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I think therefore I pokerz

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Raaby is OK, but as an individual, he is defined only by his relationship to the world and to other individuals; he exists only by transcending himself, and his freedom can be achieved only through the freedom of others. He justifies his existence by a movement which, like freedom, springs from his heart but which leads outside of himself.

A passing lampshade fades into the distance, eminating a foul and unusual smell, not unlike that of a rotting cat, all-in he cries and after wiping the tears away sees that the board has paired on the river

One time, just one time, one time u mother, of course the king falls on the turn, of course it fucking does, motherfucker

Peace then swamps one's body and an overiding feeling of detached bliss unfolds as the cards make their way back into the deck

 There is after all a kind of beauty in defeat  4s 5s

Straight flushes for show, trips for dough

The Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

If poker isn't everything, it's not worth a single hour of someone's trouble

Is anything everything?

Yes

Is everything anything?

Everything is a concept that we, as human beings, lack the capacity to fully understand

?

When was the beginning of time and the universe?

If there was such a starting point, what came before it?

'Everything' is a constituent of this and other more complex theortical questions

run that by me again. I am completely baffled.

quod erat demonstrandum

FYP

'Alles' is een bestanddeel van deze en andere meer complexe theoretische capaciteit vragen

Gave me the best grin of the day.

Blatant "I didn't have to google that" brag IMO.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my poker... I want to achieve it through not dying

Is death the end or can you rebuy?

re buy period over belive you can add on (Subject to funds being available)

et cetera

Big fleas have little fleas, on their backs to bite em.

Those fleas have other fleas, and so on, ad infinitum.

Thats a bit too early in the thread. We're still at the primordial soup stage and fleas and their fleas have not yet evolved.

That's why I created this parallel universe.

Who said that?

Yes, he did.

No. He's on second.

a second may seem like a very small time frame to us, but to fleas, who only have a life expectancy of a day or two, a second may be the equivalent of a whole afternoon, well it will do once they have evolved, assuming they do actually evolve in the alternative universe that is this thread. Probably shouldn't assume anythng in this thread though.

If I were a flea, I'd be a sex God.

don't get me started on God or Gods

Statistically, 2 out of 3 Riga taxi drivers will rip you off.

Statistically, if I stay here long enough, 2 out of 3 Riga taxis will have their back seat upholstery covered in ink.

A Situationist response to the scamming taxi driver phenomenon.

Just got an email from Full Tilt entitled "When to slow play"

At first I misread it and thought it was an update on their withdrawals situation.

absolutely terrible. your banters gone downhill m8.

It was never up to much