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I love this show

30 Minutes to go

Regards

M

The Candidates

Leon Doyle 9th Out
Alex Britez Cabral 2nd Out
Melody Hossainii11th Out
Felicity Jackson 4th Out
Edna Agbarha7th Out
Susan Ma 14th Out
Ellie Reed5th Out
Helen Louise Milligan Runner Up
Natasha Scribbins12th Out
Vincent Disneur5th 6th Out same show as Ellie
Jim Eastwood13th Out
Edward Hunter 1st Out
Gavin Winstanley 3rd Out
Tom PellereauWINNER
Glenn Ward8th Out
Zoe Beresford10th Out

Regards

M

I also love apprentice, I dont know if I can post on this thread though if after every post we must write

Regards

S

PS

anyway you could drop that from your posts?

Sov start an unofficial thread

that dude has beautiful eyes

Regards

C

How do you make soup?

Regards

S

Just had a chat with a good online friend of mine.

Not much totty this year.

Regards

S

Anyone tell me what an orange looks like?


Or what Desmond Tutu taught Melody about business?


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T

Tutu, the Dalai Lama and Al Gore!

good stuff already

never made soup before so let's make soup and while we're at it let's make oj even though we can't recognise an orange

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g

Curiously enough the guys' PM reminds me of the curious orange.

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt66zTLUh8A

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C

This is ridic, how can they always fail.  I often wonder if they have ever watched the show before!

Just spend all the money see what happens.

[ ] Good strategy.

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S

who will win.  this is v.exciting.

dont feel that many other blondes are as excited as me but i just dont care.

boys will win this task imo

Regards

S

Thread delivers

Regards

G

Get on twitter - makes the #apprentice much more fun

Regards

k

I think I'm as excited as S

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g

token dour Northern Bird must be a lesbian serial killer

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a curious T

So pissed off with the yorkshire bird.  I dont think its fair to show yorkshire folk sounding so stupid.

I dont sound stupid, I am stupid but I dont sound it.

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S

PS

FFS boys let me down.  GG project manager.

Already this is an early contender for BoB imo.

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S

solid! guess they rolled with too many punches!

I hope the PM gets sacked as he will send me over the edge.

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S

Just had a message from Anon, it refers to one or two posts on this thread.

"i'm very disappointed that people are posting on the apprentice thread without passing on their regards"

Lets remember the basics guys.

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S

Vincent - discuss.

Regards

k

He was the youngest and the shortest. It did not save him.


p.s early tip for winner the unshaven inventor


regards

T

he is my early favourite also

Regards

C

Wannabe Simon Jordan??

regards,

C

[X] Apprentice delivers.

[ ] Being first PM is +ev

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S

boooo. think edward would've made great tv, thought they'd keep him in for entertainment purposes

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g

lol @ simon jordan.

brilliant

Regards

S

who are your anonymous good online friends S, and why don't they post their views themselves?

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C

Not sure to be honest Claw75, but as they asked to remain Anon I will respect that.

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S

Please address me as C in this thread

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C

My bad, please don't make a mockery of this thread though C, its all about apprentice.

Regards

S

just put on bbc hd to watch the apprentice you're fired which started 4 minutes ago and they're showing the eurovision song contest

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a confused g

You're fired is brilliant.

Why the fk didnt the accountant tell everybody the numbers he claims to have worked out.

Regards

S

sovietsong

You can cope with Regards 13 posts so far

 :respect:


Regards

M

Firstly I'm interested to know what your thoughts are on the first episode, but I do need to ask is there a reason you do post

"Regards

M"

After each post?  I love it, but if you maybe didnt do it in this thread (obv continue it elsewhere) everybody could continue without passing on regards and it might encourage more people to get involved.

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S

you can't give your regards and then put a PS after it imo - takes away the entire impact of it.

Regards

C

sigh.

Regards

C

I think the right man went tonight. Every time your in the board room with Lord Sugar you need to apply yourself
thinking of the future. His lazy chat was his downfall imho. Needed to be a bit more mature.  

Always a risk, maybe brave or stupid sticking your arm in the air to be a leader.

You must get the basics right with costings/sales and team morale to have to have a chance. 

Regards

M

And my other question?

Regards

S

Excellent, second episodes on tomorrow

Am I G then and gatso is g? Can M or S clarify this or do we leave it up to T as mod?

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G

Edward had to go. Standard apprentice comedy, a project manager who tells know one else what the plan is.

I think the Northern Irish, seems pretty solid and is my early tip.

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L

Lets keep the this thread on topic please.

Regards L

Sorry Lord Sugar

Regards

N

Quality start to this series.  Message to the Yorkshire Lady, it's spelt vegetable.

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T

It's a shame that the Munchkin had to go last night as he would have been comedy as the series went on.

Melody is a very strange creature indeed. I am expecting plenty of comedy bitching in the girls' team and hope she stays in till the end.

Regards

A

G and g is fine, any further "G or g's" will have to differentiate via use of a second letter, eg Ge or Gr

Regards

T 

Are there any odds for her being punched before the end of the series?

Regards,

k

"Not only am I the youngest but I am the shortest"

"I don't fit the mould"

"I work bottom up, not top down"

Roll with them punches Baby. Bye bye. I honestly thought he was mentally inept or on drugs.

Regards

DM

Just getting in now to reserve 'R'.

Edward definitely had to go although he came across a bit better on You're fired. I liked Adrian Chiles on that before but Dara is an excellent replacement, really enjoyed the mild abuse he dished out.

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R

Couldn't agree more with R on this, I actually thought he came across well on You're Fired, but then again most seem to do ok.  I wonder if media training is given to them or if they watch it back and think 'wtf was i doing!'.  Either way the You're Fired show for me is v.good and has almost improved since Dara took over.  Adrian was good but he has one of those faces that you would never tire of punching... very much like my own face.

Any thoughts on tonights task?  I think it should be a good one, very current.  If I had to make an app I would go for one that you fire small birds at strange green pigs.... sure fire winner.

Regards

S

Surely you should be s or r? I'd like a ruling on that as brummieboy has claimed 'B' and I think he should be 'b'. I wouldn't be that fussed but I really don't want to be Bo.

