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This is reverse sheep quiz 44 I'm told and you're welcome to it.

Rules (mainly c+p from Joobie's with Claw sticking her oar in occasionally where it wasn't wanted so any complaints can be directed to them pair) :D

Here's the deal.

There are 10 questions, PM your answers for them to me by 6pm on Monday February 14th, each answer on a separate line please, next to the corresponding question number.
Your score for each question is the number of people who give the same correct answer. So you want to go for answers that you think will be less commonly given. Levelling commonly happens. The answer most commonly given is called the sheep, with the corresponding sheep score.
You are not allowed to do any research such as Sharpling (aka searching the internetz) - all answers from your own head innit?
If you give an incorrect answer, you will receive the sheep score + 5.
You MUST pass on one question and score a 0 for that question but you cannot pass on question 5 - Farce City Central
Spelling mistakes will invoke an unnecessary air of superiority which will inevitably be followed by me making a complete arse of myself. However, they may still invoke a penalty - so spell check please children.

Any questions post in this thread (or PM), but don’t post your answers obv.
The reveal will be 8.30pm(ish) on Tuesday February 15th

The next QM will be decided at random it seems.

Objections are allowed but may be ignored/punished (PMT bit removed coz I ain't a girl - but I am having trouble sleeping atm so I may rip some fecker's head off if it carries on for another week!)
I reserve the right to change these rules without notice at anytime before the start of the reveal.

oh - the winner loser QM (or appointer thereof) is the person with the lowest score ;)

In the event of a tie, the best answer to Q5 as judged by me will be the winner loser QM.

Questions

1. Match one of the substances with its chemical symbol e.g. B6

A Copper sulphate	|	1 NaCl
B Methane	|	2 C3H8
C Water	|	3 CaO
D Salt	|	4 CO2
E Sulphuric acid	|	5 CH4
F Quicklime	|	6 H2O
G Carbon dioxide	|	7 CuSO4
H Propane	|	8 H2SO4

2. Name a county that played cricket in the 2010 County Championship (Div 1 or 2).

3. Give a prime number between 1 and 50.

4. Name one of the 15 National Trails (long distance walks) in England & Wales.

5. Name a commonly heard, euphemistic term for male or female masturbation (YOU CANNOT PASS THIS QUESTION – EMBRACE THE FARCE)

6. Name one of the top 10 best-selling cars in the UK in 2010 as listed by Car magazine (make & model, e.g. Skoda Octavia)

7. Name a film that Renee Zellweger has appeared in since 2001 (as listed by IMDb)

8. Name an ingredient commonly found in Christmas cake.

9. Give the name of a team that competed at the 2010 APAT UK Team Championships

10. Name one of the world's 10 largest deserts in terms of area.


23 entrants
hector62
jbworldwide
moonandback
Girgy85
Cf
TightEnd
redsimon
The duke
Waz1892
Claw75
TheWhisper
Laxie x2  ::)
kinboshi
Ironside
TRIP5
snoopy1239
stato_1
trafficjam
Longines
sharplea
rex008
bhoywonder
Silo Graham

LOL

Clears diary for reveal night

In Paris on reveal night.  Sighhhhhh.  Will see what I can do, but no promises.

FFS get your arse entered missus. If I'm having a bad night, you are too!

EDIT: Just re-read this and I'm not advocating anything too risque you understand  ;ashamed;

clarification please


the winner appoints a new QM at random? and keeps appointing until someone accepts?

a cricket question and a walking question?! ffs!

I know Chicka, I know...was thinking the same.  Least we'll knock Q5 outta the park.

Lowest scorer is QM or appoints. I am random :)

FFS - if you can't name a cricket playing county, it's time to give up chicka, the walking question may be the reason God invented RSQ passes and I pandered to your specialised subject on Q5. Can't do right for doing wrong!

qfmft.

hun.

Is that your answer Lax  :dontask:

Geo

Wouldn't dare discuss answers in the thread as that's against the rules...and this pack of feckers are always looking for a reason to give me trouble.

cf's answer for 5 is clear.

Masturbate.

can't use the same term as in the question innit.  i reckon he'll go for 'intimate massage'

Any questions on hotel streaking

'Items you might find in a lift' would have been a good one too.

Couldn't think of a way to work it in Iron, or the lift 'incident' - obv shoulda talked to Dawn...

Good questions, hun. Might actually manage to enter this one.

is that your answer to q5 on last week's quiz?

lol the scores for Q1 should be interesting if QM thinks B and 6 go together.

Yes, I'm stupid. But not stupid enough to give an answer for free. I hope  ;pokergods;

Entered.

In the quiz obv!

:D

entered (http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs8/i/2005/331/8/f/_handjob__by_TheEmerald.gif)

Sod it.  Imma enter today just in case I find some free time on reveal night.  Expect you lot to fight me corner if I'm missing - please and thanks.  If for no other reason but to give him a hard time.  Cheers!

Q6.

Is that retail or does it also include fleet purchases?

No asking for clarification. Answer as you see fit and object on reveal night. Don't let QM prepare!

Very much ^THIS^ ffs!  You've been playing the game long enough to know that Kin.  Ever since you lost coffee duty in the back room, yer brain has gone to mush.

They'll be no debate - he's already said which list he's using for his top 10 - so the answers will be from that list.  I just wanted to check so my answer is correct.  There is no room for farce on this one.

Entered anyway.  Gone for an answer that would be top 10 for both.

