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Poker Forums => The Rail => Topic started by: selina on January 25, 2011, 06:46:42 PM



Title: Hi
Post by: selina on January 25, 2011, 06:46:42 PM
I'm new to blonde and dont really know what im doing tbh so be nice!
Most of you probably know the older, less talented but equally as fabulous version of me- Maylis Boardman, even if you dont we will both be at the APAT in bolton on friday so come and say hi :)
i've been playing poker for a few years but obvs i would like to improve my game by a long way so any advice would be lovely
thanks, thats it.


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: The_duke on January 25, 2011, 06:49:13 PM
I'm new to blonde and dont really know what im doing tbh so be nice!
Most of you probably know the older, less talented but equally as fabulous version of me- Maylis Boardman, even if you dont we will both be at the APAT in bolton on friday so come and say hi :)
i've been playing poker for a few years but obvs i would like to improve my game by a long way so any advice would be lovely
thanks, thats it.

Welcome Selina, and I will see you in Bolton - At the bar of course


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: pokerfan on January 25, 2011, 06:49:28 PM
 :hello:


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Leatherman on January 25, 2011, 06:51:08 PM
:hello:


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on January 25, 2011, 06:51:27 PM

Welcome to Blonde Selina


 :hello: :hello: ;karabiner; ;mexicanwave; ;letsparty;

I will be making the trip over to Bolton so i will make sure i come say hi to you!!


Please may i ask if you know the offside rule??


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: selina on January 25, 2011, 07:01:05 PM
well of course,
Offside is an offence committed by the team which has the ball and is punished with an indirect free kick. It is a common misconception that the ball must be played forward for an offside offense to be committed. This is incorrect however, as an offside offense is related to the position of the ball and the player receiving it rather than the direction it is played. If the player is in front of the ball when it is played and has not got at least two defending players closer to the defending goal line than they are, she or he is in an offside position.
But there are some exceptions

want me to expand leedsrhodesy?


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: mouth on January 25, 2011, 07:03:02 PM
Selina. Know your place.


Get over to the andy gray thread NOW :)


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: TightEnd on January 25, 2011, 07:06:46 PM
Hi Selina, welcome to blonde



Title: Re: Hi
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on January 25, 2011, 07:07:04 PM
well of course,
Offside is an offence committed by the team which has the ball and is punished with an indirect free kick. It is a common misconception that the ball must be played forward for an offside offense to be committed. This is incorrect however, as an offside offense is related to the position of the ball and the player receiving it rather than the direction it is played. If the player is in front of the ball when it is played and has not got at least two defending players closer to the defending goal line than they are, she or he is in an offside position.
But there are some exceptions

want me to expand leedsrhodesy?



love the banter you will love it here!!

Is it true you have won a   Bsop??  can you tell us more


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: selina on January 25, 2011, 07:15:53 PM
BSOP=youre just jealous


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Laxie on January 25, 2011, 07:30:27 PM
Hola Chicka and welcome to blonde!!!  xx


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: GreekStein on January 25, 2011, 07:31:37 PM
Pics or didn't happen


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Maylis on January 25, 2011, 07:36:07 PM
Selina stop lying about BSOP. 1 leg left and John is top and im second!


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Maylis on January 25, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
I reckon its about time they had a couple more 'blondes' on the forum anyway Selina so we should fit right in. x


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: selina on January 25, 2011, 07:49:04 PM
oi speak for yourself blondie im light brown!
yeh i did win one! i remember coz i was mad i had to split the winnings with andy coz he came 2nd lol


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Waz1892 on January 25, 2011, 07:49:19 PM
Welcome - Fairly new to blonde myself, so we can hold hands together!

(They seem to be a friendly welcoming bunch)


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: SuuPRlim on January 25, 2011, 07:56:21 PM
Welcome - Fairly new to blonde myself, so we can hold hands together!

(They seem to be a friendly welcoming bunch)

 :hello:

might be a queue tho


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Kev B on January 25, 2011, 07:59:15 PM
Hi Selina and Maylis. See you both at Bolton At the bar obv with Duke and right behind Laxie.


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Maylis on January 25, 2011, 08:17:53 PM
Hey kev didnt know u were going to be in Bolton this wkend. will be v nice to see u. Is the lovely Jules coming too? x


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Delboy on January 25, 2011, 08:27:45 PM
I miss Sunday8pm!

He would have loved this thread.


Welcome to blonde Selina & Maylis. I too maybe holding a Pint in Bolton at the weekend


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Bongo on January 25, 2011, 08:36:22 PM
Welcome to blonde!  ;welcome;


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: CHIPPYMAN on January 25, 2011, 10:25:44 PM
welcome 2 blonde...

 :hello: :hello: :hello: :hello: :hello:


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Rod on January 25, 2011, 11:30:23 PM
Welcome to Blonde. Thought Mayliss was already registered on here tbh.

Im sure you will see quite a few of us in Bolton.

Welcome to blonde Selina & Maylis. I too maybe will holding a Pint in Bolton at the weekend
Fixed for you Del, and I concur.


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: amcgrath1uk on January 25, 2011, 11:35:59 PM
Welcome to blonde!  ;welcome;

this, and see you at the bar when Chezger celebrate this weekend ;)


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: technolog on January 25, 2011, 11:51:00 PM
Hello the other Boardman. Maylis warned us about you.


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Horneris on January 26, 2011, 01:06:40 AM

 :hello: ;welcome;




Title: Re: Hi
Post by: thetank on January 26, 2011, 01:21:12 AM

 :hello: ;welcome;




welcome

smashing place


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Ironside on January 26, 2011, 02:25:09 AM
see you in bolton i will be the one trying to get duke away from the bar so i can get a drink


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: technolog on January 26, 2011, 06:53:23 AM
see you in bolton i will be the one trying to get duke away from the bar so i can get a drink

...and failing ldo.


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: Kev B on January 26, 2011, 01:12:38 PM
Hey kev didnt know u were going to be in Bolton this wkend. will be v nice to see u. Is the lovely Jules coming too? x

Jools is on a girly birthday trip to Funny Girls. just me poker and the bar this weekend.


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: selina on January 26, 2011, 05:53:42 PM
Hello the other Boardman. Maylis warned us about you.

warned you of my sick poker skills? thought so ;)


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on January 27, 2011, 03:43:05 AM
Hello the other Boardman. Maylis warned us about you.

warned you of my sick poker skills? thought so ;)


[ ] You have sick poker skills
[/] you have won 5/6  flips for Dinner
[/] you have a great arse
[/] im going to get a slap in the morning


Title: Re: Hi
Post by: selina on January 28, 2011, 07:47:03 PM
Hello the other Boardman. Maylis warned us about you.

warned you of my sick poker skills? thought so ;)


[ ] You have sick poker skills
[/] you have won 5/6  flips for Dinner
[/] you have a great arse
[/] im going to get a slap in the morning

carry on like that cheeky and you will definitely see my arse back of my hand

[ ] these check box things are super cool