Regards,

B

You've deffo to be to Bo, Bo.  Ruling has been made.

Regards

C

ban for Bo for using B when the rules have been clearly stated?

regards

g

Why is everyone writing so formally?

Regards,

C

fyp

Regards

C

You what.

Ch comes before Cl in the alphabet, and Cf comes beforce Cl. Clearly I am the superior C.

Regards,

C

Irrelevant.  I claimed C first, so have dibs.  I may consider selling you the 'Regards C' signature for $20.

Regards

C

This is getting fking stupid now.

If you write a letter/email to a colleague/customer and they have the same name as you, you dont have to use your full name in case they confuse you with themselves.

Everybody is free to sign with there initial or any format they choose.  Lets not lose focus of what is important here.  that is passing on our regards about the wonderful apprentice.

Regards,

S

Dear S,

I recall you saying previously that T's ruling was 'excellent'.  Make your mind up imo.

Regards

C

C, pls point me in the direction of this post.

Kind Regards

S

Dear S,

please stop deleting posts.

Regards

C

Dear All,

I have just watched the first episode. Great fun. The right guy was eliminated in the end. He was a cock.

Not really watched this before as I never watched from the start to get into it. Enjoyed that episode though and now watching episode 2.

Regards,

C♂

does anyone else look at Vincent and see him doing this??

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc

regards

J

Its incred, shocked you havent watched it before

Regards

S

If the women win this week I will be disappointed, they appear clueless.

Regards

S

I'm sorry. They want to make an app that makes noises? How's that original and worth having?

Regards,

C♂

Nice work.

Regards

C♀

My idea for an app - 'empty my fridge' you just pop in the ingredients you have available and the app provides meal suggestions.

it is good because it is useful and can be used by big brands to advertise!

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S

you should so go on the apprentice S.

Regards

C♀

Who would have thought that two apps made in a day would be unremitting crap.

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A

I'm too fat and bald, plus I have worked for my company for 8 years and doubt thats the get up and go they are looking for.

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S

'Empty my fridge' app would have been the winnar, its so simple its brilliant.

Regards

S

Shame I'm missing tonight's episode, stuck on a train back from London.  Any early indications of who will be 'fired'?

Regards,

FML

Current shortlist of 15.

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A

Excruciatingly embarrassing. Both apps worthless. Edna to go please.regards T

The boys sure won't get ripped to shreds later on about being called racist.

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A

Really don't see the point of the girls app.

The boys app I can actually see having appeal.

Edna to go also.

Regards,

C♂

I really dislike Edna, if they were looking for an annoying app they should have just asked her to speak for a while.

Regards

S

As annoying as listening to Melody speak?

Regards

FHL

Huh.

I guess the guys was UK only but still...

Regards,

C♂

Wow. How on earth did the girls win? Regards T

They got the website that mattered, thats about it as far as I can see.

Lucky Lucky

Regards

S

OMG, way to reward the worst app, the worst pitch and a dysfunctional team!

Regards

SF

Apparantly the apps were on Blackberry, Android and Nokia as those companies agreed to put them live in a day.

Apple told the BBC to GTFO, so that's why there were no iPhones.

Regards

A

Neither App was that good TBH

Regards

t

I like the Irishman.

Top of the morning to him

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S

Ahhh, the first 'person X stepped away from the task' gambit of the series.  Sugar normally falls for it as well.

Regards

t

Jim owned the boardroom

Brilliant

Regards

S

changing his mind about who he's bringing back?

gg Leon

Regards

C

Brilliant telling each other who should be brought back in to the boardroom

Very well played Jim. Regards T

WTF are you playing at.  Modify your post please.

Regards

S

Think it's def gg Orlando Bloom here.

Regards

A

That's power play from the Irishman.  Bully.

Regards

t

Don't understand this.
Haven't read the whole thread.
Will not be modifying.
Hope that is okay.

I hope Lord Sugar says rezoomay every week.

Regards

A

I can't help thinking Brady should be spending more time at West Ham.

Regards

t

Im disappointed.

Regards

S

Awww poor Alex looked like he was gonna cry then :(

Regards

C

Interesting, 'Person X hides' countered with 'make me PM, I'll show you what I can do.'  It's like Aces versus Aces, who will four flush?

Regards

t

Correct decision IMO. Thought Leon was good.

Regards,

C♂

err, wtf. ban please T

regards

g

Man he falls for it every time does Suge Knight.

Regards

t

Do they have a special eviction scarf they have to wear in the taxi?

Regards

A

Oi. Fix your name.

Regards,

C♂

yay, buying task next week. one of my faves every year

regards

g

Correct decision, Sir Alan.

Didn't think you were going to make it, but I shouldn't doubt.

Regards

SF

I don't need to as we're different now anyway, and, furthermore, you appear to have forgotten to sign this post altogether.

Regards

C

Excuse me, no need for the lack of etiquette in your post - you have to flow with the punches.

regards,

k

Come on, the PM folded on who he should bring in, dude gotta get booted.

Regards

t

I found it pretty obvious the girls were going to win when they described wired as a 'global' site. From then it was easy to see that Alex was going due to the earlier mention of him saying he wouldn't put himself forward and a shot of him saying nothing in the taxi.

Edna seemed pretty useless and what were those gloves about?

Regards,

Bo

That boardroom was a classic.

Glad that Sugar didnt fall for the 'make me PM' line.

Regards

S

Dear S,

0.5% = 0 imo

Regards

C

Jim to win!! That guy should be one of those peeps who talks down suicide jumpers or defuses hostage situations. Negotiator.. just came to me.

Not sure why but i hated that Alex's face!!

It is always obv who has won by the way they edit it throughout.

Regards,

DM

Dear C,

Thank you for your recent correspondence.

Regards

S

I know somebody, who knows somebody, that knows Glen.

Regards

S

Hate the show, don't watch it........................

but this is the best thread currently on blonde (thanks Dewi)

Regards

Geo

it's now the only thread that I read

regards

g

Well Alex is gone. Would of loved the chaps to win to get rid of Evil Edna the apprentice witch.

Hope she is team leader next week, loses and gets FODTR by Lord S.

Jim the Jedi needs to be the next pm for the boys imho and I think he will cruise it.