Only 13 entered so far - unlucky for some. I think I know who it's going to be unlucky for too.

I entered no name on list though

Sorry. Didn't realise I was meant to be organised.

No worries - you're not

IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN

damn this quiz is tricky!!!!!

xx

Just over 24 hours to go till entries close.

16 in so far.

Come on people! Use the last bit of your weekend for something worthwhile  ::)

any suggestions?

For you? Sky sit n gos. I might play a few later, I'm just going to watch either Invictus or The Wrestler. Which d'ya reckon?

are either of them in 3D?

No :(

neither then!

The Wrestler it is then.

You'll love Invictus. Good film.

The Wrestler less so, imo, apart from Marisa Tomei

Have I won yet?

DAMN!!!

The reveal is on Valentines day and there is NO WAY I'll get away with spending two hours in front of the computer during the reveal...

Sorry guys....GLGLGLGLGLGL

I'm prob likely to object to something so you can decide which one between ya!!

xx

reveals on 15th

blatant I have a partner brag

this.  I am obv free tonight, tomorrow, whenever :D

reduced rates for Valentines day I like it

::)

Just 5 hours to go before entries close. Though if you look like you might know yer stuff on Q5, I might let a late entry or two in.

I'm looking forward to this one. Can we do the reveal today instead?

Feck off!  Some of us have plans.  Tomorrow is good though.  Hopefully.

As I'm feeling particularly masochistic, I'm still accepting entries for the time being. No need to thank me :)

can you do a shock reveal tonight please? Laxie can't make it, and the tilt factor in Paris would be enormously satisfying.

thanks Jack

Just sent. Was going to do it today, then ended up doing 9 staff appraisals. Lack of surfing time not amusing :)

But, going to miss the reveal. Tuesday night is pub quiz night. Is it.

Oh crap, I forgot!

Come on Silo! You've got until I'm out of the Take On Tikay tourney on Sky.

be quick Silo :)

 :'(

I would obv, but the lure of the cheesecake is just too strong. No, not a Q5 entry.

Wots ur opinion on late entrants...namely moi?...plz

Get it in quick, said the actress...

Thx..will make my niteshift more bearable when I win

lol you lasted 5 minutes :D ?

Just out now. I'll give stragglers until 11pm.

This is pretty desperate.

yip

Entries closed :)

Unless you get them in within the next 20 minutes? :)

Sigh and bite me.  As it turns out there MAY be a disruption to my intentions of being here tomorrow night.  Will get back to ya.  No harm keeping ya on yer toes though.   ;)

Is it 8.30pm yet?

Says he who wanted the reveal on Valentine's.

;)

lol nh

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I didn't miss the reveal..I misread the instructions (for the third week in a row...) Still, could be worse!!!!

See you at 8.30ish

xx

This RSQ is for general information purposes only. The questions and answers are provided by Jack and while he will endeavour to have his answers up to date and correct, he makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the answers. Any reliance you place on such information is therefore strictly at your own risk.

Some of you (Adam you know who you are) may have used websites or links to other websites which are not under the control of Jack. He has no control over the nature, content and availability of those sites or indeed the accuracy of said Googled sites.

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Farce – noun
A comic dramatic work using buffoonery and horseplay and typically including crude characterization and ludicrously improbable situations. An event or situation that is absurd or disorganized

Sums it all up I suppose

Quoted for slander.

Happy to show you my internet history and take an official lie detector test to prove I did not cheat/use dodgy websites. All these answers are from my own head.

Hence why I'm coming last, innit ;)

erm slander is spoken - that was libel - sigh no wonder you come last

OBJECTION!!!!!



Adam doesn't know who he is.

Laptop: working
Glass of red: poured
Me: waiting

Fyp

Last minute checks complete. Dress rehearsal a success.

Can't see anything going wrong at all  ::)

Off to eat my salad - food of champions.

Oh btw, following on in mistress Claw's inimitable footsteps, I'm scheduling a wee/tea break after Q5. Deal with it.


It'll be around 11.15 I reckon.

I gotta go work...sighhhhhh....scheduled 1st break 8.31 pm.

Let's go go go go

Right. Let's get this show on the road.

Is the American/Irish/French contingent in yet?

I'm hoping for an 8:30:00pm time stamp on my 1st Q. Wish me luck!

never mind wishing you luck, just get on with it

+1

1. Match the substance with its chemical symbol e.g. B6

A Copper sulphate	|	1 NaCl
B Methane	|	2 C3H8
C Water	|	3 CaO
D Salt	|	4 CO2
E Sulphuric acid	|	5 CH4
F Quicklime	|	6 H2O
G Carbon dioxide	|	7 CuSO4
H Propane	|	8 H2SO4

Name	Answer	Score
TheWhisper	PASS	0	PASS
moonandback	A7	1	ACE
bhoywonder	G4	1	ACE
Laxie	B5	2
snoopy1239	B5	2
Girgy85	C6	2
Silo Graham	C6	2
kinboshi	E8	2
Longines	E8	2
Ironside	F3	3
rex008	F3	3
Stato_1	F3	3
Claw75	D1	5	SHEEP
hector62	D1	5	SHEEP
sharplea	D1	5	SHEEP
trafficjam	D1	5	SHEEP
TRIP5	D1	5	SHEEP
Cf	H2	5	SHEEP
jbworldwide	H2	5	SHEEP
redsimon	H2	5	SHEEP
The duke	H2	5	SHEEP
TightEnd	H2	5	SHEEP
Waz1892	B4	10	FAIL

wtf kind of answer format is that?!?!?

fs

claw & Cf's cross-posting cost me the :00 fml :(

lol my work here is done

The sort you're getting all night. Get on with the abuse.

disable the warning thing.  it'll slow you up big time tonight if you don't.

ok - it's fucking stupid and hard to read. moron.

you can do that? wish i'd have known when running these things!

err, how?

i can't remember - turned mine off ages ago.  in options somewhere probs.  will have a look.

