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Title: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 09:38:15 PM
So I'm pretty sure most people that have watched this show love it, I've decided to take the step of starting the official thread as most people fear being mocked by the 'interlectuals' that say its trash and they have better things to do with there time.

fk the haters and lets start our own click.

I love the only way is essex and I'm proud of it.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: TightEnd on April 10, 2011, 09:47:08 PM
Never seen it

Why should I watch it?

Is it a thriller? Reality show? Game show?

Which channel?


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 09:52:53 PM
Never seen it

Why should I watch it?

Is it a thriller? Reality show? Game show?

Which channel?

its where all the best programs are ITV2

Scott Mills described it as infotainment.

I guess its a mixture of a reality TV show and a documentary.

All i know is... its brilliant!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Claw75 on April 10, 2011, 09:56:52 PM
gtfo.

ban pls.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:00:43 PM
gtfo.

ban pls.

This is better than the sun rating the program as 5*s

If Claw75 doesnt like it you know its good!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: craigbetts on April 10, 2011, 10:02:51 PM
Shart up, TOWIE has its own thread. I just love the prog, carcrash tv at its best.

A friend told me its the brainchild of ex Big Brother contestant Brian Belo (had to google for his surname), who was funny as during his stint in the house!

I just wish it was 'real life'!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:04:07 PM
its starting now!!

ITV2 boys and girls!



Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: GreekStein on April 10, 2011, 10:08:10 PM
Sick programme.

Do u watch jersey shore too chris?


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Graham C on April 10, 2011, 10:08:38 PM
gtfo.

ban pls.

Anything that Scott Mills descibes I'm avoiding


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:08:45 PM
Sick programme.

Do u watch jersey shore too chris?

Never seen it, if its half as good as TOWIE I need to start watching it tho


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:09:12 PM
gtfo.

ban pls.

Anything that Scott Mills descibes I'm avoiding

WTF?

He is brilliant.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Claw75 on April 10, 2011, 10:09:15 PM
gtfo.

ban pls.

This is better than the sun rating the program as 5*s

If Claw75 doesnt like it you know its good!

blah blah blah


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Graham C on April 10, 2011, 10:09:47 PM
gtfo.

ban pls.

Anything that Scott Mills descibes I'm avoiding

WTF?

He is brilliant.

He's a cock


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: pokerfan on April 10, 2011, 10:10:43 PM
its starting now!!

ITV2 boys and girls!


Gl getting the forum to switch over from the Masters for this shower  :D


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:10:51 PM

Level?


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Graham C on April 10, 2011, 10:12:30 PM
Not at all, I find him very annoying and smug.  Just not my cup of tea Sov


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:13:30 PM
Not at all, I find him very annoying and smug.  Just not my cup of tea Sov

Sorry Silo, I dont think we can be friends any more.  I know this will hurt but with time I think you will get over it.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Graham C on April 10, 2011, 10:14:17 PM
Not at all, I find him very annoying and smug.  Just not my cup of tea Sov

Sorry Silo, I dont think we can be friends any more.  I know this will hurt but with time I think you will get over it.

Fair enough, I'll move on


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:14:55 PM
Not at all, I find him very annoying and smug.  Just not my cup of tea Sov

Sorry Silo, I dont think we can be friends any more.  I know this will hurt but with time I think you will get over it.

Fair enough, I'll move on

I can't do it.  I think we both said some things we don't mean and I want us to work hard to try to re-build our relationship.



Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Graham C on April 10, 2011, 10:15:51 PM
I'm happy to give things another try if you are? 


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:16:56 PM
I'm happy to give things another try if you are? 

I am, I just think in the heat of the moment things got out of hand.

Ok so on this one subject we disagree but on so many others we get on like peas and carrots.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Graham C on April 10, 2011, 10:18:04 PM
Just like peas and carrots :)


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:18:52 PM
(http://candycanco.co.uk/WebRoot/StoreDaily/Shops/eshop378343/4AE9/66E1/338E/D84C/82D3/C0A8/0ADD/FE7E/PAC01.jpg)


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Acidmouse on April 10, 2011, 10:19:53 PM
its like "The Hills" but not as good.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:21:01 PM
its like "The Hills" but not as good.

but its in Essex! 


