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Title: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 04, 2006, 03:50:47 PM
Just to let you know that as CEO of the PRO, I will not be available for online rail birding tonight, Im not neglecting my duties though, I am off to southend to rail  Tikay, Barry (choccy bum) Neville, and Tikays grandson Julian... Could either be an early night or a very very late one ... Good luck to all in whatever you are playing today.

If anyone else is gonna be at southend, come and say hello and feel free to buy me a drink :)


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Robert HM on January 04, 2006, 04:07:31 PM
As spokesperson for the political wing of the Provisional PRO there will likely be a coup in you absence.


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 04, 2006, 04:16:37 PM
As spokesperson for the political wing of the Provisional PRO there will likely be a coup in you absence.

You are going to sit around making pigeon or dove sounds instead of saying aaaayyyyyaaarrrrrr?


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Robert HM on January 04, 2006, 04:17:58 PM
There will be changes under the new regime  8)


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 04, 2006, 04:27:15 PM
coup: successful stroke, move or gamble. pronounced: (ku:)

coo: cry of doves. pronounced: (ku:)

you are going to ku: in kiv's absence?

nevermind..............................

monkey bored in work :(



Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Robert HM on January 04, 2006, 04:33:05 PM
The government in waiting has a list of subversives.

Just looking at the "M" list now


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Dewi_cool on January 04, 2006, 04:35:35 PM
 :hello:


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 04, 2006, 04:39:04 PM
it would have to be an unofficial list - monkey isnt registered on any kind of electoral roll!!

oops..............

<------------------monkey now in hiding from any local government and council tax officials

as well as scary political movements

;scarymoment; ;hide;


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 04, 2006, 04:40:04 PM
but i'd like to make it clear now that i did get planning permission for the rope and tyre swing out back!!


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Robert HM on January 04, 2006, 04:48:48 PM
We will be commandeering the rope. How high up is it and how tall are you, when on two legs?


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 04, 2006, 04:52:34 PM
it goes up as far as the second tree branch and i'm 23 bananas in height


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Robert HM on January 04, 2006, 04:56:29 PM
I make that a 34 banana drop then.


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Colchester Kev on January 04, 2006, 04:58:37 PM
Barking mad .. the lot of ya !!


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Robert HM on January 04, 2006, 05:01:00 PM
(Cripes he's still here, hold on men!)


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 04, 2006, 07:32:35 PM
Barking mad .. the lot of ya !!

monkeys barking - whatever next, cows that miaow??


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 04, 2006, 07:33:43 PM
I make that a 34 banana drop then.

you are quite welcome mr robert esquire to drop off 34 bananas with me at anytime :)


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 05, 2006, 10:25:01 AM
Funny - the new regime doesnt feel much different from the old one.......

Unless there was a change of plan??


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Robert HM on January 05, 2006, 10:47:10 AM
The skill is in the seamless take over. Incremental changes will go unnoticed.
The slight increase in banana tax is to help offset the budget deficit caused by the previous regime.


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 05, 2006, 11:35:05 AM
Fortunately the slight increase in banana tax will only be a hinderence to those who obtain there bananas through the normal channels...... probably wont apply to those of use who import our bananas using more unconventional methods ;)


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: Royal Flush on January 05, 2006, 11:36:26 AM
Fortunately the slight increase in banana tax will only be a hinderence to those who obtain there bananas through the normal channels...... probably wont apply to those of use who import our bananas using more unconventional methods ;)

ok i am intrestead......how do you get your bananas?


Title: Re: Sunny Saarfend
Post by: matt674 on January 05, 2006, 11:44:10 AM

ok i am intrestead......how do you get your bananas?

I may be a monkey but i'm not that stupid!!! Chances are you are an agent of the provisional PRO and you want me to disclose information that could lead to the stopping of my banana supply. Plus i dont think my monkey underworld contact would be too happy if i made the details public, no-one wants to get on the wrong side of the monkey mafia - TRUST ME!! ;)