I've got the bonnet up and I'm having a tinker.

In bed ill. I cannot read the answers in your format. Please change asap thnaks

the boss has spoken

gtfo, as if.

Get well soon.

Go to your profile.  Look and layout preferences.  Tick the box next to 'Don't warn on new replies made while posting'

Done.

Now supercharged!

This is supposed to be an RSQ reveal not teaching the QM the basics of the internet. Just live with the reply thingy and get onto q2 after a ridic farceless q1.

No objections? Anyone feel the need to take the mickey out of Waz?

what a wazzock.

next!

I actually checked my message to you as I thought - No way Did I put that...

..cough...(Typo of course)

Can't object if I can't see the answers. Have fun all. Cf do your worst!

2. Name a county that played cricket in the 2010 County Championship (Div 1 or 2).

Name	Answer	Score
Laxie	PASS	0	PASS
The duke	Derbyshire	1	ACE
Ironside	Hampshire	1	ACE
snoopy1239	Kent	1	ACE
jbworldwide	Northamptonshire	1	ACE
moonandback	Surrey	1	ACE
Claw75	Middlesex	2
trafficjam	Middlesex	2
bhoywonder	Warwickshire	2
Longines	Warwickshire	2
Cf	Worcestershire	2
TightEnd	Worcestershire	2
kinboshi	Yorkshire	2
TRIP5	Yorkshire	2
Silo Graham	Sussex	4
Stato_1	Sussex	4
TheWhisper	Sussex	4
Waz1892	Sussex	4
Girgy85	Glamorgan	5	SHEEP
hector62	Glamorgan	5	SHEEP
redsimon	Glamorgan	5	SHEEP
rex008	Glamorgan	5	SHEEP
sharplea	Glamorgan	5	SHEEP

I've got this locked up...easy game

Woah hang on a minute. Where do you think you're going? You're the one who's inflicted us with this.

please post the answers in a normal format jack - it really is horrible

Damn right. Feel the fecking pain imo.

It's a thing of functional beauty. You just need to get used to it innit.

well at least do the sheep at the top ffs

Sorry. Can't start caving this early. Thin end of the wedge imo. Might give you a few crumbs later.

No objections? Moving on...

i'm abstaining from the thread til you sort it.

oh, except i won't know if you've changed it if i'm abstaining.  fml. 

ffs

I'm gonna be a great qm....wooohooo

you can't be any fecking worse tbf.

too early to say 'worst qm ever'?

Next q

Scores after question 2

Name	Points
Laxie	2
moonandback	2
bhoywonder	3
snoopy1239	3
Ironside	4
kinboshi	4
Longines	4
TheWhisper	4
jbworldwide	6
Silo Graham	6
The duke	6
Cf	7
Claw75	7
Girgy85	7
Stato_1	7
TightEnd	7
trafficjam	7
TRIP5	7
rex008	8
hector62	10
redsimon	10
sharplea	10
Waz1892	14

sorry back to Q1 (just finished eating, huge Chinese by the way) - how is C3H8 not propane

As a noob, are running scores not usual? Either way, farce!

..and on we go...

Q1 doesn't need re-visiting...nothing to see..move along

I failed q1? Propane is c3h8. Objection

Ah, see the point about the post warning thingy now...

no we passed. sheep answer tho.

It is.

Posting blind of the answers. Did I ace worcestershire?

erm then explain

No. I said it too. Damn you.

i just went back and checked - it's fine as far as i can see (unlike the fucking formatting)

Ok. Is qm posting answers vewry wqidew acroiss the page?

I haven't looked - just objecting as a matter of course

2 points - you and cf.

Ill or drunk?

H was propane

2 was C3H8

Your answer was H2 - correct but same as 4 others - hence 5 points & a sheep.

no - he's just copy and pasting from a spreadsheet coz he's a lazy sod

Looks fine from here.

ty Longines

A thing of beauty as I said. Right, on we go...

3. Give a prime number between 1 and 50

Name	Answer	Score
Laxie	13	1	ACE
TRIP5	29	1	ACE
snoopy1239	41	1	ACE
Silo Graham	3	2
Stato_1	3	2
trafficjam	11	2
Waz1892	11	2
bhoywonder	37	2
Ironside	37	2
Cf	43	2
Longines	43	2
Claw75	17	3	SHEEP
jbworldwide	17	3	SHEEP
sharplea	17	3	SHEEP
hector62	23	3	SHEEP
kinboshi	23	3	SHEEP
TheWhisper	23	3	SHEEP
moonandback	31	3	SHEEP
rex008	31	3	SHEEP
TightEnd	31	3	SHEEP
Girgy85	47	3	SHEEP
redsimon	47	3	SHEEP
The duke	47	3	SHEEP

sigh

was ready to object to 1.

I'm the only one that's Prime imo

eek massive quote fail by me

Wow this is easy. Just piss everybody off and watch the objections dry up. Genius imo.

i'm available for lessons on basic internet usage if required

I have now disabled my post notification doobry in readiness for when i am QM. But i guess that is not going to be next week.