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Acidmouse on April 10, 2011, 10:23:08 PM
yes -1 from me, owt sarf of Leeds is shat.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:23:40 PM
"She's well ingelligent, she's got like loads of GCSE's"


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:31:45 PM
pretty shocked that more people haven't come on in support of the only way is essex.

maybe everybody is off watching it...


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Claw75 on April 10, 2011, 10:41:12 PM
pretty shocked that more people haven't come on in support of the only way is essex.

maybe everybody is off watching it...

yeah - probs half the forum is asleep now thanks to you


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: gatso on April 10, 2011, 10:42:58 PM
I preferred it when you used to start super fun threads


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Claw75 on April 10, 2011, 10:46:50 PM
I preferred it when you used to start super fun threads

yeah, ***official*** threads are never as good


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 10, 2011, 10:47:50 PM
back to the drawing board i guess.

Thought this would be the next 'x-factor' thread.

nvm.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Claw75 on April 10, 2011, 10:55:18 PM
back to the drawing board i guess.

Thought this would be the next 'x-factor' thread.

nvm.

oh.  is there a $20 prize up for grabs if we watch this shite?


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: GreekStein on April 10, 2011, 10:58:09 PM
Don't listen to the haters chris.

These very people watch eggheads and goldenballs.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: craigbetts on April 10, 2011, 11:22:38 PM
The golf has had an impact on the viewing figures for sure, those who have not watched it simple do not know what they are missing.

Those who have are simply trying to play it cool, theres no point. The show is the real deal.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Amatay on April 10, 2011, 11:57:50 PM
towie is incred christopher!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Marky147 on April 11, 2011, 12:26:58 AM
If it's even half as good as Jersey Shore then it's gonna epic!!

I'm downloading now with popcorn at hand, this could be the one upside to what has prob been the worst week for as long as I can remember!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: TheChipPrince on April 11, 2011, 10:24:48 AM
towie is incred christopher!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: GreekStein on April 11, 2011, 10:31:16 AM
Ok so which bird do we think is hottest?

My vote prob with sam, the blondie who's friends with amy.

I also want joey essex off the show for being the most stupid creature ever.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: pleno1 on April 11, 2011, 10:37:28 AM
Any love for Geordie Shore yet?


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: TheChipPrince on April 11, 2011, 10:39:07 AM
Assuming we can forget intelligence/personality, going purely on looks/cheekeness/filthyness I'm going:

1.  Childs
2.  Bille Faiers
3.  Lucy Meck
4.  Popey


Don't rate Sam Faiers or Wrighty's Lauren at all.



Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Amatay on April 11, 2011, 10:46:18 AM
Ok so which bird do we think is hottest?

Nana Pat



Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 11, 2011, 02:30:02 PM
Defo think Amy is the one for me. I like the one that Mark slept with whilst 'on a break' that joey was cracking on to and kirk took to dinner. No other reason than she is defo the one most likely to sleep with me. She isn't that picky!!



Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: trafficjam on April 11, 2011, 03:32:40 PM
I must admit I watch this, actually record it to see when I am in a lazy mood,

This is an utter rubbish addictive programme!  Unfortunately, it shows Essex under 25's as shallow and thick, which 75% are not.  I have yet to make out whether these are real people and would love to see the girls without their make-up and false tans.  However, I will continue to watch it as I am addicted, says something for my mentallity!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: GreekStein on April 11, 2011, 03:35:56 PM
I must admit I watch this, actually record it to see when I am in a lazy mood,

This is an utter rubbish addictive programme!  Unfortunately, it shows Essex under 25's as shallow and thick, which 75% are not.  I have yet to make out whether these are real people and would love to see the girls without their make-up and false tans.  However, I will continue to watch it as I am addicted, says something for my mentallity!

Good post, it's addictive rubbish.

But we don't want to see them without makeup!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2011, 03:56:53 PM
Quality show.

I like Amy the most, I think she has a nice laugh, a funny/immature character and is very attractive.

I would put Billie Faiers 2nd and Sam Faiers 3rd.

Arg is comedy, Mark is a bit of a legend and how spoilt is Kirk!!!

