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Ok you lousy bunch of stitch up merchants. You forced me to win through some extremely questionable QM'ing and although Tighty could have saved me at the end with his knowledge of hitler and red heads he chose not to (or the QM wasnt listening, I am not sure).

Any-who, onto the next phase of farce.

You asked for it.....

Rules n stuff:
1) No fecking googling. If I even suspect googling then expect to be failed. So pick out an obscure answer at your peril.
2) Refer to rule number 1
3) Answers to me by 7pm Monday 7th
4) Reveal 8pm Tuesday 8th
5) Incorrect answers will get the highest score + 5
6) You must pass on 1 question - you shouldnt actually need the pass as all questions should be answerable but use the fecker anyway. Tactics may come into play here
7) Be warned, I will be looking for any excuse for failures. I may accept marginal spelliing mistakes but any hint of an excuse for failing your answer then expect to feel the full force of FAIL

Questions .....


OK, you know the deal, PM's please with answers on a seperate line and numbered, blah blah blah.

You may recognise 1 or 2. Note that what may once have been a fail may not always be a fail....

Knock yourselves out

1.   Name a hotel on the Las Vegas Strip
2.   Name one of the venues from the first year of the EPT
3.   Name one of the items representing a wedding anniversary from one of the first 20 years of marriage
4.   Name a type of shark
5.   Name something you wear around your neck
6.   Name one of the top ten worlds deadliest animals
7.   Name a slang term for a females “chest region”
8.   Name an animal with horns
9.   Name an animal used as a form of transport
10.   Name a common type of allergy
11.   Name a famous Parisian landmark
12.   Name a common food item that has a hole or holes in it




Have a nice day :-)


Entrants so far:

Shogun112
Waz1892
The Crow
Thetank
Rex008
Tightend
Girgy85
Moonandback
KinFishi
Hector62
bobAlike
Acidmouse
Technolog
Ironside
Claw75
Longines
Redsimon
RobertHM
The Duke
Jeeves
Laxie
cf
jjandellis
TRIP5
Snoopy
HoldOrFold
Sharplea
Joobie538
Mondatoo

Questions to follow... WTF

I tried to save you, repeatedly..argued you should have an ace. Blame fuckwit.

That's Ms Fuckwit to you Sir.  Tyvm.   :-*

OK, you know the deal, PM's please with answers on a seperate line and numbered, blah blah blah.

You may recognise 1 or 2. Note that what may once have been a fail may not always be a fail....

Knock yourselves out

1.   Name a hotel on the Las Vegas Strip
2.   Name one of the venues from the first year of the EPT
3.   Name one of the items representing a wedding anniversary from one of the first 20 years of marriage
4.   Name a type of shark
5.   Name something you wear around your neck
6.   Name one of the top ten worlds deadliest animals
7.   Name a slang term for a females “chest region”
8.   Name an animal with horns
9.   Name an animal used as a form of transport
10.   Name a common type of allergy
11.   Name a famous Parisian landmark
12.   Name a common food item that has a hole or holes in it

Disgraceful, farce, rsq is doomed, etc

Cool.  Can answer these no hassle.  WD QM.   ;applause; ;hattip;

How come questions 1-7 follow the format of "name a..." whereas questions 8-12 do not?

Also, should be some RRSQ questions imo

i lost the will to live

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

questions in first post please.

ridic questions.

question 7 should also be question 5.

in

lol

Might close the quiz early. Now would be good, would be fairly easy to mark.

Welcome to QM hell.  Enjoy.

Good questions. All guessable. For that reason, I'm in.

I've even just googled my dubious guess (Q2) and I got that right. Probably be the sheep, based on past form, but hey-ho.

And as usual, I won't be around for the reveal until around 11:30pm. Feel free to do a Laxie and I might be back for about Q4.

I feel uncomfortable competing in an RSQ with such abysmal presentation. Fcking disgrace.

Much better questions than last week!!

In.

Great questions - all answerable.

Possibility of farce - very high.

Chance of QM breakdown - very high.
































Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ;applause;

lol 26 fails so far from the 11 entries

I think there may be a riot during the reveal

Entries close Monday night, keep em coming

Fixed

I regained the will to live

No longer a disgrace, now get your answers in or GTFO :-)

Must be some kind of record for fails.

This can only go well.

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - fail 'em all imo!!!

Sod all else to do at 3.44 am

Good luck!

1.   Name a hotel on the Las Vegas Strip - Luxor
2.   Name one of the venues from the first year of the EPT - Monte Carlo
3.   Name one of the items representing a wedding anniversary from one of the first 20 years of marriage, Suicidal!!! We've had this before and there Traditional and Modern lists. Being old fashioned and innumerate, I will go for Paper (1st)
4.   Name a type of shark - Tiger
5.   Name something you wear around your neck - idzila --- ok showing off here, maybe the only reason I'm playing.
6.   Name one of the top ten worlds deadliest animals - PASS
7.   Name a slang term for a females “chest region” - jugs
8.   Name an animal with horns - impala
9.   Name an animal used as a form of transport - Llama
10.   Name a common type of allergy - Penicillan
11.   Name a famous Parisian landmark - Pere Lachaise graveyard
12.   Name a common food item that has a hole or holes in it - crumpets

QFT FARCE

LoL, EPIC fail.
Entry accepted though

Judging by the EPIC, farcical failality of your post, sleep may have been a better option Robert?

wp ;D

18 Entries

39 Fails

[ ] The reveal will be a calm affair

Robert has two answers the same as me.  please disqualify him.

Would it matter if either are fails....?

Norrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - have to let him play!  That was abso LOL comedy for a Sunday morning!!! 

