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ok so the other day my mate from school came for a night out but it was raingin and we didn;t fancy it so he said he wanted to play some poker- so I took him to play the £20 triple at gala and do some drinking :)

I was sat with a young gala reg I know and we were drinking and messing around and did some silly last longer prop bet and I put a £60 bounty on his head and made him leave the cash under his stack so everyone would be enticed by it. He ended up busting me and I tiltedly snatched the £60 bounty back, then after the table were bantering with me needling me one of the guys said to me

"if you really had balls you'd be your auntie" or something liek that, some such saying that involved balls and auntie, I smirked politley then I asked him wat it meant and he said I'd find out when I was older, then I asked again and everyone laughed lol

Has anyone heard this expression before, what is the actual saying and wtf does it mean?

feel pretty naive but Jamie/rob dont know and google is drawing a blank, I dont know where else to turn.

Dave! This has to be a level, right?

I actually think I love you for this.

lol obv a level.

wtf is this like a big conspiracy with everyone to make some nonsensical expression up then refuse to tell me what it means,

Why would my auntie have balls? Why would my balls be in any way relevant to my auntie how on earth does it all apply to the situation I was in?

Was he taking the piss out of me and I'm top dumb to know? or was he being friendly?

I was a bit drunk at the time

LOL, great thread Dewi.

:D

is it this?

http://www.movementarian.org/rand/auntiehadballs/

I dont get it

I so want to mother you now, Dave.

you're all being really mean and annoying :(

not you delboy, you didnt really help but I think you tried which I do appreciate.

i dont get it either?

Ive heard the Delboy one - but thats different obv

Awww I feel a bit sorry for you here Dave and you are one of the friendliest genuinely nicest lads on here.  The phrase is "if your Auntie had balls she'd be your Uncle" and it is most commonly said in response to somone saying that some outcome would have been different if xyz had happened.  In this case you probably said somethign along the lines of "you have been screwed if I did have it" to which they replied "if your auntie had balls she'd be you uncle"

Coirse if that wasn't the phrase Im as confused as you.

"If I'd have called pre-flop I'd have won that hand".....

"Yeah, & if your Auntie had balls, she'd be your Uncle".

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well that makes sense thanks stuart :)

Seems like unnecessary censoring on his part, even at the tender age of 23 I feel like I'm more than ready to learn this saying

and I hope you're ashamed of yourselves that I post requiring a small piece of assistance with some english language problem and it takes an a american to come in and clear it up for me!

speshly you Tikay - as an upstanding member of the poker community I, a younger fledgling looked up to you for assistance and guidance, and frankly you failed me.

FAILED. anything short of turning up to surrender for halloween night dressed as a humpa lumpa and we might be able to move on past this.

i mean it seems a bit far fetched that there would be TWO auntie/testicle related sayings, given the niche natter of the subject matter

lol...i love you dave. dont let them take the piss out of you mate.

I prefer 'he thought he'd farted but he'd shit his sen'

it's weird how some things can just pass you by. lolz.

I'm calling Dave 'Auntie' from now on.

grr

I'm pretty sure we all got levelled here.

Is there a single person on blonde who never knew of that expression? Dave excepted, of course.

Was planning on doing some Omaha stuff with him, & getting him on the Show, but the kids will savage him after this..... No worries, I'll still mother him.

Get one of these for xmas:

(http://rlv.zcache.com/if_your_aunt_had_balls_shed_be_your_uncle_tshirt-p235963354974929123qjha_400.jpg)

need kids sizes for Dayvid!

Hot wash obv

i have to admit i've never heard of it either!

Thats because it's not a phrase used here in Brummagem Stu.

if rutter hasn't heard of it then i no longer feel stupid.

this kid's got a degree.

lol definitely gunna start using this one

You'll need a cushion for him to sit on or all we will see will be the top of his head ;)

so if someone says arrrrgh I would have a straight If only I'd called the 50big blind all in with my 63

I can say, "well if you're anutie had balls she;d be your uncle - or if not then she'd be a mid-op transexual, or a cross dresser we have to respectfully refer to as auntie edna, even though "she" has an adam's apple, sounds like john motson and still leaves the seat up - NO-ONE IS BUYING IT UNCLE KEVIN"

You got it  Dave  :)