Season 1 here: http://www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/The-Only-Way-Is-Essex_24713/season_1/episode_2/


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2011, 03:58:32 PM
Its on a par with Jersey Shore imo.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: GreekStein on April 11, 2011, 04:20:49 PM
With the approval of brent horner, haters can gtfo.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: gatso on April 11, 2011, 06:16:07 PM
thread would be so much better if people posted pics of hot girls instead of just names


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Linux on April 11, 2011, 06:18:52 PM
Joey Essex is probably the wisest person to ever walk the planet


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: craigbetts on April 11, 2011, 06:38:56 PM
Top 5 girls on the show:

1, Lucy
2, Amy
3, Jessica (Mark's sister)
4, Lydia
5, Popey

Big mention to Nana Pat, abs angel!! Would love to post pics, but its beyond my capabilities.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 11, 2011, 06:42:09 PM
would love to see the girls without their make-up and false tans. 

Its posts like this that this thread could do without.



Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2011, 06:43:17 PM
Lydia looks like a pig!!!

Forgot about Mark's Sister, shes pretty smoking.

Joey Essex is the most com.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 11, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
Lydia looks like a pig!!!

Forgot about Mark's Sister, shes pretty smoking.

Joey Essex is the most com.

Joey Essex is yer boy!

He buys trainers that are too small, hurt his feet and mean that he walks like he has constipation.... but they look ream!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: craigbetts on April 11, 2011, 06:50:13 PM
Lydia looks like a pig!!!

Forgot about Mark's Sister, shes pretty smoking.

Joey Essex is the most com.

I know what you mean about Lydia, but I still rate her. Horses for courses an' all that.

Pic of Lucy!!!

(http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3GXoOTfBIW8/TVGLOpQ4dZI/AAAAAAAAAWQ/Vy3be8EqWD0/s1600/The-Only-Way-is-Essexs-Lucy-Mecklenburgh-in-Christmas-lingerie-photoshoot.jpg&imgrefurl=http://innfitters.blogspot.com/2011/02/lingerie-for-valentine-day.html&usg=__lE6sfLR7eFc2K04G7KCqKiKjRho=&h=753&w=500&sz=58&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=lDk7D9rIdKgAVM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=96&ei=-z-jTZPEMsqt8gPhvpGoAw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dlucy%2Bmecklenburgh%2Bpics%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-gb:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7DSGI_en-GBGB325%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D604%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=655&oei=-z-jTZPEMsqt8gPhvpGoAw&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&tx=59&ty=98)


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: craigbetts on April 11, 2011, 06:56:55 PM
Norrrrrrrrrr, no pic upload. I am tez!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Linux on April 11, 2011, 07:02:33 PM
Sam
Lucy
Billie
Popey
Amy
Chloe
Nanny pat
Lauren
Lydia


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 11, 2011, 07:04:43 PM
Lydia looks like a pig!!!

Forgot about Mark's Sister, shes pretty smoking.

Joey Essex is the most com.

I know what you mean about Lydia, but I still rate her. Horses for courses an' all that.

Pic of Lucy!!!

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRquAJnXcstchp4wkgEGy9PbAv258JDyyZ1kmU27QKgbIxt43cJIQ)


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Acidmouse on April 11, 2011, 07:07:13 PM
(http://www.closeronline.co.uk/Assets/Image/110404_CHLOETOWIE_lead.jpg)

best


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2011, 07:10:18 PM
Amy

(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6282/amyp.jpg)


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2011, 07:12:53 PM
Sam & Billie Faiers

(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/2461/samandbilliefaiers.jpg)


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Amatay on April 11, 2011, 07:14:46 PM
great pics Brent. I think Billie is my fave tbh, fkin lush. Followed by Amy


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: titaniumbean on April 11, 2011, 07:16:50 PM
Hope they all get put down.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2011, 07:17:26 PM
Hope they all get put down unless they have any funds they would like to swap on Stars or Tilt.

fyp beaneh


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Marky147 on April 11, 2011, 08:29:00 PM
Got season 1 ready to go so roll on 3am when I finish work!!!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 11, 2011, 08:51:54 PM
I almost bought season 1 today, only started in season 2.

Glad to see i have found the lovers of TOWIE.

Knew BH wouldnt let me down.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Amatay on April 11, 2011, 09:16:32 PM
I almost bought season 1 today, only started in season 2.

Glad to see i have found the lovers of TOWIE.

Knew BH wouldnt let me down.

lol, i like the show because its soooo bad but i wouldnt buy it sov


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Linux on April 11, 2011, 09:16:39 PM
I almost bought season 1 today, only started in season 2.