Yer. Switch it back on for now eh? :)

Scores after question 3

Name	Points
Laxie	3
snoopy1239	4
bhoywonder	5
moonandback	5
Ironside	6
Longines	6
kinboshi	7
TheWhisper	7
Silo Graham	8
TRIP5	8
Cf	9
jbworldwide	9
Stato_1	9
The duke	9
trafficjam	9
Claw75	10
Girgy85	10
TightEnd	10
rex008	11
hector62	13
redsimon	13
sharplea	13
Waz1892	16

Oh dear god don't let laxie win

Ready for Q4 then?

yes hurry up

Bit tough this one. Apologies :)

4. Name one of the 15 National Trails (long distance walks) in England & Wales.

Name	Answer	Score
bhoywonder	PASS	0	PASS
Cf	PASS	0	PASS
Claw75	PASS	0	PASS
Girgy85	PASS	0	PASS
jbworldwide	PASS	0	PASS
kinboshi	PASS	0	PASS
sharplea	PASS	0	PASS
Silo Graham	PASS	0	PASS
snoopy1239	PASS	0	PASS
Stato_1	PASS	0	PASS
trafficjam	PASS	0	PASS
Waz1892	PASS	0	PASS
Laxie	Cleveland Way	1	ACE/SHEEP
The duke	Hadrian's Wall	1	ACE/SHEEP
TightEnd	North Downs trail	1	ACE/SHEEP
moonandback	Offa's Dyke path	1	ACE/SHEEP
rex008	Pembrokeshire Coast Path	1	ACE/SHEEP
redsimon	Pennine Way	1	ACE/SHEEP
Ironside	The Ridgeway	1	ACE/SHEEP
TRIP5	Yorkshire Wolds	1	ACE/SHEEP
TheWhisper	Tarka Trail	6	FAIL
hector62	The Gower Peninsula	6	FAIL
Longines	West Highland Way	6	FAIL

daft q

As bad as my fruit machine one

fyp

OBJECT!!!!!

Pass should be the sheep IMHO!!!!!

Onto the q we've all been waiting for...

next week's?

Hmmmm. It's an interesting point you make Irene.










 ;dingdell;

Is this brit awards thing on tele live?

dawn said she was going to take drastic measures to get the QM spot back.  does googling count as a drastic measure?

ffs. Helps to read to the end of the whole fecking q....

No objections? Scores coming...

We could formally accuse her of googling and get her dq'd...

it's on now - probs on a 10 min delay or something

Sort it QM!!!!!!!

I've never seen in my 3 previous RSQ THIS amount of Pass's for one question..as the amount of passes is > the sheep the pass should be the sheep for Q4...

that's kind of where i was going - let's look at hte rest of her answers before making a definitive judgement in her absence.

amount of passes is due to it being a shit rsq question

V true...but the passes still outweigh the sheeps...

So 9 good ones?

Passes can't be a sheep. Behave.

Scores after question 4

Name	Points
Laxie	4
snoopy1239	4
bhoywonder	5
moonandback	6
Ironside	7
kinboshi	7
Silo Graham	8
Cf	9
jbworldwide	9
Stato_1	9
trafficjam	9
TRIP5	9
Claw75	10
Girgy85	10
The duke	10
TightEnd	11
Longines	12
rex008	12
sharplea	13
TheWhisper	13
redsimon	14
Waz1892	16
hector62	19

I reckon they can, surely the sheep is the ones who follow each other

The QM makes the rules ;)

This RSQ is for general information purposes only. The questions and answers are provided by Jack and while he will endeavour to have his answers up to date and correct, he makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the answers. Any reliance you place on such information is therefore strictly at your own risk.

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Farce – noun: A comic dramatic work using buffoonery and horseplay and typically including crude characterization and ludicrously improbable situations. An event or situation that is absurd or disorganized.

© The duke 2011

9 less shit ones

Right you wankers. I'm about to let fly with Q5.

On ITV +1, so a bit behind myself...............but Adele............WOW.

Praise indeed!

i didn't' realise there was an ITV1+1 now. when did that start?

an hour after itv

Frame and print it...prob the only compliment you'll get this side of Easter ;) xx

Was hoping bieber would get shot by a harpoon gun. But if it's on a 10 min delay figured they'd have edited that out.

wait til you see rhianna imo

next please

5. Name a commonly heard, euphemistic term for male or female masturbation (YOU CANNOT PASS THIS QUESTION – EMBRACE THE FARCE)

Name	Answer	Score
Ironside	Bashing the bishop	1	ACE
kinboshi	Box the jesuit	1	ACE
bhoywonder	Crank the shaft	1	ACE
Longines	Full throttle	1	ACE
Silo Graham	Knocking one out	1	ACE
trafficjam	Pocket billiards	1	ACE
snoopy1239	Shaking the hand of the one-eyed milkman	1	ACE
Stato_1	Slapping the salami	1	ACE
The duke	Smack the pony	1	ACE
Claw75	Strumming the banjo	1	ACE
Laxie	Tickling the taco	1	ACE
Cf	Yank the plank	1	ACE
hector62	Choking the chicken	2
rex008	Choking the chicken	2
TightEnd	Spank the monkey	2
TRIP5	Spank yer monkey	2
Girgy85	Flicking the bean	3	SHEEP
moonandback	Flicking the bean	3	SHEEP
redsimon	Flicking the bean	3	SHEEP
jbworldwide	Fapping	8	FAIL
sharplea	Jacking off	8	FAIL
TheWhisper	Wanking	8	FAIL
Waz1892	Wanking	8	FAIL

mid jan i think. channel 131 on sky

sigh - i asked for that!