PS  - Will get answers in to ya later today.  Honest.  But mine will be coming via PM.   rotflmfao

if you try to fail either of those you'll surpass laxie in the worst QM ever stakes.

anyway, we should be allowed to change our answers now we've seen Robert's as it puts late comers at an unfair advantage.

Of course the downside to that is that Robert will probably then win as he'll have a bunch of aces.  I'm not sure that is a downside and might be fitting punishment!

I reckon if you were to put your answers in the thread as soon as the questions go up then you'd probably win!

Sent

Oh FML big time, I was tired, it was late/early.
I give up.

Don't give up!!!  Was hysterical imo.   rotflmfao ;applause; ;hattip;

Entered.

QM.... your choice, I can use my awesome powers to make the post disappear, and the bloody quote, but will only do so if you you wish, to reduce your comp from a epic farce to a standard farce.

I hope you're planning to be present for the reveal Jeeves?

Brilliant.

Oh my.  Just gets better all the time.  QM could be in a bit of trouble now.

But I'll just use my awesome powers to make it reappear!

My life gets worse.

Sent.  And STILL managed to give same answer as Robert on one of them.  FFS!!!

Fk it, going back to bed, it's safe there, better check underneath first for scary things.

& LoL

Wp sir

The posts and entry stand

FYL

OK thats enough entrants, the spreadsheet is getting complicated.

LoL at the fails

Registration for this tournament closes in 19 hours and 15 minutes.

There is no late registration

I should also point out there is no $12 mirrion dorrar prize pool, or a lambo

now you tell us.  sick slowroll.

what IS in the prize pool then?

INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

See ya on pancake night

p.s. pancake cook off anyone ;oD

xx

Honour................. and the terror of running the next one

I think I might possibly have swerved running the next one.

You havent seen you epicly bad everyone elses entry is. It is touch and go

In

A cluster of late entrants and the entry line is now....................

CLOSED

Please do not continue to enter as your entry will not count but you may still be charged.

Spreadsheet mastery will be finalised this evening and then my tin hat will be donned for utter farceness tomorrow

FML

out

Nice try.   :D

FYP

Don't forget reveal at 8.00pm Wednesday 9th!

Odds are very short on an excel data/sort scoring fail tomorrow IMO

if any of my answers are failed i will set laxie on you

Ummmmm, what if quite a few are fails....?

if any fail laxie will be set on you i will even pay for her flight

pretty sure he's serious too

As if Laxie has a clue about how a RSQ works.

All I know for sure is most of ye are rubbish at them.

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Oh hush. Ya know it was fun.  Besides, you'll eventually forget the pain and let me have another go.  I'm patient.

can someone txt me every time an answer is revealed espically if i am failed so i can farce from the pub

I've no house internet thanks to a blown connection thingy so will have to work from phone too ffs.

have you checked the fusebox?

+ is the router plugged in?

Cant believe nobody has asked if u have tried turning it off and back on again??

Bite me.  The lot of ya. 

Except Kin who taught me how to tether the phone to the lappy.  Now it won't be as bad.  Cheers Kin!!!  xx

Hello, good evening and welcome.

May I remind you of a couple of points before we farce.

“You must pass on 1 question”
5 point penalty for starters for Longines and The Crow, wp.

“Be warned, I will be looking for any excuse for failures. I may accept marginal spelling mistakes but any hint of an excuse for failing your answer then expect to feel the full force of FAIL”
Some of the questions were left deliberately open to a bit of interpretation – but if your interpretation was different to mine – guess what – FAIL

There are 29 entrants and 76 fails I think. GL with trying to get those over turned….

I have allowed Mondatoo as a late entry. I may regret this as it has meant rushed amendments to the spreadsheet. If it goes wrong I might just make him win.

If you are expecting pictures – Forget it
If you are expecting even readable formatting – Forget it

This can only go well.

I expect a good clean quiz, no kidney punches, no rabbit punches and no punches below the belt.

Reveal at 8pm.....

Looking forward to tomorrow's reveal.

Nothing to see here, yet.

Come back tomorrow.

lol, like that is going to be significant come my final score.

Why have I got the feeling that this will beat Laxie's QM effort - so glad I didn't enter now this such a bossy QM - only because I forgot about it!

Back in 24 and a half hours for the reveal
















it's not working is it?

Errrrr, No

Connection was rubbish using the tethered phone method.  Well, it was grand if ya don't need the speed of posting RSQ objections on a Tuesday night.  But as I need connection AND speed, I've just nicked Bridget's dongle off her.  Sorted all around.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Having realised that reveal is tonight, I just want to say I am really loking forwad to it (sigh). It will be a great comp with a great QM (sigh)
Roll on 8pm (sigh)

Hurry up while Cf and Tighty not here!!

LOL @ Dawns MSN post

"Bridget's dongle on me lappy"

Good game bottle of beer

ItsMrAlex2u, The_duke, redsimon, Longines and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Thats what I like to see, a nice quiet reveal, no objections all straight forward and over by 9pm

Cmon then get on with it!!

OK….. Nice and simple this one, cant be any cause for objection here.... question 1

Name a hotel on the Las Vegas Strip

FAILS: 8 Points
HoldorFold      Imperial Pigeon   
cf                  Premier Inn
Ironside         RIO
Trip5            Trump International


Sheep: 3 points
Shogun112      Luxor
RobertHM        Luxor
Jeeves             Luxor
Redsimon          Imperial Palace   
Technolog         Imperial Palace
Mondatoo           Imperial Palace

2 Points
WAZ1892           Caesers Palace   
Moonandback      Caesers Palace   
The Crow           Hilton   
Joobie538          Hilton   
Hector62           The Wynn
Longines           The Wynn

Aces: 1 Point
Kinboshi      Aria   
Tank         Ballys   
Laxie         Bellagio
Snoopy         Bill's Gambling Hall & Saloon
Sharplea      Cosmopolitan
Acidmouse      Excalibur
Rex008         Paris
jjandellis      Planet Hollywood
The Duke      Riviera   
Girgy85         Stratosphere
Claw75         The Mirage
Tighty         Treasure Island

Pass: 0 Points
Bobalike

wiiii scores and moving on

add the 58 "hidden" accounts. e.g., can you see me?

