blonde poker forum

Rarely play live mtts but only got couple months before missus on maternity leave so going to put a shift in.

Selling 50% @1.3 to 3 tournaments as a package- by selling as a package it ensures I go and play all of them

£2625 GUKPT main event- 1st Dec
£1090 Monte Carlo- playing day 1B so only in for 1 bullet- 17th December
€2500 WPT Dublin- Jan 5th

Locking in the euro xchange rate at 1.16-1

Therefore buyins= 5870x1.3= 7631

1%= £76.31
2.5%= £190.77
5%= £381.55
10%= £763.10
20%= £1526.20

Can accept stars or bank xfer- can send dollars on stars just use xe.com to convert

In before lol nice hendonmob :)

1% pls

only stars or monyebookers tho sorry.

Forums greatest marathon runner has 20%

pleno stars is CrabMaki

Anytime before start 1st one is fine

two and a half percentiles please

Jonnyplum 2.5%

1% please  expect full tourney report and i don't expect to pay for massages out of my winnings please 

Yo mate, wpt Ireland is 2500 euro (10% fee is included). Sorry for pointing out, will take 1% for sweat tho :)

Says 2750 here http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/festival.php?a=r&n=9314

Will get confirmation

Edit- says 2500 on wpt site. Will update and edit op

fucking grimmer




:D

Fixed op

1% please

Oh, and my advice is sod the tourneys and sleep until it arrives!  :D

If you agree to do the Dave's Insanity Sauce challenge if you fail to cash in any of these events then I'll take 2%

No way it's too hot haha. If I don't cash il get Flushy to take us to any curry house of your choice and you can tell them to make it as hot as you want. No way doing Daves Insanity

The offer above only applies to Jon!

Will take 2% please.  Will settle by bank transfer.

Mtt destroyer 1%

16% left

OK, I'm in, but expect the curry house to be this one in Edinburgh (you may wish you had taken the sauce challenge)

http://www.kismot.co.uk/kismot-killer/ (http://www.kismot.co.uk/kismot-killer/)

PM me details for bank transfer please.

I will have 2.5% but I seem to be having some bank problems at the moment so another option would be handy but should be sorted in next week or so.  Moneybookers is best if you have that.

Post this Dave instead of Hendon mob  :D

I played tournaments for years, but my career ended abruptly one night in August 2006, when I came up against a player called Dave Shallow. The entry fee for the tournament was £500, which I’d won in a smaller game; Shallow, a high roller with a notorious contempt for money, had bought in for the fun of it. He sat on my left, stared me in the face and held a handful of chips over the table whenever I looked as if I might bet, and speculated constantly, with unnerving accuracy, about the cards I was holding. The experience was crushing: I couldn’t think clearly, and in the end lost the capacity to make decisions of any kind; after just two hours of a tournament scheduled to last three days, Shallow had taken away my dignity, my will to survive in the game, and every chip I had. Usually, losing is a sickening feeling; that night, it was a merciful release.

1% pls, will do Stars.

Excellent find :)  ....1% pls will do stars.

1% pls. Will bank xfer on the 28th if you ship me details pls (gotta wait for paiiiiiiday)

5% please live pro

Can I get 1% aswell please.  Can only send on Stars, to Crabmaki?

You'll need to send me bank details as I think I have old ones mate

FYP

Ha doubt I scare many people these days, everyone is nuts

Mulhuzz 1%
3.5% left

love notorious contempt for money

ma 2.5% is locked up yaya?

Can I have the 0.5%  ;whistle;

2.5% if it's available please.

Yeah u was booked- both above booked to

0.5% left

just make me 3% if ya want

reest!

can i havbe to .5% andy>

Please let me know if you do this so I can pop along to offer first aid:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/8808120/Worlds-hottest-chilli-contest-leaves-two-in-hospital.html


Geo

can i have the .5% then?

Shipped Dave

Sold out. Paul/Andy let me know who has the 0.5%

Cheers Claypole got it-

No rush to send, just anytime before first event- CrabMaki stars, pm for bank details- will update in week or so

whatever if you wanna deal with the ho, the ho has 0.5percentiles!

Remind me to ship at some point when you want cashes as i'ma forget as usual. ta

tytyty

bank pls

Money transferred today for 2%

Sent on stars, glglgl.

