURN *** [5s 4s Qh] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [5s 4s Qh 2h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [td Ts] (a pair of Tens)
Zigalheiro: shows [9s 9d] (a pair of Nines)
George2Loose collected 14596 from side pot
Baggio3386: shows [Ah Qd] (a pair of Queens)
Baggio3386 collected 59696 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 74292 Main pot 59696. Side pot 14596. | Rake 0
Board [5s 4s Qh 2h Jc]
Seat 1: Baggio3386 showed [Ah Qd] and won (59696) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: Maniekslupsk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lifa_raul (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: CoAms (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: George2Loose (big blind) showed [td Ts] and won (14596) with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: GO99APE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Zigalheiro showed [9s 9d] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 8: TimNoxx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: RORYBREMNER1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 30, 2011, 08:16:44 PM
ok wrong one. Hand after:

PokerStars Game #61511134993: Tournament #388280146, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (3000/6000) - 2011/04/30 20:14:30 WET [2011/04/30 15:14:30 ET]
Table '388280146 84' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Baggio3386 (59696 in chips)
Seat 2: Maniekslupsk (21108 in chips)
Seat 3: lifa_raul (66325 in chips)
Seat 4: CoAms (105348 in chips)
Seat 5: George2Loose (14596 in chips)
Seat 6: GO99APE (38200 in chips)
Seat 7: Zigalheiro (4442 in chips)
Seat 8: TimNoxx (14488 in chips)
Seat 9: RORYBREMNER1 (23670 in chips)
Baggio3386: posts the ante 600
Maniekslupsk: posts the ante 600
lifa_raul: posts the ante 600
CoAms: posts the ante 600
George2Loose: posts the ante 600
GO99APE: posts the ante 600
Zigalheiro: posts the ante 600
TimNoxx: posts the ante 600
RORYBREMNER1: posts the ante 600
George2Loose: posts small blind 3000
GO99APE: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [As Qc]
Zigalheiro: folds
TimNoxx: raises 7888 to 13888 and is all-in
RORYBREMNER1: folds
Baggio3386: folds
Maniekslupsk: folds
lifa_raul: folds
CoAms: folds
George2Loose: raises 108 to 13996 and is all-in
GO99APE: calls 7996
*** FLOP *** [Th Tc 3h]
*** TURN *** [Th Tc 3h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Th Tc 3h 6s] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [As Qc] (a pair of Tens)
GO99APE: shows [3d Ac] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
GO99APE collected 216 from side pot
TimNoxx: shows [Ah 6h] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
TimNoxx collected 47064 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 47280 Main pot 47064. Side pot 216. | Rake 0
Board [Th Tc 3h 6s 4s]
Seat 1: Baggio3386 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Maniekslupsk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lifa_raul folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: CoAms (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: George2Loose (small blind) showed [As Qc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: GO99APE (big blind) showed [3d Ac] and won (216) with two pair, Tens and Threes
Seat 7: Zigalheiro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TimNoxx showed [Ah 6h] and won (47064) with two pair, Tens and Sixes
Seat 9: RORYBREMNER1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on April 30, 2011, 08:22:04 PM
i love george.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 30, 2011, 08:23:45 PM
this one?

PokerStars Game #61511499380: Tournament #388279308, $69+$6 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level X (100/200) - 2011/04/30 20:22:13 WET [2011/04/30 15:22:13 ET]
Table '388279308 23' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: woody1234321 (1295 in chips)
Seat 2: Seabird65 (1765 in chips)
Seat 3: George2Loose (2285 in chips)
Seat 4: zazou6944 (4046 in chips)
Seat 5: TheUrsaraie (2475 in chips)
Seat 6: twinx69 (2964 in chips)
Seat 7: BryanHuang (3080 in chips)
Seat 8: KvicKiller (2865 in chips)
Seat 9: Theo7171 (6701 in chips)
woody1234321: posts the ante 25
Seabird65: posts the ante 25
George2Loose: posts the ante 25
zazou6944: posts the ante 25
TheUrsaraie: posts the ante 25
twinx69: posts the ante 25
BryanHuang: posts the ante 25
KvicKiller: posts the ante 25
Theo7171: posts the ante 25
zazou6944: posts small blind 100
TheUrsaraie: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ah Td]
twinx69: folds
BryanHuang: folds
KvicKiller: folds
Theo7171: folds
woody1234321: folds
Seabird65: folds
George2Loose: raises 2060 to 2260 and is all-in
zazou6944: raises 1761 to 4021 and is all-in
TheUrsaraie: folds
Uncalled bet (1761) returned to zazou6944
*** FLOP *** [7d 3h Ac]
*** TURN *** [7d 3h Ac] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [7d 3h Ac 6d] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zazou6944: shows [6c Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
George2Loose: shows [Ah Td] (a pair of Aces)
zazou6944 collected 4945 from pot
George2Loose finished the tournament in 178th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4945 | Rake 0
Board [7d 3h Ac 6d Qs]
Seat 1: woody1234321 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Seabird65 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: George2Loose (button) showed [Ah Td] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: zazou6944 (small blind) showed [6c Ad] and won (4945) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 5: TheUrsaraie (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: twinx69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BryanHuang folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: KvicKiller folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Theo7171 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on April 30, 2011, 08:31:02 PM
Run better, moan less, simples.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on April 30, 2011, 09:29:46 PM
Run better, moan less, simples.
+1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 30, 2011, 09:52:02 PM
I think the poker gods just punish this stupid whining


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 30, 2011, 09:56:13 PM
I think the poker gods just punish this stupid whining

In which case I am stuck


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 30, 2011, 10:10:59 PM
OK so this diary is 3 fold:

1) To have something to look back on when I reach Tikay's age

2) To keep in mind goals for the year- poker and non poker related (I haven't finalised these yet but will be putting them up)

3) To put up tourney reports- I'm usually good at these- WSOP ME event aside.


From page one. I have achieved none of what I set out to do. I've just turned it into a shit bad beat thread. So one of two options:

1) Do the above from like NOW

2)Delete the diary

I'm going for number 1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on April 30, 2011, 10:25:07 PM
Gogogogogo.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on April 30, 2011, 11:49:26 PM
Finally!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 01, 2011, 12:24:11 AM
PMA MOFO's!!!

Dealt to George2Loose [Ah 3d]
George2Loose: raises 8026 to 9626 and is all-in
FakeJChan: folds
stalk355: folds
GANMASTER7: raises 22769 to 32395 and is all-in
23prime: folds
Uncalled bet (22769) returned to GANMASTER7
*** FLOP *** [3h 3s 3c]


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 01, 2011, 11:07:01 AM
PMA  RNG MOFO's!!!

Dealt to George2Loose [Ah 3d]
George2Loose: raises 8026 to 9626 and is all-in
FakeJChan: folds
stalk355: folds
GANMASTER7: raises 22769 to 32395 and is all-in
23prime: folds
Uncalled bet (22769) returned to GANMASTER7
*** FLOP *** [3h 3s 3c]

fyp


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 01, 2011, 04:55:11 PM
no 1
no 1
no 1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: stato_1 on May 02, 2011, 01:12:29 AM
Moar tourney reports please they are good


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 02, 2011, 01:22:51 AM
Played Stoke 150 today. Std is so bad. Then these bad players who limp every hand and wanna fold Jacks to a 10 big blind shove complain about the structure. "Give us  longer clock" "Get rid of antes- it's not poker" So you can fold some more?

I played one hand badly which seems to be a theme with me. TBF I iso'd a limper who had K5 off and soul read me when I c/raised river with AJ on a KJ6Q4 board. Own fault. Stupid play. I repped nothing. He just bet 1/6th pot on river and I couldn't resist.

Shove 6 bigs on button with 93 against tightest player on table. Suddenly he wants to gamble with Q9 for 3/4 of his stack. Great timing as always.

On brightside Kev is still in and has done a deal which gets me out of it for the day after spunking another 150 at 4/5/6 omaha cos Im a twat and Frankie is the greatest.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 02, 2011, 01:29:51 AM
55$ comp. Do we bet this turn or take the free card?

PokerStars Game #61566923183: Tournament #418010687, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (600/1200) - 2011/05/02 1:27:55 WET [2011/05/01 20:27:55 ET]
Table '418010687 52' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: kcdesi (56653 in chips)
Seat 2: Thibavol (39775 in chips)
Seat 3: sulzhaxn (12696 in chips)
Seat 4: LasVegas1979 (21434 in chips)
Seat 5: cedrick89 (25645 in chips)
Seat 6: samirua (26549 in chips)
Seat 7: George2Loose (59667 in chips)
Seat 8: flex0613 (15826 in chips)
Seat 9: ZeGrimReaper (21771 in chips)
kcdesi: posts the ante 125
Thibavol: posts the ante 125
sulzhaxn: posts the ante 125
LasVegas1979: posts the ante 125
cedrick89: posts the ante 125
samirua: posts the ante 125
George2Loose: posts the ante 125
flex0613: posts the ante 125
ZeGrimReaper: posts the ante 125
kcdesi: posts small blind 600
Thibavol: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [5d 7d]
sulzhaxn: folds
LasVegas1979: folds
cedrick89: folds
samirua: folds
George2Loose: raises 1260 to 2460
flex0613: folds
ZeGrimReaper: folds
kcdesi: folds
Thibavol: calls 1260
*** FLOP *** [4d Ah 6s]
Thibavol: checks
George2Loose: bets 3255
Thibavol: calls 3255
*** TURN *** [4d Ah 6s] [9d]
Thibavol: checks
George2Loose:


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2011, 01:45:00 AM
Interesting q, I always tend to bet simple cos we have a massive draw even though its not a good card to barrel if we had abs air. Our extra equity means we need less FE though. I'd barrel, but may be wrong.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 02, 2011, 01:49:53 AM
Interesting q, I always tend to bet simple cos we have a massive draw even though its not a good card to barrel if we had abs air. Our extra equity means we need less FE though. I'd barrel, but may be wrong.

I bet 6475 (see what I did there). My erstwhile opponent now wagered all of his chips.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2011, 01:52:43 AM
Caaaallllllggggeettttttttthhherrreeeee!!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 02, 2011, 01:56:07 AM
Kev won Stoke. 3 way deal for 5k AND won the 5k package added by Genting/Encore etc


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 03, 2011, 02:40:46 PM
I have to. I really do cos I can't win with a set!

To go 1/26 in 109 turbo

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [4d 4h]
jutwined: folds
DaddyDj2904: folds
tupacmn is connected
Chnurrli is connected
niek112 is connected
Bostero10: raises 1250 to 2500
George2Loose: calls 2500
J. The Greek: folds
SnadderFlaks: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h Th 4c]
Bostero10: bets 3750
George2Loose: raises 4750 to 8500
Bostero10: raises 36380 to 44880 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 35886 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (494) returned to Bostero10
*** TURN *** [5h Th 4c] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [5h Th 4c Jc] [9s]


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: strak33 on May 03, 2011, 03:52:58 PM
KQhh?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 03, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
KQhh?
this is one of georges bad beats...he is ahead of that . 100% has to be 55 or tt. never in front... ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: strak33 on May 03, 2011, 03:59:53 PM
Can he moan if its like 78xx


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 03, 2011, 04:27:37 PM
i hope its  Kd Qs


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 03, 2011, 04:30:07 PM
Can he moan if its like 78xx
he can moan about the sun coming out and man u winning the title lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 03, 2011, 06:00:17 PM
LOL even failed with the bad beat.

Was Jacks

Just fell asleep on the sofa and feel bleh- sometimes naps are bad.

Dunno whether to grind tonight or have a night off.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 06:23:05 PM
Probably a fold pre? My run of flopping sets continues. Should have folded the river. I beat nothing.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Js Jh]
zmeyga: folds
sashimi1212: raises 30 to 60
Fabio_Bitt: folds
Havana85: calls 60
nikolay76: folds
Bequipe: raises 180 to 240
George2Loose: calls 240
DanceWiwMe: folds
Sibydom: folds
sashimi1212: calls 180
zmeyga is disconnected
zmeyga is connected
Havana85: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ts Jc 7d]
sashimi1212: checks
Bequipe: bets 440
George2Loose: calls 440
sashimi1212: folds
*** TURN *** [Ts Jc 7d] [Kd]
Bequipe: bets 870
George2Loose: calls 870
*** RIVER *** [Ts Jc 7d Kd] [8c]
Bequipe: bets 1290 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 1290
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bequipe: shows [Ks Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
George2Loose: shows [Js Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
Not sure whether I'm playing the deepstack this weekend. wanna give the new 15k stack a go but confidence and run good is still low so may swerve it. Will probs make a decision on the day. May play a satty but not a fan of the software


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on May 04, 2011, 06:28:29 PM
Not sure whether I'm playing the deepstack this weekend. wanna give the new 15k stack a go but confidence and run good is still low so may swerve it. Will probs make a decision on the day. May play a satty but not a fan of the software

How can you not be confident against the average deepstack playa? get down there woman!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 06:34:54 PM
YAY TOP SET!

PokerStars Game #61672764787: Tournament #390153582, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2011/05/04 18:33:05 WET [2011/05/04 13:33:05 ET]
Table '390153582 14' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: mathemaat (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: George2Loose (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: Torn362 (1540 in chips)
Seat 5: redace1911 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: GrafZahlIII (3030 in chips)
Seat 7: Zagalo87 (1480 in chips)
Seat 8: MakeMeMaster (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: Alexmp01 (1600 in chips)
Zagalo87: posts small blind 10
MakeMeMaster: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Kd Ks]
Alexmp01: folds
udenontour is connected
mathemaat: folds
George2Loose: raises 40 to 60
Torn362: folds
redace1911: calls 60
GrafZahlIII: folds
Zagalo87: folds
MakeMeMaster: folds
*** FLOP *** [td Kc 5h]
George2Loose: bets 80
redace1911: calls 80
*** TURN *** [td Kc 5h] [Ah]
George2Loose: bets 180
redace1911: raises 220 to 400
George2Loose: raises 930 to 1330 and is all-in
redace1911: calls 930
*** RIVER *** [td Kc 5h Ah] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Kd Ks] (three of a kind, Kings)
redace1911: shows [Js Qs] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
redace1911 collected 2970 from pot
George2Loose finished the tournament in 146th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2970 | Rake 0
Board [td Kc 5h Ah 6c]
Seat 2: mathemaat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: George2Loose showed [Kd Ks] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: Torn362 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: redace1911 showed [Js Qs] and won (2970) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 6: GrafZahlIII (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Zagalo87 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: MakeMeMaster (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Alexmp01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 06:35:26 PM
Not sure whether I'm playing the deepstack this weekend. wanna give the new 15k stack a go but confidence and run good is still low so may swerve it. Will probs make a decision on the day. May play a satty but not a fan of the software

How can you not be confident against the average deepstack playa? get down there woman!

True. I am playing like a woman at the mo too. Nice read


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 06:37:23 PM
We're recruiting at work for the first time in 3 years and for the first time via telephone interviews. Never done this. In the past it's always been face to face.

We work in a contact centre so I think it's a good idea but can you really get a good impression of someone without interviewing them face to face?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 06:44:39 PM
For the first time in my short political life I am thinking about voting Tory. I am still in two minds about AV but am probably gonna plump for NO


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Acidmouse on May 04, 2011, 06:52:26 PM
For the first time in my short political life I am thinking about voting Tory.

serious question do Asians really vote tory? I thought it was a myth.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 06:59:40 PM
For the first time in my short political life I am thinking about voting Tory.

serious question do Asians really vote tory? I thought it was a myth.

Hate to stereotype but typically it's Labour all the way. ATM though I really cannot stand Ed miliband. Bloody trade unions. David was easily the outstanding candidate imo.

Lib dems- GTFO.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 04, 2011, 07:00:45 PM
Not sure whether I'm playing the deepstack this weekend. wanna give the new 15k stack a go but confidence and run good is still low so may swerve it. Will probs make a decision on the day. May play a satty but not a fan of the software

How can you not be confident against the average deepstack playa? get down there woman!

True. I am playing like a woman at the mo too. Nice read
play for the seat. but you cant do much else coz the software is tez. you will be uber suprised how soft it is and must be 50/50 to get one. or even try the live sat on saturday. am told its even worse and although i have tried it twice and got a seat twice its only a very small sample


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 07:02:24 PM
Trying to post pics but file size is too big. Easiest way to resize?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 07:02:59 PM
Not sure whether I'm playing the deepstack this weekend. wanna give the new 15k stack a go but confidence and run good is still low so may swerve it. Will probs make a decision on the day. May play a satty but not a fan of the software

How can you not be confident against the average deepstack playa? get down there woman!

True. I am playing like a woman at the mo too. Nice read
play for the seat. but you cant do much else coz the software is tez. you will be uber suprised how soft it is and must be 50/50 to get one. or even try the live sat on saturday. am told its even worse and although i have tried it twice and got a seat twice its only a very small sample

Mindset wise not sure on playing satty before the comp


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Free_Rollin on May 04, 2011, 07:11:47 PM
We're recruiting at work for the first time in 3 years and for the first time via telephone interviews. Never done this. In the past it's always been face to face.

We work in a contact centre so I think it's a good idea but can you really get a good impression of someone without interviewing them face to face?

Telephone interviews are common as first round interviews. It's generally cheaper to conduct telephone interviews than in person, and you can reduce the amount of candidates quickly this way. Is the telephone interview the only round, or is it followed by a face to face interview?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 07:13:11 PM
We're recruiting at work for the first time in 3 years and for the first time via telephone interviews. Never done this. In the past it's always been face to face.

We work in a contact centre so I think it's a good idea but can you really get a good impression of someone without interviewing them face to face?

Telephone interviews are common as first round interviews. It's generally cheaper to conduct telephone interviews than in person, and you can reduce the amount of candidates quickly this way. Is the telephone interview the only round, or is it followed by a face to face interview?

We're thinking of making it the only round. Good or bad idea?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Free_Rollin on May 04, 2011, 07:15:48 PM
We're recruiting at work for the first time in 3 years and for the first time via telephone interviews. Never done this. In the past it's always been face to face.

We work in a contact centre so I think it's a good idea but can you really get a good impression of someone without interviewing them face to face?

Telephone interviews are common as first round interviews. It's generally cheaper to conduct telephone interviews than in person, and you can reduce the amount of candidates quickly this way. Is the telephone interview the only round, or is it followed by a face to face interview?

We're thinking of making it the only round. Good or bad idea?

Bad if it's the only round imo. I think telephone first then face to face would be absolutely ideal for a call centre. It allows you to weed out the people who can't communicate effectively over the phone first, and then you can focus on the other competencies in the later face to face round.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 04, 2011, 07:16:52 PM
We're recruiting at work for the first time in 3 years and for the first time via telephone interviews. Never done this. In the past it's always been face to face.

We work in a contact centre so I think it's a good idea but can you really get a good impression of someone without interviewing them face to face?

Telephone interviews are common as first round interviews. It's generally cheaper to conduct telephone interviews than in person, and you can reduce the amount of candidates quickly this way. Is the telephone interview the only round, or is it followed by a face to face interview?

We're thinking of making it the only round. Good or bad idea?
would defo make for interesting results. no discrimination of any form and gets you people that are good over the phone. just what you want


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eck on May 04, 2011, 08:07:23 PM
We're recruiting at work for the first time in 3 years and for the first time via telephone interviews. Never done this. In the past it's always been face to face.

We work in a contact centre so I think it's a good idea but can you really get a good impression of someone without interviewing them face to face?

Telephone interviews are common as first round interviews. It's generally cheaper to conduct telephone interviews than in person, and you can reduce the amount of candidates quickly this way. Is the telephone interview the only round, or is it followed by a face to face interview?

We're thinking of making it the only round. Good or bad idea?

Depends, what is your rate of attrition (people leaving)? heard of some with over 60% although they were probably outsourcers.

Contact centre's typically have very high turnover of staff and spending countless hours on the recruitment process won't increase the overall calibre of applicant a great deal (assuming this is for front line customer advisors?)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Skippy on May 04, 2011, 08:08:42 PM
Bloody trade unions.

If that's how you feel, you need a Yes to AV!

The trade unions don't support AV because it will weaken the two party Tory/Labour system. Since Labour is essentially funded by the unions, a yes to AV will loosen their grip on power.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Acidmouse on May 04, 2011, 08:22:51 PM
For the first time in my short political life I am thinking about voting Tory.

serious question do Asians really vote tory? I thought it was a myth.

Hate to stereotype but typically it's Labour all the way. ATM though I really cannot stand Ed miliband. Bloody trade unions. David was easily the outstanding candidate imo.

Lib dems- GTFO.

It amuses me the negative reaction a lot of people give to Unions these days when they are at their weakest / least influential for generations. I see a good Union as backup for employers who take the piss and try to give workers a raw deal. We already have the most flexible workforce in Europe (look at all the laws we passed under New Labour) it gave flexible, cheap workforce a new meaning and meant people could be hired and fired without hassle. Nothing the Unions could do, at best they protect us from shisters as worst they get giddy and push for out dated strikes. I wouldn't base my vote on how Unions operate, their influence on the Labour party is virtually nill, Ed does not need to pander to their needs or give them what they want.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 09:30:14 PM
My Hero:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLtTohsQu0Q


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pokerfan on May 04, 2011, 09:44:18 PM
My Hero:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLtTohsQu0Q


Played against him once, was a real good kid too.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2011, 10:31:42 PM
Deep in the big 22. What do we do here? Stack off on this flop?

PokerStars Game #61684257306: Tournament #419010393, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (3000/6000) - 2011/05/04 22:29:07 WET [2011/05/04 17:29:07 ET]
Table '419010393 182' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: BarnyStinsen (329907 in chips)
Seat 2: pokergod1155 (86396 in chips)
Seat 3: 6pokero6 (214533 in chips)
Seat 4: Frutosx (136352 in chips)
Seat 5: StyloAl (299509 in chips)
Seat 6: George2Loose (182625 in chips)
Seat 7: MagnatG (163409 in chips)
Seat 8: SALTWORT (129265 in chips)
Seat 9: jeito123 (128680 in chips)
BarnyStinsen: posts the ante 600
pokergod1155: posts the ante 600
6pokero6: posts the ante 600
Frutosx: posts the ante 600
StyloAl: posts the ante 600
George2Loose: posts the ante 600
MagnatG: posts the ante 600
SALTWORT: posts the ante 600
jeito123: posts the ante 600
SALTWORT: posts small blind 3000
jeito123: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Kc Kd]
BarnyStinsen: folds
pokergod1155: folds
6pokero6: raises 7333 to 13333
Frutosx: folds
StyloAl: folds
George2Loose: raises 15107 to 28440
MagnatG: folds
SALTWORT: folds
jeito123: folds
6pokero6: calls 15107
*** FLOP *** [9d 8c Ts]
6pokero6: checks
George2Loose:


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Whollyflush on May 05, 2011, 12:37:36 AM
sick thing is raszi was a massive break even 24 tabling nit at midstakes. I wouldn't put him in the top 10 mass multitablers.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 05, 2011, 02:10:00 AM
Hey George sat to the dealers right is my mate who come to Vegas with me. First ever live event he draws the tv table. 2009 day 1a. Doyles room gave him 10k just to wear a hat n patch. He folded kings pre flop..... Took a third of Alan cunninghams stack and got about 3 seconds of tv time at the begining of the show when the tv camera zoomed down and panned round the rOom. The whole hour programe was just about lex and all the hands he bluffed. In the beginning of April I played in the chilli open in Spain and a Dutch guy won it and him and his mate high claimed to know lex and more importantly the rich guy that backs him. They were saying that the guy was getting sick of lex spunking his money away was thinking of ending the relationship coz lex would have to win an ept just to pay the make up back. Such a small world. That video pisses me off coz it reminds me that pokerstars paid for my wedding the next day


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Bongo on May 05, 2011, 02:15:03 AM
Bloody trade unions.

If that's how you feel, you need a Yes to AV!

The trade unions don't support AV because it will weaken the two party Tory/Labour system. Since Labour is essentially funded by the unions, a yes to AV will loosen their grip on power.

Although given his dislike for Ed Milliband he might want to vote no as AV is what robbed his brother like.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on May 05, 2011, 12:13:09 PM
Hey George sat to the dealers right is my mate who come to Vegas with me. First ever live event he draws the tv table. 2009 day 1a. Doyles room gave him 10k just to wear a hat n patch. He folded kings pre flop..... Took a third of Alan cunninghams stack and got about 3 seconds of tv time at the begining of the show when the tv camera zoomed down and panned round the rOom. The whole hour programe was just about lex and all the hands he bluffed. In the beginning of April I played in the chilli open in Spain and a Dutch guy won it and him and his mate high claimed to know lex and more importantly the rich guy that backs him. They were saying that the guy was getting sick of lex spunking his money away was thinking of ending the ? relationship coz lex would have to win an ept just to pay the make up back. Such a small world. That video pisses me off coz it reminds me that pokerstars paid for my wedding the next day
How many times have u told this story About ur mAte on the tv table? And how stars payed for ur wedding :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 05, 2011, 12:27:32 PM
Hey George sat to the dealers right is my mate who come to Vegas with me. First ever live event he draws the tv table. 2009 day 1a. Doyles room gave him 10k just to wear a hat n patch. He folded kings pre flop..... Took a third of Alan cunninghams stack and got about 3 seconds of tv time at the begining of the show when the tv camera zoomed down and panned round the rOom. The whole hour programe was just about lex and all the hands he bluffed. In the beginning of April I played in the chilli open in Spain and a Dutch guy won it and him and his mate high claimed to know lex and more importantly the rich guy that backs him. They were saying that the guy was getting sick of lex spunking his money away was thinking of ending the ? relationship coz lex would have to win an ept just to pay the make up back. Such a small world. That video pisses me off coz it reminds me that pokerstars paid for my wedding the next day
How many times have u told this story About ur mAte on the tv table? And how stars payed for ur wedding :)
a few thousand paul but its still behind the marrakesh story by a long way. in a world were so many people are full of shit it was nice to see this video and my mate and remind me that i did not actually make it up lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 06, 2011, 01:49:20 AM
Another 3 last two table finishes today. Really frustrating getting so close to some decent dollar only to effectivley min cash. Need to learn to hold/flip better or might ask someone to look at some HH's to make sure I'm not doing anything too spazzy. Think it's all fairly standard tho.

Really wanna play the deepstack this weekend but realistically probs not gonna be able to stretch to it unless I get some binkage 2moz


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: skolsuper on May 06, 2011, 02:23:13 AM
Deep in the big 22. What do we do here? Stack off on this flop?

PokerStars Game #61684257306: Tournament #419010393, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (3000/6000) - 2011/05/04 22:29:07 WET [2011/05/04 17:29:07 ET]
Table '419010393 182' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: BarnyStinsen (329907 in chips)
Seat 2: pokergod1155 (86396 in chips)
Seat 3: 6pokero6 (214533 in chips)
Seat 4: Frutosx (136352 in chips)
Seat 5: StyloAl (299509 in chips)
Seat 6: George2Loose (182625 in chips)
Seat 7: MagnatG (163409 in chips)
Seat 8: SALTWORT (129265 in chips)
Seat 9: jeito123 (128680 in chips)
BarnyStinsen: posts the ante 600
pokergod1155: posts the ante 600
6pokero6: posts the ante 600
Frutosx: posts the ante 600
StyloAl: posts the ante 600
George2Loose: posts the ante 600
MagnatG: posts the ante 600
SALTWORT: posts the ante 600
jeito123: posts the ante 600
SALTWORT: posts small blind 3000
jeito123: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Kc Kd]
BarnyStinsen: folds
pokergod1155: folds
6pokero6: raises 7333 to 13333
Frutosx: folds
StyloAl: folds
George2Loose: raises 15107 to 28440
MagnatG: folds
SALTWORT: folds
jeito123: folds
6pokero6: calls 15107
*** FLOP *** [9d 8c Ts]
6pokero6: checks
George2Loose:

Some reads would be helpful, even just reads on how loose-tight/passive-aggro the tourn plays in general. Think a check behind is gonna be the default line tho


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Free_Rollin on May 06, 2011, 01:49:53 PM
Another 3 last two table finishes today. Really frustrating getting so close to some decent dollar only to effectivley min cash. Need to learn to hold/flip better or might ask someone to look at some HH's to make sure I'm not doing anything too spazzy. Think it's all fairly standard tho.

Really wanna play the deepstack this weekend but realistically probs not gonna be able to stretch to it unless I get some binkage 2moz

20% please.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 06, 2011, 01:56:00 PM
Another 3 last two table finishes today. Really frustrating getting so close to some decent dollar only to effectivley min cash. Need to learn to hold/flip better or might ask someone to look at some HH's to make sure I'm not doing anything too spazzy. Think it's all fairly standard tho.

Really wanna play the deepstack this weekend but realistically probs not gonna be able to stretch to it unless I get some binkage 2moz

20% please.
i'd give you £100 for 17.5%. need some good karma atm


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on May 06, 2011, 02:33:17 PM
£35 for 10%


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: bobAlike on May 06, 2011, 02:34:51 PM
£35 for 10%

I'd match that.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Numpty Dumpty on May 06, 2011, 04:20:24 PM

me too.. see you there barry


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 06, 2011, 04:25:52 PM

oioi!

where did you come from?

you there 2mo?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Numpty Dumpty on May 06, 2011, 04:50:55 PM
oi oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hey guy, yeah i am - first time i have played anything in a while!

see you there matey - look forward to the catch up


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Mitch on May 06, 2011, 04:58:34 PM
Ill take 10% if your selling some mate?

Text me if your gonna play and will leave £££ there tonight with someone whos playing.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 06, 2011, 04:59:52 PM
Ill take 10% if your selling some mate?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 06, 2011, 05:40:53 PM
Thx guys but can't see it happening atm. am playing dtd tonight tho. Some bounty comp so nitnitnitnit George gonna be there tonight.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: littlemissC on May 06, 2011, 05:52:44 PM
Thx guys but can't see it happening atm. am playing dtd tonight tho. Some bounty comp so nitnitnitnit George gonna be there tonight.
Go on then I'll take your nit bounty I'm going too


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Free_Rollin on May 06, 2011, 05:58:11 PM
Thx guys but can't see it happening atm. am playing dtd tonight tho. Some bounty comp so nitnitnitnit George gonna be there tonight.

Sighh.. think you oversold anyways, take it and lock the profit!

Guy Johnson is shipping the £300 this month I reckon, nice swerve if you're not playing...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 06, 2011, 06:33:35 PM
Thx guys but can't see it happening atm. am playing dtd tonight tho. Some bounty comp so nitnitnitnit George gonna be there tonight.

Sighh.. think you oversold anyways, take it and lock the profit!

Guy Johnson is shipping the £300 this month I reckon, nice swerve if you're not playing...
or do the same for next months multi entry get back in if you mess the friday thing special offer.
just 1 tit bit george....it hurts getting knocked out of a comp but i never went to the irish open last month and it hurts more following feeds and blogs telling yourself "i should be there and i could win that"


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 06, 2011, 07:20:37 PM
Yeh think I have sold 180%


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 06, 2011, 08:02:50 PM
only julian would sell more


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 06, 2011, 09:15:37 PM
[ ] going well at dtd. Akhh against qj on AK10 board followed by aces vs jacks. Someone folded kj. First card. JACK


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 06, 2011, 09:50:56 PM
7 Limpers. Jam 75 blue from bb for 20 bigs. All fold.

Next hand get it in QQ vs aj. Gg


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 06, 2011, 11:58:17 PM
www.justcanthelpit.com


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 07, 2011, 12:11:36 AM
Shelley out of the 15 early too which is rare so we're home by midnight! Late night grind to get some monies for tomorrow. OnE TIME!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on May 07, 2011, 12:22:11 AM
Bediiiiiiii


do you rikey dis?


NL Holdem $400(BB) Poker Stars Game#61770743309


BobbyBoy posts (SB) $200
TheFan70 posts (BB) $400

Dealt to beaneh 2d  2c 
beaneh raises to $800
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold,
fold, fold,
TheFan70 calls $400
FLOP ($2,250) Qd  3d  Tc 
TheFan70 checks
beaneh checks
TURN ($2,250) Qd  3d  Tc  2h 
TheFan70 bets $400
beaneh raises to $1,800
TheFan70 calls $1,400
RIVER ($5,850) Qd  3d  Tc  2h  2s 
TheFan70 bets $1,200
beaneh raises to $6,410
TheFan70 raises to $11,620
beaneh raises to $16,830
TheFan70 calls $1,035 (AI)
TheFan70 shows Ts  Th 
(Pre 81%, Flop 96.3%, Turn 97.7%)

beaneh shows 2d  2c 
(Pre 19%, Flop 3.7%, Turn 2.3%)

beaneh wins $31,160


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: RED-DOG on May 07, 2011, 12:25:08 AM
 ;tightend; ;tightend;



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 07, 2011, 12:29:22 AM
WTF?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 07, 2011, 12:36:50 AM
doubled early with KQ vs 99 on Queen high board then this.

Do we fold pre here? I mean I don't think he's ever 3 betting light (not playing a hand) but I do have blue cards....


PokerStars Game #61771342127: Tournament #419010855, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2011/05/07 0:33:52 WET [2011/05/06 19:33:52 ET]
Table '419010855 11' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: tioalberto (2485 in chips)
Seat 2: Strezervoy (3133 in chips)
Seat 3: wwwoowww (2620 in chips)
Seat 4: mallorza007 (4995 in chips)
Seat 5: andyhin22 (2595 in chips)
Seat 6: Killgamers (2390 in chips)
Seat 7: thabirdman (2740 in chips)
Seat 8: lecopelpelle (5377 in chips)
Seat 9: George2Loose (4300 in chips)
andyhin22: posts small blind 25
Killgamers: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Jd Ad]
thabirdman: folds
lecopelpelle: folds
George2Loose: raises 100 to 150
tioalberto: folds
Strezervoy: folds
wwwoowww: folds
mallorza007: folds
andyhin22: raises 250 to 400
Killgamers: folds
George2Loose: calls 250
*** FLOP *** [3d 2c Td]
andyhin22: bets 450
George2Loose: raises 450 to 900
andyhin22: raises 1295 to 2195 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 1295
*** TURN *** [3d 2c Td] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [3d 2c Td Kh] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
andyhin22: shows [Qs Qh] (a pair of Queens)
George2Loose: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
andyhin22 collected 5240 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5240 | Rake 0
Board [3d 2c Td Kh Jh]
Seat 1: tioalberto folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Strezervoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: wwwoowww folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mallorza007 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: andyhin22 (small blind) showed [Qs Qh] and won (5240) with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: Killgamers (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: thabirdman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: lecopelpelle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: George2Loose showed [Jd Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 07, 2011, 12:46:45 AM
the whinge was coming until the turn :D

PokerStars Game #61771716937: Tournament #419011275, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (250/500) - 2011/05/07 0:45:00 WET [2011/05/06 19:45:00 ET]
Table '419011275 11' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: dibstheboy (13864 in chips)
Seat 2: 4Lisa (18059 in chips)
Seat 3: bramvvb (2982 in chips)
Seat 4: PureSickness (6764 in chips)
Seat 5: sdav_Oo (7641 in chips)
Seat 6: Ricocomsaude (14649 in chips)
Seat 7: dusty795 (3250 in chips)
Seat 8: AS-LEO-KK (1926 in chips)
Seat 9: George2Loose (7755 in chips)
dibstheboy: posts the ante 60
4Lisa: posts the ante 60
bramvvb: posts the ante 60
PureSickness: posts the ante 60
sdav_Oo: posts the ante 60
Ricocomsaude: posts the ante 60
dusty795: posts the ante 60
AS-LEO-KK: posts the ante 60
George2Loose: posts the ante 60
dusty795: posts small blind 250
AS-LEO-KK: posts big blind 500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [7h 7d]
George2Loose: raises 7195 to 7695 and is all-in
dibstheboy: folds
4Lisa: folds
bramvvb: folds
PureSickness: calls 6704 and is all-in
sdav_Oo: folds
Ricocomsaude: calls 7695
dusty795: folds
AS-LEO-KK: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd 5s 6d]
*** TURN *** [Kd 5s 6d] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 5s 6d 7c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [7h 7d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
Ricocomsaude: shows [Ac Tc] (a pair of Tens)
George2Loose collected 1982 from side pot
PureSickness: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Kings)
George2Loose collected 21402 from main pot
PureSickness finished the tournament in 138th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23384 Main pot 21402. Side pot 1982. | Rake 0
Board [Kd 5s 6d 7c Td]
Seat 1: dibstheboy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 4Lisa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bramvvb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PureSickness showed [As Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: sdav_Oo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Ricocomsaude (button) showed [Ac Tc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 7: dusty795 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: AS-LEO-KK (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: George2Loose showed [7h 7d] and won (23384) with three of a kind, Sevens


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on May 07, 2011, 12:58:17 AM
WTF?


8)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 07, 2011, 01:16:44 AM
65/65. 63 get paid

PokerStars Game #61772627012: Tournament #419011275, $40+$4 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIX (625/1250) - 2011/05/07 1:14:35 WET [2011/05/06 20:14:35 ET]
Table '419011275 11' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: dibstheboy (15298 in chips)
Seat 2: 4Lisa (36244 in chips)
Seat 3: bramvvb (14023 in chips)
Seat 4: PeepOnTheSly (16118 in chips)
Seat 5: adamo2006 (20405 in chips)
Seat 6: Revo T7 (5171 in chips)
Seat 7: rivermanl (17402 in chips)
Seat 8: wakaboba (11280 in chips)
Seat 9: George2Loose (18566 in chips)
dibstheboy: posts the ante 150
4Lisa: posts the ante 150
bramvvb: posts the ante 150
PeepOnTheSly: posts the ante 150
adamo2006: posts the ante 150
Revo T7: posts the ante 150
rivermanl: posts the ante 150
wakaboba: posts the ante 150
George2Loose: posts the ante 150
George2Loose: posts small blind 625
dibstheboy: posts big blind 1250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ac Kh]
4Lisa: folds
bramvvb: folds
PeepOnTheSly: folds
adamo2006: raises 2500 to 3750
Revo T7: folds
rivermanl: raises 13502 to 17252 and is all-in
wakaboba: folds
George2Loose: raises 1164 to 18416 and is all-in
dibstheboy: folds
adamo2006: folds
Uncalled bet (1164) returned to George2Loose
*** FLOP *** [Js 2d Td]
*** TURN *** [Js 2d Td] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Js 2d Td 5d] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ac Kh] (high card Ace)
rivermanl: shows [9d 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
rivermanl collected 40854 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40854 | Rake 0
Board [Js 2d Td 5d 9c]
Seat 1: dibstheboy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: 4Lisa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bramvvb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PeepOnTheSly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: adamo2006 folded before Flop
Seat 6: Revo T7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: rivermanl showed [9d 9s] and won (40854) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 8: wakaboba (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: George2Loose (small blind) showed [Ac Kh] and lost with high card Ace


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on May 07, 2011, 01:50:02 AM
Riverman wins showdowns dude.

ace and king is drawing hand.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: $muszlesz$ on May 07, 2011, 02:21:29 AM
Laurence is too good imo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 07, 2011, 10:26:33 AM
min cashed tho. Stalling ftw. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 07, 2011, 10:34:33 AM
Bediiiiiiii


do you rikey dis?


NL Holdem $400(BB) Poker Stars Game#61770743309


BobbyBoy posts (SB) $200
TheFan70 posts (BB) $400

Dealt to beaneh 2d  2c 
beaneh raises to $800
fold, fold, fold, fold, fold,
fold, fold,
TheFan70 calls $400
FLOP ($2,250) Qd  3d  Tc 
TheFan70 checks
beaneh checks
TURN ($2,250) Qd  3d  Tc  2h 
TheFan70 bets $400
beaneh raises to $1,800
TheFan70 calls $1,400
RIVER ($5,850) Qd  3d  Tc  2h  2s 
TheFan70 bets $1,200
beaneh raises to $6,410
TheFan70 raises to $11,620
beaneh raises to $16,830
TheFan70 calls $1,035 (AI)
TheFan70 shows Ts  Th 
(Pre 81%, Flop 96.3%, Turn 97.7%)

beaneh shows 2d  2c 
(Pre 19%, Flop 3.7%, Turn 2.3%)

beaneh wins $31,160
and you never made day 2 of the deepstack bean :) ..... i dont know whose task is harder. you making it to no day 2 in 19 attempts or me f/t  for 3 on the bounce


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 08, 2011, 04:30:03 PM
Scooping it- fun two hands in the mid:

PokerStars Game #61833514960: Tournament #2011050012, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2011/05/08 16:24:48 WET [2011/05/08 11:24:48 ET]
Table '2011050012 67' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: jackziyang (11372 in chips)
Seat 2: George2Loose (9760 in chips)
Seat 3: jenny125 (24820 in chips)
Seat 4: mddgfc (12004 in chips)
Seat 5: Solymar11 (14647 in chips)
Seat 6: jmjmaca (10164 in chips)
jackziyang: posts the ante 10
George2Loose: posts the ante 10
jenny125: posts the ante 10
mddgfc: posts the ante 10
Solymar11: posts the ante 10
jmjmaca: posts the ante 10
George2Loose: posts small blind 50
jenny125: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ad Ah]
mddgfc: folds
Solymar11: raises 200 to 300
jmjmaca: folds
jackziyang: folds
George2Loose: raises 545 to 845
jenny125: folds
Solymar11: calls 545
*** FLOP *** [3d 8s 2h]
George2Loose: bets 920
Solymar11: raises 920 to 1840
George2Loose: raises 1270 to 3110
Solymar11 said, "overpair here"
Solymar11: calls 1270
*** TURN *** [3d 8s 2h] [7d]
George2Loose: checks
Solymar11: bets 6700
George2Loose: calls 5795 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (905) returned to Solymar11
*** RIVER *** [3d 8s 2h 7d] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ad Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Solymar11: shows [Qd 6h] (a pair of Sixes)
George2Loose collected 19660 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19660 | Rake 0
Board [3d 8s 2h 7d 6d]
Seat 1: jackziyang (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: George2Loose (small blind) showed [Ad Ah] and won (19660) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: jenny125 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mddgfc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Solymar11 showed [Qd 6h] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 6: jmjmaca folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #61833632805: Tournament #2011050012, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2011/05/08 16:27:48 WET [2011/05/08 11:27:48 ET]
Table '2011050012 67' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jackziyang (11362 in chips)
Seat 2: George2Loose (19660 in chips)
Seat 3: jenny125 (24710 in chips)
Seat 4: mddgfc (11994 in chips)
Seat 5: Solymar11 (4887 in chips)
Seat 6: jmjmaca (10154 in chips)
jackziyang: posts the ante 10
George2Loose: posts the ante 10
jenny125: posts the ante 10
mddgfc: posts the ante 10
Solymar11: posts the ante 10
jmjmaca: posts the ante 10
jenny125: posts small blind 50
mddgfc: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [As Ks]
Solymar11: raises 100 to 200
jmjmaca: raises 302 to 502
Solymar11 said, "good play"
jackziyang: folds
George2Loose: raises 763 to 1265
jenny125: folds
mddgfc: folds
Solymar11: raises 3612 to 4877 and is all-in
jmjmaca: raises 5267 to 10144 and is all-in
George2Loose: calls 8879
*** FLOP *** [3c Kh 2d]
*** TURN *** [3c Kh 2d] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [3c Kh 2d Qd] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jmjmaca: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
George2Loose: shows [As Ks] (a pair of Kings)
jmjmaca collected 10534 from side pot
Solymar11: shows [Jc 9h] (a straight, Nine to King)
Solymar11 collected 14841 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 25375 Main pot 14841. Side pot 10534. | Rake 0
Board [3c Kh 2d Qd Th]
Seat 1: jackziyang folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: George2Loose (button) showed [As Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: jenny125 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: mddgfc (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Solymar11 showed [Jc 9h] and won (14841) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: jmjmaca showed [Ac Ah] and won (10534) with a pair of Aces


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 08, 2011, 04:39:38 PM
Guy to my left been grinding. Limper just moved here. What do we do now??

