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I don't really know what I'm doing so the rules are the same as for George's quiz.

10 questions and you must answer them all.

Google all you like or ask friends and other people just don't confer with any other entrants.

The idea is to chose the most popular answer for each question. It does not matter if your answer is correct. Your score for each question will be the number of people who gave the same answer as you.  Person with the highest score at the end wins

PM your answers by midnight Monday.  - This is now the official closing time.


Name the following

1. Chinese take away menu item

2. Slang term other than ‘pissed’ for drunk.

3. Flightless bird

4. Type of Underwear

5. British army rank

6. Revels flavour

7. UK Criminal

8. Christmas song

9. Cow

10. Body part below waist.




Entries

AdamM
Silo Graham
hector62
Eso Kral
TightEnd
Laxie
smashedagain
Skippy
Girgy85
mulhuzz
Leatherman
celtic
LaxieJr
The_duke
paulhouk03
stribling
Kev B
leethefish
Tractor
Claw75
Geo the Sarge
outragous76
bobAlike
mondatoo
rhinoass
Mitch
tikay
TRIP5
rudders
taximan007
milligan84
pokerfan
MrsG2L
DMorgan
kinboshi
Raman
Lucky
nirvana
George2Loose
ManuelsMum

Utter farce. I shall refuse not to enter.

I'm dreading the marking so I'm hoping for 10 entrants or less.

So farce o good.



 

Roll up, roll up, 60 entries MINIMUM required.

I'll consruct a spreadsheet to help Tom. I'm good with spreadsheets.

Boshi offered to help too.

Oh God, it really could be a farce.......

i can prolly help as well, wanted to see if all the coding I've been learning could be used for something more useful than financial analysis ;)

and in, ofc.

U DO NOT want my help. I think I did it in the most longest windiest wayest possiblest

I can help you out trying to understand 4 different spread sheets,  but wont. Only 4 days to get answers in seems a ploy to limit numbers. When is the reveal?

name a cow ?? wtf  ....FARCE

Is 4 days not enough? How long do you usually have?

I can change it if i want to, I can't decide.

My decision is final.

Some of my best friends are cows.

Does that mean a type of cow yeh?

Let us know when you decide upon your decision which will be final.

I would like the reveal to be Tuesday, please. Hopefully, others will Post their evening of choice for the reveal, & you will end up with 60 people all wanting a selection of different nights. (Hint to other readers in the thread).

OK, gotta go, I need to inform all my Facebook & Twitter followers (close to 4,000 in aggregate) of your Quiz, we could get HUNDREDS of entries!

I respectfully request a TUESDAY reveal.

It could do.... but probably not.

Can someone tell me if I am supposed to give straightforward answers to potential contestants please?

It depends.

that's what I was going to think.

IN

will start writing my questions for next week now :)

Absolutely not. If you start clarifying what you mean it removes the fun

Cow

Possibly the greatest quiz question ever. I may even play now

Doh!

An entry has flooded in already.

I can reveal that AdamM is in the lead.  100% of his answers are correct.

Objection. Title says 'sheep', contains question about cows, Misleading.

May enter for the shear enjoyment.

Ooh, puns itt. Can't pull the wool over Manuel's eyes.

Thanks, Tikay. Ewe're the best.

He's the best thing since brown bread.

     ^^^^^ Find the sheep link in my reply for a bonus / tie breaker point.

In

Thanks Silo.

I've compared your answers with Adam's and there are 3 that match. I think that's probably a winning score.

IN!

sheep sandwiches?

I thought you were expecting more in, no?

In!  Probably the earliest I've ever submitted answers too.  wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

well it is your birthday. in too

In.

In

In, just to be awkward.

I have a bad feeling about this, but on account of who is the QM I have submitted asnwers.

bit of house keeping required plz (are we in)

Done.


I can't believe some of the answers people matched on, or some of the ones they didn't.

There are some sick people out there.....

No clues, please!

In

innnnnnnnn

Innit

IN

Had several offers of help with scoring but determined to try to do it myself if possible.


