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Rules -

Feck 'em.  Nobody reads 'em anyway, so I'll make 'em up as I go along.  Don't like it?  Tough beans.  This week I'm the fecking Queen.  

Scoring will be done to the best of my ability and I'm rubbish at spread sheets.  Object at yer peril.  Just sayin'....

Get 'em in to me by Tuesday at noon.  Reveal Tuesday night 8pm...ish.


Questions -

1 - Name a US state beginning with the letter M

2 - Give me a letter used for bra sizing.

3 - Name a food item off the menu from that crap restaurant called Nando's that doesn't contain chicken.

4 - Name one of the songs I've posted a youtube link for in me diary.  

5 - Give me one fact Tighty DOESN'T know.  

6 - Name a major film that was based in Ireland.

7 - Name one of the top ten cities (by population) in Ohio.

8 - Using the foreign language of your choice, translate 'Kiss me arse'.  Make sure I can check it with a translator though or I'll fail yer arse!

9 - Name a workout machine you would generally expect to find in a gym.

10 - Name a series of films that was produced in a trilogy.  

Bonus Round - The Smut  **You CAN NOT PASS on this round or will receive double fail points!**

11 - Name a sex toy requiring batteries.

_____________________________

Entries - 20

The_duke
technolog
The-Crow
moonandback
Tighty
Waz
Cf
Claw
Longines
Nakor
kinboshi
acidmouse
Shogun
ItsMrAlex2U
redsimon
joobie
Girgy
Trip5
trafficjam
snoopy

Do we get any passes?

Objection how can I answer q5?

God forbid you admit to not knowing something.  Overruled. 


Go on then.  I'll allow one.

Closing date for entries?

Day/time of reveal?

Amateur so far.

Oh yeah.  OP amended.   rotflmfao

Neglect to say 'Fecking' in your answers at your peril  ::)

Fecking sent

Fek Off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid Fekn game.

Laxie misses the point on q5 shocker I am out see you for the next one

pick a random lie about a random eejit - job done

Sent!

Just off the phone with him.  After a quick giggled explanation, he's ok again.  Mostly.

You might just need one of these

(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSfZihx4ksyoYrgPmdB139MTLk9zGM4WHxt9H8fkpJJXeammPBmEA)

Nando's is a crap restaurant?

imo - very deffo YES! 

loving how the translation question doesn't even start off in english. good work dawn, truly awful questions, this could challenge your last effort

gtfo.

Won't be entering this quiz. It's crap.

Nando's is crap.  This quiz is exceptional.  Now you gtfo and go lick the kebab off what fell on yer shirt.  Yer surely hungry again by now.

erm, Nando's may well be the greatest...

Laxie has just said on MSN that McDonalds is on a par with Nando's.

Incredible. I am speechless.

I think we've made a huge mistake letting Laxie run this now i've heard that.

Tis true.  What can I say?  Prefer proper food and no denying it.

Me wife's sister's a secret shopper for Nando's

She often has to visit a local Nando's and report back to their head Office

She has never given a good report about any of the local branches, lol

She knows her food obv.

How can I get this job?

get an asbestos stomach

Feck 'em.  Nobody reads 'em anyway, so I'll make 'em up as I go along.  Don't like it?  Tough beans.  This week I'm the fecking Queen.  



We think alike - great questions  rotflmfao - looking forward to reveal.

q11 should have been q5 anyway

Don't know why, but I've fecking entered.

You'd have to know what a motorway is first.

+1

Why does Nando's get so much love? overpriced, poor quality poultry and generally terrible service and dirty environment.  I just don't understand why the kids love it so.

Nandos is to quality cuisine what Simon Cowell is to quality music.

Who Hires Mystery Shoppers?
Nearly all top retails companies use some form of mystery shoppers

Although many people are unaware of mystery shopping, nearly all large companies use some form of mystery shopping in their review process of services and products that their companies provide. Mystery shopping is a favourite method of reviewing for many retail outlets across the country. It allows high end management to see how customers are interacting with their outlets on a day to day basis and how their staff are treating them. This means that they are willing to pay well to have the right type of people review their establishments. Since we all interact with retail and other types of organisations on a day to day basis no formal experience or training is generally required. Shoppers can be paid up to £50 per assignment which may last a few hours at a time, one restriction is that mystery shopper jobs generally need to be filled by over 18s.

I have applied to Greene King and Charles Wells to be a mystery beer tester

wonder if Sky need a mystery poker player

ok doing my answers now.

i heart nando's.

thicko moment - what does 'tilting tighty's titular torrent' mean?

probably an onomatapaeic nothing.

in.  god help me!

this

Never been in a Nando's, no idea about sex toys, still haven't recovered from the Londonderry screwjob

I suppose I had try to resist for a bit longer

Just read the questions, are these questions real ? really ?

whatever - it was your fault there was all that hoo-hah over my signature last year!

you put it as your signature, not me!

it was a direct quote

can all the questions in the future be general knowledge ones..?  in jokes and personal stuff have infected these quizzes recently! they need to go back to their rooooooottts :P


ohh i am in :) some excellent questions.

I asked someone in my office who i work with if they wanted to answer the questions as he loved some previous reverse sheeps on here..I should have read the questions first fml, hes a cool lad and all but rather stuffy christian :( he was like wtf sex toy? bra size? lol had me in stiches.

to rsq or not to rsq that is not the question

Acidmouse makes a very valid point. Cliquey jokes are not what RSQ is about imo.

In this case though somewhat more preferable to Laxie's likely shaky general knowledge, interpretation thereof and particularly geographic biases.

i vote acidmouse to host next rsq

Woke at 6:30am.  

Train to Dublin.  

X-Factor concert.  

Just in the door.  Read through PM's.  hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa  

It's been a loooooooooooooong day!  Will update OP in the am with all the new entries.  Too bloody tired now.  

Over and out.