PokerStars Game #61834004361: Tournament #419020025, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2011/05/08 16:37:19 WET [2011/05/08 11:37:19 ET]
Table '419020025 27' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: kosham (36262 in chips)
Seat 2: Asamoah32 (19439 in chips)
Seat 3: ProRaiser26 (42359 in chips)
Seat 4: EeeTee2008 (27628 in chips)
Seat 5: George2Loose (36589 in chips)
Seat 6: pankarek (28653 in chips)
Seat 7: maikl_tver (31369 in chips)
Seat 8: IxLUVx$$$$$$ (17801 in chips)
Seat 9: bigoots (18711 in chips)
kosham: posts the ante 150
Asamoah32: posts the ante 150
ProRaiser26: posts the ante 150
EeeTee2008: posts the ante 150
George2Loose: posts the ante 150
pankarek: posts the ante 150
maikl_tver: posts the ante 150
IxLUVx$$$$$$: posts the ante 150
bigoots: posts the ante 150
George2Loose: posts small blind 800
pankarek: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [9h Ac]
maikl_tver: folds
IxLUVx$$$$$$: folds
bigoots: folds
kosham: folds
Asamoah32: folds
ProRaiser26: folds
EeeTee2008: calls 1600
George2Loose: calls 800
pankarek: raises 26903 to 28503 and is all-in
EeeTee2008: folds
George2Loose:


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: KarmaDope on May 08, 2011, 05:23:39 PM
I would fold.

FYI, the limper is a 2p2 reg.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 08, 2011, 05:46:23 PM
bust low scoop 77 vs 88 BoB. Then bluffed off most of stack in mid before this hand to get back in the game. I 4 bet jammed- he 5 bet iso'd. geeg

George2Loose: raises 3141 to 4416 and is all-in
jenny125: folds
BettyLife: raises 4765 to 9181 and is all-in
jmjmaca: folds
vietcong01: folds
Uncalled bet (4765) returned to BettyLife
*** FLOP *** [5d 4s 9s]
*** TURN *** [5d 4s 9s] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [5d 4s 9s Tc] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)
BettyLife: shows [Kh Jh] (a straight, Nine to King)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 08, 2011, 06:27:52 PM
4th in 82$ hyper turbo for 2200$ so free rolling on a Sunday. MBN


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 12, 2011, 11:24:42 PM
Wouldnt mind some feedback on these hands. I am up and down like a yoyo. I got chipped up early. Hadn't played a hand for a couple of levels then these two hands happen:


PokerStars Game #62019328552: Tournament #2011050122, $200+$50+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2011/05/12 23:09:24 WET [2011/05/12 18:09:24 ET]
Table '2011050122 123' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Granny063 (19789 in chips)
Seat 2: Mochuelo1 (12360 in chips)
Seat 3: Lahni86 (13371 in chips)
Seat 4: vic_xcite (17813 in chips)
Seat 5: George2Loose (18536 in chips)
Seat 6: Kesjan (22250 in chips)
Seat 7: KipsterDK (30513 in chips)
Seat 8: Elmagico19A1 (11982 in chips)
Seat 9: PassDeGravy (22646 in chips)
Granny063: posts the ante 30
Mochuelo1: posts the ante 30
Lahni86: posts the ante 30
vic_xcite: posts the ante 30
George2Loose: posts the ante 30
Kesjan: posts the ante 30
KipsterDK: posts the ante 30
Elmagico19A1: posts the ante 30
PassDeGravy: posts the ante 30
Lahni86: posts small blind 125
vic_xcite: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ac Ks]
George2Loose: raises 294 to 544
Kesjan: folds
KipsterDK: folds
Elmagico19A1: folds
PassDeGravy: folds
Granny063: folds
Mochuelo1: folds
Lahni86: folds
vic_xcite: calls 294
*** FLOP *** [2c As 3s]
vic_xcite: checks
George2Loose: bets 865
vic_xcite: calls 865
*** TURN *** [2c As 3s] [9d]
vic_xcite: checks
George2Loose: bets 1845
vic_xcite: calls 1845
*** RIVER *** [2c As 3s 9d] [Qs]
vic_xcite: checks
George2Loose: bets 3695
vic_xcite: calls 3695
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ac Ks] (a pair of Aces)
vic_xcite: shows [Ah Qd] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
vic_xcite collected 14293 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14293 | Rake 0
Board [2c As 3s 9d Qs]
Seat 1: Granny063 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Mochuelo1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lahni86 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: vic_xcite (big blind) showed [Ah Qd] and won (14293) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 5: George2Loose showed [Ac Ks] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: Kesjan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: KipsterDK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Elmagico19A1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: PassDeGravy folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #62019711356: Tournament #2011050122, $200+$50+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (150/300) - 2011/05/12 23:18:28 WET [2011/05/12 18:18:28 ET]
Table '2011050122 123' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Granny063 (20104 in chips)
Seat 2: Mochuelo1 (12265 in chips)
Seat 3: Lahni86 (14651 in chips)
Seat 4: vic_xcite (22987 in chips)
Seat 5: George2Loose (9562 in chips)
Seat 6: Kesjan (22230 in chips)
Seat 7: KipsterDK (29848 in chips)
Seat 8: Elmagico19A1 (17057 in chips)
Seat 9: PassDeGravy (20556 in chips)
Granny063: posts the ante 40
Mochuelo1: posts the ante 40
Lahni86: posts the ante 40
vic_xcite: posts the ante 40
George2Loose: posts the ante 40
Kesjan: posts the ante 40
KipsterDK: posts the ante 40
Elmagico19A1: posts the ante 40
PassDeGravy: posts the ante 40
Lahni86: posts small blind 150
vic_xcite: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Ad Qs]
George2Loose: raises 354 to 654
Kesjan: folds
KipsterDK: folds
Elmagico19A1: folds
PassDeGravy: folds
Granny063: folds
Mochuelo1: calls 654
Lahni86: folds
vic_xcite: folds
*** FLOP *** [Js Tc As]
George2Loose: checks
Mochuelo1: checks
*** TURN *** [Js Tc As] [3d]
George2Loose: checks
Mochuelo1: bets 900
George2Loose: calls 900
*** RIVER *** [Js Tc As 3d] [Ah]
George2Loose: checks
Mochuelo1: bets 3000
George2Loose: raises 4968 to 7968 and is all-in
Mochuelo1: calls 4968
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose: shows [Ad Qs] (three of a kind, Aces)
Mochuelo1: shows [3s 3h] (a full house, Threes full of Aces)
Mochuelo1 collected 19854 from pot
Mochuelo1 wins the $50 bounty for eliminating George2Loose
George2Loose finished the tournament in 801st place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19854 | Rake 0
Board [Js Tc As 3d Ah]
Seat 1: Granny063 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Mochuelo1 (button) showed [3s 3h] and won (19854) with a full house, Threes full of Aces
Seat 3: Lahni86 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: vic_xcite (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: George2Loose showed [Ad Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: Kesjan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: KipsterDK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Elmagico19A1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: PassDeGravy folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 12, 2011, 11:26:24 PM
FWIW I know I should probably check/call river hand 2


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 12, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
Hand 2 bet flop check turn call off river


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 17, 2011, 01:19:55 PM
Just shipped a 82$ hyper turb on stars. Stacks at start of final:

Seat 1: kokynho (27155 in chips)
Seat 2: Luckerrrr (67664 in chips) out of hand (moved from another table into small blind)
Seat 3: sup-sport777 (94390 in chips)
Seat 4: typetyr (184707 in chips)
Seat 5: George2Loose (8236 in chips)
Seat 6: jandemanxo (37848 in chips)
kokynho: posts the ante 1000
sup-sport777: posts the ante 1000
typetyr: posts the ante 1000
George2Loose: posts the ante 1000
jandemanxo: posts the ante 1000
sup-sport777: posts small blind 2500
typetyr: posts big blind 5000

Weeeeee


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 17, 2011, 01:22:40 PM
wd mate, how much for?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 17, 2011, 01:23:28 PM
wd mate, how much for?

Small bink. 2.7k


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 17, 2011, 01:25:24 PM
wd mate, how much for?

Small bink. 2.7k

nice nice


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 18, 2011, 03:50:38 AM
weeeee just won another one for 3.2k after being 6/6 again. Rungoodaments


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pokerfan on May 18, 2011, 09:50:27 AM
weeeee just won another one for 3.2k after being 6/6 again. Rungoodaments
Crushing, wp G.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on May 18, 2011, 10:09:15 AM
Congrats rupinder.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 18, 2011, 05:42:16 PM
Congrats rupinder.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 18, 2011, 05:43:22 PM


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 18, 2011, 05:43:51 PM
Wp chucky


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on May 18, 2011, 06:08:47 PM
Nice air time last night Chuckles  "one of pokers nice guys" 
Wp on the bink


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Claw75 on May 18, 2011, 06:21:30 PM


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Rod on May 18, 2011, 06:57:01 PM
George, did was know you was on the telly?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 18, 2011, 07:04:03 PM
George, did was know you was on the telly?

When?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on May 18, 2011, 07:12:23 PM
George, did was know you was on the telly?

When?
Last night  C4 ukipt manchester, tv table with JP on your right


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 18, 2011, 07:17:37 PM
Lol^ call that bluff george


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 18, 2011, 07:24:24 PM
I kinda plastered it all over FB. :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 18, 2011, 08:39:15 PM
HEATER.....

2nd in 50 turbo 2* for 5.3k. 7.2 up top. Had him all in pre K9 vs 93. 3 on river. Not complaining tho. Long may it continue!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 18, 2011, 08:51:38 PM
Nice results, congrats.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: strak33 on May 18, 2011, 10:47:01 PM
I used to moan more than anyone and never got these post moaning heaters.

Nice results though


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 19, 2011, 07:07:24 PM
Nice results, congrats.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 23, 2011, 02:32:34 PM
For thr 18th time going to try and do a tourney report for Cork cos had a shedload of interesting hands and ultimately fell short again in another UKIPT.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 23, 2011, 02:35:53 PM
For thr 18th time going to try and do a tourney report for Cork cos had a shedload of interesting hands and ultimately fell short again in another UKIPT.

million gets past post 1

 :P


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 23, 2011, 03:46:42 PM
Cork? Where the fuck is Cork?

As I researched where Cork was won after winning a package online I find we cannot fly from East Midlands but it's only a short car journey to Birmingham. Me, Kev and Dan Ward decide to make the trip. The first one for a while and it's a bit like old times minus you know who (he who must not be mentioned- much like Harry Potter)

Fun on frolics on the way there, the flight is on time but Kev is shitting it cos it's a tiny aer lingus plane with propellers. For some reason I have never feared flying and long may it stay that way. I mean no matter what they look like they're designed to stay in the sky??

We land on time and have already regged to play the 100 Euro side event, trading 5% each. I usually have a 10% standard trade with Kev but have never traded with Dan before. Anyone who knows Dan will know he's a solid/good player and always has the world at the first break. Well obv not this time. Between at the break they have 15 bigs while I've managed to chip up to 18k (5k starting stack, 30 min levels). I soon iron that out when peeling 98cc and getting it against tens on a 965 one club board. I then somehow don't go broke with QQ vs AA when my opponent decides to flat pre and raise me on an A42 flop when I c bet. I jam the last of my money in with A4 for 3.8k at 300/600/50. KQ looks me up. Does KQ ever lose to Ace rag. The queen on the river confirmed my suspicions.

Would have been nice to get the trip off to a winning start but hey ho. Early night before the main! Some of you may know that I've been backed of late by John Spinks (although that arrangement has finished on completion of SCOOP) and I had qualified for the ME on his dime so the comp was on MU. Good news was MU was like 400$ so if I got a decent score I would retain a good chunk. I'm not much of a drinker and after Dan and Kev have finished their beers we decide to try and get some food.

We try and find the number for a pizza place on Iphone apps/numbers etc. Not much joy but we do find one place. Ring em up and they don't deliever? WTF? A pizza place that doesn't deliver?? I suggest we go walkies to try and find somewhere so off we go! No idea where but my stomach has a good scent and we soon find a McDonalds (24 hour). Never been one for Maccie D's tbh. KFC and Burger king for the win. We ask a taxi driver who directs us to a dominoe's. Weeeeeeeeeeee.

We walk to the said dominoes and see the gleaming lights in the distance. As we approach I try and push open the door. It won't budge. Weird.

We see a sigh "Open for collection 3pm-12am. Delivery 12am-5am" We look at the time and it's 12.55am. So the long and short of it is it's shut. Great. Maccie D's it is! We walk back. I make a joke about the it being drive thru only. Haha. As we come to the entrance the place shuts at 1am for walk in orders. We try and fail to walk thru the drive thru so end up getting a cab just so we can order food!!! Wolf down the meal (which was actually very nice) and all get some sleep at around 2.30am in readiness for day 1B.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 23, 2011, 04:09:15 PM
Why must harry potter not be mentioned?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on May 23, 2011, 04:51:00 PM
Why must harry potter not be mentioned?

(http://bathnbody.craftgossip.com/files/2010/09/voldemort2.jpg)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: stato_1 on May 24, 2011, 02:42:04 PM
Cork? Where the fuck is Cork?

As I researched where Cork was won after winning a package online I find we cannot fly from East Midlands but it's only a short car journey to Birmingham. Me, Kev and Dan Ward decide to make the trip. The first one for a while and it's a bit like old times minus you know who (he who must not be mentioned- much like Harry Potter)

Fun on frolics on the way there, the flight is on time but Kev is shitting it cos it's a tiny aer lingus plane with propellers. For some reason I have never feared flying and long may it stay that way. I mean no matter what they look like they're designed to stay in the sky??

We land on time and have already regged to play the 100 Euro side event, trading 5% each. I usually have a 10% standard trade with Kev but have never traded with Dan before. Anyone who knows Dan will know he's a solid/good player and always has the world at the first break. Well obv not this time. Between at the break they have 15 bigs while I've managed to chip up to 18k (5k starting stack, 30 min levels). I soon iron that out when peeling 98cc and getting it against tens on a 965 one club board. I then somehow don't go broke with QQ vs AA when my opponent decides to flat pre and raise me on an A42 flop when I c bet. I jam the last of my money in with A4 for 3.8k at 300/600/50. KQ looks me up. Does KQ ever lose to Ace rag. The queen on the river confirmed my suspicions.

Would have been nice to get the trip off to a winning start but hey ho. Early night before the main! Some of you may know that I've been backed of late by John Spinks (although that arrangement has finished on completion of SCOOP) and I had qualified for the ME on his dime so the comp was on MU. Good news was MU was like 400$ so if I got a decent score I would retain a good chunk. I'm not much of a drinker and after Dan and Kev have finished their beers we decide to try and get some food.

We try and find the number for a pizza place on Iphone apps/numbers etc. Not much joy but we do find one place. Ring em up and they don't deliever? WTF? A pizza place that doesn't deliver?? I suggest we go walkies to try and find somewhere so off we go! No idea where but my stomach has a good scent and we soon find a McDonalds (24 hour). Never been one for Maccie D's tbh. KFC and Burger king for the win. We ask a taxi driver who directs us to a dominoe's. Weeeeeeeeeeee.

We walk to the said dominoes and see the gleaming lights in the distance. As we approach I try and push open the door. It won't budge. Weird.

We see a sigh "Open for collection 3pm-12am. Delivery 12am-5am" We look at the time and it's 12.55am. So the long and short of it is it's shut. Great. Maccie D's it is! We walk back. I make a joke about the it being drive thru only. Haha. As we come to the entrance the place shuts at 1am for walk in orders. We try and fail to walk thru the drive thru so end up getting a cab just so we can order food!!! Wolf down the meal (which was actually very nice) and all get some sleep at around 2.30am in readiness for day 1B.....

Being a food expert & some may even say Guru, I'm in the best position to help you here. The standard line in this spot is to phone said dominos and get them to deliver to "right out-side your shop".


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 24, 2011, 02:45:35 PM
^confirmed food guru


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on May 24, 2011, 02:47:17 PM
Schoolboy errors on the food George, stato def has the correct answer.

Other than that,  great trip report. No vegas this year?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 24, 2011, 08:17:23 PM
No Vegas this year. baby steps this year. actually trying to find a new backer. apply within


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: strak33 on May 24, 2011, 09:16:39 PM
I thought the story was going to contain ordering dominos to outside the shop aswell.

Nice report though always enjoy them.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 24, 2011, 10:32:58 PM
Wake up at around 10.45am to get down to brekkie which was served until 11 (very poker friendly) although not too impressive. Egg was too greasy and beans tasted like they’d been hard boiled. However being in Ireland and seeing it cost 12 Euro for a burger I filled up as best I could (it’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it)

 

We went back to the room to chill. Was a good laugh with the boys. Pranks and jokes aplenty. Usually when in room I’m comfortable stripping down to my birthday suit and chilling under the covers (sorry if this has put you off your dinners guys). With my physique there’s no need to be shy.

 

I should at this point explain we’re on the ground floor overlooking a green where smokers nip out for a sly fag. Across from this small green is reception and a seating area. I jump out of bed to nip to the loo. On my return I greet the green and reception with nothing but a smile. Kev shouts “HELLO LOOK AT ME” for good measure.He’s opened the curtains and nets up fully.  I spot a few dealers and players looking up as I dive to get under the covers. We’re all in bits laughing. Bastard.

Get up and make our way down at quarter to. A quick call to the Mrs to wish me and her luck. She’s playing the day 2 of the grand prix and we dream of a Bedi double. Should be newsworthy I’d think.

I sit down at my starting table with the lovely Dena dealing. Run good starts here. I’ll briefly describe my table as best I can:

 

Seat 1: Elderly gentleman. Passive/Tight. Involved early but lost stack and tightened up

Seat 2: Seemed capable. In fair share of pots. Seemed to know what he was doing

Seat 3: As above although more TAG

Seat 4: Me (donk)

Seat 5: Again Irish player. Again seemed capable until exit hand. (rejammed 77 in 3 bet pot on J93 board against Queens)

Seat 6: Irish player again. Very tight

Seat 7: Sam Razavi. No idea who he is/what he’s won and what he’s won since

Seat 8: Another Irishman. Seemed pretty spewy

Seat 9: Net qualifier. Oh dear (more on him later)

Seat 10: Irishman. Very aggro. Bet big. Tricky to play against.

 

We started 7 handed so not all were there to begin with. I was in a lot of pots early but nothing too significant. I dropped to 13.5k which I had at first break. Kev was down to 7k after calling a 30 big blind re shove with Jacks. The guy had 3’s and binked one (sound familiar). Dan Ward, who if anyone knows him, usually has the world at first break but this time had 10k. He was saving his tales of rungood for the second break.

First key hand I play is shortly after the break at 75/150 and I’m still not convinced I made the right call. Irish capable opens c/off to 350 at 75/150. I have two black sixes and peel out of the small blinds. Heads up to a 834ss flop. He c bets 425. I call

Turn in an off suit 7. He bets 110 this time. I call (station). The river is an offsuit 9. The board is now 83479 and he now bets 2650. I really am unsure of what to do. I count my stack. If I call and I’m wrong I’m left with 5k. If I fold now I have around 8. I really don’t know long term whether this is a fold or not. I felt like he may check back a lot of his value hands on this board. I looked at him to try and get a read and say “this is probably a fold”. He looks really uncomfortable but my live reads are ridic tez. I throw the chips in. He taps the table and mucks. Phew! 20k. Weeeee.

I maintain my stack around the 20k mark for the level. We get a new player in seat 3. Some unknown by the name of Liv Boeree???


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 24, 2011, 10:35:11 PM
So Liv sits down two to my right. Cameras clicking. People looking round. You can argue about her poker (although from what I’ve seen she’s very good) but you cannot argue about her being worth whatever Stars are paying her. People are interested in Liv. Fact.

I have met Liv once before. She interviewed me after I bust the gala tour (link to hand) but this was pre all the fame. Wasn’t sure what to expect. Thought she might be quite chatty etc etc. Nope. She was all business until she’d settled in. The table was quite chatty with Sam and me on there anyway and Liv joined in. I inevitably told her she’d called me spewy on the TV coverage and that she was right. Good read. I make Liv laugh at least twice. Kevin Macphee watch out!

As I said she played really well. Back to my stack I’d lost a few and was now down to 15k after losing the following hand. I open QQ in early position. Irishman in seat 8 flats. Heads up and the flop comes A73cc. I c bet. He peels. Turn is an off suit deuce. I check, he checks. River is a 7 and I check again. He bets half pot. I really don’t think he’d be value betting an ace here from watching him so make the call. Yes he has J7dd. Owned.

Another pot occurs which really damages my stack with net qualifier. He opens to 1050 and 150/300/25. One caller and I peel A9cc in big blind (fold pre?). Flop is 842cc and we get it in. He had jacks and hold. I now have 5k. I get back up to 20k with no showdown poker. Check shoving K5ss on a K56 board next hand from the sb in an unraised pot when Liv bets the c/off.

 I then win chips with A10 on a AK3J board vs net player who’d limp called pre when I try and iso him from button. He calls flop but folds QJ when I jam turn. It’s approaching dinner (10pm dinner ftw) we’re all starving when the following hand occurs.

Cut off who has just moved to the table opens to 1525 at 200/400/50. Liv 3 bets button to 3575. SB folds and I look down at AQ. Siuhfivhwuirufgwurhieqhr. I have 20k so my options here are 4 bet jam or fold. I tank for a minute. I think it’s a fold on balance. I really am not sure how light Liv is here with the size of the open. I mean she probs flats AJ/99/1010 so why I end up 4 bet jamming and then grimacing when Liv calls with KK I’ll never know. Bad play rewarded tho has I river an Ace. Liv looks displeased. Looks like the marriage is off. I go to dinner alone as Dan wa son first dinner sitting (who incidentially had 40k at second break) and Kev is out when he made a 23 big blind reshove from the big blind to a raise from 3rd position and a call from the button with 108 off suit (wp). I sit down eating my dinner minding my own business when Liv approaches me “May I join you?”

 

.... Here comes the bride!!! (Sorry Mrs B)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 24, 2011, 11:01:36 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 24, 2011, 11:02:43 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 24, 2011, 11:14:10 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 24, 2011, 11:15:57 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 24, 2011, 11:17:09 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

We should start a new clique.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Redbull on May 24, 2011, 11:36:08 PM
Enjoying the report and the diary mate. Keep up the good work...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 24, 2011, 11:56:21 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

We should start a new clique.

Me, you and Nick Hicks in so far


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 25, 2011, 12:40:27 AM
Good report dude. Enjoying it!

Moaaar


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: EvilPie on May 25, 2011, 01:19:23 AM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

I love you and your diary George. More please.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Whollyflush on May 25, 2011, 01:43:47 AM
gutted your not in Vegas m8 :(


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 01:47:14 AM
gutted your not in Vegas m8 :(

next year bud. Try and make the antes this year plsssssssssssssss!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on May 25, 2011, 09:39:17 AM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

I love it as much as I love you little lovely smiley face.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on May 25, 2011, 10:42:34 AM
Yep, George's diary is good.

What kind of backing you looking for George?

Can I ask why your other deal has stopped? Feel free to not answer if you or your backer would rather not say why.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on May 25, 2011, 10:43:31 AM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

I love you and your diary George. More please.
2Nd best diary on Blonde!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on May 25, 2011, 10:56:17 AM
Any truth in the rumour that Liv has taken out a super-injunction to stop you posting the next installment?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on May 25, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

I love you and your diary George. More please.
2Nd best diary on Blonde!

Cheers mate x


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 25, 2011, 11:21:12 AM
Any truth in the rumour that Liv has taken out a super-injunction to stop you posting the next installment?

LOL


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on May 25, 2011, 11:30:02 AM
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x186/misticrains3/Smilies/reading.gif)


Sigh this is the only pic i could find where someone or something is reading and looks to be remotely enjoying it.

I don't know why i didn't just type great read, keep it up.

Otherwise it was this, but it makes me seem like i don't like it.

(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt11/Nonc_Ron/Smiles/reading.gif)

Looking forward to part2.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MTT DESTROYER on May 25, 2011, 12:24:45 PM
Looking forward to part two of trip report


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 25, 2011, 12:31:19 PM
yes more real life stuff. liv gave her room number to my mate flip flop in galway in december. guess she like guys who treat her mean. he had been on her table most of the day having a laugh with her. he asked if the posters were all air brushed as she did not look so good in person. she invited him up to room 513 but he said he was washing his hair. i could not stop myself laughing as he had shaved his head.....and by the way i did try but you could not get upto the 5th floor in the lift without a room key for that floor


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on May 25, 2011, 12:35:20 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

I love you and your diary George. More please.
2Nd best diary on Blonde!

Cheers mate x
I think you misunderstand Vinny    Alex < Bedi < Vinny < Cos


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: deadeyed on May 25, 2011, 01:42:07 PM
Hi George

i'm new to Blonde, enjoying your diary...keep it up. We met at the Irish Open a couple of years ago when a load of us had to share a socket in the hotel lobby to play online lol!!!

i was the one playing fixed limit cash (much to your disgust!) i used to play against you on stars years ago when you had the patrick from spongebob screen pic....always found you to be a tough player and top bloke.

see you around anyway, gl George


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 25, 2011, 01:57:21 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

I love you and your diary George. More please.
2Nd best diary on Blonde!

Cheers mate x
I think you misunderstand Vinny    Alex < Bedi < Vinny < Cos

< or > sort it out!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 25, 2011, 01:59:45 PM
You playn Newc leg George ? looking forward to the next part of Cork update in 2013.

oi! Have been quite good this time. Next part tomorrow.

Really want to mate. Will have to see how the next couple of weeks go

Look forward to reading the next part tmoro  ;whistle;

Hopefully see you there.

I find it hard to stay motivated. My diary doesn't get much love  :'(

I love you and your diary George. More please.
best diary on Blonde!
fyp


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 25, 2011, 02:01:26 PM
;shame;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Marky147 on May 25, 2011, 03:05:15 PM
Love the reports George you write very well mate, I enjoy reading about live event escapades much more than I do h/histories :D


Looking forward to the next instalment!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 25, 2011, 03:17:49 PM
Love the reports George you write very well mate, I enjoy reading about live event escapades much more than I do h/histories :D


Looking forward to the next instalment!!
yes this loads..... when i read your hh i just think feck me George you are awesome. you know when you 've done it right or wrong


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 06:06:14 PM
Yep, George's diary is good.

What kind of backing you looking for George?

Can I ask why your other deal has stopped? Feel free to not answer if you or your backer would rather not say why.

Mid stakes MTT's and live stuff if the backers up for it.

Sponks decided due to black Friday and the fact he's in Vegas for two months might have an effect. Maybe we'll pick things up if he wins the world


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 06:06:35 PM
Any truth in the rumour that Liv has taken out a super-injunction to stop you posting the next installment?

Yes. From now on I am only able to refer to her as LIV


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 06:07:14 PM
Hi George

i'm new to Blonde, enjoying your diary...keep it up. We met at the Irish Open a couple of years ago when a load of us had to share a socket in the hotel lobby to play online lol!!!

i was the one playing fixed limit cash (much to your disgust!) i used to play against you on stars years ago when you had the patrick from spongebob screen pic....always found you to be a tough player and top bloke.

see you around anyway, gl George

I remember it well mate! AllinStevie was grinding too although didn't realise it was him at the time. tytytyty


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 06:07:50 PM
After our candlelit dinner for two, I ring Shelley and tell her all about LIV and the good times we’ve had. She laughs mockingly and says she is welcome to me. Charming!

I arrive back at my table and manage to lose 10k fairly quickly. I do however get back up to 50k sharpish when I 3 bet Kings from the SB and opener peels 45ss. We get it on an 862 flop and I hold against the double gutshot (whinge avoided).

The table breaks (goodbye LIV) and I get moved to another table full of Irishman who are tighter than a combo of Tikay, Karibiner and Tighty. There’s a good aggro German in seat 1 and a decent Russian (I know!) two to my left. I decide that I’m gonna be active (yes really) and lose 20k out the gate after making my 4th raise in 7 hands with 99 and running them into QQ.

The Russian then begins to 3 bet me at every opportunity and I run a pretty awful bluff against him with deuces to put me down to 15k. I am the greatest. WP me. Two hands later I rejam AK and get a call from tens. A king on the flop is a thing of beauty and after winning a few more pots without showdown I’m back up to 30k when the following hand occurs.

German min raises UTG at 400/800 to 1600. 15bb stack peels second to act. I look down at da ladies and make it 4600. This is where things get complicated.

The Russian hasn’t seen my raise. In fact he hasn’t even seen me call I think and trys to 3 bet to 4500. The dealer points out his error and he goes to fold and take back his chips until he realises he can’t and calls the extra 100! I think I have a read on his hand strength! (Unless he’s some sick angle shooter which I don’t think he was)

The German UTG now tanks. I’m praying for him to 4 bet cos I know he sees all the dead money in the pot. He flats! 15bb stack flats. Bollox. Worst case scenario has occurred. We’re 4 way to a flop and I have no real idea of hand strength. The good news is I have about a pot size bet behind so flop decisions should be too difficult.

When the board comes down 956hh I decide to just jam when checked to. Maybe not the wisest course of action but I decide I’m not levelling myself by checking or bet/calling. The Russian tanks for an age and folds with the two other players snap folding. PHEW!!! Back up to 55k. I find dem aces not long after and min raise. The big blind flats but German decides to 3 bet. I 4 bet small and he tank jams AJ. Small sweat on a K10x flop but we hold to go up to the heady heights of 110k. How did that happen?!?! I finish the day by knocking out Peter Barrable who had the pocket threes and cracked my jacks when I was on TV (did I mention I was on TV?) when he jams 20k with fours at 600/1200 and I hold with tens. I finish the day on 140k as one of the chip leaders and make my way to the bar to get a well earnt 12 Euro burger. I find Dan and Kev both asleep in the room and resist the urge to play some stupid prank and try and get some sleep. Adrenaline still pumping and with the day finishing at the ungodly hour of 3am I find myself fidgeting all night and nodding off at around 5.30am. Not the best prep for what is going to turn out to be a very eventful day 2.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 06:09:53 PM
Purchased my copy of The Mental Game of Poker today. I feel like I'm coping with the negativitey a lot better at the mo but it comes and goes. I'm hoping the book will help with the downs. I will report back my findings!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 25, 2011, 06:58:32 PM
really good write up george - enjoyed that

keep it coming

Do you beat yourself up mid game about spews or do you accept it as part of your game and image and rely on the fact that it gets you paid?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 07:05:17 PM
really good write up george - enjoyed that

keep it coming

Do you beat yourself up mid game about spews or do you accept it as part of your game and image and rely on the fact that it gets you paid?

Bit of both. I understand it's a double edged sword. It really is easier playing as a super nit I think cos it's so much easier to level yourself when you're in a shitload of pots


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 25, 2011, 07:33:22 PM
really good write up george - enjoyed that

keep it coming

Do you beat yourself up mid game about spews or do you accept it as part of your game and image and rely on the fact that it gets you paid?

Bit of both. I understand it's a double edged sword. It really is easier playing as a super nit I think cos it's so much easier to level yourself when you're in a shitload of pots
is playing nitty wrong against weak players george?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 07:47:05 PM
really good write up george - enjoyed that

keep it coming

Do you beat yourself up mid game about spews or do you accept it as part of your game and image and rely on the fact that it gets you paid?

Bit of both. I understand it's a double edged sword. It really is easier playing as a super nit I think cos it's so much easier to level yourself when you're in a shitload of pots
is playing nitty wrong against weak players george?

Define weak. I adjust how I play to the table. If everyone is splashing around trying to give their chips away then nitty is the correct strat


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 25, 2011, 08:13:31 PM
really good write up george - enjoyed that

keep it coming

Do you beat yourself up mid game about spews or do you accept it as part of your game and image and rely on the fact that it gets you paid?

Bit of both. I understand it's a double edged sword. It really is easier playing as a super nit I think cos it's so much easier to level yourself when you're in a shitload of pots
is playing nitty wrong against weak players george?

Define weak. I adjust how I play to the table. If everyone is splashing around trying to give their chips away then nitty is the correct strat
sounds like all the games i play live. gl everyone enjoys this diary


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 25, 2011, 11:50:47 PM
Purchased my copy of The Mental Game of Poker today. I feel like I'm coping with the negativitey a lot better at the mo but it comes and goes. I'm hoping the book will help with the downs. I will report back my findings!

So I've started the book and so far it makes a lot of sense. However it seems to have put me on tilt. Not sure if that is the idea.

Having my usual rollercoaster journey in the big 55 on stars. Am currently 12/134. It's all in the mind tho.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 26, 2011, 08:13:26 AM
Purchased my copy of The Mental Game of Poker today. I feel like I'm coping with the negativitey a lot better at the mo but it comes and goes. I'm hoping the book will help with the downs. I will report back my findings!

So I've started the book and so far it makes a lot of sense. However it seems to have put me on tilt. Not sure if that is the idea.

Having my usual rollercoaster journey in the big 55 on stars. Am currently 12/134. It's all in the mind tho.....
with your writting skills,
your funny stories,
and the tales you have to tell
you need to write your own book dude!!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on May 26, 2011, 08:42:39 AM
Purchased my copy of The Mental Game of Poker today. I feel like I'm coping with the negativitey a lot better at the mo but it comes and goes. I'm hoping the book will help with the downs. I will report back my findings!

So I've started the book and so far it makes a lot of sense. However it seems to have put me on tilt. Not sure if that is the idea.

Having my usual rollercoaster journey in the big 55 on stars. Am currently 12/134. It's all in the mind tho.....
with your writting skills,
your funny stories,
and the tales you have to tell
you need to write your own book dude!!!!

Working title 'Fuck You Ace-Queen'?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 26, 2011, 06:11:11 PM
Really enjoying the book. Not to give too much away but there's a list of things people do if they don't master the mental art of poker. I think I do 16 of them. Examples:

Get frustrated when a bad player plays badly

Believe they are cursed

Telling bad beat stories to anyone who will listen

Say one time a lot.


On another notes, Gonna also play ipoker 200k this weekend and bust Channing to go to Vegas. Play the main event. Win it and write my memoirs

One time


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Skgv on May 26, 2011, 07:38:09 PM
Really enjoying the book. Not to give too much away but there's a list of things people do if they don't master the mental art of poker. I think I do 16 of them. Examples:

Get frustrated when a bad player plays badly

Believe they are cursed

Telling bad beat stories to anyone who will listen

Say one time a lot.


On another notes, Gonna also play ipoker 200k this weekend and bust Channing to go to Vegas. Play the main event. Win it and write my memoirs

One time
Had a rule not to read any diaries on here! But the other night as i enjoyed watching you play on tv i thought id have a sneak an ended up reading pages 36 an 37 of your diary an enjoyed your writing skills ! Keep it up actually puts you in good light as a person !


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on May 28, 2011, 04:42:58 PM
 ;sleep;

Do we get the next chapter after Newcastle?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 29, 2011, 08:12:34 AM
ffs george this is like waiting for you to fold  Ac Qs


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 29, 2011, 09:09:15 AM
;sleep;

Do we get the next chapter after Newcastle?

Sorry guys- been busy with family stuff- will try and get the next part done before leaving for DTD today.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 29, 2011, 01:06:02 PM
Whenever I have a big chipstack coming into day 2 I always feel a little more pressure than when I've scraped in. When I finished 16th in Manchester and made day 3 I think I was second from bottom and had 15 bigs.

In 2009 IPO I was the overnight chipleader. 30 mins in I was all in with tens vs AQ. With my rep people are bound to assume I blew even though most people know what can happen in tournaments. It doesn't bother me too much but I'd rather not be at the bar 30 mins after having 140k at 800/1600.

I recognised no one at my table. One Irish chap had close to 200k to start with and knocked out a couple of players quick time to move closer to 300k. He was two to my right though which was good and also didn't seem to be getting too out of line so we didn't get into 3/4/5 (or cock measuring wars as I like to call them) bet pots. He was openign quite bit too so unless i had somethign I was folding.

I was playing a lot of pots, esp. round the bubble. I had no real hands of note but was min opening from the get go. The table wasn't playing back at me much. I won a decent pot when I defended AQ in the big blind and got value on the river on an ace high board. First big hand I played I flopped the nuts (mbn). I was in the hijack and opened to 4100 at 1k/2k with 10 9 blue. Villian smooths out of the big blind playing around 80k behind. Flop is J87 one diamond. He checks. I bet 5600. He c/raises to 17k. I thought about just 4 betting there but on that board just looks super strong and he has an awkward stack size to 5 bet it with fold equity so I just peeled.

The turn is the 3d. He now leads for 26k. I now set him in. He tanks calls it off with 108. River is an 8 so I was always getting his stack. I move up to around 280k. As I'm stacking my chips I look down at KJ blue and open to 4100 again. Young Irish guy who seemed capable 3 bets from hijack to 13k.

I am sat there thinking "fold, fold". Think Joe Hachem talks about the concept of chip ownership. I know he's not supposed to be very good but I think this concept is very important. Just after you've won a big pot sometimes it's good to just sit back and make them feel like you've had them a few hands. Sometimes losing a pot just after you've won one can lead to the things spiralling out of control. Might be talking BS but it works for me. Plus do I really wanna play a marginal hand OOP to a capable player. He has 150k back and I decide to peel. But you all knew that anyway.

Flop comes J82 one diamond and I check call a 17k bet. Turn is a 4 and I check. He now reaches deep and bets 42k leaving 80 behind. Now I'm regretting the peel lol. "You should have just folded pre" I'm thinking. I look at him and get the distinct impression he wants me to go away. As I've mentioned before though I don't always trust my live reads. I call having no idea what I'm doing if he shoves river. River is a blank and I check. He sigh checks and announces AK. Boom!

I then open 95ss utg and get two callers. One from a young Irish guy who has around 300k and from the big blind. Flop is 678ss. LOL. Run worse George. I bet half pot. Irishman peels. Big blind folds. Turn is an offsuit ace and I know bet close to 2/3 pot and he calls again. River is an off suit Ace and I pot it for 66.4k. He tank calls and I'm now up to 450k. Chip leader and cruising. Cameramen are interviewing me. I'm buzzing. This is my time. This is the UKIPT I'm gonna win. I'm opening so much that when I do find a real hand I'm gonna get paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddd- careful what u wish for............


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 29, 2011, 01:08:45 PM
Some other news. I am officially a Rupert Elder horse. I'm hoping this is the start of a long and prosperous relationship.

I'm sure Rupert would like to amend his answer about poker players whose first names begin with "RUP". He said they're not all destined for greatness. I'm sure he didn't mean me in that answer.

Incidentally if you do want to join his stable I think having Rup as the first 3 letters of your name is a pre-requisite.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on May 29, 2011, 01:12:53 PM
Congrats Rupinder

Yours

Rupinny ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 29, 2011, 01:14:55 PM
Whenever I have a big chipstack coming into day 2 I always feel a little more pressure than when I've scraped in. When I finished 16th in Manchester and made day 3 I think I was second from bottom and had 15 bigs.

In 2009 IPO I was the overnight chipleader. 30 mins in I was all in with tens vs AQ. With my rep people are bound to assume I blew even though most people know what can happen in tournaments. It doesn't bother me too much but I'd rather not be at the bar 30 mins after having 140k at 800/1600.

I recognised no one at my table. One Irish chap had close to 200k to start with and knocked out a couple of players quick time to move closer to 300k. He was two to my right though which was good and also didn't seem to be getting too out of line so we didn't get into 3/4/5 (or cock measuring wars as I like to call them) bet pots. He was openign quite bit too so unless i had somethign I was folding.

I was playing a lot of pots, esp. round the bubble. I had no real hands of note but was min opening from the get go. The table wasn't playing back at me much. I won a decent pot when I defended AQ in the big blind and got value on the river on an ace high board. First big hand I played I flopped the nuts (mbn). I was in the hijack and opened to 4100 at 1k/2k with 10 9 blue. Villian smooths out of the big blind playing around 80k behind. Flop is J87 one diamond. He checks. I bet 5600. He c/raises to 17k. I thought about just 4 betting there but on that board just looks super strong and he has an awkward stack size to 5 bet it with fold equity so I just peeled.

The turn is the 3d. He now leads for 26k. I now set him in. He tanks calls it off with 108. River is an 8 so I was always getting his stack. I move up to around 280k. As I'm stacking my chips I look down at KJ blue and open to 4100 again. Young Irish guy who seemed capable 3 bets from hijack to 13k.

I am sat there thinking "fold, fold". Think Joe Hachem talks about the concept of chip ownership. I know he's not supposed to be very good but I think this concept is very important. Just after you've won a big pot sometimes it's good to just sit back and make them feel like you've had them a few hands. Sometimes losing a pot just after you've won one can lead to the things spiralling out of control. Might be talking BS but it works for me. Plus do I really wanna play a marginal hand OOP to a capable player. He has 150k back and I decide to peel. But you all knew that anyway.

Flop comes J82 one diamond and I check call a 17k bet. Turn is a 4 and I check. He now reaches deep and bets 42k leaving 80 behind. Now I'm regretting the peel lol. "You should have just folded pre" I'm thinking. I look at him and get the distinct impression he wants me to go away. As I've mentioned before though I don't always trust my live reads. I call having no idea what I'm doing if he shoves river. River is a blank and I check. He sigh checks and announces AK. Boom!

I then open 95ss utg and get two callers. One from a young Irish guy who has around 300k and from the big blind. Flop is 678ss. LOL. Run worse George. I bet half pot. Irishman peels. Big blind folds. Turn is an offsuit ace and I know bet close to 2/3 pot and he calls again. River is an off suit Ace and I pot it for 66.4k. He tank calls and I'm now up to 450k. Chip leader and cruising. Cameramen are interviewing me. I'm buzzing. This is my time. This is the UKIPT I'm gonna win. I'm opening so much that when I do find a real hand I'm gonna get paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddd- careful what u wish for............
already looking forward to next edition mate


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 29, 2011, 01:17:10 PM
Some other news. I am officially a Rupert Elder horse. I'm hoping this is the start of a long and prosperous relationship.

I'm sure Rupert would like to amend his answer about poker players whose first names begin with "RUP". He said they're not all destined for greatness. I'm sure he didn't mean me in that answer.

Incidentally if you do want to join his stable I think having Rup as the first 3 letters of your name is a pre-requisite.
is this live and online or one or other?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on May 31, 2011, 11:56:35 AM
Some other news. I am officially a Rupert Elder horse. I'm hoping this is the start of a long and prosperous relationship.

I'm sure Rupert would like to amend his answer about poker players whose first names begin with "RUP". He said they're not all destined for greatness. I'm sure he didn't mean me in that answer.