Love it.

Sorry for the Regards.

Regards

M

I have decided I like this show and will watch from now on.

My personal highlight thus far is: "Is this an orange?" "I don't know".

Regards,

C

Glen " What do you think Jim ?"

Jim " The PM's mde his decision"

Rip roaringly quick and good

Regards

N

This was excellent but was matched at least I feel by;

"We're gonna make soup like we've never made soup before"

"Erm... we haven't"

Regards

N

Yes. I especially liked how when it came down to it they decided none of them actually knew how to. Also, I was surprised they got their tomatoes/peppers so cheaply. In my experience they (especially peppers) are quite expensive.

Regards,

C

*cough*

Regards

C

How the fook did the girls win? So rigged

Regards

G

Jim is my man this year.

Regards

L

Clearly this should be in the Celebrirty thread i started!

Also I have started the "it's all there" as an answer to anything asked of me at work in honour of matey from ep1.

Kindest Regards,


DM

+1

Also loved the quote from Sugar " Next Application one of you is going to need is a job Application" Classic Sugar

Regards
D

The Irish fella will win.


Regards x

How come none of those shrewd/triggar types, have priced this up yet?

The Jim bandwagon is rolling too early for me, chip leaders on day 1 rarely convert.

Regards,

CB

g,

I call your comments into question. You have been posting (and by extension reading) on other threads today.

Regards,

C

Huuuuuuge from Jim. Boy could sell ice to Eskimos (or some other appropriate cliche).

Regards
R

yeah I know. tbh I've been a bit disappointed with the direction this thread has taken today so I've gone back to checking some of the others. hoping this one gets back to the high standards of yesterday so I can once again be faithful to it

regards

g

[ ] Girls should have won the task

• Boys were robbed

So rigged

Regards,

T5 ™ Before Tighty changes his Blonde name to TIGHTEND5 ;)

xx

FML


Regards


RD

V.True, plus the way the production team edit the show is often just to send you down the wrong path. I expect a big blow up in later eps.

It is actually getting to the point that if they edited in such a way that the production team showed us down the right path we wouldn't believe them!

I did think the lads had won this week though.

Regards

S

They always show you down the right path though, you just have to pick up the right clues.

Regards,

Bo

If you havent seen this it is worth a watch, v.v.funny.


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxi6QDwQyLU

Regards

S

good evening Apprentice fans

Episode 3 Season 7

Less than an hour to go.

Who's for the chop?

Regards

M

Hopefully the girls lose this week. Or will they be balancing the teams?

Regards,

C

Hoping for Edna or Melody to go but I fear for crazy inventor dude.

Regards

t

wow, jedi mind tricks again from jim

regards

g

Why are some of these people so useless?

Don't know what a product is? Look it up on the internet!

Regards,

C

Scary isn't it

Judging by the normal 'bait and switch' of the editing, how the hell does Gavin win this?

Regards

t

Didn't that hat cost more than the first one they looked at?

Regards,

C

1p Off

Classic

Regards

M

1p off.

Well played you fuckwits


regards

T

LOL @ these morons. Top Hat Dry Cleaners. "You don't sell them?". "I take it you clean them?" Idiiots.

C

Please try and get a greenhouse through the Savoy revolving door. Please. I beg

regards

T

Top Hat Dry cleaners.  Classic.

Next time I go to Tiger Tiger I should ask them where I can get some Big Cats

Regards

t

"It's actually for a very very important client"

"What difference does that make to me?"

Owned


regards

T

Changed my mind, want Vincent to get kicked.  Guy needs a helpful slapping.

Regards

t

£900 FOR 12KG OF TEA!!

Just PMSL

Regards

T

Tea and bog roll, that's how the hopeless team wins then.  Alrighty then.

Regards

t

I have never seen such a shower of shite

Regards

M

I'm guessing i'd have won that challenge by getting 0 items and having the fines total less than what they ended up with.

Regards,

C

WTF is this???

Regards,

C

cafe looked better than the circus treat, no?


regards

T

Gavin surely.

Regards,

C

Vincent, please

regards

Zorro

Vincent Dinosaur

wants sacking imho

Regards

M

Didn't Gavin choose Vincent as leader of that group? They kept making out Vincent was trying to take control. That's not the impression I got...

Regards,

C

Just put You're Fired on. Is this some sort of comedy panel thing?

Regards,

C

Did anyone else notice the vendor's smirk when she closed the deal?

Regards,

Bo

i'm not happy that they keep getting rid of the least unattractive blokies.

Regards

C

Sugar was well on form tnite, "lets see if I remember you then" sigh that it was just a slowroll though :(

Regards

Mo

Kinda, normally it's 1 business person, 1 comedian and a miscellaneous celeb with Dara.  Dara's very good TBH.

BTW are they barred from Google in this?  Yellow pages WTF?

Regards

t

Could of bought the Day V Lately back catologue instead of shopping for greenhouses..

regards,

C

Love this task but think it's silly by only getting 6/10 they came so close to winning. I assume google is banned. Right person went.

How can they not have realised they got swindled "900 quid for the tea. Oh ok I'll take 400" Harry Redknapp couldn't have pulled off a better coup

Regards

G

Oh and good thing Jim charmed the accountant otherwise they lose

regards

G

The fact she was selling the "finest tea in London" from a pub beer garden was probably another clue.

Regards,

Bo

Google is deffo banned, no way even on the apprentice that they get people stupid enough not to snap get on their smart phone and google all the items.

Regards

L.

"There's only one Yellow Pages in Liverpool"

Genius.

Regards,

T5

Great episode last night.

Top Hat cleaners is around the corner from me.
The producers phoned ahead to ask if they could film in the shop and the owner said no, the shop was too busy!
Of course they turned up anyway!

sigh

regards

g

OMG. Apprentice is scripted????

Regards,

C

hurrah, it's wednesday again

cosmetics challenge this week so I'm going for susan to get fired. she runs a cosmetics firm so will presumably be team captain and the obvious choice for the chop if she loses

regards

g

I only caught up with last week's episode on iPlayer last night but I'm glad to see that Natasha's breasts had a leading role this week.

She could get her hands on my procurement list any time she liked.