OP updated.  You people should be ashamed of yerselves.  No creativity at all being shown with the smut question imo.  Well, not entirely true.  There's a few proper entertaining answers to be fair.

Of two minds how I'm going to handle Q5.  Thought I'd made up me mind, but then the other half stepped in and threw a monkey wrench into the works of the first half.  Will let ye know when the halves have come to a mutual agreement.  Not likely before reveal night though.  And only under duress. 

How are you going to check whether Tighty knows answers to Q5? I have a question in mind but he could easy google it!

I,ve never dined in nandos!....

I feel I'm missing something...

Oh...I know q.8......I hope

I'm in....tomorrow

I came up with a plan C after posting earlier.  Would tell you, but I showed the bit of paper to gatso who ate it immediately for security reasons.  Pretty sure he remembered what was on it though.  Don't worry...all in hand now.   :)up

Only 13 in so far.  You lot are making this easy peasy for me.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Am I missing something, or is Googling accepted this week? These questions seem a bit tricky.

I thought they were ok this week - apart from Q7 obviously (I hope the google alarm is set to max for this one...)

Have come out of RSQ retirement to take you lot to school

yeah i thought they were ok too.  apart from the one i had to pass.

Maybe it's just me then. I've never been to Nandos, I don't read the diaries, don't know any cities in Ohio and the only language I know how to say 'kiss my ass in' is American. Think I'm in trouble this week.

go to Nandos.  Don't listen to Dawn - it's awesome.

Never been to Nando's had to pass the question!

sadly this left me stuck on other questions.


I reconciled it with the safe knowledge that it was impossible to understand how Dawn's mind works so just go with it.

!

I know. Don't think I have one nearby and when at DTD etc always working

Do they do good steaks?

no steaks.

i am gonna frogmarch you to nando's dude. there's one in luton.

ok, I need to try it certainly

I am there Thurs-Sun, can always leave Caroline working. Well, not "always".

I won't be there this weekend - pretty sure Vinny would be open to breaking you in though.

I have never been to nandos but i am assuming the menu isnt completely off the wall, sensible guess ftw

I have to confess to being a member of that poorly-attended group of people who don't really understand Nandos. It's chicken right? Pretty much just chicken? Like a Sunday roast, but without all the good stuff?

Hot Peri peri sauce on a Sunday dinner would be incred.

have no idea. Is she looking for "Garlic bread" or "coleslaw" for example or might something like Pizza or lasagna be on the menu?

Nandos might just be the best thing ever. If you've not been then try it!

but its just chicken and various sauces, isn't it?

yawn

Another to add to the list - never been either to Nandos

We have Chiqueos (mexician chain - spelt wrong) and the std F&B's - which are awful

F&B's <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Nando's every day of the week!!!

That said, F&B have a sweets jug at the counter on the way out.  Obv sways it for me. 

Spent 15 minutes waiting to be seated at Nando's near DtD when APAT was there, so must be popular. Wish I'd looked at menu now :)

FYP (I assume thats what you meant)

Is this likely to mean points deducted for being pedantic?

qfmft before you change it :)

Good man and well spotted.  Means I'm more likely to listen to you over some of the others when all hell breaks loose on Tuesday night. 

Teachers pet FTW !

Poor Questions but bored so entered!

Apparently so.........

Name a city in ohio i mean WTF??

Agreed

unlimited frozen yoghurt>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>jug of sweets on the counter

Feckin sent my guesses over FFS!!!!

xx

You can sing that!  Just read 'em   rotflmfao  A+ for effort anyway.  ;applause;

Fecking FARCE of an RSQ

Give me something I can answer for fecks sake!!

GG me WP NOT

On the upside I could just set a new high score for the most epic of fails...

The hot sauce in Nandos isn't even hot ffs.

Get the small black bottle of extra extra hot. Though this too isn't as hot as it should be. Nice tho.

Get 'em in by noon tomorrow folks! 

19 in so far this morning - with just over 3 hours to cut off.  Will start the scoring at noon as [ ] I doubt there will be objections this evening.

21 in with 20 minutes to go.  We're nearly there!!!

Food for non battery powered thought

http://uk.reuters.com/article/2007/09/19/oukoe-uk-germany-sausage-idUKL1986809320070919

Is this RS history with tighty not entering?

I gave in

I may not be around for the reveal. I tend to think I get too worked up and bothered for days after by it, and I fear the worst with this one

genuinely?!

I believe him.  Although he has to be around for Q5 innit.

Londonderry apart, no

Time to figure out how I'm meant to score this damn thing.  Spreadsheet hell awaits.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I'd offer you my awesome spreadsheet, but, well... we don't want this to be too easy for you do we? :)

So a FAIL is the sheep score + 5.  Cool.  Got it this time.  May have been a bit messy in the fail department last time round.

or you could do it delboy's way......

Unless the persons name who is failing begins with a "T". In which case it's sheep score + 50.

think this should be incorporated into the standard rules henceforth

My brain hurts already!   rotflmfao

QMs should have to do their own scoring IMO.

OBJECTION!

Do your own scoring. It is the height of bad manners to ruin another's evening

I also forbid the use of blondepoker google docs

Except that you'll notice it's not blondepoker's account and I'm not the first (or the last) to receive scoring assistance - so piss off the pair of ya!

OBJECTION!

It really is bad form to have someone do all the scoring for you

I thoroughly object. Seriously. This should be maximum pain for you.

I agree. Makes the QM's life far too easy. Utter farce, travesty, fiasco even. And I don't use those words likely. Much. Tuesdays mainly.

Except poor Claire had to look after scoring for you once, did she not?

Get back in yer corner and hush up.

On a Short notice Rush RSQ, where I had one hour to do the lot from setting questions and doing a reveal, I received assistance. On the normal RSQs I have done I did the lot, including an early RSQ with 48 entries.

