Title: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 09, 2011, 10:57:58 AM Looking at having the front of my house block paved for two reasons;
a) Get two cars on b) Less garden = less gardening So this guy comes round last night, does his little measure up. 4' x 6' area with two drain covers to drop and tray He knocked 20% of the 'list' price in return for, agreeing to have the work done in August, having a sign out with his details on for 2 weeks after and keeping the discount a secret. £5980 after the discount Was this a blatant attempt to sodomise me? Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: TightEnd on June 09, 2011, 10:59:37 AM Wow
did you look really gullible? must be able to get much cheaper than that Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Girgy85 on June 09, 2011, 11:03:55 AM I could bring a team down and do it for £3k ;)
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 09, 2011, 11:11:13 AM Yeah I must have done Tighty
Im thinking it should be around the £1500 mark as a good price I could have a go myself for around £600 It would look reet good too (http://sinkholehouse.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/the-neighbors-driveway1.jpg) Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: geordieneil on June 09, 2011, 12:31:32 PM my brother in law is in this game, that price is ridic high
ur size shows 4' x 6' area with two drain covers to drop and tray i assume thats 4ft x 6ft or are u taking real old money in 4 yards by 6 yards. whatever size it should be well under £1500, depending on how much soil needed taking out/concrete broken/skips needed etc etc i've spoke to the brother in law and he says a good guide is roughly £60 m2, plus extra labour mentioned above. so over all look at about £100 m2 shud be about maximum Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: outragous76 on June 09, 2011, 12:32:35 PM Lol!
He must have seen you play roulette! Yes he tried to bum you .......... Twice! Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 09, 2011, 12:34:52 PM Ha ha
I am a spaz 4m x 6m would make a lot more sense! Phoned another bloke, he lolled and offered to do it for less than half the other company quoted as soon as i mentioned the name. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Eck on June 09, 2011, 12:41:06 PM £10k and that's my final offer.
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: geordieneil on June 09, 2011, 12:59:18 PM Ha ha I am a spaz 4m x 6m would make a lot more sense! Phoned another bloke, he lolled and offered to do it for less than half the other company quoted as soon as i mentioned the name. 24m2, if u shopped around i reckon u could get it at around the £2k mark, maybe just under. so in answer to your OP, yes u were victim of a rape attempt :D..... Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: EvilPie on June 09, 2011, 02:01:59 PM Blatant I've bought 2 of these:
(http://www.raccoon.co.uk/upload/images/Gallery%20images/P3231922_SmartPink_1.jpg) brag. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 09, 2011, 02:06:08 PM Nope I got these
(http://www.autoloandaily.com/images/stories/katy%20perry%20smart%20car.jpg) Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: GreekStein on June 09, 2011, 02:10:27 PM YOU BOUGHT KATY PERRY! INCRED
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: EvilPie on June 09, 2011, 02:11:21 PM The guy attempted to rape you in the face btw.
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 09, 2011, 02:19:21 PM I wish it was my face
(http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae169/StuartHopkin/rape.jpg) Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: titaniumbean on June 09, 2011, 03:17:01 PM The guy attempted to rape you in the face btw. I FKING LOVE STU HOPKIN THREADS AND POSTS How can you get your drive done when you are always on holiday though? Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 09, 2011, 03:25:20 PM The guy attempted to rape you in the face btw. I FKING LOVE STU HOPKIN THREADS AND POSTS How can you get your drive done when you are always on holiday though? Theyre gonna do it while I'm away obv Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Skippy on June 09, 2011, 03:44:51 PM If both contestant number a), and contestant number b) prove to be no good, I've got a mate who does driveways around Nottingham. PM me if you want a quote.
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: sovietsong on June 09, 2011, 04:19:52 PM I think its a fair price and you should consider taking this gentleman up on his offer.
You get what you pay for Stuart. I know block paving and I can tell you that this is a great deal. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: the sicilian on June 09, 2011, 04:52:23 PM Reckon he thought you were selling the house to go with it
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: GreekStein on June 09, 2011, 05:07:01 PM I can recommend someone to do your drive but dtd won't let me mention his name. :)
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: smashedagain on June 09, 2011, 05:07:13 PM you are not a complete retard. you know this guy was trying to give you one in the chocolate starfish and at that price he aint even giving you the pleasure of a reach round.
bit like a thread starting i have JJ on the bubble of last weekends deepstack. flop comes J 9 7 and i get the villan to push with QJ....i know i'm a 93% fav to win the hand but need to know how i can play it better.... keep posting tho sir. after my own posts on here yours are the only other ones i really read Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: smashedagain on June 09, 2011, 05:08:14 PM I can recommend someone to do your drive but dtd won't let me mention his name. :) lol. how would he know which anon it was. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: gatso on June 09, 2011, 05:48:16 PM I can recommend someone to do your drive but dtd won't let me mention his name. :) lol. how would he know which anon it was. I believe they're numbered so you can identify them Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Geo the Sarge on June 09, 2011, 06:24:24 PM Drop KevB a message, I'm sure he does this sort of thing (although in Newcastle) but should be able to give you a good idea of the correct price range for this.