Regards

A

I'd like Evil Edna or Vincent to get FODTR

Can't believe it's week 4 already

Regards

M

really looking forward to tonights show. 

Regards

S

That's because technically it's only week 3

Regards

G

Hopeless Susan and Whiny Zoe are lucky lucky lucky. Both were terrible

regards

T

Tom very lucky there - Flick has chosen poorly and will surely get punished.

Regards

A

Not sure if you gathered, but Susan works in the beauty business?

Regards

T

PM to go! She useless.

Felicity Felicity does not fill Alan with electricity that does not mean she's shocking. NO  she's nice like SUGAR and spice.

Regards

M

Right choice. Thought it'd be a usual shock loss and we'd be seeing the back of Susan.

Regards

C

Susan versus Zoe is simmering nicely.  Dark looks aplenty.  Plus Nick is immune to Jim's jedi mind trick.  You gotta say he looks a bit Sith-like.

Regards

t

I really don't understand how they do so badly on every task.  It seems as though they don't listen to any of the instructions and just get really excited and fk it all up.

Tom said about 5 times we are making 96% mark up etc... how fking hard is it!?

/rant

Regards

S

I bet she'd have followed etiquette though!

Regards

SF

On my iPhone in the dark I keep text down to a minimum.

Regards AM )

that's better

Regards

T

You never know what's going on behind the scenes.  We see the instructions clearly but I'm sure the production team come up with new and interesting ways to convince them to act like buffoons.

Regards

t

There's something about the Princess Leia buns

Regards

G

Housemate's first comment as you're fired comes on: "she scrubs up well"

Regards

C

Pet food next week.

No 'girly-girl' nonsense required

With that in mind, Ellie FTW.

Regards,

T5

deffo agree with ur housemate. My first thoughts also

Regards,

A

Is usually my first thoughts for most (but not all (Edna comes to mind as potential not)) of the girls on you're fired tbh.

Regards
R

So who was the ***** who came steaming in to grab Regards R, only to never post again?

Regards

RD

Also, why did I get censured when I didn't say *****, I said c nut without the space.


Regards

RD

Ironside set up the swear filter.

Regards,

Bo

Correct way to post on forum is seanut.

Regards

Sir S

Glenn = nob

Regards

C

Jedi Jim will strike down with his light sabre those who laughed at his advert.

Regards

A

gg Jim

Regards

C

Sugar  

give my Regards to Pat Cash

Love it

Regards

M
 

Jedi Jim

Will live on

Regards

M

Jedi Jim claims another victim.

Regards

A

wtf

How has he not called Jim back. Vincent has just sealed his doom there.

Regards

C

WTF? GET JIM IN THERE VINCENT!

Regards

T

They got it spot on - he was scared of bringing Jedi Jim back because he knew he would wilt under Jim's use of The Force.

Regards

A

Vincent has been there too many times

FHO


Regards

M

Jedi Jim pulls it out of the bag but Obi Wan Suralan is onto him

Regards

T

lol Vincent got away with it!

Regards

C

WTF!!!!!!!!!

Regards

A

Or not!

Regards

C

Wowzers, good telly

Regards

T

Not for long butternut

Regards

M

That was a proper good shock. Has there been a surprise double GTFO before?

Next week, Jedi Jim persuades Lord Alan to fire Nick and Karen.

Regards

A

JedJim is a superb calculating villian. Would be good at a game of risk

Regards

T

Vincent has stolen my record of wearing the loudest shirt on BBC2.

Regards

A

sick ending!

Both were utter shite tho tbf, gtfo.

Regards

C-R

Would have really loved this show if Shugs had brought in Jim as well and sacked 3.

2 going was still a nice twist. 

Regards,

S

Do people reckon Jim wins this easily or hasn't got a chance?

Jim's dead baby.  Jim's dead.

So many basic Apprentice errors across the board there.  Feel a little for Ellie as she was edited badly but she was never going to win so no major loss.  Vincent breaking cover and going on the defensive far too early put one foot in the grave and not bringing in Jim was the other.

Great tele though.

Regards

t

Jim will be fired as soon as Sugar gets the chance.

Regards

C

Unless he does what he did with Baggs and keep him in until the interviews and set the attack dogs on him.  TBF Jedi Jim versus Killer Claude would be amazing to watch.

Regards

t

Great shout t, I would love to see Jim getting interviewed.  I think the cocky ones get pwned the most and would have also enjoyed watching vince squirm infront of the beardy guy !

Regards

S

You're Fired:

• Vincent's tie was as orange as his tan!
• Ellie looks better with brown hair.

Regards,

T5

How come there are two regards t's, but I can't be regards R because it's already taken?


Regards

RD

There is a T and a t, not a T and a T

Regards

T

Just as in Pulp Fiction, the case is important.

Regards

A

I know my place.

Regards

t

Sigh, you're regards A. I posted earlier as regards A me thinks. I'll go as regards Am

Regards,

Am

Did anyone else notice how Karen checked out the guy getting the spray tan. Can't believe Dara didn't pick up on that one.

Also, can I have a female opinion on Vincent please, my wife says "utter sleazeball"

Regards

Lord P

[ x ]  agree with your wife.

Regards,

T5

it's wednesday again and I'm very excited. I didn't get to watch last week's ep until the thursday but I'm back in sync this week and am very much looking forward to watching at the same time as the rest of you. I feel like part of the gang again

jedi jim really needs to do a win this week or anyone with half a brain will be taking him into the boardroom where lord sugar will use the darkside against him

regards

g

I find your lack of faith disturbing. Jim is not the candidate your looking for.

Move along.

Regards

M

good move picking edna and susan. makes sure she's safe as he could easily sack either of those 2

regards

g

Edna is more full of shit than Baggs the Brand ever was.

Regards

A

Glad she's gone - one of the most unlikeable contestants they've ever had. Absolutely nothing to warm to at all and she wasn't even entertaining in the slightest.

I wonder how close Jedi Jim was to laying some light sabre smackdown on the builder when he added a load of extra rubbish.

Regards

A

Zoe is poison. Regards T

Zoe needs to stick her neck out.

Literally - she does that thing where she pulls her chin back into her neck which, when combined with her sulk, ain't a good look.

