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This may be a bit of a juggling act, & I'm sure it's doomed to fail, but I'm doing Play The Presenter (PTP) next door, tonight, & running a little Fun Comp.

It is based upon 4 Featured Tourneys tonight, though you only need to play 3 of them.

As an expereiment, probably one-off, the identical Linger-Longer will be available here on blonde tonight, too.

Here's the Rules. Sort of.

You MUST play a minimum of THREE of the FOUR Tourneys.

It will be based upon % of each field beaten. Too complicated to explain right now, but the Spreadsheets will be published during the Evening, & it will all make sense. Ish.

You MUST Post your name on this Thread by EIGHT PM. The first Tourney starts at 7pm, but I see no good reason why an hours grace cannot be allowed. Those who have already entered the 7pm Sleepstack can STILL enter this Fun Comp up until 8pm, & your results for the 7pm Tourney WILL still count.

ONLY blondes who have been a Member of blonde since before January 1st are eligible. You can only be in the blonde one, those who enter the one next door are not eligible for the blonde one, & vice-versa.

I may change the Rules if I've forgotten anything. ;)

Prizes?

Winner gets a £24 SPT Semi-Final Seat for a night of their choosing.

If there are MORE than 20 "eligible" Entries, the Runner-up will get an £11 TSP Classic Seat, for any weekday night they choose.

What are the 4 Featured Tourneys?

7pm - tikay Sleepstack. 10 seater, £11, 5,000 chips. I may arrive late, as I'm busy in the office, but you'll not notice any difference, I rarely play any hands in Hour One of Deepies.

8pm - Double Stack Main Event, 6 seater, 4,000 chips, £22, £4,000 Guaranteed.

8.30pm - TOTTY, £5.50, 2,500 chips.

9pm - TSP Classic, £11, 2,000 chips.

As the scoring system takes a bit of work, I will ask Merenovice, who runs this system for me next door, & so has all the spreadsheets ready-formatted, to keep the Spreadsheets updated for us.

TIKAY10 - all 4 Tourneys.

Not got a clue what is going on and how you win. tikay has much to learn!

In the first three. Bulldozer

Nor me, Rich, nor me.

Essentially, it's a Last-Longer over 3 or 4 Tourneys, the results from all 3 or 4  are totted up & the best aggregate score wins.

Sorry I never had chance to go through it with you earlier, I'm flat to the boards here.

Only 18 more Entries needed, or else my bright idea will end in glorious failure......

It's pretty simple.
Everyone ships me £5 on 'Stars and I draw a winner out of the hat.
I then make up some numbers to confuse Tikay.

You know it makes sense.

In the first three. 7pm,8pm,8.30pm. Good luck everyone.
Cormach.

In the 7.00, 8.30 & 9.00. Would have been in the 8.00 as well but my 24hr deposit limit was set to £25 :(

I'm in the 8pm, 8:30pm and 9pm ones :) 

Oops! Sorry forgot that the 8.00 is the league jobbie. So unfortunately I've had to pull out of this as I haven't got enough in my account to play 3 if one of them is the £22er.

:(

graham0573?

Can you transfer funds?  I'll lend you a tenner if you like and can to get around this 24 hour thing?
That's me

Ditto ..  Coffeencrm alias

Bugger.

Late afternoon, & things went tits up in the office & a bunch of urgent stuff came up, rushed out of the office & then got stuck in traffic, & had not Registered earlier, as I usually do.

Rung a few friends to give them my Log-In details, so they could sort it, but none of them answered. Must have known it was me........3 of them have since rung back, but too late.

So I'm now only in the 8pm, Main, 8.30pm TOTTY, & 9pm TSP Classic.

What am I?

Answers on a postcard please


... to help Grandad out obv   ;D

An old man with senile dementia!!!!

Will play the last 3.... briefly....

I was gonna go with 'doofus' as a first option, but then realised that may be a little unfair as it's probably just the Alzheimer's kicking in early

Early? I read that as a compliment.

I was being cooey-wooey to soften the 'doofus' blow :)

I'm pretty sure that claw meant "before 8pm".

No need.

I don't even know what a "doofus" is, ffs. Is it nice?

Considering some of the available alternatives, I think that you should consider it as akin to "sweetheart".

if it's any help, it's a term of endearment i often use for the likes of kinboshi, gatso and nirvana.

Oh, I see. The ultimate rub, then.

I looked it up.

a somewhat dimwitted or silly person.
the driver of that car is on the wrong side of the road , what a gugg !

Gugg? WTF? Where DO these words come from? Mere won't be able to find the Latin root of that one, I fancy.

If I remember my Latin declensions correctly:

gugga, gugga, guggam, guggae, guggae, gugga


Basically, an eejit.

"declensions"?