Objection coming...I need to check first...

Cant see one!! Moving on??

If its about the Hilton dont even feckin think about it !

Is Aria technically the strip?

I thought it was billed as City Centre Plaza or something

Yep. Wanted to check Trump. Is off-strip.

I sure would. Joobs is sat next to me.

ARIA
3730 Las Vegas Blvd South // Las Vegas Strip 

what's the address of the Hilton?

Score   Name
0        Bobalike
1        Acidmouse
1        Claw75
1        Girgy85
1        jjandellis
1        Kinboshi
1        Laxie
1        Rex008
1        Sharplea
1        Snoopy
1        Tank
1        The Duke
1        Tighty
2        Hector62
2        Joobie538
2        Longines
2        Moonandback
3        Mondatoo
3        Redsimon
3        Technolog
2        The Crow
2        Waz1892
3        Jeeves
3        RobertHM
3        Shogun112
8        cf
8        HoldorFold
8        Ironside
8        Trip5

F cough.

Excellent... moving on.. at speed............

this

There we go, see, no farce here (yet, ahem)

Question 2
Name one of the venues from the first year of the EPT

FAILS: 10 Points
cf          Snowfest
Hector62   Tallinn   

Sheep: 5 Points
Acidmouse   London
Bobalike     London
Ironside     London
Longines    London
Sharplea    London

3 points
Redsimon   Vienna
Girgy85      Vienna
Tighty       Vienna
Rex008      Copenhagen
Kinboshi     Copenhagen
Snoopy       Copenhagen
RobertHM   Monte Carlo
Jeeves       Monte Carlo
The Crow   Monte Carlo

2 points
Shogun112   Deauville
jjandellis     Deauville
The Duke    Deauville
Laxie        Dublin
Moonandback   Dublin

Ace 1 Point
Mondatoo       Barcelona

Pass: 0 points
Claw75

Failed the first fecking question

[ ] Bodes well

• Trump lied on the apprentice

3 points for Deauville please

You should take something for that cough Boshi  ;D

QFF.

1. Deauville should be 3.
2. Where's Joobs???

Objection

FAIlL the QM -   I put PASS for that question

Been telling him that all week.

Over-ruled

At least my scoring bloopers were deliberate......

Slight error, not worth the bother




NEXT question..... answer..... socres ....whatever

Noted

Onjection on grounds of favouritism...WHERE THE FECK AM I

Copy paste fail


Pass: 0 points
Claw75
HoldorFold
Joobie538
Tank
Technolog
Trip5
WAZ1892

Going well with the scoring so far Alex...

about 6 people missing from last set of answers i reckon

QFARCINGM FAIL MORE LIKE!!!!!

lol, all mine are;-)

ok......
5 point penalties now added in for Longines and The Crow

(God help me)

Score   Name
1        Claw75
1        Tank
2        Joobie538
2        Waz1892
3        Laxie
3        Technolog
4        Girgy85
4        jjandellis
4        Kinboshi
4        Rex008
4        Snoopy
4        The Duke
4        Tighty
4        Moonandback
4        Mondatoo
5        Bobalike
6        Acidmouse
6        Sharplea
6        Redsimon
6        Jeeves
6        RobertHM
6        Shogun112
8        HoldorFold
8        Trip5
10        The Crow
12        Hector62
12        Longines
13        Ironside
18        cf

Bradford?

Yep...going miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiles better than last week.   rotflmfao

For this question I should point out that I am not American

Q 3
Name one of the items representing a wedding anniversary from one of the first 20 years of marriage

Fails: 16 points
cf            Shackles
HoldorFold   Divorce Papers
Kinboshi     Bronze
Laxie        Lace
Rex008       Lace
Sharplea     pottery
Snoopy       Bronze
Trip5         Pearl

Sheep: 11 points
Acidmouse   Paper
Girgy85      Paper
Ironside      Paper
Jeeves        Paper
jjandellis     Paper
Moonandback   Paper
Mondatoo       Paper
Redsimon     Paper
RobertHM     Paper
Shogun112    Paper
WAZ1892      Paper

3 Points
Hector62    Cotton
Joobie538   Cotton
Tighty      Cotton

2 points
Claw75       China
The Crow     China

Aces: 1 point
Bobalike     Copper
Longines     Leather
Tank         Wood
Technolog   Tin
The Duke    Crystal

I must admit, Robert's answers haven't been much of a surprise to me...

Objection.

How is bronze a fail?

WTF?!  OBJECTION!!!

Lace is for the 13th wedding anniversary - FACT!!!

http://www.anniversaryideas.co.uk/9th-wedding-anniversary.htm

Objection to pottery being a fail. And that's a UK site.

Been googling again sharpy?

Because it is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wedding_anniversary#Celebration_and_gifts

Not before 8pm tonight.

Moving on?

pls

http://www.google.com/m?aq=&oq=&aqi=&fkt=&fsdt=&htf=&his=&sa=2&q=bronze+marriage+8th

Let me think long an....no.

lol I can predict each answer Jeeves is going to give

EVen yer own fecking link says LACE for 13th FFS!!!!

http://www.anniversaryideas.co.uk/8th-wedding-anniversary.htm

Googling pottery .... no way, this is a common knowledge answer I would have thought.