It is a complete disgrace you have sought help when you've had all day to work on it.

This is now a tainted RSQ with even less legitimacy than your already farcical questions allowed

Objection!

I can't believe I'm saying this but....

I agree with TightEnd.

I have decided I will remove all posts containing third party scoring, and links to third party spreadsheets

Do it yourself

LooooL

Oh please do this !!

That'll learn 'er.

Already one post deleted

I am here all night. So is Laxie

Sweet.

Bring on the farce

Yer in for a looooooooong night!

The missus has already told me that - just got to get through this sheep first.

Hang on a minute, maybe I ought to read that back before i press post...

BTW I think it's poor form on your part after all the work Ger put into the spread sheets.  Take it out on me in some other way, but to render his work wasted is wrong.

That's ok though....I'll keep it in mind during the reveal.   ;whistle;

20:01

Are you in a different time zone?

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/RSQ2/us-map.gif)

1)  Name a US State beginning with the letter M

SHEEP - 5 points
Montana - redsimon, Shogun, Tighty, technolog, acidmouse

4 points
Minnesota - AndrewT, Waz, The-Crow, Longines

3 points
Michigan - snoopy, Trip5, moonandback
Maine - ItsMrAlex, The_duke, kinboshi

2 points
Mississippi - trafficjam, Girgy
Missouri - joobie, Claw
Maryland - Cf, Nakor

The RSQ is bigger than all of us........ its most historic rule is to create maximum pain for the QM

Nothing we can do about it I am afraid, as much as we would love to of course

Don't let them bully you Laxie - I think they ar running scared they will beat my high mark from last week!!!!!

Practise shot

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0Za8Q2gvGf4/SOLopRxoQaI/AAAAAAAAAC0/h5BsKqfzDk0/s800/rotten_tomato.jpg)

1   Cf   2
2   Claw   2
3   Girgy   2
4   joobie   2
5   ItsMrAlex2U   3
6   kinboshi   3
7   moonandback   3
8   Nakor   3
9   snoopy   3
10   The duke   3
11   trafficjam   3
12   Trip5   3
13   AndrewT   4
14   Longines   4
15   The Crow   4
16   Waz   4
17   acidmouse   5
18   redsimon   5
19   shogun   5
20   technolog   5
21   Tighty   5

Can't possibly be any objections there, so moving on..........

Poor formatting IMO

Bite me

Use the spreadsheet for Ger. However I remain extremely disappointed in you. I expected better. Fuck knows why after Londonderry but I did

1st place already. Get in!

rotflmfao

I got 2 points not 3

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Link to spreadsheet is in me siggy below everyone....has been since he deleted me post.   rotflmfao

FAIL!

FARCE!

NFL FTW

You are correct and therefore Ger is correcting.  ty for calling, please call again.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJFOpnGjkU

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4799103

On question 1 when you dont even have to worry about adding up !!
UBER FARCE !!

Q1 and things going awry. Standarderry.

oh come on. you at least do the spreadsheet

he created it?

he's inputting?


fuck that you lazy so and so.

1   Cf   2
2   Claw   2
3   Girgy   2
4   joobie   2
5   trafficjam   2
6   ItsMrAlex2U   3
7   kinboshi   3
8   moonandback   3
9   Nakor   3
10   snoopy   3
11   The duke   3
12   Trip5   3
13   AndrewT   4
14   Longines   4
15   The Crow   4
16   Waz   4
17   acidmouse   5
18   redsimon   5
19   shogun   5
20   technolog   5
21   Tighty   5

Nakor got 2 not 3 also

formatting fail

rotflmfao

yeah yeah yeah...working on it.  thanks so much.  sighhhhhhhhhhhh

Slow roll genius

Actually think it's quite cool how we can see the spreadsheet interactively.

booooooooooooooooooo

(http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2008/03/water-360.jpg)

Doing my bit for tilting purposes - they might be right from now on

wheee - top of the pile in a girgy and cf sandwich.  I don't think my life is gonna get any better than this ever.

1   Cf   2
2   Claw   2
3   Girgy   2
4   joobie   2
5   trafficjam   2
6   Nakor   2
7   ItsMrAlex2U   3
8   kinboshi   3
9   moonandback   3
10   snoopy   3
11   The duke   3
12   Trip5   3
13   AndrewT   4
14   Longines   4
15   The Crow   4
16   Waz   4
17   acidmouse   5
18   redsimon   5
19   shogun   5
20   technolog   5
21   Tighty   5

 :)up

Hush woman!

FYP

Dear god it's 8.15pm already and we've only had one question. And the question itself is as farce free as it's possible for an RSQ question to be. Get on with it.

Are we having a break after each question seeing as it's taking so long?

Laxie in her day job

(http://sarahpalin2012forpresident.com/files/4812/7786/7514/palin_motivator1.jpg)

Now then......

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/RSQ2/bra.jpg)

2)  Give me a letter used for bra sizing

SHEEP - 6 points
A - Acidmouse, Nakor, Longines, Cf, Shogun, redsimon

5 points
C - The-Crow, Waz, Trip5, trafficjam, AndrewT

3 points
J - The_duke, moonandback, joobie

2 points
B - technolog, ItsMrAlex
E - kinboshi, Tighty

ACE - 1 point
H - Claw
Z - snoppy

FAIL - 11 points  
DD - Girgy

lol wp girgy

OBJECTION!


ACE - 1 point
Z - snoppy


O RLY?

Prove it

No objections?  Excellent.  Scores on the way now


1   Claw   3
2   snoopy   4
3   ItsMrAlex2U   5
4   joobie   5
5   kinboshi   5
6   moonandback   6
7   The duke   6
8   technolog   7
9   Tighty   7
10   trafficjam   7
11   Cf   8
12   Nakor   8
13   Trip5   8
14   AndrewT   9
15   The Crow   9
16   Waz   9
17   Longines   10
18   acidmouse   11
19   redsimon   11
20   shogun   11
21   Girgy   13

With pictures. And models. Please don't that pic of Ger tho.

