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VIVA LAS VEGAS on Sky Poker

As the site says

"How would you like an all expenses paid trip to Las Vegas worth £10,000? Well at Sky Poker we're giving you that chance with our Viva Las Vegas promotion!

Every month till May we'll be holding a Viva Las Vegas final where 1 in 10 players will win the Viva Las Vegas package. And the best part? Well you could actually win your way there from as little as £1.45 with our daily satellites. Your prize package will include:

- Two return flights to Las Vegas
- A luxury suite at the world famous Rio Hotel for 10 days"

What it does not say is that your personal bag man through the 10 days is Sky Poker's Ambassador, Mr Tony Kendall. A prospect that might appeal, and then again might not...but humour me.....


So, to qualify you need to win a Viva Las Vegas final. There is one of these a month with an £1100 buy in, 1 in 10 winning the package above

Entries into that £110 final are obviously not a direct option for many so there is a qualification process into that via daily satellites, Quarter finals and Semi Finals

£1.45 and £2.80 sats (daily)

into

£13 Quarter finals (daily)

into

£120 Semis (next Sun 20th March 9pm)

into

£1100 final (next Sun 27th March 9pm)



So here's a quick competition for blondes. The prize is three £13 Viva Las Vegas Quarter Final entries to be won by those entries the judge, me, thinks are the funniest

Answers to this question please

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."


Pictures, puns, jokes and rhymes......whatever you wish to include go for it


We'll announce the winners on Monday, to allow the three Quarter finalists to play next week...and hopefully get in the semi final on 27th March


Good luck!

You omitted "abuse" Rich.

Go with the flow, man, go with the flow.

"My Bertie Wooster to tikay's Jeeves, a perfect combination"

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because........... it would mean I had won this competition and went on the win the satellites."

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."


He would absolutely hate it with a passion until I binked a FT place.....then he would  adopt me and/or have my babies. 

I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........I like cups of tea but americans don't know how to make it properly so it would be good to have tikay, who also likes tea, doing my fetching and carrying so he can ensure I get a decent cuppa. I'd also find it pretty funny that when he brings my tea over to me he's not allowed to talk or he gets his wrist slapped and loses his press pass so I'd keep asking him questions, just for giggles

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........it would be epic"

You missed the emphasis, the italics, the enboldenment.

epic

Please.

I sat next to a 12 year old at Luton on Sunday, I swear to God that when he was put to a decision & it was clear his Kings were beaten, he said "this is so sick" 27 times.

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........it would be so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick, so sick "

"....... because I want to show the Yanks what an English butler isn't"

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because...........I really am THAT lazy

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because,,,,,,,,,,,,I could pretend he's my grandad!

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."

It really would be his worst nightmare.....

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."

The
Opportunity
Now
Yearns.

Keeping
Every
New
Dream
Alive.
Little
Legend.

I would like Tikay to be at my beck and call
in Vegas because i'd have a ball
sending him off to do this and that
muttering under his breath 'demanding tw*t'

that's the idea, more please!


Sky Poker kindly offer a few freebies, least we can have is a bunfight over them.....

I want Tikey to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because if he isn't the cat gets it.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/102/311520176_15cc62df6e.jpg)

I would like Tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because he would be so attentive.

(http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt250/StuJOli/tony_kendall_4.jpg)

get those entries in

Competition closes Monday

Why is it only showing the Semi and Final satellites. I can't see the £13 ones anywhere.

I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because erm erm ermmmm I dont!! Would much rather have a attractive female at my beck and call, but if i have to put up with gramps in order to play the main event i will try my best

Hi George there is one there today at 5pm

Tournaments>Satellites

Vegas Quarter Final £13 NL

It's bolded in yellow

I would like Tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because ....  iv'e always wanted a hot blonde to fullfill my every whim...

Hi Geirge,

Tighty has answered correctly.

The 9pm slot is used Monday to Saturday for Quarter-Finals, but on Sundays it is moved to allow the Semi-Final to take place. Next Sunday, the MARCH FINAL will be at 9pm, the last Semi-Final at 5pm, & Quarter-Finals & feeders will run earlier in the day.

So far, 4 players are on the trip, & after the March final, there will be two more Finals - April & May.

We estimate that Sky Poker will take about 10 players to Las Vegas this year.

So far, tonight's Semi-Final (£110 to buy-in direct) has 16 runners, with 1 in 10 progressing to next Sunday's Final. It'll probably make 30+ by 9pm.

Here are the 16, not sure how many are blondes.....

bluemacaw 2500   
bromley04 2500   
COOKINGFAT 2500   
Direwolf 2500   
flyer169 2500   
HAYSIE 2500   
kidgirlgy 2500   
mal666 2500   
Massoud10 2500   
minty11 2500   
NoFinAce 2500   
scotty77 2500   
sizzling 2500   
SoLack 2500   
unbpower 2500   
wudibluff 2500

I see it, now.

I promise that it wasn't there when I posted, though!

Again, correct. You Posted just before 8am, & the Daily Quarter Finals are not seeded into the Lobby until 9am. If they are in the Lobby the previous day, players tend to get confused, & enter the wrong one.

"I would like tikay to be at my beck and call in Las Vegas because..........."    I wouldn't be at all demanding, so it'd give him a bit of a break.

I would like tikay to be at my beck in Las Vegas.

If I have to resort to calling, I'll get someone with more enthusiasm.

Are these packages transferable, if one can't travel?

Not that I'm aware of, Nick.

OK  no probs thanks.

the three winners are


Waz1892
Claw75
Dewi Cool

Guys I will need your Sky aliases

I will then ask for you to be entered into A VLV quarter on Thursday

Cheers Rich,

totally unexpected lol, sky alias Dewi-cool thursday fine,

Thanks,
Dewi

fkin rigged i tell you!! my answers were the best by miles.

*storms off in huff*

booo, fix. I'm gonna spite win a package now and make kendall do all sorts of stuff he won't like

how does the cat not win!

wheeee

Wow - Quality.  Thank-you for very much.  Chuffed, proper Chuffed.   :)

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090825051415/uncyclopedia/images/d/db/Dead_cat.jpg)

No good news I'm afraid, 16th/48.  short pushed with A7, ran into bb's AK.

Apriecate the chance courtesey of the Sky Comp.

much of the same. 10bb shoved with 77 called by 10q for 50% of his stack, standard i spose, tx for the chance.

I'm playing mine tomorrow (I hope!)

Tonight's VLV Quarter-Final looks pretty easy, judging by the Tourney Lobby at 1pm.

Claw75 2500

Good luck Claire, should be a shoe-in.

is that a report on claws peak chip count

It's the odds I think...

out already - flush over flush :(