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Pretty deep .50/£1 live cash game. Sat with about £500 and have the table covered. Played with villain once before, is capable of bluffing, makes fairly standard one pair value bets etc. Seems fairly ABC imo, but no real reads as of yet.

Villain opens to £4 utg, folded to player 2 in the mid pos who calls, player 3 in hijack calls, I find Qd Qh on the cutoff and make it £26. UTG flats, player 2 folds and hijack calls.

Flop Jc 9s 5d, villain donk leads for £52 with £67 back, hijack folds. Hero ??

i'd be inclined to wink at the waitress as I pushed my chips in and ordered a tanquerey and tonic.  Life simply can't get better.

I have to disagree.

I prefer doing a little disco dance first (fists clenched, move from right to left in a circular motion, with optional swaying of the hips and shoulders). Ask the player next to you beforehand to move all your chips in mid-performance for added effect.

lol at posts like this. I mean, are you really ever folding?

50p presumably

yh we have to be all in really here, JJ/99/55/J9 are really the combo's we're losing to + I could list fkn tons of AJ/KJ/QT/T8 hands tha we're in great shape vs.

I assume he had J9 or something as you're asking the question - but dont worry too much about results here, it's obviously a fine play to jam the flop, and if you didnt win thehand you were unlucky - no place for sick live hero reads here ;)

liv jam-boe-ree

*like*

so we arent putting a finger in the air anymore no? - im sooooo 2009!

yep. with my usual  tact and diplomacy i say "good luck with getting lucky son. you play so bad"

and btw - the effective stacks arent deep! 140 bbs!

John exley would fold. He's gonna flop his 27th set next hand

lol. ask sean belton about me flopping 11 sets in 3 levels at dtd, muust be something in our playing styles

Reading it over, it's obviously a shove. Not looking for sympathy, but I just keep losing with QQ+, figured I must be doing something wrong. Probs just the QQ tell.

The effective stacks aren't that deep here I know. Was just suggested by a couple of players when I squeezed a raise of £3.50 called by six players to £38 that I was making "an enticing bet." Guess this post was just to confirm that I'm playing with retards, and not vice versa.

Obv had J9 btw, and my first thought was to fold. Probs a confidence thing. Sorry for effective spam.

Also, in this spot, the "waitress" was a short, hairless, Filipino guy with a weird northern accent who insisted on touching me a bunch when I explained to him that OJ was orange juice...

dont worry - just believe :)

pmsl. sean just come on facebook telling me this is his thread. spooky i never knew. least i did not put my usual foot in it  and say give up poker and take up dealing

ah sean your alterego zerofive has been revealed!


i think it was just a "I had £500 and had the table covered" brag

lol Alex.

[  ] Cashed out a profit.

My last hand of the night was a pretty interesting one. Will defo have to discuss it with you later. I know you can't wait. ;)

PS. Can someone pls at least insinuate he knew I had QQ, and donk led to induce?

he hit a miracle and his shovel was not big enough to get all his cash into the pot in one go try as he wanted. in john exleys world the turn comes a five but you have yet to aquire this poker ability.

I reckon what happened was, he saw he cards, and saw the flop, cleverly recognised that BOTH of his cards appeared on the flop. So he grabbed a random amount on money and just threw it in there.

he sure wouldntve bet with just a jack.