Why are wanking and jacking off fails?  Unsure about fapping tbh otherwise i'd defend that too

lol quality question

 ;applause;

ho ho ho - think this comment will probably end up on page 26 by the time it gets through.

errr. why are you trying to get a sharplea fail unfailed?

I did chuckle at this too

Euphemistic? I think not.

Dunno, I feel strange about it, but I think it's a fair question

Objection another crap question. Why is jacking off a fail?

qm is not supposed to play favourites.  farce.

Very much this ffs!

I don't see why not

but 
fair enough, ignore me :D

According to my daughter  to fap..fapping etc..is an American onomatopoeia for wanking...Plus my answer was different to Tighty's so WHY ARE WE SHARING POINTS FFS!!!!! xx

+1.

Fapping, also known as "milking the demon-teat", "choking the Great Pumpkin" and "ghost riding the whip" is required twice daily

Surely fapping is a euphemistic  term if wanking and jacking off aren't?  Changing my objection to allow fapping instead

Well.

If you can show me convincing proof that 'jacking off' means anything other than masturbation, I might re-think.

he didn't ask for an onomatopoeia tho he asked for a euphemism innit

pmsl :D

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fapping (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fapping)

+1

Explain please? - Surely my ansa is less offensive than slandering Milkmans or Bishops?

Formal Objection

Again. If you can show me where 'fapping' is used to mean anything other than masturbating, I'll reconsider.

Jacking off is a euphemism for masturbation. This is a disgrace. A half arsed qm attempt by a complete clown. It doesn't need to refer to anything else, but it happens to be a term in bowls when the jack hits the ditch

Good QMing here imo. Not caving to the pressure.

I'm not sure those pesky rednecks know the difference ;)

p.s. love you laxie hahahahaha xx

I was watching some porn - fap fap fap - when my computer crashed, again!

If laxie wins any new rsq thread will be deleted ion the interests of forum harmoiny. Woirst qm ever, includoing delboy

Can't see any bowling connotations. Link or overruled.

Innit.

did you get lots of pop ups on  your computer? china mug might be able to  help.

Purely chance debate about Q5 as i'm watching Rhianna!

I'll be right back.

Does china mug give you 'pop-ups'?

be gentle with the bishop/monkey/whatever

I get a pop up.........

stop it. please.

Only if you first show where the definition of a valid euphemism is that it has more than one alternative meaning.

I can't link. I am on my way to mental and physical oblivion

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jacking+off

Am I winning?

I passed you out a while back.

next q pls

When you jack up a car, when you remove it, could you not be jacking off?

My contention is that if the word or phrase substituted can still only mean the harsh, blunt or offensive word or phrase, then it is not a euphemism.

My work here is almost done. A final push on Q9 perhaps?

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/082/b/d/Good_night_by_viskot.gif)

Depends how much you enjoy tinkering under the hood imo :)

Okay. So no valid objections. Scores coming...

lol that's my new euphemism of choice

QM's a wanker.

;)

Damn right!

is it time for fap break?

Scores after question 5

Name	Points
Laxie	5
snoopy1239	5
bhoywonder	6
Ironside	8
kinboshi	8
moonandback	9
Silo Graham	9
Cf	10
Stato_1	10
trafficjam	10
Claw75	11
The duke	11
TRIP5	11
Girgy85	13
Longines	13
TightEnd	13
rex008	14
jbworldwide	17
redsimon	17
hector62	21
sharplea	21
TheWhisper	21
Waz1892	24

U stole my 37......gtfo

There will now be a short interlude for tea/wee/fap/strum. Enjoy.

groan

 ;applause;

Spurs.

Fyp

Great result

Tea's mashing - back in 5.

wiii Newcastle won too

Taking too long...bath & fap time

Right. Q6...

well?

6. Name one of the top 10 best-selling cars in the UK in 2010 as listed by Car magazine (make & model, e.g. Skoda Octavia)

Name	Answer	Score
Ironside	PASS	0	PASS
The duke	PASS	0	PASS
TRIP5	PASS	0	PASS
snoopy1239	Ford Fiesta	1	ACE
Cf	Mini	1	ACE
Girgy85	Nissan Qashqai	1	ACE
Laxie	VW Polo	1	ACE
TightEnd	Peugeot 207	2
trafficjam	Peugeot 207	2
redsimon	Vauxhall Astra	2
sharplea	Vauxhall Astra	2
hector62	Ford Focus	3	SHEEP
jbworldwide	Ford Focus	3	SHEEP
Silo Graham	Ford Focus	3	SHEEP
bhoywonder	VW Golf	3	SHEEP
kinboshi	VW Golf	3	SHEEP
TheWhisper	VW Golf	3	SHEEP
Stato_1	Ford Ka	8	FAIL
Waz1892	Ford Ka	8	FAIL
rex008	Nissan Micra	8	FAIL
Claw75	Renault Megane	8	FAIL
moonandback	Renault Megane	8	FAIL
Longines	Vauxhall Insignia	8	FAIL

another fail. fml.  going so well tonight!

erm. the possibility of laxie winning this is seeming a bit too real now...