I've taken Tony's advice and written everything down on a bedsheet.

i suggest marking all the present entrants tonight and the rest over the weekend to make life easier :)

Chuckling like a good un.

In

Geo

Definite 'cliquishness' displayed ITT!!!

Happy to watch me fall on my arse you were, remember this I will!!

And for that reason, I'm probably IIIIINNNNNNN :D

xx

in

moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

In

Duuuuudes!!

Closing date for this is?

I'm thinking like, midnight Monday but I have had a request for Tuesday.

thought tuesday was tikays prefered reveal day?

You just think that because he requested it.

Exactly, I was being obdurate & difficult.

23 entries so far. Top answer is worth 14 .


Tie breaker question could be vital.

You guys do stick together. Tried to join the rockers but they wanted.me even less :(

I had no idea what to put for the cow one even with goggle, in.

The cow is of the bovine ilk.
One end moo, the other, milk.

Guess how many points the top cow answer is worth at this stage...

3

More.

4...

More.

More than 5 even..

17 is my final answer.

Less.

I guess I'll never know then :(

11

Not 11

We've had more entries since last night. the most popular cow answer is now even more popular.

If you ask me nicely, I'll enter.

I bet you say that to all the boys.

IN

Have I won yet?

I don't know Kev, I haven't decided.

What night will the reveal be, please?

PS - That night is not convenient to me.

Who is winning up to now please. Would be a good sweat

There are a lot of people with only a few points separating them.

It's gonna be close if it carries on like this.....

if I'm not in the top 4 i'll be horrified. think I've played this one perrrrrrfect.

You definitely hit an extraordinary amount of top answers, but you let yourself down badly on a couple. (Then again, so did most of the others).

stop it!  this is like getting a peek at your christmas presents a few days early and then not having the excitement of surprise on the 25th :)

When you see these answers, you will be surprised. (especially by some of the ones that people agreed on).

in

In and not hopeful

In

In (but not hopeful of a good score).

It's wide open.

It's amazing how some contestants have hit top answer after top answer and then shot themselves in the foot by going completely left-field on something. (I mean, who calls it that ffs?)

One particular question has 18 different answers so far, but the top answer will still get you 6 points.

Tactical speculation will be tolerated.

Does that include strategical speculation?

OK, have I won?

 :hello:

I only ever play for second or worse. The day I win it I will have been particually unfortunate ;)

in it to win it

tbh, I don't think you can say 'Monday midnight' It's the notional point between Monday and Tuesday. Time is in discrete if tiny bits, not continuous. Monday probably has two midnight therefore. Maybe I'm overthinking this. In.

time is discrete?

norrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Yo!  When's reveal Mr. Dog?

Ooh! I'm not sure....

I have to be in Darley Dale at 6pm tomorrow, and it's my environment group meeting at 7pm on Thursday.

Plus, I have no idea how long it will take to work the scores out. I'll have a look at them tonight once it closes and then I'll reveal when I think the reveal might be.

Poor show, George stayed up for two days straight to bring us the results. ;D ;D ;D

Oh I'll do it asap if you want, I'm just not familiar with the protocol. I thought it had to be in the early evening.

I'll let you know what nights & times are convenient to me.

yerrrrrrrrrrr
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/math/1/7/1/171e94936706af3b0024697a285766ca.png)

If it's continuous, 'midnight' means even less...

http://www.meessen.net/AMeessen/STQ/STQ2.pdf Reasonably readable in bits.

Can I just post the reveal over a couple of days, a few questions now, a few a bit later?

It could be fun.

Bloody hell!!!

Been working all night and missed the deadline!!

Good luck everyone.

Assumed it was tomorrow like all the other times I've entered. Someone should have posted that it was Monday.

Entered anyway. D Q me if you like - don't think I'll be required for the medal ceremony either way.

skimmed it - yikes - good stuff.

Convention requires that you adhere to the convention of completing the reveal ~18 hours after the deadline for answers

Oh it wont be completed for days never mind hours. I just want to get the first couple out of the way, see how much of a balls-up I've made.

Convention will not be happy about this

Batton down the hatches...

