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Title: Funny Story Post by: Dubai on October 28, 2011, 02:57:40 PM A british poker player whilst driving home from WSOPE and San Remo was caught doing 190kms in his new sports car. Gets pulled over in the middle of nowhere, has drivers license taken off him and the car placed outside a police station. Best bit is, the whole thing was being filmed on Frances version of "Traffic Cops" so they had cameras in his face the whole time and interviewing him.
The player, who will remain nameless :), is currently stuck 300miles from Calais and unable to drive his car. His best plan is? Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: treefella on October 28, 2011, 03:00:11 PM sign up for the foreign legion ?
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: George2Loose on October 28, 2011, 03:00:25 PM Ring Lederer
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: titaniumbean on October 28, 2011, 03:01:29 PM TAXXXXXIIIIII
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: DaveShoelace on October 28, 2011, 03:08:55 PM I'm guessing get a taxi, then ride on a train, feel incredibly humbled and possibly schedule in a cry wank?
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2011, 03:22:56 PM romanello?
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: Longy on October 28, 2011, 03:22:59 PM Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: George2Loose on October 28, 2011, 03:27:31 PM Think it's someone closer to home
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2011, 03:28:46 PM Think it's someone closer to home yeh lol I just thought Flushy has had his car over a year now but guess that's still fairly new. gg Mr Dempsey Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: outragous76 on October 28, 2011, 03:37:58 PM put in an invoice for his appearance on "le traffic cops" to pay the fine?
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: tonytats on October 28, 2011, 03:38:54 PM He heard there was only 5 seats left at sky poker tour
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: Girgy85 on October 28, 2011, 03:44:41 PM TAXXXXXIIIIII I'm guessing get a taxi, then ride on a train, feel incredibly humbled and possibly schedule in a cry wank? :hello: Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: boldie on October 28, 2011, 04:02:38 PM FYP Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: DaveShoelace on October 28, 2011, 04:05:10 PM Doesn't Flushy still own most of the Shrewdies? Surely he can just clap his hands and get them to come and fetch him?
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: ForthThistle on October 28, 2011, 04:12:39 PM FYP Brilliant Boldie Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: easypickings on October 28, 2011, 08:59:28 PM Some useful phrases for Flushy:
"Je ne suis que un petit jeune avec trop d'argent" I'm just a young kid with too much money "Est ce-que vous pouriez me dire quand cet episode de Cops sera a la tele?" Could you please tell me when this episode of Cops will be on the TV "Je voudrais un croque-monsieur" I would like a toasted sandwich with ham Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: GreekStein on October 28, 2011, 09:02:37 PM Some useful phrases for Flushy: "Je ne suis que un petit jeune avec trop d'argent" I'm just a young kid with too much money This oen is wrong isnt it stu? Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: b4matt on October 28, 2011, 09:06:03 PM FYP Too good Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: SuuPRlim on October 28, 2011, 10:06:25 PM "Je voudrais un croque-monsieur" I would like a toasted sandwich with ham problem solved imo Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: titaniumbean on October 28, 2011, 10:10:12 PM Ham and cheese and all problems are solved imo
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: mondatoo on October 28, 2011, 10:12:31 PM I think he'd be better off taking the lower variance line and asking for a baguette than a toasted sandwich.
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: doubleup on October 28, 2011, 10:15:13 PM Some useful phrases for Flushy: "votre mère est une pute" I'm very sorry please let me go "Vous pouvez aller flics et baise-vous" I promise not to do it again "Mrs Thatcher Elle avait raison quand elle dit que un Anglais vaut mille singes française" I can't understand why Mrs Thatcher bullied the lovely French people fyp Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: titaniumbean on October 28, 2011, 10:21:16 PM FETCHE LA VACHE
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: Royal Flush on October 29, 2011, 12:13:24 AM Va Va Voom
Title: Re: Funny Story Post by: pleno1 on October 29, 2011, 01:24:41 AM |