Disappointed we didn't get to see more of Melody, Helen and Natasha in the spa pool.

Regards

A

Helen in the bikini shot was rather nice. Melody aint too shabby either.

Regards,

CB

i think this is wide open this year. Leon is doing ok after a weak start and Glenn probably going to be up there with a chance. Zoe & Natasha GTFO

Looking forward to next week based on the trailer.

Regards,

C

Zoe's voice is so monotone, also hate the way she goes from all sulky and miserable to the cat that got the cream.

Most wide open series i can remember, no idea who will win right now.

all the candidates are pretty tez imo. i would be sacking the team who are responsible for whittling down to the final 15 or so

I'm disturbed by what appears to be a shocking lack of thread etiquette.




Lord Sugar would fire you all on the spot.

Regards,

T5

+1

Regards,

Am

That time of week again

Regards

M

I think this task is very difficult.

Good choice of Leaders by  L.S 

Regards

M

Sorry, you called the mag aimed at over 60s what now? LMFAO

[EDIT]

Regards,

C

I dont hate the idea but "hip replacement" is a fking stupid name.

Why didnt they just go with Zimmer?

Regards

S

Hip replacement. Roflmao bad. Fortunately for jim natasha is double bad. Regards T

PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO PASS ON YOUR REGARDS.

Regards

S

Media woman nailed it there when she said Hip Replacement looked like a Viz pisstake.

Regards

A

Need to freshen up the way they deliver the results. Was obv who had lost

Regards

G

JIMJIMJIMJIMJIM

Will survive

Regards

M

Don't think you can really deliver that result in anyway that would trick us into thinking the age concern mag was going to win.

Regards

S

PS - GTFO Jedi Jim

Even if the mags were even it would have been obv. They keep doing it series after series.

Tough to call who's going to go

Regards

G

Remember people, Jedi Jim was the project manager that they all loved.

Regards

A

Jim

I'd keep him in

Regards

M

I'd like to see Glenn go because he's an unlikeable aggressive arsehole who may well turn into a rapist when he loses his looks.

Regards

A

BOOOOOM

regards g

I never realised Lord Sugar was such an engineerist.

Regards

A

lots of high fives and cheers in my front room tonight. really thought jedi jim was in trouble, glen going seems a bit harsh

should've brought zoe in and kept mentioning her coffin dodger suggestion imo

regards
g

Sounds like the party atmosphere I'm missing.

Regards

S

POTW

Regards

S

Disappointed that Glenn is throwing it up Zoe - she actually looked hot when she was dancing with her hair up and was actually smiling.

Regards

A

Next week looks a classic

Highlight should be Susan asking if the Frech like their children or not


Regards

T

Piss off Jim, please.

Rgds
R

Would be a far less entertaining show without him. Survival instincts are great, and a superb manipulator

I want him in as long as possible

Helen is my favourite to win, but that's probably too obvious at this stage

regards T

Helen is meh, straight tenner, I'll have Tom?

Regards,

C

don't understand all the Jim love.

Regards

C

Natasha ftw

Regards

C

very good

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/tv-film/the-apprentice-2011-week-six-from-mags-to-riches/

regards

T

Agreed. But he's still a prick.

Rgds
R

and i would actually like to see him in the interview show cause I feel like he's the kind of guy who would either smash the interviews or get ripped a new one.

Rgds
R

Jedi Jim v Claude would be epic.

Regards

A

lol

had to remind myself of  the "open your heart" video.




please let it happen.


Regards

RI

That's me up for another hour or so.

Regards

C

Just want to give my regards to Jim.

Regards

Jim

I don't really like Jim but he is good tele, suprised Glen went instead of him though.

Question re last night, they were selling the ad space for £2k, is that per edition of the mag or for a year?  Getting £60k per magazine issue seems a good earner, too good to be true

Regards

G

Sack Natasha IMO....

The girl is a twat.

Regards,

T5

WTF. Am considering giving TRIP5 a 24 hour cooler for that scandalous comment. Natasha is awesome.

Regards,

C

I feel like I'm being levelled


Regards,

UTM

Per edition, but you've got to shave costs associated with the production of decent content as well as the costs for printing the magazine. The distribution costs may involve having to pay Boris Johnson for the right to stand in a decent spot and hand the things out.

Their net profit per edition is likely to be four figures rather than five when they're doing well. When they're not doing well they might make a loss.

bonjour et bonne soirée il est temps pour une bosse hebdomadaires
La moitié de la tête de l'équipe à Paris pour vendre un bon anglais.

Espoir Jim fait bien. La piqûre

Cordialement

M

I quite agree.

Regards

t

T -10 mins and counting until I see Natasha get sacked.

Regards,

T5

If Natasha gets sacked then you get sacked from blonde.

Regards

C

From the early edit I think Melody is being lined up for the boot.

Regards

t

which means she won't be


Susan to go, please. Apparently she doubts whether the French love their kids

Regards

T

Good, I might get my life back.

Fine then, sack the UN bragbox instead.

Regards,

T5

Difficult to watch Karren Brady this week without thinking about @thebig_sam tweets today.

Regards

A

Have spent the last few minutes pondering if any French people know how to drive

Regards

T


Susan must go, so dumb!

It seems Leon is the one under the editor's knife tonight - complaining that his uselesseness is due to him not parling Francais whilst intercutting with footage of Melody speaking in English.

Regards

A

Jedi Jim's mastery of the language is phenomenal - he only needs to speak one French word in 20 in order to make himself understood. The Force transcends language.

Regards

A

So by editors rules, Leon, Tom and Melody will win and Susan goes?

Regards

t

Excellent pitch by Zoe.

Double sacking - Natasha and Tom.

Regards,

T5

Tom is also terrible

10 units?

Bonne Holiday Monsieur

Regards

T

Concurred.

Regards,

T5

Karren very quick to stick the knife into Susan there. She looked tense - probably needs a massive piss to relax.

Regards

A

I'm not keen on the chinese bird (pc police) but her ability to sell £3k+ of postcards was impressive

 :D :D

Helen is a shoo-in to win the whole thing, surely. Way above the rest

Regards

T

Fear for Tom, want Melody to go, probably won't happen.