Oh Dear....

You've scared me off now.

Sorry Mr Trav. I haven't done this before, but I did say Monday in the OP.

thanks, you've just gg'd my entire week whilst I read this and compare to Penrose (Road to Reality). Will be muchos scribbling and much less understanding...

if my head explodes, at least the cleaner is coming on wednesday....

[ ] thin, again, yawn

genuinely not intentional....

We can let him go on this one, its very common to have a cleaner in Spain. Vast majority of rentals come with a weekly cleaner too.

[  ] Brave enough to even bother clicking on that link

LOL, your butler probably has a cleaner.

Has convention entered it?

On a bit of a split shift today so will miss reveal, can you just pm me and tell me if i've won  :D

If today is out because QM has a meeting at 6pm and Thursday is out for some other rubbish excuse QM gave - then reveal tomorrow evening looks to be good.  No?

Sorry. I meant Wednesday.

When is the reveal? I don't want to log on and catch it by mistake

(http://www.movies-wallpapers.net/Movies/Delta%20Farce/Delta%20Farce-13.jpg)

 rotflmfao

Sorted.  Reveal on Thursday evening.  Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Time for late entries then?

Only fair as he's dragged the reveal on 3 days late.

I'm not sure Wednesday is convenient for me. (Only because he chose Wednesday, obv).

Convention says if it is not until Wednesday, the Deadline for entries be extended, and......those of us who entered early can re-enter a new entry, in ther light of clues that have since emerged in the months since Red's edition of the Quiz was announced.

It will, if course, make marking a nightmare. ;)

I didn't say Wednesday, and I fart in the face of convention.

The reveal well start tonight when I get back from Darley Dale.

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. now i hope at least one person is around for it.

Tonight is not convenient, Wednesday would be better.

Thank you.

rotflmfao

On behalf of the entrants, I would like to request official confirmation of night and time for this reveal.  (Minus all the rubbish jibber jabber yourself and the elderly gentleman are cluttering the place with.)  Many thanks.

FYP

.

Nag nag nag....


Tonight!  Tonight FFS! If I get around to it.

Haha!  I'm printing that and putting it on my bedroom wall.

Roll up roll up!

I'm doing face masks with the mrs and then quiz reveal, can't wait.

Is it time yet!

I could be watching masterchef.

What time is the reveal?

He only said tonight, but never said what time tonight.  Cheeky pup.

fyp

When does this start, please?

Sent the kids to bed with semi wet hair after their bath tonight so I did not miss this.
Wife's gonna go ape shit in the morning when in the morming all 3 wake up looking like Doc from back to the future.

I think we should be asking when does this finish Tony

omg!!!   rotflmfao

Hope for your sake it gets going soon and ends sooner.  You're gonna need to get up early to sort their hair.

I think we should ask for our money back. Shambles.

Tom? I kept my evening clear for this.

has anybody called the police?

No. But I have tried switching my computer off and restarting it.

He's on his way.  Proberly.

I think we should have a sit in on this thread.

 ;indestructable;

Here!!

Slow roll IMO

FYP

Sorry guys, I'm still in Darley Dale attending our AGM.

Quick story from the AGM. The members are all talking at once. They discuss horses, dogs, chickens, family feuds, fights etc.

I turn to the long-suffering secretairy, who is trying to take the minutes, and whisper "Are you writing this down?" "No" She replies, dead pan, "I'm writing down what your supposed to be saying".


I've just found out that I have to be in London by 10am tomorrow.

OK, just getting into the car....

Whole thread is a level.

Just pah!

(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/waiting-for-answer-waiting-for-answer-kirk-star-trek-militar-demotivational-poster-1254174935.jpg)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Cfv3-gD2P4k/TSrFBnZz4wI/AAAAAAAAClI/wdHkNoWO7NE/s1600/waiting.jpg)

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(http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/you_have_got_to_be_shitting_me.jpg)

Sic "I have more important things in life than stupid quizes" brag

Darley Dale to Tom's place by road, = about an hour.

Tom to have his dinner - you guess.

I almost feel sorry for him now!