Glad to see i have found the lovers of TOWIE.

Knew BH wouldnt let me down.

Took me a while to get BH into it. Trying to get Jones on it but he insists on waiting till he's finished americas next top model and some Gok Wan stuff


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 11, 2011, 09:27:08 PM
I almost bought season 1 today, only started in season 2.

Glad to see i have found the lovers of TOWIE.

Knew BH wouldnt let me down.

Took me a while to get BH into it. Trying to get Jones on it but he insists on waiting till he's finished americas next top model and some Gok Wan stuff

as soon as he sees this thread he will defo start watching.

I haven't met a single person that has watched it and hasnt liked it.

obv TV snobs don't count.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2011, 10:37:31 PM
Played 6 a side football tonight and went for a drink afterwards as usual. The lads i play with are  the sort of lads who have normal jobs, go out boozing every night and have girlfriends. Normal people. They like films such as Die Hard.

As soon as I carefully brought up TOWIE and after persuading them not all to act like LADS and deny the truth it emerged that all but 1 are huge fans and we spent about half an hour discussing who is fitter between Lucy and Sam.

There must be so many closet TOWIE fans out there, COME OUT, ITS WARM IN HERE!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 11, 2011, 10:49:49 PM
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lookin-Reem-Smelling-Reem-Being-Reem-Reem/203232453032335?sk=wall


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 11, 2011, 10:52:33 PM
Played 6 a side football tonight and went for a drink afterwards as usual. The lads i play with are  the sort of lads who have normal jobs, go out boozing every night and have girlfriends. Normal people. They like films such as Die Hard.

As soon as I carefully brought up TOWIE and after persuading them not all to act like LADS and deny the truth it emerged that all but 1 are huge fans and we spent about half an hour discussing who is fitter between Lucy and Sam.

There must be so many closet TOWIE fans out there, COME OUT, ITS WARM IN HERE!

Great story BH, for the record Lucy > Sam


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 11, 2011, 10:58:13 PM
(http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/Amy-Childs1_415.jpg)


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: GreekStein on April 12, 2011, 12:15:11 AM
i watched 5 episodes tonight whilst grinding. i won.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Christo! on April 12, 2011, 12:49:56 AM
great pics Brent. I think Billie is my fave tbh, fkin lush. Followed by Amy
this


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: TheChipPrince on April 12, 2011, 10:31:41 AM
Arg is a top bloke, no doubt.  Mick is tops too, far cooler than Kirk.

Anyone we don't like?

G/f liked Kirk until he went a bit far on Maria, calling a 'f*&^%$g extra' was funny, then he went OTT at the bar when dressed as superman, downright nasty that clip tbh.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Linux on April 12, 2011, 11:13:42 AM
Harry tilts me


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 12, 2011, 03:06:19 PM
Only just seen the boxing match between Mark and Kirk for the first time in the season one finale.

Won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen season one yet but one of them takes an absolute battering.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Dubai on April 12, 2011, 03:07:37 PM
Never watched the programme, still in shock i wasnt asked to be on it. Maybe 28 is wrong era now


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 12, 2011, 03:18:33 PM
Never watched the programme, still in shock i wasnt asked to be on it. Maybe 28 is wrong era now

Lauren Pope is in it and shes 27/28 and your just as glamorous as her in a way.

Get yourself down to Sugar Hut/Deuces Bar.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Dubai on April 12, 2011, 03:21:37 PM
Used to live 2 mins from Sugar Hut before it burnt down- not been back since refurb, crowd looks a bit young and poor from what ive seen/heard. Wheres Deuces? Lauren Pope was a big name back in the day, proper London hanger on


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: GreekStein on April 12, 2011, 03:47:47 PM
Used to live 2 mins from Sugar Hut before it burnt down- not been back since refurb, crowd looks a bit young and poor from what ive seen/heard. Wheres Deuces? Lauren Pope was a big name back in the day, proper London hanger on

TOWIE aren't ready for you.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 12, 2011, 07:15:47 PM
defo need to get season one on DVD.

its so good.