Regards

t

Shame Tom didn't sell his ten teapots to the big retailer - they would have won (assuming each teapot was £30,000)

Regards

A

Haul Melody straight in there. She's the one who thinks that 4 people in a train station who happen to use trains speak for the whole of France.

Regards

C

Please leave your regards when posting on this thread.

Regards,

T5

However does speak French

Regards

T

Poor old Tom isn't going to be able to bring himself to stick £200,000 worth of knife into someone else's back.

gg Tom

Regards

A

Does Tom have a nasty streak?

I doubt it

Regards

T

Melody used the fact she was the only one to speak French as a hold over on the whole team.

However Tom is confident therefore he's going.

Regards

t

Leon can't be sacked - talent at drawing a picture of a teapot is exactly what Lord Sugar is looking for.

Regards

A

Tom is sweet.

Firing him would be like kicking a puppy.

Should have brought Natasha back.

Regards,

T5

This a case where it could genuinely be any of them?

Regards

C

At the point when he said that Tom and Leon needed to be more manly you could tell that Karren wanted to have Nick on the boardroom table there and then.

Either that or it was the pressure of a full bladder.

Regards

A

Could get rid of all of them

Melody seems to be a Youth social worker?

Regards

T

Melody adds far too many words to sentences.

Regards

t

Think Tom will be saved by being less wet than Leon.

Melody will then pick Leon's carcass clean.

Regards

A

All decisions should be made using paper sissor stones.

Lord Sugar likes Tom.

Regards,

T5

Tom stays.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regards

t

Tremendous fakeout with the 'Tom, for that reason...'

Top marks Apprentice editor.

Regards

A

GG PoshToff.

Please close the door on the way out.

Regards,

T5

Can't argue with it. Leon was a wimp against Godzilla

Regards

T

The look between Melody and Helen was gold.

Regards

t

They need to sort the editing out. Was obvious which team would win. And was obvious Leon was going at the end.

Can't argue with the decision.

Regards

C

EMERGENCY BISCUITS?!??!?

Regards

T

It's sold 10,000 on 'just' the internet.  lololol. So that's just to the whole world then

Regards g

Leon used to work for La Redoute

I thought he couldn't speak French.

And this comedian bloke is realy merde.

Regards

A

When she said this I was like WTF ? She says nearly as many dumb things as me. Agree that Helen currently looks a certainty to win it, price anyone ?

Regards Mo

Tom: I could be bigger than Dyson.

Bridie: Well you do suck.......



Regards

RD

Hoover hell does she think she is, criticising Tom?

Regards

A

Sneak preview of a rehearsal show before Lord Sugar had his TV makeup applied.

(http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa376/beepcleepchimney/LordOscarSugar.jpg)

Regards

A

Do you think Lord Sugar et al saw the footage of Melody in France? I'm just wondering if they realised she basically ignored everything that was said to her?

Regards,

Bo

She also seemed to ask people in a metro station if the drove cars or caught the train!

Regards


D

melody was told to do alot for team but basically used the time to feather her own nest

she also said she wasnt going to put any effort into rucksacks

and to cap it off who in right mind in any country in world would buy a teapot lampshade for ceiling in yoiur house??????

maybe if it was a light you could also use as a teapot  (patent pending)

but such a farce

regards


P

To be fair to the silly one who asked lots of silly questions, those silly questions were being asked at the silly question asking stage of the task.

I think I'm the only Melody fan. No way Helen will win

regards

G

Melody is the one who thinks 4 people from a tube sample is a good enough sample to base the travelling habits of all of France on.

Regards

C

How can Helen not win. She will never be be up for nomination even if she loses a task. In the final she picks a team that will listen to her advice and want to win for her. I hope she don't lose a single task. All the rest are idiots

Helen should win just for having a cool as fuck surname. Hope she isn't related coz she would deffo get it.

thought you lived in lincoln were that sort of thing is common place. you cant justify it saying your sister has got a different surname coz although its the same horse ya mum  had different jockeys. ;)

I live in Lincoln but obviously am not from here originally as i have never slept with either of my sisters/mother etc.

Much prefers the girls in Scunny like you herbie. You like to meet them this way, i like to make em that way: (http://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff384/Milligan84/pregnantpregnancydrinkingsmokingdrunkbabymotivationalpostersonlineblogspotwww_motivationalpostersonline_blogspot_com.jpg)

lol. i know her...infact i know 20-25 of her

ffs, I go away for a few days and come back to 5 posts in a row with no regards. someone please sort out this mess

regards
g

TightEnd, could you consider bans for people that refuse to pass on there regards in this thread. It's a complete joke. We all know the rules... Come on guys...

Regards

S

Shit. Totally forgot.

Regards

DM

I vote smashedagain for funniest blonde member 2011, I have just rofl'd so much I am not sure if that is sweat or wee in between my legs.

Kindest Regards,

CB

sorry gatso. never been one to conform to the norm but if it honestly makes your shit itch then

regards

J

Helen is a cinch to final but not to win. The last task is largely irrelevant, Sugar just picks who he likes.

Regards

t

I think Helen will win, her pitch to La Redoute was excellent, no one has come close to putting in a performance like that.  If I was investing £250k in someone  I'd want someone like her.  I think Melody would be a close second though.  I don't particually like her but I can see her doing ok business wise.

What's with the love for Natasha?  Really hoping she's next out the door.

Regards

G

you could be the next Alan Sugar or even Simon Cowell with your ability to spot talent.

regards
 J

Afternoon Apprentice wannabee's

In tonight's show only the smart cookies will survive

Alan Sugar challenges the candidates to come up with an upmarket biscuit, with two days to get the baking done and design the packaging, before pitching their savoury delights to buyers from some of Britain's biggest supermarkets. One team immediately decides on an after-school treat, but competition among their rivals is high, and they still cannot choose after munching their way through many crunchy options.

So come 10pm someone going to find result hard to digestive and who's thinking crumbs. That was close.

Regards

M

Can we focus on the important things today please folks....

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmq1cpcglQ

Sack Natasha.

Regards,

T5

Very excited about tonights episode.

Regards,

AG

Lord_Sugar
by bbcapprentice

Apprentice tonight fantastic show. BBC 1 9pm. Big surprise result coming up . A must watch.


