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Title: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: DaveShoelace on April 06, 2011, 08:45:15 AM Like any strong community, I think it's important that we establish who the 'cock' of Blonde is. Does anyone have any nominations? Are there any Blondes that do mixed martial arts or boxing n that?
I'm pretty certain I would be very low down the pecking order, I run at the first sign of danger and would use my missus as a human shield. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: celtic on April 06, 2011, 09:07:41 AM Mouth.
/thread Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: George2Loose on April 06, 2011, 09:09:31 AM Barry fookin Nevillie
/thread Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 09:11:36 AM Yeh barry nev!
After baz then prob evilpie (he used to do martial arts) and physically not many people are gonna come close. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 09:12:13 AM flushy or kinboshi?
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: DaveShoelace on April 06, 2011, 09:24:24 AM flushy or kinboshi? This is what I wanted out of this thread, blonde match ups. Boshi beats Flushy imo Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: DaveShoelace on April 06, 2011, 09:25:39 AM And yeah big Bazza was my first thought, I also think Tom could turn out to be handy when pushed.
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 09:27:52 AM I reckon jason herbert would have a unique fighting style that doesn't translate to online but that he'd crush.
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: pleno1 on April 06, 2011, 09:31:03 AM Toddswain AINEC
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: DaveShoelace on April 06, 2011, 09:48:51 AM Actually wasn't their a blonde training to do UFC or am I thinking of something else?
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: MC on April 06, 2011, 09:50:15 AM Me obv
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Cf on April 06, 2011, 10:13:42 AM Err wtf, me ofc
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Ironside on April 06, 2011, 10:20:26 AM i got more metal in my spine than any blonde in there body i think so i make myself the hardest
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: the sicilian on April 06, 2011, 10:33:47 AM celtic has a good move where he sits on you.......... no coming back from that
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: TightEnd on April 06, 2011, 10:51:22 AM Match up
GreekStein vs Pleno at a) Fencing, over 10 minutes, most hits in scoring zone wins b) Boxing, 3 rounds. Headguards and no mention of poker allowed throughout. If so you are disqualified c) Rowing machine, first to 5000 metres please,and thank you Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Eck on April 06, 2011, 11:05:23 AM Actually wasn't their a blonde training to do UFC or am I thinking of something else? AdamM? Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 11:18:47 AM Match up GreekStein vs Pleno at a) Fencing, over 10 minutes, most hits in scoring zone wins b) Boxing, 3 rounds. Headguards and no mention of poker allowed throughout. If so you are disqualified c) Rowing machine, first to 5000 metres please,and thank you - The Best In the Business would beat me at fencing. He's nimble and slim. I'm overweight and wouldnt be arsed to move. - I would beat the best in the business at boxing I would have thought as I have a size, weight, reach advantage etc. - Rowing machine over 5k metres is really interesting. I'm pretty sure Pads couldn't beat me over 2000 metres but I'm so unfit I don't know how I'd fare over 5k. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: pleno1 on April 06, 2011, 11:21:53 AM Match up GreekStein vs Pleno at a) Fencing, over 10 minutes, most hits in scoring zone wins b) Boxing, 3 rounds. Headguards and no mention of poker allowed throughout. If so you are disqualified c) Rowing machine, first to 5000 metres please,and thank you Why? Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: pleno1 on April 06, 2011, 11:23:37 AM Fencing/Rowing would be fine, 10k would be better though. Having boxing in is just ridic though.
I'd maybe do a prop where I had to fight 12 rounds without getting KO but would need a pretty decent price. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: DaveShoelace on April 06, 2011, 11:34:41 AM CF vs MC?