Incidentally if you do want to join his stable I think having Rup as the first 3 letters of your name is a pre-requisite.
Grats on the staking George, what are you going to be playing and how much time are you investing in this?
Will it be online or are you being staked live by RUPert as well?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on May 31, 2011, 11:58:34 AM
Congrats Rupinder

Yours

Rupinny ;)

Massive congrats.

Yours

Rupunzel Milligan


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on May 31, 2011, 12:00:15 PM
Congrats Rupinder

Yours

Rupinny ;)

Massive congrats.

Yours

Rupunzel Milligan

+1

Rupirgy85


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 31, 2011, 12:06:22 PM
+1

leeinder the fish


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on June 11, 2011, 05:34:07 PM
another TR grim too add to the collection George!   ;whistle;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: JK on June 11, 2011, 10:36:16 PM
How many black chips do you have mate?

Had a good lol session, n2meet you too.

Gratz on the staking also! Win the lot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Amatay on June 11, 2011, 10:44:10 PM
grats mate

Rupatay


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 14, 2011, 12:19:05 AM
Decent start under Rupert but had a tez sunday and am continually managing to keep up my record of finishing 12-18th. I really run shit deep.

On that subject I'm arranging my session with Jared soon. I'm still finishing off the pre session questionairre he sent me. I hope he can help as I feel I'm a terminal case- I am born to run shit at poker and whinge about it thereafter


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pokerfan on June 16, 2011, 08:10:17 PM
This might be handy George, instantly post your beats to twitter/facebook  :)

http://www.boomplayer.com/


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on June 18, 2011, 03:13:14 PM
Hi George,
got a couple o Q's if you dont mind?

How much time do you devote to poker now your staked?
Are you still working to pay bills and then grinding?
Do you prefer live or online?
When you play  DTD deepstacks or UKIPT's are these on your own dime or staked also?

Cheers
Eso


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 18, 2011, 10:17:49 PM
This hand sums up my last 12 months. I couldn't help but laugh!

Full Tilt Poker Game #31124344593: $40,000 Rush Guarantee (237644141), Table 26 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:14:58 WET - 2011/06/18 [17:14:58 ET - 2011/06/18]
Seat 1: George2Loose (2,002)
Seat 2: Juancainde (2,960)
Seat 3: 043icf (3,214)
Seat 4: ineedshrimps (3,074)
Seat 5: Jorgo V (2,340)
Seat 6: yantra007 (3,735)
Seat 7: maurovertua (1,845)
Seat 8: drover111 (4,355)
Seat 9: Daniel Foldeanu (6,580)
Juancainde posts the small blind of 20
043icf posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [7d 6d]
ineedshrimps folds
Jorgo V folds
yantra007 folds
maurovertua folds
drover111 folds
Daniel Foldeanu raises to 120
George2Loose raises to 320
Juancainde calls 300
043icf folds
Daniel Foldeanu has 15 seconds left to act
Daniel Foldeanu folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 5s Ah]
Juancainde checks
George2Loose bets 480
Juancainde calls 480
*** TURN *** [Th 5s Ah] [4s]
Juancainde checks
George2Loose checks
*** RIVER *** [Th 5s Ah 4s] [3s]
Juancainde has 15 seconds left to act
Juancainde bets 760
George2Loose raises to 1,202, and is all in
Juancainde calls 442
*** SHOW DOWN ***
George2Loose shows [7d 6d] a straight, Seven high
Juancainde shows [6s 7s] a straight flush, Seven high
Juancainde wins the pot (4,164) with a straight flush, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,164 | Rake 0
Board: [Th 5s Ah 4s 3s]
Seat 1: George2Loose (button) showed [7d 6d] and lost with a straight, Seven high
Seat 2: Juancainde (small blind) showed [6s 7s] and won (4,164) with a straight flush, Seven high
Seat 3: 043icf (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ineedshrimps didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Jorgo V didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: yantra007 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: maurovertua didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: drover111 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: Daniel Foldeanu folded before the Flop


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 18, 2011, 10:28:09 PM
Hi George,
got a couple o Q's if you dont mind?

How much time do you devote to poker now your staked?
Are you still working to pay bills and then grinding?
Do you prefer live or online?
When you play  DTD deepstacks or UKIPT's are these on your own dime or staked also?

Cheers
Eso

Hi mate,

I generally play 3-4 times a week. Usually an evening session.

Yup still working- one day I hope to play full time but probs not emotionally stable or financially secure enough to take the plunge

I go through phases- at the mo prefer live but it changes constantly

Deepstacks and UKIPT's are on MU


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Boba Fett on June 19, 2011, 12:24:56 AM
Hi George,
got a couple o Q's if you dont mind?

How much time do you devote to poker now your staked?
Are you still working to pay bills and then grinding?
Do you prefer live or online?
When you play  DTD deepstacks or UKIPT's are these on your own dime or staked also?

Cheers
Eso

Hi mate,

I generally play 3-4 times a week. Usually an evening session.

Yup still working- one day I hope to play full time but probs not emotionally stable or financially secure enough to take the plunge

I go through phases- at the mo prefer live but it changes constantly

Deepstacks and UKIPT's are on MU
Do you think you would be playing full time already if it wasnt for the responsibilities to your family?  Or do you think you wouldve still been "sensible" about it and waited until your were financially secure?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 19, 2011, 01:10:26 AM
Hi George,
got a couple o Q's if you dont mind?

How much time do you devote to poker now your staked?
Are you still working to pay bills and then grinding?
Do you prefer live or online?
When you play  DTD deepstacks or UKIPT's are these on your own dime or staked also?

Cheers
Eso

Hi mate,

I generally play 3-4 times a week. Usually an evening session.

Yup still working- one day I hope to play full time but probs not emotionally stable or financially secure enough to take the plunge

I go through phases- at the mo prefer live but it changes constantly

Deepstacks and UKIPT's are on MU
Do you think you would be playing full time already if it wasnt for the responsibilities to your family?  Or do you think you wouldve still been "sensible" about it and waited until your were financially secure?

Had this conversation loads of times with the Mrs.

Probably would have taken the risk long ago. However I wouldn't change things for all the bracelets and money for the world.

It'll happen one day and when it does I'll be stronger for it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on June 19, 2011, 01:45:47 AM
It'll happen when young ace ships a bracelet and rolls his dad into tourneys ! ;0)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on June 20, 2011, 03:12:12 PM
Did you do a win last night George?

edit: just seen facebook, very well done sir!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: AndrewT on June 20, 2011, 04:55:37 PM
Would you agree that tourneys with a 3 minute clock are the true poker test?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 20, 2011, 05:19:45 PM
So yesterday was a good day. Binked my second biggest online cash with the supersonic win. Massive shoot. I'm starting to think that I'm suited to shove botting rather than playing proper poker. It's all I seem to win these days. Don't tell Rupert tho.

The night was going bad. I had got deep in a number of comps but lost every significant flip.

I also played the 30 seat satty on poker encore for a seat to the main event. Was my only chance at Vegas but more importantly the main event unless stars run another huge satty which doesnt look likely at the mo. Not sure why.

I was going great guns and playing really well when at 150/300 mid position playing 5k min raised and I flatted with aces as there were three 20 bb stacks behind me. The sb shipped for 6k. Mid pos called all in and I snapped. I was up against 77 and 55. 5 on the flop for the SB to scoop. This left me with 8k which I got in with 66 against AQ. Left with 6 bigs I shoved KQ and lost to AJ.

Was crushed at the time but just believe that Vegas wasn't meant to be for me this year. Hopefully me and Shelley will get to go out in 2012.

Money>>>>Vegas atm moment tho. If given a choice I deffo would have taken the win then the trip to Vegas so all's well that ends well.

Off out with the family for some tea before putting in another smallish session tonight. Heater pls stars!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on June 20, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
you are most welcome. but its your live game bink that i will get most enjoyment from


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on June 20, 2011, 05:29:32 PM
What time do these supersonics finish? Good to play on a school night?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: KarmaDope on June 20, 2011, 05:42:59 PM
What time do these supersonics finish? Good to play on a school night?

Specialist Sunday tourn mate.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: AndrewT on June 20, 2011, 05:44:05 PM
What time do these supersonics finish? Good to play on a school night?

Specialist Sunday tourn mate.

Sunday = schoolnight.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: KarmaDope on June 20, 2011, 05:44:33 PM
What time do these supersonics finish? Good to play on a school night?

Specialist Sunday tourn mate.

Sunday = schoolnight.

[   ] have kids ;)

(serious reply: got the impression milligan was asking about a tourney that ran every night)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on June 20, 2011, 07:11:22 PM
Yea any night where ya have to get up for work next day is a school night imo. Looks like a 1am finish.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 20, 2011, 07:12:19 PM
Most nights you'll be done about 10 mins after the tourney starts :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MC on June 20, 2011, 07:16:25 PM
However I wouldn't change things for all the bracelets and money for the world.

Good to see you say this mate, I feel exactly the same.

Congrats again on bink :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on June 20, 2011, 08:05:25 PM
However I wouldn't change things for all the bracelets and money for the world.

Good to see you say this mate, I feel exactly the same.

Congrats again on bink :)
where as i got 3 kids n 3 step kids and giving up one would be no big loss for a braclet


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Redbull on June 21, 2011, 05:12:53 PM
Congrats on the bink George! You coming to DTD for the Monte Carlo?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 21, 2011, 09:16:55 PM
I just finished my session with Jared.

I am typing with my nose because they have bound me in a straight jacket.

GG


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Jared Tendler on June 21, 2011, 10:43:25 PM
I just finished my session with Jared.

I am typing with my nose because they have bound me in a straight jacket.

GG

It's for everyone else's safety. Eventually, you'll get used to it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 21, 2011, 11:57:09 PM
feedback pls:

http://jaredtendlerpoker.com/instructional/handling-bad-beats/


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on June 22, 2011, 12:02:04 AM
feedback pls:

http://jaredtendlerpoker.com/instructional/handling-bad-beats/
am i supposed to click on part 1 and it plays george?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 22, 2011, 12:02:56 AM
feedback pls:

http://jaredtendlerpoker.com/instructional/handling-bad-beats/
am i supposed to click on part 1 and it plays george?


yep


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on June 22, 2011, 12:03:12 AM
Whenever I have a big chipstack coming into day 2 I always feel a little more pressure than when I've scraped in. When I finished 16th in Manchester and made day 3 I think I was second from bottom and had 15 bigs.

In 2009 IPO I was the overnight chipleader. 30 mins in I was all in with tens vs AQ. With my rep people are bound to assume I blew even though most people know what can happen in tournaments. It doesn't bother me too much but I'd rather not be at the bar 30 mins after having 140k at 800/1600.

I recognised no one at my table. One Irish chap had close to 200k to start with and knocked out a couple of players quick time to move closer to 300k. He was two to my right though which was good and also didn't seem to be getting too out of line so we didn't get into 3/4/5 (or cock measuring wars as I like to call them) bet pots. He was openign quite bit too so unless i had somethign I was folding.

I was playing a lot of pots, esp. round the bubble. I had no real hands of note but was min opening from the get go. The table wasn't playing back at me much. I won a decent pot when I defended AQ in the big blind and got value on the river on an ace high board. First big hand I played I flopped the nuts (mbn). I was in the hijack and opened to 4100 at 1k/2k with 10 9 blue. Villian smooths out of the big blind playing around 80k behind. Flop is J87 one diamond. He checks. I bet 5600. He c/raises to 17k. I thought about just 4 betting there but on that board just looks super strong and he has an awkward stack size to 5 bet it with fold equity so I just peeled.

The turn is the 3d. He now leads for 26k. I now set him in. He tanks calls it off with 108. River is an 8 so I was always getting his stack. I move up to around 280k. As I'm stacking my chips I look down at KJ blue and open to 4100 again. Young Irish guy who seemed capable 3 bets from hijack to 13k.

I am sat there thinking "fold, fold". Think Joe Hachem talks about the concept of chip ownership. I know he's not supposed to be very good but I think this concept is very important. Just after you've won a big pot sometimes it's good to just sit back and make them feel like you've had them a few hands. Sometimes losing a pot just after you've won one can lead to the things spiralling out of control. Might be talking BS but it works for me. Plus do I really wanna play a marginal hand OOP to a capable player. He has 150k back and I decide to peel. But you all knew that anyway.

Flop comes J82 one diamond and I check call a 17k bet. Turn is a 4 and I check. He now reaches deep and bets 42k leaving 80 behind. Now I'm regretting the peel lol. "You should have just folded pre" I'm thinking. I look at him and get the distinct impression he wants me to go away. As I've mentioned before though I don't always trust my live reads. I call having no idea what I'm doing if he shoves river. River is a blank and I check. He sigh checks and announces AK. Boom!

I then open 95ss utg and get two callers. One from a young Irish guy who has around 300k and from the big blind. Flop is 678ss. LOL. Run worse George. I bet half pot. Irishman peels. Big blind folds. Turn is an offsuit ace and I know bet close to 2/3 pot and he calls again. River is an off suit Ace and I pot it for 66.4k. He tank calls and I'm now up to 450k. Chip leader and cruising. Cameramen are interviewing me. I'm buzzing. This is my time. This is the UKIPT I'm gonna win. I'm opening so much that when I do find a real hand I'm gonna get paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddd- careful what u wish for............


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 22, 2011, 12:06:05 AM
Cliffs for Cork.

Got in bigs pre QQ c/off vs button's kings.

Then lost KQss vs A5ss on a A37ss board to bust (lol). Js on river for rubs


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on June 22, 2011, 12:06:57 AM
feedback pls:

http://jaredtendlerpoker.com/instructional/handling-bad-beats/
am i supposed to click on part 1 and it plays george?


yep
i'm tez. just makes clicking noise and shows an exclamation mark. will have another go in the morning


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on June 22, 2011, 12:18:13 AM
Fantastic listening to this. I got the book and going to read pre vegas.

Really nice listening and everything you say I do exactly the same. Like every single word so similar.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on June 22, 2011, 09:12:58 AM
Jared gave some great advice, but I think you were the real star of the session mate. Funny, honest, really opened your heart out and I think a lot of people will benefit from listening to the video because what you said will be so familiar to them.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on June 22, 2011, 01:49:00 PM
Great listen so far, its like he is speaking to me just through Sayid from Lost.

Now time for a decent bink to get me back on the same level.

Good work.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on June 22, 2011, 01:55:42 PM
This is an amazing listen (does the last part follow?)

It kind makes me want to give up the game! Im not sure if that is the right emotion! I dont mean completely, but I mean not trying so seriously anymore!

Sigh!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on June 22, 2011, 02:02:14 PM
This is an amazing listen (does the last part follow?)

It kind makes me want to give up the game! Im not sure if that is the right emotion! I dont mean completely, but I mean not trying so seriously anymore!

Sigh!

Funny you say that, working with Jared had this effect on me. I'd say I had similar tilt issues to George and Jared cured them for me, but he also made me question what I really wanted out of life and I realised that playing poker wasn't as big a priority for me as I thought.

Now this could have been Jared awakening me up to my true goals in life OR it could have been he woke me up to the harsh realities of variance. I'm not sure, but the net effect has been tremendously positive in my life overall (I've lost weight, I read more, I see my friends and family more, my work life has improved, I have other hobbies and interests outside of poker, and I enjoy playing much more when I do play).

It could also be that the doing the book with him just burned me out a bit. I know for one I am happier and I guess thats the important thing.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on June 22, 2011, 04:20:32 PM
Barry thanks for your kind words. It has opened my eyes and I will be sitting down with the family to set our goals not just mine.

However I can say that my desire to succeed in poker still burns bright- I just have to have more realistic goals. Have crossed getting the triple crown by the end of the year and extended it to mid March 2012

I hope people benefit from listening to what Jared had to say and also the honesty I put into the session. I forgot it was being recorded and knew that I'd get the best out of the session if I was honest with myself.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on June 29, 2011, 11:03:12 PM
I think I might need you to book me a session with your shrink after tonight's exit...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 12, 2011, 11:23:59 PM
Going to try and update this a little more often but keep poker related stuff to a minimum. It's boring anyway


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 12, 2011, 11:49:45 PM
Couldn't even do it for one post. Guess the river....?

PokerStars Game #64484609897: Tournament #429010682, $50+$5 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (125/250) - 2011/07/12 23:48:07 WET [2011/07/12 18:48:07 ET]
Table '429010682 50' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: FL_RAP (4022 in chips)
Seat 2: Lucsok (8247 in chips)
Seat 3: El_Niko 11 (8803 in chips)
Seat 4: kid hustlr (3880 in chips)
Seat 5: Akademnuk (3250 in chips)
Seat 6: jusefp (8386 in chips)
Seat 7: George2Loose (11102 in chips)
Seat 8: eugen1209 (3195 in chips)
Seat 9: KaptianKush (2389 in chips)
FL_RAP: posts the ante 25
Lucsok: posts the ante 25
El_Niko 11: posts the ante 25
kid hustlr: posts the ante 25
Akademnuk: posts the ante 25
jusefp: posts the ante 25
George2Loose: posts the ante 25
eugen1209: posts the ante 25
KaptianKush: posts the ante 25
Lucsok: posts small blind 125
El_Niko 11: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to George2Loose [Kc Qc]
kid hustlr: folds
Akademnuk: folds
jusefp: calls 250
George2Loose: raises 575 to 825
eugen1209: folds
KaptianKush: raises 1539 to 2364 and is all-in
FL_RAP: folds
Lucsok: folds
El_Niko 11: folds
jusefp: folds
George2Loose: calls 1539
*** FLOP *** [Ks Ac As]
*** TURN *** [Ks Ac As] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Ac As Jc]


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on July 12, 2011, 11:50:44 PM
Hmmmm....

The 10c


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles: NO MORE BAD BEATS!
Post by: George2Loose on July 13, 2011, 12:09:57 AM
Rio's birth.

So we start at wicksteed park. Me, Shelley and the twins (we never call them that) go there to celebrate my birthday on the 5th August. Shelley is heavily pregnant and we have a great time. Esme and Kieran couldn't be more different when it comes to rides. She is a daredevil who would probs go on anything whereas he closes his eyes on the merry go round.

Anyway, 3 days later I'm buzzing. Its the first game of pre season. Before being a fat over eating poker playing bastard I used to play footie for two teams on Saturday's and Sunday's on the left wing. I was like Ryan Giggs with no first touch and tackling skill of Paul Scholes. I'm fast asleep- look over at the clock. It's 8.30am iirc and I smile just thinking about playing. It's only then that I notice Shelley walk in

"I think it's started"

"What has?"

"Errrr the labour?"

"U sure? It can't do. I have footie today."

"Must have been that walk- let's go to the hospital"

"Doesn't labour take a while? Might get to play still"

I get the look. Women are so unreasonable. I think the kids must have been at their dad's or we got Shelley's mum to come round. Really can't remember.... anyway we get into the car and make the journey to the hospital.....

So I drag myself out of bed and get dressed. the whinger in me thinks "FML, first day of pre season and she has to have the baby" (this is actually a lie as this was pre poker so I didn't know the term FML- in fact the term FML probably hadn't manifested itself, I probably didn't even say sick back then. Wow- I never used to say sick. Sick. I digress)

So I get dressed and we drive down the hospital. I can't remember for the life of me what we did with the other two. I think they were either at their Dad's or we dropped them off at Shelley's parents. I drove bleary eyed to the hospital and they checked Shelley in. For anyone who has never have kids- everything takes so bloody long. I mean you have to wait 9 months for the baby and believe me that last month is THE longest month of your life. That last month is longer than the previous 600 months of your life. It just drags.

So when the day finally comes you think- yes it's here! My baby is going to be born. But that takes fkin ages too. So we're sat in the hospital. Shelley is nowhere near giving birth and all I can think about is "I wonder if I can make the game" Obviously I do not utter this at all. Shelley is regulating her breathing- gas and air on standby.

Fast forward almost SEVEN hours. And still no baby. In fact we're not close to a baby. Rio being the awkward bugger that he is has decided he's not going to come out easily. The nurses say his head isn't where it should be and it could be sometime.



4.45pm.

Possibly the most traumatic 15 minutes in my life.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on July 13, 2011, 08:36:37 AM
something else that takes fooking ages waiting for this post......................

love reading this stuff mate



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on July 13, 2011, 10:25:23 AM
George..Any chance of a blessing please from the UKIPT Master before we enter The Brighton Arena ?     :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 13, 2011, 10:27:50 AM
George..Any chance of a blessing please from the UKIPT Master before we enter The Brighton Arena ?     :)

Hi mate,

Ofc but only if you return the favour in your mecca that is DTD :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on July 13, 2011, 11:55:33 AM
One DTD Blessing Sent

Now Go In Peace   :)

PS  what day you playing ?

Im down Thursday night if you fancy drinks


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: boldie on July 13, 2011, 12:08:53 PM
something else that takes fooking ages waiting for this post......................

love reading this stuff mate



Very much this...FFS George, post these stories a bit more regularly. I promise to even read your bad beat posts if you post two of these each week.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on July 13, 2011, 01:22:36 PM
something else that takes fooking ages waiting for this post......................

love reading this stuff mate



Very much this...FFS George, post these stories a bit more regularly. I promise to even read your bad beat posts if you post two of these each week.
yea and i agree to listen to the bad beat storeys at gala instead of getting pi55ed


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 13, 2011, 01:52:37 PM
something else that takes fooking ages waiting for this post......................

love reading this stuff mate



Very much this...FFS George, post these stories a bit more regularly. I promise to even read your bad beat posts if you post two of these each week.
yea and i agree to listen to the bad beat storeys at gala instead of getting pi55ed
yes all this waiting is so frustrating. only 2nd to  being 13 and getting you hands in the best looking girl in your years pants only to find a dirty great sanitry towel waiting for you


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: boldie on July 13, 2011, 01:54:19 PM
something else that takes fooking ages waiting for this post......................

love reading this stuff mate



Very much this...FFS George, post these stories a bit more regularly. I promise to even read your bad beat posts if you post two of these each week.
yea and i agree to listen to the bad beat storeys at gala instead of getting pi55ed
yes all this waiting is so frustrating. only 2nd to  being 13 and getting you hands in the best looking girl in your years pants only to find a dirty great sanitry towel waiting for you

rotflmfao Well said.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on July 13, 2011, 01:57:01 PM
something else that takes fooking ages waiting for this post......................

love reading this stuff mate



Very much this...FFS George, post these stories a bit more regularly. I promise to even read your bad beat posts if you post two of these each week.
yea and i agree to listen to the bad beat storeys at gala instead of getting pi55ed
yes all this waiting is so frustrating. only 2nd to  being 13 and getting you hands in the best looking girl in your years pants only to find a dirty great sanitry towel waiting for you

rotflmfao Well said.

hahaha. abso superb. i thought i was the only one that happened to!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 13, 2011, 02:13:26 PM
something else that takes fooking ages waiting for this post......................

love reading this stuff mate



Very much this...FFS George, post these stories a bit more regularly. I promise to even read your bad beat posts if you post two of these each week.
yea and i agree to listen to the bad beat storeys at gala instead of getting pi55ed
yes all this waiting is so frustrating. only 2nd to  being 13 and getting you hands in the best looking girl in your years pants only to find a dirty great sanitry towel waiting for you

rotflmfao Well said.

hahaha. abso superb. i thought i was the only one that happened to!
thats twice i made you smile now.
confession time. never got close with the best looking girl in the year but it happened a few times with birds who could not believe their luck that the had a chance with the best looking guy.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on July 13, 2011, 03:13:48 PM
something else that takes fooking ages waiting for this post......................

love reading this stuff mate



Very much this...FFS George, post these stories a bit more regularly. I promise to even read your bad beat posts if you post two of these each week.
yea and i agree to listen to the bad beat storeys at gala instead of getting pi55ed
yes all this waiting is so frustrating. only 2nd to  being 13 and getting you hands in the best looking girl in your years pants only to find a dirty great sanitry towel waiting for you

rotflmfao Well said.

hahaha. abso superb. i thought i was the only one that happened to!
thats twice i made you smile now.
confession time. never got close with the best looking girl in the year but it happened a few times with birds who could not believe their luck that the had a chance with the best looking guy.

Herbie, you know i love ya and i find you hilarious. I have been jotting down all your quotes to make a book, you can give it away as a freebie to go with your 'how to beat idiots'


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 13, 2011, 04:30:33 PM
no worries. i found out early doors that "mates are for life and the chicks come and go"


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on July 13, 2011, 04:39:26 PM
no worries. i found out early doors that "mates are for life and the chicks come and go"

Be Brave and repeat that quote to Mrs Herbert   :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 13, 2011, 05:11:34 PM
no worries. i found out early doors that "mates are for life and the chicks come and go"

Be Brave and repeat that quote to Mrs Herbert   :)
errr yes. she broke my rib messing about two week ago. kids all made it worse jumping on me play fighting


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 14, 2011, 12:40:26 AM
One DTD Blessing Sent

Now Go In Peace   :)

PS  what day you playing ?

Im down Thursday night if you fancy drinks

Driving down Fri morn mate so see you for a drink Fri night when we've both made day 2?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 15, 2011, 03:20:28 AM
Been to see the last Harry Potter tonight. As an avid fan it feels like the end of an era. I do think the film franchise does the books justice. Esme and Kieran really enjoyed it as did I.

Up early doors to drive to Brighton. Tomorrow will hopefully be a very long day.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 15, 2011, 08:13:59 AM
Best of luck George. Your roi is already excellent in this league. Get us a final table at least this time


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 17, 2011, 10:26:12 AM
SPACE RESERVED FOR ANOTHER FAILED TOURNEY REPORT


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 17, 2011, 10:31:19 AM
So here we go again. Another tourney report for a UKIPT. I am a serial casher. Whoop de fucking doo!

In all seriousness I am not taking these runs for granted. To keep cashing in these 600+ fields defy variance and I know it's gonna sooner or later catch up with me and bite me on the bum which is why when I fall short of the real money each time it hurts more and more. I'm gonna try and type up as much as I can while the hands are fresh because otherwise I'll never bloody do it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on July 17, 2011, 10:51:49 AM
 ;popcorn;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 17, 2011, 10:58:56 AM
taking some time. hope it puts lildaves couple of lines about his vegas trip to shame :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 17, 2011, 11:05:34 AM
Brighton. Lovely place. Again the plan is to drive up Friday morning for a couple of nights. I pick up Dan (Ward) from Market Harborough at 8am and set off. Despite only getting a few hours sleep after watching Harry Potter with Esme and Kieran (it is awesome, going with Rio to watch it again tomorrow) I feel surprisingly fresh. It's my turn to be designated driver and for some reason I just don't like driving long distance. I mean Brighton is only 3 hours away but I consider that 2 hrs and 30 mins too long for me. Maybe it's because I've always slept long journeys. Any type of travel and I'm asleep within 5 mins and up 5 mins before we get there. It's an uncanny talent I have.

We arrive at the hotel around 11.30am and we see if we can get an early check in. Unfort it's not possible at present but ask us to come back a little later and they'd see what they can do. Parked the car outside which is 4.70 a day. Quite cheap for Brighton I think so we're pretty pleased with ourselves. Head for brekkie on the sea front. It was a beautiful, hot. Sun shining, sky blue, sea gleaming. This is the life.

Head back to hotel who allow to check in shortly after 1. Quick shower and we walk up the seafront again. The venue is just a 10 min walk up. We arrive just after two with tourney in full swing. I sit down at my first table which looked fairly mixed.

Seat 1: Tightish guy but seemed to know what he was doing
Seat 2: cockney- hilar bad and didn't mind saying what he thought in pots. More on him later
Seat 3: Again tight but very loose with 20 bigs or less
Seat 4: Oldish guy- very bad. Serial peeler
Seat 5: Chris Dowling. Never played with him before but has had some pretty impressive results on this tour. Very good
Seat 6: David Rudling Smith- Rudders's son. Has a good future in the game if he can learn some live rules ;)
Seat 7: Me
Seat 8: Will Fry. Haven't played with Will much but I know he's decent.
Seat 9: Spewy guy who peel/played too many hands
Seat 10: Tightish guy but listening to him at the table he knew what he was doing.

Table played pretty loose mainly due to seat 2 who wanted to play every hand and try bluffing every pot. Him and seat 9 got into a pot where Seat 2 c/raised turn multi way on an  Qd 8c 3h Ac board and got one caller in seat 9. He then bet 2/3 pot on a  Kh river and was called pretty quickly by seat 9 who turned over Jacks to scoop. Seat 2 did not look amused, waited a full 5 mins before then saying to seat 9 in the thickest accent ever "So Wat did you put me on in that hand then to call with Jacks?" Everyone smiled. Was a true live tournament moment.

I was keeping out of the shenanigans. It was going crazy. Will Fry limped as did seat 9. Cockney makes it 225 at 25/50. Chris dowling calls. Back to will who now makes it 1650. I'm 99% confident Will doesn't have anything here and when everyone folds sure enough he shows the 63 off suit.

I'm on around 12k having seen a few flops but not really connecting. One hand I peel an utg raise from Chris with 108ss. Cockney calls as does BB. Board is 972 rainbow. Checked to me I bet. Cockney calls. Turn is a 6. Weeeeeeeee. I bet again knowing Cockney can't resist. River is a 10. Bollox. Least I can polarize my range here (or basically turn my hand face up to anyone who has a clue) I bet full pot and he snaps. I'm pretty annoyed when he turns over Q8. I look at the flop again and shake my head slightly "I was floating you on the flop" he says. I just laugh and shake me head.

Cockney opens mp and c/off calls. I peel KQdd and board comes  7d 5d 3c. Cockney bets and I call.  Kc and he bets again. I call again. River is  8c and I check and he now fires 2k. It's pretty much a sigh call for me cos I don't think I can ever fold this hand to him. Having said that it's pretty likely he has it this time and sure enough he has the Ace King. I slump back a bit and look at my 8k stack at 100/200. The grind is on....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: istrabraq on July 17, 2011, 11:16:34 AM
Won't be long before you win 1 followed updates on pokerstars blog . If I remember didn't you loose with jacks I'n mcr. Good luck I'n next 1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 17, 2011, 11:20:20 AM
So I blind down a little at 100/200 and call one bet with 88 and c/fold flop. Start of the hand I have 6.5k. Will has busted and been replaced by a friendly Northern Irishman who is chipped up. Chris raises utg to 500 and I look down at dem aces. I decide to peel to try and get some action. I don't mind going multi way at this stage and 3 betting his utg raise with my raise looks ridic strong. Hopefully I'll get a squeeze behind too.

Irishman makes it 1500. Perfect. Folds to Chris who calls. Even more perfect. I jam after a few seconds and Irishman re raises. He has AK and is drawing dead on turn. This is how I do this. I cooler people! Back up to starting stack. I open AQ utg an orbit later. Seat 1 3 bets me to 1650. This is pretty tough spot and I'd be happy to fold but I felt like I picked up on something and 4 bet to 3600. I know I'll get slapped by I kinda did this without a plan. I don't do it often but when he folded a puffed out my cheeks a little. Had he 5 bet jammed I'd have had 12k left and might have folded. Yeh I know! 4 bet folding AQ. That's like so bad. Turn hand into bluff. You're an idiot blah blah blah. Well FU. It's AQ. AQ can die imo. Should just open muck it.

Few hands later I'm in cut off and open QQ. irishman 3 bets me from button. I 4 bet yet again and he jams. I call and he has JJ. Cooler people. This is how we do it! Q on the turn and he's dead again. No sweats either! Who says it's never easy? I'm now up to 40k and flying. I chip up to 65k with a variety of hands. Hitting flops, turns and rivers hard and also winning a ton of pots with no showdown. Then comes the huge and inevitable spew.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on July 17, 2011, 11:22:37 AM
Shame we couldnt meet for a beer. Enjoy the read as always.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 17, 2011, 11:35:19 AM
chris dowling is a great player and a family man like us. played for 2 days with him in ireland and managed to get him to 3 barrell a jack high flop with 10 10 (4 handed) to give me half the chips in play on the final table. he kept saying "you aint got number 1 son Alister James have you" i kept promising him i did not. he was devestated that i showed up with Toby Jason (10 j) number 2 two son. i snapped his shove and he insta mucked and stormed off but had shown the guy next to him.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 17, 2011, 11:36:30 AM
I say spew but I did have two black kings. Obviously it would be too much to ask to chip up 100k that easily? I have to ride the Bedi rollercoaster and it truth, I wouldn't have it any other way. TBF I rode the blackpool big one in this pot and it's nobody's fault but my own.

I have shown a tendency to open a variety of hands so when I get kings or a big pair I'm usually playing a big pot with them. It's just inevitable with my style of play and image. Having said that I am when i open to 650 at 150/300/25 and get 3 bet to 2400 by the big blind who is playing 50k (new to the table, fairly stationy. Limps weak. Opens/3 bets big hands) I decide to pot control and peel in position. I'm not too happy getting it in pre. Having said all tho wise words I play the hand like a fucking idiot who doesn't know what a pot is never mind pot control. The board comes down 863 and he checks. Now when he 3 bets I thought he had a fairly tight range inc. AK, KK, QQ and possibly JJ. So when he checks my brain insta thinks "I have the best hand here a ton of the time" Cos people NEVER 3 bet aces and check flop. All the money finds its way in on the turn and yes, ofc he has aces. When the smoke clears I am left 12k and am mentally kicking myself in the bollox. WP George. Couldn't just check back that flop and get value on later streets from QQ or even AK could you? U fucking moron.

However, in spots like these this is where Jared's talks and his book (sorry Barry) have really helped me. It is amazing how just one hour in my life has improved both my game and outlook on life. Whereas 4 weeks ago I would be ignoring the fact I played the hand badly, the predominant thought in my head would be "He has aces. OFC he fucking does. Why wouldn't he? I have kings so he obv has aces. What's the point? I run bad anyway. Let's just donk these chips off and fuck off back to the hotel"

I smile to myself thinking of what my reaction would have been like. The posts I would have put on facebook/twitter/blonde about how bad I run. Shake it off George. 12k is HUGE in this event. I go on dinner break with Dan has chipped up to 47k. Pretty standard. When I come back I'm going to grind hard and now give up on this thing without some fight


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 17, 2011, 11:37:20 AM
Shame we couldnt meet for a beer. Enjoy the read as always.

Yeh would ideally like to come down the night  before these things for the social side but am trying to keep costs down plus it's not really fair on Shelley and the kids. next time :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on July 17, 2011, 11:40:16 AM
<3 georges' reports


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 17, 2011, 12:03:59 PM
So I go back with the plan to grind my 30bb stack. There's more than enough time yet. I abso detest grinding. I know some people live off it but I fucking hate it. And usually to compound things I get so many hands that I'd play had I still got the 65k. Like a slow torture by the poker Gods. Hands like  5d 3d or 8s 6s and  9c 6c I hate mucking those hands more than any shitty AJ, JJ and 99.

Chris Dowling who is down to 11k having tried to bluff the same guy I donated to opens button to 900 at 200/400/50. I look down at  Kd 9d. In terms of Chris's range, I know he isn't superwide and probably not on the naked steal due to his stack and also due to Rudders jnr stack of around 80k. However I still know he's wide enough for this hand to be good a proportion of the time. I have a really awkward stack and mull over my options. I probably pick the worst one in fairness and call. Maybe it's fold>shove>call. Thoughts?

The board comes down J93 and I check. He checks back. I'm really unsure what to put him on at this stage when he checks back but I don't really care when the turn is a 9. I now lead for 1k and he flats now. I'm really confused now but think he had maybe K10, KQ, and some mid pairs. When the board pairs the K I decide to check. I really felt that even though I had a king, there's a strong possibility he has one too. Plus if he does have mid pairs it's going to be tough to get value from him anyway and maybe he'll decide to get me off a jack by turning his hand into a bluff. He pots it for 4.5k and I jam. He calls off with Q10. Bit of a sick cooler but really did not think he had Q10 due to his check on the flop. I have 24k!!!

I'm still not going to play too many pots. Rudling jnr is running the show and I'm happy to let him think he is. I'm just letting him. At this stage I've decided I'm going to wait for a hand to 3 bet him and let him level himself. MWAHAHAHAH. Like the riddler in batman he's going to be so confused he's going to spazz with A10 when we finally get it in. poor lad. Has no idea what I have in store for him.

Unfort I have no idea what seat 9 had in store for me. Rudling opens at 200/400/50 from utg+1 to 900 and I look down at QQ. HAHAHAHAH. Thanks for the double up buddy. I 3 bet to 2200 smiling inside and getting that warm fuzzy feeling (no not that one) when you know a plan is about to come together. Unfort seat 9 who had sat there for about 18 levels and not played a hand cold 4 bets to 5650. It snap folds round to me and I feel like I can't breathe. FFS. How can I fold QQ with this stack. I'm George2loose. are you fucking crazy? I don't think I've folded 66 in my life to an 8 bet let alone queens in this spot. I tank for an age. I know his range his tight. I go through an irrational though process "He doesn't know that you know that you're waiting for a hand therefore he has 82 off" or "this is a really good spot to 3 bet for him cos Junior has a big stack, I know he's opening wide for a big stack and he knows I know that therefore if he knows that he can cold 4" or "He has been folding for 19 levels to set up this very play, he 74 suited. SHOVE!"

Eventually I muck. I need to lie down. WTF is this about. Two hands later I open 825 with AQ utg. Junior is gobbing off about how much I love to raise utg. Immediately Irishman makes it 2700. Back round to me and I now have roughly 19k left. I look at the clock in 6 mins I will be back to 30 bigs. I tank tank fold and he shows aces. I'm PHIL HELLMUTH. I can dodge bullets baby! I proclaim how half the room would have went bust with that hand and open limp the next 7 hands in honour of my hero.

I'm in the big blind next hand and gu who stole all my chips opens, button flats and I look down at  Aspades Js. Perfect squeeze spot. I call and check fold the  Kd Td 5d. Again not something I do but as Colin Young would, I went with my gut. Really felt like someone was trying to bust me. I grind like a trooper for 300/600/50 and meet up with Dan at the break. He has spun down to 15k too having lost with a set against a straight draw. Time to spin up those 20 bigs!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: kinboshi on July 17, 2011, 12:27:13 PM
The most honest reports on here.

Great stuff George, and congrats on another cash (which is no mean feat in a field of this size). You'll have to teach Herbie how to do it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on July 17, 2011, 12:35:45 PM
i love you george


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: The Lad on July 17, 2011, 12:40:05 PM
Great read, ty


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Marky147 on July 17, 2011, 12:50:03 PM
GG bed, I have to wait for the next instalment of this now....

Great reports as always m8!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on July 17, 2011, 01:05:12 PM
Good stuff George.

I hate it too when people give a running commentary at the table.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Amatay on July 17, 2011, 02:28:57 PM
Loving the write ups George


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 17, 2011, 03:46:23 PM
So the table has broken during the break and I find my new table. James browning to my left as well as Mark McClusky. I get told it's a nice civilised game. Through some bravado I joke about changing that. Realistically I have 18 bigs and will be grinding like the rest of them. It folds to me in the c.off and I have 44. Online I may jam here or probably just fold. Live, even out of this stack I believe I can raise fold without worry. So I make it 1700 at 400/800/100 with around 10k behind. Again people may question this and say it's really bad. Just think that some online players don't realise the nuances of the live game. it's ok to take some exploitable lines live on certain tables. Then come a 3 very eventful hands. The Bedi Big Dipper in action (no not that one)

I then get dealt AQ in ep and am stacking off here. I open again to 1700 and button 3 bets to 4100. Don't love the spot but I jam. he asks how much it is. Great! I'm not crushed anyway! He calls with 88 and I flop a Queen and turn an ace. I double to around 36k. Couple of hands later James Browning mins it utg playing 15k total. I know he's quite solid so am not messing about. I look down at jacks and move in. He calls AQ and an ace on the flop sees me back to 25k. Very next hand young decentish guy who I haven't played much mins button playing 16k. I have 33 and decide to just jam. James, with his newly acquired stack wastes no time in moving his chips in behind me. Shit. In turbo speed and a blink of an eye the button has the call any button clicked and his chips are now in the middle.

I know what you're thinking. Cos I am thinking the exact same thing,.... both have AK one time? James has QQ and the guy on the button has Aces. OK. Simple really. The dealer decides that the door card is the  3c Corr kept me waiting didn't you? I now have 65k. Skill game.

I knock Mark Mcluskey out with 99 vs 22 on a 6444 board and then play a couple more defining hands which would be me up to 100k and then back down to 65k. We get fresh blood in seats 1 and 6. Seat 1 opens utg to 3k at 500/1000. We both have about 85k at the start of the hand. I look down at QQ and decide to flat. I have no info on this guy and am happy to take a flop IP. On this table I'm pretty sure we won't go multi way and I have James behind me who is quite short. Sure enough he jams. It folds round to villian who announces "I'm calling whatever it is...." Looks at me..... "And if you raise I'm calling" Wow. Thanks for telling me I have the best hand. I snap announce "Make it 30k" He puffs out his cheeks "call" WTF? So now we have a pot with 69k in it (James had 9k). I have 55k back and I have abso no idea what this guy has. Board flops A68! TY for the ace pokerstars. He checks I check. 10 on turn. Check Check. 6 river. We get to showdown. James has tens and matey has jacks. I am both relieved and a little bit regretful about perhaps not shoving pre. Who knows tho- he may have folded.

I play a hand with said villian again who wasn't happy with me cos he said I should have re raised with QQ when 2 people limp- he limps c/off and I make ir 4800 with KJ on button and he decides to be the only passenger. I c bet Q65ss board and he tank calls. I'm barrelling a lot of turns here cos it feels like he has some sort of marginal pair. The turn pairs a 6. I still may barrell here against certain players but this guy was after blood so I gave up and checked. The river could save me. Pls! Nope. A deuce on the river and his 33 wins.

I then lose A7 to a 11bb shove who has 99 when I open hijack. I'm a little disappointed about coming back with that after being over 100k but at the same time I could have been out the door a few times so overall was delighted. Dan had managed to spin to 40k too so we were both delighted that we'd made day 2. If I had thought day 1 had been eventful, it had nothing on day 2!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Q8Holds on July 17, 2011, 08:33:18 PM
Unlucky george played well and really enjoyed playing with you

p.s
I'm still not going to play too many pots. Rudling jnr is running the show and I'm happy to let him think he is. I'm just letting him. At this stage I've decided I'm going to wait for a hand to 3 bet him and let him level himself. MWAHAHAHAH. Like the riddler in batman he's going to be so confused he's going to spazz with A10 when we finally get it in. poor lad. Has no idea what I have in store for him.

never happening lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 18, 2011, 08:47:30 PM
So we get back to the hotel at around 2.30ish and re tell our tales of hands. Dan and I are chatting more and more about lines we take, sizing etc etc and it's really helping both our games. I've not really had anyone to talk to at big comps since he who must not be named left the poker scene. I think, just as in this report, I'm brutally honest about how I've played some hands and it's good to get some perspective from another good player.

I watch the big game on my lappie as the free wireless at the hotel is decent. We stayed at the Imperial Hotel which was pretty good even if it was like a rabbit warren. Took us quite a while just to find the room! I fell asleep after an hour and was a bit restless. The beds were a little too small, esp for far bar steward like me. We eat lunch at the restaurant due to the now appalling weather outside. Blustery wind, rain lashing, choppy waters. Gotta love A British Summer. Consistently inconsistent.