Regards

Lord S

Double k,o ?

No spoilers please.

Regards,

T5

Who had 'about ten seconds' in the 'When will Susan say that something's really unfair' sweepstake?

Regards

A

Swansea has a biscuit development lab regards T

Wanna slap Zoe with a wet fish. Most annoying voice ever

regards

G

And who had 'about ten minutes' in the 'When will Nick pull his 'I'm distinctly unimpressed with these clowns' look' sweepstake.

Regards

A

Popsquit?

Popsquit?

The WI not really interested in Melody's biscuits that look like they were made by a five year old in a cookery class for remedial children.

Regards

A

I would buy 'Bix-Mix'

Regards,

T5

Ah, Nick's dad didn't like the biscuit.

Regards

A

Am I the only one who wants to see a dunk test?

Regards

t

wtf was that

a little bit of a show for the buyers!

Regards

S

Melody might have just opened the trap door for herself with that roleplay, but using editor's rules Helen will probably have a first loss and Tash will go.

Regards

t

Helen talks about her tasty chocolate star.

Regards

A

I would love to get stuck into that.

Regards

S

Asda will buy anything

Regards

D

Snap and share is such a good idea but they cant sell it at all.  Why not say snap it and dunk the plain half in your tea the other half smash in when you've finished the brew.

Regards

S

Roleplay. Good concept spoilt by idiocy. Regards T

Bye-Bye Jedi Jim

The force is no longer with you.

Regards,

T5

Bix Mix sells Nix.

Regards

A

Helen has to win this? Who on earth beats her? Regards T

JJ Saved by the Asda bink..

Snap and Share much better concept.

AWFUL presentation.

Regards,

T5

Quite looking forward to seeing Zoe and Melody stab each other to death in the boardroom.

Regards

A

Agreed


Agreed

Regards

D

Hope Helen wins, got her in the sweep at work.  Winner takes all.

Regards

S

gg Melody?

Regards

G

All three should have gone regards T

LOL at Melody blanking Zoe.

Regards

A

T if it was up to you we would have a 1 week series

Regards

G

Most of the birds on this prog tilt the fk out of me. If i was in the boardroom i'd prolly punch em in the face

Regards,

Am

WTF is she wearing?

Like a poor man's Maggie Gyllenhall.

Regards

A

think Melody is class, But Milligan FTW.

regards

DM.

Are same line regards legitimate? When scanning posts it looks like they're missing.

Regards

Bo

wtf does zoe look like on you're fired?

maggie thatcher meets princess leia meets cyndi lauper

Regards

C

No.

Regards

C

ha, yeh. Spot on. Redic outfit

How rude!

Regards,

Bo

I think she must have got fashion sense cancer as well.

Regards

A

bollock wife just punched me in my broken rib...we are still to go in the boardroom as we paused it on sky plus whilst i washed up....we just seen who won  and totally ruined it...ffs

regards

J

ouch. just got a dead arm too. time to fess up...the wife was washing up

retards

J

borderline at best but better than this


regards

g

Dd she say stupid pitch or bitch?

Regards

G

Surprised it's taken until page 27 for someone to do this typo.

Regards

A

+ 3

Regards,

CB

oops sry

Regards,

Am

Obviously we can all now tell he wins this easily

Did you see Cyndi Lauper on The One Show today? That chick has had a couple of rough decades

Regards

T

5 people in a Metro station know everything about a product while 10 people eating biscuits know nothing.  Melody makes me want to chew my toes off.

Regards

t

Sans roleplay I think they would have sold something and for that reason Melodious should have got the finger.

Asda obv just purchased for a bit of extra airtime - ffs, chocolate...on a flapjack... , in a girls dormitory [   ] unique. Nice prickle packaging though, where pringle meets biccie

Helen will fall down at the last hurdle as she aint no entrepeneur - competent corporate but can't see her having the drive and innovation as a biz partner. Ergo, wide eyed Tom will win..you read it here first

Regards

n

Is it me or is Helen the most unmemorable person on the show? All the others have got some sort of personality to them which I can identify. Helen... nothing.

Regards

C

Because we haven't seen her on the losing side or in the boardroom yet.  Those moments are the ones that really stick in the mind.  Lee McQueen was never in the boardroom and he didn't come into his own until the interview stage IMO.

From the promo for next week I think we're going to see the tipping point for Helen.

Regards

t

Dear Josedinho,

You seem to have forgotten to leave your regards,

I shall consider this an oversight on your behalf, one which you shall be expected to rectify in future posts, in keeping with the etiquette on this thread.

Regards,

T5

That Karen Brady winds me up. Last week, ooh it was all about the pitch. Helen Helen Helen. Singled her out in the boardroom for her stirling pitching.

This week, because it was Jim hero Jim that did the "go big or go home" wizard shit and shifted 800,000 units. Karen then says on the 'You're Fired' show that it had nothing to do with the pitch but the product was so fantastic that they sold themselves.

Needs a slap. I think Sugar's on to her though, and just pretends to take her counsel for the sake of the format.


edit, Regards

T

Agree with the tank here. The other person who pissed me off on these type shows was the woman dragon  from red letter days who went busy with people's monies for packages they had purchased. She was still giving advice to potential investors.

And that James Kahn/Cann fucking over my mate Sharon Wright really pissed me off too. Pleased karma dealt him a good dose with his baby buying scandal

She's a woman. What does she know about business?

Oh and two weeks on, father of 4 here. I still do not understand why you would want a car seat that doubles as a rucksack

regards

G

Regards

J

For my previous post. Keep forgetting

Yeah, I mind that bint. She never used to invest in anything. My theory was she needed her money to make rent or something.

Watched it last night and me and the Missus reckon he may too.  If he ever does get "it" Tom would be a great partner.  Some of his ideas in this series have been top class.  Biscuit in a biscuit? Genius, top marks Tom.

Regards

G

Biscuit in a biscuit, for people who actually want 2 biscuits but want to pretend they're being healthy. Would have sold billions with marketing like that...

Regards,

Bo

I reckon emergency biscuits woulda been a winner.

