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Paul "ActionJack" Jackson has offered to help out at the blonde Bash, & he asked to play the comp on the Saturday, (which is currently full, extra space being sought), though there will be plenty of seats available in the Sunday "Open to all" comp.

We made him aware of the situation, he is currently a reserve for our Saturday Comp. But he said he was keen to attend with or without a seat in our Saturday event, & would be happy to help out in any way he can.

So, he will be available for one to one poker tutorials, maybe heads-up challenges against any or all-comers, & perhaps we can set up a Heads-Up challenge between him & Monty Burns, assuming Monty busts out the comp early. And there will be lots of side action, SNG's & stuff.

So if you've got a question for Paul, or want some help with your game, Paul will be there, ready to try & help. I really dont wanna blow any smoke up his butt, but he'a a prety tidy player, he's won a budle online, & was second in the 2005 Poker Million, beaten only by one Phil Ivey. If you are really nice, he may even kiss you.

Can i send him up the bar for my drinks?

Not advisable. He'll spy some female, & never return. Chii was at Walsall on Sunday, she busted out early, so did Paul. Took him about 3 seconds before he was on the case......

It's a nice case too, very stylish with places to put everything

Actually the valets are much better looking......

WHAT? If Chil see this, ifm is in deep poo. ;hide;

Oops, looking back it does look bad. LOL

Well DC's already in a HU team. If Action Jack can find a team to train him and face our onslaught he may get a HU game.

Let's hope nobody PM's her or brings it to her attention. She's offline right now, can someone remind me tomorrow....? Or I can raise the matter at the weekend..... She's a big fella, & her fella is - I have to be careful how I describe him, Ed Giddens got it wrong on 425 - a "Thai Boxing Exponent".

Start digging ifm.

Just in case of accidental deletion or editing........

I think you guys are going to have a blast at this bash..

I hope this is something that might take place more than once a year. I am gutted i can't be there and meet some of you guys. Hope you all have a great time

Very gutted Bundle.

Ohh, I forgot about that, but I'm just talking about "ad-hoc" challenges, or whatever. If he wants to play in the Heads-Up affair, he has to ask you. Nicely.

How many HU teams are there so far?

Actually DC can't make Sunday so if Paul wants to act as "super sub" on that day it would be great. He could challenge us on Saturday and try to get us to help us win his money back the next day.

Not sure, I will go through the threads tomorrow, I know that there is a deffo girlies team up for a lesson. I think it has been a low response when peeps saw the strength of the team.

If it's a success, we will hold them again, probably every 3 or 6 months, & we do intend to have one in Scotland next - gotta appease the colonial outposts. But I must say, the Mods have worked pretty hard to put the first one together, so we won't be doing them every fortnight.

I'll just claim it was editted within 5 minutes :)

Touche.......

He's DOUBTFUL for Sunday, but I'm still working on him.......HE want to be at blonde Bash on Sunday too, & he's trying to get his head round how to handle it. Ohh to be in demand, eh?

One other thing, will there be any SNG's or HU matches on Sunday?

Hope so, either at the casino in the hotel(s)

We want to leave things "loose" & informal, but the idea is, whatever you want, we will try & organise. We have the Quiz booked for Sunday, but yes, any "side action" including Lap Dancing Clubs, which Iron is in charge of, will be accommodated.

thought i would add my 2 pence worth.  IFM  :cheers: i wont buy you a drink now.
Red, i didnt think i had any space for any luggage on Sunday, and as for ActionJack wow!  What a talker, i must say that when he talked, i listened! I seriously got an education on internet poker and tournament poker.  I seriously advise anyone if they get a chance on Sat/Sun to get some tips or HU action.  It would be SERIOUSLY worth it!

Now i am going to get some much needed sleep before back to REAL work tomorrow AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

It wasn't me honest, someone edited my message.
I need a lawyer, i was framed.

where's a good lawyer when you want one?

No such thing..........oxymoron  ;ifm;

Hehe. I'll introduce you on Saturday. She's a terrific girl, straight as a die, very honest. Greek, though - well, worse - a Greek Scouser.