Pottery and Lace are not fails and well known to most people on the traditional list

Divorce papers will soon make an appearance for the 10th Wedding Anniversary Modern List I reckon    ;D

On the American list it does

LACE - UK SITE TOO!!!

http://www.anniversaryideas.co.uk/13th-wedding-anniversary.htm

Yank not UK, they dont count, ever

Bronze is on there as well Lol

OK, that was staight forward

Score   Name
2        Tank
3        Claw75
4        Technolog
5        Joobie538
5        The Duke
6        Bobalike
7        Tighty
12        The Crow
13        Waz1892
13        Longines
15        Girgy85
15        jjandellis
15        Moonandback
15        Mondatoo
15        Hector62
17        Acidmouse
17        Redsimon
17        Jeeves
17        RobertHM
17        Shogun112
19        Laxie
20        Kinboshi
20        Rex008
20        Snoopy
22        Sharplea
24        HoldorFold
24        Trip5
24        Ironside
34        cf

Boshi, ban Alex pls.

Yes but if the trad UK is blank it means its the same as the trad US - ducy

On the American list it is

Too late, scores posted

boshi how much donation to delete thread? :)

You eejit!!!  It's on UK sites as well!  And understood to be for both when only listed on one of yer own stupid lists.

Need to go offline for 30 minutes or so getting it in early...

Objection.

If you meant the superorder Selachimorpha then you should have said so. Loan is NOT a fail.

kthxbye.

I would unban and put him in H of F, best QM ever


musnt win
mustn't win

Question 4
Name a type of shark



Fails: 9 points
HoldorFold   Jaws
Ironside   Card shark
Joobie538   Loan Shark
Longines   Loan Shark
Sharplea   Loan Shark
Tank   Poker shark

Sheep 4 points
Jeeves   Tiger
Laxie   Tiger
Rex008   Tiger
RobertHM   Tiger

3 Points
Redsimon   Great White
Mondatoo   Great White
WAZ1892   Great White

2 points
Acidmouse   Bull Shark
The Duke   Bull Shark
Claw75   Basking Shark
Shogun112   Basking Shark
Girgy85   Hammerhead
Trip5   Hammerhead
Hector62   Mako
Tighty   Mako

Aces: 1 point
Bobalike   Dogfish
cf   Whale
Kinboshi   Lemon
Moonandback   Reef shark
Technolog   Nurse
The Crow   Tope

Pass 0 points
jjandellis   Pass
Snoopy   Pass

I may revisit the wedding question....

And you lot thought I was bad?!  Watch the new master of farce at work.  Shocking.

We didnt think u were bad! You were bad!!

not how I read it.... i'd check the list again if I was you

You knew you were x

all fine so far imo

lol - you think we've forgotten already?!  at least he's answering the objections instead of pretending they don't exist :D  plenty of time for him to catch up with you yet though......

He needs to show workings out and proof, or at least the link. I object to the objection.

I said so lol

Good questions this time round.

Joke of a QM marking the answers and turning it into a farce.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loan_shark

OK in the interests of my wellbeing I have unfailed the wedding fails..

Score board

Score   Name
5        Claw75
5        Technolog
6        Snoopy
7        The Duke
7        Bobalike
7        Kinboshi
9        Tighty
9        Laxie
10        Rex008
11        Tank
11        Trip5
13        The Crow
14        Joobie538
15        jjandellis
16        Waz1892
16        Moonandback
16        Sharplea
17        Girgy85
17        Hector62
18        Mondatoo
19        Acidmouse
19        Shogun112
20        Redsimon
21        Jeeves
21        RobertHM
22        Longines
33        HoldorFold
33        Ironside
35        cf

"Some of the questions were left deliberately open to a bit of interpretation – but if your interpretation was different to mine – guess what – FAIL"

By Shark I meant, errrr Shark

farce.

a good QM always sticks to his guns imo

Wedding question has been un-farced

You did. You asked for a type of shark.

You didn't specify a mammal.

Farce

[ ] The next question will go well

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loan_shark

[ ] shark is a mammal

[X] loan shark, on the other hand

Evening. Have I missed much?

Nope

He didnt specify anything! Its common knowledge, that it doesnt matter how anything is interpreted by the QM, answers are right when questions are worded FARCEly.

My interpretation of shark is a big fishy thing with pointy teeth, not something with a nickname named after said animal with pointy teeth

There's a good Lad.  No need to get silly so early on.

Take my comments back.

. "Everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, but at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Loan shark, did not appear to be constructive and has been automatically reverted (undone) by ClueBot NG."

you carry on Alex - you're doing an excellent job so far imo (until you try to fail one of my answers, obv)

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

You think it is a farce so far, just LoL

Q5
Name something you wear around your neck.

Fails: 9 Points

Girgy85   Rape Alarm
Hector62   Stethascope
HoldorFold   Skin
Ironside   Noose
Joobie538   Noose
Kinboshi   Stethascope
Longines   Stethascope
Shogun112   Stethascope
Technolog   Millstone
WAZ1892   Noose

Sheep: 4 points
Moonandback   Cravat
Snoopy   Cravat
Tighty   Cravat
Trip5   Cravat

3 points
Bobalike   Dog Tags
jjandellis   Dog Tags
Sharplea   Dog Tags

2 points
Jeeves   idzila
RobertHM   idzila
The Crow   Medallion
The Duke   Medallion

Aces 1 point
Acidmouse   A priests "Dog collar"
Mondatoo   Neck Brace
cf   Gimp collar
Claw75   Collar
Laxie   Feather Boa
Redsimon   Tie
Rex008   Choker
Tank   A big fuck off Mayoral chain.

A farce and back again.

No objections?
excellent

don't see the problem with any of those fails?

OBJECT!! Women wear rape alarms around their necks!

This QM's a millstone round all our necks imo.