Advert could be a montage of various shots. Someone running into a burning building to retrieve a packet of emergeny before running back out again and distributing them to people sitting at a safe distance and all wrapped in blankets. A woman sitting on a toilet looking at a cross on a stick, and going for the biccys in the next shot. Then of course there's the Queen arriving at the front door (as filmed by the people who do the 'name this guy' round on Question of Sport)

Pretty sure Jim can cover that one out of his advertising budget.

What is wrong with you guys, why aren't you passing on your regards!  Making a mockery of this thread.

Regards

S

Vote! People who don't leave regards...

1) Delete their posts

2) Delete their posts and give them a cooler

3) Don't do anything

Regards

C

three strikes rule imo. 

delete non regards posts to start, repeat offenders to be sin binned.

Regards

S

4) life ban from blonde

Regards

C

Don't talk silly Claw75.

Everybody makes mistakes.

Regards

S

Sigh you edited super quick.

Regards

S

lol wot?

Caught again

Regards

S

no you're right, i actually did forget to send my regards that time.  unlike the first time where you're obv just trying to set me up for a life ban.

Regards

C

at least delete the posts. I don't really care if people are banned for it or not as long as I don't have to read their rudeness. it spoils the thread for everyone

regards

g

the people not passing on their regards here are the same ones lying about their age in the other official thread.  clearly bad apples that need sorting out.

Regards

C

It sounds like people are in agreement that people who don't leave their regards should have their posts deleted. Thus it is so.

Claw is lucky not to be banned.

Regards

C

Regards

t

EVIDENCE A


EVIDENCE B


People who refuse to observe the thread etiquette of different letters per regards should also be considered for bans. How are we to know who is the real C?

Please refer to evidence a and evidence b as quoted above.

Regards,

T5

Agree T5. Ch needs to learn his place imo

Regards

C

Concurred.

Ban Pls.

Regards,

T5

Charles comes before Claire alphabetically.

Cf comes before Claw75 alphabetically.

Therefore I have rights to the letter

Regards

C

Rules are first come first served and Claw posted first so she gets C. Do you think I'd carry on using Bo if there was a way around it?

Regards,

Bo

Who is B, Bo ? There may be a workaround to claim B if B is no longer posting - maybe have a word with M. Dont ask Cf as he is rubbish with rules

Regards

n

you used that exact same argument on page 4, lost and accepted your fate. don't start kicking up a fuss about it again now

regards

g

Ah yes I remember. I started using the ♂ symbol. I'll do that. I think it only fair Claw does so too though.

Regards

C♂

wtf? why are you not getting this? you have to use different sigs, if she uses it too we'll still have the same problem

regards

g

She uses ♀ ldo

Regards

C♂

Dragging this thread back on track, I read yesterday that the interview stage will be four handed and will be the final to represent how different the prize is.  So no 'return of the idiots' episode.

That makes me sad.

Regards

t

Probably as in the past, the 2 final candidates have worked for Sugar for a few months within his company whereas this time that would be pointless.

Regards

L

Greetings All

Flip It

The teams are each given a pallet-load of wholesale goods - from nodding dogs and pressure washers to duvet sets and sunglasses - and have to find out which products sell best, re-investing in those items for a day of peddling around London. There follows a frantic day of rushing round street markets, offices and door-to-door - but with some selling high-price goods to East End pound shops and others trying to palm tacky products off in high-class areas, it becomes clear that not all the hopefuls have grasped the basic idea.

Regards

M

GTFO - no one else  has had to change their sig because someone else wanted the same letter.

Regards

C

Sheep quiz ended just on time for this.

Bring it on!

Regards

C (i can't work out how to do the symbol on my laptop)

just c+p from your earlier post, obv.

Regards

C

Jedi Jim out-Jedied in his first umbrella sale.

Regards

A

Is there a task that isn't suited to Susan being PM?

regards

G

Melody to go imo.

Regards

C (malesymbol)

P.S. Go Helen for saying bad team leader!!

Ha ha ha Helen. Take that

Regards

G

GG mad prof

regards

G

no one about today? Would be funny if Helen got the boot.Still think she's million to win

regards

G

Melody to go!

Thought that fine was a bit arbitary and out of order. Woudl be crying fixed if they lost. They did the take. Let the figures speak.

Regards

C (malesymbol)

You didn't finish your dinner so you can't have any dessert.

Probably think Melody's song will end tonight.

Regards

A

This team's effort was a nodding dog's dinner.

Regards

A

Next week's task is a toughie - the teams have to sell advertising for the News of the World.

Regards

A

STFU Melody. My ears can't take much more.

Regards

C (malesymbol)

Helen is a failure.

Jim is a success.

Regards

t

easiest firing ever. no way he could get rid of either of the other 2 and melody was terribad

just need to lose natasha next week and we've an incred lineup for the interviews

regards

g

likes this

Regards

S

Thought this as well, literally just says the same thing every week.

+1 to Natasha going, absolutely luckboxed her way to 5th imo.

Regards

Mo

Sorry everyone.

why hasn't mond's post been deleted? do we need to click the report to moderator button?

regards

g

ooh, he sneakily fixed it before it was spotted

regards

g

I don't think i've ever used that button.  I'm going to start now.

Regards

C

Natasha was clueless, Jim bailed the team out big time

Aside from Natasha, the final five look good. She is such a blagger.

Lord S's major soft spot for Tom versus the organiser vs the blarney stone versus the little kid

Regards

T

I didn't even no it was there, give Celtic some work to do.

Regards

Mo

I think Tom is good. He's been on the losing team a lot but I've never seen how he's responsible for the losses. He wasn't the strongest PM in the world. I think that might count against him.

Regards

C (malesymbol)

 ;iagree; ;iagree; ;iagree;


Regards

M

But what does he do? hes out of his comfort zone and should of gone when PM!

Regards,

CB

If Lord S invests £250K with him he might actually listen to him as he has proved to be right oftentimes. The ego trippers tend not to listen to him as understandably they are out to look good themselves.

Hopefully Natasha will go next week as she is truly terrible, and thereafter I think it's between the 2 lads FTW.

Regards

n

Natasha is awesome. How dare anyone say otherwise.

Regards

C♂

wish you'd forgotten to pass on your regards so someone could delete that utter tosh

regards

g