I already checked and it's true.  Yer job to try and prove otherwise.  Not mine to prove the fact.

this is a genuine objection

Tell me a woman ever with a Z bra size....

Quick!!!! Somebody get Girgy!!!!

Actually its true

Time to delete browsing history

Told ya so!

Moving on.

Pics or it didn't happen obv.

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/RSQ2/images.jpg)

3)  Name a food item off the menu from that crap restaurant called Nando's that doesn't contain chicken.

SHEEP - 2 points
Corn on the Cob - Claw, acidmouse

ACE - 1 point
Custard Tart - AndrewT
Bean Burger - snoopy
White Chocolate Raspberry Swirl - Girgy
Macho Peas - joobie
Icecream - redsimon
Chips - ItsMrAlex
Prego Steak Roll - Shogun
Sweet Potato Mash - Cf
Veggie Wrap - The-Crow
Peri Peri nuts - kinboshi
Ratatouille - Nakor
Portobello mushroom & Halloumi cheese burger - technolog

FAIL - 7 points
Soup - Longines
Nachos - Trip5
Bread Roll - Waz
Cappucino - The_duke

Pass - 0 points
trafficjam, Tighty, moonandback

who on earth sells bras with a Z cup?!?!?

No cappuccino in Nandos?


count that as an objection

Objection to the desserts

just realised i'm two pages behind! fml

Level 4 thinking there.

blimey i didnt expect an ace there, am actually starting to get worried

Food item.... ldo

Food does not have to be solid - no ?

I said FOOD - not DRNK!  Objection overruled


It's food...overruled.

coffee beans in whatever form=food item ldo

I dont even know what i was doing there, that almost counts as helping the QM

I take it back, yes COFFEE IS FOOD

Well, with soup you could argue, no. But I reckon hot beverages or cold for that matter, are a fail.

And it's Tighty.

COFFEE IS FOOD


OBJECTION


SAVE THE DUKE!

Agree with TightEnd

When used as an ingredient in a food item it's allowed.  But not the case here so overruled.

1   Claw   5
2   snoopy   5
3   ItsMrAlex2U   6
4   joobie   6
5   kinboshi   6
6   moonandback   6
7   Tighty   7
8   trafficjam   7
9   technolog   8
10   Cf   9
11   Nakor   9
12   AndrewT   10
13   The Crow   10
14   redsimon   12
15   shogun   12
16   acidmouse   13
17   The duke   13
18   Girgy   14
19   Trip5   15
20   Waz   16
21   Longines   17

Must be very uncomfortable for you


the base of the drink Coffee is coffee beans. Whether liquidised or not its a food.

Laxie is a farcical QM

Is it just coincidence that snoopy has two 'o's in it?

I guess they are tough beans....

Yes, but she's useless. I blame technolog. and cf. I was told about his PM to technolog last week setting this up. Revenge will be mine buster

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/RSQ2/alice_through_the_looking_glass.jpg)

4)  Name one of the songs I've posted a youtube link for in me diary.

SHEEP - 2 points
Chumbawumba ‘Tubthumping’ - Claw, joobie

ACE - 1 point
Soup Dragons ‘I’m Free’ - The_duke
U2 ‘Bad’ - moonandback
The Proclaimers ‘500 Miles’ - Acidmouse
Chris Brown ‘Forever’ - Tighty
Bob Marley ‘Everything’s Gonna Be Alright’ - ItsMrAlex
Ricky Martin ‘She Bangs’ - Girgy
Joan Jett ‘I Love Rock and Roll’ - trafficjam

FAIL - 7 points
Riverdance - Waz
Soft Cell ‘Tainted Love’ - Trip5

Pass - 0 points
technolog, The-Crow, kinboshi, Nakor, Longines, Cf, Shogun, redsimon, snoopy, AndrewT

Okay, let's save the congrats till the end yes?

WTF. This is slander. I will sue whoever started this malicious and completely untrue rumour!

Oh. An that song question is perhaps the worst question in RSQ history. Even worse than sharplea's avenged sevenfold question.

Laxie.

Do you need a barrister?

:hello:

'ave I missed owt?

Save yourself and escape now!

Paging Robert HM.

2.03.59 I believe. Sorry

Nothing wrong with my question.

Something wrong with most people's music choices. Except yours. You actually knew an answer.

So obv nobody can possibly object to a question regarding me very own diary.  No pity for you lot who passed on this one later.  Remember that........


1   snoopy   5
2   kinboshi   6
3   Claw   7
4   ItsMrAlex2U   7
5   moonandback   7
6   joobie   8
7   technolog   8
8   Tighty   8
9   trafficjam   8
10   Cf   9
11   Nakor   9
12   AndrewT   10
13   The Crow   10
14   redsimon   12
15   shogun   12
16   acidmouse   14
17   The duke   14
18   Girgy   15
19   Longines   17
20   Trip5   22
21   Waz   23

next question should be interesting

Not yet...but I might need to hide soon.

It's too late.  I'm here, and I have Guinness.  I'm in France at the moment, and forgot all about the Reverse Mouton Quiz. 

Have we failed Tighty for something already?  Goodie!!

the WORST rsq question ever

Beating Laxie's horrendous music choices into second

An honour to have you back sir.   ;hattip;

Well perhaps if your diary was interesting like the Vinster's...

They wouldn't allow this question in Londonderry.

I have been making up for lost time with abuse and slander

ok what's happening?  has tighty lost the plot yet?

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/RSQ2/tighty.jpg)

5)  Give me one fact Tighty DOESN'T know.

