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Title: How do reindeer propel themselves? Post by: outragous76 on December 23, 2011, 05:37:06 PM When pulling santas sleigh?
Title: Re: How do reindeer propel themselves? Post by: pokerfan on December 23, 2011, 05:40:25 PM Level ?
Magic dust innit. Title: Re: How do reindeer propel themselves? Post by: ManuelsMum on December 23, 2011, 05:50:24 PM Same as this Guy?
(http://aarkangel.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/the-snowman.jpg) Title: Re: How do reindeer propel themselves? Post by: outragous76 on December 23, 2011, 06:26:42 PM But they are always shown running, surely if they just use magic dust they should just streamline their legs?
Title: Re: How do reindeer propel themselves? Post by: pokerfan on December 23, 2011, 06:32:37 PM But they are always shown running, surely if they just use magic dust they should just streamline their legs? Just keeping the legs warm ;whistle; Title: Re: How do reindeer propel themselves? Post by: kukushkin88 on December 23, 2011, 06:34:47 PM But they are always shown running, surely if they just use magic dust they should just streamline their legs? Just keeping the legs warm ;whistle; Yep it´s right to my understanding, once you´ve been sprinkled with magic dust you can do whatever you f***king like with your legs, makes no difference. Title: Re: How do reindeer propel themselves? Post by: china mug on December 27, 2011, 09:43:36 AM i should think its addrenalin that keeps the little critters up there...just examine the facts...
reindeer live in the wild pokeing there little snouts into the snow rooting about for tuffs of frozen grass and looking like extras for bambi5....whielst secretly hopeing that that awfulley nice attonbourgh man pops out films them whilest waxing lyrical about there great evolutionary success story they are,instantly promoting them into the celeb lime light with tv appearances and panto season contracts assured.... instead of which some lardy arsed hunter who wears a red robe to blend into the snow ey landscape captures them transports them to the frozen regions of lapland where he runs a slave labour toy factory staffed by midget phillopenos who he forces to were child like dwarf and elve outfits so as to not get busted by imogration regarding work permits....as if that wasnt bad enouth he then picks a favourete that he spends a lot of time with whielst telling him its there little secret,and rewarding him for keeping his muzzle shut with some bright red make up to make his nose shine and sparkle ...further marking him out as his bitch .. this one he gives a pet name to like ruddolf but alas he also names all the others so they know its onley a matter of time,should ruddolf fall from favour which of them will be led behind the log cabin by the red robed slave master ....to come back latter to the group emblazzed with some cheap pound shop make up which will declare to the whole world they have been playing ho ho ho with lardy arse. then of course they are all strapped into a sleigh with there rear quaters all pouting to lardy boy as he thrashes them with a whip whielst he launches himself into a frenzie of visual lust and sado massachism shouting there names and urgeing them on on on .... |