Has Laxie aced every question?

Never mind Waz. Could have been worse, you could have been QM :(

Fml..the dream is over...going for a ham shank

i'm still not convinced there was no googling involved

Maybe give it a question or two and see how it goes before lodging an official complaint...

rhyming slang.  don't count.

No she scored 2 on Q1 and passed Q2

Did you ask for Make and model ?

If so how is Mini an Ace

True...every clown cloud  ;)

Official inquiry into laxie please. Allegation googling eg car question. I propose disqualification

Implicit I reckon.

ooh good one

Implicit you berk? Deal in facts not implications please

They why fecking bother to ask for make you muppet

I have to say, until I get a written guarantee of cheesecake from A.N.Other, it'll be a cold day in hell before Laxie is dqed

 ;applause;

I'll get you a cheesecake if that's what it takes.

I am in leicester on fri. I will bring cheesecake to your house if you dsq her. Flavour of your choice

http://www.automotiveblog.co.uk/2010/06/uks-best-selling-cars-2010/

farce.

cleveland way.

sigh.

did dawn just ask you to put her answers in for her with a promise of cheesecake if she won?

i can't believe you've allowed the reverse sheep quiz to become corrupt.  you - of all people jack!

i will be there too.  bring two.

Okay. Time to throw the baying mob a crumb. Nothing to do with Cf being docked being a popular move. No. Not at all. I wouldn't do that. Proberly.

Mini = FAIL

hardly matters when the whole thing is rigged!!!

http://www.topgear.com/uk/photos/uk-top-ten-cars-of-2010-2011-01-07?imageNo=8

Most obvious blatant trickery since I woke up the morning after my first wedding and saw a wedding dress behind the door FFS

First two random links i found. Both just say "mini". All other cars are listed as make/model.

I'm no car expert. I thought mini's were made by mini. Hence i just submitted mini...

Seems fine imo.

Read Q, Car Magazine

http://www.carmagazine.co.uk/News/Search-Results/Industry-News/UK-2010-car-sales-analysis-winners-and-losers/

Mini hatchback, not Mini Cooper, not Mini Clubman

shoulda been on the floor imo :)

Is this a fix jack? Laxie just isn't bright enough to ace every question

Oops.

Just checked my source and it's listed as just Mini hatchback. So it's re-instated.

This RSQ is for general information purposes only. The questions and answers are provided by Jack and while he will endeavour to have his answers up to date and correct, he makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability with respect to the answers. Any reliance you place on such information is therefore strictly at your own risk.

Some of you (Adam you know who you are) may have used websites or links to other websites which are not under the control of Jack. He has no control over the nature, content and availability of those sites or indeed the accuracy of said Googled sites.

However Jack’s usage of any links in setting the questions does not necessarily imply a recommendation or endorse the accuracy of the data expressed within them.

Every effort is made to keep this RSQ on track and running smoothly. However, Jack takes no responsibility for, and will not be liable for, the Topic being locked by cf or tighty.

Farce – noun: A comic dramatic work using buffoonery and horseplay and typically including crude characterization and ludicrously improbable situations. An event or situation that is absurd or disorganized.

© The duke 2011

Thats where I was

mini is fine.  qm question setting failure.

Mini is a generic term for the range of cars 'made' by BMW FFS

Is this an admission of Googling?

First search I did for mini hatchback gives a review where it's referred to as the "mini" throughout...

ffs, it's a fail, mini hatchback isn't the same as mini clubman! should have been specific in my opinion.

No Sir.

But I take your point. Even the dummest squirrel...

If you're passing Bradford I'll have a home-made Laxie-esq white chocolate Baileys cheescake please ;o)

xx

bit like 'holland' innit

No. I am doing now though to fight the objection! Wish I didn't have to for this Q. Cars aren't my strong point lol

Mini hatchback refers to a range of cars according to their official website...

So, Cf is re-instated. We'll hold fire on Laxie's fate to see how many cheesecakes I can get if she appears to defend herself.

OK, lets look at the Mini website model range

Mini Clubman, Mini Countyman, Mini Hatch, Mini Convertable

Pretty sure if I'd have put Mini Clubman, I'd have failed.  Considering the question asked for a make and model, I can't see how just putting a make can count.  

got to be a fail imo

Next question.

The fact that Mini is used as a generic term is irrelevant, it's a make, the model is hatch, according to both the Mini site and the Car Magazine list.

Okay, okay. You've done me.

I'm sorry Cf, after such a supportive pm too :)

It's back to a fail.

Scores coming.

well, even if she wins she can't be next qm as she's not around to get the new thread up :D 

but the hatch isn't a model either

people that put golf or whatever didn't have to say if they were hatchbacks.  ridic.

mini.co.uk - Model Range - it's in there

The hatch is a range.

They've all been lumped together for the purposes of the top 10.

So "Mini" in general is correct. It appears on the top 10 lists. No specific model is listed.

just pass mini and move on ffs.