ACE - 1 point
In Alabama, it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church - snoopy
The first Record Company to give a Gold Disc, the name of the Artist and song - trafficjam
He doesn’t know I take a size 6 shoe - Trip5
Joobie’s bra size is 36G - joobie
Adolf Hitler banned the marriage of red heads to avoid the birth of “deviant” offspring - ItsMrAlex
I can speak some Cantonese - Shogun
I don’t know the circumference of a football - Tighty
Parcelforce carried over 300k parcels per day during the Christmas Week in 2010. - Waz
My save file on Final Fantasy X where I've beat Penance clocks at over 160 hours - Cf
My mum's middle name is Colette - Claw
The name of the rugby club I used to play for. - Old Bosworthians - technolog
I have four children - The-Crow
Tighty doesnt know that the north carolina tar heels are 8-1 since larry drew III was replaced at point guard by kendall marshall - moonandback
Trichodesmium erythraeum is what makes the red sea red - Acimouse
The late Bernard Matthews wife is called Joyce. - Nakor
Duke’s bra size - The_duke

RULING REQUIRED!!! - Tighty has given me an answer.  However the pair of you did not.  I’ve nothing to compare his with, so you have 1 minute to post your answer or FAIL!!!
Tikay's hat size - Longines 
The number of jobs redsimon has had - redsimon 

FAIL - 6 points
The men's world record for the marathon set by Haile Gebrselassie in Berlin in 2008 is 2:03:59.  Tighty doesn't know that, or by how much the previous record was beaten by and who held the previous best time. - kinboshi  - he knew the lot
The name of the second biggest city in Ireland - AndrewT  - knew that too...Cork 
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes - Girgy - not a fact...a joke.

Hurry up!

Mind you, this one is a blast.

I said I knew a fact, and she said I didn't.......


ginger hair answer....

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4799155

erm - don't think trafficjam has given us a fact - more a question.

working my way down....

OBJECTION

Adolf Hitler banned the marriage of red heads to avoid the birth of “deviant” offspring - ItsMrAlex


I gave the answer when asked earlier as "to prevent genetically impure children, ie non aryan looks"

I beleive this is the same as Alex's answer so therefore he fails

Actually. These are ok answers:

Tikay's hat size - Longines  
The number of jobs redsimon has had - redsimon

As indeed is Tighty's. The rest of them (including my own) are not because Tighty has now ready them and thus knows the answer.

ditto duke

No, everyone knows Hitler was trying to create a master race, did you know he banned the marriage of red heads?

Yes or no?

If she can post the answer right now, it's an ace because he hadn't a clue.

Objection

He didn't know the lot, not without Google.

lol power to tighty. I think you know what his answer here will be.

Can he post the answers to it now - immediately.

but that would be an obvious answer when posed with the question 'why did adolf hitler ban redheads from marrying'

the question would be did you actually know he had imposed such a ban?

OBJECTION

I think RSQmistress needs her eyesight checked.

OBJECTION

Duke’s bra size - The_duke


WE aGREED you would fail this as it cannot be a fact as he has never been fitted for a bra size, Therefore it is not a fact I can know


Favouritism much?

sorry but he doesn't know I do but yes you are right I should have posted the asnwer as well but the question did not stipulate that. so if you asked tighty and he said "since when do I wear a bra" that is beside the point he doesn't know my bra size. Even if I never wore a bra he still doesn't know my bra size, even if I don't know either that is not the point, he doesn't know that fact. Therefore, Tighty NOT knowing the fact about my bra size, means I get an Ace. However I do know my bra size, I fecking measured it….

49+5 = 54 – Under the breast 47 – diff = 2 therefore 54B

I was asked for the second largest city in Ireland. I assumed ROI and said Cork

tytyty

Go on then Tighty, post the answers to my fact, and do it now.  Including the bits that weren't stated by Dawn.

Collusion much ?

the question was 'give a fact that tighty doesn't know'

'duke's bra size' is not a fact.

'duke's bra size is 40b' is a FACT

I was asked exactly the question you state, and knew the answer. FAIL

She deliberately misread my answer to avoid, unpleasantness

To sort this one out I had Tighty on the phone earlier today and read each one out Jeopardy style....leaving the answer out.  If he couldn't answer correctly, I gave the person an Ace.

I have pm my reply to Laxie

i WAS ASKED WHO HAS THE RECORD AND WHAT WAS THE TIME


Gebresalassie 2.03.59 was my answer

Nothing mentioned to me about the other questions

blame the QM

my bra size is a fact. FACT

objection to the objection


FFS, why does this matter??? especially when I know what is at stake for winning ffs !

lol - massive qm fail.

tell the guy most of the fact and see if he can work out the really obvious little bit at the end!!!!

I repeat.  did you know that hitler banned redheads from marrying.

What Claw said !!!!

how did you ask traffic jam or duke's questions jeopardy style?

the debate on this question might last another hour. well played Laxie

She rings me up and asks me the questions to see if I know the answers, but in five cases asks me an incomplete or wrong question

wpwpwpwp

no, but that was not what I was asked. Or I believe the basis she has scored on lololol

do you know the answer to my question tighty? post it and I'll confirm Y or N?

I have answered already

QM fail Dan

Scores on hold while I watch all the Stars wars films back to back

What was your answer?  You knew who had the record, how long it was run in, and where?

You also knew who held the record previously, and what time was broken?

I said One, as a guess. Of course I don't know.

He's already given me an answer....you need to post now or I fail ya

lol what a shambles!!

2 03 59 Gebresalassie

I was asked who held the record and what was the time, thats all

Yes, it's quite good isn't it?

six, soz was away from pc

nearly time to bring out the F word i think.....

And Nellie has given me the answer to hers as well about 5 minutes ago at this stage....

RCA Glenn Millar Chattannoogoochoochoo

Mine was a FACT

Giggling uncontrollably.


Farce. Can we all agree Lxie is the worst QM ever?

yawn

I agree with TightEnd.

fail everyone that hasn't given an actual fact, rather than just an abstract idea of a fact imo.

trafficjam and redsimon are Aces

a little past the noon deadline.....