PS - loved the Committee Meeting story, Tom.

he has also suggested he hadnt marked i yet!

*reaches for the redbull*

it does contain the greatest ever question thou

(http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo151/outragous76/cow.jpg)

Yep. That's at least two points you and I have Guy

.....



YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMku2CvYMIk

Can't see any mention of Monday in the OP. I'm using the copy of the Internet I took at the weekend - not the one that's up now.

To be honest, I think you've dodged a bullet on this one. This is one quiz you are better off out of.

Take a lefe out of this guy's book imo http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/citydiary/8843222/Dashwood-Euro-in-crisis-but-finance-minister-heads-to-Tintin.html

Q 1. Chinese take away menu item

RICE    

18

AdamM  
Silo Graham    
hector62  
TightEnd  
Laxie    
Skippy  
Girgy85  
The Duke  
paulhouk03  l
eethefish  
Claw 75
rhinoass  
tikay  
pokerfan  
MrsG2L    
Lucky  
nirvana  
ManuelsMum  

CHICKEN CHOW MEIN

10  

Eso Kral    
LaxieJr  
stribbling  
Geo the Sarge  
outragous76  
 TRIP5
taximan007  
Dmorgan  
kinboshi  
George2Loose  

SWEET N SOUR CHICKEN  

5
smashedagain  
mulhuzz  
Leatherman
Tractor  
rudders 5


CHICKEN CURRY  

4

celtic  
bobAlike  
raman
mondatoo  


SPRING ROLL  

2

Mitch  
milligan84  


CHOP SUEY

1

Kev B  

Lol Milligan .... We are out of the running already .

Ermm...

I didn't say rice.

Quietist reveal ever :D

Boom- well worth the wait imo.

just go with it we'll be here all year otherwise.

No 'hello' or build up or nothing.  Just jams on with it.

Well I'm fine with that.

You sound like my ex.

Just testing......

Looks like I've won this then.

Ship.

For the love of god, step it up a notch!  Past my bedtime so must deffo be past LaxieJr.'s too.

Just spoke to Tom, he's pretty sure he can get the Reveal completed by 4am.

4am Thursday, obv.

Just going on how long it is taking between Q.1 and Q.2 I am assuming that Tom is trying to keep Tony happy by having the reveal on Tuesday and Wednesday.
Anyone else laid naked in bed getting quite excited for the first time in a while?

sneaky start!

lets gogogogogo cows!

Q 2. Slang term other than ‘pissed’ for drunk.

HAMMERED

8

Skippy  
mulhuzz  
Tractor
outragous76  
rudders  
milligan84  
kinboshi  
nirvana


SMASHED    

7

AdanM    
Eso Kral  
TightEnd  
stribbling  
Geo the Sarge  
bobAlike  
DMorgan

RATARSED
3
celtic
The Duke
Claw 75

WASTED
3
paulhouk03  
Lucky  
ManuelsMum

BLADDERED
3
Kev B  
Mitch  
Tikay

WANKERED  
2
Leatherman    
Rhinoass

SHITFACED  
2
taximan007
 MrsG2L

POLLUTED
1
LaxieJr

SLOSHED
1
leethefish

MORTAL  
1
mondatoo

TROLLIED  
1
TRIP5

WRECKED  
1
pokerfan

STEAMING  
1
raman

SLAUGHTERED  
1
George2Loose


LEGLESS
1
Laxie

SOZZLED  

1

Silo Graham

BLATHERED

1

smashedagain


BLOTTOED  hector62

1


BATTERED

1

Girgy85

Wake yer Mrs. up ffs!

Lol ill stay up anyway

i was going to take side action on Ray saying mortal!

#keepinitreal
#[ ]inittowinit

Oi!!!!!!!!!!  I said 'legless' Tom!!!

LOL at Sozzled, posh gits.

Polluted? Only in Ireland, methinks.

If someone was to do the running totals while I sort the scores out, we might get some sleep tonight.

Whoever does it - make sure ya add me point for 'legless' in this last one as he's left me out.

Points deducted for bringing a private matter again

I think 'Polluted' is a lovely word for the state

Added.

