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My lovely wife decided to make a lemon chiffon pudding today..........

the ingredients or part of was 6 ounces of condensed milk
the can..or cans she bought contained 397 grams

she then worked it out and asked Jeeves then somehow managed to put in two tins ...lol  when she dished it up she could not work out..
 
1, why it was sooooo runny
2, why it was sooooo sickly
and 3 why we where all pulling faces      ...........I LOVE MY BLONDE WIFE

pics pls

of the wife or the lemon chiffon pudding....


i have more blonde moments to share if anyones interested ..........

Both please :)

mrs fish

too late for the lemon chiffon pudding sorry

OK about 13 years ago i was still in the army and was stationed in warminster (wiltshire) as part of the demonstration battalion the 2ND battalion the royal anglian regiment.

we used to work very hard all week but get allot of weekends off,

i used to get a lift home from a mate but one weekend he had to work and i was off so Ali offered to come collect me from warminster i gave her the directions i was due to finish work at 4:30 ish and it got to 6 and no Ali ???

she rang just after saying she was lost i said "can you see any road signs" she replied no

......but she had just crossed a big bridge a bridge??? wtf       

"oh i did pass a sign just after the bridge"

great darling what did it say                       WELCOME TO WALES

lol

Queens Division! How did you enjoy Basingbourne?

HMMMMM I spent 28 days in the wonderfull guardroom at atr basingbourne......lol

/conversation :)

/conversation ?? not sure what you mean ??

i have lot of story's to tell ...I need some  feed back if i am to continue though....

IS anyone interested?? life before the army in the army meeting Mrs fish kids  a diary from the past maybe

wed night Mrs fish left freezer door open ruining a lot of food mainly meat!!
so today we go to donnington market to re stock said freezer

on the way we are passing Lott's of yellow fields ...i honestly did not know what they where and Mrs fish said they where mustard fields....

i say there are a lot of yellow fields they cant be mustard ......reply.?

"perhaps they can only grow mustard in this country and they export it all over the world ..i mean how many variety's are there? English mustard ....French mustard"

i love my BLONDE wife!

LOL at you just as much for not knowing what the yellow fields are mate  :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed

not quite as bad woodsey lol!

thanks for the link tho

You always bring a smile to my face Lee.

as you do me Jase!

Just remembered one....

we used to own a holiday home in norfolk..

a caravan in hunstanton 

one day we decided to buy a dingy for the kids it came in a box about 12" square (300mm) Ali asked where the oars where "are the oars in the box ?"

At what point are you going to show her the link that tells you that oil seed rape is a mustard?

if someone snitches on me to her!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease come to the bash and bring her too! 

If she does come to the bash and plays the comp, she'll definitely last longer than Lee.

Laxi ...we both would really love to but unfortunately it's not going to be possible
Thanks for asking tho have a really great time

Boooooooooooooo  I wouldn't have shown her this thread.  Probably wouldn't have put anyone else up to it either.  Proberly.