FML +1

farce.  fail them.

Errr, why are you even asking?  :dontask:

Longines is a fail as he's not given me the answer to his question

you can't fail him and let the others get their answers in now. farce.

FYP

There have been some fairly epic examples and the bar is set VERY low but this is getting there

get yer tax return done  ;tk;

That sure was the fact I said tighty wouldn't know.

It was where, when who has the marathon world record and who had the previous record and what time was the previous record.

Ace please Laxie.

Is it me or does the map of northern ireland remind anyone else of this sonic 2 badnik?

(http://images.wikia.com/sonic/images/0/0e/Aquis.png)

(http://www.buyimage.co.uk/ireland/general/map.gif)

what? tighty actually engineered this?!

FML, my 9pm tournies have started

[ ] i am going to play well in those

fail please laxie.  boshi clearly failed to state an actual fact.

I most certainly did not

cf and technolog did

I would never countenance Laxie in charge of this. I objected vehemently

erm i think it's just you

Dawn

This question is a disaster.  Your scoring is even worse.

Anyone who hadn't included an answer was given a chance to include it up to 5 minutes ago.  Not here to answer, not my prob.  UL and run better next time.  

That said...Tighty didn't know it either.  Texted Tikay and got a vague reply but deffo not the answer Tighty gave.  

And now for the scoring...........

This is simply untrue! As if I would do this to everyone!

A fact - not a multitude. Jesus.

what? you haven't dealt with about 50% of the objections

that too.  double fail for boshi.

1   snoopy   6
2   Claw   8
3   ItsMrAlex2U   8
4   moonandback   8
5   joobie   9
6   technolog   9
7   Tighty   9
8   trafficjam   9
9   Cf   10
10   Nakor   10
11   The Crow   11
12   kinboshi   12
13   redsimon   13
14   shogun   13
15   acidmouse   15
16   The duke   15
17   AndrewT   16
18   Girgy   21
19   Longines   23
20   Trip5   23
21   Waz   24

lol.  i think i'm just remembering what you never forgot.....:D

Only just got home so I'm about 7 pages behind but..

Objection!

http://www.nandos.co.uk/FEM5/New!.html

Nandos sell soup.

By the principle of collective responsibility, yes. I'm so sorry I wasn't stronger. I was threatened with a ban if I didn't comply.

Oh shit, this is getting uncomfortable

Erm, what I included in my answer and what Dawn posted sure do match.

Dawn - change my score, or I'll change your posts.

am i squashing you?

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/2460380399_055ebf1e7e.jpg?v=0)

Objection

This is taking too long

I have a plane to catch

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/RSQ2/irish.jpg)

6)  Name a major film that was based in Ireland.

SHEEP - 3 points
The Commitments - kinboshi, Waz, ItsMrAlex

2 Points
Ryan’s Daughter - Claw, trafficjam

ACE - 1 point
The Field - moonandback
The Dawn - Cf
My Left Foot - Tighty
Bloody Sunday - redsimon
Ordinary Decent Criminal - snoopy

Pass - 0 points
joobie

FAIL - 8 points
Borstal Boy (England ya eejit!) - The_duke
Waking Ned (was filmed in Isle of Man) - technolog, Nakor
In the Name of the Father (was also filmed/based in England) - The-Crow
Tinsel Town (Scotland) - Acidmouse
Braveheart (Scotland, only parts filmed in Ireland) - Longines
Far and Away (US & Ireland) - Shogun, Girgy
Danny Boy (US) - Trip5
Barry Lyndon (WTF?!) - AndrewT

OOOps FML

LoL, shortage of oxygen at this altitude on the leaderboard

I'm sorry, I didn't realise the question was restricted to the five films you've heard of.

ffs, look at the "rules" and the questions, you all entered and set yourself on the road to QM misery.

Seems to have suddenly quietened down in here.

How is Braveheart based in Ireland? It's all based in Scotland.

Of course, if the question was Name films which were shot in Ireland, it would be a valid answer, but that wasn't the question.

FARCE!

Pronto !!

EPIC FARCE

OBJECTION - Far And Away - its based in ireland...  You even say that in your reply

Thats better !
Now behave

Phew - sheep for me on that last question

Goooooooo Snoopy

+1

Apparently we're allowed to get on with it now...

soooooooooooooo, movie question posted and scores are there.

Anyone have complaints about that one?

OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know it was filmed in the IoM! I walked past the fecking cottage this year on my walk round the fecking island. The film is BASED in IRELAND!

FACT!

FARCE!!!!

  The reply box is working now

Objection to Film Question

You did not say A film made totally in Ireland

My answer  In the name of the father

Country:
Ireland | UK
Language:
English
Release Date:
11 February 1994 (UK) See more »
Also Known As:
En el nombre del padre See more »
Filming Locations:
Ardmore Studios, Herbert Road, Bray, County Wicklow, Ireland .

See

+1 - in case u missed it

yes lots.

'based in ireland' does not mean the same thing as 'filmed in ireland'

there are lots of fails that need to be passes

+1

Sigh

QM seems to think she has asked "filmed in Ireland" when in fact she has asked "based in Ireland" on which most of the fails are not fails

Based on and Based IN are totally different.  

Far and Away was mostly in America FFS!!!

lol

I agree with TightEnd.

putting the Star Wars series on half speed - that should do it.

It was still in fkin Ireland, and thats what u asked..!!

what's that got to do with anything?  and what does 'based on' mean anyway?  you asked for films that are based in ireland!

For about 10 minutes....film not BASED IN Ireland.  Based in AMERICA.

I thing this has reached an 8.2 on the farce-richter scale

Dawn you are completely wrong

DON'T GET ALL STUBBORN ON US


 Nightmare

I agree with anyone who isn't Dawn.

Sorry, did I lock the thread by accident?