She nearly said legless too.  Was a good swerve by her.   rotflmfao

Correction - Nearly said langers :)

Attempt # 3....



Q 3. Flightless bird

PENGUIN

17
 
Silo Graham 
Laxie 
Skippy
Leatherman
LaxieJr 
stribbling
Kev B
leethefish 
mondatoo   
Mitch   
tikay   
rudders   
milligan84   
DMorgan   
kinboshi   
raman   
Lucky 


EMU

17
 
TightEnd   
smashedagain 
Girgy85 
mulhuzz 
celtic 
Tractor 
Claw 75       
Geo the Sarge   
outragous76 
bobAlike   
rhinoass   
TRIP5   
taximan007
 pokerfan   
MrsG2L 
nirvana 
ManuelsMum 

OSTRICH 

4

AdamM 
hector62 
Eso Kral   
George2Loose 

KIWI

1

The Duke 

BIG BIRD

1

paulhouk03 

So, Tom doing the snails pace Reveal, & someone else (still to volunteer, wisely) trying to make sense of Tom's repeatedly revised answers, this could be, as the kidz used to say, epic.

Ah yeah.  That woulda been ok.  Good girl.  ;)

Her name is Caroline mate

Can't help him because I don't do spread sheets.  Would've done if I could though.  

Keep track of yer own scores peeps.  I've got 36.

I think we should all keep our own scores.,

My scores so far are 18 + 3 + 17 = 109. 

My score is 84. Go me.

Objection!

Seconded! 

Next QM with adding skills like that

Q 4 Type of Underwear

BOXERS

18

AdamM    
Silo Graham  
hector62  
Eso Kral  
TightEnd  
smashedagain
Girgy85  
mulhuzz  
LaxieJr  
The Duke  
paulhouk03  
leethefish  
Geo the Sarge  
outragous76  
TRIP5  
DMorgan  
nirvana  
George2Loose

THONG

5

Laxie  
Tractor
rhinoass  
rudders  
taximan007

BRA

5

Kev B  
bobAlike  
 milligan84  
MrsG2L  
Raman


PANTS

4

stribbling  
Mitch
 kinboshi  
ManuelsMum


KNICKERS

5

Claw 75  
tikay  
pokerfan  
Lucky
mondatoo


Y  FRONTS

2

Skippy
celtic

FRENCH KNICKERS

1

Leatherman

Only 31 for me :)

Shush, I got that past Jason.

41 points sigh.  Pack of prudes with yer boxers.

toms shrew - i reckon someone has aced it and therefore scoring is irrelevant

Boxers?

BOXERS?

Who the hell wears those new-fangled things?

I do appreciate you keep giving me the top answers Tom, I really do.... but I never said that either  rotflmfao

My answers where Chicken Curry and Knickers.

Yeah crutch less was my first thought :)

. Wonderful! Scores please Tom!

Pants aren't even underwear.  They're trousers ffs.

Said nothing, you wanna do next weeks quiz it's fine with me. Can't really see how you can improve on Toms effort here tho.

Nah, gonna get Paul Ho to do it.

Q 5  British army rank




SERGEANT

22

Silo 
Graham 
hector62 
Eso Kral   
TightEnd
Laxie   
Skippy 
Leatherman 
celtic 
stribbling 
eethefish   
Geo the Sarge 
outragous76 
rhinoass   
Mitch   
TRIP5 
 taximan007   
pokerfan 
Dmorgan   
MrsG2L   
raman   
nirvana

MAJOR

7

smashedagain   
mulhuzz 
bobAlike   
tikay   
milligan84   
kinboshi   
Lucky

GENERAL

4

LaxieJr
The Duke
Kev B 
Mondatoo

COLONEL 

3

Tractor
Claw 75 
ManuelsMum

PRIVATE

2

Girgy85   
George2Loose

CAPTAIN

2

AdamM   
rudders



SOLDIER

1

paulhouk03

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - up to 63

51 -.-

Yes yes yes.....

I assume the top answer there was actually smashed. Its there in capitals and I put smashed not sozzled and it has to be million to one that I was the only person that said smashed?