Is that your defence?

Let me produce Exhibit 1:





Account number and sort code please




I am so looking forward to Saturday


At your service, no charge


Going back to bed

 gotta appease the colonial outposts.
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 :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard:

ya auld twister, none of that nonsense.

However I do hope the next one is in Scotland as I will be unable to attend this one.

can someone please fill me in regarding and "extra" things planned. I havent been given much info about all this and have been limited in my online time, so ideally can one of the blonde crew arrive really early and tell me what they want laying on so we can accomadate everything as smoothly as possible please


thankyou


see you all saturday (i'm brickin it already lol)

aaaayyyyyyyaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr

I got me a spre bedroom

team ironside is primed and ready to kick butt all five of me

Ironside #2 here

I should forfit my WPT seat in the Bahamas to come to the bash, I know I could make at least $50,000 from the fish tank that will be there 8)

I'm almost tempted to offer you a swap

if the #### 's work

I am actually ready, took this month off from travel and poker, cant wait to kick some ass :D

Just win baby

thanks red, i will print this post and put it on the wall at the hotel, u know i am kind of nuts, I appreciate it

Brian, you are kinda nuts, but if you told me you had decided to grow a foot taller next week, I wouldn't bet against it

English humor, I dont know about it?

Not really humour, it's just that you believe in yourself so much that it's beginning to rub off on me

So if you said "I'm going to grow a foot tallet next week" I would think "Perhaps the nut case really can do it"

You will never convince me about the  7h 4c though

very nice, very nice

American humour, I don't know about it?

The "no 8)" thing made me laugh though

Made me laugh too, but don't encourage him. It'll all end in tears.

DC and Action Jack. I was already looking forward to this, sounds even more appealing now - can't wait.

Bragging rights far more important than anything else here (and the names to faces of course). If DC and PJ play, can we all stick in an extra few quid and put bounties on their heads? Perhaps £5 each and have 5 bounties all at approx £100. Luck of the draw if they are on your table. Tikay would be another obvious for one of the bounties and perhaps one of the girls too.

> Dealing the river(2sp)
> langboy wins 19,419.68 with One Pair, Fives
> actionjack has left the tournament in 5th place, winning $1,040

Taken from a L**brokes tourney last week!

How much is that bounty on Paul's head again?

 ;D

Yes, DC, ActionJack, & at least one more "name" which we are waiting for confirmation of.

Bounties? Why not. blonde will put up some bounty money, on DC, ActionJack (if he gets a seat), &, probably, one or 2 others.

No bounties on me please, I plan on busting out early and going to the bar for pies and JD :)

i will be busting out 1 hand after tikay so i get the last longer then heading off to the lap dancing bar followed by all members of the T.L.A.S.

Ok , I will bite... whats the T.L.A.S. ?

The lapdancers appreciation society

Well with your spelling, it could have been anything :D

The Losers Are Scottish?

Tikay
Loves
A
Sailor

or Tikay Loves 'Airy Scotswomen

good thinking batman

I want to put up a bounty for the 1st person that moves all in w/  7c 4c, win or lose ;goodvevil;

Does it have to be suited?

no :)

Don't you start

can i be in a heads op team with chilli

cheeky monkey  ;yellowcard;

 ;)

u have a filthy mind snoopy i was thinking mostly about poker

AJ, fancy setting up a team of 5 to play the hand picked eventual champion HU team?

i've just noticed this site is full of primates  

every thread there is little monkey eating bananas

After the waitress/monte carlo story, I seriously doubt that.