Like obv MC would win at ICM, and CF at Pokermon, but what about an actual fight? Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 11:40:55 AM I've got some match ups:
Kinboshi vs Hopkin Celtic vs Sicilian Claw vs Joobie Mole vs BAM vs Eck - Who would be the last man standing? Mitch vs Stato Keys vs Mahrenholz The Chattha brothers vs the Boatmans. Chiprich vs Brent. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: kinboshi on April 06, 2011, 11:46:22 AM Greekytits v Mouth
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: ChipRich on April 06, 2011, 11:48:11 AM 3 way Cage Match
Evil Pie vs SovietSong vs Bolt Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Boba Fett on April 06, 2011, 11:48:12 AM I've got some match ups: It would depend on the prizemoney, if its for High Stakes the Mole wipes them out in seconds with his own style that no boxing or fighting trainer in the world would recommend. If it was much lower stakes then the Mole goes down quickly leaving BAM and Eck to grind it out.Kinboshi vs Hopkin Celtic vs Sicilian Claw vs Joobie Mole vs BAM vs Eck - Who would be the last man standing? Mitch vs Stato Keys vs Mahrenholz The Chattha brothers vs the Boatmans. Chiprich vs Brent. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Boba Fett on April 06, 2011, 11:49:27 AM Evilpie v Greekstein in a Mr. Blonde Universe posedown match
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 11:50:25 AM Evilpie v Greekstein in a Mr. Blonde Universe posedown match I would be 3rd. Behind Evilpie and Evilpie Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Boba Fett on April 06, 2011, 11:52:07 AM Like any strong community, I think it's important that we establish who the 'cock' of Blonde is. Does anyone have any nominations? Are there any Blondes that do mixed martial arts or boxing n that? Are you asking who the hardest is or who the biggest cock on blonde is?I'm pretty certain I would be very low down the pecking order, I run at the first sign of danger and would use my missus as a human shield. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: smashedagain on April 06, 2011, 12:04:34 PM I reckon jason herbert would have a unique fighting style that doesn't translate to online but that he'd crush. i dont mind fighting anyone including barry neville but there is always someone bigger and badder that wants to pull a knife or worse still a gun. the hardest person is often the guy that walks awayTitle: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: DaveShoelace on April 06, 2011, 12:10:26 PM I reckon jason herbert would have a unique fighting style that doesn't translate to online but that he'd crush. i dont mind fighting anyone including barry neville but there is always someone bigger and badder that wants to pull a knife or worse still a gun. the hardest person is often the guy that walks awayIn which case I'm rock hard because I usually run Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 12:21:42 PM I reckon jason herbert would have a unique fighting style that doesn't translate to online but that he'd crush. i dont mind fighting anyone including barry neville but there is always someone bigger and badder that wants to pull a knife or worse still a gun. the hardest person is often the guy that walks awayCool getting tickets printed for Barry Neville vs Jason Herbert bareknuckle charity boxing match at DTD carpark at Monte Carlo. gl Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: smashedagain on April 06, 2011, 12:28:44 PM I reckon jason herbert would have a unique fighting style that doesn't translate to online but that he'd crush. i dont mind fighting anyone including barry neville but there is always someone bigger and badder that wants to pull a knife or worse still a gun. the hardest person is often the guy that walks awayCool getting tickets printed for Barry Neville vs Jason Herbert bareknuckle charity boxing match at DTD carpark at Monte Carlo. gl Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: doogan on April 06, 2011, 12:28:53 PM barry neville is a poof , he would win at kiss chase and thats about it.
and he's old Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Claw75 on April 06, 2011, 02:48:08 PM Match up GreekStein vs Pleno at a) Fencing, over 10 minutes, most hits in scoring zone wins b) Boxing, 3 rounds. Headguards and no mention of poker allowed throughout. If so you are disqualified c) Rowing machine, first to 5000 metres please,and thank you Why? to keep you both occupied for a while, I imagine Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: pleno1 on April 06, 2011, 02:51:01 PM Match up GreekStein vs Pleno at a) Fencing, over 10 minutes, most hits in scoring zone wins b) Boxing, 3 rounds. Headguards and no mention of poker allowed throughout. If so you are disqualified c) Rowing machine, first to 5000 metres please,and thank you Why? to keep you both occupied for a while, I imagine I'm sure you're capable. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Claw75 on April 06, 2011, 02:56:34 PM Match up GreekStein vs Pleno at a) Fencing, over 10 minutes, most hits in scoring zone wins b) Boxing, 3 rounds. Headguards and no mention of poker allowed throughout. If so you are disqualified c) Rowing machine, first to 5000 metres please,and thank you Why? to keep you both occupied for a while, I imagine I'm sure you're capable. more than, but busy cutting my toenails or something PS Joobs would whoop my arse - never had a fight in my life and don't ever intend to Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: iwillwinlots on April 06, 2011, 02:57:26 PM red dog
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: pleno1 on April 06, 2011, 03:25:10 PM I meant keeping us occupied, but nvm.
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: smashedagain on April 06, 2011, 03:26:19 PM red dog dont sterotype. agree thoTitle: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 04:17:00 PM Poor form if that's a stereotype. Anyway, what types of Kung Fu did you learn as a kid? Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Girgy85 on April 06, 2011, 04:26:58 PM Nowt like a good old girgy windmilling!!
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: cambridgealex on April 06, 2011, 04:30:53 PM am i allowed to use a croquet mallet in one of these fights? if not, im out. if so....still out probs
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Claw75 on April 06, 2011, 04:31:19 PM I meant keeping us occupied, but nvm. erm....yes.... not sure why you think i misunderstood? Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 04:40:46 PM I meant keeping us occupied, but nvm. erm....yes.... not sure why you think i misunderstood? Both pls don't refer to me in the Claw/Pleno flirting. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: pokerfan on April 06, 2011, 04:51:26 PM Nowt like a good old girgy windmilling!! Maybe windsocking would be more your style ?Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Amatay on April 06, 2011, 04:54:33 PM Royal Rumble featuring 20 Blondes would be incred!