6. Name one of the top 10 best-selling cars in the UK in 2010 as listed by Car magazine (make & model, e.g. Skoda Octavia)

Name	Answer	Score
Ironside	PASS	0	PASS
The duke	PASS	0	PASS
TRIP5	PASS	0	PASS
snoopy1239	Ford Fiesta	1	ACE
Girgy85	Nissan Qashqai	1	ACE
Laxie	VW Polo	1	ACE
TightEnd	Peugeot 207	2
trafficjam	Peugeot 207	2
redsimon	Vauxhall Astra	2
sharplea	Vauxhall Astra	2
hector62	Ford Focus	3	SHEEP
jbworldwide	Ford Focus	3	SHEEP
Silo Graham	Ford Focus	3	SHEEP
bhoywonder	VW Golf	3	SHEEP
kinboshi	VW Golf	3	SHEEP
TheWhisper	VW Golf	3	SHEEP
Stato_1	Ford Ka	8	FAIL
Waz1892	Ford Ka	8	FAIL
Cf	Mini	8	FAIL
rex008	Nissan Micra	8	FAIL
Claw75	Renault Megane	8	FAIL
moonandback	Renault Megane	8	FAIL
Longines	Vauxhall Insignia	8	FAIL

i like you claw

Only 1 list we're interested in, the Car Magazine one.  It say's Mini Hatchback.   Had you put Mini Clubman, that'd have been a fail, for one thing it's an "estate"  

And the question said Make and Model, not just make.  For someone that likes specifics, I'm suprised you've even considered putting half an answer :D

Experience came through.

Scores after question 6

Name	Points
Laxie	6
snoopy1239	6
Ironside	8
bhoywonder	9
kinboshi	11
The duke	11
TRIP5	11
Silo Graham	12
trafficjam	12
Girgy85	14
TightEnd	15
moonandback	17
Cf	18
Stato_1	18
Claw75	19
redsimon	19
jbworldwide	20
Longines	21
rex008	22
sharplea	23
hector62	24
TheWhisper	24
Waz1892	32

http://uk.autoblog.com/2010/10/06/new-car-sales-fall-again-in-september/

ditto.  you're def in my top 10 mods.

lol you are quoting all lists except the list that was specified in the answer :D

Have to say when i reread the questions before the reveal i went "oh shit" when I remembered my answer. That said I always thought mini the company and the car was the same... bah.

The DVLA list the make as Mini.

SWOT ALERT!!!!!!

7. Name a film that Renee Zellweger has appeared in since 2001 (as listed by IMDb)

Name	Answer	Score
rex008	PASS	0	PASS
snoopy1239	Down With Love	1	ACE
TightEnd	Miss Potter	1	ACE
Ironside	Chicago	2
jbworldwide	Chicago	2
Laxie	Cold Mountain	3
The duke	Cold Mountain	3
trafficjam	Cold Mountain	3
bhoywonder	Bridget Jones 2	9	SHEEP
Cf	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	9	SHEEP
Girgy85	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	9	SHEEP
hector62	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	9	SHEEP
kinboshi	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	9	SHEEP
redsimon	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	9	SHEEP
sharplea	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	9	SHEEP
Stato_1	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	9	SHEEP
TheWhisper	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	9	SHEEP
moonandback	Bridget Jones' Diary	14	FAIL
Silo Graham	Bridget Jones' Diary	14	FAIL
Waz1892	Jerry Maguire	14	FAIL
Claw75	Me, Myself & Irene	14	FAIL
TRIP5	Me, Myself & Irene	14	FAIL
Longines	Shark Tale	14	FAIL

gg Edge Of Reason :)

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4758130

stupid quiz

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243155/

BJD, 2001 according to imdb

gooder game failing ;D

Objection.

So?

Read the question...

Sigh.

since 2001 is surely inclusive? 

Clearly since includes 2001.  Why not give a specific date in that case.  Since 31st December 2001.  Ruling out a whole year is just deliberatley trying to catch the odd mug out.

Sigh - The Sequel.

You have played the rsq before?

Answer my objection!

it sure is

Damn just googles MM&I...fappin 2000 innit!!!!!

Sigh..knew i was runing too good...

so it's ok then, ty

it is in any normal person's understanding.  should probably also include the previous year just to be on the safe side.

Que?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307453/

Sort of thing smells of a rigged RSQ imo.  Not a good day for the quiz

If you mean the Mini debacle. We've moved on. I suggest you do too Charles my love.

This. Can't be too careful....

No. The bridget jones one.

Couldn't care less about the mini one anymore lol

What's your objection?

Yes, Renee Zellwegger was a star of Shark Tale. That's not what I asked for. I asked for films she'd APPEARED in. ducy it's a fail

To bridget jones 2...

What's up with it? 

It isn't called bridget jones 2

it's not the name of the film innit

ah lol, ok,

3rd'd :D

Nononono jack. Voiceover artists star and therefore appear in animated films. The star names are on posters to promote the films

Nice!

I am showing leniency to a cerebrally challenged member. Edge Of Reason aka BJD2

imo

 in this defence...

If they put the order of the "stars" in a certain order of "appearance", wouldnt Rene be mentioned?..Thus she "appeared"?

Ooooooo, Hello Rhianna  :kiss:

(i'm +1 init)

the names of the producers and directors are on posters too, but they don't appear in the film unless their face is on the screen.

wtf am i backing up for the qm for?

GTFO.

Clearly a fail.

Is Matrix Reloaded also called The Matrix 2?

I didn't see her. Ergo she didn't appear.

Saw that rihana person. Don't see the attraction myself... plus i don't like her music.

she's the one woman that could turn me i reckon.  i doubt she'll be knocking down my door any quicker that the rest of yours though :D

Her vocal talents APPEARED in the film. Not my fault the question was ambiguous. Farce.