Gotta love that word!

Hated it when I was 16.

Here are tonight's runners and riders:

Tikay10
Bulldozer
Cormach
graham0573
COFFEENCRM
jakally


So, you've got a 1 in 5 chance of winning the prize or, if you include Tikay10, a 1 in 5 chance of winning the prize.

Redundant rub, down to dust in the ME already, forgot to enter the Sleepie.

One's cup runneth over.

Did you leave the tap running?

Current scores:

Name                   700SS   800DS   830ToT   900TSP      Total          Entries
Tikay10                      7.38                                                1
Bulldozer           53.85           9.23                                                2
Cormach           65.38           16.61                                                2
graham0573              97.05                                                1
COFFEENCRM              31.37                                                1
jakally                              54.24                                                1


The numbers are the percentage of the field that you are beating so you want nice big numbers. :-)))

So, 7.38 is sub-optimal, if I catch your drift correctly?

Pretty much; unless I've got the decimal point in the wrong place.

OMG.

I just got bluffed by Tighty in the TOTTY.

It just gets worse.

Latest:

> Name    700SS    800DS    830ToT    900TSP   Total    Entries
> Cormach    57.69    21.77    59.3                        138.77    3
> Bulldozer    65.38    10.7             9.3                          85.39    3
> Tikay10                    11.44    26.74                        2
> graham0573            99.63    43.02                        2
> COFFEENCRM            35.42    95.35                            2
> jakally                   65.68            65.12                            2

64th in the TOT

14th in the Sleepstack

Muffed.

Latest:

Name                           700SS   800DS   830ToT   900TSP      Total
COFFEENCRM                      50.18             89.53   77.56                217.28
jakally                                      63.47             80.23   32.68                176.38
graham0573                      93.73            25.58   53.17                172.48
Tikay10                              45.76            51.16   64.88               161.8
Cormach                   50           83.03            19.77                  152.79
Bulldozer                  46.15           10.7             53.49                  110.34

Formatting this nicely is defeating me at the moment.
However, to try to make it clearer, the rightmost column is your score for the evening so far and the list is sorted in order of best performance.

Ms. HOLDORFOLD is leading the pack at present.

Tikay is climbing the table:

Name   700SS   800DS   830ToT   900TSP      Total
COFFEENCRM      54.61   83.72   82.93                       221.26
jakally      54.24   76.74   55.12                                       186.11
Tikay10      70.11   52.33   54.15                               176.58
Cormach   50   70.85   19.77                                  140.62
graham0573      58.3   25.58   51.71                       135.59
Bulldozer   46.15   10.7   63.95                                  120.81

HoldyFoldy busted me in the TOTTY after she made a HORRIFIC call. I don't think she realised it was me, & I always have it.

Am out of all, gl guys :)

Did you bluff?

Nah, I had K-K, (may have been Q-Q, I don't exactly recall) & she had 7-7.

Jeepers, he's in 2nd now!

Name   700SS   800DS   830ToT   900TSP      Total
COFFEENCRM      54.61   89.53   93.66      237.81
Tikay10      76.75   58.14   65.85      200.75
jakally      54.24   77.91   55.61      187.76
graham0573      58.3   25.58   52.68      136.57
Cormach   50   66.79   19.77         136.56
Bulldozer   46.15   10.7   61.63         118.48

I believe that these are the finishing positions.
The scores may change but the positions will not.
Congratulations to Ms. HOLDORFOLD.


Name   700SS   800DS   830ToT   900TSP      Total
COFFEENCRM      54.61   94.19   93.66      242.46
Tikay10      77.12   58.14   70.24      205.51
jakally      54.24   84.88   55.61      194.74
graham0573      58.3   25.58   52.68      136.57
Cormach   50   66.79   19.77         136.56
Bulldozer   46.15   10.7   61.63         118.48

She got so lucky, if her 7-7 had not busted my K-K or Q-Q she'd have been out by now.

PS - Well done. Sort of. xx

PS - Mere, does she win anything? Please say no.

Yeh, yeh, yeh.

LOLOLOL   You shoulda gone to specsavers ;-)    you had one of each or maybe one of the Q was a J or one of the K's was a J but I made a horrendous call .... I thought it was tighty who had shoved all in  ;)



and wiiiiiiiii for the £250 generous Tikay bonus prize iirc 













 ;hide;

Final results:

Name   700SS   800DS   830ToT   900TSP      Total
COFFEENCRM      54.61   94.19   85.85      234.65
Tikay10      77.12   58.14   70.24      205.51
jakally      54.24   88.37   55.61      198.23
graham0573      58.3   25.58   52.68      136.57
Cormach   50   66.79   19.77         136.56
Bulldozer   46.15   10.7   61.63         118.48