(http://trcs.wikispaces.com/file/view/noose.jpg/66745319/noose.jpg)

oh oh -- off to sit by the fridge....

i was gonna stick up for you there girgy, but questions said something 'you' wear around your neck.  do you wear a rape alarm?

If you're going to fail stethoscope, at least spell it correctly.

How is a noose a fail where else would you wear it

I couldnt decide on this one, objection sustained.

Rape alarm is now an ace

Yes, you can. On a lanyard, for example.

was so sure pearl necklace was gonna be the sheep.  i under estimate you lot.

Yea obv incase i get attacked in my taxi!!

http://www.google.com/m?aq=f&oq=&aqi=-k0d0t0&fkt=65&fsdt=16308&htf=&his=&q=Doctor+wearing+stethoscope

but girgy just made it a fail.  edit: just seen his last post.  ace, obv

:)

UTTER FARCE!!!

Rape alarms are carried in handbags and pockets ffs...

how does that answer whether girgy wears one?

You dont "wear" a noose
You are hung by it until dead

Spelling of stethomoscope was copied from an entrant
You dont wear that either you carry it round your neck when it isn shoved in your ears

Any more objections?

(http://fashionablygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/disney-gold-noose-necklace.jpg)

this guy is wearing a noose!
(http://monroeanderson.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/30/kattwilliamsnoose.jpg)

can you please sir, explain sir why you have failed Noose.

Where else do you wear it please  - Sir?

Who put the damn poll up there?!  FFS and sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh

WTF is it doing in ur bag? No use there imo!!

None of these rape alarms have neck strings...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=personal+attack+alarms&tag=googhydr-21&index=aps&hvadid=6521335505&ref=pd_sl_2qrbcrozum_b

You dont ever "wear" one

Well at least not until that picture above LoL

Hmmmmm

Joobie has trawled the net to find a noose as a fashion item

http://www.google.com/m?aq=f&oq=&aqi=-k0d0t0&fkt=65&fsdt=16308&htf=&his=&q=Doctor+wearing+stethoscope

next..............................

Cant allow it, objection overruled

Score   Name
6        Claw75
9        The Duke
10        Snoopy
10        Bobalike
10        Laxie
11        Rex008
12        Tank
13        Tighty
14        Technolog
15        Trip5
15        The Crow
16        Kinboshi
18        jjandellis
18        Girgy85
19        Sharplea
19        Mondatoo
20        Moonandback
20        Acidmouse
21        Redsimon
23        Joobie538
23        Jeeves
23        RobertHM
25        Waz1892
26        Hector62
28        Shogun112
31        Longines
36        cf
42        HoldorFold
42        Ironside

Ive customised mine and attached a neck strap to the keyring!!

WHAT!!??

alarm i used to carry when i had a busy social life back in the day had a thingy for wearing it around one's neck

Piccys or it didnt happen

Its in the car. Car is in the garage! Sorry x

Q6
Name one of the worlds top ten deadliest animals

Fails: 10 points

cf   TightEnd
Claw75   Humans
HoldorFold   Poisonous jumping Eric Bristow
Ironside   Humans
Longines   Humans
Tank   Humans
The Crow   Puma
The Duke   Polar Bear
WAZ1892   Frog

Sheep: 5 points
Moonandback   Mosquito
Redsimon   Mosquito
Shogun112   Mosquito
Snoopy   Mosquito
Technolog   Mosquito

3 points
Acidmouse   Elephant
jjandellis   Elephant
Rex008   Elephant

2 points
Bobalike   Box Jellyfish
Girgy85   Box Jellyfish
Hector62   Hippo
Joobie538   Hippo
Sharplea   Lion
Trip5   Lion

Ace 1 point
Mondatoo   Snakes

Pass 0 points
Jeeves   Pass
Kinboshi   Pass
Laxie   Pass
RobertHM   Pass
Tighty   Pass

http://gisele-ganne.fashionstylist.com/gisele-ganne-the-noose-necklace.html (http://gisele-ganne.fashionstylist.com/gisele-ganne-the-noose-necklace.html)

(http://gisele-ganne.fashionstylist.com/cj/luisaviaroma-us/gisele-ganne/gisele-ganne-the-noose-necklace.jpg)

ok - now i'm gonna object!

FFS - you try tickling a Polar Bear and see if its dangerous

For avoidance of doubt the ten are

Buffalo
Box Jellyfish
Hippo
Elephant
Cros
Large cats (accepted Lion as they qualify in their own right)
Scorpions
Dogs
Snakes
Mozzies

Humans clearly kill more people that snakes do.

and how the fuck is something as generic as 'snakes' an ace.  most snakes are probs harmless.

PMSL

OBJECT TO SNAKES!!

SNAKE is not a fecking animal

FARCE QMing

source?

fml - i nearly said cros too

Couldnt be bothered to type "poisonous"

Humans (apart from some on here) arent animals for the purpose of this question

Objection to all those answers except humans.

Ketchup

Mosquito isn't a FECKING ANIMAL

LOL :D

snakes is so random it's silly ffs!!!  FAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!!!

Humans aren't animals? What are they, fucking plants?

Everyone happy?

Excellent

What is it, a fucking plant?

and you can wear a snake around your neck...... just saying

(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/98044691.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=B53F616F4B95E55339392DF3AD3CD340561C7B5B7E5A1052211CA5412C1A9C9E1D842B4D5671C9AA)

Very... moving on

so mond said 'poisonous snakes'?  still a fail imo if he cba to even give you a type of snake.

That list is from which made up list?

