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Title: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 19, 2011, 12:44:36 AM Just a bit of (very random) fun.
NEW ENTRANTS BEING ACCEPTED You have 1000 blonde dollars roll to bet as much or as little as you like on a series of races (circa 6) (different runners/racer) all at evens. At the end the person with the most money (boldie imo) gets to choose the avatar and sig of the person with the least, for the month of January. Race 1 CHOOSE A RIDER AND STAKE, post below. yeti (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/1dfd.jpg) redcap (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/Untitledfdfd.jpg) standup guy (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/sdfds.jpg) Mistresses (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/Untitledghghg.jpg) Seal (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/gghghg.jpg) Black beauty (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/klkljkljk.jpg) Trojan (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/etrtr.jpg) Entrants/ Leaderboard after 1 Race/7 --------------------------------------------------- Roll (Current Bets) LeedsRhodesy B$1050 () Joobie538 B$750 () Mullhuzz B$800 () Greekstein B$800 () Silo Graham B$500 () Claw75 B$2000 (2000) Gatso B$450 () craigbetts B$600 () MahoganyVic B$550 () Skippy B$500 (0) Mondatoo B$1000 (*new entry) Laxie B$ 500 () Sharplea B$4000() Open to new entrants Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 19, 2011, 01:06:57 AM I have abs no idea what this thread is about but gather I need to bet something on something so will wager $200 on the seal
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: mulhuzz on December 19, 2011, 01:08:10 AM I have abs no idea what this thread is about but gather I need to bet something on something so will wager $200 on the yeti Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 19, 2011, 01:20:14 AM Welcome :D
I stumbled upon the vids by accidernt, only in Japan, they won't disappoint :) v v funny. Lots of WTFs though :) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 19, 2011, 01:20:23 AM 300 on Trojan
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Joobie538 on December 19, 2011, 06:37:43 AM 250 on the yeti pls
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: GreekStein on December 19, 2011, 06:40:19 AM 200 YETI pls
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Skippy on December 19, 2011, 08:20:57 AM 500 on stand up guy please.
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Graham C on December 19, 2011, 08:30:36 AM 250 on Mistresses ty
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: MahoganyVic on December 19, 2011, 10:42:39 AM This looks immense.
$200 on black beauty please! Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: mulhuzz on December 19, 2011, 11:19:14 AM if people go bust, they should be able to reload with a nominal donation to live update fund imo
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: craigbetts on December 19, 2011, 12:01:46 PM 150 points on dem mistresses pse.
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 19, 2011, 12:17:49 PM if people go bust, they should be able to reload with a nominal donation to live update fund imo Good thinking. Out of fairness to those who don't, I was thinking of making a nominal live update donation open a B$1M credit line. Your balance restarts with whatever you had before you made the donation, but you still have the credit line. You can go, e.g., a million up by winning with the credit line, but you can also go behind by that amount. You cannot open another credit line until you have exhausted the first, gone busto again, and made another nominal donation. By the end it is Top place v bottom place anyway. Whatcha think? Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 19, 2011, 12:18:37 PM First race will happen here this Wednesday at 8pm.
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 19, 2011, 01:18:19 PM if people go bust, they should be able to reload with a nominal donation to live update fund imo Good thinking. Out of fairness to those who don't, I was thinking of making a nominal live update donation open a B$1M credit line. Your balance restarts with whatever you had before you made the donation, but you still have the credit line. You can go, e.g., a million up by winning with the credit line, but you can also go behind by that amount. You cannot open another credit line until you have exhausted the first, gone busto again, and made another nominal donation. By the end it is Top place v bottom place anyway. Whatcha think? and to think I was confused by the op Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 19, 2011, 03:15:59 PM if people go bust, they should be able to reload with a nominal donation to live update fund imo Good thinking. Out of fairness to those who don't, I was thinking of making a nominal live update donation open a B$1M credit line. Your balance restarts with whatever you had before you made the donation, but you still have the credit line. You can go, e.g., a million up by winning with the credit line, but you can also go behind by that amount. You cannot open another credit line until you have exhausted the first, gone busto again, and made another nominal donation. By the end it is Top place v bottom place anyway. Whatcha think? and to think I was confused by the op Wait til you see the races :D You can buy a Million dollar credit line by donating to blonde live updates. Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 21, 2011, 06:59:30 PM Haven't updated the rolls yet.
Don't click the thumbnails at the end of the vid! Race 1: YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPClAUGj4S4 Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 21, 2011, 11:28:17 PM ffs, the seal was truly terrible, what was I thinking? think I'm gonna pick something with legs next time
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: mondatoo on December 22, 2011, 01:19:29 AM No idea what is going on, a bag on #4 plz.
