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Title: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 24, 2011, 10:17:16 PM
15 minutes in and it's going to be incred.

If your not watching this you should be.




Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: ChipRich on May 24, 2011, 10:21:06 PM
lol, not watching. Will d/l later.

Prob wont be anywhere near as good as Jersey Shore, but will b com to watch prob.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 24, 2011, 10:26:33 PM
lol, not watching. Will d/l later.

Prob wont be anywhere near as good as Jersey Shore, but will b com to watch prob.

It's so funny!! Geordies crack me up!!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on May 24, 2011, 10:41:53 PM
Bwaaahhhhhhhhhh!

[ ] rays gonna love it!

Probs not gonna miss an episode thou!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: mondatoo on May 24, 2011, 10:43:46 PM
Bwaaahhhhhhhhhh!

[ ] rays gonna love it!

Probs not gonna miss an episode thou!

Sure plan on watching a minute of it.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 24, 2011, 10:55:23 PM
Monda are you oot in ncasle every week necking on with birds?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: mondatoo on May 24, 2011, 10:56:18 PM
Monda are you oot in ncasle every week necking on with birds?

Nope.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Josedinho on May 24, 2011, 10:56:18 PM
Monda have you ever seen Snakers on a night out and given him the sly tap tap?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on May 24, 2011, 10:56:38 PM
complete and utter twadle

[  ] representative of nctle

[ x ] wannabes managed to get on tele

[ x ] still gonna watch it


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: mondatoo on May 24, 2011, 10:59:58 PM
Monda have you ever seen Snakers on a night out and given him the sly tap tap?

No idea who that is or what the the sly tap tap is.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on May 24, 2011, 11:06:06 PM
rays version of the old sly tap tap   :D

(http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo151/outragous76/raywithclub.jpg)


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 24, 2011, 11:10:01 PM
Monda have you ever seen Snakers on a night out and given him the sly tap tap?

No idea who that is or what the the sly tap tap is.

Gutted your not watching monda.

It's trashy but brilliant.

To summerise today's show.

Group gather
Get pissed
Lass with bf gets tits out
Lass with bf necks on with smooth talking fellow
Lass with bf not shy to give out a bj on tv
They go to the gym
Get pissed again
Have a big fight.

What's not to like?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: TommyD on May 24, 2011, 11:32:44 PM
The missus is a Geordie and made me watch it.  I'm still getting over it.  Having the subtitles in Geordie was a master stroke.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on May 24, 2011, 11:41:00 PM
The missus is a Geordie and made me watch it.  I'm still getting over it.  Having the subtitles in Geordie was a master stroke.

i lold hard at the subtitles - especially "wannu"

im married to a geordie and I once couldnt hear here - so she shouts "are ye corned beef?"

geordie rhyming slang for .................... "deef"

i laughed for about an hour


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: buzzharvey22 on May 25, 2011, 07:04:06 AM
lol comical

my family are 100% geordie

every bloke in my family spends an hour a day on a sunbed [ ]


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on May 25, 2011, 12:19:52 PM
Can't wait to get in and watch this. massive Jersey Shore fan (next season of which is supposed to be set in Italy) set it to record on Sky+ only another 7hrs til i am in from work... sigh. Heard an interview with some of the guys from it on the radio and they sounded thick as anything. gonna be great.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 25, 2011, 02:30:44 PM
Getting mortal, neckin on... Tap tap


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: JaffaCake on May 25, 2011, 04:19:34 PM
Just watched this, didn't make me as angry as I thought (when the opening scene was some orange bloke saying 'a proper Geordie can take the pain' as he got his eye brows waxed).

Subtitles were proper lol, like reading sid the sexist. Freddie Shepherd was right tho, all Geordie birds are dogs.

Can't wait til next time I go home and see the lads to get some tap tappin going on


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on May 25, 2011, 05:04:14 PM
amazing


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on May 26, 2011, 09:01:30 AM
Caught up on this last night! Complete trash tv and i loved it.

That Greg seems like the only normal geezer in there, was good to see him jump in and dish out punches off the bat to help his matey.

The girls are sheer filth. The fridge contents looked amazing! Looking forward to next week


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Acidmouse on May 26, 2011, 10:10:31 AM
All the women look the same, I can't tell the difference.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: TheChipPrince on May 26, 2011, 10:50:40 AM
#tashinwiththebirdslike

:D


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on May 26, 2011, 11:05:04 AM
Wouldn't mind tashinon with the two in the middle, Vicky and Claire? not 100% the side ones are a mess. obv would still get it if i had been on the newcie brownes tho...