LOLZ - sick RUBZ

She's just following in the footsteps of every previous QM. Except me and you.

Three for the price of one.

1 Nandos soup, still outstanding.

2 "A fact that Tighty doesn't know". Point out the bit where it says that I have to know the answer therefore "Tikay's hat size" is not a fail.

3 If you meant to say "set in Ireland" don't type "based in Ireland" ;) The filming and production of Braveheart was all based in Ireland.

Beyond farce.

It's ok. I'm sure we all appreciate you saving us from the pain.

Danny Boy - This film, originally titled Angel, is not about the IRA, but is set in Northern Ireland in the early days of the civil rights protests. The main character, Danny, is a musician and must travel to new places around the country. Because of the political climate, he must carefully ferret out the political leaning of each person he meets. "Are you a convent girl," Danny asks a woman he wants to pick up. Not until she refers to Protestants as "they" does he dare approach her. One can see the roots of The Crying Game in this earlier work by Neil Jordan. He shows us that in the North everyone was on tender hooks, and uses this to explain why Danny, a mild mannered man, goes on a rampage when he witnesses a murder.

http://www.irishfilm.net/blurbs/DBoy.html

FARCE!!

ACE PLSSSSSSS

+1

RSQ descends to new depths.  It's now in Londonderry.

Thanks for that clarification, I thought when people were in Ireland in the fil, it is IN Ireland not ON ireland, I bow to your Irrish knowledge but still DO NOT agree with you.  STILL OBJECTION

Sorry I unlocked the thread


What a complete mess.

Northern Ireland /= Ireland

I take back everything i said

Or is it> Ireland always confuses me lol

Can't you delete it by "mistake"? :)

It confuses Dawn as well me thinks

COLLUSION!!!!!

1.  I checked Nando's menu - no soup on it.  Wanted to Ace ya there, honest.  But it wasn't on the menu.

2.  How can I ask him to give me a correct answer to your fact when you've not go it?

3.  Only a couple of battle scenes were even filmed in Ireland and it's a Scottish film.  I'm a Yank.  Based = set.  Deal with it.  Soz.  xx

No.

It wouldn't be a mistake.

We haven't even reached sex toys yet


Or Ohio


Fk our lives


None of the fails are fails on the film question, except in Dawn's head

 rotflmfao  Best RSQ EVER

Laxie, your scrabble move if you're doing nothing.

Let us know if the director's commentary and the making of features are any good.

COLLUSION!!!!!

What does Longines' knowledge of something have to do with Tighty's knowledge of it?

ROFLfeckingcopters

I agree with kinboshi.

agreed.  now apply it!!!

Nothing. Clearly an Ace, except in Dawn's head

1   snoopy   7
2   joobie   9
3   moonandback   9
4   Claw   10
5   Tighty   10
6   Cf   11
7   ItsMrAlex2U   11
8   trafficjam   11
9   redsimon   14
10   kinboshi   15
11   technolog   17
12   Nakor   18
13   The Crow   19
14   shogun   21
15   acidmouse   23
16   The duke   23
17   AndrewT   24
18   Waz   27
19   Girgy   29
20   Longines   31
21   Trip5   31

If I get over £50 of sponsorship donations in the next 10 minutes, I'll delete this thread.

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=nandos+soup

HTH.

Good Lad.  I'm reasonable.  Will change the scores and give you an Ace for that one.  Thank you.  Call again.

lol, superb

how can it be a fail?

WTF???

You cant do that after we have moved on FFS !!!!

I want my ace for Waking Ned. Please & thank you.

 ;ashamed;

http://www.runningsponsorme.org/kinboshi

Just in case you missed the link.

i've still not heard a reasonable reason for failing all the films based in ireland, despite dawn agreeing that based in and set in are the same thing.

tempted

WOO-HOO

Last feckin place all to mysen..

I agree with Claw, technolog, cf, kinboshi, redsimon, Alex, longines, duke, shogun and trip5

We've spent 50 minutes on 2 questions here. Record?

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/RSQ2/Ohio_Map.jpg)

7)  Name one of the top ten cities (by population) in Ohio.

SHEEP - 6 points
Cleveland - trafficjam, Trip5, redsimon, Claw, Acidmouse, kinboshi

3 Points  
Dayton - Cf, moonandback, Nakor

2 Points
Columbus - AndrewT, snoopy
Canton - Tighty, technolog

ACE - 1 Point
Toledo - Shogun
Youngstown - The_duke
Cincinnati - The-Crow

Pass - 0 Points
Girgy, ItsMrAlex, Waz

FAIL - 11 points
Londonderry - joobie
Dakron - Longines

Oops. FMP

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOGLE alert

No feckin way you lot knew that

BORED - Maybe best to go next door and watch Star Wars at half speed.!!

This x20


http://www.runningsponsorme.org/kinboshi

Just in case you missed the link.

And on this occasion..I AGREE WITH TIGHTY..Fecking forbid!!!!

know Canton as it is where the NFL Hall of Fame is

Could have named six of the top ten

disappointed not to Ace


Dakron is v unlucky, Longines

For what it's worth I have been to Youngstown an Carl's former employer was in Toledo

Obvious googling there!!!!

fml, finger fumbling superfluous D.

Anyone see Gaddafi's son being interviewed today?  That was an utter farce too.

Now then...not one of ye can argue about that seeing as I'm from Ohio.  Will say I was slightly suspicious of the people who said Dayton, but anyway...

Updated scores

1   snoopy   9
2   ItsMrAlex2U   11
3   moonandback   12
4   Tighty   12
5   Cf   14
6   Claw   16
7   trafficjam   17
8   technolog   19
9   joobie   20
10   redsimon   20
11   The Crow   20
12   kinboshi   21
13   Nakor   21
14   shogun   22
15   The duke   24
16   AndrewT   26
17   Waz   27
18   acidmouse   29
19   Girgy   29
20   Longines   36
21   Trip5   37

Yes, I have only been to Toledo 20+ times for work..  No idea it was top 10, but i had a good idea it MIGHT be..