We get a cab to the venue which is late due to demand and traffic. Get there and the clock is ticking and our chips have been unbagged. A quick cuff and Dan and I exchange good lucks. I sit down at my table and don't recognise anyone apart from a chap I met yesterday called Tejinder who seemed like a really nice guy. Stacks wise there's one youngish kid to my left who obv plays online and has over 100k. No one else has stacks and we have a few shorties. Kid to my left is playing every hand. He opens and shows Aces.
Q
Very next hand he opens again to 2600 at 600/1200. We'll soon put a stop to this. I have Q10ss and even though he's opened from early I wanna let him know I'm here. I 3 bet to 6125. It folds to him. He's counting out chips. errrr you're supposed to fold mate. I'm the Captain of this poker table.

Eighteen Thousand Five Hundred. Ai Ai Captain. I tank fold. I did consider shoving. I always do tbh. I always wanna 3/4/5/6 bet and this actually wasn't a bad hand or spot to do it in. I decide to give up on this occasion though. "U wanna see?" He says confidently. Bollox. He has air. Cocky git! Go on then show me whippersnapper. He flips kings. PHEW! I smile and say I mucked AQ but warn him, when we get into a pot if I'm not winning I'll get there. He just laughs.

The table is very passive and my new mate is taking full advantage of the situatiion by opening 116% of all unopened pots. I am glad I'm on his left but at the same time he's winning all those yummy blinds and antes. I will let him for a bit though. Like tikay I'll be patient. Matey opens for the umteenth time in mid position and I call hi jack with QJ green. Here goes....

Flop is T99 one green. He c bets for 3700. I can call here but I raise to 9100. One cos I like my hand on this board and I know he's gonna be c betting this board a ton and finally I can decide what to do on the turn rather than call/call/fold I can raise/bet and possibly bet river as a bluff. He confirms with dealer how much it is and calls. I don't know whether he's being stubborn with Ace high or has a hand.

Turn is a green 7 so the board is now  Tc 9s 9h 7c and I have  Qc Jc. So I load the gun and fire 16,600 with around 30 behind. I've made my mind up that I'm not bet folding so this could be it however I'm sure he gives up a lot on this turn so when he announces "I'm all in" I'm like olweihfoweijhfowjif but I call.

"I've not got much" I say

"Neither have I"

My overcards are live I think! "Well you're winning" I say as I flip my hand over

He grimaces and flips  8c 4c River pairs the 7 and I win a 150kish pot with Q high. That's how we do it! I chip up to around 180k and then swing back to 140. However it won't be long before me and matey clash again.....



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on July 18, 2011, 09:49:37 PM
Got to say George great writing and a great read...liking your take /angle on things too.

Respect All Round  !


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Solaris on July 18, 2011, 09:55:37 PM
Awesome reporting. WP sir. Hopefully you take it down next time.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on July 18, 2011, 10:07:45 PM
i love these tales from Mr bedstar i can never remember hands let alone write about them.....book please

 


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Wardy84 on July 18, 2011, 10:11:47 PM
Great trip report mate, almost feels like I was there!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on July 18, 2011, 10:17:28 PM
what day u playing MC Dan?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: c4ught on July 18, 2011, 10:22:02 PM

Very next hand he opens again to 2600 at 600/1200. We'll soon put a stop to this. I have Q10ss and even though he's opened from early I wanna let him know I'm here. I 3 bet to 6125. It folds to him. He's counting out chips. errrr you're supposed to fold mate. I'm the Captain of this poker table.

rotflmfao

Fantastic read.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Wardy84 on July 18, 2011, 10:24:25 PM
what day u playing MC Dan?

Hopefully the same day as you for the added value lol (Friday)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 18, 2011, 10:28:53 PM
So me and my new friend are still taking it turns to raise pots however as I'm chipping down he's chipping up to almost 300k after a glut of hands and shorties rejamming light. He is wild and plays with no fear. I remember those days  ;whistle;

I have been opening UTG quite a bit but with genuine hands. I really do not want to get involved in stupid games with him as I will level myself. However I mention this because it plays a key role in the huge pot we play. I open utg with 66 and he calls out of the big blind. Board runs out rags. We both check flop. He bets turn and we both check river and he shows 99. This tells me that with marginal hands out of the big blind he's most likely to flat.

One more thing before this hand takes place. In the hand directly before it I open UTG+1 with A2dd. Big blind just calls and we again check down a K7248 board and he shows AQ. I have to show my A2 which although isn't a bad hand it does blemish my image (I haven't had to show too many hands)

So pot in question. I'm utg. Blinds are 1200/2400. I open to 5100 with AQss. It folds to villian in big blind and he starts counting out a 3 bet. As soon as he does this I am fairly sure he has air. Due to the info of the previous hand he has told me he will only 3 bet the top of his range. I'm sure he has air on this occasion though.

I call and I believe it's a pretty easy call. I may decide to 4 bet induce but I decide to take the low variance line and call. Besides I am not sure he would 5 bet here and if he does I have to go with it which I'm not happy to do when we're this deep.

Flop is 442 rainbow. I've pretty much decided with my call pre that I'm calling c bets on most boards and this is certainly one I'm not folding one. The difficult decision will come on the turn. I call pretty quickly.

The turn is a beautiful Ac putting two clubs on board. He bets again. Around 26k. This is where I put on the show. It's a simple call down for me but I want him to think I'm worried about the Ace. I stare him down but he's unfliching. I count out the bet a few times and check the rest of my stack. I look at him again trying to convince I have dem eights or nines. I throw the chips in whilst looking at him. Then look toward the board. Its the 6 of spades.

He announces "I'm all.... in"  I believe I interrupted him with the words "I CALL" before he had a chance to say it. It was a hyper turbo snap and I don't mind i would look pretty stupid if he flipped the Ace king. He says "Nice hand" and mucks. 350k :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on July 18, 2011, 10:57:12 PM
what day u playing MC Dan?

Hopefully the same day as you for the added value lol (Friday)
too bad i thurs...lol gl m8


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: BAM on July 18, 2011, 11:34:18 PM
Awesome read Geotooloosey x


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 19, 2011, 12:29:23 AM
We reach the cash. Nothing too crazy happen between now and then and I maintain my stack. Table breaks and me and matey wish each other luck and goodbye. Until we get our seat cards. him seat 4, me seat 2. I decide I'm going to lock up completely. He doesn't show any sign of slowing down and I'm not gonna get into levelling wars. I'll wait until I have it.

Matey then spews more chips to Lynn Beaumont when he opens J6ss on button and put her in when she 3 bets. Didn't turn out well for him unfort as the lady had the ladies.

I haven't played a hand for a while and it folds to me in the hi jack and I look down at  3d 2d. Lynn is small blind and a middle aged gent in the big. They both have around 80k so I make it 6300 at 1500/3000 as it seems like a pretty good spot. Only thing I have to worry about is being 3 bet by best mate but he is wounded plus the fact I can just muck if he does.

Folds to big blind who asks how much it is before calling. I don't put him on much as I think he will defend light against my "min raise". Board is  Aspades Qd 2c He checks and I bet 7600. Villian dwells and then counts out a raise to 17000 or so. He has 60k behind. Now I never think he has 2 pair here as his two pair combo's usually fold and top 2 probably 3 bets. I think his most likely holding is ace rag or a decent queen and this raise is one of those "find out where I'm at" I'm about to tell him where I'm at. I slide out a stack of blue chips and set him in.

He calls. Very quickly. Oh well. I have any 3 any 2 and backdoor diamonds.

He flips AQ.

Oh.

Ok.


They had been calling the all in's on the mike. Dealer announces "All in and a call table 6" I say "They don't need to turn up for this one" The table laughs. Hardy ha.

Turn is  9h

River is one of those slow mo Kodak moments




 2s

I wince. The table winces. The communal shout of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH" Villian looks like I've shot him in the bollox. He shakes his head. I can't look at him. That one must have hurt. He says something like "WP mate" sarcastically. I let him have his moment. He deserves it. That one was disgusting.

I play another hand with mate when he peels a raise. I have two black queens. J93 flop. I bet, he calls. 7 on turn. I bet. He raises I call. I then check call blank river but it is a bit of a sigh call as I think he must have it this time but I kinda have to pay him off due to him repping so very little on this board. He has KQ. This takes me to the heady heights of 450k. Guy who I believe finished 2nd opens I 3 bet Queens out of sb and he jams 150k. I call. He has AQ. This to take me to over 600k with the ave at 150. Board doesn't comply as it comes Ace high and I'm back down to 300.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on July 19, 2011, 03:10:52 AM
 ;mexicanwave;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Redbull on July 19, 2011, 04:03:48 AM
Very enjoyable trip report  :)up


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Mitch on July 19, 2011, 04:52:15 AM
Good stuff mate.

Loved the repping of dem eights!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 19, 2011, 04:32:55 PM
Table breaks and I get moved to a much tougher one. Chris O Donnell who I know is decent moves with me and is one to my right. He goes onto win it and I'm not surprised. he has a good solid tourney game and is decent post flop due to his cash skillz.

The table also has Spencer Lawrence, a good Scandie. I lock up and play tight. I 3 bet Chris once from button with 82 green and it gets through then comes my exit hand which I don't beileve is anything but standard. I find out that the guy who bust me was Alex Ferguson. he stuck the hairdryer right up my arse and put it on max.

I open blind on blind to 14k at 3000/6000/500 with two black jacks. He 3 bets to 44k. Dream scenario. His sizing is quite big so it looks like it's going in. I make it 101k. He jams. I snap. He says "Shit" I think weeeeeeee he has abso shit.

He flips AQ. I'm done for. My nemesis. I don't feel confident. You just know in these moments when you play poker when you're gonna in and when you're gonna lose. Ace in the window. queen on the river. I have 2 bigs left which find their way in the middle with A3 against K4. 33rd. Feels like last but and it's a big BUT. I know the world is not against me. I know these things happen. And I know my time will come. Or not. As long as play my best poker and continue to make the correct decisions the flips and suchlike will take care of themselves.

On busting I decide I'm going to drive home. Before I go, I go to the bar to get some soft drinks for the drive home. Some drunk guy, who I believe was a plant to level me starts chatting to me:

"Hey up mate. you're not out are you?"

"Yeh....."

"How can you be? You had load of chips" Rub number 1

"Yeh it happens in tourneys"

"Where did you finish?"

"33rd"

"Wow you must be well pleased" Rub number 2

"Yeh....."

"How much you cash for?"

"1200"

"Wow. You must be chuffed with that" Rub number 3


"Yeh....."

"Minus taxi's you could quit work on that....." Rub number 4

"Yeh....."


"So mate....."

"See ya"

I move away quickly and get back to the hotel only for Dan (who bust very early) to tell me that we are parked in the wrong bay and I have a parking ticket. Fucking great!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on July 19, 2011, 04:39:54 PM
V.nice read. Keep it going.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on July 19, 2011, 08:44:52 PM
V.nice read. Keep it going.

did you not read the last post?! Don't think there's gonna be another part!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 19, 2011, 08:49:02 PM
V.nice read. Keep it going.

did you not read the last post?! Don't think there's gonna be another part!
yeah. was it rub 5


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: craigbetts on July 19, 2011, 09:29:12 PM
Awesome TR  ;applause;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Autobetkev on July 20, 2011, 03:03:56 AM
We reach the cash. Nothing too crazy happen between now and then and I maintain my stack. Table breaks and me and matey wish each other luck and goodbye. Until we get our seat cards. him seat 4, me seat 2. I decide I'm going to lock up completely. He doesn't show any sign of slowing down and I'm not gonna get into levelling wars. I'll wait until I have it.

Matey then spews more chips to Lynn Beaumont when he opens J6ss on button and put her in when she 3 bets. Didn't turn out well for him unfort as the lady had the ladies.

I haven't played a hand for a while and it folds to me in the hi jack and I look down at  3d 2d. Lynn is small blind and a middle aged gent in the big. They both have around 80k so I make it 6300 at 1500/3000 as it seems like a pretty good spot. Only thing I have to worry about is being 3 bet by best mate 2nd best mate but he is wounded plus the fact I can just muck if he does.

Folds to big blind who asks how much it is before calling. I don't put him on much as I think he will defend light against my "min raise". Board is  Aspades Qd 2c He checks and I bet 7600. Villian dwells and then counts out a raise to 17000 or so. He has 60k behind. Now I never think he has 2 pair here as his two pair combo's usually fold and top 2 probably 3 bets. I think his most likely holding is ace rag or a decent queen and this raise is one of those "find out where I'm at" I'm about to tell him where I'm at. I slide out a stack of blue chips and set him in.

He calls. Very quickly. Oh well. I have any 3 any 2 and backdoor diamonds.

He flips AQ.

Oh.

Ok.


They had been calling the all in's on the mike. Dealer announces "All in and a call table 6" I say "They don't need to turn up for this one" The table laughs. Hardy ha.

Turn is  9h

River is one of those slow mo Kodak moments




 2s

I wince. The table winces. The communal shout of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH" Villian looks like I've shot him in the bollox. He shakes his head. I can't look at him. That one must have hurt. He says something like "WP mate" sarcastically. I let him have his moment. He deserves it. That one was disgusting.

I play another hand with mate when he peels a raise. I have two black queens. J93 flop. I bet, he calls. 7 on turn. I bet. He raises I call. I then check call blank river but it is a bit of a sigh call as I think he must have it this time but I kinda have to pay him off due to him repping so very little on this board. He has KQ. This takes me to the heady heights of 450k. Guy who I believe finished 2nd opens I 3 bet Queens out of sb and he jams 150k. I call. He has AQ. This to take me to over 600k with the ave at 150. Board doesn't comply as it comes Ace high and I'm back down to 300.

FYP


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on July 20, 2011, 09:04:38 AM
V.nice read. Keep it going.

did you not read the last post?! Don't think there's gonna be another part!
yeah. was it rub 5

Ha, you pair of sickos. Obv not a rub. Obv meant keep the writing going in the future etc


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on July 20, 2011, 09:11:39 AM
V.nice read. Keep it going.

rub number 5.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on July 20, 2011, 09:25:57 AM
V.nice read. Keep it going.

rub number 5.

nice steal peeleno


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: david3103 on July 20, 2011, 09:53:11 AM
Your trip reports are a fascinating read, keep writing please

You always include a lot of detail on significant hands. Do you make notes or just have good recall?

I struggle with remembering a lot of the information about a hand after 10 minutes has passed (this may, or may not be age-related - I can recall every shot I played in a round of golf for days).

My less effective memory for poker hands used to lead to my badbeat stories being long and even more tedious than most. Once I realised this I stopped telling them (mostly) and now try to limit my post-exit conversatiion to the simplest of formats. "AA no good", or "flopped the set, he flopped the straight" etc






Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on July 20, 2011, 10:39:59 AM
Impressive nip-avoidance with the rub-down artist at the bar George.

Really good trip report, a most enjoyable read.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Autobetkev on July 20, 2011, 04:54:47 PM
Your trip reports are a fascinating read, keep writing please

You always include a lot of detail on significant hands. Do you make notes or just have good recall?

I struggle with remembering a lot of the information about a hand after 10 minutes has passed (this may, or may not be age-related - I can recall every shot I played in a round of golf for days).

My less effective memory for poker hands used to lead to my badbeat stories being long and even more tedious than most. Once I realised this I stopped telling them (mostly) and now try to limit my post-exit conversatiion to the simplest of formats. "AA no good", or "flopped the set, he flopped the straight" etc






George's recall for hands played, even from 4 years ago is unbelievable, even for hands that other people have played. Without doubt the best I have ever known. I however struggle to remember what happened on the flop once the turn card has been revealed!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Free_Rollin on July 20, 2011, 05:28:37 PM
Your trip reports are a fascinating read, keep writing please

You always include a lot of detail on significant hands. Do you make notes or just have good recall?

When I first started playing the game, and maybe even a year later, I couldn't remember what happpened in a hand like 1 hour ago. But when I actually started thinking about hands while I play, instead of just calling/raising/folding depending on the strength of my hand, I seem to remember hands fairly well now.

But do have to admit, George does remember hands well. He seemed to remember a hand I played maybe 1.5 - 2 yrs after I played it, perfectly well.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on July 21, 2011, 10:02:33 AM
Your trip reports are a fascinating read, keep writing please

You always include a lot of detail on significant hands. Do you make notes or just have good recall?

I struggle with remembering a lot of the information about a hand after 10 minutes has passed (this may, or may not be age-related - I can recall every shot I played in a round of golf for days).

My less effective memory for poker hands used to lead to my badbeat stories being long and even more tedious than most. Once I realised this I stopped telling them (mostly) and now try to limit my post-exit conversatiion to the simplest of formats. "AA no good", or "flopped the set, he flopped the straight" etc






George's recall for hands played, even from 4 years ago is unbelievable, even for hands that other people have played. Without doubt the best I have ever known. I however struggle to remember what happened on the flop once the turn card has been revealed!!
i know what you mean Kev Dan is good at this also i am like you cant really remember hands


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: ripple11 on July 21, 2011, 05:09:10 PM

Really good trip report, a most enjoyable read.

+1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 23, 2011, 10:00:13 AM
Your trip reports are a fascinating read, keep writing please

You always include a lot of detail on significant hands. Do you make notes or just have good recall?

I struggle with remembering a lot of the information about a hand after 10 minutes has passed (this may, or may not be age-related - I can recall every shot I played in a round of golf for days).

My less effective memory for poker hands used to lead to my badbeat stories being long and even more tedious than most. Once I realised this I stopped telling them (mostly) and now try to limit my post-exit conversatiion to the simplest of formats. "AA no good", or "flopped the set, he flopped the straight" etc






No idea how or why but my recall in hands is very good. As Kev as said, even hands I'm not involved in I can remember.

Depending how today goes may or may not do a Monte Carlo trip report :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on July 23, 2011, 11:28:06 AM
Gl today mate, run like mitch!



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 23, 2011, 12:25:45 PM
Gl today mate, run like mitch!



U2 matey


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on July 24, 2011, 10:37:09 PM
tr pls :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 25, 2011, 12:20:33 AM
hehe would love to but wouldn't be as great as the last one as I lasted about 30 mins 2nd day. Made one ridic loose peel and got my face slapped. Must stop making shitty calls pre even in pos.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FTPlederer on July 25, 2011, 07:42:06 PM
feedback pls:

http://jaredtendlerpoker.com/instructional/handling-bad-beats/

<3 this

Uncle Howie

x


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 26, 2011, 05:29:26 PM
So me and Shelley have been having the celeb list debate.

For anyone who hasn't seen friends this is 5 celebs you're allowed to bed without recrimination. Shelley's list consists of George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Gus Hansen, Nicolas Cage and Johnny Depp.

Here's the reveal for mine. Number 1. Introducing Miss Kelly Brook. Yes pls!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on July 26, 2011, 05:31:37 PM
So me and Shelley have been having the celeb list debate.

For anyone who hasn't seen friends this is 5 celebs you're allowed to bed without recrimination. Shelley's list consists of George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Gus Hansen, Nicolas Cage and Johnny Depp.

Here's the reveal for mine. Number 1. Introducing Miss Kelly Brook. Yes pls!

Gus Hansen. At least there is a decent chance of bumping into him! Clever girl.

Choose a female poker player imo. Obrestad??


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 26, 2011, 05:33:01 PM
So me and Shelley have been having the celeb list debate.

For anyone who hasn't seen friends this is 5 celebs you're allowed to bed without recrimination. Shelley's list consists of George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Gus Hansen, Nicolas Cage and Johnny Depp.

Here's the reveal for mine. Number 1. Introducing Miss Kelly Brook. Yes pls!

Gus Hansen. At least there is a decent chance of bumping into him! Clever girl.

Choose a female poker player imo. Obrestad??

Never. Would be too embarassing if I actually met the person on the circuit. I have a name in mind though.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 26, 2011, 07:09:51 PM
Tbh if kelly brooke said yes then i would not give a monkeys if she was in my 5 or not. no matter what the wife said i would be in like a shot


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on July 26, 2011, 08:33:22 PM
choose her sister obv.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 27, 2011, 05:20:10 PM
Is it me or is 95% of music shit these days? I swear I must just be getting old


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 27, 2011, 05:24:48 PM
Number 2. If it's good enough for Giggsy. It's good enough for me. I have to be honest tho- this pic does it for me! Miss Imogen Thomas...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: bobAlike on July 27, 2011, 05:57:04 PM
Number 2. If it's good enough for Giggsy. It's good enough for me. I have to be honest tho- this pic does it for me! Miss Imogen Thomas...

Very nice choices so far George.

Imogen had a vid leaked out also if I remember correctly.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 27, 2011, 06:00:47 PM
Number 2. If it's good enough for Giggsy. It's good enough for me. I have to be honest tho- this pic does it for me! Miss Imogen Thomas...

Very nice choices so far George.

Imogen had a vid leaked out also if I remember correctly.
links you bloody cock teaser


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Longines on July 27, 2011, 06:12:18 PM
Is it me or is 95% of music shit these days? I swear I must just be getting old

+1.

Went to a wedding at the weekend with the wife and kids (14 & 11). Foolishly gave them control of the tunes during the 90 minute drive.

Sat there silently stewing - "I am my Dad. I am my Dad"....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on July 27, 2011, 10:38:33 PM
Number 2. If it's good enough for Giggsy. It's good enough for me. I have to be honest tho- this pic does it for me! Miss Imogen Thomas...

Very nice choices so far George.

Imogen had a vid leaked out also if I remember correctly.
links you bloody cock teaser

+1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Solaris on July 27, 2011, 10:39:56 PM
Number 2. If it's good enough for Giggsy. It's good enough for me. I have to be honest tho- this pic does it for me! Miss Imogen Thomas...

Very nice choices so far George.

Imogen had a vid leaked out also if I remember correctly.
links you bloody cock teaser

+1


It's crap. Not worth the effort.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 28, 2011, 12:40:47 AM
Really feel like having a good old whinge  ;grr;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: iRaise on July 28, 2011, 12:41:26 AM
Really feel like having a good old whinge  ;grr;
I did see your exit hand from the 50 6 max.. that was pretty sigh!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 28, 2011, 12:46:31 AM
Really feel like having a good old whinge  ;grr;
I did see your exit hand from the 50 6 max.. that was pretty sigh!

Been coping pretty well with hands like that but caused me to tilt off in the 44 turbo. Gotta get back on the wagon :/


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: iRaise on July 28, 2011, 12:47:25 AM
Really feel like having a good old whinge  ;grr;
I did see your exit hand from the 50 6 max.. that was pretty sigh!

Been coping pretty well with hands like that but caused me to tilt off in the 44 turbo. Gotta get back on the wagon :/

My session ended prematurely now for the same reason.. been demoted to railing til i fall asleep!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 28, 2011, 04:42:00 PM
Number 3. A little break from the norm and ginger but I'm willing to forgive her. Also makes me feel old and slightly pervy but hey I get to be Doctor Who! Karen Gillan ladies and gents:



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Mitch on July 28, 2011, 06:49:54 PM
Cant help but feeling your wasting one of your 5 options here Georgey!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 28, 2011, 06:52:59 PM
Cant help but feeling your wasting one of your 5 options here Georgey!
+1 sorry


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on July 28, 2011, 07:15:11 PM
Cant help but feeling your wasting one of your 5 options here Georgey!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on July 28, 2011, 08:10:09 PM
Cant help but feeling your wasting one of your 5 options here Georgey!

I agree, 5 woman in the world and you pick some mug from Big brother, WTF  ;dingdell;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: boldie on July 29, 2011, 01:07:16 PM
Cant help but feeling your wasting one of your 5 options here Georgey!
+1 sorry

Really? Haven't really seen a bad choice yet TBH. (Though they wouldn't necessarily be my choices)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on July 29, 2011, 01:16:50 PM
Cant help but feeling your wasting one of your 5 options here Georgey!
+1 sorry

Really? Haven't really seen a bad choice yet TBH. (Though they wouldn't necessarily be my choices)
just think a vote for a ginner is a vote wasted ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: boldie on July 29, 2011, 01:28:44 PM
Cant help but feeling your wasting one of your 5 options here Georgey!
+1 sorry

Really? Haven't really seen a bad choice yet TBH. (Though they wouldn't necessarily be my choices)
just think a vote for a ginner is a vote wasted ;)

Have to disagree mate. She seems like a lovely young lady. Though, TBH I don't understand the point of picking someone that comes across as intelligent and looks like you could have a great night out in the pub with for a list like this...that's not what the list is about (IMO)



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Junior Senior on July 29, 2011, 09:51:27 PM
Guys, give it up. It ain't gonna happen with these celeb types. Choose someone at work or a fit neighbour then make it happen. She can't complain then, she agreed go it!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 31, 2011, 10:57:29 PM
Grinding on stars tonight. Not a whinge as such about losing so bear with me however I have lost two pots tonight and then the guy has typed something like

"That wasn't very well played now was it Rupinder?"

WTF? Errrr please die. Probably played like a tool but who are you? And why are you calling me Rupinder?

Even more annoyingly there's a ;) after the sentence. DIAGF!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 31, 2011, 10:58:36 PM
I have a disgusting confession to make. I quite like this song:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: maccol on July 31, 2011, 11:30:56 PM
Grinding on stars tonight. Not a whinge as such about losing so bear with me however I have lost two pots tonight and then the guy has typed something like

"That wasn't very well played now was it Rupinder?"

WTF? Errrr please die. Probably played like a tool but who are you? And why are you calling me Rupinder?

Even more annoyingly there's a ;) after the sentence. DIAGF!!!
Obv Jared Tendler testing you mate.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on August 01, 2011, 09:05:48 AM
I have a disgusting confession to make. I quite like this song:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk
(http://photo.goodreads.com/books/1309203079l/329471.jpg)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: buzzharvey22 on August 01, 2011, 10:14:41 AM
I have a disgusting confession to make. I quite like this song:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

+1, i disgust myself


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on August 01, 2011, 10:22:20 AM
I have a disgusting confession to make. I quite like this song:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

+1, i disgust myself

same here


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: boldie on August 01, 2011, 12:43:51 PM
I have a disgusting confession to make. I quite like this song:


Are you taking the piss? A shouty "rap" version of Oh My darling Clementine?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: zerofive on August 01, 2011, 04:10:47 PM
I have a disgusting confession to make. I quite like this song:


Are you taking the piss? A shouty "rap" version of Oh My darling Clementine?

Seems fine on paper.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: bobAlike on August 01, 2011, 06:05:06 PM
I have a disgusting confession to make. I quite like this song:


I'm flabbergasted. We all have are own opinions but nobody could ever convince me that this is anything but shite.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Longy on August 01, 2011, 06:55:11 PM
I have a disgusting confession to make. I quite like this song:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

My ears are bleeding.



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 01, 2011, 07:40:24 PM
Trust me. It's a grower. When I first heard it I shared similar views. You have been warned


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 01, 2011, 07:45:54 PM
Went Thorpe Park today for the first time ever. Been Alton Towers, Drayton manor and Wicksteed park tons of times. Really enjoyed it and the weather was boiling. Left Ace and Rio with their Aunt and me Esme, Kieran and Shelley embarked on our mini adventure. Me and Esme are daredevil riders who will go on anything (will come to that later) whereas Shelley and Kieran need gentle coaxing and sometimes a lot of persuasion

Went on:

Tidal Wave- a large version of a log flume with one large drop. You get soaked!

Saw the ride- Went on this twice. My fave- really is a awesome rollercoaster

Nemisis Inferno- just as good as the Nemesis at Alton Towers- rode the front which was cool

Log Flume- Again got soaked

Slammed- Well not quite. The shame of it. Kieran and Shelley ducked out. It's a ride which goes upside down which I'm not always keen on but I'll pretty much go on anything. However when I saw that the restraints were pretty shit. I bottled it. Esme went on her own.

Stealth was closed due to technical faults which was a shame as it looks like a pretty awesome roller coaster.

All in all a great day out- pretty knackered now tho


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 01, 2011, 07:46:48 PM
Signs that I am getting old #2

I, at some point which is unknown to me, use the little handle attached to ceiling of cars when Shelley is driving.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on August 01, 2011, 07:55:21 PM
Signs that I am getting old #2

I, at some point which is unknown to me, use the little hand attached to ceiling of cars when Shelley is driving.
Pmsl. I caught myself doing this the other day and even asked myself if I looked cool


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 01, 2011, 09:18:49 PM
Wasn't sure how to extract value here:


View  Previous    Next   

TEXAS_HOLDEM, NO_LIMIT, T5-163419179-15
played at "Table #10" for USD TC from 2011-08-01 15:16 until 2011-08-01 15:17
 
 
 
Seat 1: Geo2loose (2,510 in chips) 
Seat 2: schaerli (2,970 in chips) 
Seat 3: RudeAmigo (2,270 in chips) 
Seat 4: anelfegi (2,455 in chips) 
Seat 5: GrinnyBoo (2,530 in chips) 
Seat 6: KPAC000TKA (2,660 in chips) 
Seat 7: banis_1981 (2,286 in chips) 
Seat 8: marklion (2,050 in chips) 
Seat 9: THOMASPANAG (2,965 in chips) 
Seat 10: S378VEN (2,425 in chips) 
 
 
 
ANTES/BLINDS
Geo2loose posts small blind (15), schaerli posts big blind (30),

PRE-FLOP
RudeAmigo folds, anelfegi folds, GrinnyBoo folds, KPAC000TKA folds, banis_1981 calls 30, marklion folds, THOMASPANAG folds, S378VEN folds, Geo2loose calls 30, schaerli checks.

FLOP [board cards: AS,AD,AH ]
Geo2loose checks, schaerli checks, banis_1981 bets 90, Geo2loose calls 90, schaerli folds.

TURN [board cards: AS,AD,AH,2S ]
Geo2loose checks, banis_1981 bets 2,166 and is all-in, Geo2loose calls 2,166.

RIVER [board cards: AS,AD,AH,2S,7D ]


SHOWDOWN
banis_1981 shows [ QD,TC ]
Geo2loose shows [ AC,7C ]
Geo2loose wins 4,602.
 
 
 
SUMMARY
Dealer: S378VEN
Pot: 4,602
Geo2loose, bets 2,286, collects 4,602, net 2,316
schaerli, loses 30
RudeAmigo, loses 0
anelfegi, loses 0
GrinnyBoo, loses 0
KPAC000TKA, loses 0
banis_1981, loses 2,286
marklion, loses 0
THOMASPANAG, loses 0
S378VEN, loses 0


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 01, 2011, 11:02:48 PM
Think I'm going to do a Paul Ho/Camel and take a break from this place.

I'm getting mildly annoyed at little things. maybe it's sign number 2 of getting old. I'll probs be back posting within the week but we'll see. Might help me focus on grinding.

GL all


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on August 01, 2011, 11:07:56 PM
Think I'm going to do a Paul Ho/Camel and take a break from this place.

I'm getting mildly annoyed at little things. maybe it's sign number 2 of getting old. I'll probs be back posting within the week but we'll see. Might help me focus on grinding.

GL all

see u in 2 days


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Ant040689 on August 02, 2011, 12:47:01 AM
Went Thorpe Park today for the first time ever. Been Alton Towers, Drayton manor and Wicksteed park tons of times. Really enjoyed it and the weather was boiling. Left Ace and Rio with their Aunt and me Esme, Kieran and Shelley embarked on our mini adventure. Me and Esme are daredevil riders who will go on anything (will come to that later) whereas Shelley and Kieran need gentle coaxing and sometimes a lot of persuasion

Went on:

Tidal Wave- a large version of a log flume with one large drop. You get soaked!

Saw the ride- Went on this twice. My fave- really is a awesome rollercoaster

Nemisis Inferno- just as good as the Nemesis at Alton Towers- rode the front which was cool

Log Flume- Again got soaked

Slammed- Well not quite. The shame of it. Kieran and Shelley ducked out. It's a ride which goes upside down which I'm not always keen on but I'll pretty much go on anything. However when I saw that the restraints were pretty shit. I bottled it. Esme went on her own.

Stealth was closed due to technical faults which was a shame as it looks like a pretty awesome roller coaster.

All in all a great day out- pretty knackered now tho

Stealth is the best rollercoeaster i have ever been on shame it was closed, it lasts about 5 seconds or whatever and it is viciously fast. Like rita at alton towers actually but maybe a tad better.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on August 02, 2011, 04:05:37 PM
Think I'm going to do a Paul Ho/Camel and take a break from this place.

I'm getting mildly annoyed at little things. maybe it's sign number 2 of getting old. I'll probs be back posting within the week but we'll see. Might help me focus on grinding.

GL all

wtf? :(


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on August 07, 2011, 08:17:54 AM
Hi

Go  gym IMO


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 14, 2011, 04:33:36 PM
Anothe UKIPT another "min cash" Not going to a full report on the comp because I was grinding 20-30 big blind stack for most of the comp so not too many interesting hands or spots. Spewed hard halfway through day 1. Shared a table with Dean "deanosupremo" Lyall which was fun.

I've cashed now I think 7 times out of 12 attempts which is really great in one way but kinda poo in another. I finally succumbed to AK vs Aces when 35 bigs deep. I can't complain tho as I do run good on the live pokerstars client:

Aj vs AK AIPF vs Dean. Jack on turn

88 vs QQ for most of my stack on day 2. Flopped a set.

A9 vs KK Blind on blind on the bubble. Rivered a straight

Got some TV time too with one sick sick hand I was involved in. Will save it for when it airs.

Couple of other points. Shared a table with David Vamplew majority of day 2. Guy is probably the best player I have played with live. So focussed and tough. Deffo think he'll add to his EPT title

Also VBOL to Rob Swindells who's just finalled. Great guy- very very good player too. Ship it bud!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Amatay on August 14, 2011, 04:47:38 PM
I read somewhere yest thats you have had the most cashes or something? Record breaker George, grats on that :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 15, 2011, 12:15:24 PM
Tweeted this yesterday (gb2loose on twitter) yesterday and it's provoked some debate from the great man himself, whom I hope will respond on here:

"I'll never understand all you nits and rocks. How can you even enjoy playing poker?!?!"

Just some context behind why I posted this.

There's a player who plays at the local casino who has done the following in comps recently:

-Folded 10s utg 5 handed as he might run into jacks or ace king

-Raised to 3k with Kings level 1 because he doesn't want to get called by a rag ace

-Basically sits in the comp all night, plays zero flops. Waits for a hand and then just plays showdown poker

I'm not critiquing his play nor am I questioning anyone's strategy- just stating it must be a very boring way of playing.

I remember tom Rutter (numpty dumpty) once said to me being a rock must be a very unhappy existance. You can get immense joy from poker, yes winning tops it all but things like pulling off a huge multi street bluff, making a hero call or getting there with a bad hand fall into this category. Something which the aforementioned player probably never does (yes he's an extreme example but you get my drift)

Thoughts people?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: BulldozerD on August 15, 2011, 12:36:55 PM
He sounds like a typical local casino donko to me who likes a night out at poker and will do anything to mincash with 2bb or chop 15 ways. Whatever makes people happy, levels and all that....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on August 15, 2011, 12:49:37 PM
Completely agree. I just can't understand it. People that play for living it's more understandable (playing like a rock that is, not the 20x raises with kings) as it's a job, their not doing it to have fun etc.

But the social player who plays a couple of times a week, how can playing that way be enjoyable at all?

I'd sooner stack off to an awful player who makes some horrible play and gets there than one of these guys.

Also, I find these are the guys that'll fold for 5 hours, then 3b shove with q9 suited and no fold equity saying "I was getting bored". Then they have one big blind and find aces king and queens back to back and ship the whole comp. Akskcjekwldmvmdksmakdm


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Rod on August 15, 2011, 01:25:24 PM
Tweeted this yesterday (gb2loose on twitter) yesterday and it's provoked some debate from the great man himself, whom I hope will respond on here:

"I'll never understand all you nits and rocks. How can you even enjoy playing poker?!?!"

Just some context behind why I posted this.

Thoughts people?
I probably play to tight, especially in MTT's. The problem is whenever I try to loosen up I seem to do badly. I just don't understand how to make that style of play work. A few times I got some chips really quickly then don't seem to be able to keep them.  I played a local tournament a few months back where I was chip leader at the first break after getting up from 5K to 23K in the first couple of hours and manged to blow it all in 30 minutes after the break.

Generally I want to be competitive and give myself the best chance to do well and this seems to be the best way for me of doing it. How do you enjoy poker? I assume you mean live poker mainly as online you just open up more tables. To be honest if you are playing live a few times every week then I am guessing you don't enjoy it as much as a LAG player. I only play live poker about twice a month so it is a bit of a novelty I suppose. Also you get to see people you don't see very often so that makes it enjoyable as well.

Anyway, congrats on the results at the UKIPT hope you get a big score in one soon


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on August 15, 2011, 02:11:04 PM
name and shame the NIT!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on August 15, 2011, 02:12:28 PM
name and shame the NIT!

Guilty as charged, & thank you for neatly proving the point I made to RP on Twitter this morning.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on August 15, 2011, 02:16:06 PM
name and shame the NIT!

Guilty as charged, & thank you for neatly proving the point I made to RP on Twitter this morning.

Pleno's not being aggro here tikay!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on August 15, 2011, 02:17:50 PM
name and shame the NIT!

Guilty as charged, & thank you for neatly proving the point I made to RP on Twitter this morning.

Pleno's not being aggro here tikay!

Neither am I!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on August 15, 2011, 02:36:40 PM
Tweeted this yesterday (gb2loose on twitter) yesterday and it's provoked some debate from the great man himself, whom I hope will respond on here:
"I'll never understand all you nits and rocks. How can you even enjoy playing poker?!?!"

Just some context behind why I posted this.

There's a player who plays at the local casino who has done the following in comps recently:

-Folded 10s utg 5 handed as he might run into jacks or ace king

-Raised to 3k with Kings level 1 because he doesn't want to get called by a rag ace

-Basically sits in the comp all night, plays zero flops. Waits for a hand and then just plays showdown poker

I'm not critiquing his play nor am I questioning anyone's strategy- just stating it must be a very boring way of playing.

I remember tom Rutter (numpty dumpty) once said to me being a rock must be a very unhappy existance. You can get immense joy from poker, yes winning tops it all but things like pulling off a huge multi street bluff, making a hero call or getting there with a bad hand fall into this category. Something which the aforementioned player probably never does (yes he's an extreme example but you get my drift)

Thoughts people?

I assume by "the great man" you refer to Lord Cos.

For my take, as it was you & I that briefly debated this on Twitter, bear with me, I'll let a few more Posts come in first which prove the point I made this morning, then I'll reply.

In the interim, please tell me......

1) What you had for dinner last night.

2) Your favourite book.

3) Your favourite football Team.

;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on August 15, 2011, 02:38:53 PM
tikay def didnt do the 3k with kings or the fold 10's utg, dont buy that. who wasssss it?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 15, 2011, 02:39:59 PM
Pleno- just a random from Gala

Tikay:

1)Tuna sandwich and packet of crisps

2) No fave book per se but face author would be Jon Grisham

3) Manchester United


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 15, 2011, 05:56:22 PM
Me and titbeam in the last 10 of the 17.5k 109 on stars. Come along for the anti rail/slowrolls


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on August 15, 2011, 06:34:00 PM
im a nit and i love it


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on August 15, 2011, 06:35:27 PM
i cant believe you actually posted this about me George... you said you never would
i like playing this style it suits me.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on August 15, 2011, 06:42:18 PM
Me and titbeam in the last 10 of the 17.5k 109 on stars. Come along for the anti rail/slowrolls

[ ] went well


at least you acknowledged me in the rail this time!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 15, 2011, 06:58:26 PM
Sorry dude- never deliberate. have the info bar by default.

Now finalled 55 turbo on ongame with Boba (fettissick)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 15, 2011, 07:01:52 PM
i cant believe you actually posted this about me George... you said you never would
i like playing this style it suits me.

Hahahahah

You're a fish- not a rock.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on August 15, 2011, 07:07:13 PM
Sorry dude- never deliberate. have the info bar by default.

Now finalled 55 turbo on ongame with Boba (fettissick)

same I just open up the chat every so often if I know people on the table!


Good ruck in 55. do wins and stuff


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on August 15, 2011, 07:10:40 PM
i cant believe you actually posted this about me George... you said you never would
i like playing this style it suits me.

Hahahahah

You're a fish- not a rock.
its

leethefish use my full title please


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: titaniumbean on August 15, 2011, 08:01:52 PM
You're ruddy blanking me again in the 22 1r1a grrrrrr


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 15, 2011, 11:17:38 PM
My daughter is turning 14 next month. She's just dumped her boyfriend and is going "hottie hunting" at Drayton Manor with one of her friends (with their family)

Worrying times.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on August 15, 2011, 11:23:44 PM
Tweeted this yesterday (gb2loose on twitter) yesterday and it's provoked some debate from the great man himself, whom I hope will respond on here:
"I'll never understand all you nits and rocks. How can you even enjoy playing poker?!?!"

Just some context behind why I posted this.

There's a player who plays at the local casino who has done the following in comps recently:

-Folded 10s utg 5 handed as he might run into jacks or ace king

-Raised to 3k with Kings level 1 because he doesn't want to get called by a rag ace

-Basically sits in the comp all night, plays zero flops. Waits for a hand and then just plays showdown poker

I'm not critiquing his play nor am I questioning anyone's strategy- just stating it must be a very boring way of playing.

I remember tom Rutter (numpty dumpty) once said to me being a rock must be a very unhappy existance. You can get immense joy from poker, yes winning tops it all but things like pulling off a huge multi street bluff, making a hero call or getting there with a bad hand fall into this category. Something which the aforementioned player probably never does (yes he's an extreme example but you get my drift)

Thoughts people?

I assume by "the great man" you refer to Lord Cos.

For my take, as it was you & I that briefly debated this on Twitter, bear with me, I'll let a few more Posts come in first which prove the point I made this morning, then I'll reply.

In the interim, please tell me......

1) What you had for dinner last night.

2) Your favourite book.

3) Your favourite football Team.

;)

I love that you assumed the 'great man' was me (can understand why etc) but unless my memory is terrible (v poss) I don't think it was.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on August 16, 2011, 08:33:55 AM
My daughter is turning 14 next month. She's just dumped her boyfriend and is going "hottie hunting" at Drayton Manor with one of her friends (with their family)

Worrying times.

omg George....

i came home from work yesterday to be told my 12 year old is over the park with her boyfriend my reaction..............."WHAT BOYFRIEND"


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: david3103 on August 16, 2011, 01:59:34 PM
As a father of two girls (now aged 25 and 27) I think the best advide I can offer is to buy shackles and a pair of bolt cutters...

Use the shackles on the daughter whenever possible and show the boltcutters to any boys who the girls may meet.

They will eventually move out and you can [ ] stop worrying then.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on August 16, 2011, 02:03:31 PM
As a father of two girls (now aged 25 and 27) I think the best advide I can offer is to buy shackles and a pair of bolt cutters...

Use the shackles on the daughter whenever possible and show the boltcutters to any boys who the girls may meet.

They will eventually move out and you can [ ] stop worrying then.