That chick puking on the first night looked like she had pissed herself as well. the tramp.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2lc-7j5XM7A/Tbg5jkx6sHI/AAAAAAAAGpQ/nPh3Rr4y2y4/s1600/GeordieSHORE.jpg)


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: AndrewT on May 26, 2011, 12:54:57 PM
Here's the guy in the stripy T-shirt in an earlier film role alongside Michael Keaton.

(http://filmsack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/982006_0914_beetlejuice294.jpeg)


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: titaniumbean on May 26, 2011, 03:04:55 PM
After reading some reviews I couldn't help but have a watch.

This show is gold in so far as them putting sub titles in geordie.


What amazes me is that this isn't some Onion/Private Eye parody, these goons actually think behaviour like this is acceptable/desired?!


Imo just put down anyone who tries to get on this, the only way is essex and any other reality scumbag tv. They are all hideous wastes of space.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Josedinho on May 26, 2011, 03:55:12 PM
The man that started it all......

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU0-fmKI0lU


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: LeKnave on May 26, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
price that the guy doing wanker signs was actually monda?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 26, 2011, 09:31:05 PM
Imo just put down anyone who tries to get on this, the only way is essex and any other reality scumbag tv. They are all hideous wastes of space.

what?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: titaniumbean on May 26, 2011, 11:40:08 PM
Imo just put down anyone who tries to get on this, the only way is essex and any other reality scumbag tv. They are all hideous wastes of space.

what?

ronseal



Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: buzzharvey22 on May 27, 2011, 04:44:55 AM
iv never actualy heard the phrase "tashing on" before


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: jizzemm on May 27, 2011, 02:09:01 PM
Caught up with this last night, abs trash comedy..

SKY+ done


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on May 27, 2011, 03:58:13 PM
Imo just put down anyone who tries to get on this, the only way is essex and any other reality scumbag tv. They are all hideous wastes of space.

what?

ronseal



titbean is obv more of a 'the sloaney way is Chelsea' kinda guy.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: pleno1 on May 27, 2011, 05:14:19 PM
just watched this. WOW


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: thediceman on May 27, 2011, 05:20:47 PM
One TV critic described this show as "a group of fat women sharing a house with stupid guys with big muscle's". He did go on to say it was strangely compulsive viewing but he did feel dirty for enjoying it.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: cambridgealex on May 27, 2011, 06:28:22 PM
just watched this. WOW

SO GOOOOOOOD!!!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: rossfourfive on May 27, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
Also watched this last night - it's on Sky Anytime for those who missed first ep.

Not as good as Jersey but still hilarious.

Personal fav moment was in the introductions bit when one of them came out with, 'pretty much my full time job is smashin birds like'.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Claw75 on May 27, 2011, 07:14:14 PM
I would consider watching this if sovietsong had deemed it good enough to warrant an official thread


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 27, 2011, 09:27:49 PM
I would consider watching this if sovietsong had deemed it good enough to warrant an official thread

Claw75, you should start a thread or two instead of trawling the super fun threads I start ripping them to pieces.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: toddswain on May 28, 2011, 03:01:30 AM
Just caught up, hooked


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: bhoywonder on May 28, 2011, 10:17:17 AM
What channel is this on?..


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: redsimon on May 28, 2011, 10:42:08 AM
What channel is this on?..

MTV


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: thetank on May 28, 2011, 12:51:54 PM

 'pretty much my full time job is smashin birds like'.


Awesome.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 28, 2011, 04:23:09 PM

 'pretty much my full time job is smashin birds like'.


Awesome.

I should have a degree in shagging birds


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: redarmi on May 29, 2011, 12:42:17 AM
I have avoided this having had to put up with literally hours of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious etc but just caught the backend of this and have to say it gave me more belly laughs in 5 minutes than anything I have seen in ages.  What is with the Sonia Jackson lookalike though???


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: mondatoo on May 29, 2011, 04:29:34 AM
Real Geordies get pissed, leave a gig at the interval to watch the football, go clubbing and come home to listen to Amy Mcdonald, ldo

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huMThY0mCiA


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: bhoywonder on May 29, 2011, 02:05:35 PM
Ok..anyone know if this is on virgin catch up..?..


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: HP on May 29, 2011, 03:32:17 PM
love this show!!!!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on May 29, 2011, 03:58:18 PM
My wife was chatting to the girls from the show in a bar on Friday.

