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Title: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: outragous76 on December 06, 2011, 10:58:12 AM
hurts alot!


Careful out there kids


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: millidonk on December 06, 2011, 11:06:11 AM
I had just had my wisdom teeth out once and was on the way to the chemist to get some pain killers, did this in front of a load of cars. agree it hurts. [ x ] needed more pain killers.


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: Marky147 on December 06, 2011, 11:16:22 AM
Safe to say I won't be leaving the house much over the next 4 months,  I can fall over on normal ground nevermind if there is any ice about :D


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: millidonk on December 06, 2011, 11:20:20 AM
What you doing up so early anyway? sniffing out tips? ive done my conkers big time. moving money around to give me 2 more days of degeneracy, turned out it will only be one, big on the champs league. lets gogogo. with some change for the nags obv.


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: Marky147 on December 06, 2011, 11:33:46 AM
What you doing up so early anyway? sniffing out tips? ive done my conkers big time. moving money around to give me 2 more days of degeneracy, turned out it will only be one, big on the champs league. lets gogogo. with some change for the nags obv.

Didn't go to bed until 6 either and woke up at 9 fml.....

Couldn't sleep so got up and gonna watch some Friday Night Lights to cheer me up. I've emptied all sports bar a couple hundred as I want to book my Vegas flights and don't want to use my money to pay for them :D

(Obv all that happens is I start depositing when I want to bet but that's alright and doesn't feel the same)


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: DaveShoelace on December 06, 2011, 11:50:49 AM
I once was walking home from a party about 7am in the morning (original hardcore raver) and walking down a very steep hill. There was ice on the pavement of either side of the road, so I thought it made the most sense to walk down the middle of the road, given there was no ice from all the driving, and it was too early for traffic.

I was wrong, and there was black ice on it.

I started hurtling down the road quickly, and was too far in the middle of the road to grab something, so I tried to crouch down to safely 'fall' onto the ground. The problem was my feet were kinda stuck to the floor, so by crouching down I just lowered my centre of gravity and got even faster.

So there I was, skiing down the steep road incredibly fast, screaming like a girl, heading towards a busier main road. I shot straight across the next road onto a grass island which finally put me out of my misery and sent me crashing to the floor.

It was the funniest thing that ever happened to me, and nobody saw it. 


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: smashedagain on December 06, 2011, 11:54:05 AM
Lol. Got an image of this in my mind str8 away


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: Marky147 on December 06, 2011, 11:59:38 AM
Lol. Got an image of this in my mind str8 away

Exactly this :D


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: Dino on December 06, 2011, 12:18:50 PM
Priceless (http://www.qvcuk.com/ukqic/qvcapp.aspx/view.2/app.detail/params.item.564136.cm_scid.KeywordSearch),used them for the last couple of years


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: millidonk on December 06, 2011, 12:22:04 PM
guy. you made the news!!

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ4vKIGlKjg


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: millidonk on December 06, 2011, 12:26:34 PM
no more:

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbb3631ew_4




Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: outragous76 on December 06, 2011, 01:19:37 PM
v funny

although im not sure i could stand there and continually watch/record people falling over on the same bit of ice


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: mulhuzz on December 06, 2011, 01:32:15 PM
I once was walking home from a party about 7am in the morning (original hardcore raver) and walking down a very steep hill. There was ice on the pavement of either side of the road, so I thought it made the most sense to walk down the middle of the road, given there was no ice from all the driving, and it was too early for traffic.

I was wrong, and there was black ice on it.

I started hurtling down the road quickly, and was too far in the middle of the road to grab something, so I tried to crouch down to safely 'fall' onto the ground. The problem was my feet were kinda stuck to the floor, so by crouching down I just lowered my centre of gravity and got even faster.

So there I was, skiing down the steep road incredibly fast, screaming like a girl, heading towards a busier main road. I shot straight across the next road onto a grass island which finally put me out of my misery and sent me crashing to the floor.

It was the funniest thing that ever happened to me, and nobody saw it. 

luge or skeleton bob? :D


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: DMorgan on December 06, 2011, 03:29:17 PM
Does finding that montage hilarious make me a bad person?


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: mulhuzz on December 06, 2011, 03:43:57 PM
Does finding that montage hilarious make me a bad person?

depends. did you insta-mute the music when it started? If so, I think it's fine. Otherwise you're a horrible, horrible man. :D


Title: Re: Falling on black ice.................
Post by: DMorgan on December 06, 2011, 04:38:47 PM
lol no the music is perfect for it