The first time I went round to a girls house as a teenager, I was introduced to the girls father who was wearing nothing but a pair of y-fronts and holding a baseball bat, with a manic grin on his face like he was about to kill me and eat me. That was my one and only date with the girl, pretty certain that should do the trick.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on August 16, 2011, 02:23:07 PM
I went out with a girl once her dad was a right mean s.o.b, always trying to intimidate me and stuff. first time i went round their house he showed me a tattoo on his chest of a Swastika. He was an Ex member of the NF, Ex because he married an Asian woman.. the guy was so dumb and i was always walking on egg shells, but after an all day drinking session with him and his mate we got on OKish... until one day when he read his daughter's diary and found out the stuff we had been getting upto, from that day forward i was never allowed in the house again, he refused to look at or speak to me and apparently my gf and her little brother were not allowed to mention my name in the house. It lasted 9 months after that. She was a mynx tho.

Point is depending on how much the boy likes the girl you might really have to up the horrible father routine.

May i suggest:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_piKtaJjDSsw/TPmw8PHABSI/AAAAAAAAAkM/XdvHJSFq2g4/s1600/norm-47c326131d522-Hannibal%252B%25282001%2529.jpg)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on August 16, 2011, 07:11:38 PM
i hate it two girls 11 and 12 i am so scared of them growing up ...........



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: zerofive on August 16, 2011, 08:11:53 PM
I was at Drayton Manor today and met the most adorable little girl. Told me she was turning 14 soon. I thought this was too freak a coincidence, so I asked if her father knew anything about poker. She said, "no" so naturally I assumed it was Bedi's girl and left immediately.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 16, 2011, 08:15:58 PM
I was at Drayton Manor today and met the most adorable little girl. Told me she was turning 14 soon. I thought this was too freak a coincidence, so I asked if her father knew anything about poker. She said, "no" so naturally I assumed it was Bedi's girl and left immediately.

Believed all of it apart from the "left immediately" Reckon you hit on her mate instead


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: zerofive on August 16, 2011, 08:18:20 PM
Sigh. I'll have her home by 9.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Longines on August 17, 2011, 01:20:37 PM
I've got two boys 14 & 12. Keeping them from going blind with redtube etc. is like the cold war arms race. Eldest is a smart git (worked out how to disable the filtering software on his laptop) but Dad's still two steps in front - for now.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on August 17, 2011, 01:29:46 PM
do we really think tis terrible is a 14 year old watches porn? genuine question.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: david3103 on August 17, 2011, 02:08:03 PM
do we really think tis terrible is a 14 year old watches porn? genuine question.

Given the nature of some of the stuff that is out there, at the click of a mouse, for free, yes.

I looked at mucky books when I was 14, but at that time we were lucky to get a dog-eared copy of Health & Efficiency (air-brushed photo's of naked people) or mostly we got Parade or siimilar with occasional images of breasts and not much else.

Now? I wonder how it is that we get teenage pregnancies when the vast majoirty of porn features climaxes which have zero chance of fertilising anything!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on August 17, 2011, 03:37:53 PM
do we really think tis terrible is a 14 year old watches porn? genuine question.

Given the nature of some of the stuff that is out there, at the click of a mouse, for free, yes.

I looked at mucky books when I was 14, but at that time we were lucky to get a dog-eared copy of Health & Efficiency (air-brushed photo's of naked people) or mostly we got Parade or siimilar with occasional images of breasts and not much else.

Now? I wonder how it is that we get teenage pregnancies when the vast majoirty of porn features climaxes which have zero chance of fertilising anything!

Yeah this. When I was a teenager rare opportunities to see a picture of a naked lady was a real thrill, and the days someone had an actual porn video would be the best day of the year. Now you can get the most depraved stuff in the world on your phone in seconds for nowt, it is scary how desensitized the next generation are going to be towards sex, I don't even wanna imagine what porn will look like in 2030.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on August 17, 2011, 03:44:29 PM
Meh let him look at it imo. Memory wanks are impossible after like 13 yrs old. He's 14 ffs all he prob wants to do is knock em out all day long.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on August 17, 2011, 03:46:12 PM
Meh let him look at it imo. Memory wanks are impossible after like 13 yrs old. He's 14 ffs all he prob wants to do is knock em out all day long.

lol, memory wanks. It comes to something that we have so many terms for it these days (cry wanks the outright winner)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Bongo on August 17, 2011, 03:58:01 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/gssq83/Blog/Porn_and_Disney.jpg)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on August 17, 2011, 03:58:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v14/gssq83/Blog/Porn_and_Disney.jpg)

that is genius


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Longines on August 17, 2011, 05:11:17 PM
He's 14 ffs all he does is knock em out all day long.

fyp.

The two Daves got it spot on.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 17, 2011, 06:02:30 PM
Nice.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: zerofive on August 17, 2011, 06:16:21 PM
George's diary is now synonymous with the lowest human instinct.

*The knuckle chronicles


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on August 17, 2011, 06:19:16 PM
George's diary is now synonymous with the lowest human instinct.

*The knuckle chronicles
nice


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on August 30, 2011, 04:24:39 PM
So had good fun at dtd this weekend playing the APAT team championships. Alas England didn't get a medal but was fun representing my country and personally I did well- winning 2/3 stt's, 2/2 heads up matches and coming 18th in the MTT losing QQ to KJ aipf.

I then played the APAT main and played like a tard and got what I deserved when KQ lost to KJ. Justice.

Played the super 50. No good.

Cash went better. Spun 100 into 900 before losing 400 of it back when ahead in Omaha to the table mark which was disappointing. I snap got up after Terry 3 bet me twice. i think he could sense I didn't want to lose the money and rather than let my ego get the better of me I got up. He was obv not going to relent and i could see me sticking it in his eye very light when he had Kings or something so decided to rail Shelley who managed a very credible 15th in the super 50. She is improving all the time and I'm really proud of how she's playing lately.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on August 31, 2011, 08:21:03 PM
is thorpe park better then alton towers?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 01, 2011, 12:12:18 AM
is thorpe park better then alton towers?

I think they're on par but enjoyed Thorpe Park more cos I've been Alton Towers a gazillion times


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on September 01, 2011, 06:57:02 AM
do we really think tis terrible is a 14 year old watches porn? genuine question.

Given the nature of some of the stuff that is out there, at the click of a mouse, for free, yes.

I looked at mucky books when I was 14, but at that time we were lucky to get a dog-eared copy of Health & Efficiency (air-brushed photo's of naked people) or mostly we got Parade or siimilar with occasional images of breasts and not much else.

Now? I wonder how it is that we get teenage pregnancies when the vast majoirty of porn features climaxes which have zero chance of fertilising anything!

Yeah this. When I was a teenager rare opportunities to see a picture of a naked lady was a real thrill, and the days someone had an actual porn video would be the best day of the year. Now you can get the most depraved stuff in the world on your phone in seconds for nowt, it is scary how desensitized the next generation are going to be towards sex, I don't even wanna imagine what porn will look like in 2030.

Sorry to derail but to continue this sub chat, this was very interesting

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/cupids-poisoned-arrow/201108/porn-then-and-now-welcome-brain-training


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 04, 2011, 11:24:27 PM
First big online session with WCOOP and it's not gone well. Tourneys are pretty stupid. I'm not winning flips/running into people at the top of their range etc. Or getting clowned (see deepstack exit hand) but for the most part am keeping it together

Not gonna let it get to me. Pretty big month to come with WCOOP/Dublin UKIPT and ofc EPT London. Lets gogogogogogo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on September 05, 2011, 12:25:52 AM
VBOL


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 05, 2011, 09:58:36 PM
:)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on September 05, 2011, 10:45:30 PM
Very cute!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on September 05, 2011, 11:27:37 PM
Ha your little one is awesome!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on September 05, 2011, 11:30:29 PM

Fantastic photo, Geo!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 05, 2011, 11:31:24 PM
Ha your little one is awesome!

Words can't describe.

He's a big fireman Sam fan. He thinks that hat is a fireman's hat so now will not take it off.

The hat has a load of random letters and numbers but somehow stitched in there is STFU lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on September 06, 2011, 08:00:41 AM
cool photo mate


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on September 06, 2011, 08:20:06 AM
my girls


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: CHIPPYMAN on September 06, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
the 2 boys look like that milkman and the two girls look like the postman..

lol.... very cute by the way


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: zerofive on September 06, 2011, 01:54:35 PM
Ha your little one is awesome!

Words can't describe.

He's a big fireman Sam fan. He thinks that hat is a fireman's hat so now will not take it off.

The hat has a load of random letters and numbers but somehow stitched in there is STFU lol

Laughed so hard when I spotted this. Adorable kids Bedi.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on September 06, 2011, 01:55:03 PM
Fireman Sam FTW


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on September 13, 2011, 06:30:40 PM
Just seen Sam Razavi has leapfrogged you in the UKIPT leader board, have you already claimed your 20 points for playing 6 events?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 13, 2011, 06:46:39 PM
Just seen Sam Razavi has leapfrogged you in the UKIPT leader board, have you already claimed your 20 points for playing 6 events?

Yep- same for Brummieboy I think. It all comes down to London. How exciting!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on September 14, 2011, 12:14:55 AM
teach me how you get people to fold getting 2000:1 pre flop


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 14, 2011, 12:33:39 AM
teach me how you get people to fold getting 2000:1 pre flop


???


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on September 14, 2011, 01:59:26 PM
teach me how you get people to fold getting 2000:1 pre flop


???

4 handed you raised UTG (awful btw) and the BB was all in for his 10k with 50 chips behind and he folded

mbn


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 14, 2011, 02:29:51 PM
teach me how you get people to fold getting 2000:1 pre flop


???

4 handed you raised UTG (awful btw) and the BB was all in for his 10k with 50 chips behind and he folded

mbn

2 things:

1) Sometimes in that scenario you get people, esp on party, who do not understand ICM and who let you get away with things that good players wouldn't. I had AQ that hand and wanted to see if the other players were ICM aware. I found out pretty quickly they were

2) BB was sat out hence his fold.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on September 14, 2011, 03:24:03 PM
how do you know they are sat out on party?

btw - dont get defensive - it was bad icm - and you didnt have enough chips to find out anything - you might have found out you just cost yourself $x


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on September 14, 2011, 03:27:39 PM
hu4rollzyo?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 14, 2011, 03:29:33 PM
how do you know they are sat out on party?

btw - dont get defensive - it was bad icm - and you didnt have enough chips to find out anything - you might have found out you just cost yourself $x

Not getting defensive but calling it awful is a bit harsh imo. You know what the play is like on party- they don't know their arses from their elbows.

Dude was snap folding every hand- it was pretty obv he was d/c even though it doesn't say "sit out"

ICM wise it was shitty but I just wanted to find out some info on my opponents. The guy sitting out pretty much cost me the win. He kept winning every showdown (unlike on stars where you hand just gets mucked, on party it's live) and by the time he bust he had 3 bigs.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on September 14, 2011, 03:31:42 PM
how do you know they are sat out on party?

btw - dont get defensive - it was bad icm - and you didnt have enough chips to find out anything - you might have found out you just cost yourself $x

Not getting defensive but calling it awful is a bit harsh imo. You know what the play is like on party- they don't know their arses from their elbows.

Dude was snap folding every hand- it was pretty obv he was d/c even though it doesn't say "sit out"

ICM wise it was shitty but I just wanted to find out some info on my opponents. The guy sitting out pretty much cost me the win. He kept winning every showdown (unlike on stars where you hand just gets mucked, on party it's live) and by the time he bust he had 3 bigs.

ah - ok  - i was only casually watching and just saw he kept winning the showdowns  - didnt see the snap folding- yeah was pretty brutal for you

still didnt like the AQ  ;D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 14, 2011, 03:33:47 PM
how do you know they are sat out on party?

btw - dont get defensive - it was bad icm - and you didnt have enough chips to find out anything - you might have found out you just cost yourself $x

Not getting defensive but calling it awful is a bit harsh imo. You know what the play is like on party- they don't know their arses from their elbows.

Dude was snap folding every hand- it was pretty obv he was d/c even though it doesn't say "sit out"

ICM wise it was shitty but I just wanted to find out some info on my opponents. The guy sitting out pretty much cost me the win. He kept winning every showdown (unlike on stars where you hand just gets mucked, on party it's live) and by the time he bust he had 3 bigs.

ah - ok  - i was only casually watching and just saw he kept winning the showdowns  - didnt see the snap folding- yeah was pretty brutal for you

still didnt like the AQ  ;D

Was tricky. Was killing me. The money jump from 4th to 3rd was 500$ iirc. First got 5.3k and third got 2k. I really wanted to go ftw but realised that matey would blind down any sec (ended up being like 5 circuits of the button 4 handed!!!)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 14, 2011, 03:59:12 PM
Been reading the Moorman/Jymaster backing breakdown. Pretty sick. FWIW, and I don't know Moorman that well at all but I think he's getting pretty screwed over:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f10016/backing-controversy-jymaster11-warning-very-long-646766/

Cliffs:

-Jy is 80k MU

-Black Friday hits

-Moorman emails American horses- wants to give them notice that he can't guarantee backing for WSOP because of money tied up online. I believe he did this to give them opp to sell action for WSOP.

-Jy assumes this means he's been dropped and is free from walking away from deal as WSOP and 10k live events were included in original deal even tho other horses understood tone of email

-Jy finds new backers for WSOP (I think) and now believes that if he rejoins Moor that MU is nil

-They get pokerjamers to arb who says off the cuff "Sounds like MU should be nil" with Jy is now saying is the conclusion of the arb.

Would love to hear everyone's views on this


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 14, 2011, 04:29:19 PM
Great song:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVaLssMAgY8


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on September 14, 2011, 04:38:16 PM
very bad form by jay


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Boba Fett on September 14, 2011, 04:38:49 PM
Been reading the Moorman/Jymaster backing breakdown. Pretty sick. FWIW, and I don't know Moorman that well at all but I think he's getting pretty screwed over:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f10016/backing-controversy-jymaster11-warning-very-long-646766/

Cliffs:

-Jy is 80k MU

-Black Friday hits

-Moorman emails American horses- wants to give them notice that he can't guarantee backing for WSOP because of money tied up online. I believe he did this to give them opp to sell action for WSOP.

-Jy assumes this means he's been dropped and is free from walking away from deal as WSOP and 10k live events were included in original deal even tho other horses understood tone of email

-Jy finds new backers for WSOP (I think) and now believes that if he rejoins Moor that MU is nil

-They get pokerjamers to arb who says off the cuff "Sounds like MU should be nil" with Jy is now saying is the conclusion of the arb.

Would love to hear everyone's views on this
Jy blatantly angle shooting to skip 80k of MU imo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on September 14, 2011, 04:56:33 PM
Been reading the Moorman/Jymaster backing breakdown. Pretty sick. FWIW, and I don't know Moorman that well at all but I think he's getting pretty screwed over:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f10016/backing-controversy-jymaster11-warning-very-long-646766/

Cliffs:

-Jy is 80k MU

-Black Friday hits

-Moorman emails American horses- wants to give them notice that he can't guarantee backing for WSOP because of money tied up online. I believe he did this to give them opp to sell action for WSOP.

-Jy assumes this means he's been dropped and is free from walking away from deal as WSOP and 10k live events were included in original deal even tho other horses understood tone of email

-Jy finds new backers for WSOP (I think) and now believes that if he rejoins Moor that MU is nil

-They get pokerjamers to arb who says off the cuff "Sounds like MU should be nil" with Jy is now saying is the conclusion of the arb.

Would love to hear everyone's views on this

Just read it all now.

Few thoughts:

- Chris is wrong if he thinks Jymaster was ever his 'friend'. Pretty sure a friend would be more accomodating towards someone who's invested so much money into him.

- Is Lauren Kling any good? lols.

- Getting one person to arbitrate is silly.

- Moorman should employ a PA. 20k a year to do all his spreadsheets, organisation etc. Woulda stopped prior grims too.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on September 14, 2011, 05:05:49 PM
jamiearmstrong15: ok sorry was making some eggs

lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on September 14, 2011, 08:07:01 PM
IMO he he still in 80k mu with out a doubt


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: redarmi on September 14, 2011, 10:51:30 PM
What I really don't understand is why anyone else would be willing to back JY after he has behaved like this with a previous backer.  Must be some backers out there willing to take massive risks just to get a +EV player on board.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 14, 2011, 11:01:24 PM
What I really don't understand is why anyone else would be willing to back JY after he has behaved like this with a previous backer.  Must be some backers out there willing to take massive risks just to get a +EV player on board.

Can think of one or two other players with worst histories who are backed


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Rupert on September 15, 2011, 12:38:05 AM
how do you know they are sat out on party?

btw - dont get defensive - it was bad icm - and you didnt have enough chips to find out anything - you might have found out you just cost yourself $x

Not getting defensive but calling it awful is a bit harsh imo. You know what the play is like on party- they don't know their arses from their elbows.

Dude was snap folding every hand- it was pretty obv he was d/c even though it doesn't say "sit out"

ICM wise it was shitty but I just wanted to find out some info on my opponents. The guy sitting out pretty much cost me the win. He kept winning every showdown (unlike on stars where you hand just gets mucked, on party it's live) and by the time he bust he had 3 bigs.

ah - ok  - i was only casually watching and just saw he kept winning the showdowns  - didnt see the snap folding- yeah was pretty brutal for you

still didnt like the AQ  ;D

Was tricky. Was killing me. The money jump from 4th to 3rd was 500$ iirc. First got 5.3k and third got 2k. I really wanted to go ftw but realised that matey would blind down any sec (ended up being like 5 circuits of the button 4 handed!!!)

someone post the hand?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 15, 2011, 01:17:50 AM
how do you know they are sat out on party?

btw - dont get defensive - it was bad icm - and you didnt have enough chips to find out anything - you might have found out you just cost yourself $x

Not getting defensive but calling it awful is a bit harsh imo. You know what the play is like on party- they don't know their arses from their elbows.

Dude was snap folding every hand- it was pretty obv he was d/c even though it doesn't say "sit out"

ICM wise it was shitty but I just wanted to find out some info on my opponents. The guy sitting out pretty much cost me the win. He kept winning every showdown (unlike on stars where you hand just gets mucked, on party it's live) and by the time he bust he had 3 bigs.

ah - ok  - i was only casually watching and just saw he kept winning the showdowns  - didnt see the snap folding- yeah was pretty brutal for you

still didnt like the AQ  ;D

Was tricky. Was killing me. The money jump from 4th to 3rd was 500$ iirc. First got 5.3k and third got 2k. I really wanted to go ftw but realised that matey would blind down any sec (ended up being like 5 circuits of the button 4 handed!!!)

someone post the hand?

IIRC I had 45k. Button had 250k. SB 130k and BB 10k with like 200 behind (sitting out) I jammed. Blinds 5k/10k


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on September 15, 2011, 01:23:11 AM
how do you know they are sat out on party?

btw - dont get defensive - it was bad icm - and you didnt have enough chips to find out anything - you might have found out you just cost yourself $x

Not getting defensive but calling it awful is a bit harsh imo. You know what the play is like on party- they don't know their arses from their elbows.

Dude was snap folding every hand- it was pretty obv he was d/c even though it doesn't say "sit out"

ICM wise it was shitty but I just wanted to find out some info on my opponents. The guy sitting out pretty much cost me the win. He kept winning every showdown (unlike on stars where you hand just gets mucked, on party it's live) and by the time he bust he had 3 bigs.

ah - ok  - i was only casually watching and just saw he kept winning the showdowns  - didnt see the snap folding- yeah was pretty brutal for you

still didnt like the AQ  ;D

Was tricky. Was killing me. The money jump from 4th to 3rd was 500$ iirc. First got 5.3k and third got 2k. I really wanted to go ftw but realised that matey would blind down any sec (ended up being like 5 circuits of the button 4 handed!!!)

someone post the hand?

IIRC I had 45k. Button had 250k. SB 130k and BB 10k with like 200 behind (sitting out) I jammed. Blinds 5k/10k

yeah spot on - but for clarity - bb has his 10k in the bb and has 50 chips left


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 15, 2011, 02:12:17 AM
Been reading the Moorman/Jymaster backing breakdown. Pretty sick. FWIW, and I don't know Moorman that well at all but I think he's getting pretty screwed over:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f10016/backing-controversy-jymaster11-warning-very-long-646766/

Cliffs:

-Jy is 80k MU

-Black Friday hits

-Moorman emails American horses- wants to give them notice that he can't guarantee backing for WSOP because of money tied up online. I believe he did this to give them opp to sell action for WSOP.

-Jy assumes this means he's been dropped and is free from walking away from deal as WSOP and 10k live events were included in original deal even tho other horses understood tone of email

-Jy finds new backers for WSOP (I think) and now believes that if he rejoins Moor that MU is nil

-They get pokerjamers to arb who says off the cuff "Sounds like MU should be nil" with Jy is now saying is the conclusion of the arb.

Would love to hear everyone's views on this

They've now come to an agreement according to pokerjamers,


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Rupert on September 15, 2011, 03:20:10 AM
didn't put in the prizepool but assume at worst its 0.5/0.3/0.2 and more likely far shallower (making wider shoves better).

nash says jam 99+ Aqs+ AKo but is dependant on btn calling range of JJ+ AK and SB TT+ AJs AKo which seems hopeful at best.  note it doesn't account for future possible outcomes too but I don't think we can really go on a tear if we double up here.  So pretty big mistake by jamming, probs a QQ+ spot in reality but w/e is no way I wouldn't have jammed in game


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 15, 2011, 03:26:14 AM
didn't put in the prizepool but assume at worst its 0.5/0.3/0.2 and more likely far shallower (making wider shoves better).

nash says jam 99+ Aqs+ AKo but is dependant on btn calling range of JJ+ AK and SB TT+ AJs AKo which seems hopeful at best.  note it doesn't account for future possible outcomes too but I don't think we can really go on a tear if we double up here.  So pretty big mistake by jamming, probs a QQ+ spot in reality but w/e is no way I wouldn't have jammed in game

Yeh I knew it was probs a fold. I think I let frustration get the better of me. The bb had been sat out the entire final and I had blinded down from 100k to 40 waiting for him to bust! he won like 4 showdowns before this hand with a bowl.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: boldie on September 15, 2011, 08:24:09 AM
Been reading the Moorman/Jymaster backing breakdown. Pretty sick. FWIW, and I don't know Moorman that well at all but I think he's getting pretty screwed over:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f10016/backing-controversy-jymaster11-warning-very-long-646766/

Cliffs:

-Jy is 80k MU

-Black Friday hits

-Moorman emails American horses- wants to give them notice that he can't guarantee backing for WSOP because of money tied up online. I believe he did this to give them opp to sell action for WSOP.

-Jy assumes this means he's been dropped and is free from walking away from deal as WSOP and 10k live events were included in original deal even tho other horses understood tone of email

-Jy finds new backers for WSOP (I think) and now believes that if he rejoins Moor that MU is nil

-They get pokerjamers to arb who says off the cuff "Sounds like MU should be nil" with Jy is now saying is the conclusion of the arb.

Would love to hear everyone's views on this

Just read it all now.

Few thoughts:

- Chris is wrong if he thinks Jymaster was ever his 'friend'. Pretty sure a friend would be more accomodating towards someone who's invested so much money into him.

- Is Lauren Kling any good? lols.

- Getting one person to arbitrate is silly.

- Moorman should employ a PA. 20k a year to do all his spreadsheets, organisation etc. Woulda stopped prior grims too.

Staying in touch with someone might have helped as well.

Quote
Jordan Young
alright well I was gonna write you an e-mail but i guess I lost your email address

this really tilted me though.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 15, 2011, 10:54:42 PM
Shoulda posted it up a few days ago but happy belated birthday to my two eldest. Es and Kieran. Twins. both FOURTEEN. No wonder I'm going grey. The cake is a millie's cookie cake. HIGHLY recommend it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 15, 2011, 10:56:05 PM
Really wanna play English deepstack tomorrow. Was gonna buy in over the phone but can't as not used card before. Can't get up there till 7ish so looks like I'm snookered :/


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 15, 2011, 10:58:30 PM
Had a nice spin on SKY POKER. Had 1 pound in my account. Bored as I was I put the quid on two horses at Kempton that I liked the name of (one was fire fighter so put the bet on in honour of Ace's love for fireman Sam)

They both won. 24 quid. nice. So I decide to stick the 24 quid on 6 teams tonight. All win. 350 quid. TYVM. Decided whether to spin or cash out......


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Dewi_cool on September 15, 2011, 11:07:02 PM
cash out, family meal obv :)up


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on September 15, 2011, 11:07:42 PM
cash out, family meal obv :)up


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on September 15, 2011, 11:09:07 PM
cash out, £350 worth of those cookies :)up

fyp


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on September 15, 2011, 11:47:33 PM


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 15, 2011, 11:56:44 PM

Right and what do I do with the other 340 quid?



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on September 16, 2011, 12:02:40 AM

DTD monthly 300 for the family holiday!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Dewi_cool on September 16, 2011, 12:03:03 AM
cheapskate not cheesecake :kiss:


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 16, 2011, 12:06:32 AM
Haha you don't know my kids

KFC>>>>>>>>>>Pizza hut>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Proper family meal at restaurant.

Proud to be Chavs :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on September 16, 2011, 01:29:26 AM
Oh dear^.

And there was me thinking they looked so nice.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: EvilPie on September 16, 2011, 01:39:11 AM
Cash out the quid and freeroll a spin up with the other £349


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 17, 2011, 10:28:55 AM
Played the English deepstack yesterday. Got up to 60k pretty quickly and then it all went wrong. James Williams pwned my soul and I got a million playable hands and missed flops. My c bets were all being met with resistance and before I knew I was down to 20 bigs. Then got semi coolered when rejammed c/off with A10 against James's opening raise and he had jacks. Antes at that point were quite big so not much I could have done. Not looked forward to a comp that much for ages so was pretty tilting to bust it without really ever getting going.

May go dtd for 6 mox but don't think I'm in the mood to grind live.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: PizzicatoXev on September 18, 2011, 12:23:39 PM
Staying at home and shipping the $55 6max turbo for 5 bags wasn't a bad plan it has to be said :)

Would love to know what your 30bb effective reship range from 2.5x opens is :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on September 18, 2011, 01:14:00 PM
not happy got told by Eso Kral last night at dtd that i sounding like you ....i was avin a moan .........lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 18, 2011, 02:28:56 PM
As Xev as stated I won the 55 6 max turbo last night for just over 5k dollars on stars. Was a relief- my record on stars was mimicking the live tour- ie: min cash central.

Could have been a really sick night. Came 20th in the 162 on ongame with 15k up top and 10th in the party 215 for $800 with 12.5k up top. Lost a huge flip although in retrospect maybe should have flatted. I was 5/10. Blinds 3k/6k and there were 3 40k stacks. UTG opened for 12k at 3k/6k and I had AK in the big blind with 120 behind. Villian covered. Think there's a really strong case for flatting but I think I just let tiredness unfort get the best of me. It was 3am after a long session. He had Queens and I bricked.

Playing a decent session on stars, party and ongame. Regged for tons. May post key hands from the night here although I don't people accusing me of turning this into a bad beat thread so will let you guys decide!

Let's do a win!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 20, 2011, 01:14:13 AM
Could have been huge night online. Finalled 109 turbo with 13k up top. Was 1/9 but came 7th! AKss no good against 66. Then rejammed 23 bigs from big blind to active c/off open. He tank tank tank called off with A10! Didn't get there. Not sure if I should have laddered there or not. Was 4/7.

Also finalled 55 6 max turbo with 5k up top. 6th for 800 bucks when rejammed KJss from button open and bricked against TT. So 3k from a possible 18


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on September 20, 2011, 01:50:21 AM
Guy will be along shortly to chastise you.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on September 20, 2011, 10:51:09 AM
keep crushing gerogio


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 20, 2011, 04:42:47 PM
Think I'm on the Edinburgh coverage of UKIPT tonight. Hope they show one sick hand I was involved in :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on September 21, 2011, 09:46:43 AM
Think I'm on the Edinburgh coverage of UKIPT tonight. Hope they show one sick hand I was involved in :D
Thx for the slow roll, I stayed up all night and the only bit of chuckles i saw was in the end credits for next week with you saying "are you a nit?"  :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: istrabraq on September 21, 2011, 12:10:17 PM
You should use sky plus watch it any time lol . It's been great watching the tour hope it continues coverage next year


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on September 21, 2011, 05:37:45 PM
Next week tho. can't wait!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Foggy on September 22, 2011, 11:13:45 AM
Must get someone to come and look at my telly.You looked a lot slimmer on the last broadcast


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on September 28, 2011, 01:18:40 AM
Did anyone know George is on tv now ....NOW


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on September 28, 2011, 01:38:54 AM
Fluffed his bluff

"go George"


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on September 28, 2011, 01:42:37 AM
Great call mate  wp


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Mitch on September 28, 2011, 06:19:59 AM
What


A


NITROLL,


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on September 28, 2011, 10:12:58 PM
VBOL this week Chuckles hope you get a deep run and not only do a bink but finish top of the leader board m8!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on October 06, 2011, 03:47:07 AM
Variance

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-DUxRlbZfU


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on October 06, 2011, 09:30:12 AM
Only just caught up with the tele pokes last night. vwp.

It's true tho. you can't bluff a station..


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on November 14, 2011, 09:49:52 PM
Congrats for Blackpool mate, Tourney report?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on November 15, 2011, 08:31:01 AM
You didn't go deep anyway

Wpwpwp tho


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on November 20, 2011, 10:01:12 PM
Ace planking:



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on November 20, 2011, 10:19:57 PM
Congrats for Blackpool mate, Tourney report?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on November 20, 2011, 10:25:04 PM
Congrats for Blackpool mate, Tourney report?

I would but I never bloody finish them


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on November 20, 2011, 10:46:03 PM
Congrats for Blackpool mate, Tourney report?

I would but I never bloody finish them

Bit like me playing Tourneys, then.......


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MrsG2L on November 29, 2011, 08:07:59 PM
just need 1 more post, sorry to bother kthnxbye


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on November 29, 2011, 08:14:17 PM
just need 1 more post, sorry to bother kthnxbye

You could have chosen a more active Diary........


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on November 29, 2011, 08:15:57 PM
Lol. Think I should resign this to the archives


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on November 29, 2011, 08:21:40 PM
Lol. Think I should resign this to the archives

Get it re-started!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Wardy84 on November 29, 2011, 08:38:50 PM
Lol. Think I should resign this to the archives

Get it re-started!

100% agree get this re-started


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on November 29, 2011, 09:07:43 PM
Lol. Think I should resign this to the archives

Get it re-started!

100% agree get this re-started
if it gets dan the man posting you gotta re-start


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on November 30, 2011, 11:39:46 PM
OK gonna try and reboot this. don't care if it's entertaining or not. No promises re updates tho


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on December 01, 2011, 12:06:04 AM
Quiz was first class. Just as this is


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 01, 2011, 11:03:45 PM
I am reaching a blonde landmark. A 10,000 post. I will make that said post in this diary which will reflect on some poker goals I had some time ago. Times have changed and some of those goals have shifted and some have been met. Some may never be met.

The last year has been strange to say the least. I owe a lot to Jared and will be doing a full and frank review in the mental game of poker thread after this weekend.

Tomorrow Shelley is making her debut at the deepstack. I'd love to see us make day 2. Maybe fate has something in store for us. Or maybe I'll be mooching around waiting for her as usual. We shall see. We're then playing a 100 pound comp at our local gala. It has a trophy for the winner. A truly epic sturcture for gala. 10k chips and 20 min levels! With all the levels. Y'know- 50/100, 100/200, 200/400..... So quite a big weekend for us all in all.

I'm also travelling down with Shelley to Sky studios to be a guest analyst on Sky poker. Should be great fun as Tikay will be on too!

Special thanks to my mum for all the babysitting tokens. We're lucky to have a Gran who'll happily take all 4 kids in at a drop of a hat.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on December 01, 2011, 11:13:08 PM
how far is leicester from notts?

also do u lose chips when u late reg?
and whats starting stack


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 05, 2011, 05:53:38 PM
Sorry Ho. Just seen your message. Hope you enjoyed the comp. We're trying to persuade the casino to run it once a quarter. We shall see


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 05, 2011, 06:02:08 PM
So I'm going to Prague.

It's amazing how this shit happens. One minute there's 3500 of us and my chances of going are just lol.

Then with 100 odd left I'm pretty certain I'm gonna make it because of the conversation I'm going to have with Shelley.

I'd love to take her. Realistically though, with this much notice we just cannot arrange sitters.

So I'm working till Thurs lunchtime. Then driving down to Sky Studios with Shelley to appear as a guest analyst with Tikay. I'm chuffed it's with Sir Sky himself. I think we'll have some fun and hopefully I won't get found out.

Then drive home and up early. Fly from east mids- check in. Will probs catch up with Team Eureka and be an guest member for the weekend?

Then playing the ipops main Saturday at 4. They're dragging it out for two days and hopefully I'll be there for the final 6. Just to tell you what happened last night on the bubble.

There's 29 left and I have A9hh in the c/off with 22 bigs. I decide to jam (maybe bad). There's 2 stacks that cover so if they win I'm out and although disappointed I don't have to travel to Prague with no stack. The one player I do cover SNAPS. Sigh.

He has J9cc. Obv doesn't want to go to Prague short either. He flops his jack which leaves me with just 200k at 25/50k. Two players have somehow been knocked out and I have 200k at 25k/50k and am jetting across the world with 4 big blinds.

As it turns out, they're rolling the blinds back to 5k/10k. BOOOM!!! (Only had I known that I would have quite happily sat on my 75 big blinds!) Can't complain though. Could be a lot worse. And had my hand held up I would have had 1.7 million! C'est la vie. I never ever make things easy for myself. 90k up top would be nice though!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on December 05, 2011, 06:15:24 PM
how the hell do you get the time to do all this shit? please write a time management book + a convincing your missus to let you do stuff book


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Wardy84 on December 05, 2011, 06:28:59 PM
So I'm going to Prague.

It's amazing how this shit happens. One minute there's 3500 of us and my chances of going are just lol.

Then with 100 odd left I'm pretty certain I'm gonna make it because of the conversation I'm going to have with Shelley.

I'd love to take her. Realistically though, with this much notice we just cannot arrange sitters.

So I'm working till Thurs lunchtime. Then driving down to Sky Studios with Shelley to appear as a guest analyst with Tikay. I'm chuffed it's with Sir Sky himself. I think we'll have some fun and hopefully I won't get found out.


GL Mate

Thought you were playing the EPT when u sent me the message earlier!
Then drive home and up early. Fly from east mids- check in. Will probs catch up with Team Eureka and be an guest member for the weekend?

Then playing the ipops main Saturday at 4. They're dragging it out for two days and hopefully I'll be there for the final 6. Just to tell you what happened last night on the bubble.

There's 29 left and I have A9hh in the c/off with 22 bigs. I decide to jam (maybe bad). There's 2 stacks that cover so if they win I'm out and although disappointed I don't have to travel to Prague with no stack. The one player I do cover SNAPS. Sigh.

He has J9cc. Obv doesn't want to go to Prague short either. He flops his jack which leaves me with just 200k at 25/50k. Two players have somehow been knocked out and I have 200k at 25k/50k and am jetting across the world with 4 big blinds.

As it turns out, they're rolling the blinds back to 5k/10k. BOOOM!!! (Only had I known that I would have quite happily sat on my 75 big blinds!) Can't complain though. Could be a lot worse. And had my hand held up I would have had 1.7 million! C'est la vie. I never ever make things easy for myself. 90k up top would be nice though!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 05, 2011, 06:30:28 PM
how the hell do you get the time to do all this shit? please write a time management book + a convincing your missus to let you do stuff book

Typical daily routine:

7:00am (sharp): Up for work
5pmish: Finish work
5-7pm: Time with kids. Dinner
7pm onward: Grind
11pm-2am (dependant on grind): Sleep

Rinse/Repeat

Shelley is a saviour. Full time mum plus overtime but we both make time for family/poker and fun.

She also, ofc, gets all the profit. MBN


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on December 05, 2011, 06:37:49 PM
She also, ofc, gets all the profit. MBN


this would ordinarily be too easy for me to jump on.

Gl in prague mate, hope u do a win.

Now they've given you 20 bigs, feel free to not blow them to 4 instantly


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Rupert on December 05, 2011, 06:38:10 PM
Quote
She also, ofc, gets all the profit. MBN

dunno about that mate.  GL in Prague, see you here!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 05, 2011, 06:41:27 PM
Quote
She also, ofc, gets all the profit. MBN

dunno about that mate.  GL in Prague, see you here!!

all OUR profit ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 05, 2011, 06:41:57 PM
She also, ofc, gets all the profit. MBN


this would ordinarily be too easy for me to jump on.

Gl in prague mate, hope u do a win.

Now they've given you 20 bigs, feel free to not blow them to 4 instantly

Obv talking about the 9-5 cossy :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on December 05, 2011, 07:55:58 PM
Spare place for Prague going then?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 05, 2011, 08:09:15 PM
Spare place for Prague going then?

Yup u know anyone?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on December 05, 2011, 08:18:22 PM
Spare place for Prague going then?

Yup u know anyone?

what dates?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on December 05, 2011, 08:35:03 PM
Gl in Prague. Defo in a 3 horse race with Julian Thew and Nick Hicks


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on December 05, 2011, 08:40:42 PM
lol i can imagine girgy and bedi out on the lash


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 05, 2011, 08:42:21 PM
lol i can imagine girgy and bedi out on the lash

[ ] me too

In all seriousness I have no idea if it's a room for two. Contacted ipoker today to ask


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on December 05, 2011, 08:47:58 PM
lol i can imagine girgy and bedi out on the lash

i can imagine all my Christmas coming at once with all those eastern Europeans.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on December 05, 2011, 08:55:41 PM
lol i can imagine girgy and bedi out on the lash

i can imagine all my Christmas coming at once with all those eastern Europeans.

u going to find a czech wife?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on December 05, 2011, 09:35:44 PM
lol i can imagine girgy and bedi out on the lash

i can imagine all my Christmas coming at once with all those eastern Europeans.

u going to find a czech wife?

had my eye on a Thai bride when im 30.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 06, 2011, 03:41:08 AM
seems like my facebook and gmail accts have been hacked. I've regained access but am barred from fb for 24 hours as a security checks. My poker accts are all ok. How do these scumbags do it?!?!?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on December 06, 2011, 03:45:45 AM
Sorry if missed itt but what do you do for a job George ?

Nice bink with the blinds rolling back, win the lot.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mulhuzz on December 06, 2011, 03:58:24 AM
gl in prague sir.

re gmail - enable 2 step verification on your account instantly if you don't have it already.

usual rules apply:

have a strong password and change it regularly, never enter it anywhere except the https:// in your address bar
don't download/accept files from people you don't know and/or haven't confirmed it's them sending on skype/msn/etc
don't visit random sites on the interwebs. if you want information, e.g. about a news story, just go to the BBC (or your news vendor of choice) and read it there. Scammers will often write SEO loaded content about news stories and use it to dump viruses on your PC.
ofc often update your AV software (if you're connected to the internet, don't turn it off) and regularly scan your PC for malware. Try Malwarebytes (it's free and well respected).

If you're on that there facebook, I'd suggest liking Sophos' Naked Security Blog which often has excellent tips for staying safe online, e.g. http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2011/12/05/facebook-chat-worm-continues-spread/


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 06, 2011, 04:14:36 AM
Looked on gmail and last known activity. Got someone trying to access the account in Poland apparantly:

Poland (83.31.193.48)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 06, 2011, 04:42:23 AM
Just run a virus checker on my workstation. It's returning a shitload of roaming/advertising/tracing cookies. Is this normal? I know this sounds stupid but only thing I've accessed tonight is that stick man site. Hope it's not a clever rouse for a virus. Maybe I'm being para


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 09, 2011, 03:32:33 PM
So I'm in Prague! Got back from Sky Studio's last night at around 2.30am. I really had fun. Tikay was awesome, in fine form and a consummate pro. I really enjoyed every part of the show- talking about my history, analysing hands and answering emails. Got a job going teeks? :D

Prague looks like a beautiful city. Not sure how much I'll see of it. Had lunch with Keys, Keith, Alex and a guy I know from another forum called Steve who's qualified for iPOPs live. I actually have 10 bigs for tomorrow not 20. Still am hopeful of a spin up to get me back into the game. If I can get one double up I'm confident I can get a deep run.

Not sure what to do tonight. Think I'm gonna check out the ipoker welcome party at 8 and take it from there....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Kev B on December 09, 2011, 03:38:22 PM
Best of luck George, bink the fecker.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on December 09, 2011, 03:40:43 PM
So I'm in Prague! Got back from Sky Studio's last night at around 2.30am. I really had fun. Tikay was awesome, in fine form and a consummate pro. I really enjoyed every part of the show- talking about my history, analysing hands and answering emails. Got a job going teeks? :D

Prague looks like a beautiful city. Not sure how much I'll see of it. Had lunch with Keys, Keith, Alex and a guy I know from another forum called Steve who's qualified for iPOPs live. I actually have 10 bigs for tomorrow not 20. Still am hopeful of a spin up to get me back into the game. If I can get one double up I'm confident I can get a deep run.

Not sure what to do tonight. Think I'm gonna check out the ipoker welcome party at 8 and take it from there....

sorry for coming into the discussion late here Georgey Porgey - you start with 10 bigs? Did you win some sort of late-reg seat or is it just a donkfest?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Marky147 on December 09, 2011, 03:42:16 PM
Best of luck George, bink the fecker.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 09, 2011, 03:43:49 PM
So I'm in Prague! Got back from Sky Studio's last night at around 2.30am. I really had fun. Tikay was awesome, in fine form and a consummate pro. I really enjoyed every part of the show- talking about my history, analysing hands and answering emails. Got a job going teeks? :D

Prague looks like a beautiful city. Not sure how much I'll see of it. Had lunch with Keys, Keith, Alex and a guy I know from another forum called Steve who's qualified for iPOPs live. I actually have 10 bigs for tomorrow not 20. Still am hopeful of a spin up to get me back into the game. If I can get one double up I'm confident I can get a deep run.

Not sure what to do tonight. Think I'm gonna check out the ipoker welcome party at 8 and take it from there....

sorry for coming into the discussion late here Georgey Porgey - you start with 10 bigs? Did you win some sort of late-reg seat or is it just a donkfest?

it's the ipops 500k online event from Sunday Barry. They've flown the final 27 out to Prague to play it out. I originally had 4 bigs but they've rolled back the levels. I thought it was to 5k/10k but it's actually to 10k/20k. I am 27/27 with 205k


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on December 09, 2011, 03:45:41 PM
So I'm in Prague! Got back from Sky Studio's last night at around 2.30am. I really had fun. Tikay was awesome, in fine form and a consummate pro. I really enjoyed every part of the show- talking about my history, analysing hands and answering emails. Got a job going teeks? :D

Prague looks like a beautiful city. Not sure how much I'll see of it. Had lunch with Keys, Keith, Alex and a guy I know from another forum called Steve who's qualified for iPOPs live. I actually have 10 bigs for tomorrow not 20. Still am hopeful of a spin up to get me back into the game. If I can get one double up I'm confident I can get a deep run.