But we can't blame ya.  ;goodvevil;

yes rob sounds a great idea i need to do dave over for him button raising my Big blind in the 888.com and showing some poo after i folded with a smug  grin on his face

i wouls appreciate it if as many blondites as possible could suggest to DC that he had his hair colour changed so that he could look more like a Scandanavian Haddock Muncher .
Thankyou for your co-operation

lol you bad man

As for getting DC, there is a draw for team members to see who they get to play, but, if your team and mine agree, there are errrrr ways. I think rob Yong was thinking of setting up a team with nick Whitten, have a word with him

ok thanks rob

team ironside will taken on anyone in the draw i dont fancy the oppos chances much

I can tell you the result of the draw for the Team Ironside match already

can i introduce my own team into the heads up event and if so who do i inform and when do we have to be there for the match

There will be a draw at about 7.00pm on the Saturday, tell me in advance please. Are they all booked to be at the bash anyway?

the proposed tewam is me Simon Nowab Rob Yong Flushy idf he says yes when i ask him and Chilli ( coz shes hot) if she says yes when i ask her ( no rude comments ty)

Flushy is already taken, sorry

any volunteers to join the heads up team we got me , simon nowab rob yong and chilli , if she is accomodating.
we need one more ( it is 5 people isnt it) . Does anybody want to play with us ?

Cheers for the invite Paul but as Robert says i am in the 'Dream Team' we are called that as its any players dream to play us all day long for as much money as possible!!

NP flushy our team is the "hot women" tem  he tobeone orlkelething  them to be in the team.

wow this dream team is looking easier and easier all the time

so if i can beat fishy,wooley, and mr burns i am in profit and freerolling in the otehr 2 games

my keyboard is pants ill retype that.
our team is the "hot women " team - u have to either be one or like letching at them in order to be a team member

There's confidence for you, not

Iron, savour the hope, the bubble will be burst this weekend.

Blooming heck I qualify for AJs team as well

Just setting them up Robert....

Problem is i want to play Yongsta and Chubbs!!!

so we have 3 at the moment. I have sent a personal message to Chilli and hopefully she will confrim that she is available and interested then we will need just one more.
There must be one blondy surely .

 :hello: Might as well make the most of this weekend , put me down

AJ as a fellow letch can you tell me what is the best quailty Lapdancing club in the area and does it have wheelchair access? cause i will have my winnings from the HU challenge to spend

its been a long time since i was in bham for that depraved kind of activity . I should think Dave the haddock muncher will most certainly be able to advise you more accurately in that area.

So you are down for team Dewi

so that is 5 providing Chilli confirms that she is game .

I am sure he is

If anyone drops out action jack be sure to count me in  ;) :)up

Holy Cow!!!

How does this boy Jackson pull so much crumpet?

I need to get me some new sunglasses or something. 8)

now which category do you fall into foxy?

we have to reconssider the 5th spot now a gagging blonde bird has thrown her panties into the ring so to speak .
Maybe we see who is interested and pick the horniest one to join . Does that seem fair ?

OK you can have Flushy

I could feign injury if required   ;reallyamsorry;

Just remembered Ian "At-it" bradley was showing an interest

in terms of the qualifications for team members we obviously prefer all members to at least endeavour to satisfy all criteria .Obviously for male members big or small this means that they must enjoy leching at hot women but they obviously will have difficulty being a hot women .
Fortunately for the female , and by virtue of their inclusion, hot women members, they must endeavour at all times to at least give the impression that they enjoy leching at other hot women.
Even if they are not naturally that way inclined we feel it should be encouraged in all women , particularly hot ones.

You wish pervert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
 your gonna have to stop having these filthy thoughts of me actionjack its not healthy.

I would be in the first category Robert of course need you have asked lol  ;)

There was no need at all  :D

i agree there was no need at all .
as it happens i do not have any rude thoughts about i see u as a sort of niece , but if i did im sure it would be quite healthy , for me at least .

Does being very big and enjoy letching at hot women satify the criteria

the existing male members of the team prefer prospective male members to , in fact, be as small as possible, so as to diminsh the possibility of feelings of inadequacey among existing male members.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao

Is that a good or bad thing??????????

foxy you want me to protect you from this nasty men?

let me walk you to your room

it depends on what you are wearing

thats the best offer i have had all week  :D :D

 y thankyou kind ironside what a gentleman

I imagine that it wont be the last offer this week.  :D  ;goodvevil;

Alerting all females  there will be a local pervert attending the bash (wont mention any names though AJ) be aware  ;hide;

be careful foxy ill have u for slander.
im from wolverhampton which is NOT local to birmingham

for heads up info see here

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=5446.0

People admit to that?

i am actually from Manchester and happen to live in Wolverhampton as the result of a womens influence some time ago .

i am , in fact, easily influenced and manipulated by women who are either hot or i regard as hot at the time of the attempted manipulation.