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 22, 2011, 01:37:55 AM No idea what is going on, a bag on #4 plz. as far as I can tell you've just bet all your money on a race that's already been run. you didn't win but nor did anyone else, it was won by an elephant who doesn't appear to have been available to back. this is really confusing Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 22, 2011, 01:43:46 AM No idea what is going on, a bag on #4 plz. as far as I can tell you've just bet all your money on a race that's already been run. you didn't win but nor did anyone else, it was won by an elephant who doesn't appear to have been available to back. this is really confusing You have 1000 bux and you can bet any part of it on one of the riders shown before the race. If you win, you win at evens. No one has seen the races so as good as if they haven't run. The winner was Trojan, had elephant inside it innit ;) You can see the point where he breaks out. I'll tot up the scores and prepare the next runners. Congrats to LeedsRhodesy, nice call. New players can enter at any time. Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 22, 2011, 01:49:36 AM Booooooooooooom!!!! On my phone so not seen the race yet
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 22, 2011, 01:51:05 AM Booooooooooooom!!!! On my phone so not seen the race yet you backed the trojan horse, not the elephant Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 22, 2011, 02:59:20 AM Race 2
---------- PICK A RIDER AND A STAKE Lizard Lad (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/5555566.jpg) Red's Bull (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/111112.jpg) The Blue Camel (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/1111123.jpg) Claw's Kangaroo (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/11122222.jpg) Nelly the Elephant (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/111222223.jpg) The Orange Camel (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/11122222344.jpg) Tikay's Turtle (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/555666.jpg) Iron's Panda (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/11111.jpg) Race 2 runs Friday, 8pm. Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 22, 2011, 12:06:36 PM I went for the biggest one last time but this time nelly looks crap So since I had a small % in Red at the weekend I feel good about red Bull 250 on red bull please Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 22, 2011, 12:11:09 PM Congrats to LeedsRhodesy, nice call. can you explain this please? I've watched the race several times and the elephant definitely wins. no-one backed the elephant as it wasn't even an option Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 22, 2011, 12:12:05 PM and $150 on the panda in race 2 please
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 22, 2011, 12:21:29 PM Congrats to LeedsRhodesy, nice call. can you explain this please? I've watched the race several times and the elephant definitely wins. no-one backed the elephant as it wasn't even an option oh, ok, I get it now, obv didn't pay attention to the middle section. the elephant was in the horse. this is the weirdest thread ever Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 22, 2011, 01:29:28 PM Congrats to LeedsRhodesy, nice call. can you explain this please? I've watched the race several times and the elephant definitely wins. no-one backed the elephant as it wasn't even an option oh, ok, I get it now, obv didn't pay attention to the middle section. the elephant was in the horse. this is the weirdest thread ever It is pretty weird yeah lol, standard for Japan apparently ;) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Joobie538 on December 22, 2011, 08:07:21 PM 250 on the turtle please
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 22, 2011, 08:57:17 PM No idea what is going on, a bag on #4 plz. This gave birth to a 100 entry discussion on my FB about cockney 'numbers'. Was doing ok but 'Commodore' stumped me completely, too many levels! I'm gonna put your bag on Race 2 mate, have you picked the Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: outragous76 on December 22, 2011, 09:06:59 PM jockey club will be shitting themselves that something more realistic than their daily farces is now available online
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 22, 2011, 09:13:19 PM jockey club will be shitting themselves that something more realistic than their daily farces is now available online lol wp, at least these crazies push the animals to "the best of their merits" ;) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: craigbetts on December 23, 2011, 11:24:24 AM 250 units to be wagered on Claws Kangaroo pse!
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: MahoganyVic on December 23, 2011, 12:16:53 PM $250 on the panda pls!
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 23, 2011, 02:50:46 PM gl gl!
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 23, 2011, 08:16:38 PM Race 2 ---------- PICK A RIDER AND A STAKE Lizard Lad (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/5555566.jpg) Red's Bull (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/111112.jpg) The Blue Camel (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/1111123.jpg) Claw's Kangaroo (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/11122222.jpg) Nelly the Elephant (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/111222223.jpg) The Orange Camel (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/11122222344.jpg) Tikay's Turtle (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/555666.jpg) Iron's Panda (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/11111.jpg) Race 2 runs Friday, 8pm. Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2011, 08:24:33 PM is it too late to join in?
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 23, 2011, 08:26:34 PM Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2011, 08:28:51 PM excellent. 300 bucks on my kangaroo pls.