Dayton is fine..Daytona 500 obv

None of us can argue because you are from Ohio?

Complete lack of logic there.  Oh well, fits in well with the rest of this farce.

even if we did make a perfectly reasonable objection based on fact you wouldn't listen, so carry on!!!

I worked for Timken Desford Steel for 15 years. Timken = BASED IN (FML!!!!!!!!!!) Canton. Desford = the place my @rse is BASED IN (FML!!!!!!!!!!).

Yer right..I didn't feckin know it..I FECKING GUESSED IT..as with the REST of these FARCICLE questions...

That'll be why I'm last innit

kthxbye

Cool.  This is where it gets interesting.  I'm willing to POSSIBLY be flexible here, but reckon it'll be majority rule.  

OMFG I need some points

Anyone keeping track of the real scores?

The bird in the Map is a Common Loon

Anyone notice the connection

(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a167/Laxie/RSQ2/kiss.jpg)

8)  Using the foreign language of your choice, translate 'Kiss me arse'.

SHEEP - 3 Points
pogue ma hone - moonandback, redsimon, AndrewT

ACE - 1 Point
Küss mich am arsch - technolog
Kus mij kont - Nakor
私の尻をキス - Longines
Polib me prdel - Cf
leck mich am Arsch - Shogun
Baiser mon derriere - ItMrAlex

Pass - 0 Points
The_duke, Acidmouse, Claw, Trip5

FAIL - 8 Points
Kyss meg Esel (Kiss my donkey) - The-Crow
お尻にキスしなさい (Kiss your ass) - kinboshi
Kiss me arse (English isn’t foreign) - Waz, trafficjam
suudle mind perse (Kiss me in the ass) - Tighty
kuss meine rear ende (kiss my rear end - close....but not quite) - joobie
Da mihi asinum (couldn't get a translation) - Girgy
Shakli b'tahat (again, couldn’t get translation) - snoopy

s'ok. Can't see snoople losing it.

lol what a question

DVD won't do quarter speed

It's actually called a Cardinal

what?

suudle mind perse (Kiss me in the ass) - Tighty


Come on, how is that a fail?????? An Estonian dealer gave me the translation lolol


OBJECTION

Objection to Joobs'

We know some very polite Germans. They say that.

Honest.

I disagree with TightEnd.

tbf, it is to Waz :)

Objection

Use this and tell me what ya get

http://translate.google.com/#auto|en|

ONJECTION TO TIGHY'S OBJECTION!!!

Blatent research alert!!!

OBJECTION


kiss me arse is Irish American (Foreign)

Kis MY Arse is English

Kiss me arse.

For every language I try.

QM FAIL!

Of course it can. And is. Have fun next week.

I needed a new chat up line.

WHY

"Maria, I need a translation for Kiss my arse, please"

"ok, SUDDLE MIND PERSE"

Thanks

(http://www.oralchelation.com/wednesday/previous/2007/images/volcano1.jpg)

my translator says

Results for: eselTranslations 1 - 1 of 1
Norwegian Norwegian   English English
esel   donkey, ass
Search time: 0.001 sec.

Surely Ass is the same as arse

She don't know her Ass from her Elbow

you conducted research?

fail.

Objection to Tighty's objection.

Blatant resear...oh crap, it doesnt say you cant in the rules!!

Ah Maria - memories

Proper panic setting in

laxie

http://translate.google.com/#en|et|kiss%20me%20arse

I'm not Irish or American and I say Kiss Me Arse. So kiss me arse Nellie  :-* ;bumwiggle;

It's worth repeating TBH

stick kiss me arse in there and see what you get. Daft woman

FML if i dont get a hatfull of points on the next question

Maria Maljar, TD at the Olympic Casino Estonia says its Suudle Mind Perse.

And you want to fail it?

QMs decision is final tighty

Go on then...I'll give ya an Ace for it. 

Ahem Scrabble please.

Well I would say Kiss MY arse not Me Arse not proper English

LOL - English is a forgeign langauge if your not English - So objection QM Laxie

Feck!!! Yer right...Soooooo could have used Google!!!!!!

NO!!!

hey, we can't move on until every objection has been researched, investigated and checked

According to the rules of Objection section 3a Sub section 9ii

I rest my case.

It is a complete disgrace. I have sat here all night trying to get to grips with the brain of an American woman whose English is hardly her first language. Feck this and ye that and hun this and chicka that. Objection after objection has failed on questionable QM logic and about 7 of you have the nerve not tot say she is the worst QM ever. How? It's laughable.

She has dismissed all reason and ignored all logic

I almost give up. What a disaster she is.

Rant almost over

Please for the love of all that is holy look at the evidence that is presented to you and stop being so daft

but he researched ffs!!!!

(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_M7mySuUsa6c/TFQoJHikmnI/AAAAAAAAL3k/f66shHcyaDU/s512/IMG_2778.JPG)

research not disallowed in the rules, and I did not google. I used a contact. blonde, leggy and gorgeous contact, too

I LoL'd

I hate you.  ;D

How was I not forced to go on this trip?

Right....I did say majority would rule on this one.

Speak up now folks - does Tighty get an Ace or a Fail?

Fail.

FECKIN FAIL!!!!!

SIMPLES

Fail

ACE, PLEASE ACE

I'm just trying to get you less points Waz me old beauty!  :-*

you've already decided to ace it..now you want to go to majority rule? why?


Hardly likely to get a fair vote am i?

I conduct an exemplary objection, with supporting facts and now you want to put it to a vote?

This night gets worse and fucking worse


Why do I bother?


FARCE!!!

oooooo I love it when Tighty gets Cross!

If it fails I leave RSQ for ever