Manchester...even worse!!!

a very exclusive club, only 27,345,623 of us in the European Union.

sorry action jack i apollogise  :D

nice to see u tighten up yr lips following the threat of litigation blonde bird  ;tk;

its more to do with the fact she has robertHM as a lawyer and his success rate since joining blonde has been worse than mick mcartheys win rate this season with sunderland

The writ's in the post.

 i just know when ive been told off plus i wanted to let you feel in command until sat then its my turn  :D

dont forget the leather boots for saturday if u gonna be mistress

Oh don't do that to us, please

okay but dont forget the gimp mask and dog collar  :D :D

Nothing wrong with that Jim, firstly blonde forum then second the world - its only a matter of time.......

this thread should be re named   " action jack makes his entrance in gimp mask and dog collar" rotflmfao rotflmfao

LOOOOOOL

i quite enjoy the fact i get to meet other forms of gods creatures, getting bored just talking to my fellow  ;fish;

Rite im off to work now guys nice chatting to you all and see you saturday take care x x x

Well your in the right plaice........

I'll get me coat!!

i did not reaslise the blondites were quite so sexually deviant . Its almost like a dogging forum.
no wonder i am not here all that often , i might get corrupted, I hope you are all (except chilli) going to behave with the proper level of decorum on saturday

What's dogging?

not sure ask Tikay he will know

I can't, he's out at an open air public showing or something  8)

Though not quite eh?  :D

Strangely, nobody has invited me to be part of their Heads-Up Team. How odd. I once won a Heads-Up match.

tikay i would let you in my team if i had one  ;) :)up

I am officially withdrawing from AJ's team to allow Foxy minx in. can't abide seeing a damsel in distress

no dewi you cant do that lol i have just pm action jack saying that i thought you should play instead of me . thank you for the thought anyway and good luck x x

Well I made the effort. so I am now withdrawing my withdrawal and am back in, the things I do for pretty young girls

There is so much in that sentence I want to have a go at but I will refrain, I am not from Wolvehampton after all

the "HOT WOMEN" TEAM HAS NOW BEEN FINALISED AS ME ROB YONG SIMON NOWAB DEWI AND CHILI (PURELY BASED ON POKER ABILITY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WAY SHE LOOKS)  FOXYMINX AND THEROCK ARE RESERVES

team ironside has been debating all night and gottent the choice of captain down to 2 choices but we are split down the middle on who to choose.

Go for the one who has a chance of winning, oh I can see your problem now

Misread? :D

tikay,  me and cupcake might give the heads up a go, if you want to be in our team (  the average age needs bumping up )

Cupcake? CUPCAKE? He's HOPELESS. Utterly hopeless.

Seriously, anyone that wants me can have me. Anyone? Maureen - you there? Anyone there? I can't hear you.......

is that a yes then tikay if so we need one more

Maureen's your man dan, ask her

ask her if shes a man????


nun would you like to be in our heads up team.

it would be me, you, tikay and cupcake please say yes

ive sent her a PM if she accepts our team will be me, tikay, cupcake and the nun

dan I have also PM'd a link to your message so great minds think alike (or fools seldom differ).

I think you will have the nun.

Have you got a name of your team?

i pm'd a link too lol.
a name?? what do you think tikay?

Haven' read the Rest Paul - but if you need someone to letch you know vice boy is your man.....I'd consider making the trip

Happy New Year mate - see you soon

i will get back to you tomorrow with a name robert

FOr now you are "The No Name Team"

I'll pencil in The Nun

You still need a 5th one as well

what for i thought it was 4 per team

i will get one more but im off to bed in a min so i will let you know tomorrow

No probs

You can be our water boy!

Is the offer still on ?.. if so ..I would love to but at the moment it depends on if I can make it . My hotels is still booked , but it is 50/50 if i make it .But please have me there , i am sure if I dont make it there will be plenty of reserves..