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 23, 2011, 08:30:39 PM excellent. 300 bucks on my kangaroo pls. hang on a minute Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 23, 2011, 08:31:21 PM really tight :D
Anyone can join at any time, I'll run this at 21:00. Still makes me lol this one Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 23, 2011, 08:31:49 PM if the kangaroo wins then I call foul as the race was 1/2 hour ago
if it doesn't then everything is just fine and dandy I'd quite like to go and watch one of these races live Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 23, 2011, 08:32:51 PM if the kangaroo wins then I call foul as the race was 1/2 hour ago if it doesn't then everything is just fine and dandy I'd quite like to go and watch one of these races live I'll come with you. I'm trying to keep in Claw's good books, she owns one of the runners ;) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2011, 08:38:33 PM if the kangaroo wins then I call foul as the race was 1/2 hour ago if it doesn't then everything is just fine and dandy I'd quite like to go and watch one of these races live I'll come with you. I'm trying to keep in Claw's good books, she owns one of the runners ;) in that case can you run it at 8.45 coz i'm really tired and want to go to bed now Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 23, 2011, 08:41:28 PM if the kangaroo wins then I call foul as the race was 1/2 hour ago if it doesn't then everything is just fine and dandy I'd quite like to go and watch one of these races live I'll come with you. I'm trying to keep in Claw's good books, she owns one of the runners ;) in that case can you run it at 8.45 coz i'm really tired and want to go to bed now kk 3 mins it is. I guess this isn't the best time to finish that bedtime story :) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 23, 2011, 08:42:19 PM On Yua Māku!!!
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWZaaFMP3aM Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2011, 08:42:40 PM if the kangaroo wins then I call foul as the race was 1/2 hour ago if it doesn't then everything is just fine and dandy I'd quite like to go and watch one of these races live I'll come with you. I'm trying to keep in Claw's good books, she owns one of the runners ;) in that case can you run it at 8.45 coz i'm really tired and want to go to bed now kk 3 mins it is. I guess this isn't the best time to finish that bedtime story :) well I still want to know what happened to the purple squirrels and the three-legged king Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 23, 2011, 08:44:56 PM lolz, rigged. noone mentioned that the damn tortoise had rockets
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 23, 2011, 08:45:11 PM awesome race. i can sleep soundly now :)
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 23, 2011, 08:49:35 PM awesome race. i can sleep soundly now :) night night pickle, I'll finish my final draft tonigh ;) Sorry gatso, there was a slightly blurry 'aura' in the pic though, vwp Joobs!! Owner of Tikay's Turtle was interviewed post-race on Japanese TV: YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejXcsLXo6lw Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Joobie538 on December 24, 2011, 08:47:22 AM wiiiiiiiiiiii i win :D
next race plz Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: LeedsRhodesy on December 24, 2011, 10:22:10 AM FFFFFF MY LLLLLLLL From winning last week to last this week!!! Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 24, 2011, 02:07:47 PM FFFFFF MY LLLLLLLL From winning last week to last this week!!! And you're still on top of Joobs :) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 24, 2011, 02:19:23 PM RACE TREE
BOXING DAY BONUS BONANZA ALL RIDERS at 3/1 PICK ANY THREE RIDERS, IF ANY OF THE THREE WINS YOU GET MEGA BLONDE BUX. NEW ENTRANTS WELCOME(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/HGHG.jpg) PLEASE STATE 3 RIDER NUMBERS AND STAKE. ALL AT 3/1!!!!!!!! Eg state '500 on 1,4, 6'. If 4 wins, you would get B$2000 back there. 1 (http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/1lll.jpg) 2(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/5656.jpg) 3(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/8888.jpg) 4(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/656666.jpg) 5(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/777777.jpg) 6(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/444444.jpg) 7(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/bhghghg.jpg) 8(http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/i353/manuelsmum/fgfgg.jpg) RACE IS AT 8PM IN THE EVENING ON BOXING DAY THE 26TH OF DECEMBER Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 24, 2011, 02:36:17 PM $250 on number 3 pls.
edit just read it properly and seen i have to pick 3. do i have to put a different stake on each or just, for example, "$250 on 1, 2 or 3"? Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 24, 2011, 02:39:54 PM $250 on number 3 pls. edit just read it properly and seen i have to pick 3. do i have to put a different stake on each or just, for example, "$250 on 1, 2 or 3"? Hi, Just an amount and 3 riders (eg 1,2,3), if any of them wins you wiiiin! Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Graham C on December 24, 2011, 02:43:02 PM 250 on the cow please, no5,2, 4
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 24, 2011, 02:44:55 PM ok $400 on 3, 6, 8 please
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 24, 2011, 02:56:40 PM The big bux are coming out, GL GL!