Middy 20%
Claypole 5%
Jonnyplum 2.5%
Lucky 2%
Todd 1%
Pokerfan 1%
Mondatoo 0.5%

32%

still to pay

Pleno 1%
titan 2.5%
eso 1%
chipprince 1%
Jack 2%
mtt 1%
red 2.5%
ripple 1%
jk 1%
alvertonn 1%
mulhuzz 1%
evil 2.5%
ho 0.5%

Bank details pls

sent on stars

gl gl

sigh at you actually wanting the monies rotflmfao



pm which bank details you want me to use. ta

Sent on stars.

GLGL

will send on *s tomoro

shippppppppped bank hglglglgl

Will send stars monday

Shipped via bankaments.

sent

Pm bank deets pls?

Shipped on stars. Wont let me bank xfer because Natwest suck :)

Think everyone paid other than

chipprince 1%
AlrightJack 2%
MTTdestroyer 1%

maybe wrong aplolgies if am

I will send later and PM once sent, cheers

Good luck Dave, no pressure but am relying on you and Keys in Prague to get me out and defer getting some work in the New Year ;-)

Playing today, will post if bust

GLGL please dont post today!!

+1

yuppaments

now play 1b imo for the deep run sweataments

Busted. Exit hand k8 dd 3 way all in v QT dd and AJ on j65 dd

booooooooooooo

good luck this weekend mate

winwinwin pls

Busted Aq into Ak. One brick away from extreme pain from Mr Raab

I'd rather get some money back

that can be arranged even if i do brick

but its all in your bag at dtd aint it?

Lol i can confidently state there is no cash in the bag

lol. yeah that gonna stop anyone looking anyway

Got appointment at passport office tomoro for same day renewal- then fly Weds for a thursday start, only 1 day 1.

Had no idea this was still alive.

Freeroll!!!!!

Come on Dave! I'd rather have windaloot than vindaloo!

Starting stack at dinner break

83k end day 1

Wiiii gogo Dave!

 :)up

gl gl

gogogogogogogogogo

good luck Dave

Is that good?

Awesome tourney reporting skillz btw  :)up

Start back at 500/1k 100. So plenty.

Gl Dave.

% carry over to 25k too  ;whistle;

Love having a piece of Dubai live. No updates just makes for an epic sweat!

hes CL with the world

4b jam Aj and get snapped by worse

4bet call AQ.... best hand and hold.


did a cooler but that cant be mentioned.


he keeps getting approached for interviews and the answer is

FACK REEEET OFF IM A CRAB NIP NIPNIPNIPNIPNIP

Just tweeted a pic of the crab can't upload to web on phone.

He's a crab gogogogo

He's got 620k at 1200/2400 20 mins left in the level.

For pic my twitter is the same as my blonde name.

Lol go Dubai!

Whats for first?

trophy

Wp

$289k but he will prob do a deal for more ;-)

this


Glglglgl

Sicko

GLGLGL

sick that there isn't even enough to pay for a good night out for our hero

go onnnnnn the Shallow

fuck all your lives if the night out fnd is coming off the stake if he wins. you're all playing for your money back basically :D

He has lots of chips though, CMONNNNNNN DUBAAAIII!!!

Come on Dubyaaaaaaa!

Dubai is a changed man - the baby needs new shoes.....I would be more worried that he has already offered up 100% of himself to his missus.

Lol. I remember when I had a lil piece of Stu Rutter in the 8 game last year, and went to rail the final. He came something like 3rd, paid me, and I obvs went home with less money than I came out with in the first place.

Gogogogo Dubaiiiiiiiii....  Good luck to you and all your stakers!

FInal today, he has literally ALL the chips :D

Well almost.......

1 David Shallow  6,115,000   
2 Steve Watts  1,345,000   
3 Patrik Vestlin  1,070,000   
4 Charles Chattha  835,000   
5 Ronan Gilligan  775,000   

Complete the formalities Mr S, & well done to all his stakers.

What a hero   ;nipnip; ;nipnip; ;nipnip; ;nipnip; ;nipnip; ;nipnip; ;nipnip; ;nipnip; ;nipnip;

Such a shrewd investment of literally my net worth at the time, wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

GLGL today.

Amen to that!

Close the deal Dave! Nipnipnip

Amazing run Dave. Best of luck today mate.