Check your scores everyone, mondatoo keeps changing his mind.

.

76 for me so far

Half way scores please Tom :)

This is technically correct. (That is the best kind of correct)

Well 2nd top actually...

I have to post the answers first, so that people can tell me I've got it wrong.

It's no good, I'm a working guy, I gotta get to bed.

I'll log in when I get up in the morning to watch the final few rounds..

I'm gunna throw the scores up to now into a spreadsheet and get halfway scores, unless thats already in the works Tom?

Also for Q2, can you confirm how many points smashed and sozzled are worth?

Oh hell no.  You were the one messed up the reveal time in the first place.  Suffer through the lateness of it like the rest of us.

Wait a minute . Where has my answer gone. Defo can't see smashed again.
Nut low scenario here is if Tom wins tonights quiz and has to be QM again next week :)

Thank you thank you.

Smashed = 7  Sozzled = 1

Q 6   Revels flavour

COFFEE – Silo Graham  smashedagain Girgy85 mulhuzz The Duke stribbling Tractor Claw 75  bobAlike   rhinoass   Mitch     milligan84   DMorgan  kinboshi   Lucky    nirvana   George2Loose  = 18



TOFFEE – TightEnd   Laxie  Leatherman  LaxieJr   paulhouk03  Kev B  leethefish Geo the Sarge  outragous76    TRIP5   rudders   pokerfan  = 12


MALTESER – AdamM    hector62   Eso Kral    taximan007  = 4


ORANGE – celtic   mondatoo   MrsG2L   raman  = 4


CHOCOLATE   tikay  = 1


PEANUT  ManuelsMum  =1


RAISON – Skippy   = 1

Q2 needs to be re-looked at cos there are only 37 peoples names listed of 40. I'll tell you who's missing in a sec

Nice spelling by me there.

Me.... That's the whole confusion

Thought I'd call in and see who won................ ;whistle; enjoy your evening/breakfast all!

I've added Jason 'smashedagain' to Q2 (Not that it matters)

Ok Tom, Q2 there is on answer listed for Girgy, smashedagain or Hector. Once I've got those I can put up scores from Q2 and soldier on!

Luckily Jasons answer was just for 1, unfortunately the other two might not be so kind :/

Done

Are we there yet?

Q6 coffee is worth 17 not 18 if the names list is correct, then it adds up to 40

yea im missing.

Morning all, who won?

Reckon we need to get Caroline to do one of these. Nobody would dare argue with her.

Fml. Wife's just woke up and had a go at me. Told her I was doing an inter active quiz on blonde.  She thinks I'm sad

There's a techno over here agrees with yer wife right about now.   rotflmfao

Biggest winner IMO was evilpie..... He missed the deadline :)

but yet is here watching = loser imo

Lol

Well spotted

I could have a room painted by now.  Come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!!!!

Scores after Q2

(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2568/60974995.png)

Fabulous tytytyty

Q 7  UK Criminal

RONNIE BIGGS – AdamM   hector62  Eso Kral  Laxie  smashedagain  Skippy mulhuzz  Leatherman The Duke   Kev B  Tractor  Geo the Sarge  bobAlike   tikay   ManuelsMum   TRIP5   milligan84   pokerfan   raman   Lucky   nirvana  = 21


JACK THE RIPPER leethefish   mondatoo   Mitch   DMorgan   = 4


PETER SUTCLIFFE – Girgy85   outragous76   taximan007   = 3



RONNIE KRAY – Silo Graham   rudders   = 2


CHARLES BRONSON – LaxieJr  stribbling   =2


REGGIE KRAY- Claw 75   rhinoass   = 2


FRED WEST  kinboshi  George2Loose   = 2


IAN HUNTLEY – TightEnd   = 1



FRANKIE FRAZER – celtic  = 1



BLATCH – paulhouk03  = 1


THE KRAYS  MrsG2L   = 1

After Q3

(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/2636/73703178.png)

 :D

Only 3 to go!!!  Let's gogogogogogogoooooooo

After 4

(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5646/23411750.png)