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Joobie538 on December 24, 2011, 03:07:03 PM 250 on 1 5 and 6 please
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 24, 2011, 03:23:00 PM The big bux are coming out, GL GL! time to lag it up yo. anyway - what about the squirrels? Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 24, 2011, 06:47:22 PM The big bux are coming out, GL GL! time to lag it up yo. anyway - what about the squirrels? (http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/117/021/enhanced-buzz-28895-1301694293-0.jpg?1318992465) ;) It's pretty complex, I'll do one big reveal I think :) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 08:56:13 PM Last bets in please, look at that value!
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 26, 2011, 08:59:14 PM Last bets in please, look at that value! the race is at 8pm in which time zone? Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: gatso on December 26, 2011, 09:02:03 PM Is this tonight then? Panic bet 200 bucks on 1, 2 and 3
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 09:02:44 PM Last bets in please, look at that value! the race is at 8pm in which time zone? Nippon ;) Just coming up, I want everyone to partake of the valrue. The race is great too, one of my favs Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 09:04:41 PM Is this tonight then? Panic bet 200 bucks on 1, 2 and 3 The panic choice of champions my friend ;) (http://www.ukgameshows.com/p/images/f/fe/321_ted_dusty.jpg) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 09:06:34 PM This has nothing to do with racing, I'm just stalling.
(http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/programmes/0-9/3-2-1/321_handel.jpg) Rogers: "This is a composer. German by birth, English by adoption. Best known for an oratorio published in 1741. It was called Messiah. You're bound to know his handle." Female contestant: (presses buzzer) "Oh God, I used to have it at school... Handel's Water Music..." Rogers: "So who's the composer?" Female contestant: "Chopin?" (audience shrieks in disbelief) Rogers: (shrugs shoulders and turns to other team) "So I can offer it to you." Male contestant: "Beethoven?" Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 09:10:53 PM Monda has an outstanding bet, floating in limbo, shall we just pruck 3 riders out of the air for him?
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 26, 2011, 09:12:04 PM take your time imo - i'm off for a nice soak in my new gok wan bubble bath. love xmas pressies.
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 09:17:08 PM take your time imo - i'm off for a nice soak in my new gok wan bubble bath. love xmas pressies. You take your time girlfriend :) Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Laxie on December 26, 2011, 09:22:25 PM 7, 6 and 2 --- $500 as I'm a late player
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 09:24:22 PM 7, 6 and 2 --- $500 as I'm a late player Gl gl gl Laxie. I had just gone ahead and put you on the list anyway, psychic so I am Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: KarmaDope on December 26, 2011, 09:28:14 PM The whole lot on 5, 3 and 8 :)
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 09:29:55 PM The whole lot on 5, 3 and 8 :) gl gl gl bro Looking at about 22:00 (Greenwich Clawtime) Race start Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 26, 2011, 09:47:35 PM just realised anything other than lumping it all on is a ridic tactic. change my bet to $700 pls
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Joobie538 on December 26, 2011, 09:54:07 PM have i won yet?
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Laxie on December 26, 2011, 09:54:33 PM Are we there yet?
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 26, 2011, 09:58:29 PM yes hurry up - i need something to distract me from smelling my gorgeous gok'd self.
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 10:01:05 PM Ok I'll adjust For Mrs Reddawg, then we're go go go
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 10:03:22 PM On yua Maku!
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hez3CwE3LIQ Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: KarmaDope on December 26, 2011, 10:06:02 PM Get in!
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Laxie on December 26, 2011, 10:06:21 PM W
T F ???????????????????????????? Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on December 26, 2011, 10:08:44 PM Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on December 26, 2011, 10:13:35 PM :D Never give up hope! ;)
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on January 14, 2012, 03:07:25 PM bump
Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: ManuelsMum on January 18, 2012, 02:25:02 AM Oh I thought the thread was for this: We could maybe have one of those too, looks v cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keirin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keirin) Any way of betting on this stuff as matter of interest?? I know its massive in Japan.. Couple of diversionary events. New entrants welcome 2/1 odds. Which of the following blondes was able to hold his breath longest? -Greekstein -DaveShoelace -Outrageous -ACE2M ------------------ The new record was set last year at a mere 19 1/2 minutes :o He had oxygen beforehand though. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/switzerland/7242852/Swiss-freediver-breaks-world-record-for-holding-breath-underwater.html Title: Re: Japanese racing Post by: Claw75 on January 19, 2012, 11:20:59 PM $800 on greekstein pls
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