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[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Hand Start.
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 1 : shell6768 has $420
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 2 : USSBarb has $1,410
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 3 : jayzus has $4,075
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 4 : Flush Royal has $1,550
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 5 : mongo413 has $370
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 6 : draftdog has $5,290
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 7 : Glad8tor has $2,700
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 8 : kingoming1 has $2,480
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 9 : GRIZZLY101 has $2,240
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : USSBarb is the dealer.
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : jayzus posted small blind.
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Flush Royal posted big blind.
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Game [20] started with 9 players.
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Jan 3 03:22:03] : Seat 4 : Flush Royal has 6s 5s
[Jan 3 03:22:14] : mongo413 folded.
[Jan 3 03:22:14] : draftdog folded.
[Jan 3 03:22:37] : Glad8tor folded.
[Jan 3 03:22:37] : kingoming1 folded.
[Jan 3 03:22:37] : GRIZZLY101 folded.
[Jan 3 03:22:37] : shell6768 folded.
[Jan 3 03:22:39] : USSBarb folded.
[Jan 3 03:22:45] : jayzus called 30
[Jan 3 03:22:46] : Flush Royal checked.
[Jan 3 03:22:47] : Dealing flop.
[Jan 3 03:22:47] : Board cards [4h Jd 2c]
[Jan 3 03:22:55] : jayzus bet 60

it's early on so there was no need to raise pre flop after the limp onto our blind.

Now how do we proceed post flop?

Fold, the pot is too small.


Fish!

P.S. love ya hun

Is fold an acceptable answer?

OK, if not, call and plan on getting busy on the turn I suppose  :dontask:

Ok Mr Tighty, if you call here, you're a fish too! (  :-* )

I was just trying to help him out in his little "I am more creative than the rest of you please stroke my ego game"

p.s Pigtails...D Day minus 4 and counting. Looking forward to meeting you.

OK well i dont like these muppets taking my blind for min bets, so i decided to flat call and make a play on the turn.

[Jan 3 03:22:57] : Dealing turn.
[Jan 3 03:22:57] : Board cards [4h Jd 2c 8c]
[Jan 3 03:22:59] : jayzus bet 60


He leads for the min again, but he have extra outs, do we take a card, fold or punish his futile attemt at MY pot?

as I indicated, you raise here to at least see what he's up to

pop it to 200 and ask the question

"but we have extra outs" = still wanting to be a fish, "do we take a card" = please someone say it's ok that I am a fish, "fold" = brief moment of sanity,  "punish his futile attemt at MY pot" =  YES, indeed, you are still a fish.

fold, just fold, save the money

Thanfully tighty knows what he is talking about!!

I made it 180 to go, trebled his bet. He called.

I am fairly confident he won't be calling on the river :D


[Jan 3 03:23:05] : Dealing river.
[Jan 3 03:23:05] : Board cards [4h Jd 2c 8c 3h]
[Jan 3 03:23:08] : jayzus bet 60


Who does this punk think he is???

Bets 60 to us again, no sir, now we have a str8, thing is this kipper is probably without a hand, how do we extracct the most valoooooo

small bet, bet 50, reraise.

jammy git :D

And that STILL makes you a FISH!!!!! omg hun, and I thought I was playing bad at the moment!  I give up with you lol   :dontask:

You have to move all in and give him a mighty rub down when he calls and loses !

Well i decided not to move all in as i thought he had something stupid like fish do, maybe he hit the 8 or has a 4.

[Jan 3 03:23:11] : Flush Royal called 60 and raised 480
[Jan 3 03:23:26] : jayzus has 10 seconds to respond.
[Jan 3 03:23:26] : jayzus called 480
[Jan 3 03:23:27] : Showdown!
[Jan 3 03:23:29] : Flush Royal has Straight 65432
[Jan 3 03:23:29] : Flush Royal wins 1,680 with Straight 65432

He took a while but eventually he paid of the master of the blinds.

That be a lesson to all of you, dont mess!

Ok this was a cash table right ?

I wish!

It was a $50 freezeout. I ended up in 4th.

Thats what i thought MTT
so how on earth have you got stacks like that with the blinds being so low? 

I'm talking about the 5k and 4.5k. this table must have been maniac

Flushy, I learn well oh fishy master.

We started with 2000 chips, it was coming to the end of level 2. Its a 3 am comp, which is full of mainly muppets. Although the last 2 nights running i have knocked out Joe Cassidy and Todd Brunson in these comps!!

try that with me fishy fishy!

I am a rock with you my boy.

please please try these antics!!! it would be a pleasure to relieve you of your chips... I do hope we are on the same table on sat!

I hope you take a book it'll be along night waiting for ginger to finish the final!

IMO, I understand that your call on the flop was so that you could bluff him on the next card but i think that this is an expensive way to play and you should have run the bluff then, or folded. On the turn you are getting odds to flat call so you could call but a semi bluff is probably the most profitable play here (although probably not against this guy, lol). Can't fault your play on the end.

Basically, i would have played the same but i would have raised/folded on the flop.

However, i always do crap in the blondepoker tourneys so you might want to ignore me.

Edit: if you call the turn bet and fold the river you have not played poorly (IMO) and you have (cheaply) told people that you are not gong to let people take your blinds.

A cheaper way to do the same thing could have been to raise on your BB and then, if you fold later, show your cards. If you are going to check, a raise is not much more and the cheap advertising will make people think you are nuts and will expect you to call them with trash (hence preventing blind steals).

I prefer to wait till the turn, it shows more strength and they are less likely to fish.

Ian you fool i will just relieve you of your chips when you think you can make me pass QQ with your 79!  ;goodvevil;

I plan on Ginger making a re-steal on me when i have QQ again!

Oh Reeeeally  ;tracet;  and maybe this time I will slap you down long before that!

lol... a good player may pass! but as me and jp said you can't bare to be bluffed!!!

keep calling its all i say!  ;)

you still in te $2500 i'll come rail.... ;goodvevil;

..I plan on you making a re-steal (attempted) with your A-8 when I have QQ.

But then nobody is that daft, surely?

i have already planned my comp... build loads chips get moved to tikays table!

Get involved with old man and manage to double him up several times, each time he looks at me as tho to say you've got me! Only to realise i'm on another draw and his J high is good!

May battle comence!

Git no!! And you know it!! My 45h got cracked, although i was actuall ahead on the  Kh Qh 4d 5d board against  Kc Jd

 :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard: :redcard:

You got lucky old fella, one day you might actually not have all your 70% edges hold!!

as opposed to something genuine like 6,5

 ;fish;
(  ;) )

Perfectly legitimate play and winning some pots you shouldn't win is so important in chip accumulation.  I also refuse to let some chimp betting minimum into me take pots easily, he's obviously weak here and it's usually easy to make them pass on the turn or on the river. I'm actually surprised he called your river bet as he was so clearly weak.  A flat call on flop and raise/bet on turn is the best way to play it as well imo. 

Style is important

DONT LET THESE MUPPETS TAKE YOUR BLINDS FOR A MIN BET

Siiiiiigh

Mr shallow bored today? Lol

Style baby :)

FFS another thread I thought had been started today

::)

 ;bump;

Ginger is STILL a moderator?

Don't think she'll be too offended if you take that title away from her.

PS Love ya Flushy

(http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/028/435/129013279153799996.jpg)

it's all about style, and not letting muppets take your blinds for minimum bets.

Was my favorite part.

:)

Love how basically everything is the same only now its called floating, we have 'restealing' instead of the old 3b jam and of course i still cant bare to be bluffed.

Same time next year everyone?

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