Q 8  Christmas song

FAIRY TALE OF NEW YORK – The Duke   kev B   Claw 75   rhinoass   Mitch  pokerfan  MrsG2L  raman   = 8



WHITE CHRISTMAS – hector62   TightEnd   paulhouk03   Geo the Sarge  bobAlike   = 5


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY leethefish Tractor  outragous76  taximan007  George2Loose   = 5


WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS – Silo Graham    tikay   rudders  nirvana   =  4


DO THEY ITS CHRISTMAS – Laxie   Skippy   DMorgan  kinboshi   = 4


JINGLE BELLS – AdamM  Girgy85 stribbling   = 3


LAST CHRISTMAS – mulhuzz    milligan84   = 2


AULD LANGS SYNE – Eso Kral    = 1



AWAY IN A MANGER – smashedagain   = 1



ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS – Leatherman   = 1

MISTLETOE AND WINE – celtic    = 1

RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER  - LaxieJr   = 1


SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN mondatoo   =1

I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY  TRIP5   =1

CAROL Lucky   = 1

COME ALL YE FAITHFUL  ManuelsMum   =1

After 5

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Tom do you want to wait for me to catch up? Shouldn't take 10 minutes

Time is relative - no rush

Yes, thanks. Desperate for a cuppa. (Have to be up at 5am  :'( ;sleep;)

The cow is next......

I just want to know how I would've done on the 'cow' question.

I think I'd have won.

Pretty sure no one is gonna object at the end.

you just cost yourself and your fellow backers 1.1k  btw - and ty  ;D

After 6

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Been at work since about 9pm. Got finished about 15 minutes ago.

Now sat here like a sadtard hitting F5 waiting for the cow question........

After 7

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The Ho just keeps delivering, class. Big bird was com too.

so this

Still going lol, what have i missed ?

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gogogogo Tom

What a hero Mr Morgan is.

I'll buy you a drink when I see you. Anything you like, tea.... coffee....

bring it on

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Heh, last time I was at DTD that was approaching 2 quid

Exciting, isn't it?

let Tom go to bed imo, continue tomorrow

tempting....

Q 9  Cow


FRIESIAN – TightEnd  smashedagain celtic The Duke KevB Claw 75   rhinoass    tikay   nirvana   = 9



ERMINTRUDE – Adam M  Eso Kral Skippy Girgy85  bobAlike   rudders  taximan007   = 7



DAISY – Silo Graham  stribbling  Geo the Sarge  outragous76  pokerfan  MrsG2L   kinboshi   = 7

JERSEY  - hector62  Leatherman Tractor  ManuelsMum  milligan84  = 5


LAUGHING – paulhouk03   DMorgan   George2Loose   = 3



BROWN – Laxie  TRIP5  = 2


MOO – LaxieJr   Mitch   = 2


DAIRY mondatoo      = 1


ABERDEEN ANGUS – mulhuzz   = 1


T BONE STEAK leethefish   = 1


JORDAN  raman   =1



CATTLE  Lucky   = 1

confering, or both wired to the moon

you decide  ;D

How can Ermintrude not win that?

FARCE!!

Right I'm off home now. Got to be up at 6.30 to start again :(

I googled it as well :)

No confering here.

tbh, as much as you are both my hero's, i was suggesting you are probs wired to the moon

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See correction. milligan said Jersey so

dairy = 1

Jersey = 5

Q 10 Body part below the waist


LEGS –  Silo Graham  Eso Kral  smashedagain  Skippy  stribbling   KevB  leethefish  Geo the Sarge   bobAlike  mondatoo   rhinoass   Mitch  tikay   DMorgan   kinboshi   =15


KNEE – hector62  TightEnd Laxie mulhuzz Tractor Claw 75  outragous76  Lucky   = 8


