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Title: Somebody please berate me Post by: pleno1 on January 14, 2011, 11:09:02 PM Full Tilt Poker Game #27276737496: Table Gear (heads up, deep) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:06:04 ET - 2011/01/14
Seat 1: pads1161 ($260.70) Seat 2: G_arijuana ($308.30) pads1161 posts the small blind of $0.50 G_arijuana posts the big blind of $1 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to pads1161 [Js Qd] pads1161 has 15 seconds left to act pads1161 raises to $3 G_arijuana calls $2 *** FLOP *** [Jh Ac 8c] G_arijuana checks pads1161 bets $4 G_arijuana calls $4 *** TURN *** [Jh Ac 8c] [Qh] G_arijuana checks pads1161 has 15 seconds left to act pads1161 bets $11 G_arijuana has 15 seconds left to act G_arijuana raises to $38 pads1161 calls $27 *** RIVER *** [Jh Ac 8c Qh] [Qs] G_arijuana has 15 seconds left to act G_arijuana bets $72 pads1161 calls $72 *** SHOW DOWN *** G_arijuana shows [Kc Th] a straight, Ace high pads1161 shows [Js Qd] a full house, Queens full of Jacks pads1161 wins the pot ($233.50) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $234 | Rake $0.50 Board: [Jh Ac 8c Qh Qs] Seat 1: pads1161 (small blind) showed [Js Qd] and won ($233.50) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks Seat 2: G_arijuana (big blind) showed [Kc Th] and lost with a straight, Ace high Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: h on January 14, 2011, 11:20:14 PM self abuse you kmow it makes sense
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: Robert HM on January 14, 2011, 11:50:07 PM idiot
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: sweet potata! on January 15, 2011, 12:00:35 AM Pleno you unadulterated twonk
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: sovietsong on January 15, 2011, 12:12:26 AM pass pre
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: mondatoo on January 15, 2011, 12:43:05 AM DIE
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: gatso on January 15, 2011, 12:44:11 AM mug
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: pokerfan on January 15, 2011, 12:47:47 AM Lolol WTF
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: pleno1 on January 15, 2011, 01:23:06 AM if i tell you all the reason, you are seriously going to berate me.... who wants to hear?
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: Claw75 on January 15, 2011, 01:38:52 AM doofus.
reason you are a doofus please. Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: TommyD on January 15, 2011, 01:39:18 AM if i tell you all the reason, you are seriously going to berate me.... who wants to hear? I'm new and therefore still not confident enough to berate you, so please go ahead. Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: titaniumbean on January 15, 2011, 01:49:24 AM if i tell you all the reason, you are seriously going to berate me.... who wants to hear? I'm new and therefore still not confident enough to berate you, so please go ahead. more than able to berate. go right ahead sir. ;whistle; Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: pleno1 on January 15, 2011, 01:59:25 AM I had two hard decisions, one i was considering calling with A high, the other (hand in question) I was tanking before shoving.
Had a huge brainfart and shoved the Ace high one and called the nuts one (this one) he had top set on the A high one and called and had nut straight on this one and wasn't folding. FML now tell me I'm an eejit and to never think about doing it again. tytyty Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: EvilPie on January 15, 2011, 02:02:23 AM [ ] Best in the business. Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: pleno1 on January 15, 2011, 02:04:41 AM [ ] Best in the business. Two goals for 2011 1) Be the best in the business 2) Get evilpie to like me Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: cambridgealex on January 15, 2011, 05:12:40 AM i had my suspicions before, but this has confirmed them. You are the worlds biggest nit and you think about things wayyyyy to much!
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: ChipRich on January 15, 2011, 06:20:49 AM your a joke
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: MC on January 15, 2011, 06:33:28 AM What a plonker!
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: pleno1 on January 15, 2011, 02:12:51 PM thanks guys <3
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: MTT DESTROYER on January 15, 2011, 02:17:06 PM Gimp
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: GreekStein on January 15, 2011, 02:26:38 PM you complete turdfart
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: titaniumbean on January 15, 2011, 05:23:16 PM wat a gibbon you are pleeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeNo Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: titaniumbean on January 15, 2011, 05:33:01 PM Giiibbbboooonnnnn!!!
(http://www.zooschool.ecsd.net/white%20handed%20gibbon.jpg) Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: doubleup on January 15, 2011, 10:17:26 PM .
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: sovietsong on January 16, 2011, 12:19:38 AM I just cant do it all the things I write are just too harsh. Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: BAM on January 16, 2011, 01:22:15 AM WP
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: SuuPRlim on January 16, 2011, 01:38:16 AM seems stnd to me, you hardly have the nuts
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: pokerfan on January 16, 2011, 03:27:12 AM seems stnd to me, you hardly have the nuts (http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/ppokerfan/9s9y53-Copy.jpg)Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: toddswain on January 18, 2011, 04:24:27 PM In for more berating
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: ChipRich on January 18, 2011, 05:11:17 PM tosser
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: Horneris on January 18, 2011, 05:12:47 PM Gimboid
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: Horneris on January 18, 2011, 05:12:57 PM Smeghead
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: titaniumbean on January 18, 2011, 05:42:26 PM Gimboid Smeghead SO MUCH WIN PLeeeeeno you peeeeeeenis!!!! Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: alex123 on January 20, 2011, 12:48:50 PM I had a worst FAIL couple days before while playing maxxpoker on facebook...
But it was in beginning of tourney - blinds were low and I played lose, so I call with 8 6 ... On flop - 8 6 Q Now I have 2 pairs, and one idiot who raised every hand before does a little raise, i call... Now on Turn - 8 6 Q 8 I now have FULL HOUSE and calling ALL-IN to give that bluffing bastard a lesson. That Idiot calls.. River - 8 6 Q 8 Q. what a bad day it was. Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: GreekStein on January 20, 2011, 01:09:26 PM abs pile of knob cheese
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: SuuPRlim on January 20, 2011, 01:56:06 PM I now have FULL HOUSE and calling ALL-IN to give that bluffing bastard a lesson. wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we showed him Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: Simon Galloway on January 20, 2011, 02:43:36 PM (http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk302/brian0721/Fail/fail2it9.jpg)
Title: Re: Somebody please berate me Post by: Longy on January 20, 2011, 10:46:50 PM I had a worst FAIL couple days before while playing maxxpoker on facebook... But it was in beginning of tourney - blinds were low and I played lose, so I call with 8 6 ... On flop - 8 6 Q Now I have 2 pairs, and one idiot who raised every hand before does a little raise, i call... Now on Turn - 8 6 Q 8 I now have FULL HOUSE and calling ALL-IN to give that bluffing bastard a lesson. That Idiot calls.. River - 8 6 Q 8 Q. what a bad day it was. At least you still play better than that cock Pee Leno. |