Winnnnnnnn it all!!

gl

 ;nipnip;

HEEEEEEES A CRAB

 ;nipnip;

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

nh sir! QQ v 99 aipf and holds.

;nipnip;

Amazing stuff.  VWP.

Oioi we are getting paaaaid  ;nipnip; ;nipnip; ;nipnip;

Great news. Very well done sir!

Just seen this after returning home from not cashing at DTD so very welcome too.

Fantastic job Dave really pleased for you what with your impending addition to the Shallow clan too.

If you're coming back on the ferry please take my word as an older ex-degen(ish) that €500 notes do not skim very well ;)

Simply amazing.

Such a sicko.

 ;applause; ;applause; awesome crabbiness

Awesome,  (@pab09)
(http://p.twimg.com/AiqWyDpCQAIef1_.jpg)

Lol.....that look says "yeah, so what"

I reckon he is thinking....this trophy is fucking huge and the missus just made me get rid of the boxing stuff (http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=54957.0) to make room for the nursery....!!!!

you lucky sob ho!

least dubai won the trophy :p

brilliant work Dave.

Congrats...

Awesome Tourney to rail....

WPT's are good for Blondes..

does thta mean i get .50% of a trophy?
wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Only 99.5% to go!

Congrats all stakers

nice work gangster.

grats mate, wp. anyone else struggling to workout which of the birds is fitter? as first i was snap 2,1 but left looks filth.

FYP

Congrats on the win Dubai and stakers.

Took 173k from a deal hu, Chaz 140k- we played for trophy and 25k seat- all backers got share in 25k too as it was taken from prizepool

Getting a wire- will sort out xchange rates and money in next few days

Sweat was incred, wp Dave.

Just to confirm this is Euros Dave?

So looking forward to the Bellagio sweat.....obv my offer stand  ;whistle;

So happy the crab is coming to LV, going to be like 09 all over again :D

Ha!!!! when is it?  Has he mentioned it to the missus yet that he will be leaving her on her own with the baby yet ;-)  GL Dave

Yes 173k euros

I think I love you.

you'll know it when he wins! :D

+1

I'll be cutting my own kidney out before I miss this.

Dubai vs Flushy HU in grand final pls

dont think iv ever seen a picture where "like a boss" could be any more appropriate

mehhhh

i think its 1 2 close tho

both abit doggish

It's definitely 1,2 - right one looks like a man.

Btw with regards to payouts I will be paying people out at the exact rate I get paid- when it says in op rate locked at 1.16 it's to avoid people paying different prices depending on what time they buy a share, just to clarify- therefore everyone pays same price for each share. If anyone thinks this is wrong pm me

 Will contact everyone by end of week to get details for payments :)

Cheers for nice messages

this seems exactly fair imo. unfortunately the euro has taken a little dive vs the £ of late (generally this is good for me though!) but I don't see why everyone wouldn't share that 'loss' evenly. certainly you shouldn't be expected to take the entire hit.

I only posted as someone pmd- I know exactly what I meant in op and would settle at rate I get regardless of whether it's beneficial or detrimental to me and I'm sure anyone that knows me would vouch for this anyway. Just didn't want there to be any confusion

Good times anyway :)

Im sure people arent gonna be getting too pissed off over a couple of quid in terms of how much we're getting. Plus its not fair in the slightest to expect you to take the brunt of the failing euro lol.

Btw, whats happening with the $25k seat?

All backers have same % carried over in the 25k- am gonna play it

Awesome

prospect of purchasing more closer to time?

I'm so there - wiiiiiii, Vegas with the crab - will Middy be on board? It's May isn't it? Think might just do early series stint this year and stay

Get dates up so peoples can start planning!

19th May :)

So tempting.....

oh jesus so 19th may till end of June then ldo siggggggh

It's just be a long weekend for me but still tempted.

I finally agree with one of the Ho's posts which is quite apt really as both look as hard as nails..

F*** our entire lives......Mayweather has called Pacquiao out on 5th May, that potentially means a 10 week sstint in Vegas, not missing fight, then its crab time, then the series starts - I am gutted

 ;mexicanwave; ;letsparty;

I have to go to that fight and if I am going to have a monkey invested in a crab then......could even hang around and watxch the might Miami Heat win the nba.....room for a sports bettor boys?