Oh shit... sorry

Score   Name
10        Laxie
12        Bobalike
13        Tighty
14        Rex008
15        Snoopy
16        Claw75
16        Kinboshi
17        Trip5
19        The Duke
19        Technolog
20        Girgy85
20        Mondatoo
21        jjandellis
21        Sharplea
22        Tank
23        Acidmouse
23        Jeeves
23        RobertHM
25        The Crow
25        Moonandback
25        Joobie538
26        Redsimon
28        Hector62
33        Shogun112
35        Waz1892
41        Longines
46        cf
52        HoldorFold
52        Ironside

snake is a reptile

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake

Mosqito is a fecking insect

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosquito

FAIL PLEASE!!!!!!

Whoever compiled the list is a complete buffoon

This

NOOSE!!

(http://accessoriesbyasky.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/reed.jpg?w=412&h=500)

GFY

Based on human death count or summit

Polar bears are the largest carnivores on land; they eat ringed seals for breakfast but will settle for a young walrus or beluga whale. They’ve been known to kill humans who venture too close. Like black bears and grizzlies, its starvation that makes them dangerous. A smack from one of their paws can rip your fucking  head right off.

ergo - fucking dangerous top 5 IMO

No it isn't.

You try telling that to a guy that wore one

scary bird wearing a noose

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3616646203_e59c733a23.jpg)

could easily substitue 'some humans' for polar bears there too imo

loving the outfit.  probs minus the noose tho

Reptiles and insects are part of the animal kingdom.

Think you're getting confused between mammals and animals as terms.

Boobs look huge!!

Q7
Name a slang term for a females "chest region"

Fails: 7 Points

Bobalike   Love Cushions
HoldorFold   Thing Thing
Rex008   Bulgarian Airbags
The Crow   Top

Sheep: 2 points

Claw75   Baps
Snoopy   Baps
Hector62   Puppies
Technolog   Puppies
Jeeves   Jugs
RobertHM   Jugs
jjandellis   Norks
Redsimon   Norks
Sharplea   Bazookas
Tighty   Bazookas
Joobie538   Tittys (whale rule)
Mondatoo   Titts (whale rule)

Aces: 1 point
Kinboshi   Air-bags
Laxie   Hooters
Longines   Bristols
Moonandback   Milk pillows
Shogun112   Thrupenny Bits
Tank   Tatty bojangles
Trip5   Fun-bags
WAZ1892   Fried Eggs
Acidmouse   Boobies
Girgy85   Beestings
Ironside   Breasticles


Pass (WTF?) 0 points
cf   Pass
The Duke   Pass

perfect size for nestling a, erm, noose knot between

Donkeys kill more people than box jellyfish.

Made up list.

They dont kill many people though, ergo, not fookin dangerous unless you happen to go and kick one in the nads

QM support, I like this

if you're gonna whale tits and titties then you need to shove the thruppeny bits in with 'em imo

sure is.  qm is a moron.

Dont think so, but couldnt decide on the whale rule there, i may un-whale


I bet the term "I may un-whale" has never been used before

Poisonous Jumping Eric Bristow is clearly the Poisonous Dart frog

and btw ... top ten deadliest animals to whom?  Clearly the top 10 will differ to each category they are most dangerius to no?

Also, as said before Animals .... if mosquito's are being classed as animals to you then humans should be a pass too

just saying



FARCE  ;nana;

I called you Sir and mine and joobies ansa has more than enoiugh pic based proof that Noose shud be allowed.

I look forward to your response Sir.

FYP

Humans kill more humans and animals than any other animals

Where are tsetse flies on that list?

don't be ridic.  whale the three.  or fail mond for not being able to spell such a simple word as tits

Frog still a fail
Dangerous by kills of people

The fact that they live in the fecking Arctic might have something to do with that - but may I ask was that your criteria - killing humans, if it was then demented slugs might creep into the list....

Moving on?

Very much this.

Obviously not on that list ldo

Here you go, i hope it was worth waiting for

I've never seen a donkey box a jellyfish. Or kill people for that matter. Tie imo.

Technically, mosquitos don't kill anyone either.

They are merely the vector for the malaria plasmodium.

Good idea

Keep up that Q was ages ago.

http://www.livescience.com/11325-top-10-deadliest-animals-70.html


Are you disagreeing with science people?

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/19/l_0fd40424cff77521ca4c33d428401f48.jpg)

ahhh pretty noose

YAY -- Polar Bear in that one as well

Have we clarified why humans is a fail, and why scorpions are on that list?

and while we're at it he he    Skin is worn around the neck too innit


(net went down for a whle so catching up here)

and Joobies have provide positive with fabulous pics thats noose's can be worn around the neck



You better not fail my answer to name an animal with horns because \I have a text here confirming I am dead right  ;whistle;

Its a feckin necklass, did you say necklass, hang on i will check...........

Errrrrrr

No

lolz i like ur persistence ;)

Starting to get concerned....

Score   Name
11        Laxie
15        Tighty
17        Snoopy
17        Kinboshi
18        Claw75
18        Trip5
19        Bobalike
19        The Duke
21        Rex008
21        Technolog
21        Girgy85
21        Mondatoo
23        jjandellis
23        Sharplea
23        Tank
24        Acidmouse
25        Jeeves
25        RobertHM
26        Moonandback
26        Joobie538
28        Redsimon
30        Hector62
32        The Crow
34        Shogun112
36        Waz1892
42        Longines
46        cf
53        Ironside
59        HoldorFold

Buffalos as well?

Where is the source for your random list?

doubt she would have said necklass knowing how hot you're being on spelling and all....

(http://www.oaknyc.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/500x340/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/i/m/img_9020.jpg)

pretty sure that is a noose I had to look REALLY hard though

score the fecking thing properly then there would be no concerns

It wasn't but ty.  :)

Nice boobage!!

have you ever seen any boobage you didn't like girgy?

(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5089/5374796969_aa1be9e751_z.jpg)

Yea loads!!