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 04:56:01 PM Royal Rumble featuring 20 Blondes would be incred! 30 blondes, get it right. But yeah would be wicked. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Marky147 on April 06, 2011, 04:56:31 PM Royal Rumble featuring 20 Blondes would be incred! ;iagree; Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Marky147 on April 06, 2011, 04:57:04 PM Wasn't it the Battle Royal that used to have 20?
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: smashedagain on April 06, 2011, 05:20:30 PM pmsl at 5 or 6 of us trying to get barry over the top rope.
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Karabiner on April 06, 2011, 05:46:07 PM I used to be pretty nifty with a foil, once made the Buck., Berks., and Oxon. three-county under 16 finals.
Was absolutely gutted when I lost the final to a team-mate who I was considered better than. Almost blubbed so I guess I can be counted out of any hard-man contest. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: mondatoo on April 06, 2011, 05:54:22 PM Royal Rumble featuring 20 Blondes would be incred! LMAO In. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: George2Loose on April 06, 2011, 06:18:55 PM in just to see if anyone could lift me up
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: millidonk on April 06, 2011, 06:20:14 PM Royal Rumble featuring 20 Blondes would be incred! LMAO In. +1, got some mega weight behind me but surprisingly nimble. If we have to take on a persona I would go for Typhoon minus the business in the front, party in the back mullet. Would post a pic if i had a clue how to do it... Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Girgy85 on April 06, 2011, 06:22:44 PM I'll do a repoman and hide under the ring until there is two left, il sneak up behind them when they are grappling near the ropes and sling em both over claiming victory!!
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: George2Loose on April 06, 2011, 06:24:17 PM I'll do a repoman and hide under the ring until there is two left, il sneak up behind them when they are grappling near the ropes and sling em both over claiming victory!! Yeh good luck hiding anywhere girgs Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: kinboshi on April 06, 2011, 06:26:06 PM Where's Girgy?
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: paulhouk03 on April 06, 2011, 06:29:04 PM I'll do a repoman and hide under the ring until there is two left, il sneak up behind them when they are grappling near the ropes and sling em both over claiming victory!! Yeh good luck hiding anywhere girgs lols Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: smashedagain on April 06, 2011, 06:32:49 PM Wtf is this roundabout doing in the ring. That's a stupid idea
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: action man on April 06, 2011, 06:40:04 PM I'll do a repoman and hide under the ring until there is two left, il sneak up behind them when they are grappling near the ropes and sling em both over claiming victory!! wasnt that doink the clown? Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: doogan on April 06, 2011, 06:45:05 PM im up for this, no bugger will pick me up.
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Girgy85 on April 06, 2011, 06:54:42 PM I'll do a repoman and hide under the ring until there is two left, il sneak up behind them when they are grappling near the ropes and sling em both over claiming victory!! wasnt that doink the clown? Repoman was doink the clown Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: TightEnd on April 06, 2011, 07:04:34 PM im up for this, no bugger will pick me up. are you bigger than Mike Clark? Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: DaveShoelace on April 06, 2011, 07:16:15 PM pmsl at 5 or 6 of us trying to get barry over the top rope. Barry Nev would be the easiest one to get out, I would just point to someone outside of the ring and say "someone over there hasn't heard your latest bad beat story", he would eliminate himself thereafter. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: sovietsong on April 06, 2011, 08:39:03 PM Hardest blonde IMO is steelio - Leeds hooligan
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: smashedagain on April 06, 2011, 08:45:24 PM pmsl at 5 or 6 of us trying to get barry over the top rope. Barry Nev would be the easiest one to get out, I would just point to someone outside of the ring and say "someone over there hasn't heard your latest bad beat story", he would eliminate himself thereafter. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Claw75 on April 06, 2011, 08:51:21 PM has sofa king not had a mention yet? he's well hard.
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: GreekStein on April 06, 2011, 09:14:40 PM Tighty owns the thread with the mike clark comment
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: smashedagain on April 06, 2011, 09:22:41 PM Hardest blonde IMO is steelio - Leeds hooligan service crew?Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: pokerfan on April 06, 2011, 09:24:35 PM Hardest blonde IMO is steelio - Leeds hooligan Probably met Barry Nev before then. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: thetank on April 06, 2011, 09:29:50 PM Lagtards in leotards
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: kinboshi on April 06, 2011, 10:11:01 PM Ray is the hardest to understand.
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: leethefish on April 09, 2011, 08:53:39 PM George is the hardest to get a reply from via text..
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: Swordpoker on April 12, 2011, 03:50:12 PM I stab people most days.
Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: doogan on April 12, 2011, 06:02:33 PM Tighty owns the thread with the mike clark comment shut it big nose. Title: Re: Who is the Hardest Blonde? Post by: leethefish on April 12, 2011, 06:53:00 PM George is the hardest to get a reply from via text.. got to say will have to retract this statement ...i got a series of texts ....and replys to texts from George yesterday i think we have turned a corner ...lol |