Life for me is just waiting for TOWIE


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 13, 2011, 08:14:47 PM
1 hour 45 mins


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Horneris on April 13, 2011, 09:14:13 PM
Never watched TOWIE live before, pretty excited. 46 mins.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Claw75 on April 13, 2011, 09:16:15 PM
Never watched TOWIE live before, pretty excited. 46 mins.

poor BH - gonna be so disappointed after all the hype


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: brummieboy on April 13, 2011, 11:21:43 PM
Only just seen the boxing match between Mark and Kirk for the first time in the season one finale.

Won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen season one yet but one of them takes an absolute battering.

I'm sure they've both been bashed around the ring ring in their time..


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: brummieboy on April 13, 2011, 11:24:49 PM
Never watched the programme, still in shock i wasnt asked to be on it. Maybe 28 is wrong era now

Lauren Pope is in it and shes 27/28 and your just as glamorous as her in a way.

Get yourself down to Sugar Hut/Deuces Bar.

Pope has to be the roughest bird in the program.
Sam ftw...


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: TheChipPrince on April 14, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
Never watched the programme, still in shock i wasnt asked to be on it. Maybe 28 is wrong era now

Lauren Pope is in it and shes 27/28 and your just as glamorous as her in a way.

Get yourself down to Sugar Hut/Deuces Bar.

Pope has to be the roughest bird in the program.
Sam ftw...

''Its all about the horse face''


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: titaniumbean on April 17, 2011, 07:31:41 PM
Used to live 2 mins from Sugar Hut before it burnt down- not been back since refurb, crowd looks a bit young and poor from what ive seen/heard. Wheres Deuces? Lauren Pope was a big name back in the day, proper London hanger on

Woodford Bridge.

Stupid location for stupid people. goddamit asdl;fkja;sdlfkjasdf


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Marky147 on April 17, 2011, 07:57:16 PM
I was expecting too much I think, that Lauren is soooooooo annoying and how she can call that Lucy a dog just asplodes my head shus dhklgskgsdhlgsgd

It's pretty com how awkward most of the dialogue is and how dumb everyone comes across as :D

Best character has to be Nana!!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: titaniumbean on April 17, 2011, 08:02:53 PM
These people are not a fair representation of essex. they all deserve to be put down.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Marky147 on April 17, 2011, 08:17:09 PM
These people are not a fair representation of essex. they all deserve to be put down.

Yeah obv they're instructed on how to act/speak in order to create the required image.

Imagine the shit they get on nights out now though after some of the displays they've put on during the show lol.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on April 17, 2011, 08:17:57 PM
These people are not a fair representation of essex. they all deserve to be put down.

these kind of lies need to be kept off this thread.


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Post by: titaniumbean on April 17, 2011, 08:23:09 PM
These people are not a fair representation of essex. they all deserve to be put down.

these kind of lies need to be kept off this thread.

I'm from Essex, I honestly hope these people just disappear off the face of the earth.


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Post by: GreekStein on April 17, 2011, 08:28:43 PM
These people are not a fair representation of essex. they all deserve to be put down.

these kind of lies need to be kept off this thread.

I'm from Essex, I honestly hope these people just disappear off the face of the earth.

you are not from there.


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Post by: GreekStein on April 17, 2011, 08:29:24 PM
Saw the bid that Kirk had a go at (Lauren's friend) in the service station today.

What a great day.


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Post by: sovietsong on April 17, 2011, 10:25:29 PM
its all kicking off tonight!


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Post by: titaniumbean on April 17, 2011, 10:56:02 PM
These people are not a fair representation of essex. they all deserve to be put down.

these kind of lies need to be kept off this thread.

I'm from Essex, I honestly hope these people just disappear off the face of the earth.

you are not from there.


wat?

It's about 6 mins to Deuces bar. we used to go to the pub loads before the bastards bought it and changed it into a twat den.


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Post by: GreekStein on April 17, 2011, 10:57:25 PM
Titbean, stop lying.


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Post by: titaniumbean on April 17, 2011, 10:58:23 PM
where am I from?


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Post by: GreekStein on April 17, 2011, 11:00:05 PM
the coast


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Post by: Woodsey on April 17, 2011, 11:00:22 PM
Watched it the other night, what a fucking bag of bollocks.......... :-X


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Post by: titaniumbean on April 18, 2011, 12:14:24 AM
the coast

what are you on about you numpty?