#pleasedontbeontv


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Longines on May 29, 2011, 05:46:28 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13581236

MTV's Geordie Shore upsets locals


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: cambridgealex on May 31, 2011, 04:23:09 AM
whens the next episode pls? i havent missed #2 have i?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 31, 2011, 06:55:22 AM
Tonight at 10pm


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: jizzemm on May 31, 2011, 07:41:23 AM
Real Geordies get pissed, leave a gig at the interval to watch the football, go clubbing and come home to listen to Amy Mcdonald, ldo

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huMThY0mCiA

thank you thank you thank you


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: pleno1 on May 31, 2011, 03:06:52 PM
no more sleeps!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: LeedsRhodesy on May 31, 2011, 05:16:31 PM
Ok..anyone know if this is on virgin catch up..?..

http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/geordie-shore


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on May 31, 2011, 05:17:24 PM
4hrs 40 mins. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 31, 2011, 07:41:10 PM
2hrs 20mins


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: craigbetts on May 31, 2011, 09:58:13 PM
In the words of Bruce Buffer... Its time!!!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 31, 2011, 10:05:41 PM
"he's put a bird in hospital with that"

haha classic.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: craigbetts on May 31, 2011, 10:06:49 PM
"he's put a bird in hospital with that"

haha classic.

Apparently theres a massive co*k in the house!!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 31, 2011, 10:18:53 PM
"he's put a bird in hospital with that"

haha classic.

Apparently theres a massive co*k in the house!!

at least 3 imo


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 31, 2011, 10:30:16 PM
hoovered the kitchen... standard.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 31, 2011, 10:38:17 PM
true colours starting to shine through... girls showing themselves up imo


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Solaris on May 31, 2011, 10:45:00 PM
hoovered the kitchen... standard.

Flat mate of mine did that. He's a fucking idiot.

Also once said as I was unscrewing a lightbulb, "you're good at that aren't you?" as though there was some semblance of skill involved.

I hope Gaz dies. Annoying little runt who loves himself too much.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on May 31, 2011, 10:49:30 PM
Holly is horrible.  She makes me feel a little sick. 

I hope her bf doesnt go on the telly or the poor lad will never live it down.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on May 31, 2011, 10:57:52 PM
"dan" should never admit to even knowing that whore


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Josedinho on May 31, 2011, 11:15:00 PM
Bit of a let down this week ar reckon.

Last weeks party > This weeks dinner date
Lads fight > Girls fight
Hollys level of cheating last week > Hollys level of cheating this week
Drama over losing their place in the house when odds were 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/1
Jay and Vicky is so boring and it's only week 2. Ronnie and Sam dragged it out for a couple of seasons!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: mondatoo on May 31, 2011, 11:28:38 PM
Real Geordies get pissed, leave a gig at the interval to watch the football, go clubbing and come home to listen to Amy Mcdonald, ldo

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huMThY0mCiA

thank you thank you thank you

Haha.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: TommyD on June 01, 2011, 08:41:50 AM
Yes while this episode was a bit of a disappointment it did have the line of the season so far.

Sophie (in reference to her own sexual prowess):  'He's going to remember my name by the end of this night.'

Everyone's gotta have a dream.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on June 01, 2011, 08:44:24 AM
Agree, bit of a tez ep, my fav line something along the lines of " if he brings a girl back i might be sick in me awn moof, i might evens poo miself, mebbies both"


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Claw75 on June 01, 2011, 09:06:51 AM
Half-watched last night and sov filled me in on some of the background i'd missed. Made me feel like a right old prude!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on June 01, 2011, 11:49:27 AM
jersey shore starts again soon wooooo

hurry mtv and put it online!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on June 01, 2011, 04:47:19 PM
Pretty sure there is a Jersey Shore thread but i can't find it. Any ways NEWS just in: Snooki has a crash with cop car in Italy.

http://www.selkirkweekendadvertiser.co.uk/news/showbiz/police_revoke_snooki_s_license_1_1654107 (http://www.selkirkweekendadvertiser.co.uk/news/showbiz/police_revoke_snooki_s_license_1_1654107)

Saw pics that Sammi is back!? that bitch is Kurayyyzeeeee



Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 07, 2011, 05:36:01 PM
Hopefully tonights show will be as good as the first !!

I canee wait!!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on June 07, 2011, 07:22:03 PM
Somehow i went through the whole day not even thinking that this was on tonight!! biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 07, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
Somehow i went through the whole day not even thinking that this was on tonight!! biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink.

