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Title: ophiuchus
Post by: gatso on January 14, 2011, 12:18:21 PM
so it turns out there's a new zodiac sign so for centuries not only was astrology a load of tosh but those who believed in it were doing it wrong. this pleases me so much

I'm no longer aquarius, been moved to capricorn

here's the new signs

Capricorn - Jan 20 to Feb 16
Aquarius - Feb 16 to Mar 11
Pisces - Mar 11 to Apr 18
Aries - Apr 18 to May 13
Taurus - May 13 to Jun 21
Gemini - Jun 21 to Jul 20
Cancer - Jul 20 to Aug 10
Leo - Aug 10 to Sep 16
Virgo - Sep 16 to Oct 30
Libra - Oct 30 to Nov 23
Scorpius - Nov 23 to Nov 29
Ophiuchus - Nov 29 to Dec 17
Sagittarius - Dec 17 to Jan 20


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: Woodsey on January 14, 2011, 12:21:34 PM
Bollocks to that, I'm not changing from Leo  >:(


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: boldie on January 14, 2011, 12:30:36 PM
It's always been bollocks but it's always great to see articles like this :)

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/101108/20110114/forget-ophiuchus-what-are-your-real-zodiac-signs.htm#


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: kinboshi on January 14, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
Bugger, it's now official.  I'm a fish.


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: GreekStein on January 14, 2011, 01:11:08 PM
I'm May 13th - does that make me a Taurus or Aries.

All complete bs anyway.


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: kinboshi on January 14, 2011, 01:11:54 PM
I'm May 13th - does that make me a Taurus or Aries.

All complete bs anyway.

Which is the hairiest?


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: Cf on January 14, 2011, 01:22:45 PM
Bollocks to that, i'm not changing to Leo :(


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: Laxie on January 14, 2011, 01:24:07 PM
No way I'm changing to the new one what wasn't even on the fecking list before.


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: boldie on January 14, 2011, 01:27:21 PM
No way I'm changing to the new one what wasn't even on the fecking list before.

I'm fairly sure it's a good Irish star sign...sounds like something an Irishman (or Yank living in Ireland) would say when he/she is pissed anyways.


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: kinboshi on January 14, 2011, 01:45:48 PM
No way I'm changing to the new one what wasn't even on the fecking list before.

I'm fairly sure it's a good Irish star sign...sounds like something an Irishman (or Yank living in Ireland) would say when he/she is pissed anyways.

Nah, it's far too short.


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: trafficjam on January 14, 2011, 02:03:17 PM
I have always been a fish and will stay a fish!


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: EvilPie on January 14, 2011, 02:33:47 PM
Finally realised why all my past relationships have ended in disaster!!

I was selecting women based on the wrong criteria!!

I wonder if I can claim for the unnecessary trauma?


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: kinboshi on January 14, 2011, 02:50:08 PM
Finally realised why all my past relationships have ended in disaster!!

I was selecting women based on the wrong criteria!!

I wonder if I can claim for the unnecessary trauma?

I'm sure they're getting over it now.  Especially if they "did a Janine".


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: Robert HM on January 14, 2011, 02:59:09 PM
Loving this quote:

The Christian Science Monitor said in an article that a recent Pew research found that 25 percent of Americans still believe in astrology despite "the complete lack of scientific and observational evidence for astrology."


kinboshi.... discuss


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: kinboshi on January 14, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
Loving this quote:

The Christian Science Monitor said in an article that a recent Pew research found that 25 percent of Americans still believe in astrology despite "the complete lack of scientific and observational evidence for astrology."


kinboshi.... discuss

Brilliant!  You have a source for that quote?

Edit: found it.

http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2011/0113/New-zodiac-signs-2011-Why-astrology-is-even-sillier-than-we-thought


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: bhoywonder on January 14, 2011, 03:53:11 PM
And I used to hold astrologers in such high esteem

Sigh


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: Swordpoker on January 14, 2011, 06:07:46 PM
Loving this quote:

The Christian Science Monitor said in an article that a recent Pew research found that 25 percent of Americans still believe in astrology despite "the complete lack of scientific and observational evidence for astrology."


kinboshi.... discuss

Superb! Will have to nick this one for facebook.


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: Claw75 on January 14, 2011, 08:31:54 PM
meh not much change for me - was always on the cusp anyway but now i'm just a definite saggy.  well, actually, no change at all, coz it's all bollox.


Title: Re: ophiuchus
Post by: paulhouk03 on January 14, 2011, 09:03:32 PM
LEOS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUPER HAPPYTHAT IM STILL A LEOOOO!!!!