Not sure what to do tonight. Think I'm gonna check out the ipoker welcome party at 8 and take it from there....

sorry for coming into the discussion late here Georgey Porgey - you start with 10 bigs? Did you win some sort of late-reg seat or is it just a donkfest?

it's the ipops 500k online event from Sunday Barry. They've flown the final 27 out to Prague to play it out. I originally had 4 bigs but they've rolled back the levels. I thought it was to 5k/10k but it's actually to 10k/20k. I am 27/27 with 205k

Oh right, thats sweet. You've min cashed already I take it?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: jakally on December 09, 2011, 03:45:49 PM
Best of luck George, bink the fecker.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 09, 2011, 03:49:16 PM
So I'm in Prague! Got back from Sky Studio's last night at around 2.30am. I really had fun. Tikay was awesome, in fine form and a consummate pro. I really enjoyed every part of the show- talking about my history, analysing hands and answering emails. Got a job going teeks? :D

Prague looks like a beautiful city. Not sure how much I'll see of it. Had lunch with Keys, Keith, Alex and a guy I know from another forum called Steve who's qualified for iPOPs live. I actually have 10 bigs for tomorrow not 20. Still am hopeful of a spin up to get me back into the game. If I can get one double up I'm confident I can get a deep run.

Not sure what to do tonight. Think I'm gonna check out the ipoker welcome party at 8 and take it from there....

sorry for coming into the discussion late here Georgey Porgey - you start with 10 bigs? Did you win some sort of late-reg seat or is it just a donkfest?

it's the ipops 500k online event from Sunday Barry. They've flown the final 27 out to Prague to play it out. I originally had 4 bigs but they've rolled back the levels. I thought it was to 5k/10k but it's actually to 10k/20k. I am 27/27 with 205k

Oh right, thats sweet. You've min cashed already I take it?

Well obv. I at least min cash everything. 3300 runners so locked up 1900. 90k ftw


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on December 09, 2011, 03:51:08 PM
Best of luck George, bink the fecker.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on December 09, 2011, 03:51:45 PM
Win


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on December 09, 2011, 04:24:00 PM
Win


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: boldie on December 09, 2011, 04:25:59 PM


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on December 09, 2011, 04:32:24 PM
Good luck Geo!

As an aside - & you know this is not a dig - but do you think it's right & proper to roll back the Blinds without prior notice?

Had you KNOWN they would roll them back, would you have played differently near the Bubble?

Thank you for last night, btw, I was as proud as punch to have you sat there, especially that you snap understood "message".

People can mock me all day & night, I care, tell me to gtfo, wp wp, but staying on message when someone limp folds from a 7BB stack is quite a neat trick.

And then, out of nowhere, whilst you are grappling with the range of acceptable adjectives - umm, creative call, Sir - who should be in the next hand but "Railtard11". Who we can commentate on with our eyes closed, because we can foretell EXACTLY what he will do. No challenge in commentating on that!

So good to see you & Shelley last night, another of my little boxes have been ticked.

>3. I think.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: the sicilian on December 09, 2011, 04:36:13 PM
So I'm in Prague! Got back from Sky Studio's last night at around 2.30am. I really had fun. Tikay was awesome, in fine form and a consummate pro. I really enjoyed every part of the show- talking about my history, analysing hands and answering emails. Got a job going teeks? :D

Prague looks like a beautiful city. Not sure how much I'll see of it. Had lunch with Keys, Keith, Alex and a guy I know from another forum called Steve who's qualified for iPOPs live. I actually have 10 bigs for tomorrow not 20. Still am hopeful of a spin up to get me back into the game. If I can get one double up I'm confident I can get a deep run.

Not sure what to do tonight. Think I'm gonna check out the ipoker welcome party at 8 and take it from there....

Darlings off the square..don't take wife.. ask for Anna..choose 4th one down from the top on the menu  ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on December 09, 2011, 04:38:26 PM
' "Railtard11". Who we can commentate on with our eyes closed, because we can foretell EXACTLY what he will do. No challenge in commentating on that'

If you mean in one specific hand maybe, but generally marc might be one of the worst examples for predictability!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 09, 2011, 04:41:28 PM
So I'm lying naked on my bed (maybe tmi but there's a point to it) and the door knocks. No one knows I'm here so I'm worried it's room service and someone's gonna walk in on me! Totally irrational as I've just bloody checked in!!!

I run for the door and as I do I smack my knee against the door frame. My leg has a huge chunk taken out of it and it won't stop bleeding.....

No idea why I am posting this on here other than maybe I'm delirious. Maybe I should ring room service for a plaster or something


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on December 09, 2011, 04:41:31 PM
' "Railtard11". Who we can commentate on with our eyes closed, because we can foretell EXACTLY what he will do. No challenge in commentating on that'

If you mean in one specific hand maybe, but generally marc might be one of the worst examples for predictability!

Within the constraints of a 15BB stack, he's pretty predictable, when we can see his hand face up! Marc my words, I'm wright.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on December 09, 2011, 04:44:08 PM
Wp


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 09, 2011, 04:46:31 PM
Good luck Geo!

As an aside - & you know this is not a dig - but do you think it's right & proper to roll back the Blinds without prior notice?

Had you KNOWN they would roll them back, would you have played differently near the Bubble?

Thank you for last night, btw, I was as proud as punch to have you sat there, especially that you snap understood "message".

People can mock me all day & night, I care, tell me to gtfo, wp wp, but staying on message when someone limp folds from a 7BB stack is quite a neat trick.

And then, out of nowhere, whilst you are grappling with the range of acceptable adjectives - umm, creative call, Sir - who should be in the next hand but "Railtard11". Who we can commentate on with our eyes closed, because we can foretell EXACTLY what he will do. No challenge in commentating on that!

So good to see you & Shelley last night, another of my little boxes have been ticked.

>3. I think.

No I don't think it's right and it would have played out differently but at the same time I'm benefitting from it so I'm focussing on the positive.

I can't tell you how much I enjoyed it Tikay. i think ironically I got Marc's turn action wrong but sometimes in the heat of the moment it's tough to commentate on the hand correctly! I think on the whole I did well though and Shelley loved watching it from the gallery too. Think she enjoyed it moreso than watching it from a "green" room. Think it helped having your good self and Anna on there. Really helped me relax.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 09, 2011, 04:48:06 PM
So I'm in Prague! Got back from Sky Studio's last night at around 2.30am. I really had fun. Tikay was awesome, in fine form and a consummate pro. I really enjoyed every part of the show- talking about my history, analysing hands and answering emails. Got a job going teeks? :D

Prague looks like a beautiful city. Not sure how much I'll see of it. Had lunch with Keys, Keith, Alex and a guy I know from another forum called Steve who's qualified for iPOPs live. I actually have 10 bigs for tomorrow not 20. Still am hopeful of a spin up to get me back into the game. If I can get one double up I'm confident I can get a deep run.

Not sure what to do tonight. Think I'm gonna check out the ipoker welcome party at 8 and take it from there....

Darlings off the square..don't take wife.. ask for Anna..choose 4th one down from the top on the menu  ;)

Thx however I shall politely decline and probably do something much more fun like look at two cards all night whilst chucking small discs over a line.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on December 09, 2011, 04:51:14 PM
Good luck Geo!

As an aside - & you know this is not a dig - but do you think it's right & proper to roll back the Blinds without prior notice?

Had you KNOWN they would roll them back, would you have played differently near the Bubble?

Thank you for last night, btw, I was as proud as punch to have you sat there, especially that you snap understood "message".

People can mock me all day & night, I care, tell me to gtfo, wp wp, but staying on message when someone limp folds from a 7BB stack is quite a neat trick.

And then, out of nowhere, whilst you are grappling with the range of acceptable adjectives - umm, creative call, Sir - who should be in the next hand but "Railtard11". Who we can commentate on with our eyes closed, because we can foretell EXACTLY what he will do. No challenge in commentating on that!

So good to see you & Shelley last night, another of my little boxes have been ticked.

>3. I think.

No I don't think it's right and it would have played out differently but at the same time I'm benefitting from it so I'm focussing on the positive.I can't tell you how much I enjoyed it Tikay. i think ironically I got Marc's turn action wrong but sometimes in the heat of the moment it's tough to commentate on the hand correctly! I think on the whole I did well though and Shelley loved watching it from the gallery too. Think she enjoyed it moreso than watching it from a "green" room. Think it helped having your good self and Anna on there. Really helped me relax.

You have changed so much for the better since reading that book.

<3>


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on December 09, 2011, 04:57:23 PM
So I'm lying naked on my bed (maybe tmi but there's a point to it) and the door knocks. No one knows I'm here so I'm worried it's room service and someone's gonna walk in on me! Totally irrational as I've just bloody checked in!!!

I run for the door and as I do I smack my knee against the door frame. My leg has a huge chunk taken out of it and it won't stop bleeding.....

No idea why I am posting this on here other than maybe I'm delirious. Maybe I should ring room service for a plaster or something
More to the point ..... Who was at the door. This could be the next acid mouse  adventure. Please finish the story:)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 09, 2011, 04:59:18 PM
Oh yeh forgot that part.

It was some bloke who ended up sliding an ipops schedule through the door which I already had.



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on December 09, 2011, 05:04:35 PM
Oh yeh forgot that part.

It was some bloke who ended up sliding an ipops schedule through the door which I already had.


Meh. No video or secret message then. Gl and win the comP. there's a top story


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on December 09, 2011, 06:14:04 PM
please win 


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on December 09, 2011, 07:54:02 PM
Then buy plasters


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mulhuzz on December 09, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
10 bigs turns into almost 100bigs in just three short flip wins. gogogogogogogo!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 10, 2011, 02:41:31 PM
starting in 20 mins. Will be tweeting updates. hopefully there will be more than 1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: zerofive on December 10, 2011, 02:43:42 PM
starting in 20 mins. Will be tweeting updates. hopefully there will be more than 1

Fingers crossed papa smurf. Get therrrrre. :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on December 12, 2011, 09:07:23 AM

How did it go, TV Star?



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: taximan007 on December 12, 2011, 08:12:12 PM

How did it go, TV Star?



Got to be a Caption Comp there somewhere!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on December 12, 2011, 09:57:21 PM

How did it go, TV Star?


George meets Roy Walker!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on December 12, 2011, 09:58:44 PM

How did it go, TV Star?


George meets Roy Walker!!
lol.... say what you see..... whats mr chips doing now


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 12, 2011, 10:00:08 PM
Came 25th tony. Rejammed 400k from sb after c/off min raised at 15k/30k.

Managed to negotiate an hour's play. Prague was fun however so can't complain


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on December 12, 2011, 10:04:14 PM
Came 25th tony. Rejammed 400k from sb after c/off min raised at 15k/30k.

Managed to negotiate an hour's play. Prague was fun however so can't complain

Glad you enjoyed it. There's more to poker than winning - thank the Lord.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 14, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
I want hair like Benny Spindler. Shelley reckons it'll never happen. I may just give it a go to prove her wrong!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 14, 2011, 10:02:41 PM
Love this time of year. Kids are excited with Christmas coming up and I love the day. Although just thinking about the ungodly hour Shelley and I have to get up at makes me tired!

Only problem is that the kids seem to bring home all sorts. Rio is off school with a really bad cold/fever. Fingers crossed we somehow contain it but it's inevitable it'll do the rounds.

Playing the MC Sat and the Sunday 10 mill. Could be a huge weekend.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on December 14, 2011, 10:03:16 PM
I want hair like Benny Spindler. Shelley reckons it'll never happen. I may just give it a go to prove her wrong!
ive got more chance than you.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Geo the Sarge on December 14, 2011, 10:14:26 PM
Love this time of year. Kids are excited with Christmas coming up and I love the day. Although just thinking about the ungodly hour Shelley and I have to get up at makes me tired!

Only problem is that the kids seem to bring home all sorts. Rio is off school with a really bad cold/fever. Fingers crossed we somehow contain it but it's inevitable it'll do the rounds.

Playing the MC Sat and the Sunday 10 mill. Could be a huge weekend.

You seen this yet George? Done a couple for the grandkids and they loved them

http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home

btw it took a wee while for the emails to come through but once you complete each one you get to play it without purchasing. You can bookmark each one and then play them to the kids once all completed.

Geo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mulhuzz on December 14, 2011, 11:03:02 PM
Love this time of year. Kids are excited with Christmas coming up and I love the day. Although just thinking about the ungodly hour Shelley and I have to get up at makes me tired!

Only problem is that the kids seem to bring home all sorts. Rio is off school with a really bad cold/fever. Fingers crossed we somehow contain it but it's inevitable it'll do the rounds.

Playing the MC Sat and the Sunday 10 mill. Could be a huge weekend.

You seen this yet George? Done a couple for the grandkids and they loved them

http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home

btw it took a wee while for the emails to come through but once you complete each one you get to play it without purchasing. You can bookmark each one and then play them to the kids once all completed.

Geo

that looks really good. gonna use it for my little cousin.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 14, 2011, 11:08:24 PM
Yes Geo- we've done it. It's pretty awesome. Ace wanted to watch his film about 12 times in a row. Trying to get a pic up of them watching the vid but the 75kb image max is tilting me


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mulhuzz on December 14, 2011, 11:19:18 PM
Yes Geo- we've done it. It's pretty awesome. Ace wanted to watch his film about 12 times in a row. Trying to get a pic up of them watching the vid but the 75kb image max is tilting me

post it on imgur.com and link obv


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on December 16, 2011, 12:59:21 AM
Pretty tilt atm. I don't whinge as much as I did but occasionally the game does get the better of me. i know it'll turn. I am losing flips for fun but saving up those flip tokens for the MC and the Sunday 10 million

#Bigbigweekend


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on December 20, 2011, 12:44:26 PM
Spamaments.....

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=56142.msg1476495#msg1476495


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 02, 2012, 09:26:45 PM
Quick catch up.

Poker- Meh not going great. Playing well just on a downswing where nothing is going right. That's MTT's for you. Some of it is overspilling in the heat of the moment but on the whole it's not effecting my game/outlook. As long as I feel like I'm playing well than that's all that counts. Will document some goals for 2012 with some poker in mind.

Family- All good. We had a great Christmas. Kids had a great time. My mum and brother came over for the meal. Shelley did a superb job with Xmas dinner. Nom. Unfortunately my Dad was in India due to my grandfather's passing earlier in the month. Not so long ago I had 3 grandparents and now I have none. It's a very strange feeling. Personally I hate reminders of out own mortality. Morbid thoughts and all that anyway..... back to Christmas! We went to my cousin's in the evening with all manor of family there. We had a great time with the kids. Will post up some pics if I can below. Always seem to breach the filesize :/

2012. I have a number of goals for 2012- probably similar to those on these boards. I shall list mine as follows:

Poker:

1) Enjoy the game!

2)Grind more. I'm not going to set myself some unrealistic or sick target primarily due to family and work but I am going to try and up the volume I put in online. I'm quite lazy and unprepared when it comes to the grind and sometimes will just switch on the lappie at 10.30pm cos I can't sleep or just for something to do. Obv this is not going to lead to optimal poker or in fact optimal sleep pattern. I'm going to plan a month in advance around shifts at work and put in a solid schedule when I do play. I will try to stick to it as much as possible but again I want to enjoy what I'm doing and not be playing it for the sake of playing. Think this will lead to better decisions and play overall

I'd also like to skype people during sessions. I know the best grinders do. I'm not up there with the best but wouldn't mind talking more during sessions rather than trying to keep half an eye on facebook so any grinders out there wanting to do this let me know!

3)Stop playing midweek in shit holes. Not to offend anyone but I do play local donkaments in Leicester. This is mainly due to boredom and to be social with the likes of AutobetKev (Kev Smith) and leethefish (Lee Williamson). I don't think this actually does me any good. We're not actually socialising as we just chat on breaks and usually it's to berate the play we're seeing. Well George and co, what do you expect? It's a tenner midweek rebuy?!? This has a knock on effect as when I do play live I can sometimes feel negative about live poker and just not focus as much because midweek live little boring comps have drained me. I want to try and cut these out completely and only play live comps worth playing however sometimes I just need to get out and stretch my legs. If this is the case I want to try and make it to DTD instead. Better structure, great club, Team Eureka are there for the banter plus crispy chicken salad!!!

4)Aim for a 50k online/live cash-  Would love to add a fat flag to my hendom mob. Failing that finalling a UKIPT or a Sunday Major would be nice!

5) Play the Main Event. Don't care too much about Vegas. When I do Vegas again want to take Shelley so am just targeting playing the main. Somehow I will get there! Once I'm there I'll switch this goal to winning it :D

Life:

1)Eat better/Exercise more: The poker player's mantra! Once upon a time I used to actually get off my arse more than once a week and play footie. I actually played Sat and Sun football as well as training once a week. I wasn't the best player in the world but I had an engine like Giggsy. Up and down the wing with industry and speed (no first touch though). I loved it. I wouldn't mind seeing out my 30's by perhaps rejoining a Sat or Sun team but small baby steps first I need to exercise and diet that's wise and a bit of....... anyway.
time

For me, and I know I'm a fat bastard, this is not about losing weight but more to do with being healthier. I want to be able to enjoy my family for a very long time and that isn't going to happen if I continue to live the lifestyle I do. Two key step changes- no more coke or fizzy drinks, no more takeaways apart from once a week. Go walking initially twice a week. I plan on getting a bike at some point and going cycling with the kids. Also eat at sensible times and don't snack! Too often I'll eat past 10, 11, midnight. A sneaky bag of crisps or a pizza from the local takeaway. Even at work I'll drink pop instead of water and visit the snack machine for brekkie. All this crap has to stop. I've said it before, many times but I'm more determined than ever!

2) Go on holiday abroad somewhere with the family: We always manage to get away as a family but most holidays are on these shores. Probably for a number of reasons but mainly cos me and Shelley are probs a bit ignorent and like the safety of the English language. Shelley isn't the best flyer either, bless her but she's getting better. I know the kids would love to go on a flight somewhere aborad would be ideal. I'm thinking Portugal maybe but we shall see!

3)Make more of an effort to see my mum/family: One of life's mysteries. Just like I've suddenly waited for Jan to improve my life with these goals, it always takes an occasion like Xmas to see the family. My mum lives 2 mins drive down the road. How often do I see her? Not often enough. And when I do see her it's for babysitting duties for which she is ALWAYS happy to help. Bad son. Must do better. Same for my brother. We used to be pretty tight but nowadays we hardly see each other.

4) Do more non poker related stuff! Linked to the rest. I used to play pool, footie, go clubbing, socialise, go for meals. All the things a normal person would do. Now by force of habit any spare time is spent looking at two cards often in frustration and boredom. Well no more I tell you! (well sometimes I spose) but mainly no more!!!

5) BLOG moooooooooooooooooooar. I would like you to join me on this journey

So there it is. Let's see how long this new regime lasts and how it effects my poker and happiness levels. Sorry for the tl;dr

Until the next time.... (probably mid Feb)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 02, 2012, 09:38:05 PM
up for skyping. grinding alone can get boring so when thigh and stato aren't grinding id be up for a skype.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 02, 2012, 09:44:09 PM
Pic 1: left to right:

Rio, Kieran, Ace, Jazzy (my cousin's son), Esme, Jay (my cousin), Jiya (his sister

Pic 2: Simon says. Got them to do a kind of aeroplane. Credit Shelley for the great pic


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 02, 2012, 09:54:55 PM
^awesome!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 02, 2012, 10:18:44 PM
I go through phases of watching abso crap on tv/youtube. About a year ago I watch 150 episodes+ of cell block H. Classic! Then I got bored.

Currently I can't get enough of this woman. I sky plus it everyday. May have to add her to Amatay's thread:



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on January 02, 2012, 10:54:26 PM
George

In terms of foreign travel, much of the Spanish coast line is like little England nowadays, so its like travel for the cautious. Portugal is a  good family holiday destination too.

I cant encourage you enough to go abroad, and if not for you then certainly your kids. I was so lucky to have parents who were keen to see as much as they could and I am always thankful for that


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 02, 2012, 10:56:45 PM
George

In terms of foreign travel, much of the Spanish coast line is like little England nowadays, so its like travel for the cautious. Portugal is a  good family holiday destination too.

I cant encourage you enough to go abroad, and if not for you then certainly your kids. I was so lucky to have parents who were keen to see as much as they could and I am always thankful for that

Cheers guy. I'm sure closer to the time I'll be asking blonde for some travel tips!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Ant040689 on January 03, 2012, 01:14:47 AM
wish you the best of luck on your journey this year.

i will be seeing more of you on the pokerstars tables i would assume as well, one more fish for you to pwn.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on January 03, 2012, 08:06:46 AM

Morning Geo.

Loved the photos!

As to your NYR's, I especially liked this.....

4) Do more non poker related stuff! Linked to the rest. I used to play pool, footie, go clubbing, socialise, go for meals. All the things a normal person would do. Now by force of habit any spare time is spent looking at two cards often in frustration and boredom.

Nothing will improve your life balance, & in fact your poker, more than that, breaking that addiction is crucial.

Had some wonderful times with you (& Shelley, was GREAT to see her in the TV Gallery!!) in '11, fingers crossed for more of the same in '12.

x


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on January 03, 2012, 12:19:47 PM


Do more non poker related stuff! Linked to the rest. I used to play pool, footie, go clubbing, socialise, go for meals. All the things a normal person would do. Now by force of habit any spare time is spent looking at two cards often in frustration and boredom.

Agree with you 100 %  ...too much poker can take you away from reality and make your game stale especially if you are "turning your laptop on at 10.30pm because you cant sleep " or "playing in tenner midweek rebuys" (what that all about ?   :)  )

Ive found that with better planning / time management (ie playing in mainly bigger buy in tournaments)you can make time for everything and everybody .

Hope you reap the rewards in 2012   :)



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 03, 2012, 12:39:55 PM
Playing the £10er midweek rebuys is fine imo cos its sociable, a laugh and it's not like yr grinding them out are you.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 03, 2012, 12:41:01 PM
Playing the £10er midweek rebuys is fine imo cos its sociable, a laugh and it's not like yr grinding them out are you.

It's fine if I'm actually enjoying them but I'm not


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 03, 2012, 12:41:34 PM
Playing the £10er midweek rebuys is fine imo cos its sociable, a laugh and it's not like yr grinding them out are you.

It's fine if I'm actually enjoying them but I'm not

then obv dont play lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 03, 2012, 12:44:33 PM
That's the plan!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on January 03, 2012, 12:54:46 PM
That's the plan!
Fancy gala tonight mate?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 03, 2012, 12:58:21 PM
That's the plan!
Fancy gala tonight mate?

If Ur going. No


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Woodsey on January 03, 2012, 12:58:43 PM
That's the plan!
Fancy gala tonight mate?

Get yer arse to the gym fatty  8)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 03, 2012, 01:04:59 PM

Where's the pic of u and me in Vegas slim?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on January 03, 2012, 01:06:42 PM
That's the plan!

Thats the Spirit   :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Woodsey on January 03, 2012, 01:27:38 PM

Where's the pic of u and me in Vegas slim?

Didn't happen sorry, I just forgot tbh  ;djinn;


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 03, 2012, 10:37:40 PM
So I'm eating healthier. I woudn't call it dieting but so fat a decent start. Had no crisps or choc for 3 days and have drank a lot more water.

I am having once glass of coke in the evening. I know I shouldn't do this but I am addicted to the stuff and it's probably wise to do this rather than just going cold turkey. I have drank easily 1-2 litres a DAY so am pretty happy with this come down. I have two litres left in the house. Once that's gone I'm done. I'm also going to treat myself to one takeaway a week at the weekend.

Yet to weigh myself but probs will do just to keep track of whether this healthier lifestyle is having a positive effect on my waistline. yet to do any exercise due to the weather.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: RED-DOG on January 03, 2012, 11:27:18 PM
So I'm eating healthier. I woudn't call it dieting but so fat a decent start. Had no crisps or choc for 3 days and have drank a lot more water.

I am having once glass of coke in the evening. I know I shouldn't do this but I am addicted to the stuff and it's probably wise to do this rather than just going cold turkey. I have drank easily 1-2 litres a DAY so am pretty happy with this come down. I have two litres left in the house. Once that's gone I'm done. I'm also going to treat myself to one takeaway a week at the weekend.

Yet to weigh myself but probs will do just to keep track of whether this healthier lifestyle is having a positive effect on my waistline. yet to do any exercise due to the weather.

No roof on your gym?  ;D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 03, 2012, 11:49:30 PM
So I'm eating healthier. I woudn't call it dieting but so fat a decent start. Had no crisps or choc for 3 days and have drank a lot more water.

I am having once glass of coke in the evening. I know I shouldn't do this but I am addicted to the stuff and it's probably wise to do this rather than just going cold turkey. I have drank easily 1-2 litres a DAY so am pretty happy with this come down. I have two litres left in the house. Once that's gone I'm done. I'm also going to treat myself to one takeaway a week at the weekend.

Yet to weigh myself but probs will do just to keep track of whether this healthier lifestyle is having a positive effect on my waistline. yet to do any exercise due to the weather.

No roof on your gym?  ;D

Not joining a gym. It's just like a tax on my bank account.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: RED-DOG on January 04, 2012, 12:11:25 AM
So I'm eating healthier. I woudn't call it dieting but so fat a decent start. Had no crisps or choc for 3 days and have drank a lot more water.

I am having once glass of coke in the evening. I know I shouldn't do this but I am addicted to the stuff and it's probably wise to do this rather than just going cold turkey. I have drank easily 1-2 litres a DAY so am pretty happy with this come down. I have two litres left in the house. Once that's gone I'm done. I'm also going to treat myself to one takeaway a week at the weekend.

Yet to weigh myself but probs will do just to keep track of whether this healthier lifestyle is having a positive effect on my waistline. yet to do any exercise due to the weather.

No roof on your gym?  ;D

Not joining a gym. It's just like a tax on my bank account.

A fellow nit. How refreshing.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 04, 2012, 12:43:12 AM
So I'm eating healthier. I woudn't call it dieting but so fat a decent start.

Bit harsh on yourself eh? Well I suppose it's the best way to improve...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Boba Fett on January 04, 2012, 07:29:31 AM
I go through phases of watching abso crap on tv/youtube. About a year ago I watch 150 episodes+ of cell block H. Classic! Then I got bored.

Currently I can't get enough of this woman. I sky plus it everyday. May have to add her to Amatay's thread:


Sigh, since you posted about this on facebook Ive been slowly making my way through them too.  Been almost a year now and Im on Ep 191 lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on January 04, 2012, 02:43:49 PM
I started Monday and the wife made a quiche with salad which I ate some for lunch and the rest for tea. Found a "purple one" choccy bar in the car and as it had for pieces to save fighting the 3 boys got a piece and I ate the 4th bit. Got called out of retirement to play pool last night so that's like a bit of exercise right there but could not resist the snap they put on. Homemade sausage rolls with Lincolnshire sausage meat. I had 2 and 3 pints of bitter shandy for appearance money. [X] was defo to drunk to drive.

Just a side note on pool it's all world rules now and only really had one season of playing em. I break off and clear the table and the captain reckons I should not have gone for it because I had a couple of balls tied up. I was sure that world rules were designed to make the game more open and less tip tap snookering.

Yesterday I had jacket potato and salad for late lunch and supper but did have some very nice cheese on them which is left over from a Xmas present. Should I freeze the rest of the cheese because the only time I have ever defrosted cheese it was awfull/off?

You may notice I don't eat breakfast and often am up at 6pm and don't eat till lunch. Is the breakfast good for getting the metabolism going thing a myth.

wrong thread??


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on January 04, 2012, 05:27:44 PM
I started Monday and the wife made a quiche with salad which I ate some for lunch and the rest for tea. Found a "purple one" choccy bar in the car and as it had for pieces to save fighting the 3 boys got a piece and I ate the 4th bit. Got called out of retirement to play pool last night so that's like a bit of exercise right there but could not resist the snap they put on. Homemade sausage rolls with Lincolnshire sausage meat. I had 2 and 3 pints of bitter shandy for appearance money. [X] was defo to drunk to drive.

Just a side note on pool it's all world rules now and only really had one season of playing em. I break off and clear the table and the captain reckons I should not have gone for it because I had a couple of balls tied up. I was sure that world rules were designed to make the game more open and less tip tap snookering.

Yesterday I had jacket potato and salad for late lunch and supper but did have some very nice cheese on them which is left over from a Xmas present. Should I freeze the rest of the cheese because the only time I have ever defrosted cheese it was awfull/off?

You may notice I don't eat breakfast and often am up at 6pm and don't eat till lunch. Is the breakfast good for getting the metabolism going thing a myth.

wrong thread??
err yes, hate being a technophobe


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 07, 2012, 05:04:35 AM
Bust deepstack 4 mins end of play. Was on table of death after being on probably the softest table in the place. Keith Johnson, James Keys, Andy Hulme, Nick hicks plus others who were tough.

Have to say tho, haven't enjoyed poker like that for a long time despite running tez in two crucial pots.

Back for more punishment tomorrow


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: taximan007 on January 07, 2012, 05:39:50 AM
Bust deepstack 4 mins end of play. Was on table of death after being on probably the softest table in the place. Keith Johnson, James Keys, Andy Hulme, Nick hicks plus others who were tough.

Have to say tho, haven't enjoyed poker like that for a long time despite running tez in two crucial pots.

Back for more punishment tomorrow


Good luck


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on January 07, 2012, 06:24:46 AM
Bust deepstack 4 mins end of play. Was on table of death after being on probably the softest table in the place. Keith Johnson, James Keys, Andy Hulme, Nick hicks plus others who were tough.

Have to say tho, haven't enjoyed poker like that for a long time despite running tez in two crucial pots.

Back for more punishment tomorrow

which pots did you run tez in?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 07, 2012, 02:49:42 PM
Bust deepstack 4 mins end of play. Was on table of death after being on probably the softest table in the place. Keith Johnson, James Keys, Andy Hulme, Nick hicks plus others who were tough.

Have to say tho, haven't enjoyed poker like that for a long time despite running tez in two crucial pots.

Back for more punishment tomorrow

which pots did you run tez in?

Well not tez as such just lost two crucial 100k pots

j7hh vs TT on T827hh board

A5 vs K6ss on A245ss board


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 08, 2012, 01:00:46 AM
Well looks like I have upset someone. Not sure how but there you go.

Overnight chip leader. Last time I was in the deepstack I won it.

Not gonna let whoever's on this mission succeed. Fully focussed on tomorrow

As before, not going to comment on anything more that's said by these trolls. Those who know me know I have too much integrity to even think about doing something like that.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Solaris on January 08, 2012, 01:03:01 AM
Well looks like I have upset someone. Not sure how but there you go.

Overnight chip leader. Last time I was in the deepstack I won it.

Not gonna let whoever's on this mission succeed. Fully focussed on tomorrow

As before, not going to comment on anything more that's said by these trolls. Those who know me know I have too much integrity to even think about doing something like that.

No need to get worked up by it George. I've never met you in real life, but 10 minutes on here you can tell you're a top bloke.

Good luck tomorrow, really hope you take it down.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: ForthThistle on January 08, 2012, 01:21:39 AM
Have met him and can confirm he is a top bloke.

#winthefeckinglotplease


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Marky147 on January 08, 2012, 01:22:15 AM
Meh haters gonna hate, stick it in their eye tomorrow :)

Just do a win with Vinny and Red Dog tomorrow pls!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: taximan007 on January 08, 2012, 01:29:18 AM
Good Luck again for tomorrow.

Only just read the updates so missed whatever went on, but fuck em, you are ABOVE all that


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on January 08, 2012, 01:30:54 AM
Good Luck again for tomorrow.

Only just read the updates so missed whatever went on, but fuck em, you are ABOVE all that
+1


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: zerofive on January 08, 2012, 05:03:25 AM
Have met him and can confirm he is a top bloke.

#winthefeckinglotplease

Easy to say when you're not the guy he's pinching chips from. :)

Good luck tomorrow mate. I'll be in the £150, but after I bust in some ridiculous cooler, I'll be on your rail mate. Good luck and get there sometimes you legend.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on January 08, 2012, 08:28:50 AM
good luck today mate ignore whoever is stalking you they are obviously just jealous of your haircut poker talent

anyone who knows you know you ! does that make sense?

take it down buddy .... ;goodluck;
 


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 08, 2012, 08:53:14 AM
Echo what's written above. George is an alright bloke. 70% sure hed never do anything like this.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on January 08, 2012, 09:17:32 AM
Somebody trying to give you hassle = extra motivation

Headphones , Hat , Hoody ,Sunglasses, a bit of reading material all usefull allies to help you concentrate and pick your spots .

Good Luck Mate


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Woodsey on January 08, 2012, 09:24:04 AM
Who have you pissed off?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on January 08, 2012, 09:52:10 AM
Who have you pissed off?

Some upset mystery man  at the table we can assume...who I think then opened bogus accounts and posted insults on the deepstack update page hence they locked it

Come to think of it...George took my remaining chips   :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DaveShoelace on January 08, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
George pinched chips from someone?

Has anyone called the police?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on January 08, 2012, 10:25:36 AM
George pinched chips from someone?

Has anyone called the police?
Does it come under ENTITLEMENT TILT in the good book!

Gl today chuckles..


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on January 08, 2012, 10:36:06 AM
He was at my house on boxing day I offered him a couple of pringles .... He took ......,..4
Can't trust the man
Look at his haircut everyone knows no hair means trouble!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on January 08, 2012, 01:19:02 PM
Best of luck today George.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 09, 2012, 06:38:15 PM
Had a pretty eventful weekend and another deep run which came to an abrupt end after having more than average for the final. I’ll post some hands for opinion as to whether it was a eff up or some fairly standard spots. I’m pretty annoyed with one hand in particular but on the whole am pleased with how I played. Right now I’m feeling pretty gutted to once again fall short of the final. I need to work on converting these fantastic positions I’m getting myself in but I suppose the fact that I keep running deep means I’m doing something right- along with running well ofc.
 
Key hands:

Day 1:
Play Day 1A, bust 4 mins to go as previously stated on table of doom. Arrive end of level 4 for day 1b. Get up to 50k early without too much trouble. Win big hands Aces vs 84 o/s on K84A with AJ against FUNFORFRASER’sbluff, AK vs KJ aipf, A6ss vs KQss on J9xss board. Somehow had 341k at the end of the day. First day 2 I’d made in an eternity. Arriving late wasn’t too bad actually, day was so much shorter and felt refreshed rather than arriving on time and tired.

Day 2:
Arrive on table Plinton a couple of mins late. PizzacatoXev to my right. Playing way too many hands imo (sorry Xev). Had to put him in his place- so when he opens c/off 8800 at 2k/4k and I look down at 32hh I obv have to 3 bet to 20,200. Plinton, seeing this and knowing we both have junk 4 bets to 40k. Xev KNOWING Plinton KNOWS this is a perfect 4 bet spot sticks it in his eye for 200k. Take that! I Hollywood. I mean I have to right? (I snap folded.) Pete says CALL. Now they say a picture can say more than any words. If I could post a pic of Xev’s face right now there would be no words needed. He flips the mighty 42o. Spew doesn’t describe it. Plinton has Kings obv. WAL. Table breaks almost straightaway. Thank you! Having Plinton with all
those chips on my right sure would have been fun.

I move to another, safer table where I have 330k at the end of first break. Wadey is there, eyes menacing as usual. I actually really enjoy being on Wadey’s table. He is good reader of people which helps him do well at DTD and at poker.
I am pretty card dead but get 3 streets of value from Wadey with a flopped set. I then get Aces vs Kings and am suddenly Chip Leader in the money. I knock a couple more players out and I have 1.5m. Everything is going great. I have average stack with 25 left. Plinton has joined us and having both of those on the table is keeping me in line. I’m picking my spots really well and chipping up without showdown.

Showdown. How you turned on me. Table breaks.

New table. Time to build a stack for the final. Lose A2<77 when Maria shoves for 4 bigs. Opinions on these hands please: Folds to me on button. I have 1.4m. SB has 350k. BB has 150k. SB has been sat to my left on the other table and reshipped on me twice. Blinds are 12k/24k so effective stacks are 15 bigs. I have Q10dd and shove. SB has AJ. Hold despite the AT3Kdd board. I then open 55 to 50k playing 1 million. BB snap jams all in for 300k. I call. He has AT. KJ3TT board. 650k. Here it comes. Bedi blow up :(
Get Aces vs AQ very next hand to go back up to 1.3m. Two hands later in the sb. Button, tightish, shoves 200k. I have A7ss? I call. He has AT and holds. 1 mirrion again. Blind down to 800k.

Table breaks. New table. This is the one hand I regret the most. We’re 7 handed and blinds are now 20/40k so I only have 20 bigs effective. I look down at KTss utg. I think this is an easy fold but min raise. Folds to an
oldish gentleman two to my left. He tanks for ages. Like 2 mins and then jams for 350k. Folds to me. I now go into the tank. I rule out AK and over pairs plus JJ cos of the amount of time he took so am thinking AQ, 99, TT. All of which I’m
getting a price on calling. However if I call and lose I only have 450k left. I decide to call and don’t get there against AQ. I think the mistake in the hand is opening in the first place, not calling off the extra. Thoughts?

I am now in short stack ninja mode and get 3-4 shoves through, just maintaining my stack. My exit is tough- losing a flip to Plinton but was pleased he got the chips. Guy is most misunderstood man in poker.
I used to hate him myself but now consider him a friend.

I enjoyed playing this comp more than any for a long time. It was so much fun and obv chipping up easily helps. I have Aces four times, more in a comp than I can remember and for the first time in ages Aces vs Kings for a huge pot and held.

So there it is. Another Bedi blow up or standard tourney BS? I’ll let you, my faithful readers decide. As with most things I think the truth lies somewhere between to the two.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on January 09, 2012, 07:00:44 PM
Didn't like the  Ks  Ts call tbh.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 09, 2012, 07:15:45 PM
does he have 9 bigs? lucky if you're not crushed here by villain as described. i know what yr saying about the timing, but he could easily have AK and be thinking about smooth calling or TT and think he doesn't wanna flip and wait to see a "no ace no king" flop.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 09, 2012, 07:23:07 PM
does he have 9 bigs? lucky if you're not crushed here by villain as described. i know what yr saying about the timing, but he could easily have AK and be thinking about smooth calling or TT and think he doesn't wanna flip and wait to see a "no ace no king" flop.

Really was sure that I wasn't crushed. KT overall definite mistake/spew


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 09, 2012, 07:25:14 PM
Tournaments in general are shit tho. When I left Vinny was in great shape. looked focussed and ready to win.... when I get home he's busto. Donkaments


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 09, 2012, 07:44:19 PM
opening the kt in the first place is by far the worst mistake though.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 09, 2012, 08:00:40 PM
opening the kt in the first place is by far the worst mistake though.

Yes- agreed. Brain fart


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MANTIS01 on January 09, 2012, 09:46:18 PM
Sorry mate I don't like any of the hands you mention. When I read the updates I didn't like the UTG+1 open with 5-5 or the K-10 open. When people are in shove mode I don't think your image suits opening marginal from ep. I think your eagerness to get a decent ft stack leads you to force the action too much. Why is A-10 jamming over your ep raise? Because people think you're light from ep. So why be light from ep? If a LAG makes a pot of circa 100k+ by opening light ep and various oppos have circa 300k stacks and a pressure to jam sometime soon I think that presents good situations for them not you.

Would min raise the Q-10 and force sb to ship if he truly wants cos the bb stack makes no difference to how the hand plays. Would you jam premium in the same spot?

A-7 close but maybe fold vs tightish player.

Would never call Maria cos she is too gorgeous.

Getting A-A in vs A-Q is ok thou.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: TightEnd on January 09, 2012, 10:11:10 PM
I didn't like the 5-5 or K-10, and watched them live.

5-5 open fine but didn't like the call of the shove.

K-10 didn't like the open or the call of the shove, particularly versus that player. Think you had just moved to the table though. You probably just missed celtic's comment during a hand "that's the only hand you have played for four hours" when the guy shoved on celtic's bb just previous

Perhaps unfashionably (and I am not a player of your chip getting talents, of course) I think you can move down the gears a bit when you have 1.5m of 13m in play with 30 left and don't need to open so light/put yourself in these spots when a lot of the other stacks are shallow and 3-bet shoving so much.

Instead play the opposite of your image for a level and catch them when they shove, where you will instead show up with the goods much more often than they expect

Unlucky though, I was hoping you'd crush it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on January 09, 2012, 10:18:23 PM
I didn't like the 5-5 or K-10, and watched them live.

5-5 open fine but didn't like the call of the shove.

K-10 didn't like the open or the call of the shove, particularly versus that player. Think you had just moved to the table though. You probably just missed celtic's comment during a hand "that's the only hand you have played for four hours" when the guy shoved on celtic's bb just previous

Perhaps unfashionably (and I am not a player of your chip getting talents, of course) I think you can move down the gears a bit when you have 1.5m of 13m in play with 30 left and don't need to open so light/put yourself in these spots when a lot of the other stacks are shallow and 3-bet shoving so much.

Instead play the opposite of your image for a level and catch them when they shove, where you will instead show up with the goods much more often than they expect

Unlucky though, I was hoping you'd crush it.
You are gonna do well in your monte Carlo event tighty. So looking forward to you n George heads up


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on January 09, 2012, 10:31:08 PM
Not opening 55 to fold when it's 250 to call to win 400k.

Fold the KT as said but if I made the same mistake of opening I'd sigh call it off when it's 270k to call to win 518k if my maths is correct.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 09, 2012, 10:34:33 PM
I didn't like the 5-5 or K-10, and watched them live.

5-5 open fine but didn't like the call of the shove.

K-10 didn't like the open or the call of the shove, particularly versus that player. Think you had just moved to the table though. You probably just missed celtic's comment during a hand "that's the only hand you have played for four hours" when the guy shoved on celtic's bb just previous

Perhaps unfashionably (and I am not a player of your chip getting talents, of course) I think you can move down the gears a bit when you have 1.5m of 13m in play with 30 left and don't need to open so light/put yourself in these spots when a lot of the other stacks are shallow and 3-bet shoving so much.

Instead play the opposite of your image for a level and catch them when they shove, where you will instead show up with the goods much more often than they expect

Unlucky though, I was hoping you'd crush it.

Good post tighty, should defo tighten up.

calling the 55 once opened though cos the maths says so. but yeh, don't open.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 09, 2012, 10:47:02 PM
I'm happy with the Q10dd hand. Would rather fold than raise/fold but overall think shoving is best.

Agree the K10 hand is just shit.

the 55/A7 hand I'm kinda on the fence with. I spose looking back at them it's easy to say fold cos stacks were getting shallow and I should have adjusted. Guess I was living on the confidence from the last table where I could do no wrong


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 09, 2012, 11:44:43 PM
I'm happy with the Q10dd hand. Would rather fold than raise/fold but overall think shoving is best.

Agree the K10 hand is just shit.

the 55/A7 hand I'm kinda on the fence with. I spose looking back at them it's easy to say fold cos stacks were getting shallow and I should have adjusted. Guess I was living on the confidence from the last table where I could do no wrong

shoving best ainec imo. you can be expoitable and still min aces and no1 will care/notice/exploit you anyway.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MANTIS01 on January 10, 2012, 12:18:11 AM
Why does the Q-10 become a raise/fold on the dolly if sb finds a shove for 350k? We just raise/called 300k from ep with 5-5 and raise/called 350k from ep with K-10.

bb's very small stack in this hand makes me think sb seldom shoves light and why I think normal raise is less exploitable than at other times. If Bedi button raises and sb jams the bb can value fist pump a wide range with his bowl. 