Name an animal with horns

Fails: 10 points

cf   TightEnd
HoldorFold   Caroline Cougar
Joobie538   Horny toad
Longines   Beetle
Tank   Some humans. They have horns in museums, private collections and naughty Chinese men in their apothecarys.
WAZ1892   Satan

Sheep: 5 points
Acidmouse   Goat
jjandellis   Goat
Moonandback   Billy goat (whale)
Shogun112   Goat
Technolog   Goat
Bobalike   Rhino
Ironside   Rhino
Mondatoo   Rhino
Sharplea   Rhino
Snoopy   Rhino

2 points
Girgy85   Buffallo
Trip5   Buffallo
RobertHM   Impala
Jeeves   Impala
Kinboshi   Mountain Goat
Rex008   Mountain Goat

Aces 1 point
Claw75   Reindeer
Hector62   Wildebeast
Laxie   Deer (oh god)
The Crow   Aberdeen Angus
The Duke   Water Buffalo
Tighty   Kudu

Pass 0 points
Redsimon   Pass

Blatantly a wig

Why? Given you're making it up as you go along just choose the person you want to win. Farce.

your text is useless imo mich - we've already established that humans aren't animals

Got booted for a few.  How we getting on?

I havent run the scores to the end, no idea who wins

Mountain Goat Goat and Billy Goat should be whaled?

you're winning.

[ ] everyone dead happy about that

Objection.

As far as the score board is going - REALLY REALLY badly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_lizard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_lizard)

i wonder whose fault that is?!

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=horned+beetle

"Mountain Goat Goat and Billy Goat should be whaled?"

Boshi agrees with you, consider them whaled

Shit, good point .... was hoping that answer would be my one and only point scorer  ;D

whale!!!!

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

carry on.

They arent horns though

Deer  have antlers, which are totally different to horns and should be a fail.

i'm willing to take one for the team and concur

Not horns, antennae

Epic

Deer is a fail

(http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1525/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1525R-78165B.jpg)

Reindeer should technically be a fail.  This isn't Santa land ffs

As deer is a fail, so is reindeer

presume reindeer is still ok?

THIS!!!

Fail plssssss

Antlers are branching bony appendages that are shed annually. All male cervids , like moose, deer and elk have antlers. Only caribou and reindeer have females with antlers, though much smaller than their male counterparts. When they grow, they are covered in a thin fuzzy skin covering called "velvet" which contains blood supply to help the antlers grow. This skin covering is shed before rutting season.

Horns are a pointed projection of skin and hair of an animal, consisting of a layer of keratin surrounding a living bone core. Animals that have horns include all those in the family Bovidae (bovines, sheep, goats and antelope). Horns usually have a spiral or curved shape, with ridges or fluting. Horns begin growth soon after birth, and continue growth until the animal dies. They never fall off every year, except in pronghorns, where they shed the outer shell every year, but retain the inner bony core. Only the males of most species of Bovidae have horns, except those of the bovine genus including bison, buffalo, gnu and domestic cattle.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_horns_and_antlers#ixzz1G2sb0TDG

erm.. taken from the site

LOL nvrmnd

already done ;)

GTFO!!!!  Sighhhhhhhhhhh 

OK I will accept, horny toads is no longer a fail

Moving on?

ridic.

wtf are antlers if they are not horns.

and - in evidence:

The name rein (-deer) is of Norse origin (Old Norse hreinn, which again goes back to Proto-Germanic *hraina and Proto-Indo-European *kroino meaning "horned animal"

These nights are such an education, now I know the difference between a horn and an antler, a money lender and a big fecker of the sea.

Oh and according to the QM a Polar bear is a little cuddly ball of fur.

Impressed

Looking at info it seems they are all related as deer. Huge whale................. please

[ ] wiki answers is a good source for anything.

It is now a whale fail

So, how's it going?

Score   Name
16        Tighty
20        Trip5
20        The Duke
22        Snoopy
23        Laxie
23        Girgy85
24        Kinboshi
26        Bobalike
26        Technolog
27        Jeeves
27        RobertHM
27        Joobie538
28        Rex008
28        Mondatoo
28        Sharplea
28        Redsimon
30        Claw75
30        jjandellis
31        Acidmouse
31        Hector62
33        Moonandback
33        The Crow
35        Tank
39        Shogun112
48        Waz1892
54        Longines
58        cf
60        Ironside
71        HoldorFold

and that skin isnt worn around the neck ... hmmmmmmm perhaps its just taped on or something

I FORGOT MOST ARE VEGGIES

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_horns_and_antlers

how about answers.com

FAIL ME - FAIL THE LOT!!!!

any site that allows any moron with an account to give whatever answer they like to a question is pretty useless

Wrong. As usual. More spoon feeding the farce.

http://www.entomology.umn.edu/cues/4015/morpology/ shows the Hercules Beetles horns are not antennae.

Beetles do have horns

bored now.  going to stick a red hot poker up my jacksy or something else more fun than this

Only in the mating season

It isnt feckin worn is it, just like you dont wear your arms, or your head

can I watch more fun than this thought I might win this week

WFT is this......

NO CHANCE PAL!!!!