Might need to win the tourny again for us to break level

Probabably will need you to win it - link here, prob wont happen as ive hear it a thousnad times


http://www.sportinglife.com/boxing/news/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=boxing/12/01/10/manual_195226.html&BID=543

Am ridiculously excited by prospect

Figures crossed am expecting the wire later today so if everyone could pm me preferred payment methods please

Claypole still waiting on his wire since Monday apparently

I'm still waiting Dave as well...bit of a joke, they have said they initiated today and upto 5 working days. It's redic as you won't know what rate is until the day it arrives - sigh.  So I am guessing will be next week, not alot we can do

Sigh....

Lot's of disappointed strippers this weekend :(

I don't really understand how they can justify not sending you the wire until today.  It is not like there are any checks or verifications that need doing really.  If i ran a tourney like this I would ship it from the cash desk the minute I have had the confirmation.

Issue is Stu, I think - first time they have run a tournament. They are traditionally a media company who bought the franchise for Ireland. I think that's added a couple of days as first time they have done this. To be honest wires usually take a couple of days, I just think there's an extra few days as its new to them. Bit less of an issue for me as amouns are smaller - sigh - and also I had a couple of backers with bigger % who don't need the money. It'll get sorted, like Evil said just a few dissapointed people at weekend but sure it will all be fine

Sure itll get sorted soon enough. Tbh, the longer it takes, the longer I feel like I have the money before I do the lot lol

Money is in bank- think got bit screwed on rate as came in at 1.2457- spot when initiated wire was around 1.214

1%= £1388.88
2%= £2777.56
2.5%= £3471.94
5%= £6943.89
20%= £27775.55

Will send smallest amounts first and can do 10k a day- so expect payment over weekend

Middy will send wire for your money

Nearly was gonna take 100-1 insurance that didn't get paid :)

Can someone copy and paste list of all stakers from earlier in thread pls so i can tick them off and pm ones who i dont have details for- on I pad and it won't let me do it properly

MacDonalds and Society Wynn Like this.

That's the last post I can see.

Expect dominos shares to rise steadily in next week

 Cheers solaris

Melbourne fast food outlets getting extra supplies in - WAL Middy

Sounds good Mr Mfkin Shallow. Also expect Nottinghams fast food outlets to have their best ever month :)

looking forward to the trip report...

Seems likely

Sorted

well played Dave and congrats to everyone that had a piece too.

Are you going to Australia Dave?

Middy 20%
Claypole 5%
Jonnyplum 2.5%- PAID
Lucky 2%- PAID
Todd 1%- PAID
Pokerfan 1%- PAID, pm sent
Mondatoo 0.5%- PAID
red 2.5%- PAID
Alverton 1%- PAID
ripple 1%- PAID
Pleno 1%- PAID
titan 2.5%
eso 1%- PAID
chipprince 1%- PAID
Jack 2%- PAID
mtt 1%- PAID
jk 1%- PAID
mulhuzz 1%- PAID
evil 2.5%
ho 0.5%- PAID


Doing first lot now- will update as ive sent

can only send 10k a day so taking care of smaller %s first- appreciate everyones patience etc, if anyone needs the cash desperately just pm me and il find a way of sending it from someone elses account, otherwise will pay another 7% tomoro, 7% more Monday and do Middys by wire- so everyone be paid by Tuesday at latest

Received. Tyvm!

Received mate thanks.

Received tyvm

No rush at all here mate.

In fact you can leave mine 'til Tuesday if it means you can delay Middy for a bit longer.

Sent 7%, same time tomoro :)

Recieved thankyou

Payments made today

only people left

Middy 20
Claypole 5
EvilPie 2.5
TBeam 2.5

Received. Thanks Dave!

I feel happy in this company and titbeam.

Done todays limit- Owe Claypole 4k and middy full amount at moment- rest paid

Got it.

Thanks a lot mate.

24hours left to load up on macdonalds and nando's share people

buy buy buy

MAFFFYEWWWWWEEEE




expert stakeaments imo.

Cheers mate -£2440 received I'll confirm when get rest tomorrow

Owe u 4500 bang on

No probs at all - save a bit re txt for tommorrow night

Mine received - many thanks and well done again.

lol forgot about this, received tyty.


heart the tagline 'WPT WIN BBP'  Ahrt

Bought the 1% of the 25k from MTT destroyer. Anyone else who wants to sell their % pm me and we can come to an agreement

How much would u buy my tiny slice for?