I love that feeling!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Linux on June 07, 2011, 08:31:18 PM
Hopefully tonights show will be as good as the first !!

I canee wait!!

tap tap


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 07, 2011, 10:00:19 PM
Hopefully tonights show will be as good as the first !!

I canee wait!!

tap tap

tap tap indeed!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 07, 2011, 10:11:17 PM
i really dislike holly.  she is such a moron.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on June 07, 2011, 11:40:02 PM
i think this is terrible the american version is alot better


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Acidmouse on June 07, 2011, 11:45:06 PM
It's Shit. Same crap each episode, made in Chelsea millions times better.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: cambridgealex on June 08, 2011, 06:27:00 AM
missed it, link to ep 3?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: craigbetts on June 08, 2011, 07:21:30 AM
I am declaring myself out. The people on this programme are low, real low (apart from Greg).


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: buzzharvey22 on June 08, 2011, 07:49:43 AM
"no-one can be that bi-polar, unless they are kerry fucking katona"

epic

i love this show


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Drain Alien on June 08, 2011, 11:22:15 AM
i really dislike holly.  she is such a moron.

She's gone!!!!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on June 08, 2011, 04:48:20 PM
the show is teez


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 08, 2011, 05:01:55 PM
the show is teez

pls stop posting on this thread.  this is for love not hate.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Girgy85 on June 08, 2011, 05:05:22 PM
I'd tache on with any ov em.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 08, 2011, 05:56:29 PM
I'd tache on with any ov em.

Charlotte might be out mate, she only necks on with lads that have six packs...


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on June 08, 2011, 06:01:25 PM
I'd tache on with any ov em.

Charlotte might be out mate, she only necks on with lads that have six packs...

meh 6 pack!

Girgys got a fucking barrel!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: GreekStein on June 08, 2011, 06:25:35 PM
Has holly rly gone though?

Hope so but doubt it.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: HP on June 08, 2011, 09:54:49 PM
any way to watch this online other than downloading off itunes? Need to get my geordiekicks, not been home for a pretty long while!
cheers!x


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on June 08, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
i watch it off the mtv website but its kinda annoying cos they are like 2-4 min clips



Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: HP on June 08, 2011, 10:03:06 PM
i watch it off the mtv website but its kinda annoying cos they are like 2-4 min clips



yeh i got that but its not the whole thing its just clips of parts of it. thanks tho!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on June 08, 2011, 10:11:19 PM
i watch it off the mtv website but its kinda annoying cos they are like 2-4 min clips



yeh i got that but its not the whole thing its just clips of parts of it. thanks tho!

http://www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/Geordie-Shore_25766/season_1/episode_1/

didnt know mtv was small cuts on mtv only watched first and abit of 2nd show but its on here full


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: HP on June 08, 2011, 10:39:40 PM
i watch it off the mtv website but its kinda annoying cos they are like 2-4 min clips



yeh i got that but its not the whole thing its just clips of parts of it. thanks tho!

http://www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/Geordie-Shore_25766/season_1/episode_1/

didnt know mtv was small cuts on mtv only watched first and abit of 2nd show but its on here full


cheers!  :)


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 14, 2011, 09:33:42 PM
27 MINS TO GO!

Almost the highlight of the TV week!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: gatso on June 14, 2011, 10:50:46 PM
I recognise most of the words but still have no idea what anyone's saying


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on June 14, 2011, 10:53:11 PM
Hey sov, ye gannin be hittin tha beds next week?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 14, 2011, 10:55:59 PM
Hey sov, ye gannin be hittin tha beds next week?

nay bother*


* i think this means yes


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: cambridgealex on June 15, 2011, 02:11:44 AM
link for ep 4 please? thanks


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on June 15, 2011, 04:30:15 PM
link for ep 4 please? thanks
http://www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/Geordie-Shore_25766/season_1/episode_4/

thanks for reminding me its on

also with subtitles (Y)

he decided to switch it off part way through :(


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: cambridgealex on June 16, 2011, 04:24:18 AM
"I did have a soft spot for Gaz, it was more like a flame, but Gaz has a pissed on that flame, the wind has blown the ashes away, and now, frankly, I could not give a flying fuck!"

brilliant stuff. 


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 21, 2011, 10:54:02 PM
another superb show tonight!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on June 22, 2011, 09:13:53 AM
another superb show tonight!

agreed, think they got back on the horse this week. Enjoyed it. Think Charlotte is pure comedy.

From the next episode preview looks like it is last in the season next week!?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Josedinho on June 22, 2011, 09:25:17 AM
Had given up on this but might need to watch last nights episode.