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 10, 2012, 08:11:35 PM
***** Hand History for Game 11293349283 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 USD Buy-in Trny: 66194388 Level: 3  Blinds(30/60) - Tuesday, January 10, 15:08:01 EST 2012
Table $15,000 Gtd (2484159) Table #12 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10/10
Seat 7: Georgeblah ( 2,500 )
Seat 9: HuntchiHunth ( 3,000 )
Seat 1: JRod_Fett ( 4,990 )
Seat 3: PAAD72 ( 2,960 )
Seat 2: Pokerccini ( 3,700 )
Seat 8: WaGeNWaRZ ( 2,980 )
Seat 4: agoodyid ( 6,613 )
Seat 5: andremartire ( 2,890 )
Seat 10: echarsiesta ( 3,822 )
Seat 6: ziiiipy ( 2,840 )
Trny: 66194388 Level: 3
Blinds(30/60)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Georgeblah [  Th Tc ]
ziiiipy folds
Georgeblah raises [180]
WaGeNWaRZ folds
HuntchiHunth calls [180]
echarsiesta folds
JRod_Fett folds
Pokerccini folds
PAAD72 folds
agoodyid calls [150]
andremartire folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, Td, 6d ]
agoodyid bets [190]
Georgeblah calls [190]
HuntchiHunth calls [190]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4c ]
agoodyid checks
Georgeblah bets [400]
HuntchiHunth calls [400]
agoodyid folds
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
Georgeblah checks
HuntchiHunth bets [719]
Georgeblah is all-In  [1,730]
HuntchiHunth calls [1,011]
HuntchiHunth shows [ 4d, 4s ]four of a kind, Fours.
Georgeblah shows [ Th, Tc ]four of a kind, Tens.
Georgeblah wins 5,430 chips from the main pot with four of a kind, Tens.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on January 10, 2012, 08:49:44 PM
***** Hand History for Game 11293349283 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 USD Buy-in Trny: 66194388 Level: 3  Blinds(30/60) - Tuesday, January 10, 15:08:01 EST 2012
Table $15,000 Gtd (2484159) Table #12 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10/10
Seat 7: Georgeblah ( 2,500 )
Seat 9: HuntchiHunth ( 3,000 )
Seat 1: JRod_Fett ( 4,990 )
Seat 3: PAAD72 ( 2,960 )
Seat 2: Pokerccini ( 3,700 )
Seat 8: WaGeNWaRZ ( 2,980 )
Seat 4: agoodyid ( 6,613 )
Seat 5: andremartire ( 2,890 )
Seat 10: echarsiesta ( 3,822 )
Seat 6: ziiiipy ( 2,840 )
Trny: 66194388 Level: 3
Blinds(30/60)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Georgeblah [  Th Tc ]
ziiiipy folds
Georgeblah raises [180]
WaGeNWaRZ folds
HuntchiHunth calls [180]
echarsiesta folds
JRod_Fett folds
Pokerccini folds
PAAD72 folds
agoodyid calls [150]
andremartire folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, Td, 6d ]
agoodyid bets [190]
Georgeblah calls [190]
HuntchiHunth calls [190]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4c ]
agoodyid checks
Georgeblah bets [400]
HuntchiHunth calls [400]
agoodyid folds
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
Georgeblah checks
HuntchiHunth bets [719]
Georgeblah is all-In  [1,730]
HuntchiHunth calls [1,011]
HuntchiHunth shows [ 4d, 4s ]four of a kind, Fours.
Georgeblah shows [ Th, Tc ]four of a kind, Tens.
Georgeblah wins 5,430 chips from the main pot with four of a kind, Tens.
mbn


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Boba Fett on January 11, 2012, 02:36:55 AM
***** Hand History for Game 11293349283 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $100 USD Buy-in Trny: 66194388 Level: 3  Blinds(30/60) - Tuesday, January 10, 15:08:01 EST 2012
Table $15,000 Gtd (2484159) Table #12 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10/10
Seat 7: Georgeblah ( 2,500 )
Seat 9: HuntchiHunth ( 3,000 )
Seat 1: JRod_Fett ( 4,990 )
Seat 3: PAAD72 ( 2,960 )
Seat 2: Pokerccini ( 3,700 )
Seat 8: WaGeNWaRZ ( 2,980 )
Seat 4: agoodyid ( 6,613 )
Seat 5: andremartire ( 2,890 )
Seat 10: echarsiesta ( 3,822 )
Seat 6: ziiiipy ( 2,840 )
Trny: 66194388 Level: 3
Blinds(30/60)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Georgeblah [  Th Tc ]
ziiiipy folds
Georgeblah raises [180]
WaGeNWaRZ folds
HuntchiHunth calls [180]
echarsiesta folds
JRod_Fett folds
Pokerccini folds
PAAD72 folds
agoodyid calls [150]
andremartire folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, Td, 6d ]
agoodyid bets [190]
Georgeblah calls [190]
HuntchiHunth calls [190]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4c ]
agoodyid checks
Georgeblah bets [400]
HuntchiHunth calls [400]
agoodyid folds
** Dealing River ** [ 4h ]
Georgeblah checks
HuntchiHunth bets [719]
Georgeblah is all-In  [1,730]
HuntchiHunth calls [1,011]
HuntchiHunth shows [ 4d, 4s ]four of a kind, Fours.
Georgeblah shows [ Th, Tc ]four of a kind, Tens.
Georgeblah wins 5,430 chips from the main pot with four of a kind, Tens.
Oh Hi Der :P


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: peejaytwo on January 11, 2012, 05:40:54 PM
I think your shove with the QTs is perfect, and i'd played with both guys a fair bit at the time.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: rfgqqabc on January 11, 2012, 06:45:58 PM
I think your shove with the QTs is perfect, and i'd played with both guys a fair bit at the time.

Posted this from my dads account accidentally, I'm the AQo guy, grey hoodie etc from sunday, brutal run of cards, didn't fancy you moving to my table chipped up, especially two to my left. Big scores are always round the corner for a player of your ability


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MANTIS01 on January 11, 2012, 11:44:33 PM
I think your shove with the QTs is perfect, and i'd played with both guys a fair bit at the time.

I think it's perfect in isolation. But this is in the context of a live tournament in the middle of a cluster of gambles. I think at this stage a LAG player should change down gears and build a more solid image to win a higher % of uncontested pots. But we are getting unwanted action from various live bods with our shit hands. We attract this action from average table of live players because we massive shove the button and dish out free spin-ups with a wide range. People who need to gamble like to 3bet jam us because we are seen as loose or a bully. So it's not perfect for building our new TAG image to avoid gambles and blow-ups just short of final tables imo.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: JK on January 12, 2012, 09:47:22 AM
What'd you think to Derby mate? I was pretty impressed tbh


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on January 12, 2012, 10:11:50 AM
What'd you think to Derby mate? I was pretty impressed tbh

just been out there, utter hole


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: JK on January 12, 2012, 11:04:57 AM
What'd you think to Derby mate? I was pretty impressed tbh

just been out there, utter hole

Cardroom obv :P


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2012, 03:54:54 PM
Quick catch up:

Eating well- Bit hit and miss. Overall still eating better than I was but lasted properly about 7 days which is shit. Determined to get back on the wagon. Just too easy to get a take away on the way home from a live comp. Need to be disciplined.

Grinding more online and not played any local live comps (apart from one trip to dtd and one to gala).

Has a GOOD Sunday. 4th in the Sunday 2nd Chance for 18k. I played really well and had the chip lead for most of the way. Unlike the deepstack I slowed down a little and managed to final 4/9. Finished par at 4th which I'm pleased with as I was 6/6 and laddered really well. Just needed that vital double up like in Blackpool but it didn't happen. Confident it will though.

Gonna take 2-3 shots at the grand prix. Also pumped for TCOOP.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on January 16, 2012, 03:58:38 PM
nice work buddy!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on January 16, 2012, 04:17:20 PM
Nice work bud

I laddered super well last night, you could say I was laddering in my sleep. Sigh.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2012, 04:18:54 PM
Nice work bud

I laddered super well last night, you could say I was laddering in my sleep. Sigh.....

BEEP BEEP BEEP on full blast ftw


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2012, 04:19:54 PM
Oh and GL to Shell at DTD today. Playing the grand prix after sattying in. Really hope she makes day 2! Would have loved to go along today but the kids are being unreasonable and say they want an adult about.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Marky147 on January 16, 2012, 04:23:48 PM
I was railing that but didn't want to bok so just kept quiet :D

Well played m8 nice result


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Wardy84 on January 16, 2012, 08:36:41 PM
Nice one mate, great result.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pokerfan on January 16, 2012, 09:57:48 PM
Nice pick up George. All yours or still playing for Rupert ?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2012, 10:37:25 PM
Nice pick up George. All yours or still playing for Rupert ?

Still grinding for the boss. Couldn't be happier tbh.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on January 16, 2012, 10:42:32 PM
Good result George congrats, glgl with TCOOP, I should probs play it really but pretty certain I'm going to fade it and just play my normal games, get there.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pokerfan on January 16, 2012, 10:43:25 PM
Nice pick up George. All yours or still playing for Rupert ?

Still grinding for the boss. Couldn't be happier tbh.

Good stuff.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2012, 11:00:03 PM
Good result George congrats, glgl with TCOOP, I should probs play it really but pretty certain I'm going to fade it and just play my normal games, get there.

Mate u should deffo play lower games or even sell another package?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on January 16, 2012, 11:06:18 PM
Good result George congrats, glgl with TCOOP, I should probs play it really but pretty certain I'm going to fade it and just play my normal games, get there.

Mate u should deffo play lower games or even sell another package?


Deffo buy a slice monda


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on January 16, 2012, 11:10:44 PM
Good result George congrats, glgl with TCOOP, I should probs play it really but pretty certain I'm going to fade it and just play my normal games, get there.

Mate u should deffo play lower games or even sell another package?

I had a look at it the other day, few of them don't start until pretty late so wouldn't want to play them and if I sold as a package say 70/30 not sure it's fair value even though I'd obv have a pretty big edge in them as I'd want to do it whilst grinding alongside my own games so couldn't really follow table dynamics etc which obv reduces the value for a staker, might flick in a couple of the low bi ones on my own dime.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 16, 2012, 11:14:10 PM
Good result George congrats, glgl with TCOOP, I should probs play it really but pretty certain I'm going to fade it and just play my normal games, get there.

Mate u should deffo play lower games or even sell another package?

I had a look at it the other day, few of them don't start until pretty late so wouldn't want to play them and if I sold as a package say 70/30 not sure it's fair value even though I'd obv have a pretty big edge in them as I'd want to do it whilst grinding alongside my own games so couldn't really follow table dynamics etc which obv reduces the value for a staker, might flick in a couple of the low bi ones on my own dime.

gte's are huge. Would be pretty unwise to miss them imo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on January 17, 2012, 07:43:05 AM
Quick catch up:

Eating well- Bit hit and miss. Overall still eating better than I was but lasted properly about 7 days which is shit. Determined to get back on the wagon. Just too easy to get a take away on the way home from a live comp. Need to be disciplined.

Grinding more online and not played any local live comps (apart from one trip to dtd and one to gala).

Has a GOOD Sunday. 4th in the Sunday 2nd Chance for 18k. I played really well and had the chip lead for most of the way. Unlike the deepstack I slowed down a little and managed to final 4/9. Finished par at 4th which I'm pleased with as I was 6/6 and laddered really well. Just needed that vital double up like in Blackpool but it didn't happen. Confident it will though.

Gonna take 2-3 shots at the grand prix. Also pumped for TCOOP.

LIKE!

Well done Geo, & GL to Shelley in the DTD thingie.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2012, 01:11:53 AM
Brilliant:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16688007


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 24, 2012, 01:13:42 AM
Had a decent week with a couple of wins. Party 50 for 4k and stars 16 turb for 5k tho had a ridic Sunday where I min cashed 4/40 tourneys

I am playing with confidence and really enjoying the online grind esp during TCOOP. Yet to have a decent run in one of those. Obv saving it for the main


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on January 25, 2012, 05:26:29 AM
Brilliant:  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16688007

Superb.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on January 25, 2012, 07:31:24 AM
Had a decent week with a couple of wins. Party 50 for 4k and stars 16 turb for 5k tho had a ridic Sunday where I min cashed 4/40 tourneys

I am playing with confidence and really enjoying the online grind esp during TCOOP. Yet to have a decent run in one of those. Obv saving it for the main

LIKE


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 23, 2012, 09:53:51 PM
OK so not blogged for a bit. Maybe shouldn't as feeling a little low but w/e.

My backing with Rupert has finished. All amicable. Was Rupert's decision which I fully respect. Like others who have backed I appreciate the vast sums of money people like him put up and the trust the goes with it.

Unfort this has left me at a bit of a crossroads with my poker. I am looking for another backer, however if I don't find one it could be back grinding for bowls. Obv it just takes one result but morale is pretty low atm.

I will take some time to reflect to decide what I want to do. May start playing live again. May just take a huge break from the game.

To end this thread on a more positive note- Shelley played gala 3 times last week (addict) Won 1 cubed on Monday for 500, second on Weds in a 40 quid comp for 230 and in a Sunday 100 which she sattied into for 11 quid she came 6th for 490 quid! May need to ask her for both backing and coaching :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on April 24, 2012, 01:27:56 AM
Everyone seems to be in a similar boat mate. Losing year last year and looks like I may need to get a job in September or october :(


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on April 24, 2012, 08:30:08 AM
Sorry to hear that, Geo.

You might not think this is the time for advice from an old fart, but for a little experiment, try downsizing, playing entirely on your own money but at much smaller stakes. You'll be surprised how satisfying it is, not to mention "fun". And you'll be a permanent winner - in every sense. It's not hard to make money at lower stakes, and it gets you off the "treadmill" of that sort of desperation to bink something big. 

As to Live poker, "as you were" imo, you will ALWAYS find plenty of us who want to buy pieces of your action.

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

xx to Shelley, too.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: CHIPPYMAN on April 25, 2012, 11:05:03 PM
Sorry to hear that, Geo.

You might not think this is the time for advice from an old fart, but for a little experiment, try downsizing, playing entirely on your own money but at much smaller stakes. You'll be surprised how satisfying it is, not to mention "fun". And you'll be a permanent winner - in every sense. It's not hard to make money at lower stakes, and it gets you off the "treadmill" of that sort of desperation to bink something big. 

As to Live poker, "as you were" imo, you will ALWAYS find plenty of us who want to buy pieces of your action.

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

xx to Shelley, too.


++1000


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 01, 2012, 10:43:31 PM
OIOIOIOI!!!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 01, 2012, 10:46:24 PM
:)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 01, 2012, 10:53:16 PM

You had a result, Geo?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 01, 2012, 11:02:31 PM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 01, 2012, 11:08:18 PM
Wd George! Glgl


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on May 01, 2012, 11:15:20 PM
Nice one George, did Shelley turn it down?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on May 01, 2012, 11:37:36 PM
Grats Chuckles!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 08:20:12 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: claypole on May 02, 2012, 08:30:58 AM
Congrats George - assuming that means either a live or on line deal and up you'll do great.   I understand exactly what you've been through....the best analogy I have heard in the past twelve months is playing MTTs is akin the "bi-polar" - the highs are very high and the lows are very low.  My 13 months not working was exactly that - 5 figure upswings, well nearly a 6 last summer, and inevitable downswings.  I managed to live and turn a profit over 13 months, but was really tough and tbh the thought of having an income and for the next six months is very cool and loved my first day at work again yesterday!

I've always respected how you balance a job, poker and a young family - and hopefully being part of Team Eureka will support that.  Good luck mate and maybe see you in Vegas ;-)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 08:58:42 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Team eureka is the name of Keith and Keys' stable of horses, of which George is the latest member. So named because the first trip we all went on last February was for the Eureka Poker tour in Prague, and Keith won the main event.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 09:21:35 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Team eureka is the name of Keith and Keys' stable of horses, of which George is the latest member. So named because the first trip we all went on last February was for the Eureka Poker tour in Prague, and Keith won the main event.

Gotcha, thanks Alex. That is the Team you have just left, or were staked by, yes?

Keith? That is Keith Johnson, yes? Is he Mitch's bro?

I've seen photos of Keith, but he seems of slightly slighter "build" &, umm, "physique", to Mitch, who I would describe as like a fine wine - "full-bodied". 

So Keith & James stake all the Team Eureka chaps, yes?

Excuse my endless questions, but I don't much understand all these things.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 09:40:09 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Team eureka is the name of Keith and Keys' stable of horses, of which George is the latest member. So named because the first trip we all went on last February was for the Eureka Poker tour in Prague, and Keith won the main event.

Gotcha, thanks Alex. That is the Team you have just left, or were staked by, yes?

Keith? That is Keith Johnson, yes? Is he Mitch's bro?

I've seen photos of Keith, but he seems of slightly slighter "build" &, umm, "physique", to Mitch, who I would describe as like a fine wine - "full-bodied". 

So Keith & James stake all the Team Eureka chaps, yes?

Excuse my endless questions, but I don't much understand all these things.

Yes they staked me from about march last year up until last week. Keith Johnson yes, and no he's not Mitchs brother (though i entertained the idea of humouring you for several moments!)

Him and James stake all the team eureka chaps - Andy hulme, mitch, Simon d, Mark mccluskey, Tom high and now George.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 09:42:06 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Lol @ you editing out the word "vagarious", more Prose from a Poshboy material, that...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 10:00:36 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Lol @ you editing out the word "vagarious", more Prose from a Poshboy material, that...

Close, but no cigar - I edited out the word, or intended word, "vagaries", not "vagarious". I had intended to use it, but it did not seem to quite scan, or read, in the way I had intended, so I went back & changed it, as I so often do.

I try very hard (when not suffering from fatigue, but I'm well rested today, so all zingy & zesty), to write decent, well-presented, Posts, with a little care & thought behind them, yours seem to come out that way naturally, but to peeps like Tom & I, we really have to huff & puff to write well. Rather surprising then that in my case I write so lumberingly & poorly, but it's the trying that matters.  And alll my friends & detractors agree that I am trying. 


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 10:03:33 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Team eureka is the name of Keith and Keys' stable of horses, of which George is the latest member. So named because the first trip we all went on last February was for the Eureka Poker tour in Prague, and Keith won the main event.

Gotcha, thanks Alex. That is the Team you have just left, or were staked by, yes?

Keith? That is Keith Johnson, yes? Is he Mitch's bro?

I've seen photos of Keith, but he seems of slightly slighter "build" &, umm, "physique", to Mitch, who I would describe as like a fine wine - "full-bodied". 

So Keith & James stake all the Team Eureka chaps, yes?

Excuse my endless questions, but I don't much understand all these things.

Yes they staked me from about march last year up until last week. Keith Johnson yes, and no he's not Mitchs brother (though i entertained the idea of humouring you for several moments!) Him and James stake all the team eureka chaps - Andy hulme, mitch, Simon d, Mark mccluskey, Tom high and now George.

The whoosh would have worked, I'm as naive as Jason these days.

Did you witness Jason the Diplomat yesterday, calming down the Cos-Chara hoohah? What a change in him, (Lord Herbert), 6 months ago he'd have been pouring petrol on that fire, now he's a blonde firefighter.

Who'd have thunk? 


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 10:09:46 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Lol @ you editing out the word "vagarious", more Prose from a Poshboy material, that...

Close, but no cigar - I edited out the word, or intended word, "vagaries", not "vagarious". I had intended to use it, but it did not seem to quite scan, or read, in the way I had intended, so I went back & changed it, as I so often do.

I try very hard (when not suffering from fatigue, but I'm well rested today, so all zingy & zesty), to write decent, well-presented, Posts, with a little care & thought behind them, yours seem to come out that way naturally, but to peeps like Tom & I, we really have to huff & puff to write well. Rather surprising then that in my case I write so lumberingly & poorly, but it's the trying that matters.  And alll my friends & detractors agree that I am trying.  

Well I think it's a brilliant word, perhaps vagarious would've fitted better?!

Yes, extremely surprising scenes yesterday, I was railing avidly. The Cos that you knew so well, but was unknown to me, gave us a flash of his former being and Jason the badboy-turned-lollipop lady surprising us all once again...

In the airport now by the way, off to use my Tikay golden money :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 10:19:15 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Lol @ you editing out the word "vagarious", more Prose from a Poshboy material, that...

Close, but no cigar - I edited out the word, or intended word, "vagaries", not "vagarious". I had intended to use it, but it did not seem to quite scan, or read, in the way I had intended, so I went back & changed it, as I so often do.

I try very hard (when not suffering from fatigue, but I'm well rested today, so all zingy & zesty), to write decent, well-presented, Posts, with a little care & thought behind them, yours seem to come out that way naturally, but to peeps like Tom & I, we really have to huff & puff to write well. Rather surprising then that in my case I write so lumberingly & poorly, but it's the trying that matters.  And alll my friends & detractors agree that I am trying.  

Well I think it's a brilliant word, perhaps vagarious would've fitted better?!

Yes, extremely surprising scenes yesterday, I was railing avidly. The Cos that you knew so well, but was unknown to me, gave us a flash of his former being and Jason the badboy-turned-lollipop lady surprising us all once again...

In the airport now by the way, off to use my Tikay golden money :)

As it happens, it would have been THE perfect word, but in truth, I never knew it's precise meaning (I do now!), or how to spell it correctly without checking, so I changed it. Even on a two bit poker forum, we can learn stuff, & better ourselves, daily.

Yesterday's Cos-Chara thing, & the Jason intervention, had my jaw on the floor, it really did, astonishing scenes. As you say, we saw a flash of the old Cos. Many preferred him when he had his acerbic hat on, but I prefer his writing when he is more at peace with the world. Deep down, he is a very decent man, with good values. I think.

Lol @ "lollipop lady" as a description of Jason. He has morphed remarkably in the last few months. You would not begin to believe how many headaches he gave Tighty & I, all the Mods really, back in the day, now he is Fireman Fred. Incred. He still reverts to type now & then, though, oh yes, with his pointed little stirry questions. ;)

Have a safe journey, & win me lots & lots of money please. Vegas looms.   


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 10:23:57 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 10:29:42 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Not at all, quite the opposite.

Tom always does, I do when I'm not rushing too much, many others do, I'm sure.

I have no problems fessing up that I had to check, or did not know, that's coolio, but using an incorrect word, or spelling a "new" word incorrectly, is the ultimate sin. Well not ultimate, but you know what I mean. Don't want anyone tacking the piss, do we?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 10:35:46 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Not at all, quite the opposite.

Tom always does, I do when I'm not rushing too much, many others do, I'm sure.

I have no problems fessing up that I had to check, or did not know, that's coolio, but using an incorrect word, or spelling a "new" word incorrectly, is the ultimate sin. Well not ultimate, but you know what I mean. Don't want anyone tacking the piss, do we?

Absolutely not.

I should of called.

Please, these are the worst, let's ban these types.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: edgascoigne on May 02, 2012, 10:37:21 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Ditch the comma.

Try to avoid starting sentences with a conjunction.

Overall 7/10, must try harder.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 02, 2012, 10:38:43 AM
Even better Tony. Was going to wait for the official press release. I am the newest member of Team Eureka

Well I don't quite know what that means, but I gather by all the "congrats" it is a good thing, so I'm very pleased indeed.

Remember what I said, only a few posts before....

Whatever you decide, you are a good guy, & you'll be just fine, karma rarely fails.

It is as unpredictable as the beautifully mysterious swings & swongs of variance, but karma is truly a thing of beauty, & I live my whole life by it.

As I'm probably the only one who does not know what becoming a member of Team Eureka means, care to explain?

Lol @ you editing out the word "vagarious", more Prose from a Poshboy material, that...

Close, but no cigar - I edited out the word, or intended word, "vagaries", not "vagarious". I had intended to use it, but it did not seem to quite scan, or read, in the way I had intended, so I went back & changed it, as I so often do.

I try very hard (when not suffering from fatigue, but I'm well rested today, so all zingy & zesty), to write decent, well-presented, Posts, with a little care & thought behind them, yours seem to come out that way naturally, but to peeps like Tom & I, we really have to huff & puff to write well. Rather surprising then that in my case I write so lumberingly & poorly, but it's the trying that matters.  And alll my friends & detractors agree that I am trying.  

Well I think it's a brilliant word, perhaps vagarious would've fitted better?!

Yes, extremely surprising scenes yesterday, I was railing avidly. The Cos that you knew so well, but was unknown to me, gave us a flash of his former being and Jason the badboy-turned-lollipop lady surprising us all once again...

In the airport now by the way, off to use my Tikay golden money :)

I wasn't even close...

:)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 10:39:47 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Not at all, quite the opposite.

Tom always does, I do when I'm not rushing too much, many others do, I'm sure.

I have no problems fessing up that I had to check, or did not know, that's coolio, but using an incorrect word, or spelling a "new" word incorrectly, is the ultimate sin. Well not ultimate, but you know what I mean. Don't want anyone tacking the piss, do we?

Absolutely not.

I should of called.

Please, these are the worst, let's ban these types.

Sigh at that reminder, "should of called" does my head in! It's the written equivelant of a baseball cap worn backwards.

I almost pulled you up this morning, but my nerve failed me.

You wrote "Him and James.....". That sounds SO wrong.

Him and James?

Surely you cannot construct a sentence beginning like what you did there?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on May 02, 2012, 10:41:27 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Not at all, quite the opposite.

Tom always does, I do when I'm not rushing too much, many others do, I'm sure.

I have no problems fessing up that I had to check, or did not know, that's coolio, but using an incorrect word, or spelling a "new" word incorrectly, is the ultimate sin. Well not ultimate, but you know what I mean. Don't want anyone tacking the piss, do we?

Me too, I always have my Chambers' dictionary at hand as I hate it when I make spelling mistakes.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 10:42:14 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Ditch the comma.

Try to avoid starting sentences with a conjunction.

Overall 7/10, must try harder.

I shouldn't really have ended that sentance with 'of' either, that should never be done, but I couldn't find a way around it...

I'm off to catch my plane before someone else jumps on me...

Oh wait, just seen Tikay's posted again, uh oh...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 10:46:56 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Not at all, quite the opposite.

Tom always does, I do when I'm not rushing too much, many others do, I'm sure.

I have no problems fessing up that I had to check, or did not know, that's coolio, but using an incorrect word, or spelling a "new" word incorrectly, is the ultimate sin. Well not ultimate, but you know what I mean. Don't want anyone tacking the piss, do we?

Me too, I always have my Chambers' dictionary at hand as I hate it when I make spelling mistakes.

I doubt I have ever noticed a Ralphy-Boy Post that contained a typo or spelling error, & you clearly take just that little bit of extra effort to present them "just so". People are more inclined to read a well-presented Post, imo. And surely, we only Post because we want others to read them?

Is your beloved Chambers Dictionary an Arsene or Thierry themed version? Jeeves likes to know these things.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 10:51:32 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Ditch the comma.

Try to avoid starting sentences with a conjunction.

Overall 7/10, must try harder.

I shouldn't really have ended that sentance with 'of' either, that should never be done, but I couldn't find a way around it...

I'm off to catch my plane before someone else jumps on me...

Oh wait, just seen Tikay's posted again, uh oh...

3 ellipses in 3 sentences is also fairly ugly...

This is becoming a sickness, right, official signing off now. Have a good day all.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 02, 2012, 10:58:45 AM
Being, as I am, from the North of the country you can all rest assured I understood practically nothing from the last two pages.

Prolly cos I'm speshal.

Tikay about to PM you...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 02, 2012, 11:04:14 AM
All this grammar and spelling talk kind of irks me, especially since it seems to crop up all the time nowadays.

Poker draws people from all backgrounds and walks of life. Several people who I'm sure can have very positive impacts on the forum may be dissuaded from posting on it because they can't construct a post like you or Alex and they seem to be constantly reminded of that fact. Not everyone was/is fortunate enough to have a good education - we shouldn't dissuade them by pointing out every error or make them feel inadequate by showing them a superior way of posting. This is a poker forum, not an English subscription fee training site.



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 11:08:40 AM
Being, as I am, from the North of the country you can all rest assured I understood practically nothing from the last two pages.

Prolly cos I'm speshal.

Tikay about to PM you...

Prolly, yes.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 11:14:20 AM
All this grammar and spelling talk kind of irks me, especially since it seems to crop up all the time nowadays.

Poker draws people from all backgrounds and walks of life. Several people who I'm sure can have very positive impacts on the forum may be dissuaded from posting on it because they can't construct a post like you or Alex and they seem to be constantly reminded of that fact. Not everyone was/is fortunate enough to have a good education - we shouldn't dissuade them by pointing out every error or make them feel inadequate by showing them a superior way of posting. This is a poker forum, not an English subscription fee training site.



It does not "crop up all the time", & I don't think it is "constant" at all, & I don't think we should be too shy or inhibited to discuss it. And not all of us had a good education, or in some cases, ANY (conventional) education, you may be assured. 

It's all light-hearted, & a perfectly normal thing to discuss, in my personal opinion. I don't expect everyone, or even many, to agree, but that's no reason not to say it, is it?

A question was asked, in good spirit, & I answered it, likewise, & it developed from there, just a regular convo in my opinion.

Anyway, get back to your own Diary, & tell us some tales of Thai derring-do.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: david3103 on May 02, 2012, 11:17:46 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Not at all, quite the opposite.

Tom always does, I do when I'm not rushing too much, many others do, I'm sure.

I have no problems fessing up that I had to check, or did not know, that's coolio, but using an incorrect word, or spelling a "new" word incorrectly, is the ultimate sin. Well not ultimate, but you know what I mean. Don't want anyone tacking the piss, do we?

Me too, I always have my Chambers' dictionary at hand as I hate it when I make spelling mistakes.

Is 'tacking' a new poker term or was everyone else too busy looking for ellipses and surplus commas to bother to point it out?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n43LduK2Yq8


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 11:20:23 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Not at all, quite the opposite.

Tom always does, I do when I'm not rushing too much, many others do, I'm sure.

I have no problems fessing up that I had to check, or did not know, that's coolio, but using an incorrect word, or spelling a "new" word incorrectly, is the ultimate sin. Well not ultimate, but you know what I mean. Don't want anyone tacking the piss, do we?

Me too, I always have my Chambers' dictionary at hand as I hate it when I make spelling mistakes.

Is 'tacking' a new poker term or was everyone else too busy looking for ellipses and surplus commas to bother to point it out?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n43LduK2Yq8

Neither, David, it alluded to a thread title which baffled everybody for a goodly while on Monday & aroused significant good-natured comment. Yet another failed attempt at humour on my part.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 11:21:46 AM

Poor Geo must be wandering what we have done with his Diary!

Step aside guys, the man himself is in the thread.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: edgascoigne on May 02, 2012, 11:22:45 AM
Is it considered a bit fraudulent to spell check words/ check definitions before posting? I definitely do it to avoid looking stupid. And by avoid, I mean, reduce the chances of.

I even looked up lollipop lady to make sure it wasn't "lollypop"!

Not at all, quite the opposite.

Tom always does, I do when I'm not rushing too much, many others do, I'm sure.

I have no problems fessing up that I had to check, or did not know, that's coolio, but using an incorrect word, or spelling a "new" word incorrectly, is the ultimate sin. Well not ultimate, but you know what I mean. Don't want anyone tacking the piss, do we?

Me too, I always have my Chambers' dictionary at hand as I hate it when I make spelling mistakes.

Is 'tacking' a new poker term or was everyone else too busy looking for ellipses and surplus commas to bother to point it out?

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n43LduK2Yq8

See here... http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=57625.0 :)

On the note of the Oxford comma there was a great sketch from The Mitchell and Webb situation that showed an editor of a grubby magazine unwilling to compromise on the presence of his Oxford comma in spite of it obscuring the nipple of the magazine's centrefold. Would be chuffed if someone could track it down...


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: david3103 on May 02, 2012, 11:23:47 AM
ahhh in which case please accept my apologies.

Enjoy the song though - one of the feel-good bands of the decade in playful mood.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 02, 2012, 11:32:23 AM
Congrats George.
Hmmm I'm probably gonna end up being a lollipop lady. To old and unfit to be a fireman :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 02, 2012, 01:17:09 PM
Carry on guys. Best airing my diary has had for a while!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: KarmaDope on May 02, 2012, 08:35:39 PM
Sorry George, but I'm going to have to have one more moan before we get back to the important stuff.

People who use the word "prolly" (and I call it a word lightly) should be shot.

It is not a word. It is a bastardised American shortening because some of them are too lazy to pronounce the word "probably".


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 08:40:09 PM
Speshly that Dave chap.....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Geo the Sarge on May 02, 2012, 08:56:41 PM
Nice one George, did Shelley turn it down?

At times Ralph just pwns us all.

Great news George and vbol.

The good guys do get their rewards, just keep at it.

Geo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: ripple11 on May 02, 2012, 09:05:30 PM
Nice one George :)up

gl gl


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 02, 2012, 09:22:55 PM
Sorry George, but I'm going to have to have one more moan before we get back to the important stuff.

People who use the word "prolly" (and I call it a word lightly) should be shot.

It is not a word. It is a bastardised American shortening because some of them are too lazy to pronounce the word "probably".

Think prolly and speshly are just I'll dave isms tbf


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 02, 2012, 10:14:33 PM
GLGLGL all.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 02, 2012, 10:17:40 PM
Sorry George, but I'm going to have to have one more moan before we get back to the important stuff.

People who use the word "prolly" (and I call it a word lightly) should be shot.

It is not a word. It is a bastardised American shortening because some of them are too lazy to pronounce the word "probably".

Think prolly and speshly are just I'll dave isms tbf

True, & I often use them purely in homage to the diminutive man.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: KarmaDope on May 02, 2012, 10:23:47 PM
Sorry George, but I'm going to have to have one more moan before we get back to the important stuff.

People who use the word "prolly" (and I call it a word lightly) should be shot.

It is not a word. It is a bastardised American shortening because some of them are too lazy to pronounce the word "probably".

Think prolly and speshly are just I'll dave isms tbf

Laxie's the worst for it on here, but some other fora (2p2 for example) just make me want to scream. It's not even an official American word!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 02, 2012, 11:00:27 PM
Sorry George, but I'm going to have to have one more moan before we get back to the important stuff.

People who use the word "prolly" (and I call it a word lightly) should be shot.

It is not a word. It is a bastardised American shortening because some of them are too lazy to pronounce the word "probably".

Think prolly and speshly are just I'll dave isms tbf

Laxie's the worst for it on here, but some other fora (2p2 for example) just make me want to scream. It's not even an official American word!

like


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Claw75 on May 02, 2012, 11:05:31 PM
the correct blonde spelling is 'proberly'


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: TightEnd on May 02, 2012, 11:09:54 PM
the correct blonde spelling is 'proberly'

correct

"Prolly" makes me want to lie down in despair.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: taximan007 on May 03, 2012, 12:22:30 AM
Well done George


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 03, 2012, 06:36:42 AM
Congratulations George,

Is the deal online and live ?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 03, 2012, 09:49:13 AM
the correct blonde spelling is 'proberly'

correct

"Prolly" makes me want to lie down in despair.

It's a youngsters thing started by lil dave ,don't admit your age ,embrace the yoof speak ,u prolly won't ?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Skgv on May 03, 2012, 03:54:28 PM
Congratulations George,

Is the deal online and live ?
Id like to congratulate George but im not sure what for ! Has he got a sponership deal?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on May 03, 2012, 04:31:09 PM
the correct blonde spelling is 'proberly'

correct

"Prolly" makes me want to lie down in despair.

We should make it illegal to post on Blonde with Abbreviation or Text speak so eventually members will become English Literate , however by concentrating their efforts too much they will "Prolly" lose their ability to play poker.     :)

Nice One George & GL  .


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pokerfan on May 03, 2012, 04:48:20 PM
the correct blonde spelling is 'proberly'

correct

"Prolly" makes me want to lie down in despair.

It's a youngsters thing started by lil dave ,don't admit your age ,embrace the yoof speak ,u prolly won't ?

Not sure lilD can claim that tbh, if you search prolly you get 24 pages of results with the earliest post being June 2005 , prolly.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=935.msg22632#msg22632


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Laxie on May 03, 2012, 06:15:11 PM
Sorry George, but I'm going to have to have one more moan before we get back to the important stuff.

People who use the word "prolly" (and I call it a word lightly) should be shot.

It is not a word. It is a bastardised American shortening because some of them are too lazy to pronounce the word "probably".

Think prolly and speshly are just I'll dave isms tbf

Laxie's the worst for it on here, but some other fora (2p2 for example) just make me want to scream. It's not even an official American word!

GTFO!!!  I don't say prolly, do I?  Definitely picked up the bad habit of saying 'proberly' hanging out on blonde.  Even gone as far as using it in day to day speech now.  Didn't think I said prolly that much though.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: KarmaDope on May 03, 2012, 09:40:34 PM
Sorry George, but I'm going to have to have one more moan before we get back to the important stuff.

People who use the word "prolly" (and I call it a word lightly) should be shot.

It is not a word. It is a bastardised American shortening because some of them are too lazy to pronounce the word "probably".

Think prolly and speshly are just I'll dave isms tbf

Laxie's the worst for it on here, but some other fora (2p2 for example) just make me want to scream. It's not even an official American word!

GTFO!!!  I don't say prolly, do I?  Definitely picked up the bad habit of saying 'proberly' hanging out on blonde.  Even gone as far as using it in day to day speech now.  Didn't think I said prolly that much though.

Pretty sure I've called you out on it before.

Also pretty sure you told me to GFY when I did!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Claw75 on May 03, 2012, 09:50:38 PM
hmm - just did a search of posts containing the word 'prolly' by laxie.  threw back 21 results I'm afraid dawn!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Laxie on May 04, 2012, 10:00:53 AM
hmm - just did a search of posts containing the word 'prolly' by laxie.  threw back 21 results I'm afraid dawn!

21 out of 14443 isn't exactly a huge result FFS!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2012, 10:13:09 AM
There's a pretty decent omaha game in Leics atm however they charge 10 uid rake which for omaha is pretty steep. I wanna ask about a hand where I've probably bottled in as I'm not used to be so deep in omaha.

We're 8 handed playing 4/5 omaha. We have 4 cards. It's straddled to 5. It's a 2/2 game and I'm in the bb. Limped multi way when it comes to be (think we're 6 handed) and I have  Aspades Ahrt 8s 4d. I just make up and the straddle checks.

I am playing 1300 at the start of the hand. I sat down with 100 (I know mbn etc etc)

Flop is  Kd Qd 2d. Checks through

Turn is the  Ad

I check. Checks to villian 1 (playing 250ish) who is pretty poor player, often limps blind and over values hands hugely. He bets pot. Villian two (playing around 800) in position flat calls. He can also over value hands but not as bad as villian 1. I have him on a set also- but he could have straights/flushes too.

River is  Qs

Now I have the third nuts. Action is on me. There's around £130 in pot. What is the best line here?

Bet/Call
Bet/Fold
Bet/Repot
Check/Raise
Check/Call

Might seem like a trivial spot for Omaha sicko's against poor players who over value hands but want some thoughts as may venture out to play in this line up every now and again


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 04, 2012, 10:21:39 AM
Probably worse than you at omaha, but bet/call would be my instinct on this one.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2012, 10:27:28 AM
Probably worse than you at omaha, but bet/call would be my instinct on this one.

How much we betting? Say I bet 100 and villain 2 pots it- what can we beat for value apart from kk?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 04, 2012, 11:36:47 AM

Ugh @ that hand.

Firstly, I'm kicking myself for not thinning the field pre.

My excuses would be (see, I'm good with excuses) that nobody will fold in these sort of games, so I'm just inflating the pot oop, & in truth, my aces are pretty bad aces.  I think, though, that better players than me pot it pre, & fire out on that flop, & they soon know the score, & have no more tricky decisions.   

You have the third nuts, & we are only behind to  Jd Td  or  Qc Qh

It is 4 card, not 5 or 6 card, so we'd be a bit unlucky to walk into either, but both are perfectly possible.

So, wwid now, on the river?

Well I'm over a grand ahead on the evening (I'm assuming, by stack sizes), so I probably do the usual wimpish thing & check call. Here are what I consider are my potential options.....

If I check, then it goes bet-raise, I sigh fold.

If I check & it goes bet-call, I call.   

If I'm feeling particularly brave, I bet around half the pot, & fold if it goes (behind me) raise-raise, or call-raise.

I probably do the latter, (bet out) as the cheapest way out.

The worry would be that kiddo with Q-K, Q-A (unlikely) or some other shite underhouse (he can even have Q-2, daft as it sounds, danglers are so powerful, or he COULD even have Jx diamonds for a regular nut flush), he MIGHT think he has the abso nuts, & pot it or re-pot it, & if he does, then we have levelled ourself & it's hard for me to call then, & for that reason, I'd bimble about just check-calling.

Guess it's player dependant, too. Down at Luton in the DC, I would know excactly who would do what. If Gino potted it, I'm running a mile, if Chandra potted, I'm calling quickly.

There you go, Omaha as played by mega-nits.

FFS don't show LilDave or Greeky this.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 04, 2012, 12:25:24 PM
Firstly, I'm kicking myself for not thinning the field pre.

I'm not. I'm always checking my option here. Why turn our hand face-up this deep OOP when we're getting peeled by everyone anyway.

I think betting is probably best now


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 04, 2012, 12:43:35 PM
Firstly, I'm kicking myself for not thinning the field pre.

I'm not. I'm always checking my option here. Why turn our hand face-up this deep OOP when we're getting peeled by everyone anyway.

I think betting is probably best now
do you then call if he pots it behind? being the bag+ up makes it a snap for most live 2/2 unless as Tikay says you know your villan has to have one of the 2 hands that beat you.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 04, 2012, 12:56:24 PM
Firstly, I'm kicking myself for not thinning the field pre.

I'm not. I'm always checking my option here. Why turn our hand face-up this deep OOP when we're getting peeled by everyone anyway.

I think betting is probably best now
do you then call if he pots it behind? being the bag+ up makes it a snap for most live 2/2 unless as Tikay says you know your villan has to have one of the 2 hands that beat you.

There are TWO players behind us, Jason.

If the first pots, & the 2nd re-pots, it's time for a Rennie.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 04, 2012, 01:14:19 PM
Firstly, I'm kicking myself for not thinning the field pre.

I'm not. I'm always checking my option here. Why turn our hand face-up this deep OOP when we're getting peeled by everyone anyway.

I think betting is probably best now
do you then call if he pots it behind? being the bag+ up makes it a snap for most live 2/2 unless as Tikay says you know your villan has to have one of the 2 hands that beat you.

There are TWO players behind us, Jason.

If the first pots, & the 2nd re-pots, it's time for a Rennie.
yeh but we are first to act Tony. Once we bet never in a month of sundays do we get a pot and re pot unless we are up against both the 2 hands that beat us.

Villan 1 sounds like the typical "i have a penny in this pot...so its getting the lot" style of player

Villan 2 sounds more capable but would still call him too. if he has it then its a cooler (no excuse needed)

Edit this is were george says he led pot and it went pot repot lol


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: TightEnd on May 04, 2012, 01:22:18 PM
bet/call to a pot raise

bet/fold to pot-pot?



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 04, 2012, 01:24:40 PM
bet/call to a pot raise

bet/fold to pot-pot?



Yes.

Or bet call to bet call, or bet fold to bet bet!