Geo Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: outragous76 on June 09, 2011, 06:29:08 PM a blomde has a "millenium driveways" tag too - keep your eyes peeled
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Geo the Sarge on June 09, 2011, 06:53:09 PM a blomde has a "millenium driveways" tag too - keep your eyes peeled That is KevB Geo www.millenniumdriveways.co.uk Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 10, 2011, 08:52:26 AM So far we have had the price halved and then its looking like we will be halving it again through a contact at work.
Sounds a lot more reasonable. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Solaris on June 10, 2011, 10:13:09 AM Where in the hell did you find this cowboy?
As others have done, I asked a mate who does this for a living if that was a fair price amd he laughed his head off. and lol at this post: Quote Reckon he thought you were selling the house to go with it Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 15, 2011, 12:30:56 PM Down to £4.5k
May help if I hadn't written the measurements down wrong. 55sq meters ;) Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: geordieneil on June 15, 2011, 03:02:02 PM Down to £4.5k May help if I hadn't written the measurements down wrong. 55sq meters ;) even at 55m2 that seems a little high, obviously the bigger the area the price should reduce per metre. reckon u could get near £1000 (or 300 pints of guinness) shaved off that, depending on quality of blocks, soil that needs removing, concrete breaking etc etc Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Kev B on June 15, 2011, 05:01:40 PM Hi Stuart for this size job professionally paved with replacement block paving manhole cover and frames, aco type surface water drainage ( new legislation regardind dispensing water on to the highway), key kerbs to driveway entrance, 60mm paving allowing for heavier vehicles and cut in with diamond blade I would charge around £3,400.00. Others in our area would do it for less by cutting corners ie less excavation poor sub base, 50mm blocks, cheap labour etc.
Unfortunately I don't travel to Notts (except to DTD) but if you want advice my numbers are here. www.millenniumdriveways.co.uk Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 15, 2011, 05:05:36 PM Hi Stuart for this size job professionally paved with replacement block paving manhole cover and frames, aco type surface water drainage ( new legislation regardind dispensing water on to the highway), key kerbs to driveway entrance, 60mm paving allowing for heavier vehicles and cut in with diamond blade I would charge around £3,400.00. Others in our area would do it for less by cutting corners ie less excavation poor sub base, 50mm blocks, cheap labour etc. Unfortunately I don't travel to Notts (except to DTD) but if you want advice my numbers are here. www.millenniumdriveways.co.uk Hi Kev Thanks for replying. I believe the Plaspave Sorrento Setts are a bit more than the normal paving? Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Kev B on June 15, 2011, 07:43:35 PM Hi Stuart for this size job professionally paved with replacement block paving manhole cover and frames, aco type surface water drainage ( new legislation regardind dispensing water on to the highway), key kerbs to driveway entrance, 60mm paving allowing for heavier vehicles and cut in with diamond blade I would charge around £3,400.00. Others in our area would do it for less by cutting corners ie less excavation poor sub base, 50mm blocks, cheap labour etc. Unfortunately I don't travel to Notts (except to DTD) but if you want advice my numbers are here. www.millenniumdriveways.co.uk Hi Kev Thanks for replying. I believe the Plaspave Sorrento Setts are a bit more than the normal paving? Sorrento is a tumbled sett and you can get tumbled paving from pretty much all manufacturers. Plaspave is a good paver, at the moment through our suppliers Eaton tumbled are the best price. Having a tumbled paviour you may have to buy to the nearest pack so 9.88m2 per pack means you/your chosen firm will need to buy 6 packs meaning a little wastage. On my costings your drive using Eaton tumbled would cost an extra £650. Total cost £4,050. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Kev B on June 15, 2011, 07:47:02 PM What you have to remember is if you have been quoted by a larger or national company then there are sales commisions and larger profit margins to pay, all + 20% vat.