Imna going back to check out my fails..this CANNOT be correct ffs...Bet Tighty has a fecking hand in this

Q9
Name an animal used as a form of transport

Fails: 10 points

cf   Hippo
Girgy85   Bee
HoldorFold   Cat
jjandellis   Taun Taun.
Snoopy   Carrier Pigeon
Tank   Human rickshaw drivers
Technolog   Pigeon

Sheep: 5 points
Joobie538   Elephant
Moonandback   Elephant
Rex008   Elephant
Shogun112   Elephant
The Duke   Elephant

3 points
Bobalike   Ass (Donkey - Whale rule)
Trip5   Donkey
Laxie   Donkey
Longines   Husky
Kinboshi   Husky
The Crow   Husky
Tighty   Camel
Mondatoo   Camel
Claw75   Camel

2 points
Jeeves   Llama
RobertHM   Llama
Redsimon   Horse
WAZ1892   Shire Horse (whale)

Ace: 1 point
Ironside   Ox

Acidmouse   pass
Hector62   pass
Sharplea   pass

this

+1 to watching

Yes but the female dung beetle has bigger horns than the male!

you'll be wearing a fecking noose when I send laxie to jersey

erm hang on - you've got some more antlered animals you need to be failing first

OBJECT!!!

A Bee transports pollen!!

Feck yer a hard one to please......

will the Yellowstone National Park do ya...

http://www.nps.gov/archive/yell/kidstuff/ahgame/ahdiffer.htm

Thank fuck for that

my skin is quite worn ... its an age thing


oh at the subtlies being missed tonight

Ox for the only ace qm gets something right

too complicated, i am unfailing deer, reindeer and beetles

she's right.  if she was wrong a lot of surgeons would be missing out on a lot of dosh.

wheeee

Unfail Bee please!!

Just got back to lappy and WTF how can love cushions be a fail.

oh and farce

The way this is going a pair of hands will be the correct answer to things around the neck - just saying

Objection


A Cat transports fleas

Grow a backbone...it's a fail plain and simple

pffffffffft

poker temporarily removed from fire

A Bee transport pollen any idiot knows that!!!!

Must admit I thought his but after hours and hours and hours of research looking at breasts I couldnt find a reference to love cushions apart from a term for your partner not the chest region.

Proof and I may unfail

maybe ???

oo ooo  ace answer there   ;D

no - i can't handle it cold

I am surprised no one said Giraffe

Think the oaf of a QM thinks transport means moving people. FARCE!

(http://islandmeri.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/dsc_0363.jpg)

OMG Most changable fecking QM EVA

FARCE

I may allow Bee - and therefore pigeon

Cats etc can GTFO

I'll bare that in mind just incase it allows me to win or not

:)

WTF is that!?!?

What is the Whale next to my shire horse?

Nice to see someone hosting this that's prepared to learn. Well done!

haha - ok Dawn, he's almost overtaken you now.  I give it 10 more mins before you're beat

Size perspective maybe

You have to give it to Joobie she has given enough evidence!

If goat and mountain goat are whales then so is horse and shire horse

why?

cats transporting fleas is still an animal transporting something



sigh ..... welcome to ItsMrAlexsWorldodAnswers2U      ;nana;







(maybe I didnt take this quiz as seriously as I should have - fail on my part)

Cats transport flees, so do hedgehogs - surprised no one said that!

Joobies pics are people wearing noose's.

Just fecking allow it, would ya.

Score   Name
19        Tighty
23        Trip5
23        Claw75
24        Snoopy
24        Girgy85
25        The Duke
27        Kinboshi
28        Technolog
28        Sharplea
29        Bobalike
29        Jeeves
29        RobertHM
30        Redsimon
31        Mondatoo
31        Acidmouse
31        Hector62
32        Joobie538
33        Rex008
36        The Crow
38        Moonandback
40        jjandellis
44        Shogun112
45        Tank
46        Longines
50        Waz1892
61        Ironside
68        cf
81        HoldorFold

I was meaning what is the purpose/ point of the whale?

Sheep I get....never heard of a whale before?

Bridget's wonky dongle is doing me head in!!!

errr Cats was my answer .... I was being told I can GTFO he he

Many a sad person has refected on that at length

Wiiiii come on Laxie ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

Q10
Name a COMMON allergy

Fails 10 points

Bobalike   Asthma
cf   Reverse Sheep Quiz
HoldorFold   MondayMorningitis
Kinboshi   Celery
Laxie   Food allergy (PHEW)

Sheep: 5 points
Claw75   Penicillin
Jeeves   Penicillin
RobertHM   Penicillin
Sharplea   Penicillin
Technolog   Penicillin

3 points
Acidmouse   Nut
jjandellis   Nut
WAZ1892   Nut
Snoopy   Wheat
Tank   Wheat
Tighty   Wheat

2 points
Joobie538   Dust
Redsimon   Dust
The Duke   Latex
Trip5   Latex

Aces 1 point
Mondatoo   Hayfever
Girgy85   Fish
Hector62   Biological washing powder
Longines   Dairy products
Rex008   Eggs
The Crow   Cats

Pass 0 points
Ironside   pass
Moonandback   pass
Shogun112   Pass

Wiiiii me and Trip5 are into latex (or not if we have the allergy)

The whale rule comes from an old RSQ, it means to mark similar answers as the same thing (Horse/Shire horse are whales)

Make sense?

ermmmmmmmm, why is food allergy wrong?  Look at Adam ffs!!!  He's allergic to half the shit on the planet.

pretty sure robert didn't say penicillin.  doubt jeeves did either.  massive spelling fail penalty for them please and 3 points for the rest of us.

Shuuuuusssssssssssshhhhhhh MOUTHALLMIGHTY!! The plan was to keep it secret ;)

Sadly, this is true.

but not MondayMorningItis so therefore I accept a fail for that question

(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/56674370.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=EDF6F2F4F969CEBD42BF744F46310DDFC3FB1889F332A1DB1F48A750C34BC611)

2 horse the same make a whale - perfect sense in RSQ land.

FYP

no one is allergic to food!  not commonly, anyway.

Not specific enough

You' ve failed celery, the second most common food allergy after nuts.

QM utter idiot total fail.

Talc helps - so does Dove apparently

QFT

They both did say pencil thingy

Only on the inside petal

TUT TUT Ger too much information!

glad you have got it