What are people's thoughts on Mersey Shore? More or less frightening then Geordie Shore?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: pleno1 on June 22, 2011, 09:28:20 AM
omg the girl that was called a "minger" was the girl that Girgy was going to go on  a date with. so incred.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: coolhands7 on June 22, 2011, 02:40:51 PM
This show is great imo!!
Looks like next week could be the last episode . . . . . wtf am i gonna watch at 10pm on a tuesday now ffs!



Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Girgy85 on June 22, 2011, 07:10:08 PM
omg the girl that was called a "minger" was the girl that Girgy was going to go on  a date with. so incred.

SIGH :(


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on June 28, 2011, 10:03:09 PM
Why ayeeeee!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 28, 2011, 10:06:45 PM
cant believe that Holly and her partner have split...


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 28, 2011, 10:09:13 PM
'I've never been to the dogs before, I thought it was like Ascot'


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Solaris on June 28, 2011, 10:18:57 PM
I fucking hate Sophie. Shut the hell up you stupid twunt.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 28, 2011, 10:24:30 PM
Pls rank the Geordie Shore team.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on June 28, 2011, 10:28:52 PM
I think Jay has his own special sign language!

Or he has to pump his chest up to talk by flappin his arms


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 28, 2011, 10:38:20 PM
I think Jay has his own special sign language!

Or he has to pump his chest up to talk by flappin his arms

I love him giving it all the arms.

Tonights show has prob been the best one so far.



Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Solaris on June 28, 2011, 10:40:14 PM
How could she spit on him.  :D

Can't think of anything much worse you could do to a person.

This is easily the best episode.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on June 28, 2011, 10:50:14 PM
Bangers rights! Lol


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 28, 2011, 10:58:15 PM
Vicky's got more faces than guess who


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on June 28, 2011, 11:00:00 PM
Staking thread required to get sov song to magaluf so he can tash-on in the special!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on June 28, 2011, 11:05:36 PM
Staking thread required to get sov song to magaluf so he can tash-on in the special!

I would only stand a chance with that horrible fat one... let me check at work to see if I can sort the time off.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: buzzharvey22 on June 29, 2011, 01:54:39 AM
bangers rights was class lol

so sad to see this finish

wouldnt want to fight with vicky, absolute physco


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Horneris on June 29, 2011, 01:56:57 AM
I really like Charlotte, shes hilarious.

James coming more into his own too, pretty comedic.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: maccol on June 30, 2011, 01:26:28 AM
Irish version now in production.
Will be screened as Toby Shore.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on June 30, 2011, 08:37:06 AM
The said something at the end about watch out for a Shaggaluf special. That could be pretty good.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: redsimon on July 01, 2011, 11:13:36 AM
According to my V+ its on next week. Is that a repeat?


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on July 01, 2011, 11:33:32 AM
According to my V+ its on next week. Is that a repeat?

Thats the reunion show. Get em in a studio and find out what went on behind the scenes etc.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: MrsHopkino on August 02, 2011, 08:39:36 AM
Really looking forward to this.... though it doesn't beat Jersey Shore & the grenades!!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on August 23, 2011, 10:01:37 PM
Just watching magaluf madness now. Completely forgot about this!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: sovietsong on August 23, 2011, 10:34:42 PM
Just watching magaluf madness now. Completely forgot about this!

sigh also forgot innit.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: ChipRich on August 24, 2011, 01:50:48 AM
was incred.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on August 24, 2011, 09:20:32 AM
was incred.

Agreed! Jay and Gaz are killing it out there. The girls acted like right pricks. Charlotte is still com tho.

Buzzing as i thought it was a one episode special, can't wait for next week.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: toddswain on August 24, 2011, 01:08:17 PM
was incred.

This, although I wish Greg and James would step it up


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: TommyD on August 24, 2011, 06:16:31 PM
Meh, thought the lads were a bit out of order kicking up fuss when the girls brought back those blokes, even if they did look like extras from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet.

Kinda hope Gaz gets his heart broken by the random blonde just for the lolz.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: GreekStein on August 25, 2011, 04:15:35 AM
Wouldn't mind being gary even if he is a bit of a tit.