Nojack you are wrong. A voice in a film is a crewdited appearance. Please open your mind and stop being stubborn

She's lovely. I have to listen to her music now my daugher likes her, kinda grows on you :D

lolz gl with that

Okay BJD2 now a fail.

Scores coming.

so your disputing that there is a difference between being "in" a film and "appearing" in a film.

Farce!

and 2001 films allowed eh Tighty?  Such a stubborn QM, tsk tsk

Gotta love being QM.  I spent ages thinking of questions that I thought were farce free!  Never happens.

2001 films are a fail for me. Since equals after

7. Name a film that Renee Zellweger has appeared in since 2001 (as listed by IMDb)

Name	Answer	Score
rex008	PASS	0	PASS
snoopy1239	Down With Love	1	ACE
TightEnd	Miss Potter	1	ACE
Ironside	Chicago	2
jbworldwide	Chicago	2
Laxie	Cold Mountain	3
The duke	Cold Mountain	3
trafficjam	Cold Mountain	3
Cf	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	8	SHEEP
Girgy85	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	8	SHEEP
hector62	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	8	SHEEP
kinboshi	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	8	SHEEP
redsimon	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	8	SHEEP
sharplea	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	8	SHEEP
Stato_1	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	8	SHEEP
TheWhisper	Bridget Jones The Edge Of Reason	8	SHEEP
bhoywonder	Bridget Jones 2	13	FAIL
moonandback	Bridget Jones' Diary	13	FAIL
Silo Graham	Bridget Jones' Diary	13	FAIL
Waz1892	Jerry Maguire	13	FAIL
Claw75	Me, Myself & Irene	13	FAIL
TRIP5	Me, Myself & Irene	13	FAIL
Longines	Shark Tale	13	FAIL

boo, who asked you :D

Scores after question 7

Name	Points
snoopy1239	7
Laxie	9
Ironside	10
The duke	14
trafficjam	15
TightEnd	16
kinboshi	19
bhoywonder	22
Girgy85	22
jbworldwide	22
rex008	22
TRIP5	24
Silo Graham	25
Cf	26
Stato_1	26
redsimon	27
moonandback	30
sharplea	31
Claw75	32
hector62	32
TheWhisper	32
Longines	34
Waz1892	45

oooh - your cheesecake is looking iffy

8. Name an ingredient commonly found in Christmas cake.

Name	Answer	Score
TightEnd	PASS	0	PASS
Laxie	Brown sugar	1	ACE
Claw75	Cherries	1	ACE
jbworldwide	Cinnamon	1	ACE
Longines	Nutmeg	1	ACE
moonandback	Brandy	2
The duke	Brandy	2
snoopy1239	Currants	2
trafficjam	Currants	2
redsimon	Marzipan	2
TheWhisper	Marzipan	2
Waz1892	Orange peel	2
kinboshi	Orange zest	2
Cf	Salt	2
Ironside	Salt	2
Girgy85	Sugar	2
hector62	Sugar	2
rex008	Flour	3	SHEEP
Stato_1	Flour	3	SHEEP
TRIP5	Flour	3	SHEEP
bhoywonder	Raisins	3	SHEEP
sharplea	Raisins	3	SHEEP
Silo Graham	Raisins	3	SHEEP

lol snoopy is now here to see the horrors that await him

Off to dig out the kids' DVD of Shark Tale - got a feeling she APPEARS in the credits....

You really haven't dealt with the sharktales obj adequately. Voiceiver is a huge imndustry for stars. Look at imdb for the films theyt appear in. Animqated is included

http://www.apat.com/forum/index.php?topic=2354.150

sorry but I'm getting fed up of seeing

APAT notts everytime I refresh!

OBJECTION...

Objection to orange peel.

 :'(

i love those animqated films

sigh.

lol.

Or at least if you're accepting it then it should definitely not be whaled with zest.

Keep up fellas. Q8 now.

Mixed peel correct, orange incorrect. also deal with sharktales

No. It was clear what was meant. Even Claw wouldn't put pith in a cake. I think.

orange peel fine imo, but zest?

I would like to remove myself from this quiz....

Objection to Laxie getting yet another ace!  It's as if she's seen the answers and then googled to make sure it's correct..............

Shark Tales dealt with.

Orange zest/peel fine.

Riding rough-shod ftw.

no - not zest/peel.  they are different things.

Indeed. They certainly shouldn't be whaled.

Sharktales has not been dealt with. Are you being deliberately simple?

Clearly. But not for the purposes of this question.

Objection to brown sugar being separate. Should be whaled

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/dec/12/nigel-slater-christmas-dessert-pudding-recipes

Orange peel.

Yes. It's a gift. Ask the Holiday Inn night receptionist.

Farce

Is he just taking her best answer?

lol @ QM saying we're all correct but "not for the purposes of this question"

Utter utter farce. Worse than googlaxie

Praise indeed. ty. :)

wtf? they are different things and i'm pretty sure orange zest isn't a xmas cake ingredient.  fking farce.

It is usually mixed peel in Christmas pudding

mmmm,backing dancers.  If I was on X Factor, I sadly think I'd be like Wagner

In an effort to take the focus off Laxie's googling to maintain evenhandedness, I'm whaling Laxie's brown sugar with just sugar.

Best QM ever.

What's the latest finish reveal ever btw?

Descending into farce now......

QFMFT

Excellent jack. Gtfo googlaxie

latest finish is tomorrow I believe LOL

Anyone fancy working out the true scores to date?

deffo a fail on my part not getting in extra cigs for tonight.