PM fail.

Life fail

nevarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Let it ride.....:-)

Degens gonna degen!!!!!!

I'll buy I'll buy!

like fk am I selling rofl.

ho you're an utter clown.

of epic clowny proportions.

I just want to know how much he was gonna offer me


Very doubtful ibwas gonna sell

So Gfy Andy

QFMFT

 Ahrt

Mond does anyone even read your diary. BAM. PWNT

Its the first thing I do on waking on a Saturday morning

*inyoureyesir*

ROFLS.

andy also i like the way u take the piss of out me but not  MTT destroyer who acctually sold

Don't be touchy. He only chicks abuse at those he loves :)

Might auction mine off, bids start @ 3.0  :D

I don't wanna take the piss out of someone I don't know who might have had some horrible life reason why they wanted the money. You on the other hand are a clown, and we both know that we both know that :p xx

Going Vegas in morning. Don't worry I didn't use my one time up on the Mickey mouse one as was no need, so got it in the bank incase we make a run at the 25k

Hero. Bring home the beans pls <3

Best of luck Dave.

6hr days to start with allows plenty of time for Marquee/Surrender/XS/Rhinoooooo should be a fun few days.

Jordan on flight- leaves her entourage in the pit

Good luck Dave and Katie

all the best mate.

Anyone u got share in prelim events- playing 5k Bellagio today, smallish field but should be v soft with all the kids off playing scoop

gl fella

gl

GL Son.

Bring it Home!!!!

4/11 overnight. Pays top 9, 90 runners 164k up top

Top stuff!

Hope you get the job finished today.

Flushy still in too, right?

gogogogoo we have a piece? unsure what you meant

Nah only a few people have %, nothing to do with wpt stuff

ahh ok, np :) glglglglglgl

Good luck in the warm up Dave, but save the 'one time' for the main event.

Not sure if I've got a % of this but good luck either way.

Yes u do Evilpie :)

GLGL

Cool. Ta.

Glgl Robin Hood....I'll spend it, you win it

Sigh - our hero bust the $5k side, apparently lost 4 all ins in 20 mins apparently after I text him to wish him good luck so I am a bok - I commit not to text him under any circumstances until he wins the main event

noooooooooooo

don't suppose we min cashed? 

Dont think so mate - its my fault :(

Tit.

Nah he bubbled, morale has been restored though :)

Don't suppose it was restored by him doing a win in the 2.5k sat

I'll take a guess

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwOY-DwMOeg

Literally lost 4 allins in 26mins, hadnt been all in whole tournament till busted obviously.

25k today- but gonna reg start of day 2 as will have 100k @300-600w ante instead of 100k @100-200. Flushy playing today to try and flop quads v a boat

obv logged in on Flushys laptop

Can't fault that. What a laborious grind!!! How many days total?

Unlucky on the $5k. At least it meant you got to go out a bit earlier. There's always a positive somewhere.

Well played till 3am on day 1, so whilst they had a nightout i didnt.

Think its a 7 day comp- only 4 levels a day for first 3 days and they were saying yesterday you can buyin any point until end of day 3

Courtney, 23 from Ohio likes this.

7 days!!! Jeez!!

Nothing but admiration from me for anyone that stays focused for that long playing poker.

Vbol mate.

Dempsey busts someone in level 1 obviously

Not sure if he telling truth as it seems ridiculous but he opens 33 callls 3bet- flop 943 and gets it in against 42os

200k stack......

4 levels per day......

I be taking the weekend off!!!!!!

http://www.worldpokertour.com/Live_Updates/Live.aspx?c=all&d=053af3dc-1739-4001-b163-6d7787cfabaa

He wasnt even lying

roffle - head actually made quads - dubai is the oracle

Busted 25k. Had amazing table on day 1, should have ended with proper stack but lost couple decent size pots, 1 semi interesting hand will post it on pha.

Playing 5k weds

Good news is didnt play latter 5k as was really joke small field. Just for clarification purposes- investors DO NOT have shares in any wsop events. Will find other stuff on here that is non wsop and post when am gonna play

Just posting incase win event 1 :)

GL bud. Win it all for us!!!