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on June 16, 2011, 10:25:19 AM What you have to remember is if you have been quoted by a larger or national company then there are sales commisions and larger profit margins to pay, all + 20% vat. These are the £4.5k guys http://www.pavingnottingham.com/ Quoted direct so hopefully no sales commisions. Gonna see if they will shear a little off it and then get them on it. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: MrsHopkino on August 02, 2011, 08:46:34 AM They're currently in the process of paving it now - nice view from the window ;-)
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Dewi_cool on August 02, 2011, 09:25:36 AM Pics please
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: MrsHopkino on August 02, 2011, 09:30:16 AM Pics please Just to clarify you want pictures of the builders??? ;-) That's the nice view I was quoting on!! Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: MrsHopkino on August 02, 2011, 09:42:07 AM Mind your step :-)
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Supernova on August 02, 2011, 09:42:40 AM Pics please Just to clarify you want pictures of the builders??? ;-) That's the nice view I was quoting on!! :)up Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: MrsHopkino on August 02, 2011, 09:44:25 AM Mind your step :-) Sigh, I don't know how to upload the pictures?? Can anyone help? Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: redsimon on August 02, 2011, 09:46:56 AM Mind your step :-) Sigh, I don't know how to upload the pictures?? Can anyone help? Send a PM to smashedagain he's our internet expert Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: MrsHopkino on August 02, 2011, 09:48:18 AM Mind your step :-) Sigh, I don't know how to upload the pictures?? Can anyone help? Send a PM to smashedagain he's our internet expert ;thankyou; Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Dewi_cool on August 02, 2011, 09:51:41 AM Reply>additional options
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: MrsHopkino on August 02, 2011, 09:57:07 AM Reply>additional options yes I did that... and then when I went to upload them they came up with an error saying something about administrator??? :dontask: Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on August 02, 2011, 10:26:59 AM Reply>additional options yes I did that... and then when I went to upload them they came up with an error saying something about administrator??? :dontask: (http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae169/StuartHopkin/paving009.jpg) Administrated Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: smashedagain on August 02, 2011, 12:27:56 PM Just rotflmfao rotflmfao . Got a message from mrs h asking for technical advice. Nice work simon ;)
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on August 02, 2011, 12:45:20 PM Just rotflmfao rotflmfao . Got a message from mrs h asking for technical advice. Nice work simon ;) Who's Simon, and why are you interrupting Mrs H putting down that paving. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Girgy85 on August 02, 2011, 12:50:32 PM Should of gone for a herringbone pattern IMO.
Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: smashedagain on August 02, 2011, 12:58:01 PM Mind your step :-) Sigh, I don't know how to upload the pictures?? Can anyone help? Send a PM to smashedagain he's our internet expert your world is seriously turned on its head. you are supposed to be putting down the paving whilst she is showing the builders what needs doing in the bed room....not the other way round :0 Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on August 02, 2011, 01:03:57 PM Should of gone for a herringbone pattern IMO. Is that the zig zag pattern? No way Jose! Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Girgy85 on August 02, 2011, 01:07:24 PM Should of gone for a herringbone pattern IMO. Is that the zig zag pattern? No way Jose! Yea it's much better. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: StuartHopkin on August 02, 2011, 01:24:54 PM Should of gone for a herringbone pattern IMO. Is that the zig zag pattern? No way Jose! Yea it's much better. Sure is Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: GreekStein on August 02, 2011, 01:25:49 PM Should of gone for a herringbone pattern IMO. Is that the zig zag pattern? No way Jose! Yea it's much better. Sure is +1 You're talking about the cheap shit everyone has as standard Grimgy85. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: smashedagain on August 02, 2011, 01:32:01 PM Should of gone for a herringbone pattern IMO. Is that the zig zag pattern? No way Jose! Yea it's much better. Sure is +1 You're talking about the cheap shit everyone has as standard Grimgy85. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: kinboshi on August 02, 2011, 02:16:45 PM Just rotflmfao rotflmfao . Got a message from mrs h asking for technical advice. Nice work simon ;) Haha, nice work Simon. I don't think Sophie has had the pleasure of meeting our resident luddite, Herbie. Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: MrsHopkino on August 02, 2011, 02:21:30 PM Just rotflmfao rotflmfao . Got a message from mrs h asking for technical advice. Nice work simon ;) Haha, nice work Simon. I don't think Sophie has had the pleasure of meeting our resident luddite, Herbie. No....... not yet................................ Hope your OK Dan? xx Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: kinboshi on August 02, 2011, 02:25:40 PM :hello:
I'm good thanks - see you at the weekend! Title: Re: Attempted rape last night re block paving Post by: Kev B on August 02, 2011, 06:24:04 PM Should of gone for a herringbone pattern IMO. Is that the zig zag pattern? No way Jose! Yea it's much better. Herringbone is awful with this block, trust me I know. ;) Hope you are happy with your finished job. |