Or, if a Premiership Nit, (guilty) check call to bet call, check fold to bet bet.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 04, 2012, 01:49:36 PM
betting is 100% the best option for me here, for the primary reason that many hands we want to get value from might check behind - Q2, KQ, the nut fush (might not call a river value bet but certainly won't bet) You're hand looks very much like a full house but I'm sure from what I know of llive poker people are calling with stuff you beat way way more than they are betting it.

If you're raised then seriously fyl you need to get some ninja live reads out, most likely a fold. And bet ~£100.

If someone goes off his lid with the naked Jd then fair play.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: bobAlike on May 04, 2012, 01:59:27 PM
Bet £100. Surely if both villains are as bad as George says surely we're never folding to a bet/pot here either unless you notice the table tipping up from the Royal Flush holders uncontrolled excitement.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 04, 2012, 02:50:47 PM
betting is 100% the best option for me here, for the primary reason that many hands we want to get value from might check behind - Q2, KQ, the nut fush (might not call a river value bet but certainly won't bet) You're hand looks very much like a full house but I'm sure from what I know of llive poker people are calling with stuff you beat way way more than they are betting it.

If you're raised then seriously fyl you need to get some ninja live reads out, most likely a fold. And bet ~£100.

If someone goes off his lid with the naked Jd then fair play.

Pro itt, my work is done.

Geo insisted I reply!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on May 04, 2012, 02:59:30 PM
I like your line pre-flop, I reckon you were going to repot any raise from the straddle.

I'm solidly in the bet/call camp now.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 04, 2012, 03:00:44 PM
I like your line pre-flop, I reckon you were going to repot any raise from the straddle.

I'm solidly in the bet/call camp now.

That is one of those "oh PLEASE do your job Mr Straddle man"!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2012, 03:12:59 PM
Ok so after the hand I pretty much knew I should have bet but I checked with intention of raising. Probably bad because amI ever getting called by worse? Villian 1 shakes his head sighs and checks. Villian 2 tanks for a min and bets £80. Do we stick with original plan and raise? I am now fairly convinced villian 1 has the nut flush which means I am only losing to quad queens? However if I flat villian 1 is prob still calling with his flush. Thoughts?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 04, 2012, 03:29:56 PM
Ok so after the hand I pretty much knew I should have bet but I checked with intention of raising. Probably bad because amI ever getting called by worse? Villian 1 shakes his head sighs and checks. Villian 2 tanks for a min and bets £80. Do we stick with original plan and raise? I am now fairly convinced villian 1 has the nut flush which means I am only losing to quad queens? However if I flat villian 1 is prob still calling with his flush. Thoughts?

just call probably


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: TommyD on May 04, 2012, 07:44:00 PM
Late to the party with this hand.

Firstly I love everything to the river.  Zero point raising bad aces OOP live in a multiway limped pot.  You're just begging to be exploited on the flop, and this is one of those flops where we are just a big target to be slapped off if we C-Bet.  We're looking for top set, nut flush or nut flush draw with this hand when we make up pre, very little else.

To the river, agree with everyone else that leading is best.  Now you've checked and V2 has lead we have a stomach ulcer coming on.  Our really worst spot IMO is if V2 has both blockers to the Royal and Quads without having either of these hands.  If we raise and he i)  Is capable of turning a bad house into a bluff and ii)  Respects you enough that you can fold your exact hand facing a third bet; then he can pot with the blockers quite comfortable that we really have to fold.

As played I'm calling V2 hoping to get extra value from V1 if he calls, if V1 repots and V2 only calls then I'm sigh calling the 250ish total out of hope than true expectation.  With the reads you've said I think we have to call then, as long as we are closing.  Of course if after we call it goes pot and pot then I'm folding, walking away from the table and finding the bar for a double brandy.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2012, 08:06:11 PM
I called. Villain 1 over called with j3dd. Villain 2 had kk.

Table was astonished that I just called river but really felt like I would never get called by worse. Think river is bet/call but Deffo an interesting spot. Thanks all. Might have a few more of these in the next few weeks


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 04, 2012, 08:12:49 PM
agree just making it up pre-flop is way the best play. We're very unlikely to not be multi-way here, and OOP, so the amount of flops we'll be chk folding is huge.

Its very common, in live poker, for everyone to auto-give you aces when you raise pre-flop. I play in a game with PLO regually and Id say about 25% of the time it's folded to me I raise in 4card PLO, but I'm told frequently after the hands it was assumed I had aces! In the spot you're in here, you should actually have AA** a small % of the time you open, out of a good range of hands you could raise here I'd say less than 25% of it should be aces because most AA** combo's just aren't good enough to raise here 9handed.

Obviously I'm not at all bias but I have recently read a copy of pokerplayer magazine, on page 54 there was a really quite fantastic article about situations like this in live 9handed PLO ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 04, 2012, 08:59:23 PM
Lol is it still available to purchase?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 04, 2012, 09:04:41 PM
Lol is it still available to purchase?

sold out i heard


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 04, 2012, 09:07:13 PM
Lol is it still available to purchase?

sold out i heard
Yeah Dave bought the whole lot ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 04, 2012, 10:13:38 PM
Obviously being completely un-connected to the situation, but I heard the quality of said article was so high that every single copy sold out in 30minutes, shopkeepers were likening the speed of the sales to that of hot-cakes. I hear more are being printed speshly :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 04, 2012, 10:24:06 PM
Lolsaments


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 04, 2012, 11:26:29 PM
Fml how bad do I run. Just found a copy of said pokerPlayer mag in toilet cubicle in Dtd. Rushed to page 54 only to find it missing. I had to use the cover instead :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 04, 2012, 11:39:51 PM
Fml how bad do I run. Just found a copy of said pokerPlayer mag in toilet cubicle in Dtd. Rushed to page 54 only to find it missing. I had to use the cover instead :)

Similar thing happened to me. I just went to find my copy of said magazine, only to find that page 54 was stuck to page 55 because I enjoyed the article so much last time!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 05, 2012, 12:26:27 AM
Lolsaments
Repeat


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 05, 2012, 12:52:47 AM


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Wardy84 on May 05, 2012, 04:12:15 AM
There's a pretty decent omaha game in Leics atm however they charge 10 uid rake which for omaha is pretty steep. I wanna ask about a hand where I've probably bottled in as I'm not used to be so deep in omaha.

We're 8 handed playing 4/5 omaha. We have 4 cards. It's straddled to 5. It's a 2/2 game and I'm in the bb. Limped multi way when it comes to be (think we're 6 handed) and I have  Aspades Ahrt 8s 4d. I just make up and the straddle checks.

I am playing 1300 at the start of the hand. I sat down with 100 (I know mbn etc etc)

Flop is  Kd Qd 2d. Checks through

Turn is the 

I check. Checks to villian 1 (playing 250ish) who is pretty poor player, often limps blind and over values hands hugely. He bets pot. Villian two (playing around 800) in position flat calls. He can also over value hands but not as bad as villian 1. I have him on a set also- but he could have straights/flushes too.

River is  Q

Now I have the third nuts. Action is on me. There's around £130 in pot. What is the best line here?

Bet/Call
Bet/Fold
Bet/Repot
Check/Raise
Check/Call

Might seem like a trivial spot for Omaha sicko's against poor players who over value hands but want some thoughts as may venture out to play in this line up every now and again


Not a PLO player and slightly pissed at the minute but knowing the field ur playing in this hand long term this has to be a bet call against 90% of the players as they massively over rating hands. For example even the better players are re-raising Q high flushes for value.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 05, 2012, 01:52:13 PM
Not a PLO player and slightly pissed at the minute but knowing the field ur playing in this hand long term this has to be a bet call against 90% of the players as they massively over rating hands. For example even the better players are re-raising Q high flushes for value.

:o really?

You cant have a Qhigh flush here, so the third nut flush would be a 9high flush. You are genuinely saying that in this game somone would re-raise the naked  Td 6d X X after George leads the river, with the hope of being called by worse! If true - WOW, would have to believe it to see it though.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Wardy84 on May 05, 2012, 03:59:23 PM
Not a PLO player and slightly pissed at the minute but knowing the field ur playing in this hand long term this has to be a bet call against 90% of the players as they massively over rating hands. For example even the better players are re-raising Q high flushes for value.

:o really?

You cant have a Qhigh flush here, so the third nut flush would be a 9high flush. You are genuinely saying that in this game somone would re-raise the naked  Td 6d X X after George leads the river, with the hope of being called by worse! If true - WOW, would have to believe it to see it though.

The Q high flush hand where someone re-raised on the river was a hand me and George saw about a week ago. The point I was making is most people in the game are massively over rating there hands. This is probably because 80% of the players in the game have only been playing it a month as they have moved over to the game from holdem because there's more action.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 06, 2012, 12:15:53 AM
wowza's


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 06, 2012, 12:57:56 AM
nice stack George, tid for #team_eureka

#alreadybetterthanthigh


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: WotRTheChances on May 06, 2012, 08:16:45 AM
nice stack George, tid for #team_eureka

#alreadybetterthanthigh

giagf


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 06, 2012, 08:20:49 AM

The very best of luck tomorrow, Geo, was grand to see you yesterday.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 06, 2012, 09:51:08 AM

The very best of luck tomorrow, Geo, was grand to see you yesterday.

cheers Tony. Shelley really liked the "Tikay" look. I'm getting a little worried....


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 06, 2012, 10:20:16 AM

The very best of luck tomorrow, Geo, was grand to see you yesterday.

cheers Tony. Shelley really liked the "Tikay" look. I'm getting a little worried....

I thought you looked pretty cool in my bins, but maybe the scarf was a step too far for you, a certain air, presence, and of course physique, is required to carry that look off.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on May 08, 2012, 09:39:19 PM
Well Done Mate

Great Effort & Humble words about Rasta Fish


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: booder on May 08, 2012, 10:03:38 PM
Excellent result George , well done.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 08, 2012, 10:04:15 PM
Excellent result George , well done.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DMorgan on May 08, 2012, 10:08:56 PM
Sick score george, wpwp :D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on May 08, 2012, 10:24:21 PM
Nice touch George, very pleased for you.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: david3103 on May 08, 2012, 10:24:50 PM
Trip report on it's way?

I know we got lots of reports on the updates, but nobody does a better job than you of giving the inside view.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on May 08, 2012, 10:35:30 PM
Trip report on it's way?

I know we got lots of reports on the updates, but nobody does a better job than you of giving the inside view.

He'll probs start one ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 08, 2012, 11:21:45 PM
Trip report on it's way?

I know we got lots of reports on the updates, but nobody does a better job than you of giving the inside view.

He'll probs start one ;)

Sick read. Will do a brief one. In all fairness I was just a nit.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 09, 2012, 11:14:14 AM
So the family have all had a treat includIng me and Shell with his n hers iPads. We are now looking at booking a holiday. Somewhere in Europe. Kids ages are 14,14.7 and 3. Any suggestions?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 09, 2012, 11:16:46 AM
So the family have all had a treat includIng me and Shell with his n hers iPads. We are now looking at booking a holiday. Somewhere in Europe. Kids ages are 14,14.7 and 3. Any suggestions?

GREAT buy, neither of you will regret that.

3G, or "regular? I got "regular", & regret it very much now, should have got the 3G jobbie, but I've been taught how to "tether it" to my 3G 'phone, & it works perfectly that way. Kills the 'phone battery in next to no time though. 


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 09, 2012, 11:35:04 AM
4G Tony although apparently that's not enabled here yet


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on May 09, 2012, 11:42:28 AM
So the family have all had a treat includIng me and Shell with his n hers iPads. We are now looking at booking a holiday. Somewhere in Europe. Kids ages are 14,14.7 and 3. Any suggestions?

Turkey is a very child friendly country. With it being a relatively new holiday destination the hotels are generally new built and most have water slides (almost theme park like)

The food is always fresh and healthy, a great climate + there are a lot of good deals avaliable(loads of fake goods on sale at a cheap prices ) . Although a muslim country you wouldnt know it as a typical sterotype as all the locals are very helpful and friendly.

Heres a link to the place I went with the kids through Thomas Cook..Its bang on the beach

http://www.thomascook.com/destinations/turkey/antalya/side/paloma-oceana-resort/



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 09, 2012, 11:43:16 AM
So the family have all had a treat includIng me and Shell with his n hers iPads. We are now looking at booking a holiday. Somewhere in Europe. Kids ages are 14,14.7 and 3. Any suggestions?

Turkey is a very child friendly country. With it being a relatively new holiday destination the hotels are generally new built and most have water slides (almost theme park like)

The food is always fresh and healthy, a great climate + there are a lot of good deals avaliable(loads of fake goods on sale at a cheap prices ) . Although a muslim country you wouldnt know it as a typical sterotype as all the locals are very helpful and friendly.

Heres a link to the place I went with the kids through Thomas Cook..Its bang on the beach

http://www.thomascook.com/destinations/turkey/antalya/side/paloma-oceana-resort/



Just to add balance, I wouldnt go to Turkey if you paid me


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: FUN4FRASER on May 09, 2012, 11:46:09 AM
Ultimate Balance  :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DMorgan on May 09, 2012, 11:47:15 AM
Never been there but heard heard everything from fantastic to dire about Turkey. Seems like a place you can do on pretty much any budget but you get exactly what you pay for.

Why so much hate Guy? :P


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 09, 2012, 11:52:12 AM
Where would u go Guy?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 09, 2012, 11:56:37 AM
4G Tony although apparently that's not enabled here yet

Thin as a thin thing.

PS - Good decision.

PPs - Don't suppose you watched last night's Show on 865? We discussed, at some length, & several tiumes, the weekend's events at DTD, including your splendid bink. Then they uploaded THAT photo onto the screen. I nearly died......


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DMorgan on May 09, 2012, 12:03:18 PM
I had a family holiday to Menorca at about that age and loved it. Lots of pools, lots of sun and lots of ice cream and you can't go far wrong imo.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on May 09, 2012, 12:07:46 PM
Depends what you want George

I love Turkey but can completely understand why Guy and other people hate it.

Pros
Good weather
Very touristy
Cheap
Great nightlfe

Cons
Incred Englishy
English tourists



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 09, 2012, 12:15:24 PM
4G Tony although apparently that's not enabled here yet

Thin as a thin thing.

PS - Good decision.

PPs - Don't suppose you watched last night's Show on 865? We discussed, at some length, & several tiumes, the weekend's events at DTD, including your splendid bink. Then they uploaded THAT photo onto the screen. I nearly died......

lol no! Is it repeated at all?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 09, 2012, 12:16:46 PM
Depends what you want George

I love Turkey but can completely understand why Guy and other people hate it.

Pros
Good weather
Very touristy
Cheap
Great nightlfe

Cons
Incred Englishy
English tourists



Not too bothered about nightlife. Mainly want a pool, a beach, some places to go/activities for kids. Decent restaurants etc. Don't mind it being touristy


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 09, 2012, 12:16:56 PM
Skegness is very nice at this time of year


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 09, 2012, 12:27:49 PM
Lets just say i dont like it!

I agree it was a little sharp, and I could of added some more info as to where I think you should go.

I think what you (George) need to decide is what you want from a holiday. Many European (beach-type) destinations cater well for the british. This, of course, is both a good and a bad thing depending upon what you are looking for.

I personally cant stand chav fest beach holidays, with bacon and egg for breakfast everywhere, and chips and beans for tea. Therefore I would avoid those types of resorts (I am going to throw Benidorm out there - I am stereotyping as I have never been, but I have been to enough bad places as a child to make a fair assessment as to what it is like).  

That said Im not a "France" type person for the polar opposite reasons of the above.

I have no idea of the cost of family holidays, but I would look at Florida (Disney etc). It wont be cheap but is def a trip of a life time for the kids at their age. Im sure as a parent you will get a kick out of them having fun as much as you needing your own R&R time. You could do a week in Orlando and a week by the coast (Tampa).

There a loads of good all inclusive holidays nowadays, given the size of your clan this could be a great option.  I would always choose the best possible resort for my budget all inclusive, but they can be great.

I would do it this way:

Set budget
Decide on type of holiday (beach/activity/city/sightseeing/culture whatever)
If its just beach/chill out, holiday resort, I would go for the best deal I could find in a reasonable place (I dont mean cheapest)
obv if its something else it automatically narrows your choices for you



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on May 09, 2012, 12:29:35 PM
Depends what you want George

I love Turkey but can completely understand why Guy and other people hate it.

Pros
Good weather
Very touristy
Cheap
Great nightlfe

Cons
Incred Englishy
English tourists



Not too bothered about nightlife. Mainly want a pool, a beach, some places to go/activities for kids. Decent restaurants etc. Don't mind it being touristy

How Englishy do you like it?



Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 09, 2012, 12:48:45 PM
So the family have all had a treat includIng me and Shell with his n hers iPads. We are now looking at booking a holiday. Somewhere in Europe. Kids ages are 14,14.7 and 3. Any suggestions?

Turkey is a very child friendly country. With it being a relatively new holiday destination the hotels are generally new built and most have water slides (almost theme park like)

The food is always fresh and healthy, a great climate + there are a lot of good deals avaliable(loads of fake goods on sale at a cheap prices ) . Although a muslim country you wouldnt know it as a typical sterotype as all the locals are very helpful and friendly.

Heres a link to the place I went with the kids through Thomas Cook..Its bang on the beach

http://www.thomascook.com/destinations/turkey/antalya/side/paloma-oceana-resort/



Just to add balance, I wouldnt go to Turkey if you paid me

<3


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Dubai on May 09, 2012, 12:50:43 PM
+ 1 to Florida. But on flip side Ive been to Turkey when younger and it was nothing like Guy describes, so +1 to there too


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: BulldozerD on May 09, 2012, 12:58:15 PM
Turkey is great as long as you don't scrimp on the hotel, so read reviews first and definitely go 5* (4+ at worst IMO) Been to Marmaris 3 times and still think it's a decent place to go overall.

When going out of season, Cape Verde was good to get weather in Feb or late in the year without time difference, but nothing much to do outside all-inclusive hotel.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 09, 2012, 12:59:09 PM
+ 1 to Florida. But on flip side Ive been to Turkey when younger and it was nothing like Guy describes, so +1 to there too

Just for clarity my chav fest description was not aimed at turkey - more bad spanish   type resorts


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 09, 2012, 01:01:55 PM
Anyone been to Portavenura?

We've been Florida around 5 years ago. Would love to go back but not atm. Wanna go somewhere a little more local so Europe it is.

Just asking for general advice really cos I know a lot of you jet set although understand it's mainly for nightlife/piss up


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 09, 2012, 01:02:26 PM
Marbellaaaaaaaaaa


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Pinchop73 on May 09, 2012, 01:02:59 PM
Midnight Express.

That is all.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on May 09, 2012, 01:08:50 PM
So the family have all had a treat includIng me and Shell with his n hers iPads. We are now looking at booking a holiday. Somewhere in Europe. Kids ages are 14,14.7 and 3. Any suggestions?

Turkey is a very child friendly country. With it being a relatively new holiday destination the hotels are generally new built and most have water slides (almost theme park like)

The food is always fresh and healthy, a great climate + there are a lot of good deals avaliable(loads of fake goods on sale at a cheap prices ) . Although a muslim country you wouldnt know it as a typical sterotype as all the locals are very helpful and friendly.

Heres a link to the place I went with the kids through Thomas Cook..Its bang on the beach

http://www.thomascook.com/destinations/turkey/antalya/side/paloma-oceana-resort/



Just to add balance, I wouldnt go to Turkey if you paid me

<3

Thought you were from there bud ;-)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 09, 2012, 01:23:20 PM
I'm gonna suggest non-Europe. Just how much of a no-no is that?

The reason I say it is because when i went to Borneo it was the best holiday of my life. Just absolutely amazing. The small amount more you pay for in flights, you more than save in the costs of great hotels, travel and food. The things you can do are just fking magical.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DMorgan on May 09, 2012, 01:23:24 PM
Marbellaaaaaaaaaa

lol sure would describe 'the strip' in marbs as family friendly :P

Cape Verde sounds like a very good way to cross Africa off the list if you haven't been there

Just don't go to Gran Canaria whatever you do - its abysmal


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 09, 2012, 01:25:47 PM
I'm gonna suggest non-Europe. Just how much of a no-no is that?

The reason I say it is because when i went to Borneo it was the best holiday of my life. Just absolutely amazing. The small amount more you pay for in flights, you more than save in the costs of great hotels, travel and food. The things you can do are just fking magical.

More to do with flight time than cost tbh. Shelley isn't the best flyer and don't really want to have Rio and Ace on a plane for 7-8 hours.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on May 09, 2012, 01:25:56 PM
you just want to relax on a beach and have a few drinks in a family orientated place? majorca imo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on May 09, 2012, 01:29:54 PM
Benidorm - sticky Vicky ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: millidonk on May 09, 2012, 01:31:44 PM
Midnight Express.

That is all.

Great film.

Tennereefe seems to fit the bill for what you want.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on May 09, 2012, 01:32:41 PM
Midnight Express.

That is all.

Great film.

Tennereefe seems to fit the bill for what you want.

Had Tenerife in the post above but deleted it. So +1 to Tenerife


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 09, 2012, 01:34:44 PM
Been to Majorca about 5 times and always had fun.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: outragous76 on May 09, 2012, 01:35:26 PM
Yeah I'd say the right part of Majorca would be good


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: DMorgan on May 09, 2012, 01:48:04 PM
pfft, all the cool kids go to Menorca


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: mondatoo on May 09, 2012, 01:50:47 PM
pfft, all the cool kids go to Menorca

Been there as well, also good, think 90% of my holidays have been in Spain: Sun, Sea and.... Sangriaaaaaaa.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: jakally on May 09, 2012, 02:01:29 PM
Wherever you look to book, have a scan through people's reviews of the hotel etc...
You obviously have to make allowances for the fact that average person who goes to the trouble of writing a review, is more likely to be a whingey, whiny, grumpy soul, but you can identify common themes, and compare them to the kind of things that are important to you.

In terms of destinations, my personal fave is Cyprus (Protaras), but I also like the Canaries and Majorca.
Trying Turkey for the first time this year (just to piss off Greekie!), on the recomendation of a friend.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 09, 2012, 02:02:02 PM
Go to Belper imo.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Karabiner on May 09, 2012, 02:20:36 PM
+1 to Majorca.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: LonOhRay on May 09, 2012, 02:40:27 PM
Congrats on the score :)


Can't go wrong with a Majorca/Menorca or even north of Ibiza.

All of my holidays as a kid were Majorca Spain Gran Canaria and as a kid all you want are the slides ice creams, beaches and other kids. As a parent short flights, kids club activity during the day, non-asbo families and some nicer restaurants who's menus extend beyond ham egg and chips.

Went to Turkey September 2012, Belek. Stayed in a 5* hotel and the hotel was v. nice, not 5* English standard though, but there was nothing to do outside of an evening and the whole resort seemed very Russian orientated - as it was out of season, apparently July - August majority English. If you don't mind sitting around a pool/hotel on the beach for 2 weeks solid can't go wrong with all inclusive food and drink 24 hours but as a whole it was very boring, the "town" was just never ending rows of fake Breitling and Lacoste polos. - Won't be returning which is a shame as other couples/families always talk about their best holidays being in friendly Turkey.



A 4* thomas cook or thomson package holiday with activites for kids will be best bet, can't go wrong with the Balearics.


/ramble over.

Parents decided on going to Ibiza at the end of the month for a break, don't actually know where about's they're staying. Mum is really good with everything holiday orientated and asked me where not to go, will piss myself if she's slipped up and staying in San Antonio at the start of the season.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 09, 2012, 02:41:47 PM
Sharm al shark in Egypt was awesome for us. Excellent pools and kids activities/clubs.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: littlemissC on May 09, 2012, 02:49:49 PM
I take the kids to Majorca most years and they love it(oldest 2 there now with their dad) very child friendly and loads to do for older kids. Went to fuerteventura in jan and that was ok for kids too.
Best place I've been is Ibiza stayed about 20 min walk from San Antonio and was gorgeous also walked down with the kids a few nights and sat on the beach at cafe mambo to watch the sun set and was no drunk idiots anywhere

Holidays are what you make them and you seem like a really close family so  sure you will have a great time wherever you go


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: StuartHopkin on May 09, 2012, 03:23:14 PM
Egypt > Greek Islands > Canaries > Portugal> Balaerics


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: bobAlike on May 09, 2012, 03:37:44 PM
Cyprus, obv the greek bit. Pathos is great for families.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on May 09, 2012, 04:08:33 PM
Cyprus, obv the greek bit. Pathos is great for families.

Paphos prob aint bad either :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MLHMLH on May 09, 2012, 04:18:49 PM
We've got an apartment in Cala D'or, Mallorca.  The town itself is fantastic with great cove beaches, safe/clean water, excellent restaurants both in town and within a 5 min walk to the marina.  We go a couple of times a year ourselves and rent the apartment out to families all the time and they all love the place.  I'm not telling you all this to get a booking out of you (because we're fully booked in the school holidays except for 27th Aug onwards if that's any good?!), just wanted to let you know how amazing Cala D'or is.

Our website is www.apartmentcalador.co.uk if you want to take a look at the photos of the area.




Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 09, 2012, 04:53:36 PM
All inclusives the best way George
I been to menorca 5/6 times very nice not too commercial ,x mrs is going again this year to same place as it's so nice ,( and reminds her of me ! Notttt)
Only been Majorca once so can't comment
Went to Corfu last year stayed all inclusive in an iberostar hotel , very good ,went into town one night just me n my daughter ,this is where the money went
10€ cab to town
30/40 € to daughter to bu her mum and school friends pressies
8€ cup coffee n orange juice ,after all that walking
80 € cigs for me to bring home
80€ pandora charm for daughters bracelet
50€ meal prawn starter we shared prawn main course for her ,pizza me ,2 beers 1 vodka tonic ,one orange juice
20€ hair braiding
10 € beer n water at bar on harbour ( as i needed a slash before cab ride)
10€ cab ride back
So it's quite expensive if you ain't all Inc
My sisters been to turkey several times n loves it ,always a nice restaurant for evening meal ,4 adults, 2 kids left school 3 younger ones 11/15 all got fed n watered ( n my brother in law n his mate like a lot of water !) less than 15€ a head


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Marty719 on May 09, 2012, 05:07:51 PM
Tuscany ainec!  Has the weather, the sites, the food and pretty much everything else you can think of.  Reasonable to fly to and it will be a trip no1 will be forgetting.  Can stay in a city if u wana be in the middle of it, but if you just wana chill and be lazy by the pool, we stayed here last yr and was incred...

http://www.tripadvisor.com/VacationRentalReview-g194833-d2104759-Fattoria_di_Argiano_Tino-Montepulciano_Tuscany.html


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: bobAlike on May 09, 2012, 05:20:40 PM
Cyprus, obv the greek bit. Pathos is great for families.

Paphos prob aint bad either :)

lol, was trying to make it easy for him.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 09, 2012, 05:32:28 PM
Tuscany confirmed incred - best place I've been to in Europe ainec.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 09, 2012, 05:34:56 PM
Tuscany brilliant for couples but not so good for families


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 09, 2012, 05:38:23 PM
Tuscany brilliant for couples but not so good for families

100% disagree, giq I know, but my parents took me and my brothers went about 3 times when we were 7-15 and have been the past 4 summers in a row now we're older- it perfect for all ages.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 09, 2012, 05:41:22 PM
Tuscany brilliant for couples but not so good for families

100% disagree, giq I know, but my parents took me and my brothers went about 3 times when we were 7-15 and have been the past 4 summers in a row now we're older- it perfect for all ages.
Kinda think Ace ain't gonna find the same sort of stuff interesting as you do. Might be wrong tho :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Rupert on May 09, 2012, 05:44:09 PM
go somewhere with a lake


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 09, 2012, 05:56:40 PM
Guys thanks for your input! We are looking to book it by next week so will let you know what we go for!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 09, 2012, 05:59:47 PM
Tuscany brilliant for couples but not so good for families

100% disagree, giq I know, but my parents took me and my brothers went about 3 times when we were 7-15 and have been the past 4 summers in a row now we're older- it perfect for all ages.
Kinda think Ace ain't gonna find the same sort of stuff interesting as you do. Might be wrong tho :)

nothing "interesting" a villa, sun, table tennis table, swimming pool, pizza. its not exactly cultural!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: vegaslover on May 09, 2012, 06:09:21 PM
I would recommend Protaras, very family orientated resort with plenty for the kids to do. Greece is also a higher standard of accommodation imo than your usual holiday resorts in Europe.

Went to Turkey once and wouldn't go again if somebody paid me.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Marky147 on May 09, 2012, 06:11:33 PM
Guys thanks for your input! We are looking to book it by next week so will let you know what we go for!

If you do end up going with Tenerife let me know George,  a friend of mine lives there and most likely would be able to help you get a deal.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 09, 2012, 06:21:51 PM
Qarth......The greatest city that ever was or will be


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: flushthemout on May 09, 2012, 06:24:11 PM
My opinion for what its worth is Alcudia in Majorca, been to Oz, America, and most of Europe, every year we go back to Alcudia now for the Kids, it has the best beach in the World and that wins it for me. Enjoy, Also on my first year at the hotel in Alcudia we had a poker comp and i shipped it, pointless exercise as it is an all inclusive hotel.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: leethefish on May 09, 2012, 07:05:18 PM
Alberferia in Portugal
Got everything u need for you and Shelly an plenty for the kids


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 10, 2012, 01:54:51 PM
Tuscany brilliant for couples but not so good for families

100% disagree, giq I know, but my parents took me and my brothers went about 3 times when we were 7-15 and have been the past 4 summers in a row now we're older- it perfect for all ages.

Yeah but your posh ,George n Shelley r normal !!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: pleno1 on May 10, 2012, 02:04:36 PM
Qarth......The greatest city that ever was or will be


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Boba Fett on May 10, 2012, 02:48:55 PM
Alberferia in Portugal
Got everything u need for you and Shelly an plenty for the kids
I was in Praia da Rocha last week, worst holiday I ever had.  Someone told me Albufeira is worse.  Dont consider Portugal imo


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 10, 2012, 03:04:45 PM
go somewhere with a lake

and we have a winner

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lakes


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 10, 2012, 04:41:20 PM
Butlins Skeggy!!! no airplanes need be involved ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on May 10, 2012, 04:43:35 PM
Butlins Skeggy!!! no airplanes need be involved ;)
You tried spinning that £35k up didn't you :(


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 10, 2012, 04:46:49 PM
Skegness is very nice at this time of year

Pleasure beach is the nut place here ,millennium roller coaster s good


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 10, 2012, 05:06:07 PM
Before you go to skeggy you will need some of the following essential items

1) a staffy with a big blingy collar

2) ear nose n lip piercings for the family ( even the dog needs at least 1)

3 ) tracksuit bottoms that hang round your bum ,with basket ball trainers , unlaced

4) fake uggs for the females

5) the ability to hold the dog / roll a cigarette / snarl at the kids / mrs and any passers by ,whilst drinking a can of special brew

6 ) failure to have at least 4 of the above and you will be Sussed out as a snob


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MLHMLH on May 10, 2012, 05:12:34 PM
Before you go to skeggy you will need some of the following essential items

1) a staffy with a big blingy collar

2) ear nose n lip piercings for the family ( even the dog needs at least 1)

3 ) tracksuit bottoms that hang round your bum ,with basket ball trainers , unlaced

4) fake uggs for the females

5) the ability to hold the dog / roll a cigarette / snarl at the kids / mrs and any passers by ,whilst drinking a can of special brew

6 ) failure to have at least 4 of the above and you will be Sussed out as a snob


 ;D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 10, 2012, 05:18:33 PM
Butlins Skeggy!!! no airplanes need be involved ;)
You tried spinning that £35k up didn't you :(

Mrs hacking my acct


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tonytats on May 10, 2012, 05:44:38 PM
You may also need or will devolp / pick up the following Skegness habits

1) your wife will need to display her breasts in a " hello boys " type bra , with streaky fake tan on , and on a cold day the ability to  point local points of interest out using only her nipples , these being in no particular order , the doughnut stand , the chippy ,the bookies , the off licence

2) she will also need a bit of belly ,hanging over her adidas trackies

3) you will merely need to display ample bottom cleavage out of your trackies ,enough that a 750 cc Kawasaki can be safely parked

4) the children will learn local greetings like wotulookinattwat,the ability to pick things out of ears / nose for a week ,discuss the colour n texture with complete strangers then share them with their siblings/ smear said item on trackie bottoms ,when these are full the toilet wall is fine kids !


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on May 10, 2012, 05:58:09 PM
skeg isnt even that bad.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Alverton on May 10, 2012, 06:01:29 PM
skeg isnt even that bad.


Yes it really is.

Tonytats wins thread.


Congrats on the win G2L.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MrsG2L on May 10, 2012, 07:53:22 PM
You may also need or will devolp / pick up the following Skegness habits

1) your wife will need to display her breasts in a " hello boys " type bra , with streaky fake tan on , and on a cold day the ability to  point local points of interest out using only her nipples , these being in no particular order , the doughnut stand , the chippy ,the bookies , the off licence

2) she will also need a bit of belly ,hanging over her adidas trackies

3) you will merely need to display ample bottom cleavage out of your trackies ,enough that a 750 cc Kawasaki can be safely parked

4) the children will learn local greetings like wotulookinattwat,the ability to pick things out of ears / nose for a week ,discuss the colour n texture with complete strangers then share them with their siblings/ smear said item on trackie bottoms ,when these are full the toilet wall is fine kids !

Average day for the Bedis on tour! give or take a little  ;D


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MrsG2L on May 10, 2012, 07:54:52 PM
Butlins Skeggy!!! no airplanes need be involved ;)
You tried spinning that £35k up didn't you :(

Mrs hacking my acct

oooops sorry!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: paulhouk03 on May 10, 2012, 08:08:18 PM
skeg isnt even that bad.


Yes it really is.

Tonytats wins thread.


Congrats on the win G2L.

U go there walk around eat fish and chips then go home

What's not to like?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: maldini32 on May 11, 2012, 12:50:11 AM
Tuscany confirmed incred - best place I've been to in Europe ainec.

Whats the nearest airport? I've got a week off in June and am undecided where to go yet. Going with the Mrs so something like Tuscany sounds good.

Edit: Had a look and it looks like Tuscany is a region and not a city like a thought! Any particular part of it you recommend?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: cambridgealex on May 11, 2012, 01:33:48 AM
Tuscany confirmed incred - best place I've been to in Europe ainec.

Whats the nearest airport? I've got a week off in June and am undecided where to go yet. Going with the Mrs so something like Tuscany sounds good.

Edit: Had a look and it looks like Tuscany is a region and not a city like a thought! Any particular part of it you recommend?

We fly into Pisa and drive about an hour away to a place near Luca?! I think that's it anyway! San Romano is the name of the village and we get a villa in the mountains, it's beautiful.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Longy on May 11, 2012, 01:54:10 AM
Yeah we flew to Pisa when we went to Tuscany, though I am sure there must be an airport near/in Florence as well.

Tuscany is awesome especially Florence.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Wardy84 on May 13, 2012, 01:56:55 AM
good luck to MrsG2L in the £150, go one better than George and take it down!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Girgy85 on May 13, 2012, 05:15:05 AM
good luck to MrsG2L in the £150, go one better than George and take it down!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Eso Kral on May 13, 2012, 06:46:20 AM
good luck to MrsG2L in the £150, go one better than George and take it down!!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 13, 2012, 09:20:48 AM

Good luck today, Shelley.

She may even revive this Diary with a Tourney Report.

"How to win". Original content, see?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: SuuPRlim on May 13, 2012, 01:07:12 PM
Go eastern Europe imo - interesting places, good value and it's a slightly different culture which is what you want from a holiday.

I always wanted to go to Morocco as well.

Tallin you'd like, I think the kids would like it as well


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 13, 2012, 01:58:02 PM
Shelley out.  Aq<88 then ak<99


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MrsG2L on May 13, 2012, 02:23:41 PM
Thank you Tikay :) two flips lost to flopped sets was the end of me, brilliant experience though and great fun was had!

Thanks porge for the opportunity, best hubby ever xxx


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 13, 2012, 05:26:27 PM
Thank you Tikay :) two flips lost to flopped sets was the end of me, brilliant experience though and great fun was had!

Thanks porge for the opportunity, best hubby ever xxx

Great stuff Shelley. No moany woany stuff, just "I lost, but I had a wicked time". You'll always be a winner.

Geo is a lucky fella.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 28, 2012, 07:16:11 PM
Been playing more live omaha. I'm not great but others are so damn shit at it (including some who think they're decent) that I can't help but keep playing. Problem is that it's swingy as fuck- spose that's why there's so much value in it.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on May 28, 2012, 07:18:19 PM
Been playing more live omaha. I'm not great but others are so damn shit at it (including some who think they're decent) that I can't help but keep playing. Problem is that it's swingy as fuck- spose that's why there's so much value in it.

Where have you been playing it, Geo?

Fair to say, yes, it's pretty swingy & swongy, but wonderful fun if you can cope with the swings.

Wonder how you'd have coped with it pre "Mental Game of Poker"?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 28, 2012, 07:21:13 PM
Been playing more live omaha. I'm not great but others are so damn shit at it (including some who think they're decent) that I can't help but keep playing. Problem is that it's swingy as fuck- spose that's why there's so much value in it.

Where have you been playing it, Geo?

Fair to say, yes, it's pretty swingy & swongy, but wonderful fun if you can cope with the swings.

Wonder how you'd have coped with it pre "Mental Game of Poker"?

I wouldn't have touched it tbh honest Tikay.

Just been playing locally. Started great but the last couple times I've been have been expensive. It's sometimes easy to get caught up with all the fish gambling and taking a "if you can't beat em join em" type of mentality. Needless to say it doesn't end well for me when I take that stance!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on July 29, 2012, 11:16:36 AM

Good luck today, Mr Bedi Sir!

PS - How much of your action has Shelley got? ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 29, 2012, 11:22:50 AM
Thanks tikay. She has the lot as usual. Would make for a nice wedding anniversary gift :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: flushthemout on July 29, 2012, 11:24:15 AM
gl George


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tikay on July 29, 2012, 11:27:38 AM
Thanks tikay. She has the lot as usual. Would make for a nice wedding anniversary gift :)

Today is your anniversary? Congrats to both of you!

How many years, George?

I know you already know this, but it must be quite rare for a married man with saucepans, and a day job, to be able to devote so much time to his hobby, in this case poker, (both playing it, & "blonde" time), it must take a very special wife to be so understanding & supportive.

You are lucky to have such a wife, & I'm sure she's lucky to have you, too.

Go win a lovely Anniversary pressie for both of you. Be gentle with peeejay though, Alex needs the lolly. ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 29, 2012, 11:56:25 AM
6 years of marriage although been together for almost 11 and yes agree. Shelley is hugely supportive and really helps in game too when I feel like I might be about to do something stupid with my chips (me?)

I've had a pretty hectic weekend. We went to gala to play the donkement on Friday, bed at 2am, up for work at 7am. Finish at 2, drive to dtd, play 11 hours, drive home, asleep by 3am. Up for work for 7. Finish here at 2, drive to dtd for the final 11. Good thing I'm used to very little sleep!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: david3103 on July 30, 2012, 01:42:06 PM
Well played yesterday George

Would almost rather have lost to your AQ, but only almost. Would certainly have preferred to inflict the runner-runner on anyone else but you.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 30, 2012, 02:40:24 PM
Well played yesterday George

Would almost rather have lost to your AQ, but only almost. Would certainly have preferred to inflict the runner-runner on anyone else but you.


No worries David. Not a huge fave in that coup. Just the board run out that made it particularly sick.

You could always take me to the St Kitts to make up for it ;)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: GreekStein on July 30, 2012, 03:34:43 PM
How often do you play at Gala?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 30, 2012, 03:37:09 PM
How often do you play at Gala?

1-2 times per week. Usually Fri night to play cash while mrs plays the comp and sometimes on a Thurs for the 50 freeze if I wanna take a break from onlineaments


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on January 21, 2013, 12:44:45 PM
Bottom of the pile! Not no more. How did I get to 83 fookin pages!?!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: smashedagain on January 21, 2013, 02:26:50 PM
Ha ha. Cos was when I woke up this morning so bumped that :)

Long overdue here. Saw you had some success last night/ early morning.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: teamonkey on April 28, 2013, 05:30:56 PM
Really enjoyed reading this diary. Any chance of any updates?

Been in north sea for just over 2 weeks and it's been a breath of fresh air to read a few pages a day.

Really liked the real life to poker ratio in it, but I need updates or I shall have to find another one to read ( or worse, start one myself when im offshore next )


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 28, 2013, 06:34:19 PM
Hey mate. Ty very much for the feedback. Life's been pretty straightforward recently. Nothing to report- will endeavour to keep this updated tho


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: Oxford_HRV on April 28, 2013, 07:15:32 PM
Life's been pretty straightforward recently. Nothing to report- will endeavour to keep this updated tho

need some diary action


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on April 28, 2013, 07:34:48 PM
Life's been pretty straightforward recently. Nothing to report- will endeavour to keep this updated tho

need some diary action

I'll post the j3o hand


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 05, 2013, 12:36:59 PM
Purchased my copy of The Mental Game of Poker today. I feel like I'm coping with the negativitey a lot better at the mo but it comes and goes. I'm hoping the book will help with the downs. I will report back my findings!

This moment sorted me out. Have been cycling back thru the diary. Fucking hell I was one moaning whinging twat. How did anyone put up with me?!?!


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: tight4better on May 05, 2013, 01:19:31 PM
Purchased my copy of The Mental Game of Poker today. I feel like I'm coping with the negativitey a lot better at the mo but it comes and goes. I'm hoping the book will help with the downs. I will report back my findings!

This moment sorted me out. Have been cycling back thru the diary. Fucking hell I was one moaning whinging twat. How did anyone put up with me?!?!

We've had 159 pages of Belton mate.


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on May 05, 2013, 01:45:17 PM
Purchased my copy of The Mental Game of Poker today. I feel like I'm coping with the negativitey a lot better at the mo but it comes and goes. I'm hoping the book will help with the downs. I will report back my findings!

This moment sorted me out. Have been cycling back thru the diary. Fucking hell I was one moaning whinging twat. How did anyone put up with me?!?!

We've had 159 pages of Belton mate.

Very true. Maybe he should hire me as his life coach

Barry can I get a free copy of book 2 pls?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: celtic on July 11, 2013, 05:59:54 AM
Now the wsop is all but over, how painful has it been, being in England, and reading ll the fb/twitter/blonde updates?


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: George2Loose on July 11, 2013, 08:20:05 AM
I always enjoy reading about tbh as much as I want to be there playing. Maybe next year :)


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: CHIPPYMAN on July 11, 2013, 09:04:22 AM
I always enjoy bitching  about tbh as much as I want to be there playing. Maybe next year I go there and do more bitching .

FYP


Title: Re: The chuckle chronicles
Post by: MrsG2L on August 02, 2013, 05:48:56 PM
Purchased my copy of The Mental Game of Poker today. I feel like I'm coping with the negativitey a lot better at the mo but it comes and goes. I'm hoping the book will help with the downs. I will report back my findings!

This moment sorted me out. Have been cycling back thru the diary. Fucking hell I was one moaning whinging twat. How did anyone put up with me?!?!

We've had 159 pages of Belton mate.

Very true. Maybe he should hire me as his life coach

Barry can I get a free copy of book 2 pls?


Have you read it???