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Post by: Marky147 on April 18, 2011, 01:12:43 AM
I'm on episode 4 of season 2 now, I don't like it but just have to keep watching in the hope that it's all gonna go horribly wrong for them all!!


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Post by: cambridgealex on April 19, 2011, 07:37:17 PM
Never seen it before, just switched over to this on ITV3 atm. I think it's BRILLIANT.

Can relate a lot because I'm from Essex.


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Post by: sovietsong on April 19, 2011, 09:34:15 PM
Never seen it before, just switched over to this on ITV3 atm. I think it's BRILLIANT.

Can relate a lot because I'm from Essex.

Really pleased you've found it!!


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Post by: doogan on April 19, 2011, 10:24:24 PM
never seen it, no interest in watching it , but just been offered vip guest list for free for this.


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Post by: doogan on April 19, 2011, 10:25:19 PM
it was meant to be one of the casts birthdays at cafe de paris but whole photo didnt download


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Post by: MrDickie on April 20, 2011, 11:09:30 AM
Watched it the other night, what a fucking bag of bollocks.......... :-X
“oh shut up"

It is utter bollocks but I cant help watching it ffs.


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Post by: littlemissC on April 20, 2011, 03:41:17 PM
All my friends were going on about it when series 1 was on and I thought what a load of crap

Nothing else on the other week so watched an episode now I'm hooked love it lol

I'm off to the land of TOWIE for bank holiday weekend with the in laws might have a little trip to sugarhut


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Post by: Chompy on April 21, 2011, 11:33:38 AM
Don't get it at all. WTF is it supposed to be? It's not a reality show. Mocumentary? Can't see the appeal.

The Hotel ftw.


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Post by: Horneris on April 21, 2011, 01:44:28 PM
(http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/8876/hatersgonnahate3.jpg)


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Post by: sovietsong on May 01, 2011, 10:02:19 PM
time for TOWIE, hoping to see more of Amy this week. 


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Post by: craigbetts on May 01, 2011, 10:05:17 PM
Arg needs to be seeing more of Amy!!!!


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Post by: sovietsong on May 01, 2011, 10:36:16 PM
Arg needs to be seeing more of Amy!!!!

he needs to take advantage of the soft spot she has for him.


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Post by: craigbetts on May 01, 2011, 10:39:40 PM
Arg needs to be seeing more of Amy!!!!

he needs to take advantage of the soft spot she has for him.

She has two softs spots... and they are banging! I am moving Amy up to my numero uno TOWIE girl... Mark's mum is making a new entry in the top ten!


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Post by: sovietsong on May 01, 2011, 10:41:11 PM
I just started following Amy on twitter.

She has always been my number one.


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Post by: GreekStein on May 01, 2011, 10:54:44 PM
Sam is the best.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 01, 2011, 11:13:31 PM
Sam is the best.

incorrect.


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Post by: GreekStein on May 01, 2011, 11:18:20 PM
Miggy g ftw


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Chompy on May 03, 2011, 10:24:20 AM
FFS, now hooked on this nonsense


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Post by: sovietsong on May 03, 2011, 12:16:11 PM
FFS, now hooked on this nonsense

you dont have to thank me.

Season 1 is available on DVD.


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Post by: Free_Rollin on May 05, 2011, 12:00:03 AM
Was the last one in the series tonight. :(

That line that Kirk said to Lauren's friend earlier in the series, 'Shut up, you're just a f*cking extra' has got to be one of the best ever on TV!


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Post by: outragous76 on May 05, 2011, 12:02:42 AM
I just caught the last 5 minutes of this, what is it? Its like a mockumentary ? Or real?

Reality tv meets the office?

Didnt get it


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Post by: sovietsong on May 05, 2011, 12:07:21 AM
I just caught the last 5 minutes of this, what is it? Its like a mockumentary ? Or real?

Reality tv meets the office?

Didnt get it

its a great show guy but you will need to give it at least a full episode.

i suggest buying the boxset.

you wont regret it.


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Post by: Free_Rollin on May 05, 2011, 12:08:09 AM
It's supposed to be real lives, but the producers set up certain things. Like you go out for a meal, and your ex happens to be at the same restaurant.

It's unscripted, so it's supposed to be real life stuff.

Kind of a UK/budget version of The Hills, but it is kind of addictive.