FOOT – AdamM Leatherman LaxieJr   TRIP5   rudders  taximan007   pokerfan   = 7


PENIS – Girgy85 paulhouk03   milligan84  nirvana  George2Loose   = 5


PATELLA – celtic   = 1


ANKLE – The Duke    = 1


BOTTOM  MrsG2L   = 1


TOES  raman   = 1


BUTTOCKS  ManuelsMum   = 1

wow  - if this was who can guess 2nd best id have won hands down

Ammended

Final Scores

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Great quiz Tom

Nice work Dan

Gratz Nirvana

Objection. A leg goes up to the waist therefore it is not a body part entirely below the waisit. All those who answers leg should score zero

Nice one helping out DMogran  :P ship the wooden spoon

[  ] right quiz

Pretty sure i put leg for the last one, might as well do the job right.   ;whistle;

Who are you and what have you done with the real tighty?

I think this was as close to an utter farce as you're ever going to get.

Mr Morgan saved the day IMO.

I would take it to a whole nother level if I ever did one, luckily that's never going to happen.

Congrats and best of luck to nirvana :P

so who does the next one now? nirvana?

Result!!  3rd from bottom i will get there one day.

Quote "put that f..king phone down now" so missed the last two questions.
Is Nirvana qualified to win this?

 rotflmfao  The request here was very polite, but same end result...missed the last two questions. 

How did their hair turn out this morning?

Very well done Tom, huge fun, thank you, respect to Dan for the scoring (imagine how late it might have finished had Tom been left to do the scoring?), & a grudging well done to Glenda, the man who cannot win a hand of poker even when the villain plays his hand face up - literally - but somehow won this.

AS you know Tom, I steer clear of all the adolescent & petty arguments & pedancy on here, but I must take issue with that utterance. It was not "close" to an utter farce - it WAS an utter farce.

Fun farce, yes, but utter farce.

So, when will you be doing another?

I could not be with you for the reveel last night .....good job

Best/worst longest/biggest FARCE ever ...well done Tom fantastic great quiz

Good fun last night and it helped me to stay up and watch the pokers but then i couldn't sleep and ended up watchin the snookers aswell. Was glad to see Boss Bedi win an award. ;-)
Think whoever comes last in the quiz should do the next one.?
<3 The Ho

Good result for me, 10th or so from bottom, GTFI.




I learned that there is one other person on the forum who knows a good xmas song when they hear it and one other person who knows the first thing you order from the chinese. Standard it happened to be Mitch. Heroes!

Edit: Oh and Monda, Dairy cow, wtf? anyone who put me in that bracket can gtfo. GUY!

Great fun Tom. I bet your dying to do that again he he.

I beat George, nerr nerr ne nerr nerrr, obv not the sole reason for entering!!  even with a score missing pahahahaha, please may i have points for my christmas song Mr Dog :)

Wonderful quiz! brilliant. loved the moo cow :))   

whos next???

Pretty much a rout. Led out, couldn't be caught. Will call my mum later

Told the wife to have a lie in as twins at nursery today and I would sort the kids out.

• GHD's are worth every single penny

+1 And the same goes for 'penis'.

Don't you just know that a few woud go for "penis", & I correctly guessed who 3 of them would be!

Next week, whoopee cushions that sound like a fart.

FYP ;)
Next week, I'll be remembering that some things are very different in England. Don't think I ever heard a scotsman say 'sozzled'. Have heard 'palintoshed', 'paralytic' and 'befuggered' though.

"Head over heels" - what the hell is that phrase meant to mean?  "Arse over tit" makes sense, but aren't people's heads always over their heels?

Falling arse over tit for someone doesn't really have the same Thespian quality to it

wpwpwp

Yes, but if you fall head over heels for someone - it doesn't suggest you're really falling.  Heels over head would indicate a change in the equilibrium. 

If you fall arse over tit, then the very nature of your arse being positioned higher than your tits would indicate there has been an upset to your balance.

I've fallen arse over tit for people in the past.  I've been an arse and made a tit out of myself too.

Good quiz Tom.

 Where's the new quiz, then?

Instead of running it, the QM has probably decided to chop it 50 ways.

who should it be?

i'll run it if the real slim shady doesn't want to/can't, but someone should let them know they're up!

Oops, sorry forgot convention, will do one tonight but such tough acts to follow