That blonde was incred.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on February 01, 2012, 10:12:05 AM
New series started last night. Series linked it. Haven't watched it yet. Anyone watch first ep? Hoping for incred things! Wonder if that slosh bag from boro will be name dropping Corcozza.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: buzzharvey22 on February 01, 2012, 10:13:36 AM
New series started last night. Series linked it. Haven't watched it yet. Anyone watch first ep? Hoping for incred things! Wonder if that slosh bag from boro will be name dropping Corcozza.

was class

epic line "can i spoon ya?" "ya can fuck off"


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on February 01, 2012, 09:03:57 PM
New series started last night. Series linked it. Haven't watched it yet. Anyone watch first ep? Hoping for incred things! Wonder if that slosh bag from boro will be name dropping Corcozza.

was class

epic line "can i spoon ya?" "ya can fuck off"

Haha, was class. If i was him i wudda just smashed her.

"She's wetter than an otters pocket" and " you are a DC, thats my short version for daft c*nt" were the other lines i liked. That bird getting a tan was a horror show.

Looking forward to the fight ep. From what i could gather it looked like Gaz and Jay. Only one person winning that one!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on February 01, 2012, 11:00:57 PM
so much better this series already


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Acidmouse on February 01, 2012, 11:06:21 PM
tried to sleep but our lass was watching it, lol mental stuff.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: cambridgealex on February 02, 2012, 12:30:37 AM
link please anyone?

love the geordie shore :)


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on February 02, 2012, 12:33:06 AM
link please anyone?

love the geordie shore :)
http://www.tv-links.eu/tv-shows/Geordie-Shore_25766/


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: MahoganyVic on February 03, 2012, 10:36:36 AM
Amazing how much decent fanny Gaz gets. Relentless :(


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: TheChipPrince on February 03, 2012, 10:43:19 AM
Awesome, not other word for it.

Jay to be fair looks like he abso launches Gaz, fair play.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on February 03, 2012, 12:37:24 PM
i want to like it but its so set up i find it pathetic

its just shouting


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: buzzharvey22 on February 03, 2012, 01:30:39 PM
i have absolutly no idea how vicky found a boyfriend after the way she acted in the first series, absolute phsyco

i definatly think james is gay, dont think hes banged yet even though he talks about it 24/7, he's a lot more feminine than the rest, and when holly was on a plate he said no. i actualy think holly is pretty fit fwiw!!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on February 03, 2012, 03:18:25 PM
I think James is gay, but it's got nothing to do with him not banging holly!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on February 03, 2012, 03:20:27 PM
Lol just notice gregg wasn't even there

Also that new girl is super ugly but good body


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: Acidmouse on February 24, 2012, 06:25:34 PM
wow this show gets better and better, couldnt stop laughing this week. Big lass sneaking into lads bed whens hes pissed to shag him...so much better then Jersey shore that went 1-2 series too long.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: ChipRich on February 24, 2012, 06:29:29 PM
yeah, last weeks was so good.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on February 27, 2012, 04:38:36 PM
"spooning with becca is never gonna lead to forking"

A++


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on June 12, 2012, 07:57:46 AM
New series 26th June. wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, In Cancun baby.

One of the quotes, think it was from Jack Whitehall = "makes TOWIE look like Downtown Abbey"

Can't wait.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on June 28, 2012, 04:04:33 PM
Am I the only person watching this?? I'm still loving it.

Gaz is still a beast with the girls and James is becoming pretty com. 'Mexi Comb over'

Jay is a proper gayer now and why did Sticky and Dicky even bother going, so boring?

Cancun Chris possibly the biggest dick ever. I would drink his tequila and fill it up with some cheap shit.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: outragous76 on June 28, 2012, 04:55:04 PM
Will watch when I get chance


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: yorgk on June 28, 2012, 04:58:29 PM
I like it!


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: buzzharvey22 on June 29, 2012, 04:27:48 PM
i watched it on tuesday and had to watch it again on wednesday, so funny.

glad that ricky, vicky and jay have kinda taken a back step from being the main people, they were all the most boring i thought. jay's tattoo is a disgrace, hes been with her about 2 months.

im getting a mexicombover very soon


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: millidonk on November 02, 2012, 12:10:45 PM
New season starts next week. Wiiiiiiiiiii. Charlotte has a bf now. Gonna be carnage.

On a side note anyone watch the Valleys? finished this week. Made GS look like songs of praise.


Title: Re: Geordie Shore *** UNOFFICIAL THREAD ***
Post by: paulhouk03 on November 02, 2012, 12:16:09 PM
New season starts next week. Wiiiiiiiiiii. Charlotte has a bf now. Gonna be carnage.

On a side note anyone watch the Valleys? finished this week. Made GS look like songs of praise.

god i hate latysha

com show