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: Free_Rollin on May 05, 2011, 12:09:56 AM
I just caught the last 5 minutes of this, what is it? Its like a mockumentary ? Or real?

Reality tv meets the office?

Didnt get it

its a great show guy but you will need to give it at least a full episode.

i suggest buying the boxset.

you wont regret it.

Yup, and if you were going to give it a try, I'd suggest you start from season 1 Guy. That was the end of season 2 you saw today, so not too much to catch up on.

Not sure why though, I have a feeling you're not going to like it. :(


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Post by: outragous76 on May 05, 2011, 12:13:17 AM
i really dont think it would be my kinda show! Im not a big TV fan. I hate reality TV, and I hate forced TV even more.

It sounds like it could be everything I hate about TV - might have to give it a watch to confirm!


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Post by: Chompy on May 05, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
Don't do it, there is NO escape once you're in


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Post by: Horneris on May 05, 2011, 04:33:45 AM
My take on the last 2 eps I've just watched on ITV player.

Convo to Linux on Skype.

[02:51:07] BH: in a bit
[02:57:29] BH: hahahaha
[02:57:34 | Edited 02:57:45] BH: micks little chat count: 3
[03:12:27] BH: com
[03:12:33] BH: amy owned lydia in the argument
[03:21:12] BH: hahaha
[03:21:23] BH: that guy banging into lydia was the most set up thing iv ever seen on tv
[03:54:51] BH: shut up lydia u billy bullshitter
[04:04:40] BH: haha
[04:04:44] BH: arg and mark on the sunbeds
[04:04:44] BH: living it u
[04:04:45] BH: p
[04:05:11] BH: hahah MARG
[04:05:12] BH: MARG
[04:07:58] BH: hahaha joey and sam
[04:08:02] BH: "actually quite nice" "what the fuck is that"
[04:08:09] BH: at the same time
[04:09:02] BH: ahhh the 1.01 that arg has never said that he banged amy has landed
[04:13:24] BH: marks mum is alright
[04:13:27] BH: at the pool party
[04:13:43] BH: meh, when u get a close up u can see her wrinkles
[04:15:31] BH: "nicola, would you like to join me for a little chat"
[04:15:48] BH: haha as if lydias mums here,stupid annoying old bint
[04:16:30] BH: norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[04:16:31] BH: poor arg
[04:16:34] BH: i love her so much
[04:16:36] BH: i proper love her
[04:16:41] BH: aww
[04:17:24] BH: feel so sorry for the guy
[04:17:50] BH: "can we have a chat"
[04:20:18] BH: this is incred
[04:20:23] BH: arg is making the show
[04:24:06] BH: hahahahahahahahahhaha
[04:24:07] BH: GTFO GEMMA
[04:24:16] BH: HAHAHAHAHAH "HES BRINGING ME CHAMPAGNE" GILLIS!
[04:24:18] BH: ROFLCOPTERS
[04:24:42] BH: haha the fat bitch is in tears
[04:25:08] BH: lauren and kirk jus watching everything
[04:26:43] BH: micks so smooth
[04:27:01] BH: bahaha no feeling for u ever again
[04:27:20] BH: wht an epic season finale
[04:30:15] BH: haha as if they are jus stood there arguing in front of every1
[04:30:17] BH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[04:30:22] BH: DID SHE JUST DO THAT
[04:30:24] BH: THAT WAS FANTASTIC
[04:30:27] BH: THT WAS AMAZING
[04:30:35] BH: hahahahahahahhaha tht was brilliant every1 is pissing themselves at mark, ultimate wayyyy moment


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Post by: sovietsong on May 05, 2011, 11:51:26 AM
Great write up BH!

What a wonderful show!!


Title: Re: the only way is essex *** official thread ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 05, 2011, 01:51:06 PM
Bought season 1.

It's incred. Best bit for me is they filmed them watching the show back, so funny watching there reactions!!

TOWIE receives sovietsongs seal of approval!


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Post by: Amatay on May 06, 2011, 12:22:09 AM
Bought season 1.


I used to think you were ok mate


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Post by: GreekStein on May 06, 2011, 02:38:42 AM
One of my best mates bird is having her birthday in sugarhut at the end of the month. Should be incred as all the cast will obv be there.


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Post by: TheChipPrince on May 06, 2011, 09:45:22 AM
my g/f fancies mick, fml